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| Season | 4 |
| Season Episode | 10 |
| Air date | 07-31-2023 |
| Written by | Cider621 |
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Description[]
The colossal twist of cute little guys turning into absolute beasts for combat meet for a DEATH BATTLE!
Warning![]
Major Spoilers for Forgotten Land! (And Unleashed, but that game is old)
Connections[]
- Weaker and cute being that became (or in one's case absorbed) into a powerful being
- Elfilin
- Chip
- Were a part of the final boss
- Fecto Elfilis IS the final boss
- The Gaia Colossus put hands on the final boss
- The weaker being was the best friend of the hero and his sidekick
- Kirby and Bandanna Dee
- Sonic and Tails
- Want the opposite for the Earth
- Fecto Elfilis wants to destroy the planet
- Gaia Colossus protects it
- Were big characters in a new (at the time) era for the series they're in
- Forgotten Land is the first main-series 3d Kirby game
- Unleashed is the considered the start of the Boost style
- Took part in a button mashing beam struggle
- They're pure
- Pure Evil
- Pure Good
Intro[]
Wiz: Sometimes, might does not come from size or power
Boomstick: What do you mean Wiz, bigger is better, that's why Texas is the best state
1: Texas isn't the biggest state, 2: This has nothing to do with Texas
Nobody cares about Alaska
Well that just alienated 732.6 thousand people
Texas has m-
We're not talking about states anymore!!
Oh alright, looks are deceiving blah blah blah. Fecto Elfilis, the Ultimate Lifeform from a Forgotten Land
And, the Gaia Colossus, Light Gaia Unleashed
He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick
And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Elfilis[]
The vacuum of space is cold and unwelcoming, who knows what we may find within the vast reaches of it
Like a xenomorph or the predator
In the world of Kirby we can find a beast capable of inter-dimensional travel
And it just so happens that it's favorite pastime is invading planets and wrecking the shit out of them
Which wasn't very good when it eventually found Earth and started destroying everything it found
Obviously Humanity wasn't content with letting everything be destroyed so they managed to capture it
Even in a colorful Nintendo franchise, Humans did what they do best, they experimented on this being to copy it's ability
They quickly became super advanced and also accidentally split it in two
When the being split up the kind half of them became known as Elifilin who escaped and the evil hostile half known as Fecto Forgo remained captured
Eventually the Humans overpopulated and just up and left
Fecto Forgo then began to control the fauna which evolved into the dominant species upon this now forgotten land, to find Elfilin
So it can re-fuse and become Fecto Elfilis, the Ultimate Lifeform...Shadow?!
Given that both Elfilin and Forgo are both technically weaker Elfilis' they should reasonably upscale from both of their abilities
Which is terrifying since Forgo could absorb potentially anything they can absorb inside the goop
As their gross chimera form it forced both Kirby and Bandana Dee to flee as they fought lest they risked absorption
Keeping pace with the two heroes is no small feat even in this slow gross form
After the chimera took enough damage it outright aimed tendrils to grab both Kirby and Bandana Dee
Even though it missed it managed to grab Elfilin
Given that Forgo is just as strong if not stronger than Elfilin it can be assumed their speed and reaction is somewhat equal. Elfilin can perceive and keep up while watching Kirby and Bandana Dee battle. Both of which are capable of piloting the Warp Star which can travel interstellar speed in seconds
Pop-Up: 8.3 trillion x the SoL, is the general speed of the Warp Star
Once absorbing Elfilin, Elfilis forms and they can battle both Kirby and the Orange Spear guy
Fecto Elfilis is vaguely more powerful than Kirby given that Kirby had help and still heavily struggled in the battle with Elfilis
And that's saying a lot considering Kirby has battled people who can just affect interstellar space and a guy possessed by a magic crown which collapsed a universe
Uh, he also needed help to destroy Magolor, but that's not to lessen his feats
Pop-Up: Despite being stated as "Infinite Power" Kirby has been shown to show his limits and needing help plenty of times
Anyway, Elfilis fought evenly with Kirby and Bandana Dee up until they managed to knock him down
When left in a vulnerable state Elfilin can be seen attempting an escape, which Kirby managed to help him achieve
And don't think Elfilis is done and back to Forgo with Elfilin removed, that's when all hell breaks loose
Elfilis grows extremely unstable and starts to fall apart, but they realize this and decide to end it as fast as possible
Yeah, and apparently by ending it as fast as possible is to, open a massive huge dimensional rift and pull two planets together
When opening this portal they brought Popstar and Earth within each others Roche Limits
Or in a much cooler tone, the planets starts to rip each other apart!
Of course outside of throwing a tantrum they do have other abilities in which to fight
Their weapon of choice is a massive winged spear
With this spear they can create plumes of fire and direct meteors
They use their spear to jab into portals which for some reason makes them bigger and duplicates them
Speaking of duplication they can create a very limited amount of copies of themself to allow the real one to heal
Shadow Clones!
