Franklin Delano Donut vs Dan Hibiki is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Donut from Red vs Blue, and Hibiki from Street Fighter.
Description[]
These two Pink clothed combatants are mere jokes, but a joke can still be a challenge, and these two are here to prove who is the stronger Underdog.
Intro[]
Skunk: When it comes to games and a series, mostly it will be serious...
Skel: But sometimes you gotta break that serious vibe with a good joke, especially if the joke wears pink, and is a total idiot.
Skunk: Franklin Delano, Pink armor wearing member of the Red Team.
Skel: And Dan Hibiki, Street Fighter’s worse character ever... He’s Skunk and I’m Skel!
Skunk: And it’s our job to research their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Donut Dunks into Death Battle![]
Cue Red Vs Blue Theme
Skunk: You know at times you have a problem in life that needs to be sorted out?
Skel: Yeah, and the best way to sort them out is a good old fashioned war! Red Vs Blue know this best, as they have been at it for a long, long, long time.
Skunk: Sarge and his team were set on winning this war against blue, and this couldn't have been done without his team...
Skel: His team consisted of Himself, Lopez the Heavy, Richard "Dick" Simmons and also Franklin, the idiot of the team...
Skunk: Franklin is far from the best in the team, and he cannot stress his own will enough to prove it... without him trying...
Skel: He carries a Battle Rifle, A Magnum and a War Hammer.
Franklin's Weapons[]
- Battle Rifle
- Most Common Weapon In Red Vs Blue Series
- Has Clip size of 36 Rounds
- Magnum
- Used for less aggressive situations
- Time Portal Gun
- Allows use of portals
- Sends anyone entering through time and space before ending up on the other side
- Gravity Hammer
- Weighs 85 lbs
Skunk: His Battle Rifle is the most used of all guns in the series, has a clip of 36 rounds, and is actually pretty effective. The Magnum is not as powerful, but can be used as back-up if the Battle Rifle is lost or entirely runs out.
Skel: He can swing around a Gravity Hammer easily, which weighs around 85 lbs
Skunk: He actually has pulled off some impressive things, such as Dodge Magnum rounds at his head point blank, without knowing, Survived getting shot in the chest, Throw plasma grenades further than anyone else, and even survived a plasma grenade exploding on his head, which can destroy tanks...
Franklin's Feats[]
- Can dodge multiple bullets, Rockets and The Meta
- Tanked a Missile in the face, but was fine moments later
- Threw an unarmed grenade at someone hard enough to kill them
- Has fallen several stories down into a cavern, but was up instantly, with no sign of harm
- Only got tickled after getting zapped by electricity
- Defeated Texas clones easily
Skel: He can move faster than Shield, who can move at 60mph, Throw grenades for a far distance and still hit his target, Fought Doc on the wing of a Plane while it was in flight.
Skunk: He survived a 50 Megaton Bomb, Plasma Grenades point blank, and barely gets a scratch.
Skel: Although he sounds amazing, here are the MASSIVE downsides...
Franklin's Flaws[]
- Very stupid and childish
- Normally relies on his team to do the tactical work
- Very oblivious
- Didn't know Meta was nearby and trying to kill him
- Has been defeated by Texas, Washington and Locus
- Was manipulated briefly
- But he managed to figure it out and turn on Chrovos
Skunk: He has a very childish attitude.
Skel: But hey, at least he is the comedic relief on Red Team, we all deserve him, right?
Hibiki Sucks In Death Battle![]
Cue Street Fighter Main Theme
Skunk: Street Fighter is full of many different and powerful fighters, Ryu, Ken, Balrog, and Da- No wait, not him, he sucks, which is why he is here fighting Donut.
Skel: He was born as the son of a mixed martial artist called Go Hibiki, who was murdered by Segat, leaving Dan to seek revenge against him, which would be very awesome, apart from the fact he is a total idiot and barely has much skill...
Skunk: Dan went to Gouken's dojo, but he was kicked out due to his motives, as well as the fact he really, really sucked...
Skel: But anyways, let's be a bit nicer, yeah...
Fighting Styles[]
- Sakiyo Fighting Style
- Means "Strongest Style" (Which is very untrue...)
- Gadoken "Self Way Fist"
- Many taunts...
- Dan does this to "Intimidate" his foes
Skunk: He has made up many martial art styles, like Dankukyaku, which is really freaking dumb...
Skel: He has used what little he was taught and made it into his own moves.
Powers[]
- Bad Version of Hadoken
- Knock off Ryu moves
- Horrible fighting styles
- Super Taunt
- Does 5 taunts in a row
Skunk: He has adjusted his style, using sucky versions of what Ryu could, the Hadoken he does is... pathetic...
Skel: His own move-set is just so freaking horrible...
Skunk: But he isn't totally a push over.
Feats[]
- Can take down many Thugs at once
- Can destroy a car in a minute
- Can keep up with the street fighter cast
- Able to send people flying with his punches
- Has survived heavy punishment from many different fighters, but kept going
- Can tap into the Satsui no Hado, which can allow him to destroy the soul of his foes
Skel: Ok, he is rather impressive, more than a regular human, and even more.
Skunk: He can send people in the air with punches, Survived many different beatings, Stay on pace with all the other street fighters, some who use electrical attacks and move at mach speeds.
Skel: He can destroy a car in a single minute, which is made of metal... the car, not the minute... he also has fended off thugs before, and even did fairly decent in tournaments he went in.
Skunk: But still, he does have big downsides...
