Description[]
| Flumpty Bumpty vs. Bill Cipher | |
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| Air date | 11/22/21 |
| Written by | DaRealBlackYoshi (Blue Yoshi) |
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Blue Yoshi: Welcome to a battle between 2 reality bending gods!
Black Yoshi: Who will win? The funny egg who's immune to the plot also known as Flumpty Bumpty?
Black Yoshi: Or will it be the dream demon who existed for trillions of years. The one and all Bill Cipher?
Blue Yoshi: We will research both of these characters to see who will win in a 1v1 fight.
(Don't make another version of this fight without my permission or any of my fights for that matter.)
Thumbnail by Dimentio!
Flumpty Bumpty is done playing games, and teleports into the battle![]
(Music Cue: Shelleggtion)
Blue Yoshi: Look who it is Black Yoshi.
Black Yoshi: It's Flumpty Bumpty! Finally we are gonna use him for battle!
Blue Yoshi: Yep, so let's analyze his powers and feats!
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty Bumpty doesn't really have a backstory. In fact he existed before time was even a thing apparently. Then at some point he met Birthday Boy Blam or apparently saw when he was born apparently. They became best friends and Flumpty later make more friends later on.
Black Yoshi: Yep! Flumpty then created his house of horrors and decided to kidnap people to play his survival game. If they fail then their bodies get used to create the Eyesaur, a skinless many-headed monster.
Blue Yoshi: Yeah the Flumpty series doesn't really have a story that makes sense. As a matter of fact Jonochrome himself said there's no story and things just happen because why not.
Black Yoshi: I think we know who did this.
Blue Yoshi: Yep that's right. Flumpty himself.
Flumpty's Abilities[]
- Omniscience
- Omnipresence
- Transcendence of Time and Space
- Plot Immunity
- Reality Warping
- Teleportation
- Shapeshifting
- Toon Force
- Multiplication
- Environmental Manipulation
- Portal Creation
- 4th Wall Awareness
- Transformation
- Size Manipulation
- Information/Sanity Manipulation
- Law Manipulation
- Dimensional Travel/Immersion
- Elasticity
- Hacking Skills/Technology Manipulation
- Necromancy
- Concept Manipulation
- Paradox Existence
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty has bunch of abilities to consider.
Blue Yoshi: For one, he exists beyond the concepts of time and space. It has been stated by Jonochrome multiple times.
Black Yoshi: Yep, which means he can manipulate time and space to a high degree. And another use for it is being able to be immune to space-time based attacks.
Blue Yoshi: Correct, but let's get into the ability that makes him invincible. His immunity to the plot.
Black Yoshi: Plot Immunity gives him plot manipulation, resistance to plot manipulation, and immortality against the 4th Wall.
Blue Yoshi: We know he's immortal due to the fact that Jonochrome said he's invincible with it, and the fact in his canonical death, he not only fell but his immunity to the plot was removed and then he died.
Black Yoshi: But then he can destroy AN ENTIRE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM FROM DOING THE SAME DAMN THING!
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty is also Omniscient. It was stated that there is nothing that Flumpty doesn't know, at least in his own universe.
Black Yoshi: And he's Omnipresent in his universe due to the fact he was apparently was there when Boy Blam was born and was "ALWAYS THERE".
Blue Yoshi: He has other notable abilities such as Reality Warping, Toon Force, Shapeshifting, Teleportation, Multiplication, Environmental Manipulation, and Dimensional Travel.
Black Yoshi: Speaking of which, Flumpty can enter any fictional verse he wants. Which also may explain why I saw that long ass noise Luigi from the Five Nights at Wario's series in the 2nd game. And I guess Dr. Mario's decapitated head in the first game.......poor man.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty also doesn't have to follow any laws/rules in any given universe, which means he has Law Manipulation.
Black Yoshi: Now for his feats.
Flumpty's Feats[]
- Killed 100 billion birds and caused the apocalypse with just a meteorite.
- Killed all his friends in the 3rd game including Golden Flumpty.
- Has direct control over a universe.
- Came back from his canonical death in just a few days.
- Can destroy a space-time continuum from just falling.
- Survived a whole Town exploding in the comics.
- Is so far the strongest character in the FNAF verse.
- In the 3rd game, he managed to remodeled the entire building and had 9 clones going after the player.
- Flumpty can potentially control a infinite amount of universes due to the fact Kevin Jr is Birthday Boy Blam from another timeline, and Flumpty has control over the universe. There's also a infinite amount of Blams too.
