Kyoka Jiro vs. Black Canary

Description[]

Actions speak louder than words. But with these two... They're iconic for their sound.

Introduction[]

Wiz: The sounds we make can create the biggest of influences.

Boomstick: Even when ya ears are bleedin' like heck or ya ex is tryin' to get ya attention with a butcher knife.

Wiz: Kyoka Jiro, the earphone jack heroine of My Hero Academia.

Boomstick: And Black Canary, the ear-piercin' fighter of DC Comics!

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick. And it's our job to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Kyoka Jiro[]

Wiz: In a world where 80% of the population has superhuman powers, most people's futures would revolve around this, including young Kyoka Jiro.

Boomstick: Jiro was born with the power of weird earphones and a love fer music.

Wiz: Well, to be more specific, her earlobes are now earphone jacks and can expand and contract. In short, her earlobes can use her heartbeat as a weapon.

Boomstick: Wait, not only can she can use her heartbeat as a weapon, she can even hear stuff with them! How does that work?

Wiz: I... Don't know, honestly. But what she can do with her earphone jacks are incredible.

Boomstick: She can plug them INTO ANYTHIN' SHE WANTS. EVEN PEOPLE.

Wiz: Roughly estimating the amount of decibels in her fighting against Present Mic, Earphone Jack must have--

Boomstick: Quick reminder, Jiro's hero name is Earphone Jack. Thought you might wanna know.

Wiz: Thank you for that, Boomstick.

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Boomstick: No prob, Wiz. (BURP)

Wiz: That's disgusting.

Boomstick: Yer welcome.

Wiz: Where was I? Ah yes, when fighting Present Mic, her ears were bleeding but she managed to overpower the scream. Using this kind of logic, Earphone Jack must be producing blast of almost 200 to 250 megahertz.

Boomstick: MY HEART'S A STEREO, IT BEATS FOR YOU SO LISTEN CLOSE HEAR MY THOUGHTS IN EVERY NOTE. MAKE ME YOUR RADIO, TURN ME UP WHEN YOU FEEL LOW, THIS MELODY WAS MEANT FOR YOU SO SING ALONG TO MY STEREO...

Wiz: Never do that again.

Boomstick: What?

Wiz: Oh great. You're deaf.

Boomstick: What? I can't hear you!

Wiz: Back to Jiro, her earlobes can allow her to hear through walls via some form of echolocation. It's very interesting to learn about. Plus, her earlobes can even be used as arms in a way. What does that mean? Well, look at this example here.

Boomstick: She can throw darts with her ears and hit the dart board perfectly?! How does she do that so naturally?

Wiz: Oh, good. Your hearing is restored.

Boomstick: What?

Wiz: Never mind. She also has speakers that can amplify the sounds from her earlobes. Just with her hands, she can use a move called Sound Amplification Heartbeat Distortion. This is a very impressive feat, but let's see how powerful this move is. Estimating that the ground is regular rock, the vibrations would have to register at about a 7.8 on the Seismic scale! This is higher than the San Andreas Fault line cracking!!

Boomstick: No kidding. That's like my ex-wife when she goes joggin'. He he he...

Wiz: Wait, your hearing's back?

Boomstick: Nah, just used a hearin' aid.

Wiz: Oh. Good choice, Boomstick. Anyway, her earlobes can go into any surface imaginable. They can even pierce human skin. She could even use this to kill someone with her heartbeat.

Boomstick: She can kill me with her earlobes?! That's freaky.

Wiz: Those earlobes fought off Tokoyami's shadow creature (I'm using the term, "creature," very loosely here), threw a pair of darts at a board with perfect aim, can control them as if they were arms, and destroyed a couple of robots with just her earlobes.

Boomstick: But she's got a couple weaknesses. For one thing, when she fought Present Mic, this pushed

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her to her limits and started to make her ears bleed blood. Plus she's got really sensitive hearing. Any overly loud noises can hurt her ears.

Wiz: But she is very intelligent and has an iron will. There will be nothing to stop her from fighting for justice and freedom.

