Fetch Vs Mama Tattletail is a What-If? Death Battle between Fetch from Fazbear Frights #2, against Mama Tattletail from Tattletail.
Description[]
Two small, brown, and originally friendly robots find each other in the same house, but it isn't big enough for both of them (Even though they both occupy less than 1 meter of it together), so one has to go, will Mama be buried, or Fetch be no more? Find out in this Death Battle!
Intro[]
Skunk: Kids love toys, teddy bears, dolls, Nerf guns.
Skel: Also small robots too, but you won't like these two, that is for sure, they are small and dangerous.
Skunk: Fetch, Old School Dog Toy from Fazbear Frights.
Skel: And Mama Tattletail, The... Mama of the Tattletails... He's Skunk and I'm Skel.
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Fetch Is Ruff Ruff In Death Battle![]
Skel: Finally we have a Five Nights at Freddy's character that is different!
Skunk: Indeed, but it still isn't normal, this story has a very deep and dark meaning.
Skel: Of course, we cover lots of those things.
Skunk: Anyways, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was a great food chain, everyone loved it, until that event we all know about, if you ever seen 1% of any Five Nights at Freddy's content on the internet, you know how many awful things happen, bites, missing children, night guard deaths, and more.
Skel: But when it was all nice and happy, they had pretty good things, great entertainment, fun games, and big prizes kids could win and bring home with them, one of these prizes, the top prize, was Fetch, and animatronic dog.
Skunk: Fetch was a very unique prize, due to it being able to connect to the phone of a person who won it.
Skel: Basically, it was a dog who did stuff for you without question, got you food, drinks, whatever you asked it to do, it did.
Skunk: A group of friends had went into an abandoned location of Freddy's, and while looking around, they had found Fetch, still as the top prize, and one of them tried to connect them to their phone, and without even knowing, he connected it.
Skel: You'd think that'd be rad, like, "Oh boy, I got a robot dog that does stuff for me!" rad.
Skunk: But this is Freddy's universe, of course there was a problem, mainly, it was very serious about what they were told.
Skel: Yeah, when you talked to anyone over phone, or even thought something, he would do it in pretty violent ways sometimes, heck, he even did stuff Greg didn't want him to do, but we will talk about that later.
Skunk: After several horrible events, Greg realized he had to destroy Fetch, and while he believed he did, Fetch was very much not a quitter.
Fetch's Powers[]
- Phone Connection
- Can connect to any phone, even the most modern ones
- Hacking
- Enhanced Sight
- High Intelligence
- Mind Reading
- Could tell what Greg wanted, though he did some things very violently
- Stealth Skills
- Heightened Strength
- Super Speed
Skel: He is much more complex than you'd think, he is able to hack multiple phones to use them, like adding an item to online shopping, or adding apps to people's phones.
Skunk: He is pretty small, and can sneak around without anyone knowing what he has done, apart from Greg, since he is the only one who got texts from Fetch.
Skel: He is really strong for how small he is, and he actually can read people's minds, able to tell exactly what they want, well, "exactly" is vague, he knows basically what someone wants, if they think of needing someone, he doesn't really think bring them alive.
Skunk: To be fair, Fetch is pretty fast for a robot, he responds to Greg's thoughts and texts to others very quickly, instantly processing what he must do to please Greg, without realizing it is wrong.
Skel: Yeah, he isn't your typical little man's best friend, he does stuff that is messed up, REALLY messed up.
Fetch's Feats[]
- Tore off Greg's Uncle's "Magic finger of luck"
- Tore the throat of a dog out, and gutted it
- Was still able to work despite being beaten to a pile of debris
- He was able to get into Kimberly's house, kill her, and drag her corpse to Greg's house, all in the time it took Greg to take a shower, all while damaged
- Crawled out of a hole while damaged, and dragged himself around
- Constantly knew what Greg was thinking and texting to others
- Can connect to phones that are more present, despite how old he is
Skunk: It is pretty creepy, it was able to tell what Greg wanted all the time, texting him messages to notify Greg of his deeds.
Skel: He also can seemingly connect to any phone, even ones he wasn't configured to, like Greg's mom's phone, he added chocolate to the shopping online despite how he wasn't manually connected to the phone.
Skunk: He was able to kill a dog by ripping the throat out and gutting it, the same dog that nearly killed Greg, and he took it to Greg's house to show what he did.
Skel: Heck, he even tore off a man's finger, as Greg had asked how he could use his Uncle's magic finger of luck, so Fetch thought "I should get the finger!"
Skunk: But one of the most impressive things Fetch has done is survive a beating from Greg using a baseball bat, he was smashed to a pile of debris, totally broken, Greg thought he finally dealt with Fetch. But he didn't.