Blue Yoshi: Oh yeah about his canonical death, he died also.
Black Yoshi: EXCUSE ME?!
Blue Yoshi: You know those One Week at Flumpty's videos right? Well because that timeline has the same Flumpty that would mean he died I think.
Black Yoshi: So he did died, but also didn't? Yeah powerscaling this fucker is confusing.
Blue Yoshi: Let's just say he survived it. I mean the 3rd game exists so it's safe to say he came back.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty has a few flaws also.
Flumpty's Flaws[]
- Doesn't have social skills.
- Is childish sometimes.
- Can't enter our world (the real world).
- Would limit himself like not being able to go through metal doors in the first game.
- however this battle would use him to his fullest so this shouldn't be a problem.
Blue Yoshi: He doesn't have any heavy flaws, but they are note worthy.
Black Yoshi: Flumpty social skills are awful. In fact that's why he kidnaps people and kill them because he doesn't know how to socialize.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty is seen acting childish.
Black Yoshi: Also he can't enter the real world, our world. At least it hasn't been confirmed he can.
Blue Yoshi: Also one more feat to mention is that Flumpty is responsible for the unexplainable in his universe.
Black Yoshi: Can you show me?
Black Yoshi: Huh? So if something weird is in Flumpty's verse then it can be just explained by Flumpty just being there? Jonochrome really meant it when he said there's no story in the Flumpty series. Because things just happen because Flumpty is there. Not to mention he apparently died and didn't die in his canonical death. The same death that removed the power that made him basically immortal.
Blue Yoshi: Let's just move on so we don't get our brains exploded by the "story".
Black Yoshi: I agree....
Bill Cipher knows LOTS of things in the battle[]
(Music Cue: Cold Open)
Blue Yoshi: Bill Cipher was once a resident of the 2nd Dimension.
Black Yoshi: However, he hated being there because it was a flat world filled with flat people.
Blue Yoshi: Thus decided to favor chaos and destruction. This liberated his Dimension and he took a 3rd Dimensional state.
Black Yoshi: Bill Cipher is a god that existed for trillions of years. He likes to destroy things because why not.
Blue Yoshi: Now let's get into Bill Cipher's abilities!
Bill's Abilities[]
- Reality Warping
- Time and Space Manipulation
- Matter Manipulation
- Flight/Levitation
- Size Manipulation
- Self-Voice Manipulation
- Nigh-Omniscience
- Multiplication
- Telekinesis
- Light Manipulation
- Emotional Manipulation
- Soul Manipulation
- Telepathy
- Possession
- Shapeshifting
- Fire Generation/Manipulation
- 4th Wall Awareness
- Dream Manipulation
- Mind Manipulation
- Immortality (Regeneration Longevity)
Black Yoshi: Bill Cipher has a bunch of god like abilities. He can control time and space.
Blue Yoshi: He can also warp reality. It's one of his most notable abilities.
Black Yoshi: He warps reality to make things "weird".
Blue Yoshi: Bill Cipher knows lots of things. Like other realities and universes. Hell he's even aware of us, real people, and the real world.
Black Yoshi: Not to mention Bill existed for TRILLIONS of years, so he has alot of experience.
Blue Yoshi: Another classic ability Bill has is being able to manipulate people's minds and dreams.
Black Yoshi: We've seen this happen to Grunkle Stan and to his brother.
Blue Yoshi: Bill Cipher is near goldy smart. He even tricked the smartest man in the world Stanford.
Black Yoshi: He can even possess people by removing their souls too. We've seen this happen with Dipper.
Blue Yoshi: Other notable abilities such ass Shapeshifting, Immortality, Telepathy, Light Manipulation and-
Black Yoshi: Bubbles OF MADNESS! Because ya know he can do that.
Black Yoshi: I want a bubble of horniness
Blue Yoshi: Excuse me?
Black Yoshi: How about his feats?
Blue Yoshi:.....................Yeah right....
Bill's Feats[]
- Tricked Standford, the smartest man in Gravity Falls.
- Existed for trillions of years which gives him experience.
- Knows lots of things
- Liberated the 2nd Dimension and ascended from it too.
- Single handily wiped out Time Baby and the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron.
- Time Baby says that he can destroy the very frabic of reality/existence. Which means Bill Cipher is really powerful.
- Is aware other realities including Reddit apparently.
- 11-Dimensional beings are apparently afraid of Bill.
- Managed to escape from the Nightmare Realm to the Real World.
- Thus warped, and basically destroyed all of Gravity Falls.