Flaws[]
- Arrogant and cocky
- Still the weakest Fighter in his series
- Not too smart
- Forgot to put his address to his dojo in his advert
- Keeps doing the same things, resulting in the same mistakes
- Satsui No Hado is lost easily
Skel: He really lacks true martial art skill, has no good brain cells, and picks fights he like, 100% cannot win, even if the opponent let him win...
Skunk: But in the end, we still appreciate him... mostly, and love him for it...
Interlude[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Coffee Shop
Donut is seen ordering... Donuts...
Donut: Welp, at least I get food after that humiliating defeat... Stupid Blue team...
Donut gets his Donut and Coffee, and as he turns to walk to a table, Dan accidentally bumps into him, and causes Donut to drop his Coffee and food on the floor.
Dan: Sor- WOAH I LOVE DONUTS!
Dan then picks the donuts up, and eats them all, after Donut himself wipes some of the coffee off his body, he looks at Dan.
Donut: You asshole, you ruined, my foo- ARE YOU EATING THEM?!!? You're dead you robe wearing ass!
Donut kicks Dan away, who stumbles, but then gains balance and gets to a fighting position, as Donut also does.
FIGHT!!!
Dan rushes and kicks Donut's gut, then punches his face, causing Donut to stumble, and then he is kicked in the knee. Donut grunts in pain, and as he looks up at Dan, he is punched in the face, then picked up. Dan punches Donut over the counter.
Dan: Is that all you got, just those weak fists?
Donut suddenly pops up, and takes his Battle Rifle out, aiming.
Donut: No I got guns and hammers too!
Dan jumps and ducks behind a table, which Donut shoots at. Dan grabs a chair, and tosses it over at Donut, but he just headbutts it, breaking the chair. Donut slides over the counter, and as Dan gets up, he quickly drop kicks Dan's face, knocking a tooth out, and making him slam into the glass.
Dan: Uh oh!
Donut swings his Rifle's butt at Dan, but Dan avoids it and makes Donut hit a window, staggering him, and then he is blasted in the face by Dan's Gadoken, making him flip over a table. Donut gets up, and fires, but his gun is out of ammo. Dan kicks the gun out of Donut's hand, and does a rapid punch combo, stunning Donut, and then a super strong punch, sending Donut to hit the roof. Donut then falls down, and Dan punches him, making Donut hit the wall on the other side of the shop. Donut breaths heavily. Dan runs up, but Donut is quick to react, and grabs a table, tears the top off, and throws it at Dan, hitting his face, and making him fall.
Donut: Ultimate Table Frisbee anyone?
Dan gets up, and does a spin kick, causing Donut to stumble. Dan punches Donut's groin, making him kneel down in pain, holding his groin. Dan taunts him. Donut takes his Gravity Hammer out. Dan sees and quickly blocks the hammer, Donut rapidly slamming it at Dan. Donut sweeps it below, tripping up Dan, and he rapidly slams it down on Dan's face, making loud clunks as it happens. Donut yells in anger as he keeps swinging, but he then gets kicked off, and Dan yells out.
Dan: Enough of this!
Dan turns to Evil Dan, and gets into a fighting pose. Donut feels fear go down his spine.
Donut: W-wait, d-don't do this...
Dan leaps forward, and beats on Donut's chest, making cracks heard. Donut grunts in pain, but he then tries to punch Dan, but his fist is caught and wrist twisted. Donut screams out in pain. Dan then starts the Raging Demon. Donut gets up, and notices. Donut quickly dashes forward at Dan, as Dan does the same. Donut then slides below Dan, and trips him up, the tosses a plasma grenade onto Dan's chest.
Dan: Huh? What is this?
Dan turns back to normal, and Donut laughs at him.
Donut: Sorry pal, but that plasma grenade is made to destroy tanks, you're do-
Dan suddenly tackles Donut, and puts him into a bear hug.
Dan: I'll survive it, you won't, I' m too strong to die to this!
Donut screams out as the grenade explodes, and the whole Coffee shop is destroyed. After the smoke clears, we see Donut on his knee, breathing heavily, and shortly after, Dan's arm falls in front of him. Donut picks it up.
Donut: A NEW TOY, YAY!!!
K.O!!!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Welp, not a surprise...
Skunk: Now there is a very good reason Franklin is one of the Red Team's best Soldiers, as he has done many feats Dan just pales to.
Skel: Donut held far more weapons on hand, as his guns were something Dan hasn't fought before in a fight, which would prove to be difficult to defend against, and he never has gone against something like Donut's Gravity Hammer. Donut also has survived a massive 50 Megaton Explosion, way more than anything Dan can survive, and then some more!
Skunk: He has shown fair strength, throwing the grenade half way across a canyon and hit a tank, as well as being able to throw a grenade hard enough to kill a person, who was wearing the same armor he was, the same that survived that 50 Megaton explosion.
Skel: But believe it or not, Dan had some advantages over Donut, like matching the other street fighters in speed, some of which could move at mach speeds and use lightning, far faster than anything Donut has done or faced.
Skunk: Dan also was more versatile, given he has far more powers at hand, like his Ki attacks, and his martial arts, which Donut has never faced. As well as Dan having the capability to use the Raging Demon against Donut, who has certainly sinned in his life, but Death Battle looks at the big picture, and not just one single move that can down the opponent.
Skel: But Dan's own overconfidence normally leads him to lose, and he also just didn't have the intelligence to figure out how to get Donut hurt properly, and Dan was stopped in using the Raging Demon before by tripping over a school bag.
Skunk: In the end, this was actually not as one-sided as you would think, but in the end, Donut's superior Durability, Strength and overwhelming firepower out-did Dan.
Skel: Seems Dan got Dunked on!
Skunk: The Winner is Franklin Delano Donut!