"Animatronic creatures with a vengence."
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Introduction[]
Carl: Admit it, animatronics are scary. Anyone who went to Chuck E. Cheese in the 90's understands this.
Yazo: But some are specifically programmed to kill you, especially when they happened to be made by insane psychopaths.
Carl: Like Freddy Fazbear, the one who hunts you through five nights.
Yazo: And EMMA A-1, also known as The Cat. He's Carl and I'm Yazo.
Carl: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Looks like Death Battle wasn't ready for Freddy to come to the party![]
Yazo: How many times have we done a Five Nights at Freddy's bio/fight?
Carl: Uh, about nine times. 11 once we take a break from FNAF MU's.
Yazo: Ah, ok, let's start with the analysis.
Carl: Ok. In the year of 1987, an insane serial killer, named William Afton.
Yazo: Don't say his name, he'll appear out of freaking nowhere!
Carl: Don't worry, Mr. K and I installed a new Anti-Virus to block his signals.
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Yazo: What was that?
Carl: What was what? I didn't hear anything.
Yazo: Must've been my imagination.
Carl: Ok. As I was saying, William Afton killed six children in his popular pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. One of the children was named Gabriel.
Yazo: He was stuffed into the head honcho of the pizza chain, the mascot, Freddy Fazbear.
Carl: Well, technically, head honcho would imply he owns it, which he doesn't-
Yazo: DON'T KILL THE JOKE, YOU KILLJOY!
Carl: Whatever. He became a killer animatronic that hunted in the night. He was a vengeful spirit, killing all those who looked even looked remotely like his killer.
Yazo: You see, apparently animatronics can't be left alone in a building, so first he saw his chance to murder in a Parts & Services room!
Carl: He was later refixed after being scrapped for parts, and was given his own pizzeria and own nightguard to hunt.
Yazo: He might be the face of the game, but he didn't actually move off the stage until Night 3. But even if he is late to the party, he's one of your biggest threats.
Carl: But he wasn't all that impressive when Afton killed him again.
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Yazo: There's that noise again! I swear there's some weird things going on.
Carl: I didn't hear anything.
Yazo: Ugh, whatever. Freddy doesn't really have an arsenal to speak of.
Carl: He does have stuff like his teeth, which are made of metal, but his main form of attack is his gimmick.
Yazo: Yeah, the darker his environment is, Freddy becomes more active and more aggressive.
Carl: Freddy is also pretty smart. He stays in the shadows while studying your movements, in order to find a perfect plan of attack.
Yazo: And remember that darker thing I mentioned? Turns out, he has an alternate form called Dark Freddy, where he gets a shadowy color scheme, and becomes even more agressive and smart.
Carl: Can we take a moment to talk about that name? It sounds like an Edgy OC version of Freddy, plus it's also an alternate name of Shadow Freddy. They can reference Shadow Freddy all they want, but bringing him back into the lore? Oh no, no, no!
Yazo:...Carl's rant aside, Freddy alone is still pretty impressive.
Carl: Like how he can scale to Foxy, who could knock Michael out with just a scream. Now, since the amount of decibels to knock someone out is about 150, and converting that to Watts (in turn converting those Watts to Joules), we get a force of about 240 tons. Shocking, but that is indeed what we get when doing the math.
Yazo: Plus, he should scale to Glamrock Freddy, just another version of himself (I guess you could say this is scaling to Michael, but it depends on what theories you believe) who could run across the pizzeria in about 4-5 seconds. That's Mach 71. Crap, Freddy's faster then I thought.
Carl: Now, due to Freddy's composition of metal, it's likely that Freddy has the endurance of metal. So, that's about 20 tons. Plus, scaling to Afton, who could rip metal apart, gives us a lifting strength of 17 tons.
Yazo: But the ol' bear ain't perfect, as he has failed to kill people on a few different occasions and he can be stopped by any old metal door. Plus, despite his strategies, he was once fooled by a simple disguise.
Carl: But Freddy Fazbear is a ruthless killing machine, haunted by the dead soul of child, seeking revenge on the man who cursed him.
"Round and round we go, where we going? Nobody knows."