Black Yoshi: Bill done lots of crazy ass feats. Such as bringing fear to more powerful beings like 11 Dimensional beings. At least apparently so.
Blue Yoshi: He killed Time Baby and the entire Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squardon. Time Baby he said he could destroy the very fabric of reality/existence, and then gets one-shot by Bill in seconds.
Black Yoshi: I wonder how Bill thinks of Twitter. I mean he's aware of Reddit, so I wonder what he thinks about Twitter.
Blue Yoshi: If there's any reality Bill needs to "liberate" he would need to do so on Twitter.
Black Yoshi: I agree.
Black Yoshi: Also since Bill is this powerful and he's just dealing with humans.....how did he lose?
Blue Yoshi: We gonna explain his flaws right now.
Bill's Flaws[]
- Is possible for someone to erase Bill in their mind via ability, or weapon.
- Seen happen at the Gravity Falls Finale.
- Bill heavily underestimates his opponents.
- Which is why he lost to humans.
- Claims to have infinite power but couldn't escape Gravity Fall's Bubble.
- Certain types of Magic can block Bill's power.
- Doesn't know all things as he doesn't know the equation to bring down Gravity Fall's Bubble and many other things.
- This would also mean his Telepathy is somewhat limited.
- Can't forcefully enter someone's mind unless that someone agrees to it.
- He can't also forcefully take someone's soul.
- His Eye is somewhat weak.
- When damaged, it takes a good while for it to regenerate.
Blue Yoshi: Bill is not full on Omniscient. He doesn't know things like the equation to Gravity Fall's Bubble.
Blue Yoshi: Another thing to take not of is that certain types of magic can limit his abilities. This is shown in the Mystery Shack fight.
Black Yoshi: It's also possible for him to be erased in someone's mind.
Blue Yoshi: Bill Cipher also has a major flaw. He can't enter one's mind forcefully, and he can't take one's soul forcefully.
Black Yoshi: Yeah. You'd think with the power to easily overpower humans, he can do whatever right? No, that someone has to agree to let Bill Cipher into their mind or take their soul.
Blue Yoshi: I think we shown all what Bill can do.
Black Yoshi: Yep! So let's go into the BATTLE!
Pre-Fight[]
RULES FOR THE FIGHT!!![]
Blue Yoshi: Before this epic battle start. We gonna have to make adjustments to both characters.
Blue Yoshi: Both Flumpty, and Bill will be put at Low Multiversal. This is because Bill's power level can't be decided. Flumpty is somewhat a similar case, but not as bad as Bill's. So to prevent any long arguments about it, we put them on the same power level to prevent it from happening. The conclusion will explain more of this. Thank you for your understanding.
Location: One Night at Flumpty's verse (Post-Apocalypse)
Flumpty can be seen popping out of nowhere. He has Endo "C" Mouth's body.
Flumpty Bumpty: I love getting random characters into my universe! Boy look how happy this endo is!
Flumpty then sees a rip in the universe getting bigger, and bigger. There was now a triangle-shaped portal in the sky. After a couple of seconds, a flying triangle came through it. It was none other than Bill Cipher. Bill looks around to the nothing, but destruction.
Bill Cipher: Man...you did a number on this place...
Bill Cipher: By the way I'm Bill Cipher. But you can call me the All Mighty for all of entirety.
Flumpty Bumpty: That's funny. Because I'm the Chaos God of Death!
Bill Cipher: You look more of God of the Eggs to me. Haha! You nothing a giant talking egg.
Bill Cipher: Hey wanna see me turn you into a boiled egg in 5 seconds?
Bill generates blue flames from his hands, and is ready to kill Flumpty. Flumpty on the other hand is sitting down on the ground like a child.
FIGHT![]
(Music Cue: Shacktron Theme)
Bill shoots blue flames at Flumpty. Flumpty was on fire until a stream of water fell on him out of nowhere. Bill was confused on how that happened, but ignored it. Bill then makes himself large, and grabs Flumpty with 6 hands. He threw Flumpty on the ground with alot force. However when Flumpty landed on the ground, he just bounce right back up really fast. Flumpty then spawns a spray can of wet cheese out of nowhere, and sprays it at Bill's eye.
Bill Cipher: OOOOOOOOOOW MY EYE! IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO REGENERATE YA KNOW.
Flumpty Bumpty: If I was a 3 sided Dorito god with one eye then I would know.
Flumpty spawns a floating trampoline, and bounces right off of it. Flumpty then makes his fist as big as Bill, and hit him really hard. He hit Bill so hard that he was sent around the planet that they were on, and back to Flumpty's location. Flumpty kept bouncing on trampoline, taunting Bill as he was. Bill turns red, and let his rage out.
