Flippy vs The Pyro

Opening

John: “never judge a book by its cover”. A phrase that basically means that you should not judge something off of looks or first impressions alone. Because those looks can be deceiving. Even the most innocent-looking things can show that they are not as harmless as they first appeared to be in reality.

Boomstick: and with these 2 absurd serial killers detached from reality. You would never expect what they are capable of doing until it was far,far too late. Like with flippy and his alternate personality fliqpy. The emotionally tattered war veteran,war criminal bear of happy tree friend.

Wiz: and the pyro. The happy go lucky,flame spreading homicidal pyromaniac of team fortress 2

Boomstick: he’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.

John: And I’m John!

Wiz: It’s our job to analyze their weapons,weapons,armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle?

Flippy/Fliqpy

John: war, one of the scariest things humanity has gone through. At first it's just a few patriotic soldiers leaving to fight for their country. But that could not be further from the truth. Death,Destruction and Fear is all that war brings. War is a terrifying time for a soldier. With many soldiers suffering severe PTSD and trauma. Forever shaped by the horror of war.

Wiz: We covered many military veterans in the past but the one that best encapsulates the fear,brutality and unforgiving nature of war comes from a series you might not expect. this… is happy tree friends. A series full of cute anthropomorphic animals living their happy lives. But don’t be fooled because this series is much more than it seems.

Boomstick: It is cute,cuddly,extremely funny and horribly wrong.

(montage of brutal and gruesome deaths)

boomstick: yeah despite its cute exterior. These characters suffer some of the most graphic,brutal and hilarious deaths we have ever seen. Where even the mundane most mundane things can be deadly. Basically Imagine the comedy and creativity of looney tunes mixed with the gore and blood of mortal kombat and we have HTF in a nutshell. This series showed off some cute and recognizable faces in this bloodbath of a world.

John: from a handy-capped beaver,a mole doing things blind people probably shouldn't,a mime who … yeah to a moose whose idiocy causes the deaths of everybody around him. But out of all of them there is one that especially sticks out. Behold the one and only… Flippy!

Flippy

• Height: 6,5 ft
• Weight: 210.8 lbs
• Likes: books, relaxing,balance,knitting,movies,flaky
• Dislikes: fliqpy,blue tigers,ptsd,not much else… he is a pretty positive guy
• Former occupation: military sergeant for w.a.r
• Species: happy tree friend… i mean bear
• Suffers severe ptsd
• Is an ambivert, equally liking being alone as he is to be with his friends
• Purrs like a cat when asleep (so adorable!)

John: on a purely surface level he seems to be a calm guy who likes playing around,balance,reading books and watching movies. Plus, he is freaking adorable! With an incredibly cute voice and charming personality that rivals kirby. But as usual with this series. There's more than what he might look like at first glance.

Wiz: when you look at his design. He wears standard army getup with camouflage and dog-tags around his neck. But he wears that suit for a reason. He was a private in the “Weaponized Animal Regiment” or W.A.R. Fighting against blue tiger nazi’s wanting to take over the world.

(plays clip)

M.bison: of course!

(clip ends)

Wiz: ok. Well he, alongside his comrades Sneaky the chameleon and Mouse-kaboom went on “Operation: Tiger Bomb” where he would go into the enemy base and pretend to be a pizza boy… with no disguise whatsoever…

John: wiz?

Wiz: Whenever I think I could never see anything more insane. I see a green bear trying to assassinate a blue tiger general as a pizza boy with no f–king disguise. Well no wonder it failed so badly. I mean who would be stupid enough to look at a guy in an enemy uniform and think “well nothing’s suspicious here!”. Even the likes of captain qwark and invader zim at least had the minimal effort of disguises. No wonder it failed so badly!

Fun fact box: in the pilot short. Banjo frenzy. It features an early version of lumpy as a dinosaur. but he was very violent and killed everybody in the cartoon. laughing insanely as he did so. Plus in some concept art. There was a bear instead of a dinosaur. Meaning that both lumpy and flippy derive from the same character.

dummy: but he also failed because threw a pizza slice instead of the knife in the pizza box, why not just put the knife in as they wouldn't see the pizza anyway. Because the people who thought up this plan did not think it through much. Flippy tried to throw the knife again but it hit sneaky. Mouse ka-boom threw a bomb but it rebounded off the pizza and flippy accidentally cuts him in half as he pulled out the knife out of Sneaky. Revealing the explosives that proceeded to launch them into the jungle.

Boomstick: The blue tigers were on the hunt for him and he was afraid that he might get caught. So in an act of desperation. He hid himself in Sneaky’s rotting corpse! What the f–k is this series! So… as he was in their traumatized. Something snapped within him. The once patriotic bear was replaced by an evil personality that would bring fear to everyone around him. Fliqpy.

(plays compilation of him flipping out)

Fliqpy

• Height: 6,5 ft
• Weight: 210.8 lbs
• Likes: killing,laughing at his enemies,killing,violence,mostly killing
• Dislikes: flippy,enemy soldiers,blue tigers,carnival games
• Kill count: 133+ (some debatable) which is second only to lumpy
• Former occupation: military private/sergeant for W.A.R
• Species: bear (yeah got that one)
• Kung Fu skill rated at 3 flowers
• Triggered by anything resembling war

John: Yes, the name is weird. so he exploded out of his body and proceeded to kill everybody there. murdered the tiger general and turned him into pizza! This personality was a ruthless killing machine. The skill of a soldier with the personality of a serial killer. After that for unknown reasons he went on to take on other missions.

Wiz: he was even promoted to sergeant. Where he would go through almost everything war had to offer. From being in battlefields,fighting in deserts,the trenches and even being captured by native people. Fliqpy came out ALOT during this time and after he seemingly retired. He just wanted to settle down and live a simple life. but Fliqpy still lingers inside of him.

Boomstick: yeah, as soon as he hears or sees something remotely like what he saw in the war causing a PTSD episode.

Dummy or in some cases great stress or anger.

boomstick: He (fittingly) flips out and he kills everybody in the episode and has great enjoyment doing so. He is easily one of the most brutal and malicious character’s of the early internet. and That's saying a lot. But he can't be a mass murderer/war veteran without some skills now would he?

arsenal

• HTF physiology
• Military CQC
• Weapon and Vehicle Mastery
• Camouflage
• Possession
• Teleportation?
• Bowie knife
• Pocket knife
• Machete
• Ax
• Baseball bat
• Swords
• Flails
• Slingshot
• Rocket launchers
• Machine slingshot
• Grenades
• bombs
• dynamite
• Nuclear missiles
• garrote wire
• Punji spike pits
• Bear Traps
• Parachute
• Jetpack
• Tank
• Helicopter
• Mini-helicopter
• Army jeep
• Army Truck
• Thresher
• Kart
• Atomic buns
• Turbo buns
• Spring
• Blood packs

john: Surprisingly he has never used guns in the main series. With no character in the entire series getting directly killed by gun. The only time flippy ever used a gun was in a joke video where it was in the style of dick figures. Another series by mondo media.

Boomstick: seriously?! This series has toothy having his brain be pulled from his head,flaky forcing herself to step on a nail,lumpy stabbing and break his leg with a spoon, and sniffles going through straight up torture from the ants via mind control. but guns are too much for you? Come on!