EMMA A-1 closes the CASE in Death Battle![]
Carl: EMMA A-1 is a cat animatronic named after his creator's, Scott's, cat.
Yazo: It was deployed as a means of revenge at John Bishop for failing to find his wife and child's murderer.
Carl: But the animatronics he made are actually older then that. He originally made them as toys for a carnival, and sent them to terrorize John Bishop and his daughter. However, the two's fate is unknown.
Yazo: But then Scott sent the Cat, along with the Wolf and the Owl to go after Jack.
Carl: EMMA A-1 is a hunter, usually tracking people through the ventilation system, tracking John through the police department, even popping through the vents into rooms to outmaneuver John.
Yazo: Even when it didn't know how to properly kill, it was still able to throw Jack off guard.
Carl: And now we get onto abilities. First off, EMMA A-1 has some natural weaponry, like it's teeth and claws.
Yazo: It also has the ability to crawl, and when it does so, go invisible.
Carl: It has a dash attack that allows it to cross an entire hallway in less then a second.
Yazo: And, while not an attack, it can also generate a large amount of sparks when stunned. There's not really any attacking potential in it, but if someone's too close, it could deal some damage. Along with the fact that it can see in the dark with Night Vision.
Carl: And now we get onto feats. The Cat could bust right through a wall, Kool-Aid Man style. Considering that the wall was made of seemingly brick, it's safe to assume that this feat takes about 30 tons. And remember that sprint attack I mentioned? Well, it crossed a hallway in about a second, making the feat about 35 mph. That's about 8 miles faster then Usain Bolt, the fastest person in the world. Just like what we did for Freddy, seeing that the Cat is made of metal makes it so it can withstand about 20 tons.
Yazo: Plus, EMMA can lift John and Jack, who, considering they sound American, should weigh about 180 lbs.
Carl: But alas, nothing is perfect. EMMA A-1 is known for malfunctioning and even turning off. It was stunned just by Jack hitting it. And this was when it was mint condition.
Yazo: Still, I don't think anything is more scary then a giant metal cat crawling out a vent, before slamming you into the ground.
*EMMA A-1 jumpscare* (Only watch until 0:03)
Pre-Death Battle[]
Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!
Death Battle![]
A truck pulled up to the pizzeria on a cold and rainy night. In the trunk, were three animtronics, being EMMA A-1, LAST RETAR, and KESTREL O-2, otherwise known as the Cat, the Wolf, and the Owl. The person inside the truck laughed, and pressed a button.
"Go, my creations, kill everyone inside!" He said, before laughing maniacally. The robots sprung to life, before moving in. The Owl teleported, the Wolf jumped in, while the Cat sprinted in. The trio found an empty pizzeria with nothing but dusty, old animatronics. Scott's animatronics were confused. Scott had expected some late night workers to be in the building, not just animatronics. Suddenly, the few lights went out. Before the Cat could switch on it's Nightvision, it heard a bunch of metal clanking. And it wasn't from themself. When the Cat switched on Night Vision, it saw that the Wolf and Owl were both dismantled.
The Cat looked around, to see that the bear animatronic on the stage was missing. The Cat spun around to see Freddy Fazbear approaching.
FIGHT![]
Before Freddy could attack, EMMA A-1 swiped twice with it's claws and then bit Freddy's shoulder. Freddy spun his upper body, flinging EMMA across the room, into the Part and Service's room. The Cat grabbed the endoskeleton inside, and tried to pick it up, but it was too heavy. Freddy walked in. EMMA A-1 side-stepped behind Freddy, and pushed the bear in, before slamming the door shut. The Cat used one of the chairs to lock the door. However, Freddy ripped the door off of it's hinges. He threw it at the Cat, who caught it, but slid back in the process. EMMA attempted to throw it back, but Freddy ducked under it, and leapt at the Cat, pinning it to the ground.
EMMA kicked Freddy off, and got up. Freddy picked up one of the tables, and slammed it into EMMA A-1, launching the Cat across the room, and down the west hall. The Cat noticed that there was a nightguard in the office, but Michael shut the door. Freddy walked up to EMMA. The Cat scratched Freddy several times, leaving several marks on Freddy's shell. EMMA A-1 then shoulder-tackled Freddy, doing some massive damage to Freddy. His ear came off, and started sparking. His arm was also worse for wear. Freddy used his good arm to lift the Cat and drag EMMA A-1 across the wall, before throwing it at the stage, landing before it. Freddy walked over to the Cat.
