| Lord Frieza VS Her Imperious Condescension | |
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| Season | 3 |
| Season Episode | 12 |
| Air date | 10-15-2021 |
| Written by | Cider621 |
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Description[]
- Leaders of Space Empires
- Frieza Force
- Alternian Empire
- Cruel to even their own people
- Frieza openly kills them if they fail or upset him
- Betty Crocker openly stages bombings on her home planet to kill the weak
- Their species have having naming gimmicks
Intro[]
Boomstick: Why're emperors always so evil?
Wiz: Someone once said, Power can easily go to somones head
And when you're the leader of a giant empire it's easy for that to happen
Especially when you're already ridiculously powerful
Well have you ever tried going crazy without power? It's boring no-one listens to you
Uh...yeah. Frieza the Tyrant of Universe 7
And The Condesce the Empress of Alternia. He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick
And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Frieza[]
(The Earth's End - Dragon Ball Super)
Universe 7, home to many powerful races
Like Saiyans or Namekians
But one benevolent race can destroy them
And their planets
This race even ruled the universe
The ruler of a terrifying Empire and Army
Lord Frieza, the son of King Cold
And Brother of Cooler!
Cooler isn't canon
Aw, c'mon
King Cold gave Frieza ownership of the Empire to him because of Frieza's immense power
And because he was too lazy to keep his responsibilities, which is completely valid
What do you know about responsibility Boomstick?
Responsible alcoholic
Riiight, anyway King Cold gave Frieza a warning, to never challenge Magin Buu or Beerus the God of Destruction
But he also was scared of one more thing
The Legendary Super Saiyan, not Broly, just the transformation
Which led him to destroying Planet Vegeta, pretty casually
Killing all but 5 of the Saiyans: King Vegeta's son; Vegeta, Mid-class Saiyan; Nappa, the banished Broly, Bardock's first son; Raditz and, his other son; Kakarot
That's 6, you forgot Goku
...When he did this he was in his "weakest" 1st form, even if blowing up Planet Vegeta took a force of 4.8 Tenatons of TNT
And he's more cruel than just that, he'll casually kill members of his own Army if he sees fit
And he only got stronger from there
(Frieza's Theme - Resurrection F)
Final Form Frieza, which is actually his base form, matched Base Goku in combat who can cause shockwaves worth 621.5 TenaexaFoe
A Foe is a supernova by the way
That is equal to 15.05856×1024 Tenatons of TNT
That like...3.1372×1024...That number times stronger than blowing up Planet Vegeta
And he can take what he can dish out as well
Meaning he's one tough son of a...mutant alien hybrid thing
Frieza also has a 100% power form in this form, which is 40x stronger than the forms base power
So uh even larger "Notation" number
Yes, he'd be strong enough to create force of 24,860 Tenaexa Foe or 125.488×1024 Tenatons of TNT with 100% power
But does that matter when he got himself a shiny Golden form?!
This form rivaled and even started surpassing Super Saiyan Blue Goku, until his energy started draining
Happens to the best of us...
This form doesn't have a clear multiplier but we can assume it's around 1,666,666.6 times stronger
Uh...that's a lot of 6's
Meaning Golden Frieza in that fight had a max attack power of 41,433,333,333.4 Tenaexa Foe or 3.1196317×1030 Tenatons of TNT
And he got even stronger after that
Post Tournament of Power, Golden Frieza grew around 10x stronger
I got this down Wiz, that's easy to calculate
Wow, you really got that down?
Yep, he'd have a power of like 414,333,333,334 Tenaexa Foe
And?
I only did the Foe thing
Well...that's alright...anyway it'd be worth 31.196317×1030 Tenatons of TNT
Try quantifying that into a stupid power level
Golden Frieza was able to keep up with Broly for a short time who is about 245 septillion times the speed of light
He originally couldn't keep this form up for a long time but he did get over this, like a true champ
Frieza, like other Dragon Ball characters, utilizes Ki; which he uses for Ki blasts along with his own techniques
Like the Death Saucer which are like Krillin's razor blade blasts and they can even track people
However Frieza's own arrogance makes it possible that he will lose track of them and his opponent leads them to cut him in half
The Death Wave is like a bunch of razor sharp laser that cut everything around him
The Imprisonment Ball traps people within a sphere, while they're trapped, he can do stuff like kick them like a ball
But he will end up kicking them into the ground which will cause an explosion
This explosion is so powerful that it creates a vacuum, sucking everything in
The Nova Strike allows him to basically become a battering ram
He also has two moves he'll use to finish people off
His favorite is the Death Beam, which is a thin laser that he uses to...kill people, it can also home in on people
He can fire them in quick succession and with immense precision, he can use it to torture as well if he doesn't hit a vital area
There's also the Death Psycho Bomb
He used this to kill Krillin
Which was a mistake because it led to Goku becoming a Super Saiyan
But the way it works is that he fires an invisible ball of Ki into someone, forcing them to rise as it expands before he explodes them from within
That's brutal...even for Frieza
Then there's his Death Ball, which he uses to blow up planets, like Namek, he has such control over it that he can restrain power to put it on a timer
5 minutes my ass
Well actually that was a mistake as after he launched that he said
"I held back too much power"
But anyway, he can upgrade it to the Supernova, which after abit of charging will result in a giant sun-like ball of energy
In his Golden form it's even stronger!