Black Canary []

Boomstick: Let's face facts. Green Arrow's the emerald of Star City, but Black Canary is the jewel of his heart.

Wiz: Boomstick, that's very poetic. Wait, what's that on your finger?

Boomstick: Somethin' outta my nose.

Wiz: That's disgusting!

Boomstick: Yeah, whatever. Anyway,let's talk about Dinah Lance, the Black Canary! No, not Dinah Drake. The other chick Oliver Queen was into.

Wiz: Yes, let's talk about her. Inspired by her mother, the first Black Canary, Dinah Lance wanted to be a superhero.

Boomstick: So she dyed her hair blonde --

Wiz: Don't you mean Yell-ow?

Boomstick: Your jokes suck.

Wiz: But that was your joke.

Boomstick: It ain't anymore.

Wiz: Anyway, turns out that she possessed a gene that gave twelve percent of the people powers. Her power was the iconic Canary Cry.

Boomstick: Ever heard the song Big Enough? That scream is like that but a lot louder!

Wiz: In fact, her Canary Cry can go up to 300 decibels! This is as loud as a volcano in Japan back in the 1800's.

Boomstick: Jeez. But how do her eardrums still exist? Wiz? Wanna explain that?

Wiz: Well, Dinah is one of twelve percent of all humans that are born with superhuman powers. One of those is eardrums that can withstand 300 dB. She also carries Canary Bombs and they create super loud noises, like her Canary Cry. But on steroids.

Boomstick: ILLEGAL STEROIDS!!

Wiz: What does that even mean?

Boomstick: I dunno. But it's awesome.

Wiz: That's.. Just, stupid.

Boomstick: Nah, the grapple gun she has is perty stupid.

Wiz: How is she supposed to get around?

Boomstick: Fly 'round by screamin'?

Wiz: No. Moving on, Black Canary's arsenal isn't just limited to weapons and superpowers. She is an amazing fighter, mastering in

Aikido (a Japanese martial art),
boxing,
Capoeira (an Afro-Brazilian martial art),
Southern Dragon Kung Fu,
Escrima (the National Philippines martial arts involving Escrima Sticks),
the Five Heaven Palms (a secret techniques she only knows),
Hapkido (a Korean martial art),
Jeet Kune Do (a martial art about intercepting the opponent's attacks),
Judo (modern Japanese martial art),
Krav Maga (a military fighting style),
Muay Thai (a fighting style involving the use of elbows, knees, shins and fists),
Pressure Point Fighting,
Savate (a French kickboxing sport),
Taekwondo (a Korean martial art involving kicks),
Wing Chun (a Southern Chinese self-defense martial art),
Jujutsu (a Japanese Close Combat martial art)
and Karate.

Boomstick: Wow. I think I need a couple o' beers. But before I do that, let's see what crazy stuff she's been a-doin'. Let's see, she's:

Stopped a movin' train seein' that they go 'bout over 150 miles an hour,
Punched at nanosecond speed,
Stayed alive in a blast that could wreck a buildin',
Fell fer a thousand feet into water, head first,
Reacted to Superman's flyin',

* Blew up Amazo's head, WHEN HE HAD SUPERMAN'S POWERS

And can keep up with Wonder Woman.

Wiz: She has also defeated Green Arrow, Mammoth, Wonder Woman and White Canary. She's also broken out of mind control, defeated a group of soldiers by herself and even at one point became a Green Lantern. But for this battle, we're not counting the Green Lantern ring she uses in DCeased.

Boomstick: But even with out that itsy bitty ring, Canary's a friggin' fighter. If there's one lady I'd want kickin' my sorry butt, it'd be Black Canary.

Alright, the Combatants are Set, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE![]

Pre-Fight[]

(In a warehouse by the docks of Star City, Black Canary sits on the roof and looks in through the window. She sees a group of armed men guarding a large box created by the Riddler. Jiro sits beside her and watches. Canary signals for both of them to enter and beat up the group. They enter and defeat the group of armed men but after they beat the group, Riddler's box unfolds and captures them both in a giant force field covering the warehouse.)