"Looks like someone wasn't ready for Freddy to come to the party." Freddy said. He picked up EMMA A-1. Before Freddy could finish the Cat off, it's eyes sprung to life, and then sprinted, launching Freddy into the wall. The Cat unleashed a barrage of scratches and bites. EMMA A-1 then pushed Freddy behind itself, and sprinted again, launching Freddy into another wall. At this point, Freddy's shell was essentially ruined. The Cat went for a double scratch, but something changed. The place got even darker somehow, as Freddy's eyes and teeth glowed white. Freddy had entered his Hardmode form. Freddy caught the Cat's claws, and knee'd EMMA A-1 in the face, before slamming the Cat into the wall.
Before Freddy could attack again, but EMMA A-1 started crawling turning invisible. Freddy looked around. The Cat crawled onto the ceiling, right above Freddy. EMMA A-1 dropped down, and landed on top of Freddy. The Cat attempted to pull Freddy backwards, but Freddy jerked his head forward, fling the Cat off. Freddy and EMMA exchanged blows with each other, scratched/punching and biting each other. Freddy tried to punch the Cat, but the cat animatronic dodged, and punched Freddy's jaw, causing it to come clean off. Freddy grabbed EMMA A-1 and slammed it into the wall. A spark emerged from the Cat, hitting a wire, setting it on fire. The fire quickly spread through out the building. Soon, the entire building was set ablaze. EMMA A-1 was thrown across the pizzeria. The two charged at each other and locked hands. They pushed each other, while the fire burned brighter.
The two were sparking like crazy, and twitching. The two were struggling, but making no progress. The two struggled for what felt like forever. The fire blazed hotter then hell. Scott appeared outside the building, trying to get it, but couldn't make a progress.
"GET AWAY FROM MY CREATION, YOU B*STARD!" Scott yelled. A person wearing purple appeared behind Scott, and pushed him in, burning Scott to a crisp. The figure laughed, and ran off. The two animatronics continued to struggle. But then, EMMA switched off. Freddy then pushed the Cat against the wall, and shoved his hand right into EMMA A-1's chest.
"When you wake up, just remember..." Freddy's hand gripped around the Cat's power source, and ripped it clean out. "...Friends are forever."
K.O!!!
Freddy walked off, leaving the remains of the Cat in the burning fire, as the darkest pit of hell opened up to swallow Scott's soul whole.
Results[]
Yazo: How tf did we make a battle of rather weak character so god dang epic?
Carl: Both fighters were killer animatronics, but Freddy had a very clear advantage over the Cat.
Yazo: While the Cat was stealthier then Freddy, thanks to cloaking, and could counter Freddy's stealth with nightvision, Freddy was much stronger and faster.
Carl: Even if you don't buy Mach 71 Freddy, he still scales to characters that move at 40 mph. Still faster then the Cat. Plus, since neither have any durability feats that put one over the other, both did actually have the potential to kill the other, so it could've gone either way.
Yazo: Since both had feats above 20 tons, a good hit could've killed either of them, but it was a matter of who could pull it off first.
Carl: So, it came down to "Could EMMA A-1 go invisible and land the hit, or would Freddy outspeed and land the hit?"
Yazo: Of course, you can see which one we went with. Freddy's huge speed advantage meant that Freddy could blitz the Cat. I mean, Freddy was just above twice as fast as EMMA A-1. Plus, Freddy having that strategizing thing meant he could plan around Cat's advantages.
Carl: Plus, because of Hardmode Freddy's color scheme, he could negate the Night Vision. The Cat was a unique hunter, and could've potentially pulled of a win, but Freddy was too strong, too fast, and too smart for EMMA A-1 to pull a win.
Yazo: I guess Freddy could just win Five Nights over. Looks like this CASE is closed.
Carl: The winner is Freddy Fazbear.
Soundtrack Concept[]
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE![]
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