Description[]
B.F.D.I. VS DC Super Hero Girls 2019! These two flamboyant, short-tempered, yet selfless and kind females are the most stylish and prideful of their teams. Will the Winner of B.F.B. win this brawl? OR will the Princess of Prestidigitation show her a fatal magic trick?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Whether it be competing in a game show trying to win an once-in-a-lifetime prize, or saving the world with your best friends, it isn't enough just doing those things, they've got to look stylish and beautiful! Like Flower, the hated last place, turned loved first place of B.F.D.I.
Wiz: And Zatanna, the Princess of Prestidigitation.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle!
Flower Competes In DEATH BATTLE! For Petal's Sake![]
Wiz: Two brothers named Cary and Michael Huang in third grade, made comics about anthropomorphic objects competing for a prize. Later in January 1, 2010, the two brothers made history, known as Battle For Dream Island. This would later spawn hundreds, no, thousands of object shows like theirs! And in the third episode, one of the most infamous characters in object show history was eliminated, this was a bratty flower named... Flower.
Background[]
- Name: Flower
- Age: Unknown
- Weight: 19,932 lbs (Thanks to petals)
- Height: Unknown
- Gender: Female
- Species: Flower
- B.F.D.I. Placing: 4th
- B.F.B. Placing: 1st
Boomstick: Seriously, Flower? Couldn't they have given her an actual name? Anyways, even though she was eliminated first, she's actually absurdly strong, able to walk around with her petals, with the combined weight being 19,932 lbs, and has a kill count of over 35 people! Holy shit! Remind me not to piss her off.
Wiz: Trust me, you don't want to, she's easily one of B.F.D.I.'s strongest and most skilled contestants, she's able to react to lasers, maneuver in a volcano, easily catch up to Bubble, even through she was far behind her.
Arsenal[]
- Yoyleberries
- Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!
- Hammer
- Mirror
- Sweaters
Abilities[]
- Supernatural Connection
- Super Speed
- Super Strength
- Toon Force
- Floral Instincts
- Petal Generation
- Fourth Wall Awareness
- Non-Physical Interaction
- Elasticity
- Duplication
- Resistance To:
- Extreme Cold
- Cosmic Radiations
Wiz: She has Yoyleberries, which can turn her into metal, increase her durability, and negotiates her weakness to fire, she also a gigantic hammer she's able to use to shatter a stone bridge, a mirror she can use to reflect lasers. and most notably "Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!"
Boomstick: With these shoes, she's immune to being slipped, it doesn't matter if you push her down the stairs, tripper with your foot, or put a banana peel under her foot, she will never slip. Man I wish I had those shoes, then I can stop slipping whenever I'm in the bath.
Wiz: I thought you had a bathtub?
Boomstick: Yeah, of course I do, it will prevent me from slipping whenever a stand up in the bathtub.
Wiz: Okay, moving on. She has super speed and super strength, but thanks to her flower physiology and toon force, she has Floral Instincts which she can use to locate treasure underground, has supernatural senses, where she was shown to sense a disturbance in the force, can generate petals if her old petals are gone, able to interact with non-physical beings, stretch her limbs far enough to grab Woody in the sky, is aware of the fourth wall and like other objects, can create what seams to be an endless amount of clones!
Boomstick: She can talk to Firey while he was still on the Sun, and like other objects, she's able to do travel on foot, or dance for 73 days, and has Yoyleberries, which allow her to teleport, turn her into metal, and when fellow object Snowball ate one, he was able to shrug of Four's Zappies.
Wiz: She's also, surprisingly intelligent, able to make her own Speaker Box, is good at making and preparing parties, has an entire B.F.D.I. Season's worth of experience, and opened a fashion line called "Oh For Petal's Sake!"
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick wearing Flower's Sweaters)
Boomstick: Despite the ugliness this glitter-covered monstrosity is, it's surprisingly comfy.
Wiz: That's correct Boomstick, but these sweaters don't only give you comfiness, they also protect people from dangerous liquids like acid.
(Dummi wanders in)
Dummi: My scanners indicate that the glitter was from the emulsified magic Yoyle dust extracted from the peak of Yoyle Mountain, the fibers made from endangered Goiky bamboo, and is toxic to human skin, causing itchiness and in rare cases, death.
(Both Wiz and Boomstick widen their eyes in horror at that revelation)
Boomstick: Are- are we going to be okay?
(Back to the analysis)
Wiz: Anyways, Flower proved to be one of B.F.D.I.'s most resilient contestants there, she's proved this in B.F.D.I. and B.F.B.
