Fiora vs Darth Vader is a what if Death Battle by Sailor Elsa featuring Fiora from Xenoblade Chronicles and Darth Vader from Star Wars.
Description[]
Two heroes, cut down in the prime of their youth, were reborn as cyborgs to destroy the heroes. But as their true selves managed to return, they returned to this side of light. However which mechanical marvel will win a DEATH BATTLE?
Interlude[]
Wiz: There are many forms of technological advancement in our world. From the simplicity of the wheel, to the advanced cybernetics of a computer, our world would be vastly different if it wasn't for these advances.
Boomstick: But one of the most badass forms of tech is still out of our reach as of yet. I am of course talking about cyborgs.
Wiz: These human-machine hybrids are among the most powerful fictional creatures, and it's time to see two of the best go head to head.
Boomstick: Fiora, the mechanical Homs of the Bionus.
Wiz: And Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Boomstiick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills, to find who would win....a DEATH BATTLE!
Fiora[]
Wiz: Long ago, the world was nothing more than an endless sea. Then two great titans came into existance. The Bionis and the Mechonis
Boomstick: The titans were locked in an endless battle. Until only their lifeless corpses remained.
Wiz: Eons passes and the land stretching across the remains of the Bionis, were under attack by a relentless group, known as the Mechon.
Boomstick: The Homs were in serious trouble. Most traditional weaponry were useless against the Mechon, that is aside from this badass sword, once used by the Bionis itself, the Monado!
Wiz: Originally weilded by Dunban, it was later passed down to Shulk when overusing the sword cost Dunban the use of his right arm. But Dunban had a little sister, Fiora. Who was sadly killed in the Mechon attack on Coloney 9.
Boomstick: Or was she?! OK, she was, but the Mechon took her remains, back to the Mechonis.
Wiz: Her remains were used to create a Faced Mechon. A metal warrior immune to the effects of the Monado.
Boomstick: However, she was given a total memory wipe and was implanted with the soul of the Mechonis' goddess herself Meyneth! Woah. First she is killed, then revived as some tind of Robot Goddess? Sounds kind of like Optimus's backstory.
Wiz: However, thanks to Shulk, she eventually regained her true self, and Meyneth kicked the bucket, but left Fiora all of her powers.
(TBC)
Wiz: However, Fiora's Mechon body, as durable as it is, was slowly killing her, due to the death of Meyneth.
Boomstick: But thanks to the High Entia's special chamber, Fiora was returned back to her original Homs self. Costing her her amazing powers, but saving her life. Dang, they have the ability to restore people's bodies? Maybe I should consider checking this place out. While I love my shotgun leg, it is hard to balance sometimes.
Wiz: Mechon or not, Fiora is a powerful warrior. With her dual swords, and the second Monado in her hands, she is truly a fighter few can contend with.
Darth Vader[]
Wiz: The galaxy is in ruins. The Galactic Republic abolished at the hands of the empire.
Boomstick: The Emporer seeks to squash the small band of rebels trying to overthrow his tyrannical rule, and in his corner is the ultimate warrior, Darth Vader.
Wiz: But before becoming the Dark Lord of the Sith, he was....
Boomstick: A whiny bitch named Anakin Skywalker.
(TBC)
Wiz: But as impressive as Vader is, he has a whole slew of weaknesses.
Boomstick: Yeah. It's sad, but true. For example, his mechanical parts severly weakened hiis powers with the force. Geez. Why would that weaken him?
Wiz: His raspy breathing makes stealth impossible, and his mechanical parts are prown to overloading.
Boomstick: However, Darth Vader is the chosen one for good reason. Jedi or Sith, he is one of the most powerful space wizards of all time.
Fight[]
Darth Vader's ship is seen landing on the Bionus. Landing just outside of Colony 9, Vader exited with an army of Stormtroopers and looked over the land he had found. Shulk and his group quickly arrived on the scene.
Shulk: What are you doing here?
Shulk activated the Monado.
Vader: This planet is now under the command of the Empire. Stand down, or be destroyed.
Reyn: We ain't gonna letcha do that.
Riki: Riki agree. Bad man will leave now!
Vader: Very well, I am not without mercy. I will fight one of you for the fate of your planet!
Vader ignited his Lightsaber.
Vader: Now pick your champion!
Fiora stepped forth from the group and pulled out her dual swords.
Shulk: Fiora. What are you doing?
Fiora: I'll take him. He doesn't look so tough. You guys just sit back.
Fiora's boosters activated as she flew at Vader. She swung her swords, as Darth Vader swung his lightsaber to deflect them. He then reached out his hand and used the Force to levitate Fiora into the air.
Fiora: Wha-what's going on?
Vader: This is over!
Vader tried to force choke her. A few seconds went by.
Vader: What's this?! You have no need to breath?! BAH!
He used The Force to send her flying through a building. He then used The Force again to cause the building to collapse on top of her.
Shulk looked in horror.
Shulk: FIORA!!!
Just then the rubble bagan to move. And in an explosion of ether, it went flying revealing Fiora. She activated her auto repair systems, and again flew at Darth Vader who got his lightsaber ready, but just before she could come into range, she changed direction and flew back. She picked up Vader's ship.
Fiora: Guys! Move!
Shulk and the others ran out of the way, as Fiora slammed the ship down crushing the Stormtroopers, one of which let out a Wilhelm Scream. Fiora thought it was over, but just then the ship began to lift up. Vader used the force to lift it off of him, and send it over the horizon.
Vader: You will pay for your insolince.
(TBC)
Results[]
Trivia[]
- This fight it to commemorate Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition and Clone Wars Season 7.