Yes, Freiza is so powerful that even Vegeta is scared that he will surpass both him and Goku
And they should, Frieza is probably the scariest thing in Dragon Ball
| “ | I am Lord Frieza. None surpass me. No one even comes close! Etch this into your skull! I am the Emperor of the Universe! | „ |
Sea Hitler[]
(Fuchsia Ruler - coloUrs and mayhem: Universe A)
Her Imperious Condescension, more commonly known by her eight-letter ancestral title, The Condesce
She's also known as; Meenah Peixes, Betty Crocker, the Batterwitch the Baroness and...Sea Hitler
Anyway, she is the ancestor of Feferi Peixes, and the Empress of Alternia
She was Empress even during the lifespans of the trolls' ancestors
She's also the dictator of the Alpha Kids' Earth
And she's a...servant of- what-
She's a servant to the monster that is Lord English
Yeah, let's hope we never have to go over that thing
He's technically already here, but luckily we're not going over him
(Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse - Homestuck Vol. 9)
She once overpowered 4 people that were comparable to John Egbert
And if you know who John is you should know how strong he is
And with 4 people comparable to him that are ganging up on her all at once, that should be equal to 11.3 Tenaexa Foe
She can move planets with telekinesis
She is around as fast if not faster than Dave and Rose, the latter of which was one of the people she overpowered
Well, they traveled from the center of a Green Sun to the surface
A Green Sun is twice the size of a Genesis Frog, which is the size of the Universe
So...they traveled across the universe?
Now we don't get a time-frame of how long it took, but if we went with 5 minutes then they'd be going 6.07 trillion times the speed of light
Well...what if it was one second?
Then she'd be moving 1.8 quadrillion times the speed of light
And in addition to the telekinesis i mentioned earlier, she can read minds and take them over
If you killed her in the past, she'd still remain in the present
Well, how the hell does that work?
I-...huh...
Does time just not matter?
Not really? Homestuck is pretty...well...it's insane and weird why would anyone try to take any of this seriously?
You mean...we're trying to analyze essentailly a giant shit post
Boomstick, two of this crazy bitches names are Betty Crocker and SEA HITLER
Well think of it like this Wiz, if you're as drunk as me this stuff get's to you less
...Fine...i'll finally take you up on that drink...after this
Good on you, finally grew a pair
Well...she's extremely old, Thousands in fact
She's also immune to a bunch of stuff, like; mind shenanigans and, acid. She also resists really hot stuff
She has a trident
You mean a 2x3dent
I guess that name actually makes sense, considering it's a double-sided 3 pronged trident
She can also see in the dark
She's a super genius, even if she's hot-headed
Full on ruthless too
She is quite vain too
And she...like other trolls, types like a complete idiot
ma best approximation is something like T)(is
")("?
It's her way of typing a capital H, she also loves fish puns
Seems fishy, but I love a finny pun
...
...
| “ | gurl got royal bidness porpoises to attend | „ |
Pre-Battle[]
Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all
It's time for a Death battle!
Battle[]
In Frieza’s room
Frieza: Sitting with his eyes closed, while he hears death and destruction outside of the room
The Condesce: Bursts in I’m here bitches!
Frieza: Not even looking at her What an entrance...though, at least you used the door
The Condesce: I’m here to see who says they’re ruler of the universe
Frieza: Grins Hmhmhmhm He stands from his pod You come here to challenge Lord Frieza
The Condesce: She looks down at him Pffft
Frieza: Makes an insulted face You dare underestimate me? He makes an intense glare which blows everything he’s looking at away, except for her
The Condesce: Taken slightly aback
Frieza: Shall we take this outside?
They dash outside as the destroyed ship crashes behind them
The Condesce: Smiles spinning her 2x3dent into a fighting position
Frieza: Gets into his own fighting position
Frieza: Grins and fires a Death Beam
The Condesce: Blocks it with the 2x3dent, splitting it in half
Frieza: Oh, better than I expected Starts firing blasts rapidly with one hand
The Condesce: Starts spinning the 2x3dent blocking the blasts before throwing it
Frieza: Spins around grabbing it with his tails and throwing it back
The Condesce: Catches it and rushes at him swinging it
Frieza ducks, but gets kneed in the face back up, getting whacked away by the 2x3dent
Frieza: Blasted back before firing a Death Saucer
The Condesce: She blasts it away
Frieza throws more at her, she flies away from them eventually leading them back around to cut him
Frieza: Spins to the side as the discs fly past him Ohoho! I'm not falling for that! The 2x3dent flies at him as he catches it Ha!
