FREDDY VS CANDY
WIZ:Well here comes Freddy fazbear once again to death battle.
Boomstick:oh this ought to be good because this guy is a pathetic excuse of a fighter here but since he is fighting another animatronic this should be good.
Wiz:Freddy Fazbear,the homicidal animatronic of FNAF.
Boomstick:And Candy the cat,the killer cat animatronic of FNAC.
Wiz:Im Wizard and he is Boomstick and its our job to analyze their weapons,armor,and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
FREDDY FAZBEAR[]
Wiz:Many years ago,the Purple Guy had murdered the first child,and then after resting he murdered more children to satisfy his bloodlust.
Boomstick:But little did the purple guy realize the saying "what goes around comes around" which in my opinion is bullcrap I mean that is what the hippie said when he told me not to shoot squirrels because they would eat my flesh in the after life,in return I shot him and Drove a sedan into an RV trailer park after drinking a beer.
Wiz:Seriously?
Boomstick:Yeah,and it was awesome!!
Wiz:Anyways,the Purple Guy did not realize that The first child he had murdered had revived an entire army of homicidal animatronics with one objective,to kill the purple guy and put their souls to rest in peace. Boomstick:And who led them?Well,none other than the infamous animatronic,Freddy Fazbear.
(Cue die in a fire by the Living Tombstone.)
Wiz:Now keep in mind that we are not using the abilities of FNAF World to keep the game fair.
Boomstick:Now at first glance Freddy Fazbear may seem like another useless hunk of junk but he is anything but useless.
Wiz:Freddy Fazbear is in fact fast enough to run at inmense olympic level speeds capable of even keeping up with Usain Bolt himself in a 100 meter sprint.We can figure this out by calculating the size and length of a hall and how long it takes for Freddy to pass a hallway.
Boomstick:Freddy is also very strong,Freddy can easily stuff a man into a suit,break human skulls like they were hard candy under his foot,and having metal limbs can probably make him strong enough to lift up to one ton.
Wiz:Freddy is also suprisingly durable,due to having a metal endoskeleton,this must mean he is very durable and sturdy,but his skeleton is weaker and more vulnerable than an ordinary bone skeleton because bone is much more durable than metal.
Boomstick: Oh Have we mentioned that this is a magic animatronic?He is capable of short distance teleportation,create halucinations,disable technology,murder someone in their dreams by torturing them in the dream world and then physically killing them,inpare someones hearing and eyesight and can use psychic abilities to mentally and physically torture someone.
(Cue Living tombstone its been so long)
Wiz:Aside from that Freddy aparently has a very strategic mindset and is a master of stealth and fear.
Boomstick:Freddy can hide almost perfectly,scare the hell out of you,and can think much faster than the average man,maybe he can help me find my beer and kill that guy next door.
Wiz:Dont even think about it okay because unless you have a shotgun and an axe,their is no way you can make him help you.
Boomstick:Aside from all that,he has no weapons but a microphone which he can use on you to smash your head open and break it.
Wiz:Eventually Freddy and the gang received their peace by apologizing and killing the purple guy which in fact proves that Freddy has an indestructible Soul but a breakable body making him semi unkillable.
Boomstick:With all this he has done some crazy crap.Freddy has survived 38 years being alive. Regularly sneaks behind cameras, can easily murder humans like a boss. Has many abilities that can greatly damage foes and received his peace in the end. Man and with all this power you may think that Freddy could just beat you like no problem.
http://www.agentsofguard.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/BrokenbyPM.png Wiz:Except he has a few fatal flaws:Freddy is extremely old which can be both good and bad,electricity can be fatal against him,he regularly underestimates opponents,his durability is inconsistent,he was easily killed by Purple Guy and to top it all off he has absolutely no formal combat training.
Boomstick: But hey even do he is the worst of the worst in DEATH BATTLE,Freddy Fazbear is still a force to be reckoned with.
(Freddy Jumpscares the Player)
CANDY THE CAT[]
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(Cue Get the boy Clarence)
Boomstick:Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was not without a rival who had Burgers,French fries,Animatronics,a cat mascot and a dark history.
Wiz:It all started with RAT and CAT,two animatronics who were entertaining an audience,until a child had made a fatal mistake pf getting close to RAT,who put the poor boy out of his misery by murdering him and that is how it all started to go wrong for the Franchise.
Boomstick:Eventually after many attempts,The Company had Made Candy and Cindy,two animatronics who were made to entertain children,but a pair of twins were murdered in the factory by an unknown killer and took the role of Candy and Cindy.
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(Cue Menu Theme FNAC 2)
Wiz:Anyways,Unlike Freddy's more strategic aproach,Candy prefers to charge and assault the player the moment he has the chance,making Candy less strategic.
Boomstick:But hey strategy is not always everything,because Candy is just as strong and fast as Freddy Fazbear in Combat but is slightly more agile and quicker than old Freddy.
Wiz:Candy can also see in the dark,teleport short distances,can rip a person to pieces like they were string cheese and has a more durable frame and structure.
Boomstick:Aside from that,Candy can also run pretty fast,but is usually slow when wandering around mindlessly.
Wiz:Eventually Candy was recycled into the more advanced New Candy who is really not that different but is slightly more intelligent.
(Cue ending theme FNAC 2)
Boomstick:Candy the cat has done some things worth mentioning.
Wiz:Candy is strong enough to kill normal people with ease,survived for many decades of being broken down,snuck behind two police officers,regularly disables technology on his own and can run to an office in mere seconds.