Bill Cipher: ENOUGH!
Bill snaps his fingers, and made time stop as a whole. Flumpty stopped as well. Bill turns back to his normal color, and approaches Flumpty. Bill spits in his hands with his eye ball, and cracks his knuckles. Bill is seen gonna give Flumpty the slap that happens when you don't do your chores. But then gave Flumpty a unnecessary powerful flick to the nose. Bill resumes time to its normal state, and Flumpty is seen flying to the ground at high speeds.
As soon as Flumpty landed on the ground the entire planet that they were exploded. Bill got damaged in the explosion as well. After a minute the smoke the explosion clears, and Bill generates from the explosion. Both Flumpty, and Bill are now in the empty black void of space.
(Music Cue: Silence)
Flumpty Bumpty: I sure do love exploding planets!
Bill Cipher: I just threw you on the ground! How did you do that?!
Flumpty Bumpty: That's very simple to answer!
Flumpty Bumpty: I'm immune to the plot!
Afterwards Flumpty decides that it was time to buff up. Flumpty made his arms, and legs very muscular. Flumpty flexes his arms so hard that he destroyed a nearby solar system. Bill was surprised the amount of power that Flumpty had. However he thought to himself that he still wouldn't match him. Bill spawns multiple colorful bubbles near him.
(Music Cue: Eleggtroswing 0:55 - 1:50)
Bill Cipher: How about Bubbles of Random Emotions!
Bill waves his hands forward, and sent the bubbles to Flumpty. Flumpty however spawns a giant cannon out of nowhere, and gets inside of it. The cannon shoots out Flumpty, and sends him flying. Flumpty dodges the bubbles with ease. Flumpty gets really close to Bill, but some thing happen. Bill generates a force field of kind, and repels Flumpty through multiple planets. Flumpty lands on star laying down.
Bill Cipher: Ya know, I can use for some SCRAMBLE EGGS!
Bill uses his reality bending powers to make the star explode on Flumpty. The explosion reached miles upon miles in space. Bill saw nothing, but bright light ahead of him. Suddenly, Flumpty is seen flying from the explosion. Before Bill can react, Flumpty punches Bill through a large planet. Flumpty then teleports behind Bill, and clap his hands to cause a shockwave. The shockwave split Bill's body into 3 pieces. The 3 pieces of Bill's body created clones of him. Now there was 3 Bill's that Flumpty had to deal with.
Flumpty Bumpty: You can clone yourself? I can do that too!
Flumpty made a clone of himself. The clone of Flumpty grabs a planet from just his hands, and throws it at the 3 Bills. All 3 of the Bills shoot beams of light at the planet to make it explode. The original Flumpty creates a black hole from just punching. He sends the black to the 3 Bills.
Bill Cipher: Bill 2, and Bill 3 destroy the black hole while I crack egg 2. I hope the person reading this doesn't get confused.
Original Bill uses telekinesis to stop the Flumpty clone in his tracks. He pulls the Flumpty clone close to him. Bill turns his eye into a mouth, and eats the Flumpty clone. However Bill forgot to cook the egg. Bill spits out the the remains of Flumpty, and saw he was eating roaches, and spiders piled up into a ball.
Bill Cipher: I was excepting to eat a uncooked egg. Anyways what's Bill 2, and Bill 3 doing?
Bill turns around to see that his clones were destroy. He then sees Flumpty flying towards him at the speed of light. Bill decides to snap his fingers, and all of time is stopped once again. Bill approaches Flumpty, and makes his leg large. Bill kicks upwards on Flumpty. When he looks back he sees Flumpty disappeared.
Bill Cipher: WHAT!? Flumpty was not suppose to move during stopped time at all!
Bill movements began to slow down, and eventually he stops moving entirely. Flumpty suddenly appears in front of Bill. Flumpty punches Bill so hard that destroyed the entire galaxy that they were just on. Bill is seen getting blown into pieces. Flumpty de-buffs his arms, and legs. He decided that he would just control the universe, and reverse all damage of the fight until a beam of light hit Flumpty out of nowhere. Flumpty not only turned into a bunch of scrambled eggs, but also there was a pot of perfectly cooked boiled eggs. Bill is seen regenerating from the attack.
Bill 2: Finally I tricked that stupid egg!
Bill Cipher: Good job little Bill 2, V.I.P trip to the multiverse. You're coming with me too! Also I want the boiled eggs.