Wiz: Well the creators did confirm the reason they never had a character be killed by a gun was because it was “too easy”. which shows the creator’s dedication to the creativity of the deaths and flippy is possibly the best example of this. Using the most creative and brutal ways to kill people. Not wasting a second and going straight for the kill. He is a firm believer that no man is truly unarmed. Even when his hands are cut off he just uses his bones to turn the hands into makeshift knives.

Info box: there were multiple different online arcade games that were made. Some of the older ones were remastered and made official. However games like the cubshoot trilogy and flippy attack have not been rereleased by mondo media and will not be used for flippy.

John: he is like if you mixed jason voorhees,john wick and jason bourne into one super soldier of death. To just give an idea of what he has done. He killed giggle’s with a rose,made petunia’s brain pop with a popcorn machine,a pencil sharpener to sharpen nutty to death,pencils to stab through sniffle’s head,a rock to smash cuddle’s face in and then use his organs to choke out giggles,a grill to burn petunia’s face off.

Boomstick: and even a cookie to cut open shifty, or is it lifty. I can never tell between the 2. Anyway he used a cookie to cut open his stomach. A cookie! A Christmas tree shaped cookie that he used to cut open his stomach and eat the cookie with blood on it! Oh yeah, he is a cannibal too. Even flippy enjoyed the taste of blood from time to time. Without knowing of course.

Dummy: this insane creativity could be partially explained by the fact he was trained in the military. Where he likely have gone through cqc or close quarters combat. Using literally anything he can get his hands on to take out his opponent. Which matches flippy’s fighting style to a T. He is also a master of stealth. Using the skin of his victims to fool his foes or just using his borderline-invisibility level camouflage to always keep his foes helpless to do anything against him. Plus he even has 3 flowers in kung fu… whatever that means.

John: But he has multiple weapons he can pull out so that he does not have to rely on pastry goods in order to kill his enemies. His favorite weapon is his handy dandy bowie knife. A multi-purpose tool that is incredibly versatile which is fitting for flippy. It can be used for skinning,chopping wood and uh… what else? Oh yeah, killing. He can cut people clean in 2 and even throw it with incredible accuracy.

Wiz: he has a pocket knife,a machete,a big ax and a baseball bat to bash opponents brains out. He even owns 2 flails and swords. He is just as deadly at range too. Being able to fire dozens of arrows to kill sniffles within a short timeframe and has a slingshot that can shoot unlimited stone projectiles. He also has unique ammo for his slingshot. With it being able to shoot fire,lightning and poison ammo.

Boomstick: he has rocket launches which he can dual-wield like nobody’s business and a machine slingshot that can shoot a constant stream of projectiles in the shape of … cannonballs. oh yeah he also has a god d–m tank which can reveal its cannon to blow up his enemies.

john: He has a few other vehicle’s as well. Like an army jeep, a flame-spewing kart and a combine harvester or thresher. Which can….

(plays clip)

lifty falls out of the window and gets cut up by the thresher.

(clip ends)

John: he even has a truck carrying toxic waste that can turn people into zombies… ok. Boomstick: He also has not one but 2 helicopters. The first is a small red helicopter that can drag foes that are tied to it. Knocking them into multiple deadly hazards and he has a mix seemingly between a Bell 204 and a UH-60 Blackhawk which he uses to slice his victims up. He has that classic military parachute but also he has a jetpack with unlimited flight!

Dummy: ok, that's kind of random. Speaking of which. He can also collect multiple “buns” he can collect for multiple effects. The most notable being the atomic bun which blows up all visible obstacles on screen and  the turbo bun which greatly boosts speed and makes him temporarily invincible while doing so.

John: He has a spring power up that makes him able to jump over things he otherwise could not and blood packs that can restore him to full health for every 300 coins he has and considering he can hold up to 9999 coins. Means he can do this nearly 33 times and he can pretty easily replenish this amount by collecting more and using the magnet powerup to pull coins towards him.

Dummy: he is also a fan of explosives. He commonly uses basic hand grenades that are powerful enough to clear out an entire room of happy tree friends. But he also has used dynamite which can be strapped on his chest or he can bat foes into,bombs to even a bomb bigger than himself and a piece of dynamite that is somehow even bigger than that.

Boomstick: but if that's not enough. He has nuclear missiles which he rides like f–king major kong! Now that is the most awesome thing ever and nobody is gonna convince me otherwise.

(cut to cast)

Dummy: Not just that he is also an expert at traps and simple machines. He has used the infamous punji spike pit to impale enemies and even bear traps Ironically.

Wiz: he has used giant logs that can swing at enemies,snares that can be made out of Christmas lights,used a harp and flutes as a make-shift bow and arrow,a falling piano and even has a trap that impales people with f–king candy canes! Ok… that's it. This bear is insane.

Boomstick: well I thought he was already insane.

wiz: I know but… this bear can make candy canes into deadly weapons. You know, candy canes. The peppermint and sugar christmas treat that breaks easier than a twig. He can f–king kill somebody with one of those! Have you ever tried to kill somebody with a candy cane?

John: no… not really. What do you think boomstick?

(John turns around and sees boomstick holding a candy cane like a knife menacingly with a spoof of the “Psycho” theme)

Boomstick: (war cye) stab!

(the candy cane just breaks and the music stops. Boomstick still tries to stab wiz with the 3 of them watching awkwardly)

Boomstick: come on! Come on! Just stab him already!

dummy: Well that's just sad.

(wiz takes the candy cane and eats it)

Wiz: Thanks for that.

(but as soon as he walks away he falls down a pit. Screaming in pane)

Wiz: how do these candies hurt so bad!

(they stand there shocked and we cut away from the cast)

Boomstick: Ok. I don’t know who put the trap there but it wasn't me ok!

Wiz: right… ok.

Boomstick: As we have shown, flippy is already a tough son of a b–ch. But if there is one thing that makes flippy such an unstoppable force. You just can’t kill him! Which is something across pretty much all the happy tree friends. To start off he is resistant enough to survive flames and even the sun. which can reach temperatures of over 5000 kelvin.

John: he can survive getting shocked with a car battery,getting frozen and getting hit by the dead-eye derby projectiles. He has been through a fair amount of physical trauma as well. Such as getting impaled or getting stabbed in the stomach. Even cutting off his hands does not deter him one bit. But surprisingly other weaker character’s can survive much worse damage. like this baby bear called cub.

boomstick: One time his lower body got shredded by the garbage disposal. So his dumb –s dad, pop, tried to get him out of it. They went through a bunch of antics. Pop tried to use his car to pull him out but ended up pulling the kitchen sink instead after some more antics cub was hanging by a rope and smacked his face into the side of a cliff.

Wiz: He then had that same car fall on him and then fall down a waterfall. So after all that. With no lower body… he survived! Yeah he literally survived without his lower body. Yes, there have been cases of people surviving being cut in half but that's only because they received immediate medical attention which cub clearly did not get. Yet he was fine enough to drown in a bathtub later.

John: Somehow topping that is petunia. Who survived her tree-house house which exploded… for some reason. She was on fire a little bit then handy. The one who made the tree-house. Accidentally kicked gasoline onto her. Making the fire even worse. Then with no literally no other options he just stepped on her with a giant boot which he made appear out of nowhere.

boomstick: Which he repeatedly stomped on her with.  then while burned to the point that she is a charred skeletal mush with no visible organs. She raised her hand and gave the ok sign and it's been confirmed by the creators that she survived it. Although it definitely would have felt like hell for her. Now Imagine flippy while in this state coming after you… good luck never sleeping ever again… again.