Feats[]
- Won Battle For B.F.B.
- Rotated the Earth with her teammates
- React to a laser from the Laser Powered Teleportation Device
- Harmed Needle with a slap
- With her teammates, were able to rotate the Earth by running in place
- Became one of the most loved characters
- Lifted the Mastery Recovery Center with ease
- Danced for 73 days straight
- Won B.F.B. 25 with a rock
- Survived a kick to the Sun
- Saved B.F.B.
- Was able to launch herself from Blocky Trampoline and reach at incredible speeds
- Can keep up with other contestants
- Pin can shake the Eiffel Tower
- Needle survived being flung to Yoyleland and crashing into her star-sized cake
- The Have-Cots moved an enlarged sun at faster than light speeds
- TV moved Black Hole
Boomstick: She's able to rotate the Earth with her fellow Have-Not-ers, she was able to rotate the Earth by running in place! She's able to hurt Needle, who was able to survive crashing into a star-sized cake, that's over 16.6 Quettatons of TNT! Enough to destroy, what else? A star, and she's easily even with all of the contestants in strength, speed, and durability.
Wiz: That's correct Boomstick, and other contestants have done some mind boggling feats, such as being hurled to Yoyleland, pulling the Earth into a camera, shaking the Eiffel Tower like it were a paperweight, being punted to the Sun in what seems to be 43 seconds, lifting and throwing ACTUAL stars with ease, move an enlarged sun at faster than light speeds by jumping on it, and TV was able to push Black Hole in his pre-shrunken large form, black holes has the mass of 20 suns, to push a black hole that heavy without any effort, would take over 12.15 Kilofoe!
Boomstick: That's the same force of 1200 F*CKING SUPERNOVA'S! And it doesn't stop there, her speed is just as impressive to match, she's able to keep up with Needle, who can run up to 500 steps in less than 5 seconds, Robot Flower, who run to the Moon and back in two seconds, and is able to react to a laser from the Laser Powered Teleportation Device with ease, and that baby can fire a laser all the way up to space near a black hole!
Wiz: The closest black hole near to Earth is 1560 light years away from us, this would mean Flower can react and move, over 82 billion times faster than light!
Boomstick: But being a flower has it's downsides, she can be easily killed by fire, and is afraid of bugs, like a lot and being the most hated of the contestants meant that she wasn't going to get far. Until B.F.B., in this season, she has worked tirelessly to change, making new friends, growing kinder and more selfless.
Wiz: It was that development and change that caused the viewers to change their views on her, surviving eliminations, winning challenges, and becoming one of the most loved characters in the show, and once the finale episode "finally" came-
Boomstick: God that sucked!
Wiz: She won... and gave up the B.F.D.I. and B.F.B. to Gelatin and the Announcer, this display of selflessness showed us that even the meanest of people and change for the better, she even convinced Purple Face to give up his villainy.
Boomstick: From being first eliminated and the most hated to the winner and the most loved on the series, she deserved the win more than anyone else in the show.
Flower: I really did win, didn't I?
Zatanna Brings The Magic To DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Welcome to Metropolis, city number one of superheroes and supervillains, but there's a team unlike any other, a team that consists only of super-powered teenagers! The Super Hero Girls! The Amazon Princess known as Wonder Woman, the Kryptonian powerhouse Supergirl, the intelligent and hopefully Batman's future sidekick Batgirl, the small and smart Bumblebee, the pacifist Green Lantern, and last but not least! Zatanna! The Princess of Presidigitilation-
*BUZZ*
Boomstick: Presetigalition-
*BUZZ*
Boomstick: Preset-
*BUZZ!*
Boomstick: Aw, F*CK your title! Why couldn't you call yourself the "Princess of Spells" or something?!
Background[]
- Real Name: Zee Zatara
- Age: 17
- Weight: 145 lbs
- Height: 5'7
- Gender: Female
- Species: Homo Magi
- Princess of Prestidigitation
- Part of the Super Hero Girls
Wiz: From a young age, Zee Zatara was preforming magic shows across the country with her father, Giovanni Zatara, but in one fateful day, the magic tricks became real and she couldn't control them.
Boomstick: Like all young girls, she hid it from her dad, which resulted in her destroying her room thanks to her magic which suddenly appeared out of nowhere! But thanks to her dad, she learned that her magic was part of his side of the family, like my love for shotguns is part of my dad's side of the family... well at least what Mama Boomstick said.
Wiz: From this, she got a book of magic spells, and by reciting the spell once, she's able to learn the entire thing from memory, and used this to learn practically every spell in her book.