Location: The Multiverse
(Music Cue: Silence)
2 Bill Ciphers is seen traveling throughout the multiverse while eating Flumpty, who has been turned into boiled, and scrambled eggs. However they (or just Bill since they the same person) would find out that Flumpty is no yolk.
Flumpty Bumpty: Awwww man! I didn't get the V.I.P trip to the multiverse. Well at least I have I've got this anime dude's head. He like decays things by touching them. I kinda killed him because I didn't like the verse he was in.
Bill Cipher: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU CAME BACK?! I TURNED YOU INTO FOOD!
Flumpty Bumpty: You did.
Flumpty Bumpty: But you also didn't, so I decided to take a detour.
Bill Cipher: Wait...are you saying you're some type of paradox. Like your existence is both true, and false?
Flumpty Bumpty: Who knows? I don't even know why I do anything.
Bill Cipher: (Maybe I should make a deal with this egg.)
Bill Cipher: Alright Flumpty, you've convinced me that you way powerful than what I excepted. How about we make a deal?
Flumpty Bumpty: Oh boy a deal?!
Bill Cipher: I'm the master of the mind. I outsmarted the smartest of all people for trillions of years. I even outsmarted the smartest man in Gravity Falls. Flumpty, I have INFINITE POWER, and can do whatever you want. I can give you an entire galaxy. Or even a universe (echoing).
Bill Cipher: So how bout' this, you shake my hand, and you let me into your body, and you will be the most powerful being in all of the omniverse!
Flumpty Bumpty: Sure! I'll shake your- wait. Aren't we both in a fan made battle? Which means one of us will have to make it out of alive. Which means you right now is trying to kill me.
Bill Cipher: Welp I tried. Looks like Flumpty needs a lesson on how to be WEIRD (echoing.)
Flumpty Bumpty: Wait! Turn on Flumpty's Jam please.
(Music Cue: Flumpty's Jam Instrumental)
Bill Cipher snaps his fingers which teleported Flumpty into a random parallel to the universe. Bill teleports to the universe Flumpty was in. Flumpty sees a blue void. Whatever universe he was made it so the universe is blue, and not the black empty void he was not used to. Flumpty turns around to see Bill. Bill thinks that this universe needed to be weird. Thus Bill used his reality warping powers to spawn a colorful wave out of nowhere.
Flumpty gets caught in the wave, and lord he was in for something. Flumpty saw all types of things, like a floating ear, a giant mutilated black cat, and giant feet. Bill flies towards Flumpty faster than light.
Bill Cipher: Hey Flumpty, like what I did to the place? Hey Flumpty, wanna see my disfigure your entire with a snap of my finger?
Bill snaps his fingers, and made Flumpty's weird. Bill tells Flumpty to have fun, and flies far away. Flumpty quickly uses his transcendence of time, and reverts his face to a point where it wasn't deformed. Flumpty quickly chases the one-eyed god. Flumpty gets a giant foot, and throws it at Bill. It managed to hit Bill in the back. Bill turns around, and is right away pissed off at Flumpty.
Bill Cipher: WHAT!? HOW YOU KEEP COMING BACK?
Flumpty Bumpty: You may be the master of the mind. But I'm not even bound by the plot. In fact, I'm the master of the 4th wall.
Flumpty's face cracks open to reveal a shadowy face (or Shadow Flumpty to be more specific. Flumpty in 1/60th of a second punches Bill miles away. Flumpty then creates 2 large blue stars out of nowhere. Flumpty claps his hands, and cause the stars to collide, causing a big explosion with Bill in the center of the impact.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
The stars created a massive explosive. Flumpty spawns a chair, and popcorn out of nowhere. He starts eating the popcorn as the explosions continues. After like 5 minutes the explosion clears, and Bill slowly regenerates from the impact. Bill instantly goes to Flumpty who's wearing 3D glasses while eating popcorn. Flumpty suddenly then claps loudly.
Flumpty Bumpty: Boy that was the best movie ever. Like a wannabe god trying to kill me, and almost got killed in a sun explosion. That was the best part! 10/10.
Bill Cipher: I think I need to turn this egg into a CORPSE!
Flumpty Bumpty: Now I think it's time to stop yolking around. Even though the battle used that joke already
Flumpty throws a giant screaming human head near him, and throws it at Bill. However due to the weird properties that Bill did to reality, he went to the complete opposite direction. You may be wondering how's Flumpty not effected by it. Well Flumpty is not bound by the plot, so we gonna continue on.
Flumpty Bumpty: HEY! We have a battle to do here!
