Description[]
Adventure time v how to train your dragon These two cartoon pairs that protect fantasy lands from monsters will fight it out to see who's the better human and animal duo
Interlude[]
Wiz: Fantasy lands can be so beautiful sometimes, the sky, the sea.
BoomstickAnd oh my god monsters attacking the land. Oh I knew I should have moved to Hawaii
Wiz: But don't worry there are people that will risk life and limb,and I mean that literally, to save the land, like Finn and Jake,guardians of the land of ooo. '
Boomstick and Hiccup and Toothless, protectors of Berk' He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz:And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Finn & Jake[]
Wiz:The land of ooo, it has many kingdoms in the land such as the ice kingdom, the candy kingdom and the fire kingdom.
Boomstick; That sounds like a super mario game. anyway according to the show, before there was even time, there were monsters.
Wiz: I have so many questions about that, does that mean if god exists in the adventure time universe, he's a monster, how did monsters exist if there was no time?Oh I have so many questions
Boomstick:, Stop thinking too hard, I never think hard and it works great for me. Finn and Jake wanted to protect their land of ooo from monsters, because it seemed to have a monster problem
Wiz: One of the most memorable monsters Finn and Jake have ever fought was the Lich, a being intent on bringing death through the cosmos
Boomstick, and they sorta defeated him by turning him into giant baby.
Wiz: And battling monsters can come with a price to pay, such as when Finn lost his arm when battling the Lich, and him not having his arm created a domino effect of sorts and caused him to have what was basically his evil twin grow out of his arm
Boomstick: Honestly I've always wanted a evil twin
Wiz: You would probably be the evil twin. Anyway,fFnn even survives being in frozen in ice and is completely fine after that
Boomstick, And what about the goofy and lovable sidekick, Jake the Dog.You know, I relate a lot to him
Wiz:Jake is finn's loyal companion, he originally was a criminal but had a change of heart to team up with Finn
Boomstick: And he has Mr Fantastic powers.
Wiz: He can stretch himself into all sorts of things, like sneaking through a keyhole,and he even once used his stretching powers to outrun a literal zombie
Boomstick: And he can duplicate himself
Wiz: But his stretching feats aren't limitless, they're definitely impressive but the biggest feat we've seen is stretching out of a big garden maze, we haven't seen anything bigger than that, so for all intents and purposes, that is Jake's limit.
Hiccup and Toothless[]
Wiz: In the land of Berk, the scenery is great, skies and
Boomstick:And oh my god, dragons exist. Actual dragons, fire breathing dragons
Wiz: In Berk, dragons do exist and people are scared of them. But one young man wants to prove to the world that dragons aren't that scary, and that man is Hiccup Haddock the third.
Boomstick: What kind of parent names their child Hiccup? It's like naming a child Burp or Fart.
Wiz,Anyway Hiccup has been shown to be a strong warrior straight off the bat, when he was taming Toothless, he managed to push Toothless off a cliff, and official merchandise says Toothless weighs 1,776 lb.
Boomstick: Woah, and I struggle to eat that weight in pancakes. Remember that roadtrip Wiz?
Wiz:Boomstick, I told you to keep our personal and professional lives separate.
Boomstick,my bad. Hiccup has also survived falling from the air.
Wiz: And survived a close range soundwave attack from a baby thunderdrum. That's a species of baby dragon
Boomstick:And it's not just his strong durability that makes him worthy to be protector of berk, Hiccup's also shown himself to be a powerful fighter too, taking down Viggo, a strong dragon hunter.
Wiz: He also has some good combat skills and may choose to fight with an axe and is good with the axe
Boomstick, and while Hiccup wasn't your typical viking, not ripped,not argumenative, not really anything a warrior was like. I guess all the stereotypical warriors were on their lunch break
Wiz:But his was his courage that eventually led the village of berk to hail him as a hero and join the hairy hooligan tribe.
Boomstick: Now that sounds like my type of tribe
Wiz: As the series went on Hiccup grew up with the audience. He started as a scrappy teenager and, in the most recent entry of the franchise, he ended as a 30 year old.
Boomstick, and he had a glow up, is that weird to say?
Wiz: From you i've heard weirder. Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE
DEATH BATTLE[]
Analysis[]
Next time[]
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