Light Magic[]
- Powered by positive emotions
- Flight
- Mind-Swapping
- Energy Blasts
- Portals
- Teleportation
- Telekinesis
- Forcefields
- Nulls Dark Magic
- Illusions
- Energy Blasts
- Clones
Dark Magic[]
- Fuel by negative emotions
- Dimensional Travel
- Bats
- Enhances her magic
- Scape Compression
- Hypnosis
Boomstick: She's got your usual magic arsenal, a few energy blasts here, forcefields there, portals, mind-swapping, telekinesis, and illusions. You know, the works.
Wiz: She can also travel through dimensions, freeze someone for hours, teleport herself and others, absorb one's magic, can seal enemies in pink bubbles, change objects and people, and can create enough clones to over run the city of Metropolis, however, she didn't just inherent light magic from her dad, she also inherited dark magic from her mom.
Boomstick: The same mom, who left her, during her birthday! ...Like my dad when I was born. Anyways, with dark magic, she's able to summons bat-talions, compress space, enhance her magic, hypnotize her friends into birthday zombies, and can travel though dimensions!
Wiz: But there's a reason she doesn't like using dark magic, as it scares her of the fact that her magic can hurt people.
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick)
Wiz: Her magic is empowered through her emotions, meaning once she incredibly happy or productive, she's able to use her light magic to her fullest extent.
Boomstick: While dark magic is fueled by negative emotions, which turns to be a real problem for her as it overrides her emotions and she hears voices saying: "You're going to blow this!", "You're a nobody!" and "No wonder your dad left me!"
Wiz: Boomstick, it was her mother-
Boomstick: (weeps) Why dad!? WHY?!?!
(Back to the analysis)
Boomstick: (sniff) Um, anyways, thanks to her magic she's able to accomplish some badass feats.
Feats[]
- Traveled to the TTG Universe
- Destroyed an extinction-level meteor with her friends
- Managed to control her dark magic
- Summon an entire army of child-like goblins
- Preformed in Abracadabrapalooza
- Imprisoned Giganta in a bubble
- Froze Supergirl
- Defeated Fuseli, Ember, Enchantress
- Scales to her friends
- Supergirl threw a basketball to the Moon
- Green Lantern intercepts meteors
Boomstick: She's kept up with her friends, froze Supergirl, imprisoned Giganta in a bubble, summoned an entire army's worth of child-like goblins, destroyed a meteor which was stated to be even with the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, and is even with Supergirl, who once threw a basketball all the way to the moon and caused it to spin!
Wiz: To do something like this, would take over 8.90 nonillion tons of TNT, enough to destroy the Earth two times over! Not to mention that basketball must be moving around 5 times the speed of light! And her telekinesis should be comparable to Green Lantern's constructs, which are able to stop meteors that move at 12-40 km/s.
Boomstick: During the movie, Zatanna used her dark magic to try and go to the Phantom Zone to save the other supes, but thanks to the voices in her head, she accidentally brought them to the Teen Titans Universe!
Boomstick: I meant the bad one.
Boomstick: Yeah, that's the one.
Wiz: It was there she would meet Raven, a fellow magic user which dark magic of her own, thanks to her comfort she would heal from the abandonment she got from her mother, and got full control over her dark magic. It took a while, but thanks to her friends and father, she would become a true hero.
Zee: You're right, Fueseli. This IS my magic! All of it! What I know, what I've yet to discover... Good or bad, dark or light! It's mine to do with... as... I ... choose! And I choose to END YOUR REIGN, LORD OF NIGHT TERRORS!
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: it's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!!!
Fight[]
Metropolis 6:09 AM
(We see Zee Zatara A.K.A. Zatanna reading her spellbook in her home, relaxing on her bed as she casually flips through some pages until she stumbles onto a very interesting spell)
Zee: A dimensional transportation spell? Let's give it a try!
(Zee stands up from the bed, and conquers the spell)
Zee: !noisnemid rethona morf gnieb a gnirB
(Her eyes turn pink, and a bright pink light engulfs the room, as the light dies down and she opens her eyes, she sees that she has summoned... a flower?)
???: Hey! What is this place?! Am I on Dream Island?
(This was a very confused, Flower in a moment she was showing her brand new sweater to her friends, the next she's transported to a hotel in the middle of a city? She then looked at Zee, and decided to show her sweater)
Flower: Hey, what do you think of my brand new sweater? I'm thinking of making this a brand new fashion line-
Zee: Eww! That- THING is a sweater?! What's with all the glitter also? It looks like a horrible mix of a sweater, glitter, and ugliness!