Oops, my bad Flumpty. Continue fighting the Dorito demon.
Flumpty approaches Bill faster than sound. Bill uses his multiple arms, and hands to shoot out multiple beams of light. Flumpty dodges most of them, but then gets hits by one. The explosion was powerful enough to destroy a planet. Flumpty was burnt from the explosion, but shook the black out of him in a cartoony way.
Bill Cipher: When I get my hands on you Flumpty, I'm gonna SCRAMBLE YOUR BODY FOR ALL ETERNITY (echoing).
Flumpty Bumpty: You technically did already, but alright.
Bill Cipher: You've pissed me off FOR THE LAST TIME!
Bill began to grab multiple things with his dozens of arms. He threw things like giant arms, skeletons, and even a bloody corpse of a child at Flumpty. Flumpty dodges them with ease, but Flumpty gets grabbed by one of Bill's arms. Bill then puts Flumpty close to face. Bill shoots light out of his eye, and turns Flumpty into pieces.
Bill Cipher: *(Deep Voice)* Finally! I'm hungry, I think I'm gonna eat remains Flumpty because I want to.
Flumpty Bumpty: Sometimes I've been thinking of eating myself.
Bill turns around to see Flumpty with that creepy shadow face again. He then sees Flumpty creating multiple galaxies out of nowhere. Flumpty flies towards Bill, destroying everything in his path while pulling in the galaxies. Bill gets pissed off even more, and makes him the size of like 4 Jupiters. Flumpty spawns 9 clones of him that would crash into him at the speed of light. The clones hit Bill at like multiple different places. However Flumpty grabs one of the clones, and throws it back at Flumpty.
Flumpty causes his own clone to explode. Flumpty then punches Bill stomach, and then the side of his head. Flumpty then gave one final punch to Bill, and hit him so hard that all of the weirdness that Bill caused was all gone. Bill was blown into pieces, but regenerated from the attack. Flumpty was about to throw the multiple galaxies at Flumpty, however Bill manages to make the galaxies hit Flumpty instead. This caused the immeasurable sound of multiple galaxies exploding all at once.
Flumpty's body is seen beginning crack. However Flumpty decided that it was time to use some outside sources. Flumpty goes outside of the battle, and quickly stabs Cloud Strife in the head, and grabs his buster sword. He also ripped out his hair too in the process, and puts it on his egg head. Flumpty came back to the fight, ready to fight Bill with a sword.
Bill Cipher: You cosplaying as Cloud from Final Fantasy? Let's be anime weebs then!
Bill turns to normal, and shapeshifts his head into Sephiroth's hair. Bill spawns a long ass sword just like Sephiroth's. Bill slashes at Flumpty, but he dodges it. Flumpty teleports behind Bill, and performs a Cross Slash on Bill. The attack was so powerful that it sent Bill to another universe. Flumpty follows Bill into this universe.
Bill regains his balance after attack, and sees Flumpty fast approaching. Bill lifts his sword up, and slices Flumpty. Bill also managed to slash a solar system in half. Flumpty got split in half in the process. Flumpty regenerates from the attack.
Bill Cipher: I have immortality, I can do this forever ya know. You may come back, but I'll always put up a fight.
Flumpty Bumpty: Boy that's cool!
Flumpty Bumpty: But what about the other Flumpty that's approaching you at infinite speed.
K.O!!![]
(Music Cue: Silence)
Bill Cipher: Wait WHA-
Before Bill could even complete his sentence, Flumpty stabs Bill through the eye. Flumpty decides to perform a move that he created like 4 milliseconds ago. Flumpty performs his very own, Scramble Breaker. Flumpty twirls in immeasurable speed. In fact, Flumpty was so fast that him, and Bill went through not only multiple universe, but also other fictional verses as well. Bill screamed in agony as this was happening. Flumpty did one final slash, and manages to not only destroy several parallel universes, but also warped all of reality into a black void.
After some time there was nothing. No sound, no sign of life, not even- oh wait a portal shows, and guess what? It'-
Flumpty Bumpty: Shut up will you?
Ugh piss off egghead.
Flumpty Bumpty: I'll take it from here.
Fine, I'll eat some ham & cheese Hot Pockets.
Flumpty Bumpty: Anyways, I hope who's ever reading this horrible battle enjoyed it somehow. I also managed to pull out Bill's eye ball out. Now I did stab it, but don't ask why. I do it because I don't why I do anything.
Flumpty Bumpty: Anyways I'll be making a special diner for my friends with Bill's body, and his eye will be dessert. See you guys!
