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Two beast that are masters of sand fighting too death, so who will win? The 5th Kazekage of the Sand Village or the pseudo-legendary known as the Mach Pokémon from the sinnoh region!

Interlude

GAARA

Wiz: The village hidden in the sands, a village that is well, hidden in the sands. What the hell do you want, the fucking longitude and latitude on where it is? It is a village where ninjas muck about, there really isn't that much special about it, just a simple place.

Boomstick: I mean it does hold a fucking demon child but we won't talk about that will we?

Wiz: Enter Gaara, a little redhead whose life from the start was pretty much fucked, as he was made to be an ultimate weapon, as opposed to being a functional member of society.

Boomstick: I mean when you are born with a literal demon inside you, how could you be a functional member of society?

Wiz: I mean it isn't really exactly a demon, it is the one-tailed beast known as Shukaku, a giant tanuki monster thas has control over everything sand, and pretty much hates anything to do with humanity and will strive to kill everyone that is a human.

Boomstick: No Wiz... that is most definitely a fucking demon, a pure, giant, unadulterated fucking demon.

Wiz: Whatever you want to call it, of course as a small child Gaara didn't know how to control and tame the beast, why the fuck would he? Obviously people were scared of him, due to his power of sand that seemingly wasn't matched by anyone in the village, he never had a friend.

Boomstick: Yeah his entire village ostracized him with good reason, he just killed people... guess why he is a little emo piece of shit. Yeah his childhood fucking sucked and no one liked him for people the deadliest killing machine, good job Kazekage... dumb shit.

Wiz: So obviously when he got slightly older for ninja training, he kinda just fucking killed people with his amazing control over sand, with it he can perform some pretty insane shit, to control this sand he uses his own Chakra, an inner energy that he draws from to be pretty damn powerful.

Boomstick: Gaara has seemed to always prefer a more defensive way to fight, using his sand for its full defensive capabilities. His moveset completely compliments this as he can change the density of his sand to be light for easier carrying, or just as hard as steel.

Wiz: There is way more to his abilities that just density changing, he can physically manipulate the sand to surround his enemies using his patented Sand Coffin, but for more deadly attacks, he can follow up that with the Sand Burial, which pretty much crushes his opponent in the mass of sand.

Boomstick: He can use the sand he uses to make a shell around him that is pretty much impervious to almost all manner of attacks, coming at all angles. Even so he can use swift strokes of sand to do quick defending attacks, in case he cannot shell himself in time.

Wiz: Dumbass... he doesn't use the sand to defend himself, right before his mother died she left a promise that she will protect him... and she was true to her word. She literally put her soul in the sand in his giant ass gourd on his back, literally maybe the least effective way to store your sand, he has that just in case there is no sand around that he can use.

Boomstick: Also with his sand he can create entire clones of himself, you know if he needs to trick his opponents that he is right in front of them, and not behind them thinking of a way to kill you.

Wiz: There is also the fact that he can sense sand, whereever sand is he knows exactly where it is and what is in it. So if he fights in a desert, he'll know where you are at all times.

Boomstick: With this sand he creates an entire layer of armor around him to protect him from blows that would normally cause fatal damage. I would like to note however all of these sand based attacks take a chunk of his Chakra, so if he overuses his abilities he could run out of his Chakra reserves.

Wiz: I mean this guy is not going to run out of a Chakra for a long time, the dude can go on for hours with his own Chakra reserves, that is more than enough time to kill you, drink a sip of tea, sing a campfire song, realize that wasn't your final form and then kill you again.

Boomstick: Also he can fly with his sand, let's just pretend that makes any logical sense in the world. Even without his sand however he is a force to be reckoned with. He has knowledge of a fist fighting art known as Taijutsu, so don't think you've won even without sand.

Wiz: I guess when you can control sand to cover an entire forest, there is not much you can't do.

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