Skel: Yep, Fetch still worked, and he got out the hole he was put in, and crawled his scrappy ass to Kimberly's house, and not soon after, Greg found Kimberly's dead body in his house, Fetch got Kimberly from her house, killed her, and took her to Greg's house, without anyone noticing, not Kim's parents, not Greg's parents, nobody noticed Fetch did it.
Skunk: Fetch is ruthless, deadly, evil, and does what he is told, but he is certainly flawed, there is no denying that.
Fetch's Flaws[]
- Really small
- Really old
- Takes orders very seriously
- He tends to text what is he is going to do, or what he has done
- No combat experience
Skel: Just like me, he is really damn old, I mean, not 584753 years old like me, but like 30 years or so, given he was around when Freddy's was, and all he has done was sit around in that old dusty place.
Skunk: His small size also can be a problem, while it makes sneaking easy, it may make it harder to hurt people larger than himself, thought he still was able to attack and badly injure adults and teenagers, so it isn't that big of a problem.
Skel: He takes everything seriously, he tells people what he is going to and has done, and basically he is the worst toy ever if you tend to have bad arguments with others, because rest assured, he will do anything to please his owner, even if it means murder... We don't have any clips of him since he is from a book, so we can't show you any video, so... yeah...
No More Mama Tattletail In Death Battle![]
Skunk: There is one big thing that should matter to all, their family, and I know as a matter of fact, I always love my mother.
Skel: Uh huh, yeah, can we get on with this please, I'd like to get to the fight.
Skunk: Yeah, so Christmas is also a time everyone should be happy about, there is snow, family, presents.
Skel: Stop there, presents are the main thing I always look forward to on Christmas.
Skunk: Yeah, but I'm sure you don't want a Tattletail as a present, do you?
Skel: I'm a many, many, many years old skeleton, I don't want a small robotic toy like that, it always complains about food, sleep, and whatever else it needs, brushing or something.
Skunk: Yeah, I don't think many would like that toy, it is scared of the dark, and even when at low power, it still talks.
Skel: And worse is their mother, that thing just is so freaky, and scary, and just... I hate it.
Mama: Here's Mama.
Skunk: Mama Tattletail is big, brown, and has spiky teeth, as well as glowing red eyes, and a taste for blood of children.
Skel: She is pretty much as demonic toy that feasts on little kids for opening presents to early, what's "demonic" about it, I hear you asking, well...
Mama Tattletail's Powers[]
- Teleportation
- Night Vision
- Electronic Manipulation
- Can mess with lights
- Able to drain power from machines and electronic items
- Can make a phone ring
- Can cause hallucinations and paranoia
- Enhanced Stealth Ability
Skunk: She is able to see in the dark, can go around extremely stealthily, and cause hallucinations.
Skel: But no, this toy isn't just physically and mentally strong, it has the ability to shut off lights, make certain electronic devices activate, and even drain the electricity out of stuff.
Skunk: And for some reason, it can teleport... yes, a small, brown, fluffy egg shaped robot, can teleport...
Skel: That's dumb, are we sure we are reading the correct list of abilities, I mean this seems like one Glitchtrap would have.
Skunk: I can assure you, it is the correct list, and the things this little egg robot can do are more lethal than you'd think.
Mama Tattletail's Feats[]
- Can kill humans, including kids and adults
- Can bite a child's eye out
- Can move around a house without being noticed
- Able to blitz a child
- It took a satanic ritual to get rid of her
- Though, this is probably because the protagonist is a child, and had to rely on the Tattletails to help get rid of Mama
- Able to track down a child inside their house with ease
Skel: What, you mean like killing a kid? Sure, every horror antagonist can do that.
Skunk: It can also move silently, bite out a kid's eyeball, and remember it took a ritual to get rid of her?
Skel: This thing hasn't got durability feats though, has it?
Skunk: Well... no, it doesn't...
Mama Tattletail's Flaws[]
- Lacks limbs
- Glowing eyes can give her away
- Is really old
- Relies on noise to locate her targets when she can't find them
- No combat experience
- Is really small, and likely fragile
Skel: Ok, so it isn't actually as impressive as you'd think, it has no arms, it's teeth aren't that useful at long range, and it's a super old toy with no combat experience.
Skunk: Ok, fair enough, and she isn't exactly the perfect predator, but it still can kill humans.
Skel: Yeah, ok, it can do that, but so can I.
Skunk: Shut up, we're going to end this section now, but just remember, if you get a small egg shaped present this Christmas, you may not want to open it, in fact, throw it in a river with a weight, and NEVER go get it again.
Mama's Jumpscare is shown.