Dummy: but things get even more absurd when talking about his regeneration. You see. As we discussed before, happy tree friends die and then come back just fine later.

info box: there is a theory that flaky is the only one to remember her death’s as she was scared of flippy in “without a hitch”. But there are multiple instances of happy tree friends characters remembering their deaths. first being "party animal" an episode which features flippy and it's his birthday. when his friends are singing to him, they say this "we hope he doesn't kill us" showing that flaky is not the only one to be aware of flippy's violent nature and in "blast from the past" where cuddles is reliving his death from the very first episode of the series. where he says and i quote "not this old again" showing that he does know his old deaths and that he is annoyed that he is forced to go through the same death again. So this theory does not hold water.

Dummy: which should mean that they have insane regeneration. With it being strong enough to survive all the gory and horrific things to happen to them and they have even been shown multiple times to survive full on vaporization. Which should require mid-high regeneration. Which is absolutely insane and means that they cannot be killed by conventional means. That's already bonkers enough. But flippy has one last unique extra trick up his sleeve even if he is killed.

Wiz: You see, one time he was “killed” by a bolt of lightning. But after that he possessed the tricycle that belonged to cub and then went on a killing spree. Yes, he killed people as a tricycle. He did this like he was in like… like… the f–king movie “rubber”! Which means that flippy is somehow more immortal! That's just… complete bulls–t.

John: Well, as if you're going to have any luck killing him in the first place.

Feats

• Tear people apart casually
• Carried a massive log
• Survived several explosions
• Has a kill count of over 133
• Escape being handcuffed in a flash of light
• Tagged splendid with projectiles
• Killed several people as bicycle
• Survived the heat of the sun
• Killed lumpy,toothy,cuddles,giggles,handy,a bird,ect

John: He is incredibly strong. Being to tear people apart,snap necks with just his bare hands. Crush people. Use a propeller as a weapon and even lift this giant log. Which when calculated would weigh 8 tons. That's heavier than an elephant. This is supported by the fact. Another character, lifty can hold onto an edge while an elephant was on him. While it did harm him while doing so. Flippy is clearly way above him in physicality.

Boomstick: can also survive multiple large explosions. Even before becoming fliqpy. Like him surviving mouse ka-boom’s explosives. Which 0.2 tons of tnt. He can also survive this grill exploding should be worth 1.3 tons of tnt. Remember that log that flippy survived being turned to ash. well when looking at the size of the log it must have needed an energy of 14 tons of tnt. But that’s some pretty casual stuff.

Wiz: things get even higher when scaling to weaker character’s like lumpy. Who can launch cuddle’s into orbit. We even see a satellite shatter cuddle’s while he was frozen. Which means that cuddles must be launched at the geostationary sphere. Which is 22 thousand miles high. So lumpy must have been hitting with 941 kilotons of tnt. Similarly giggles can survive falls from orbit. Which in this instance is 7 megatons of tnt.

John: But best of all. He can survive explosions that can one-shot disco bear. And let me tell you, disco bear is a freaking force to be reckoned with!

(plays clip)

Disco bear: mmm. Roar. warm little bananas.

Then it cuts to disco bear doing several poses as the screen splits to a blue,red and green split screen with disco bear doing multiple dances. But giggles and petunia are unimpressed.

(clip ends)

John: ah… his greatness knows no bounds.

Wiz: what does that even  mean… wait, nevermind! I regret asking that.

Info box: in “easy for you to sleigh” flippy is possibly seen teleporting. We see him covered in shifty’s body and at the window yet a few seconds later he appears driving the thresher and not covered in the corpse. Meaning he can possibly teleport although this is unclear

John: The greatest feat performed by disco bear was the time he survived an avalanche. Destroying his house. While this might not seem impressive. But the thing is that this mountain was so high satellites appear just above it. Which would mean that this mountain is 22 thousand miles high and it ran down the mountain in only a minute. Now adding the weight of an avalanche. Which is 1 million tons. Disco bear must have been hit with 43 gigatons of tnt.

Dummy: that is enough to destroy an island. He is not just strong, he is incredibly fast too. Such as killing multiple people in the time it took for Lumpy to finish a dive. Shoot multiple arrows at sniffles in only a few seconds and can set up multiple traps in only a flicker of light. Mentioning disco bear again we see him react to these beams of light. With the highest instance being just above the speed of light. But best of all he can tag splendid with his projectiles who can spin around the planet and reverse its rotation.

Info box: while he clearly does not scale physically to splendid in strength. He clearly is physically godly to everybody else in the franchise but his projectiles can tag him and characters can consistently perceive splendid while he is moving. So scaling to speed should not be too out of his wheelhouse.

Boomstick: reverse engineering this and accounting splendid’s weight we find out he must have been moving at 161 thousand times the speed of light. D–m! Is there nothing that can stop this guy? Well… there is one weakness that he has. An ancient and complex method only the powerful geniuses in history could ever accomplish. Something so insane and incredibly absurd that It would be near impossible to do … Surprising him.

Wiz: not joking. It's been shown that simply surprising fliqpy would turn him back to flippy. There are multiple instances of this. Through things like people exploding or throwing water on him. He can also turn back to normal by just calming him down which was done through use of butterflies. Plus while flippy is mostly unaware while flipped out. He will turn back to normal when he is against what fliqpy is doing.

John: But note that unlike other character’s with violent split personalities. Like toko fukawa or Bruce banner. Flippy is not helpless while not flipped out. Despite what we said before about how bad the plan was. He is still a soldier and is quite skilled in combat. Being able to match fliqpy as shown in his literal mental battle with himself. Although he is much more timid.

Info box: note that fliqpy has been caught off guard before and has not changed back into flippy. Like when his log trap backfired and hit him instead of lumpy. He even has been shown to be scared when flipped out as shown he was scared while inside a claw machine that killed cuddles. So It has to be something that he is not able to see coming to make him change back into flippy.

Wiz: he also weirdly enough has a soldiers moral code. Not killing children,the disabled or those who cannot help themselves.  As he has never killed cub,handy or the mole. Ignoring the time he was killing indiscriminately. He has been shown to harm them. But does not ever kill them directly. Which makes sense since he believes himself to be at war. Flippy was always on the suffering end of fliqpy’s rampages. With him trying his best to get rid of him and move on.

Boomstick: which led to that aforementioned mental battle that escalated to a literal clone war. Where flippy came out seemingly “cured” of his ptsd… until he was hit by a truck. That’s HTF for yah. So fliqpy will always find a way to come back out. As the trauma of war will never truly be gone.

John: his struggles with his PTSD makes him one of the relatable characters on the show. With multiple people relating to Flippy’s troubles, this led to flippy gaining his more than well-deserved fan-favorite title and became one of the most Iconic characters in the series. So in short. All hail Flippy. Because This emotionally tattered bear veteran will warm your home and leave no witnesses.

(transition plays)

We cut back to the base with fliqpy showing a pizza made out of the tiger general as he laughs like a maniac. As words show up. Saying “Fliqpy”

(transition ends)

The Pyro

wiz: our story begins with the death of zephaniah mann. A wealthy entrepreneur who had 2 sons. Redmond and bluetarch mann and like as brothers due they constantly squabbled. Zephenia got sick of their fighting and upon his death he gave the company to Barnabas Hale and his gold to his maid-servant elizabeth. Leaving the brothers with nothing.