Boomstick:But like all villains Candy the cat does have flaws,he is not that intelligent,was quickly overpowered by a taser and the police,was outsmarted by RAT in the middle of a crisis,Was killed in a building fire,and has no formal combat training at all focusing,more on brute strength and assaulting than hand to hand combat moves.
Wiz:Even though Candy has all does flaws be careful at That restraunt because it may be the last place you dine at with Candy the Cat.
(Candy the cat Jumpscares the player)
Wiz:All right the combatants are set,lets end this debate once and for all
Boomstick:Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!
The Fight:Freddy Fazbear's Pizza 12:00 am.[]
Candy the Cat wakes up and walks off the stage,Candysees Chester and says Hello,after that,Candy searches for Mary Schmidt But he falls into a shipping container heading for Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Candy later gets out of the container and thinks he is still in his restaurant,but soon realizes that the lights are on and there is a person in a room,Candy quickly kills Mike and rips his body apart.Unfortanetly Freddy appears and is angered that he didnt kill Mike.Out of Anger,Freddy tries striking Candy in the face with a michrophone,but Candy quickly evades the attack and facepalms Freddy,the two animatronics growl and clench their fists.
FIGHT![]
(Cue The living tombstone FNAF 4)
Freddy grabs a monitor and throws it at Candy,but Candy quickly dodges the monitor. Freddy later grabs Candy and bites him in the shoulder,but Candy quickly retaliates by kicking Freddy in the groin and shoving him onto the desk.
Candy grabs a slice of pizza and stuffs it into Freddy's mouth.
Freddy quickly counter attacks by headbutting Candy and slams his microphone in candy's chest.
Freddy later leaves the office and hides in the darkness.
Candy:"their is no escape bear and their is no use hiding pal".
Freddy tries tackling Candy,but Candy sees this coming and forward rolls away from the attack and Freddy crashes into a wall,losing a piece of his ear.
Freddy quickly jumscares Candy and temporarily disables him giving Freddy the perfect chance to strike.
Freddy karate chops Candy,kicks Candy onto the floor,tackles him onto a wall,and rips an eye out.
Candy wakes up and struggles with Freddy but succesfully gets out of Freddy's Grip and elbows Freddy in the face.
Candy:"Okay so you're strong and smart,but im faster and tougher than you".
Freddy:"That is it."
Freddy getting frustrated,punches Candy in the face and Turns into Nightmare Freddy.
Nightmare Freddy:"Lets have some fun because this is gonna be one helluva show"
(Cue Minecraft Take back the night)
Candy realizes that Freddy had left the stage and is somewhere around the building,Candy searches through the Building and realizes something is behind him,Candy turns around and realizes their are Freddles jumping on top of him.The Freddles Trap and Bite Candy leaving him incapable of moving. Nightmare Freddy:"You are dead!" Nightmare Freddy appears and rips into Candy's stomach and begins to rip out all of Candy's metal insides. A freddle Rips Out Candy's eyes out and rips a part of his head.
Candy:"You monster,You shall pay for your sins,Ahhhhhhh!!!!"
(Cue FNAC 3 Die In A Fire By the Living Tombstone)
Candy later reboots and realizes that he had been tricked by Freddy,But Freddy swung his microphone into Candy's Face until he ripped half of it off.
Candy Tries hitting Freddy with a steel pipe,but Freddy breaks it and shoves it into Candy's chest
Candy is now deformed,but that does not stop Freddy from ripping Candy apart his arms,legs and eventually bites through Candy's head,destroying the poor animatronic's mother board and killing him for good.
Freddy spits the piece of metal out of his mouth and plays the toreador march in victory.
Freddy:"That was almost to easy"
KO![]
Freddy is seen back on stage singing during day time while Candy's corpse is visited by Sad Puppet.
Boomstick:Yes it finally happened Freddy won A Fight for once all on his own!
Wiz:And in reality was an impressive fight.While Candy may of had the Advantage in terms of speed and quick reflexes,Freddy beats almost every other category except for durability.
Boomstick:Yeah its true,Candy is fast and quick,but Freddy is easily capable of putting does advantages against Candy and Freddy is easily Much more intelligent and unpredictable.
Wiz:not only that But Freddy is easily stronger due to his bulkier structure and even though Candy was quicker and more persistent,Freddy has enough speed and intelligence to keep up the fight in his favor.Even if Candy Could evade Nightmare Freddy,Freddy would of just used Phantom Freddy and ended Candy right their.And in case you are gonna say "But Wiz Freddy is old and weak and he Died to the purple guy".First of all,Purple Guy needed the element of surprise and a suit to do this and second of all,Candy was easily caught by the police in the end and was deactivated fairly easily.
Boomstick:And dont forget that if we had used FNAF World feats for Freddy,this fight would be over in less than a second and this Fight would be useless.
Wiz:Ultimately this proves that Freddy may be an old animatronic,but he certainly isn't a pushover when it comes to combat and strategy,hell he can teleport from one place to another and is full of hellish abilities at his disposal.
Boomstick:Looks like Candy isn't Looking Beary good after this fight.
Wiz:The winner is Freddy Fazbear.
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Candy[]
+Faster +More persistent +better reflexes +night vision countered stealth +slightly more durable -weaker -Less experience -predictable moveset -rushing into battle was useful for Freddy -dumber -Not that powerful -Easily overpowered by Special powers. =Both are animatronics =hand to hand combat
Freddy Fazbear[]
+Stronger +smarter +unpredictable +much more variety +more options for offense and defense +Phantom Freddy and Nightmare Freddy were very useful +more experience -slower -slightly less durable -slower reflexes -night vision countered stealth =Both are animatronics
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