Flower: ... ... ... WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?
(Clenching her fists in pure rage, the five-petal flower felt rage unfelt before, but the Princess of Prestidigitation didn't notice and kept ranting about how ugly her sweaters are)
Zee: You heard me! Those things are a complete disgrace to fashion-
(She couldn't finish her sentence as in what seemed like an instant, Flower punched her in the face, so hard, that she went straight through the wall behind her and fell! Flower crossed her arms, hoping she'll learn her lesson)
Flower: Serves her right! No one insults my sweaters!
(She turned around, and walked away, until she saw the room getting more pink by the second, she rubbed her eyes and still saw the pink glow covering the room and her, she then turned around and saw Zee, who transformed into her superhero persona: Zatanna! The object looked in awe... and worry)
Zatanna: You are SO DEAD!!
Flower: ...Uh oh.
FIGHT!
Part 1: Metropolis Mayhem[]
(The magical superhero shot many magical blasts at Flower, who quickly ran and dodged all of them, this caused for Zatanna to get frustrated and kept shooting beams of light magic at the object, getting an opening, Flower took advantage of the opening, picked up Zatanna's bed and threw it at her! Who responded with making a forcefield around her to block the attack, causing the bed to break into pieces and make a cloud of dust, and going through the dust was Flower who threw a heavy downward right hook, at the forcefield, making a shockwave that shattered all of the glass in the tower, and knocking down Zatanna and was going down so fast, that it seemed like a blur, and when she hit the ground, it made a large crater in the middle of Metropolis, we then transition to the doors of Zee's home, and they open, showing Flower walking out of the building and looking to the viewer)
Flower: What? Did you think I was going to jump off? Anyways.
(Flower quickly dashes to the crater, speaking of which, Zatanna stood up from the rubble and rubbed her head in pain, she then saw Flower standing right in front of her, taking a chance, Zatanna fired a blast of magic, which Flower quickly ducked under, she then shot more beams of magic at the object which she also dodged and ran from, then the magician had an idea, she reached out her opened hand which was surrounded by an pink aura, the same for Flower, except that her entire body was covered by it and was being lifted from the ground! By the time she realized it, Flower was panicking!)
Flower: Wh-wha?! What's going on?
Zatanna: This, my friend, is you making a critical mistake!
(After finishing that sentence, she shot a blast of energy at the object, and with no way to dodge it, Flower was hit by the laser, flying into a nearby car, crashing into it! Quickly snapping out of her daze, she saw Zatanna in the air, and was flying straight at her! She jumped back on her feet, grabbed the car and threw it straight at Zatanna, who used portals to redirect the car back to the sender, who leapt out of they way just in time and it hit the building behind them. Rolling back onto her feet, the object threw a punch at the magician, which successfully hit her in the stomach, causing her to wheeze, so she followed up with several other punches and finishing with an uppercut to the chin, firing Zatanna far up in the sky with incredible speeds, but she recovers and shot a powerful laser of magic at the object, which gave Flower an idea)
(Pulling out a mirror out of nowhere, she uses it as a shield to reflect the magical laser, which lucky for her, worked, causing the Homo Magi to swerve around the reflected blast, and turning around at the opposite direction as a result. Taking it as an advantage, Flower opens her hand, stretching her arm and grabbing Zatanna's leg, who looked down to see Flower's arm to be longer than it was. The object then slammed her down at the building behind them, crashing through thousands of floors, and once she hit the lobby, the ground was cracked! She rubbed her head in pain, but failed to react to a car that Flower kicked, then the girl was shot 2763 kilometers away, and landing in the Metropolis Pier, she then stands on her feet and readies her magic)
Zatanna: (thinking) Alright, no use in holding back at the thing!
(Meanwhile with Flower, she dashes to the sorceress at rapid speeds that she's seen as a blur, and was readying a punch, once she had arrived to the pier, she threw the punch at Zatanna's face, but a portal opened up just in time to redirect Flower's punch, hitting her face instead and reeling back from her own punch!)
Flower: Ow! Jeez!
(Using her vulnerability to her advantage, Zatanna shot a powerful blast of magic, which successfully hit Flower, blasted her several meters away, and landed face-first, she then stood up rubbing her face and looking at Zatanna who fired a hundred, possibly a thousand orbs of magic at the object, who... I can't describe the scene so...