John: nothing but the useless land of the mexico desert they convinced him to buy and their hate for each other. So they decided to fight over it until the day they died. With them even recruiting mercenaries to wage war. One red,one blue and both just happen to be exactly the same as each other than the slight color differences.

Boomstick: each of the 9 mercenaries classes have their own unique and instantly recognizable personalities. We got the scout, a boston bad boy with a penchant of doing more damage with his mouth than with his gun. The heavy weapons guy who’s minigun is almost as large as his love for sandviches and a patriotic soldier who takes to the skies with his signature rocket jump.

Dummy: but there is one who especially stands out amongst the mercenaries. it is a beast who kills for its own pleasure. A creature that is unforgiving and unstoppable. Something that strikes fear upon anything that is in its way.

(plays clip)

Heavy: I fear no man but that THING... it scares me.

(clip ends)

Dummy: what is this thing? It… is the pyro.

The Pyro

• Height: around 6 ft
• Gender: unknown (most likely male)
• Likes: bubble’s (fire),cotton candy (skulls),lollipops (axes),friendship (murder)
• Dislikes: a dull existence,bears … not much else
• War crimes: 35… that we know about
• Either on red or blu team
• Spy’s (and everybody’s) worst nightmare
• Views the world through pyroland
• Always wearing a fire suit

Dummy: his origins are a mystery. With his name,face,place of origin and even gender being unknown. We are just using male pronouns because that's the pyro is described. We learned nothing more about the pyro than when he was first introduced. But we only know two things. He sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. We do hear his muffles through the suit so only the first thing is what we know for sure. But either way the only thing we know for certain is its love for carnage and destruction. Setting anything in its path ablaze.

John: He is cold and merciless. Not giving a second thought about killing those around him. His only instinct is to spread the flame and murder. One shudders at what inhuman lies behind that mask. What dreams of chronic can sustain the cruelty?

(plays clip)

Zooms into the pyro’s mask and we see pyroland.

(clip ends)

John: not what you were expecting huh? You see the pyro views reality… differently than most. He sees the world through pyroland. A cartoonish happyland filled with rainbows,cats,babies,lollipops,balloonicorns aka balloon unicorns and pretty much every childish thing Imaginable. But the thing is that while the pyro thinks he is spreading cheer and blowing bubbles.

Info box: despite the VERY common misconception. The pyro’s delusions are not caused by the pyrovision goggles. It's been confirmed that the goggles simulate pyro’s view of the world.

Boomstick: he is actually constantly murdering and causing fires. With fire being the main thing in pyro’s life. To the shock of literally nobody. He even still views the world as cartoony even when he was put out of work and into a boring office job. Although it's gray,rectangular and people speak gibberish. So yeah the pyro has the mind-set of a child in his own Imagination.

Wiz: which makes him very deadly as he has no actual Idea of the horrific actions he is doing and thus has no hesitation about killing because to him he is just spreading cheer to the inhabitants of his happyland. So this meant he has a HIGH body count and committed the most war crimes out of all the mercs. But what is a mass murderer without a few toys?

Arsenal

• Pyroland
• Imagination
• Fire manipulation
• Enhanced senses
• resurrection
• Resistance to fire,matter manipulation,electricity and radiation

weapons

• Fire suit
• Napalm grenades
• Grappling hook

primary

• Flamethrower
• Back burner (deals triple damage when fired on the back)
• Degreaser (quick-draw functionality but less afterburn damage)
• Dragon’s fury (Deals triple damage vs burning enemies. It Shoots single-shot fire projectiles And Hitting a target increases firing speed. But Airblasting decreases firing speed.)
• Phlogistinator (Damage builds "Mmmph", activated to deal guaranteed crit damage for a short period of time. But cannot air blast)
• rainblower

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secondary

• Shotgun
• Reserve shooter (Deals mini-crits on airborne enemies and is able to quick draw but has smaller clip size)
• Panic attack (50% faster reload. Fire rate and weapon spread will increase while accuracy will decrease when the pyro’s health decreases.)
• Flare gun (deals afterburn and triple’s damage on burning enemies)
• Scorch shot (Ammo knocks back enemies,Multi-hit,Mini-crits burning enemies,Damage reduction penalty)
• Detonator (Damage decreased by 25%.Flares can be detonated mid-flight.Can be fired under Pyro's feet for a small boost into the air (Flare-jumping).Mini-crits burning targets)
• Man)
• Man-melter (Guaranteed crits for every extinguished teammate. Unlimited ammo capacity.Slow firing speed)
• Gas passer (A tank of flammable gas.Thrown to release gas cloud. Affected enemies burst into flames when damage is taken. Affects other Pyros.)
• Thermal thruster (Jetpack. Launches Pyro in the desired location with a short burst. Allows for quick escapes and vast mobility. Deals damage when landing on top of an enemy.)

Melee

• Fire ax
• Axtinguisher (Mini-crits burning targets, but immediately extinguishes the flames on the hit. Grants speed boost on the kill. Lower holster speed and damage)
• power jack (Heals 50 health on kill. Increased running speed. Pyro receives more damage when the weapon is active.)
• Neon annihilator (Deals fatal crit damage in water or against wet enemies. Gives it an edge in its most vulnerable environment. Removes sappers. Reduced damage on regular players. No random crits)
• Home wrecker (Removes sappers. Deals x2 damage against buildings. Deals less damage against regular enemies.)
• Back scratcher (A garden rake. Deals 25% more damage against players. 25% less health gained from Medics but 25% more health gained from health packs.)
• Sharpened volcano fragment (deals 25% less damage but sets enemies on fire)
• Hot hand (gains speed boost on hit,Increased hit count halves overall damage per hit)
• Third degree (Damage transfers to all players connected by Medic beams.)
• lollichop

John: First off he has his own fire retardant suit. With making pyro immune to catching on fire. While it does not fully protect him from fire it still helps.  But of course his pride and joy is his trusty flamethrower which he made himself. With it being to do… what a flamethrower does basically.

Dummy: but there is one unique thing about it and his other flamethrowers that makes them special.

Boomstick: it blows!!!

Dummy: yes, it does.

Boomstick: no I mean like… nevermind.

Dummy: it is called the airblast and it is where it shoots out a gust of wind. With it being able to blow the other mercs away and reflect projectiles. Rockets,grenades,bombs,arrows and even beams of radiation. It can also give the pyro an extra boost. But that’s not his only flamethrower.

He also has the back-burner. It can deal extra damage when dealt on the back of the enemies. Next is the degreaser.

Info box: the pyro seems to have napalm grenades on his suit. He was supposed to use these but they were cut due to balancing reasons. So him using these is debatable.

Boomstick: this allows him to quick-draw like a cowboy. Except in this case it’s a flamethrower although it's at the cost of less afterburn damage. The dragon fury deals triple damage on burning enemies. With it being able to shoot single-shot fiery projectiles at incredible speeds. With it being to move at 2.5 times faster than shots fired by the pomson 6000.

Wiz: which shoots rapid pulses of high-amplitude light-speed radiation. Although this does come at the cost of a slower airblast fire-rate. He got this weapon by completing contract missions for miss pauling.