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Kid's House
Outside is shown, lots of snow coming down. A family are seen walking into their bedrooms, before turning off the lights, and shutting their doors. A Christmas tree is shown, with various presents under them. Two of the biggest presents start to shake. Suddenly, one of them knocks over, and the other's top flies off. The lights flicker, and a brown blur is shown going across the screen. Fetch crawls out of one of up-right box, and looks around. Fetch sees the tipped over box.
???: Come to Mama!
Fetch's ears twitch, and they turn to see red glowing eyes in the darkness. Fetch snarls at them, as the eyes blink a few times. Dead silence falls, and the eyes are gone. Fetch carefully looks around, and then a loud screech is heard, as Fetch sees Mama jumping from the couch, down at him.
Fight!
Fetch slides to the side, having Mama land next to him, and he kicks her with his paw, right in her eyes. She doesn't seem bothered, and bites down on the paw, making Fetch let out a mechanical howl. Fetch them bites at Mama's ear, and nibbles a small part off, causing her to let go. Mama retreats into the darkness. Fetch runs around the house, moving into the kitchen. They sniff the air, and a vague squeak is heard. Fetch looks up to see a mass of knives falling down.
Mama: Here's Mama!
Fetch dodges the falling knives, one narrowly slicing his tail. He catches one of them in his mouth, and with a slight wind up, hurls it at Mama on the counter, getting it stuck in her torso. Fetch leaps up, and tries to hit Mama with his paws, but lands on the counter, as Mama hits the microwave, turning it on, and making it let an electrical burst out, sending Fetch and Mama flying onto the other side of the kitchen counter.
Mama: Bad boy!
Fetch shakes their head, and growls. Mama charges, as Fetch lunges forward. Both of them bump into each other, smacking their noses together. Fetch whines in a puppy-like fashion, as Mama grabs a clever with her mouth. Fetch recovers from his stunned state, and sees Mama swinging the clever. Fetch tries to avoid it, but ends up getting one of his fingers cut off. Fetch slides down the counter, hitting plates and cups. Mama drops the clever down, and starts moving towards Fetch.
Mama: Here comes Mama!
Fetch looks up at a metal pot, at the edge of a cupboard. He headbutts the wall, making the pot fall down, and trap Mama. Fetch then grabs a skewer and sticks it through the pot. He does this again, and finishes off by knocking the pot down onto the floor, but finds Mama isn't under it. Fetch looks shocked, and then Mama lands on Fetch, making oil and a few gears come out his mouth. Fetch angrily growls, and proceeds to bite at Mama's feet, tearing a bit of her foot off.
Mama: Bad boy, bad!
Mama steps on Fetch's mouth, breaking some of his teeth. Fetch growls, and again tries to bite Mama, but gets a knife through his mouth. Mama gets off Fetch, and lets him get up. Fetch growls, but his voice box is broken now. Fetch charges, and so does Mama. Fetch suddenly side steps, and turns his head, slamming his face into the wall, causing the knife in his mouth to go deeper, and through the back of his head. Fetch then starts another charge.
Mama: Time to put you down doggy!
They both rush at each other, but Fetch turns around, and slides on the floor, with the knife blade facing Mama. Before she can stop or get out the way, Fetch slams into Mama, and impales her face with the knife through his own head. Fetch is able to stop himself, and lift the dead toy up on his back. He goes to the microwave, and puts Mama in. Fetch shuts the door to the microwave, and inputs a time of 99:99, and starts the timer.
Mama: Oh no...
The mother of the house comes into the kitchen, and finds the microwave on, and the room a mess. She walks up to the microwave, and the screen cuts to outside the window. Then, a loud explosion is heard, and a scream. Mama's remains are shown in the floor of the kitchen, with blood. Fetch is seen in the background, leaving through the window, and having gotten the knife out his mouth.
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Wow, that was pretty good... for a couple of toys.
Skunk: This battle was extremely close, both of these combatants were nearly identical in stats, both could kill humans, both could go fast, both of them were basically even in physical stats, so we had to look into their other attributes.
Skel: To be more specific, we looked at Fetch's tenacity and Mama's powers, which Fetch just had it better.
Skunk: It is hard to explain easily, but we will try to. Fetch may have lacked having powers, but Mama's powers weren't useful against Fetch, and we hear you saying "Couldn't Mama drain Fetch's power?" and through our research, we deduced that Fetch is actually controlled by a soul, and thus draining their power would not cause them to shut off, as the soul is not electrical.
Skel: And due to that, it came down to a fight of endurance, which Fetch took deeply, due to being able to survive as a scrap pile.
Skunk: So in the end, both of these had a fair shot at winning, but Fetch's tenacity and possessed body were just enough to pull out the win more often than Mama could.
Skel: So, I guess you could say that Mama was really "blown-away" by this loss?
Skunk: The winner is Fetch!