Conclusion[]
Black Yoshi: Really? Flumpty wins? Ok Blue Yoshi you HAVE to explain this!
Blue Yoshi: I will, but first I have to look at Bill.
Blue Yoshi: Bill had a couple of advantages. His physical advantages makes it so Flumpty kinda had a hard time to deal with. Bill also has a advantage in terms of experience.
Blue Yoshi: Although there's been evidence that Flumpty has been killing people for some time, however Bill has done it since time begun.
Blue Yoshi: Mixed with the fact he has trillions of years in terms of experience then he takes the category.
Blue Yoshi: Hell he even tricked the smartest in Gravity Falls, Stan Ford.
Black Yoshi: Wait wasn't Bill said to destroy the fabric of reality, and was stated by Stan Ford himself that he was a threat to the multiverse?
Blue Yoshi: Actually, those points have been debunked.
Black Yoshi: Wait huh?
Blue Yoshi: First the Time Baby saying Bill can destroy all of reality. First of all, the rift was doing it. Bill was not gonna destroy all of reality by himself, it was the rift. However as it was shown, it seems like it was very slowly destroying reality, or the multiverse in Gravity Falls. It doesn't do it in 1 big blast. Think of it has a domino effect in this situation.
Black Yoshi: That doesn't say much though.
Blue Yoshi: Here's the thing Black Yoshi, This isn't even then this isn't even Bill's power. It's was the rift like I said. Caused by the removal of an inhesive keeping reality stable, and letting the nightmare realm merge with our dimension the destruction of reality was being caused by the instability of the rift and the nightmare realm seeping into the multiverse.
Blue Yoshi: Weirdmageddon was just the Nightmare Realm merging in with the 3rd Dimension.
Black Yoshi: What about Stand Ford saying Bill is a Multiversal threat himself. I mean the dude is smart enough to create a weapon that could destroy Bill. IN HIS PHYSICAL FORM REMIND YOU.
Blue Yoshi: Bill being a threat to the multiverse could just mean that could travel between universes. It doesn't imply that Bill can destroy multiple universes in one beam of light or something. Stanford Pines was worried that Bill will destroy the universe even though Bill only told him his evil plan of "weirdly" ruling it over, while causing notably less damage around in the universe but without destroying it all. This would mean that Ford likely knew what Bill could cause. The very fabric of existence don't always mean the entirety of existence, and all the realities in a verse respectively, unless proven.
Blue Yoshi: Using the term is kinda vague to some extent. Like how Cartoon Cat is said that he can destroy a planet, but wasn't mention how can he do it.
Black Yoshi: Wait hold on. Isn't Bill Hyperversal in terms of power. In the feats it said that 11D beings are afraid of Bill. This way beyond what Flumpty can do even if he bump him to Low Complex Multiversal.
Blue Yoshi: First of all it was 7-11D beings, which is far from Hyperversal. At best it's High Complex Multiversal.
Black Yoshi: Well it's still better what Flumpty has shown.
Blue Yoshi: Actually this point is debunked too. Those same beings died in a 3D crash. 7-11 DIEMNSIONAL BEINGS DIED IN A 3D CRASH. If they were truly that high into reality then that crash SHOULD NOT HAVE killed them.
Black Yoshi: Fine fair point, but what about the winner, Flumpty Bumpty himself? Why does he win in this match up?
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty wins due to Plot Immunity, and his haxes trump Bill.
Black Yoshi: I knew it. People say that Flumpty stomps everything because he has Plot Manipulation. Plot Manipulation doesn't always equal a fucking win.
Blue Yoshi: Actually it might not even be Plot Manipulation. It's high possibility it's Author Authority.
Black Yoshi: What's that?
Blue Yoshi: Author Authority is the STRONGEST version of Plot Manipulation. It's basically allows the user to have COMPLETE and/or ABSOLUTE control over their own verse. The users are also should be transcendent.
Black Yoshi: Well what's the evidence for this? It just seems your high balling Flumpty.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty is able to ignore Jonochrome killing him off personally, and came back from his death in just a few days. Not to mention, he literally had his Plot Immunity removed, so he should've been impossible for Flumpty to come.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty also was stated to be transcendent by Jonochrome himself.
Black Yoshi: Ok, but what about Bill stopping time for Flumpty? I mean he can do that right?
Blue Yoshi: That's useless against Flumpty! Flumpty's existence is beyond time, and space. Meaning he's immune to space-time based attacks. Which means there was no way Bill could use his Space-Time Manipulation against Flumpty, who exists beyond it.