Jocelyne: she is the assistant to the administrator. The… well, administrator of mann co. She is the hard working woman who works hard and tries to supervise the deranged mercenaries. Being the only sane one and the one that keeps the system from falling apart. Which Something… I can relate too.

Boomstick: why is she looking at me like that?

Wiz: Those are all rather impressive. But now we got onto what is maybe the pyro’s ultimate flamethrower. The Phlogistinator and what a surprise. This is not homemade. This was actually a space weapon from another dimension by the scientist, Dr.Grordbort.

John: which he found in a spaceship which just so happened to contain such a weapon. What makes it different from the other flamethrowers is that it does shoot actual flames. But shoots waves of energy or “fake flames” which set enemies on fire. It has a “mmph” meter that fills up the more fire damage Pyro does towards enemies.

Dummy: which when filled up…

Boomstick: fills the weapon with extreme power capable of turning enemies into ashes in seconds!

Dummy: right… And while holding it up to activate the supercharge with a taunt Pyro is invulnerable to damage. But it’s not flawless. The supercharge only lasts a few seconds. It can’t deal random crits and does not have the air-blast. But he has far more than flamethrowers. He has his pump action-style, sawed off shotgun. A fairly basic option. An alternative is the reserve shooter. It allows the pyro to switch between weapons 20% quicker.

Wiz: and it does extra damage to enemies that are in the air although it has less shells compared to the normal shotgun. He has the panic attack. This one has a 50% faster reload time than the other 2. It starts out with the same amount of shells as the reserve shooter but the fire rate will increase when the pyro’s health plumits.

john: But this causes the weapon spread and inaccuracy to increase also. He has the flare gun. This will ignite enemies on fire and it does 2ble damage to those who are already on fire. Although it has fairly limited ammo and can easily be avoided. But the pyro seemed to notice this and he modified one into the detonator

Boomstick: which makes the flares basically act like mines which the pyro can make explode mid-air. He also seemed to take notes from the soldier as he can do a flare jump with this. With it also dealing extra damage to burning enemies. At the cost of it consuming more ammo and having a small damage penalty.

dummy: He has the scorch shot which also does damage to burning enemies,will cause explosions when it hits the ground,somehow causes knock-back and stuns enemies upon impact,can flare jump and roll on the ground for anyone stupid enough to walk on it. Plus It can be potentially devastating combining it with the flare gun. Although it does have a 35% damage penalty compared to the other flare guns.

John: He has the man-melter. another weapon created by Dr. Grordbort. This can shoot lasers that set people on fire and even melt them as the name implies. But there's more than that. It’s called a sub-atomic disintegrator pistol and has been said to be capable of dispersing the molecules of a human body across a square mile radius and even atomizing moon soldiers.

Wiz: it requires no ammo or reloading,moves at the same speed as the dragon’s fury and can extinguish teammates and provides the pyro with a guaranteed crit and 20 health. although its firing speed is slower compared to the other weapons. He has the gas-passer. A gas canister which releases a cloud of gasoline.

Dummy: And well, putting gasoline and fire together. You can see why this is an extremely deadly weapon for the Pyro.

Boomstick: it makes his fires worse for anybody wondering.

Dummy: indeed, but he does have to wait a full minute in order to use it again. He has the thermal thruster which basically acts as a jetpack.

John: which seems to be a theme with this episode.

Dummy: this launches the pyro to a desired location with a short burst of flame which can deal damage upon landing on an enemy. Allowing for better mobility. Plus being able to…

(plays clip)

Boomstick: magnificent. But sometimes you need to get up close and personal with your enemies and the pyro has a plethora of melee ranged murder. Like his traditional fire ax. Which no, is not made of fire. He has the axtinguisher. An ax covered in barbed wire that does mini-crits on burning targets yet puts the fires out instantly and it does less damage on foes who aren't.

John: the power jack is not an ax but a car battery on stick he uses to whack people with. Yeah a-lot of these melee weapons are either things he crafted himself or things he just picked off the ground. Speaking of which, the neon annihilator is a neon sign which deals fatal crit damage on enemies that are wet… as in water of course which is where pyro would otherwise be at a disadvantage.

Wiz: it can also remove sappers but it does less damage on normal enemies.

John: plus it also makes an awesome bass guitar sound when he plays it… don’t ask.

The home wrecker is a 20 pound sledgehammer built to equipment. Dealing double damage against them although it is weaker against non-building targets. The back scratcher is a rake.

Boomstick: huh, I guess he took some notes from my rake-blade. Prepare to get raked!

Wiz: what the… I thought you stopped using that thing!

Boomstick: I thought this was the perfect time to use it.

John: yeah but I think you should put that thing away before we get canceled.

Boomstick: fine (drops rake)

john: What were we talking about again?

Dummy: the rake.

John: Oh yeah the rake!

Wiz: Anyway this rake is surprisingly deadly. it oddly enough deals 25% more damage against the mercs than most of the axes. It gives him more health from health packs but less health from the medi-gun. He has the sharpened volcano fragment.

Boomstick: an ax that IS made of fire.

Wiz: well more a regular ax that fell into a volcano and somehow turned into obsidian. Its extremely sharp edges while dealing less damage than a regular ax. ignites enemies upon contact. Allowing him to set enemies ablaze even at close-range.

Boomstick: if he wants to b–ch slap somebody he has the hot-hand which is a glove that allows him to slap his hand. Being able to do so twice consecutively and gain a speed boost. The third degree was the final weapon by the mad future doctor. It can somehow attack both the healer and the healey at same time just by attacking one of them. Which… how?

Dummy: not only that but it's been stated to cut enemies on the molecular level. Literally cutting through the molecules of a target and bypassing durability.

Boomstick: yeah,yeah but more importantly it also can make music when he plays. This time being epic heavy metal!

(plays clip and cuts to cast)

Dummy: but lastly we have the most absurd weapons yet. weapons so insane that its very existence boggles the minds of hundreds to this day.

John (in a dramatic voice): behold! The lollichop!

(pulls out the lollichop)

Wiz: uh… is that a giant lollipop.

John: Indeed it is. It seems that killing with sweets is also a theme in this episode. It is more or less a skin of the original fire ax. He also has the rainblower.

(pulls out the rainblower)

Boomstick: that… looks like a dr seuss instrument reject.

John: oh, but don’t let this thing fool yah. It is quite the threat. This thing can shoot… rainbows and bubbles!

(as such comes out of the machine. Boomstick is mesmerized by this and tries to touch it. Only for him to catch fire)

Boomstick: ooo… huh? Ah!!!! What the hell!!??

Dummy: oops. Did we forget to mention that despite the things it shoots seemingly being innocent. It's simply just fire distorted by the pyro’s Imagination. Which is how he created these weapons. Yes, It seems the pyro follows the spongebob version of Imagination as he can take things from pyroland and pull them out into the real world. Including things like a platter,a motor-ized hot wheel tricycle

Dummy: even ice skates that he can use on the ground. I guess he does that through Imagination. So…

(dummy is interrupted when boomstick runs past him)

Dummy: Give me a moment.

(dummy grabs the lollichop with his mouth from john and hits boomstick with it. Causing him to fall to the ground.)

Dummy: heh,heh.

(John puts boomstick’s flames  out with a extinguisher he pulled while giving dummy an “angry” look. cut away from cast)

John: So anyway… creation through Imagination is not his only weird ability. He can manipulate fire. Either through fire breath or doing a hadouken! But more importantly of all the pyro literally can’t die. You see the medic basically made respawning canon. Due to a literal deal with the devil that had medic implant himself with all of the mercenaries' souls.