The B.F.D.I. Dodging Pattern:[1]
Yeah just click the number. After the barrage of magic spells, Flower was a breather, and looked at Zatanna with rage and dashed to her! She retaliated with shooting orbs and blasts of magic at her, which the object all dodged with ease, when she got close, she struck her with a punch and threw several more, the last one knocking her back, but the magician covered herself in a protective bubble to block the punches that were thrown at her)
Zatanna: Okay, I'm getting tired of this!! !ecalp rehtona ot latrop a nepO
(Chanting a spell, a portal opened behind the fashionista, and was vacuuming her in, Flower tried her best to resist the pull of the portal, however it was to no avail as she got sucked inside, Zatanna turned around, and was walking away. Until, Flower extended her arm, grabbed her leg, and just when she noticed, she could only say one thing...)
Zatanna: Oh, no.
(As she was pulled into the portal as well, both being transported to... Paris)
Part 2: Paris Pandemonium[]
(It was a peaceful day in Paris, no one having a care in the world... and it immediately gone to hell as a violet portal opened in the sky, and two girls fell out of the portal, both having a slap fight as well, but the magician used her telekinesis, to throw Flower away from her and the object hit the Eiffel Tower, the fashionista looked behind her and got an idea! Zatanna paused her flight as she looked around Paris with excitement)
Zatanna: O. M. G! I've always wanted to go to Paris! What should I do first? Eat a crepe? Go to a boat tour? Oh, I know! Take a picture of myself with the Eiffel Tower- Oh no.
(Just when she turned around, she looked at Flower, who was using the Eiffel Tower as a GODDAMN CLUB!! And in her shock, she couldn't react as the object, hit her with it! And was sent flying back at speeds that made her seem like a blur, she recovered in midair, still in shock)
Zatanna: Okay, SERIOUSLY?!?! WHAT IS THIS THING!?!
(She stopped her rant as she shot many orbs of magic at the object, who blocked it all with the Eiffel Tower, and was still using it as a bat to smack her around, even though she had her forcefield up, she still took some heavy damage from the floral plant, the last one caused her to crash into several buildings, and stopped when she hit the ground)
Flower: Haha! Looks like all your tricks were really just smoke and mirrors, weren't they!?
Zatanna: They. Are. NOT. SMOKE AND MIRRORS!!!
(Looking at an abandoned building, similar in size of the Eiffel Tower, she used her telekinesis to lift the building up, and use it as a weapon as well, they two towers clashed! Creating shockwaves that spanned the entire continent, Flower then threw the Eiffel Tower, like a javelin! And it pierced through the building, forcing Zatanna to use a portal that the Eiffel Tower went inside of, Flower looked up to see a large portal in the sky (Seriously?) and the Eiffel Tower was shot out of the bottom of the portal at rapid speeds, speeds which Flower had to dodge it, and the national landmark hit the ground, and made a large cloud of smoke, Zatanna was still on the air, pandering to herself)
Zatanna: Okay. So this object is faster than the Flash, stronger than Supergirl, and can apparently stretch her limbs and pull objects out of nowhere, like a cartoon. How do I take her out?
Flower: YOU CAN'T!!
(Before she could react, she was struck with a fist to he face by the sweater maker, and was sent down through many layers of earth, eventually hitting a large, hollow cave with nothing but dirt inside. Flower jumped inside the hole as well, chasing after the magician, unaware of the horrors she'd face there)
Location: Underground Paris[]
(Zatanna rubbed her head, that flower can really pack a punch, once Flower landed there, a large smoke cloud was made, the magician stood up, knowing this is no time to rest, she readied her magic. Once the smoke cleared, Flower was there in a boxing stance)
Flower: So, you wanna take back what you said?
Zatanna: No I don't!
(The Princess of Prestidigitation, shot a large blast of magic, which Flower dodged with relative ease, but the blast made a large hole from the wall behind her, the two looked at the hole, and they saw a large looming shadow covering the two and once it came out of the hole it was revealed to be... a small little bug, Flower was unbothered by the creature while Zatanna was absolutely disgusted)
Zatanna: EWW!! What is that... THING!?
Flower: Aww! What, this little thing?
(The fashionista, picked up the bug and petted it)
Flower: It's harmless. What, are you scared of this tiny bug?
Zatanna: NO! I'm just... disgusted!
Flower: Y'know, you could learn something from these insects- AH!! MY EARS!!
(The bug screeched with the sound of nails on a chalkboard! The two covered their ears in pain, not wanting to hear the unpleasant sound of the screeching, once it stopped screeching, they both heard... digging?)
Flower: Ummm... that wouldn't be you... right?
Zatanna: Nope.
(Suddenly, billions of bugs burst out of the dirt! All of them surrounded the two)
Zatanna: So... what now-
Flower: RUN!!!