The Condesce flies in drop kicking his face launching him away, leaving the 2x3dent which she grabs and flies towards him jabbing at him. He grabs it with his tail and yanks it away, she overhead kicks his head and then grabs his tail as he's launched downward
The Condesce: Like grabbing a fish by the tail
Frieza: …..what?
The Condesce: She grabs the 2x3dent then starts spinning him by his tail
Frieza: wuuAAAUGH
The Condesce: She cuts half of his tail off to launch him directly into a planet cracking the entire surface Gotcha bish
The planet starts to crack more
The Condesce: ...Seems fishy.
The planet blows up
Frieza: 100% Well, now you're going to make me assert myself
The Condesce: Then look behind you
Frieza: why?
All the pieces of the planet start to crash towards them
Frieza: He starts firing blast to destroy them firing a death beam through a line of them causing them to explode, he looks towards her oh…
The Condesce: Using telekinesis to throw planets at him
Frieza: Fine then, this is child's play! He throws death balls to destroy the planets
The Condesce: She grins
Frieza: Why're you so happy?
A planet crashing into him from behind
Frieza: Grah! He fires a beam to split it entirely in half he then forms two ki blasts in his hands which he throws at her
The Condesce: She spins the 2x3dent to counter them
The blasts were aimed at her hands
The Condesce: Gah! Cod damnit! She's hit by more blasts that he launched
Frieza: Flies in punching her face, and following her as she's launched with punches and kicks
The Condesce: She makes the 2x3dent fly towards them
Frieza: Quickly turns to catch it
She quickly knees his back and takes it to whack him away. She flies into him to grab his head and throws him at a star. It starts to flare before exploding a white streak flying at her and ramming her.
Frieza: Screaming loudly as he does so and rams her into planets completely shattering them
She eventually knocks him off as he rams into her again but she used the 2x3dent to block as she's pushed still
Frieza: Forms two ki balls in his hands and shoves them into her face
The Condesce: Blasted back
Frieza: Fires a death wave
The Condesce: She weaves all around it as she throws her weapon as it spins while hurling towards him
Frieza: Time seems to slow as it starts to stick into his body as blood starts to leak out guuuuh...his aura flares out as he transforms blasting the 2x3dent away Fine then! You dare take it this far?! Then face the wrath of Golden Frie-?!
The Condesce: She kicks him deep in the gut. You should stop talking.
Frieza: He head butts her away Damn you! He fires a death saucer
The Condesce: She dodges them as she grabs a comet with telekinesis, spinning it around to give it speed and hurls it at him
Frieza: Gets his arms ready to block as it explodes on them
The Condesce: Flies in and grabs his arms
They start spinning around as she knees him in the gut over and over
Frieza: He opens his arms fast and he gets an opening to head butt her as she knees him
They eventually throw each other away
The Condesce: Spins the 2x3dent ready to keep fighting
Frieza:...AAAAAH Flaring his aura and flies at her
She blocks with the 2x3dent as he punches and kicks as she blocks with each blow before she starts being overpowered, he lands powerful blows on her, the large shockwaves emit
The Condesce: She pushes him off and flies at him whacking him over and over, even spinning it really fast to get thousands or possibly millions of hits on him, even cutting him
Frieza: GRAAAAH He musters up the biggest punch he can and launches her away DIE He readies a Supernova in one hand as he fires death beams with another
The Condesce: She blocks them
Frieza throws the Supernova at her, as she starts spinning her weapons to block it
He screams and fires a giant laser to force it forward more
She keeps blocking it at everything heats up
He pours more energy into it
The 2x3dent shatters apart
The Condesce: She's inside the Supernova COD DAMNIIIIIT she explodes
Frieza: Panting and returns to normal coughing some...over already? I expected better from you.
KO!!!!!!!
Results[]
Cod damn
This match wasn't as one-sided as it might seem
Yeah, Betty Crocker was far far FAR older meaning she took experience
Surprisingly she also takes range, so she'd logically take control of the battle
Yeah even with Frieza taking the speed advantage she still ran circles around him
However Frieza takes everything else, arsenal and attacking strength
Yeah even Sea Hitler's better stamina wouldn't save her when Frieza had a giant death star ball that could blow up a bajillion universes!
Yeah, while The Condesce is definitely undoubtedly impressive, Frieza would eventually use his greater power to take the win
So Frieza froze the fish
The Winner is Lord Frieza
Trivia[]
- The Condesce has many names, most of which are represented
Battle Track[]
"Emporers of Power" is the name because
They're Emporers...that are powerful