Wiz: So that means the pyro can revive as many times as he wants and come back from just about anything. Which is a-lot since some weapons can destroy up to the sub-atomic level and even transmute him into gold. Giving him  But has a few extra things.

Power up canteens/power ups

• Übercharge canteen (supplies 5 seconds of Übercharge invincibility or at least powerful durability.
• Crit boost canteen (Gives him 5 seconds of absolute critical damage.)
• Ammo/Clip Refill canteen (Instant ammo and magazine refill.)
• Return to Base canteen (Instantly returns to spawn area and gives 5 seconds temporary speed boost.)

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• Strength (2ble damage for all weapons,does not affect crits but does affect mini-crits)
• Resistance (halves damage,nullifies crits and mini-crits,immune to plague and reflect,blocks backstabs)
• Vampire (all damage dealt is returned as health,overheal diminishes health,increased defense,immune to reflect)
• Reflect (80% damage is reflected,increased health)
• Haste (2ble firing speed,4x loading speed,2x airblast fire rate,5x flare fun,detonator and scorch shot,2ble clip size and max ammo,movement increased 30%,does not affect primaries)
• Regeneration (ammo and metal is fully refilled every 5 seconds,health regenerate 70% the normal rate)
• Precision (- 90% bullet spread,distance damage falloff immunity,2bles blast weapon clip size,explosive projectiles have no radius damage falloff,immunity to self-blast damage)
• Agility (2bles movement speed,plus 80% jump height,grapple speed increase,immune to fall damage,instant weapon switch)
• Knockout (restricts to melee weapons and grappling hook only,increase melee damage,forces enemy to drop power ups,)
• King (increased max health,firing rate and reload speed,ubercharge,regeneration)
• Plague (increased health kit collection range,gives the plague,halves damage from plague victims)
• Supernova (stun enemies for 4 seconds,requires full powerup meter,removes power ups)
• Revenge (temporary full crit for 30 seconds)

spells

• Shadow leap
• Fireball
• Blast jump
• Overheal
• Swarm of bats
• Pumpkin MIRV bombs
• Stealth
• Summon monoculus
• Summon skeleton hoard
• Ball of' lightning
• Meteor shower
• Minify
• Soul gargoyle

Wiz: he has a collection of canteens to use against the robots in “Mann vs Machine”. With each having 3 uses and without any cooldown. So he can use these one after the other. The red canteen gives him ubercharge invulnerability to most types of damage for 5 seconds.

Boomstick: the blue canteen supercharges his critical hits for 5 seconds. The ammo or clip canteen can instantly refill all his ammo clips and the spawn canteen has him teleport to his spawn point instantly. The respawn here being where he started at. He also gains some stuff in “mannpower”. Like a neat grappling hook for maneuvering around the environment.

John: or more importantly he can collect multiple power ups with many different effects. The strength powerup 2bles his attack power. The resistance powerup halves damage, nullifies critical hits and Makes him immune to poisons,attack reflection and backstabs. The vampire powerup makes all damage dealt be returned health.

Dummy: It also gives him additional resistance and immunity to attack reflection. But overhealing aka healing beyond his max health will almost immediately diminish it instead. The reflect powerup reflects about 80% damage from an attack and gives extra max health. The haste powerup gives him an increased speed boost to all of his attributes except his primaries. With the regeneration powerup his ammo and health will automatically refill.

Boomstick: the precision powerup removes most of a weapons spread,increases a blast weapons clip size by half and cannot be damaged by his own explosions. The agility powerup increases his movement speed,is able to switch weapons instantly and is immune to fall damage. With the knock out power up he is restricted to his melee weapons.

Wiz: but it increases his health,he can push foes around without being able to be pushed himself and will have their opponent drop their powerup or other Items. With the king powerup he gains an additional max health,his firing and reloading speed is increased and he can regenerate.

John: The plague powerup allows him to well… spread a plague which causes his opponents severe blood loss and deal half as much damage to him,It can block king’s regeneration,increase his healthkit collection range and can only be cured by using a healing item. The supernova powerup allows him to create a shockwave with a full powerup meter.

Dummy: It can fill up overtime or by damaging an opponent.  This shockwave stuns all visible opponents,pushes them back and makes them drop their powerup. But it only has one use. Lastly for when things are leaning against him. The revenge powerup will spawn and he will have temporary full crit power and double damage on buildings for 30 seconds. But if he dies he will lose that powerup and he can only use one at a time. Plus he will have to find that powerup first which could be a problem.

Wiz: now we get onto pyro’s spells. Yes, he knows magic as well. He can perform one out of multiple spells. Note that the spell used is completely random and cannot control which spell he will cast. For some notable ones. Shadow leap allows him to teleport. Blast jump will propel himself into the air.

Boomstick: overheal will, well… overheal up to twice his health which lasts 3 seconds and gain temporary ubercharge for 1 second. Minify will shrink him so that pyro is faster and has an unlimited jump. Plus being able to summon a horde of skeletons,a swarm of bats,pumpkin bombs,a ball of fire… which he already has.

John: a ball of lightning,the eye demon monoculus and even a full on meteor shower. So yeah the pyro’s arsenal is very much insane. Which is especially dangerous in the pyro’s hands.

Feats

• Killed a bear with just a fire ax
• Can perform a quadruple backflip
• Burned a building down the ground
• Created and survived a building sized explosion
• Ran a million making company and made billions
• Single-handedly dominated the blu team
• Dodge and reflect radiation beams
• Survive the meteor strike
• Defeated the other mercs,armies of robots,aliens and other supernatural beings

John: he can kill a bear with nothing but an ax. Can easily destroy machines. Burn buildings down with his flamethrower and even create this explosion. Which was calculated to be 0.65 tons of tnt. Not too far off from the other low-end feats of the series. Like the infamous meet the medic explosion being 0.1 tons of tnt.

Dummy: the pyro can tank attack’s from the soldiers cow mangler. Which has been stated to atomize “cows,sheeps,humans and even demoman”. That first one was worth about 15 tons of tnt and accounting it can destroy 5 targets at once. That means the cow mangler must have an energy of 75 tons of tnt. He has been shown to casually kill the scout. Who while he was years out of commission shifted this replica of ayers rock made out of balsa wood.

Wiz: this is deceptively powerful. When looking at its size and friction. Scout must have moved nearly 131 megatons of balsa wood with an energy of 143 tons of tnt. Remember, scout was out of commission for a long while when he did this and he is the weakest merc physically. That same scout can tank abuse from saxton hale who can make this yeti explode into bloody chunks.

Boomstick: that yeti has been stated that no weapon on earth can destroy it and the other feats these mercs performed proves this is pretty far from hyperbole. Another character who the pyro can kill, the heavy. Can stop this train. The train here weighed 6 megatons and accounting for the distance it moved. Was moving at almost mach 25. Which meant the train must have hit with 37 kilotons of tnt.

John: The man-melter has sub-atomic destruction as we said before and for it to destroy a human it must be outputting nearly 163 kilotons of tnt and to destroy the many robots the pyro faces would be outputting over 99 megatons. Remember the pomson? well the mercs are able to move in tandem with these radiation pulses. With the pyro moving nearly 25% of the projectile's speed or 32.5% when his speed is upgraded.