(Flower, fearfully ran away from the bugs, same with Zee, who flew instead of ran. The small bug, who turned out to be the queen, ordered to chase after them, and all the bugs complied. The two went back up to the ground, hoping the bugs won't follow them anymore, but they did, however Zatanna was tired of flying, so she flew up and readied a massive spell, enough to annihilate the bugs AND her opponent, however Flower saw this, and decided to target her instead. So she pulled out a comically large hammer, and leaped high up in the air)
Flower: Oh, no you DON'T!!
Zatanna: (looks down) Oh, come ON!!
(Now that the fashionista, was with the magician in the air, she used her mallet to smack the purple-haired student down! Creating a huge crater in the middle of Paris and killing many bugs in the process, Flower landed on her feet on the crater, and Zatanna stood as well, ready to kick her butt!)
(Flower was the first one to strike, using her hammer to crush the Homo Magi, however, she either blocked it or dodged it, and retaliated with lasers of magic, both were also killing the millions of bugs that were left, in fact, in a section of a fight, they both stopped attacking each other to kill the bugs. Once the bugs retreated to their hideout, Zatanna used her telekinesis, and threw Flower away from the country, screaming as she was thrown)
Zatanna: Phew! That'll take care of her.
(Or so she thought. As she heard hundreds of footsteps, she looked to see... A THOUSAND FLOWERS!!! All dashing towards her, the magician looked in pure shock, she couldn't even move. The Flowers eventually stopped once the got near her, he original wearing "Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!" and wielding a hammer and mirror. All of the Flowers had a cocky look on her face)
Flowers: So... ready for more?
Zatanna: Heh, that's not a bad trick of yours, unfortunately for you...
(Zatanna created a massive portal in the- oh come on! In the sky, and an equal number of Zatanna's came out of the portal, some were aqua, some were orange, some were red, and all of them prepared their spells)
Zatannas: I can do BETTER!
(The two armies of clones clashed, each one being crushed into a bloody mess, blasted into dust, cut into pieces, etc. however the originals were still alive and were lost in the madness of the war, but for Flower, she saw the original version of her opponent, and dashed to her shoving all the Zees in her way)
Flower: Out of my WAY! I need my SPACE!!
(Seeing a nearby trampoline, she decided to *SNATCH* it, and jumped on it, firing herself into the air, and was going to punch the show woman right in the face, but she saw her coming at her and was tired, seeing no other choice, she closed her eyes... and her majestic violet slowly turned into a dark-as-night blue)
Zatanna?: I am tired of this fight.
(Once she opened her eyes, they were empty and blue. This wasn't Zatanna, this was Dark Zatanna, and readied a blast of pure darkness at her, the fashionista was completely shocked! It was like her power skyrocketed, when the blast of dark came, Flower somehow maneuvered away from the blast, still trying to strike the foe, but when she did, it was blocked by a forcefield around her, and she was lifted telekinetically)
Dark Zatanna: You have brought this on yourself, so let us finish this where you were before.
(Flower gulped, this wasn't the same girl she fought before, no... this was something else. The corrupted magician shot a heavy beam of dark magic at the Flower, and opened a dimensional portal behind her. She tried to escape the portal's pull, but was tackled by the dark-blue sorceress. Where are they going? Yoylecity)
Part 3: The B.F.B.M.F. (The Bedlam Fight Between Magic & Fashion)[]
(Yoylecity, a city abandoned long ago and one of the former contest grounds of B.F.D.I.A. a large portal opened NOT in the sky, and shot Flower out of it. Landing face first onto the ground, she pulled her face off the pavement, stood up and looked around)
Flower: Oh! Is this Yoylecity? Ruby told me about a bit of this place, wait... that gives me an IDEA!
(However, the dark sorceress was right behind her, and was readying a massive blast to exterminate her, once she saw her, the object ran as fast as she could, dodging all the bats, buildings, lasers, and trees that were thrown at her, eventually they were in the empty fields, Flower sees a bush and reached out her hand, as if she were trying to grab something, but Dark Zatanna shot a dark magic blast right behind the object, which caused her to hit the bush, the Homo Magi, stopped in midair and shot a powerful blast of magic at the bush! Making a large crater in the middle of Yoyleland)
Dark Zatanna: See you, chump!
(The hero flew away... until...)
Flower: WHO'RE YOU CALLING CHUMP!?!
(Dark Zatanna looked behind her, and was struck by a mighty fist to the chest! And was fired away, hitting a far away building! She risen up from the rubble and in the distance, saw Flower, but she looked different, her entire body was covered in steel. This wasn't just Flower anymore, this was Metal Flower and she needed to finish this, right here! Right NOW!)