Black Yoshi: Bill Cipher killed Time Baby in seconds though! Which means Bill also transcends time (not much for space) because Time Baby limited his ability to time. Now he killed him, and his gang within seconds, Bill transcends time!
Blue Yoshi: THAT'S STUPID! Bill transcending time because he killed Time Baby is the equivalent of saying Doctor Strange from the MCU transcends time because he has the Time Stone. Does Thanos transcends space-time because he had both the Time, and Space Stones? If Bill transcends time then other characters will have to even though THEY ARE FAR FROM IT.
Black Yoshi: You said Bill is smart enough to manipulate people though. So Flumpty could've shaken his hands because he's childish.
Blue Yoshi: That's improbable because Flumpty is Omniscient. Which means HE WOULD NOT taken any of Bill's deals especially if Flumpty is aware he's in a fan made Death Battle, and Bill keeps on trying to kill him then makes deals out of nowhere.
Black Yoshi: Fair enough I guess, but could've Bill trapped Flumpty in the 2nd Dimension, or snaps his fingers to make Flumpty disappear because Flumpty is a 2D character.
Blue Yoshi: First of all, judging how the One Night at Flumpty's games look, I don't think Flumpty would be 2D. Plus Flumpty is a higher dimensional being because he transcends time, and space itself. Bill trapping Flumpty in a dimension is USELESS. Due to Flumpty's space-time transcendence, he could've easily get out of that dimension.
Black Yoshi: Bill can disfigure people's bodies. So why not doing it constantly to Flumpty?
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty's body can revert to a point to where it wasn't deformed. He doesn't even need Plot Immunity for this. Due to his transcendence of time, he can just recover from it quickly.
Black Yoshi: Speaking of recovering quickly. Jonochrome said Flumpty came back a few days ago. Would that mean that Flumpty will need to wait a few days to come back? That will also mean that Flumpty has a slow regeneration process because of that.
Blue Yoshi: Here's the thing Black Yoshi, there's one thing that can debunk this point quickly. Flumpty's Paradox Existence.
Blue Yoshi: Flumpty has Type 5 of this ability. Flumpty's existence is both true, and false. This makes it impossible to interact with users normally as they not bound as such actions. They also fall out of logic, concepts, and anything.
Black Yoshi: I don't see the evidence sir. This means your just highballing Flumpty.
Blue Yoshi: For evidence #1, Flumpty both died, and didn't die from his canon death.
Blue Yoshi: This evidence right here falls right into the category for Type 5. It's both true, and also false that he died from his canon death.
Blue Yoshi: For evidence #2, every possible way that Flumpty came to existence is both true, and false.
Blue Yoshi: Again falls under the Truth, and Lie pattern for Flumpty's Paradox Existence.
Black Yoshi: What about Flumpty falling logic huh? He also need to have that right?
Blue Yoshi: I've got evidence for that as well.
Blue Yoshi: Not only Flumpty can destroy a space-time continuum from just falling-
Blue Yoshi: But also in the comics, Flumpty died in a car crash, but since he was in space he was fine. Which all these doesn't make any sense.
Black Yoshi: Yeah I agree. Plus Flumpty's verse doesn't really follow any rules, or logic. Like a human being survived from drinking lava, and a beaver having knives for feet.
Black Yoshi: Wait, DID I ACTUALLY AGREE TO YOUR POINTS?!
Blue Yoshi: This would-
Black Yoshi: Mean that Flumpty's existence could not die by Bill at all. Bill has not shown that he can deal existing paradoxes that operate under truth and lie. This would also mean that even if Bill killed Flumpty with a powerful energy attack somehow, he would just come back. There are multiple timelines that Flumpty exists, possibly a infinite amount of them. And in the statement where Flumpty spent a week at the strip club, there was no mention of Flumpty slowly regenerating from his canon death. As a matter of fact none of the statements implied that.
Blue Yoshi: Actually thank you Black Yoshi for explaining all of that.
Black Yoshi: BILL SHOULD'VE WIN!!!!
Blue Yoshi: Ugh whatever.
Blue Yoshi: Bill Cipher had more experience, took physical advantages, and was smarter at tricking, and manipulating people for trillions of years. However Flumpty's Plot Immunity, Hax, and Paradox Existence made it so that Bill can't kill Flumpty. If Bill kills Flumpty then his existence would make that a lie thus he can come back at anytime.
Black Yoshi: I'mma play The Joy of Creation now. This debating makes my brain hurt.
The Winner is Flumpty Bumpty