Dummy: plus he can scale to the spy. Aka the pyro’s most common victim. Who could move nearly 35% of the pomson’s projectile’s speed. While not quite as fast as him. He can at least compare to the scout. Who needs to slow down in order for light speed signals to catch up with him. Now for the pyro’s best feat. Remember those meteors from before? Well… those meteors move nearly 85% of the righteous byson’s projectiles.

John: So when finding out the weight for these which I have to note is over 2 metric tons. We find the energy of these meteors must be worth 45.19 gigatons of tnt. While the pyro cannot survive the full attack. it deals continuous damage to anyone within its range in increments of 100. Meaning even the scout can survive at least one meteor.

Wiz: But even with all this the pyro is far from perfect. Notably he is mostly a close to mid-range fighter who does not have many options when taking foes at a distance. When underwater his flames become harmless bubbles. His airblast takes up the same ammo. So he needs to use it carefully but likely his biggest weakness is own schizophrenia.

Boomstick: he is very,very delusional and has nearly no grasp on reality. Having a child-like personality with basically no idea what’s going on. Except in one weird instance. Remember when pyro killed a bear. Well he killed it because he Imagined it as a smokey bear knock-off telling him that fire is bad and he proceeded to kill it.

Wiz: which could mean the pyro can process reality in VERY limited instances. But overall he is almost completely detached from reality which could be a problem against an opponent who could exploit his delusions. But no matter what way you slice. The pyro is one scary bad–s schizophrenic frankenstein of a man… if he even is a man.

(transition starts)

Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to “Do You Believe In Magic?” As the town begins to collapse from the inferno and the streets are littered with charred BLU corpses.

(transition ends)

Pre-fight

Wiz: alright then the combatants are set. We’ve run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: it’s time for a death battle!

Battle

Today was a normal day in happy tree town. The birds were singing and the flowers were blooming. With many cute animals just minding their own business and most likely going to die. Flippy is at his house with some friends over having a party. Cuddles the yellow rabbit,toothy the purple beaver,handy the orange beaver,flaky the red porcupine,petunia the blue skunk and some other characters. The veteran bear is having a conversation with flaky.

Flaky: so, flippy. How are you enjoying the party?

Flippy: welp, it is going surprisingly well all things considered. Pretty much everyone’s nice. I have to say this is one of my best birthdays yet. Thank you flaky.

Flaky: (giggling nervously) it’s nothing. Just had to make sure there was no… nutty! No! Get away from the chocolate!

Little to their knowledge however somebody is a few meters from the front yard. It was a man wearing a red hazmat suit. It was the pyro and he had all his weapons on him. He looks at the house and sees the blue-ish color (alongside green) and thinks it's a blue base. The pyro ready’s his flamethrower and walks forward. The party is nearing its end and flippy is sleeping in his chair and purring adorably. Cuddles is talking to Flaky.

Cuddles: That was a fun party! Best of all, nobody...

But then all of a sudden the door is kicked open by the masked man.

Flaky: AH!

Cuddles: uh… hello?

He was wielding a flamethrower and everybody (except Flippy. He was still asleep) looked in shock. He was staring at them as the camera zoomed in and we enter pyroland. The pyro was wielding a rainblower and saw the friends (Who practically did not change in design at all due to their already cutesy designs).

The pyro: (muffled) hello!

The pyro waves at his new friends and proceeds to blow some bubbles and rainbow’s at petunia. He proceeds to laugh as the bubbles tickle her. We cut to reality and we see multiple happy tree friends running for their lives as the skunk was being burned alive.

Petunia: oh god! Help me! Why did it have to be fire?! Why just why!!

We cut to pyroland and the pyro looks at toothy and grabs a bubble wand (purple). Blowing big bubbles at him. While in reality the pyro shoots toothy in the eye with a detonator and causes his head to explode. This finally caused flippy to wake up. He looked around in shock and confusion as his friends were running in fear.

Flippy: what the? What is… ah! W-who… a-are you?

Flippy asks the masked man. The pyromaniac talked in muffles.

Pyro: (muffled) Hi there buddy! How’s it going?

Flippy was confused and then frightened as the pyro shot fire at him with his flamethrower. Flippy ducked out of the way. He saw the pyro burning people and it reminded him of his fellow soldiers getting burned in the trenches. Flippy breathed heavily and tried to hold back. But it was no use… his pac-man shaped purple’s turned into green irises,his teeth sharpening and his usual cute voice becoming much darker and evil. At that moment… he flipped out and became… Fliqpy. Cuddles was running and tried to warn Flippy..

Cuddles: Flippy! You gotta… oh no.

Cuddles looked in fear as Flippy pulled out a knife and cuts him clean in half. Blood covering him. The pyro looked at him. In pyroland flippy had a big smile on his face as he split a jelly filled cookie between him and cuddles. Flippy waved at the pyro and the pyro waved back. Happy to see somebody as into cheering people as he was. In reality Fliqpy looked at the pyro. Growling at him and then chuckling maniacally. We have a shot showing both of their views. The pyro viewing flippy in pyroland and fliqpy seeing pyro in a warzone. And with that… the 2 serial killers charge at each other.

Fight

Flippy lunges at the pyro… only for the pyro to air blast the soldier away. Flippy gets up and dodges the stream of flame. He looks around and takes some needles from flaky. After feeling violated she runs off. Flippy throws the spikes at pyro with incredible accuracy. Hitting him twice in the chest and once in the stomach. The pyro is unfazed by this however and pulls out his flare gun. Shooting at flippy. He narrowly avoids the shot and proceeds to drop-kick the pyro. Making him fall over and drop his flamethrower. Flippy grabs a pen and tries to lodge it into the pyro’s skull. But the pyro holds him back and kicks him. Quickly pulling out the degreaser and shooting flippy with flames. Flippy grabs Petunia (who no longer has afterburn) and uses her as a shield.

Petunia: oh god not again!

Flippy laughs and throws petunia at the pyro. The pyro pulls out the axtinguisher and hacks off Petunia's head. Handy runs off and tries to open the window.

Handy: come on! Come on! Gah!

Handy realizes the issue and proceeds to do the iconic face and groan. The pyro walks behind Handy. We cut to pyroland. The pyro tries to give handy a lollipop (grape) but the helmet keeps getting in the way. In reality the pyro is hacking at handy’s head but his helmet is blocking the attacks.

Handy: Oof! Ow! Ow! Hey! I’m alive! Thank god I had this onnnnn!

Flippy grabs handy by the tail and proceeds to use handy as a club. Hitting the pyro repeatedly and knocking the axtinguisher out of his hands. The pyro brings out the homewrecker and they clash with their clubs. Handy is knocked out of flippy’s hands. Handy gets up and tries to run but he sees a nail when he was about to step on it. Handy gives out a sigh of relief as he had a bad history with nails before. But his hat is shot off by a shotgun and proceeds to fall on the nail (it pierced through the back of his head). Blood started flooding his mouth as he writhed.

The pyro: hudda hudda huh!