Metal Flower: Alright, time to finish THIS!!
Dark Zatanna: Right behind you.
(In an instant, Metal Flower was gone, the next moment, she appeared right in Dark Zatanna's face, and quickly slammed Dark Zee down to the ground, but Zee telekinetically brought a building to the silver fashionista's face, who braced herself as she was being slammed into several stories! The two buildings exploded, both Metal Flower, dashing, and Dark Zatanna flying to chase her, running across Yoylecity!)
(Metal Flower teleported to the right of Zatanna, tackling her through several buildings, Dark Zatanna retaliated by summoning bat-talions to swarm the metallic floral plant, and was trying to shoo all of them away, this allowed the Homo Magi to push down the flora with a magic laser, she exited the building, and compressed the space around the building, crushing it! But Metal Flower busted out of the crushed tower, and tackled her again!)
(The two girls kept teleporting behind each other, trying to hit each other with punches, kicks, lasers, orbs of magic, etc. However, the showgirl successfully landed a hit on the object in the back, and was hitting her with orbs, and lasers of magic. She then got in front of Metal Flower's face, and shot her with a blast of pure dark magic, firing her across the galaxy!)
(Dark Zatanna, quickly turned into her classic purple-haired form, believing that her opponent was finally gone)
Zatanna: Heh... serves you right. Those ugly sweaters won't get you anywhere.
(She then walked away... MEANWHILE! Once Metal Flower opened her eyes, she saw that she was in... SPACE?! And in front of Jupiter as well)
Metal Flower: Huh? Why am I in front of Jupiter?
(However, her confusion was broken when he sensed a disturbance in the force... it was Zee... she... was... still... alive. Filled to the brim with rage, she went to Jupiter, put her feet on its surface, and was charging up... a leap)
Metal Flower: I'm... GONNA... GET YOU!!!
(She jumped so hard, Jupiter blew UP! And was heading straight for Zatanna, who noticed her, so she prepared one last magic trick. Metal Flower was still heading towards her, and was moving FASTER THAN LIGHT ITSELF!!! She even caught fire in space, moving beyond terminal velocity! While Zatanna combined her father's light magic and mother's dark magic, created a shield significantly stronger than her last shields, and shot a blast of combined magic THAT WAS AS LARGE AS THE EARTH ITSELF!!! And was traveling into space, both were screaming from the top of their lungs as the beam hit the object, but she was unfazed and readied a devastating kick, as the magician amplified the blast, being stronger than it was before! It wasn't long before the two opponents met face-to-face, and Flower kicked the barrier, that was still protecting Zatanna! A few moments passed... and the shield... broke. Shocking Zatanna!! She could only think of her friends, and family as Metal Flower's foot connected to her stomach, hitting the ground, and creating an explosion that annihilated YOYLECITY!!! The smoke cleared, as Flower rose from the rubble, now back to normal somehow)
Flower: Ow... my head, and my lungs!
(She then put her eyes on Zatanna's cape, and grabbed it. Admiring the fashionable cape, suddenly Gelatin appeared out of nowhere, concerned about his friend's safety)
Gelatin: Oh my gumdrop! Flower, are you okay?! That looked intense! Wait. Is that a brand new cape? It looks actually nice, and fashionable!
(Flower then realized... this was an opportunity! And accepted the compliments)
Flower: Why yes! This is my brand new brand! Um... "Flower's Caper of Capes!"
(She then wore the cape, like the queen she is, as both were smiling... then they danced!)
TheSilverAuthor: So, Flower's new brand: "Flower's Caper of Capes!" Became a smashing success! Coming in a billion different colors, everyone on Earth was wearing her capes! This gave Flower profits unmatched, eventually becoming a very rich and successful person, she decided to give all of her friends exactly what they wanted. As for Zatanna's friends? They never found her corpse and presumed dead. Nevertheless, we congratulate Flower on becoming Goiky's 1# business woman.
K.O.!
Results[]
Boomstick: Holy crap! Who new a battle between a flower and a magician could get so intense?
Wiz: This matchup was one of the most complicated debates we have done. However, Zatanna's magic easily gave her an edge in a few categories.
Boomstick: Thanks to her magic, it gave her an edge in versatility. She also had much more ranged options which allowed her to fight in a distance, her forcefield protected her from any attack the plant could give, teleportation gave her a means to escape, and her telekinesis gave her ways to prevent Flower from coming near her.