Riddler: Ladies, riddle me this!

(A gas sprays the two heroines and hypnotizes them.)

Between the two of you, who would win in a no-bars-hold battle to the death?

(Jiro and Black Canary look at each other and have a sudden desire to fight each other to the death.)

Riddler:

FIGHT![]

(Black Canary goes in for a kick to the face, but Jiro's earlobes block the kick. She wraps them around Canary's leg and swings her into a pile of boxes. Jiro plugs her earphone jacks into her stereos and sends a seismic earthquake in Canary's direction. The ground explodes beneath Canary and shoots her grapple hook and saves herself. Canary sends herself into the air and goes for a kick from above. Jiro's earphone jacks wrap up her opponent's leg and slams her into a pile of crates. Canary stands up, pushes the debris off of her, pulls out the grapple gun from earlier, grapples Jiro and yanks her forward.)

Canary: Sorry, kid. But I don't think you'll make it out of this.

Jiro: Well, I'm sorry too. For THIS!

(Jiro's earphone jacks stab Canary in the ears. With Canary down for the count, Jiro uses her earphone jacks to pull herself to safely. She plugs her earphone jacks into her boots and send a gigantic shockwave in Canary's direction. The wave nearly kills Canary, Jiro checking the damages to see if she succeed. Spoiler: She didn't. Canary jumps out and kicks Jiro into a wall, slamming her into the wall hard enough that the wall behind her cracks. She looks around and jams her earphone jacks into the ground to launch herself out the window and creates a seismic force so powerful that the warehouse starts to crash down. Canary runs to the door, but can't escape because the door is blocked by debris. She tries to jump out the window, but has a better idea when she sees a particular crate. Jiro lands outside the warehouse with ease outside and starts to walk away from the falling warehouse.)

VVVRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

(Canary escapes the warehouse before the disaster ended on a Harley Davidson Sportster, riding it towards Jiro at full speed. She jumps off and throws a sonic grenade at Jiro, who catches it. The device explodes and causes her to fall back and holds her ears. Canary runs up and throws a punch at Jiro. She plugs her earphone jacks into her boots and creates a giant sound-wave towards Black Canary. Glass breaks from the wave as the water reverberates off the force field, which also seems to be shaking at the same time. Canary stand before her and begins to crack a smile while her blonde hair flows in the wave. To her, nothing is bothering the leather clad heroine. She takes a deep breath and then unleashes a sound from her throat. The sound starts in low, but begins to grow. Everything begins to get louder, louder than even Jiro! The force field begins to vibrate uncontrollably while Jiro covers her ears and lets out a louder noise from her speakers in her boots. Combining the sounds from boot and throat, the force field shatters, breaking glass within several dozen miles and neither have given up. Jiro's ears start to bleed, her blood starting to pour down the sides of her head. Black Canary gets louder and louder and louder. Canary doesn't hold back! SHE CRIES. Jiro begins to suffer from multiple brain hemorrhages and falls to her knees. Canary walks up to Jiro, and kicks her in the head so hard, Jiro's neck breaks. She walks to what's left of the warehouse and finds a radio from one of Riddler's men.)

Black Canary: You made me kill her. You. Made. Me. Kill. An innocent girl. Pray I don't find you.

Results[]

Boomstick: That poor youngin'. She didn't stand a chance.

Wiz: Jiro was powerful on her own. But there were some things that Black Canary overpowered Jiro in. Canary is far more advanced with her combat skills, experience and even the sonic blast. Remember, Jiro tried to beat Present Mic, which we discovered that Jiro's best sonic blast ranged at 250 megahertz. This is nowhere near the power of Black Canary's sonic scream! Literally, Black Canary can scream up to over 80 million times louder than Jiro!

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Boomstick: But even with 'er creepy ear arms, Jiro still lost. But hey, she still put up a good fight.

Wiz: Canary nearly lost, but Jiro just didn't hold up to the task.

Boomstick: But let's shout it out loud, THE WINNER IS BLACK CANARY!

Wiz: WHAT?! Oh great, I'm deaf.