Flippy grabs a screwdriver out of handy’s belt and he charges the pyro.  The pyro proceeds shooting at flippy. In pyroland. The pyro is shooting a glitter gun and flippy is dodging them with grace. In reality the pyro runs out of bullets. So he tries to look for ammo. Flippy takes his attention to Flaky. He chases Flaky and she runs to the kitchen. Flippy goes to the kitchen only to see the pyro has followed him with a back-burner. Flippy dodges the streams. Flippy goes behind the counter and throws kitchen knives at the pyro. The pyro air blasts some back at flippy. Making him get hit by one in the torso. He just pulls it out and laughs. The pyro shoots a flare gun but flippy blocks it with a frying pan. He goes over and hits the pyro with it repeated. The pyro shoots flippy with the panic attack. He sees flaky trying to escape by crawling away but flippy grabs and puts her into a chokehold. He dodges multiple shots and uses flaky as a spiked club. Doing some damage. The pyro shoots flaky twice in the torso and then shoots flaky out of flippy’s grip. Where she would hit the pantry. She tries to crawl away only for it to fall on her. Flippy grabs a salt shaker that fell onto the ground and throws it at the pyro for a quick escape. The pyro was blinded (It did not burn his eyes. It merely covered his mask). In a first person view the pyro removes from what his view is snow. He looks at a colorful hallway and walks down it. Flippy seemed to be hiding and therefore the pyro will seek.

The pyro: (muffled) ready or not here I come!

The pyro walks down the room. But then suddenly he accidentally trips a wire which causes a trap to throw pins at the pyro. The pyro air blasts most of them away. But then he is hit by a coo coo bird and in his stumble trips another trap where a bucket of nails falls on him. He gets some nails embedded into him. He pulls out some and finally gets into a room. The pyro walks and tries to look around for flippy. Unbeknownst to him. Flippy is camouflaged against the wall. Flippy tries to snap the pyro’s neck but the pyro see’s him and shakes him off. The pyro shoots fire with the degreaser. Flippy grabs a big plate and uses it to block the flames. He throws it at the pyro and knocks him over. He sees and grabs 2 flails that he swings at the pyro. Flippy gets in some pretty brutal hits. The pyro tries to air-blast it but flippy has it spin in a way that it hits the pyromaniac in the groin. The pyro groans in pain.

The pyro (muffled) oh!!!!

In pyroland flippy (the maces he is wielding are gumdrops) is surprised and tries to apologize.

The pyro: (muffled) it’s ok. But now for a real surprise. hadouken!

The pyro bawls his hands and shoots out a spark of rainbow magic. In reality he shoots out a burst of flame that knocks flippy back and turns him back into his normal self due the surprise of it.

Flippy: what the? What is…

Flippy only had a small moment to process what just happened before the pyro proceeded to burn him. The sudden shock of this causes him to flip out. He wraps the degreaser in the chain of the flail and throws it away. Flippy charges and punches the pyro in the face repeatedly. He then proceeds to give the staggered pyro a grenade. In pyroland he sees flippy give him a pineapple and runs off. He laughs before it explodes. Covering almost the entire room. The pyro gets up and pulls out the dragon’s fury and starts shooting at flippy. Flippy goes over to his office and flips over the table in slow motion. Flippy pulls out a slingshot and under the cover of the table, proceeds to fire at the pyro. The pyro is hit with some projectiles but still moves forward. Flippy shoots a fire shot and hits the pyro but much to his surprise. It did not have afterburn. The pyro shoots flippy multiple times. Flippy sees the fire spreading and decides to tackle pyro into the exit and wails on him. The pyromaniac throws flippy off of him. He pulls out what seems to be a spellbook and does a small chuckle.

The pyro: cuhts me trihp!

The pyro summons a bright red ball and the soldier is assaulted by bats. Lifting into the air and falling down. The whole thing caused him to turn back to normal. Flippy looked at the pyro who continued to shoot at flippy.

Flippy: no no no. must… hold… back.

Flippy tried his best to hold off his evil side. Running to the garage as the pyro chased him. Flippy breathes heavily. Remember being chased by similar pyrotechnics in the jungles as he was trying to escape. The memory struck him like a club as he flipped out again. Fliqpy looked around and saw something that piqued his interest. The pyro finally makes it into the room and looks around. In pyroland the masked man tried yelling out for his friend.

The pyro: (muffled) hello! Where did you go! Why are you not…

The pyro sees a kart which in his eyes is colorful with a bit of plastic-like design. But in reality it’s a dark green tank (minus the cannon) which flippy uses to charge at the pyro. Hitting him and bursting through the wall. The pyro gets up and sees flippy turning in a way that the side of the tank is facing him. It pulls out some sort of mechanism which launches projectiles the size of cannonballs at rapid speeds. The pyro reflects one at the tank but it did no damage to it and gets hit by multiple shots. The pyro pulls out the detonator and does a flare jump onto the tank. The pyro slashes at flippy with the back scratcher. Flippy punches the pyro in the face and slashes with a machete he pulled out. The tank goes out of control with Flippy no longer being in control of it. Running into multiple vehicles.

(W.I.P)

Connections

• They both are ruthless murderers with massive kill counts from violent comedic series from the early 2000’s (happy tree friends and team fortress 2) that started in 1999 (the pilot and first few episodes of htf were made in 1999 while “team fortress classic” was made in 1999 which would later become tf2) Which are known for their instantly-recognisable cast of which they are the most unique. Despite being murderers they are actually (somewhat) nice people (flippy is a nice guy who enjoys hanging out with his friends and the pyro has a child-like personality who views the world as pyroland where he spreads cheer to all the residents) but have mental problems that lead to them killing people even if they aren't aware (flippy flips out into his alternate personality,fliqpy when seeing anything that reminds of war because of his extreme ptsd. While the pyro views the world as pyroland where he spreads happiness but in reality without knowing it he is murdering the other mercs). They use multiple different weapons to kill people and even use a whole bunch of common objects to get in multiple creative kills. Both of their main enemies are blue colored individuals (lumpy and the BLU team for the red pyro) they live in some sort of happyland that is filled with cute colorful inhabitants (happy tree land and pyroland) where it has a dark twist with death (the characters in happy tree land constantly suffer brutal deaths while the pyro brutally kills the other mercs without knowing) They both have a bit of mystique to them (flippy’s experiences with the war is pretty vague and most fans theorize what happened to flippy. It is also unknown if Flippy has retired from the Army or if they are simply in a time of peace. While the pyro’s whole character is a mystery. With his past,nationality,face and even gender not being confirmed) In contrast flippy is aware of his alternate personality and actively tries to stop it while the pyro is completely unaware of the terrible things he has done. Flippy is accepted by his friends who do care for him while the pyro is feared by even his teammates. While flippy’s whole thing is about remembering what happened in his past the pyro has a very vague past that is never explained. While flippy commonly kills (and is sometimes shipped with) a character with a gender that is commonly debated (flaky) while the pyro is a character whose gender is commonly debated.

Score

• The score would be called “double whammy in a veteran’s pyroland” which is a reference to the fact flippy is a war veteran,the Iconic tv episode flippy appeared in and pyroland.
• The music is a mix between the different styles of the series and metal. It will have beats from this and this. The music will be a more jolly version when in pyroland.
• It would be the pyro’s mask wearing flippy’s beret. The mask will have fliqpy’s right eye and it will have a rainbow-colored pyro emblem on the right eye. On the left side a knife is penetrated into the ground while a fire ax penetrating the ground is on the right side. The front would be a cheery mix of pyroland and happy tree friends while the background would be something straight from a hell-warzone with fire,body parts and war Imagery.