Wiz: However, Flower had the advantages she needed to take a win. First of all, Zatanna's telekinesis can keep her from a distance, but Flower's physical attributes proved that she can outmatch Zatanna's telepathy. We don't know Zatanna's full telekinetic limit, but we can reasonably scale her to Green Lantern, whose telekinesis can stop and move asteroids, the biggest asteroid, Ceres has a weight of over 9.3 hundred quintillion tons! ...But it's weight is much less than your average star, which the B.F.D.I. contestants can casually toss around with ease.
Boomstick: "But what about Zatanna scaling to Supergirl?" Yeah, that would take an energy of over 8.90 nonillion tons, but remember TV pushing Black Hole? Yeah, an energy of that would take over 12.15 Kilofoe, enough to destroy a sun 12 times over! It's definitely stronger than Supergirl's basketball feat and more than enough to tear down Zatanna's forcefields with ease. Even when using dark magic Flower is still absurdly stronger than her!
Wiz: Not to mention, this also compares to her durability as well, and it only increases with the Yoyleberries, BUT Zatanna has more combat experience than Flower, and has been training to use her powers since she was a child, but don't think Flower was behind her, in fact it was the other way around, you see, Zatanna's 17 years old, however, it turns out Flower is about 2 years older, a minor advantage, but it's still an advantage.
Boomstick: Hold on, what about Zatanna's telekinesis, portals, and teleportation? Well that's what we need to talk about, because it wasn't about strength or durability.
Wiz: That's true Boomstick, what really mattered was speed. Supergirl's basketball feat can move over 5x the speed of light... but Flower was much faster, remember that laser Flower reacted to? It moved over 82 BILLION times faster than light, this means that it didn't matter if Zatanna could teleport, use portals, fight at a distance, and use her telekinesis to halt her, because Zatanna couldn't keep up and react to with Flower's ludicrous speed! And Flower's Yoyle Metal form allowed her to teleport, making it easier for Flower to catch Zatanna off guard!
Boomstick: She also had better clones, as all of her clones look identical, making it hard for Zatanna to find the original, while for her all of her clones have a clear distinct color, meaning Flower had an easier time finding Zee.
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick wearing Flower's Sweaters again)
Wiz: Zatanna might've been the Princess of Prestidigitation, but Flower's strength, durability, and overwhelming speed proved too much for her to handle.
Boomstick: Zatanna was a powerful magician, but she didn't have the "Flower Power" to take on the "Winner" of B.F.B., looks like she'll have to stay a "Loser."
Wiz: The winner is Flower.
Advantages & Disadvantages[]
- Flower (Winner)
- + Absurdly stronger
- + Absurdly more durable
- + Absurdly faster
- + More experienced
- + Clones all looked identical
- + Increased durability & strength in Yoyle Metal form
- - Less varied arsenal
- - Less ranged options
- - Less combat orientated
- Zatanna (Loser)
- + More varied arsenal
- + More ranged options
- + More combat orientated
- + More powerful with Dark Magic
- + Could prevent Flower from coming near with telekinesis
- - Far weaker
- - Far slower
- - Clones had a distinct color to tell them apart
- - Less experienced
- - Far less durable
Next Time[]
Hint for the Next Time: An Amazing World of Good-Bad and Good Luck Tales: Gumball Watterson VS Louie Duck 2017
Connections[]
- These two girls are sassy, smug, flamboyant, stylish, somewhat lazy, and self-obsessed, but during the course of their shows, they've become more kind, selfless, self-conscious, and lovable.
- They are friends with an hyperactive optimist (Ruby & Batgirl), a silent and serious badass (Teardrop & Katanna), a blockhead (Snowball & Supergirl), a scaredy cat (Woody & Bumblebee), a nice and persistent girl (Leafy & Green Lantern), and are lead by a competent leader (Pencil & Wonder Woman)
- Both have an association with the color pink (Flower's petals being pink & Zatanna's spells being pink)
- Both have taken on a powerful alien (Four & Zod), and tried to convince a certain antagonist to give up villainy, though more successful in Flower's part (Purple Face & Casey Krinskey)
- Both are obsessed with their looks
- Both are really just insecure, but eventually get over their insecurities resulting in amazing results (Flower Winning B.F.B. & Zatanna Mastering Her Dark Magic)
- OST: Petals of Prestidigitation
- The name mixes Flower's fashion store and Zatanna's magician title. It would show Flower's sweater, with Zatanna's cape flowing behind it. Plus violet and dark blue smoke surrounding the bottom. The song would be instrumental or lyrical, and written by Brandon Yates or Therewolf Media. With the B.F.B. recap, theme song, being accompanied with Zatanna's transformation theme