Elfilis is also so durable that even when actively collapsing it took the combined might of Kirby, Bandana Dee and, Elfilin to manage to break through their defenses and deliver a killing blow
Not even an interdimensional traveling beast can resist 40 tons of American steel
Pop-Up: No, Elfilis did not actually die from just the truck
Their combined might alone may have been enough to level the universe
Pop-Up: Though Kirby characters are within that level, very few have the raw destructive power to do it all on their own
Even though their return was short-lived, he showed that Pink demon what a legally distinct Ultimate Lifeform is capable of
| “ | The Elfilin we first met was born from a small, compassionate soul that hid behind greater, invasive ambitions. Without a soul to temper its power, the creature's spatial-teleportation ability ran amok, opening mysterious vortices left and right. Now that they're whole again, they're already planning their next invasion... | „ |
Gaia Colossus[]
Since the Dawn of the Earth (Or Mobius? I don't know anymore) 2 beings resided within the world both of which being the incarnations of light and darkness both destined to maintain a cycle of destruction an rebirth for the planet
Yeah but that cycle takes place over like a kagillion years, but then Eggman decided he didn't wanna wait that long and used his giant penis ship
It's not a penis it's made to channel immense amounts of energy into a singular point for precision
So Eggman used his penis ship; to awaken Dark Gaia too early, reminds me of school
Dark Gaia collapsed under it's own mass and spread across the world, but since the incarnation of dark was awakened, it's equal was also summoned
But instead of collapsing under it's own weight instead it started out weakened and with no memory, like me after a night of heavy drinking
Light Gaia had been awakened as a small winged pixie
Lucky for him Sonic had found him, looking abit worse for wear
They quickly started forming a friendship, receiving the name Chip
Throughout their world adventure of restoring Emeralds, Chip managed to regain his memories
Even in this weakened pixie form, he's still rather tough, able to keep up with Base Sonic during the day
Pop-Up: Base Sonic has been stated to be faster than light and had many feats to back it up
He even has force fields which can block from Dark Gaia to protect his new friend
Like Base Sonic, he too can casually survive underneath the crust of the Earth of which the pressure is equal to that of 28 Quintillion tons being atop you (As determined in Sonic VS Rainbow Dash)
But when he and Sonic were cornered he decided to go apeshit, and summon massive temples to form a body for himself, powered by the Chaos Emeralds
The Gaia Colossus fought alongside Super Sonic and even keeping pace with him, remember, Super Sonic was fast enough to move faster than an omnipotent being that exists within all facets of time and space could react
Hell, he overpowered Dark Gaia's force field something Super Sonic couldn't do, and Super Sonic fights Universe and Timeline collapsing foes all the time
Pop-Up: While the Gaia Colossus and Dark Gaia both lack the capabilities to do so, the fact they get Super Sonic scaling puts them within that range of power
Chip did need Super Sonic's help to rip himself free of Dark Gaia's hold
Yeah, then he proceeded to block a massive full-power laser from it then punch the shit out of it
After the defeat of Dark Gaia the cycle could begin anew, unfortunately Chip needed to give up his form too, leaving Sonic with only memories and a few final words
| “ | I'll be here by you, always. A part of the earth you tread. | „ |
Interlude[]
Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all
It's time for a Death battle!
Battle[]
Cue a stormy night on Mobius; Sonic, Kirby, Chip and, Elfilin. The heroes climbed atop a tower laboratory where Fecto Forgo is being contained
Sonic: Is this the thing, Elfilin?
Suddenly they're surrounded by the Beast Pack as Fecto Forgo opens their eyes and breaks free of containment and absorbs the pack, becoming a chimera. Sonic and Kirby prepare to fight, tendrils fire out to absorb them and they all dodge but Elfilin is caught. Sonic and Kirby rush to rescue the little blue guy but they're smacked away and off the tower. Chip used a forcefield to defend himself.
Chip: Sonic! Kirby! Chip looks over at the forming Ultimate Lifeform as his necklace glows the temples start to float to him
After a few moments a stare down of massive proportions begins
The Gaia Colossus slams his hand down upon the fusion assuming he’ll simply crush the monster, only to feel fierce resistance and his hand knocked away. Elfilis flies backwards and makes phantom copies of their spears and fires them, Gaia blocks with his arms as the spears stick right in; he then uses his other arm to throw a massive punch. Elfilis attempts to block this attack like they did before only to be blindsided by the might of the colossus, their entire body hit and knocked far into the horizon
Sonic and Kirby who were working on reclimbing the tower see this and stare in awe
Sonic: Kirby, let Chip handle this, let’s handle the rest of the pack
They continue to scale the tower to face off the remnant of the beast pack
Gaia pursues the launched fusion, only to find massive portals opening up around him, and meteors made up of debris from Sonic’s world thrown at him, due to his massive size he makes an easy target. Elfilis squints and summons a large meteor nearly the very size of the colossus and scores a direct hit. The fusion glares as their spear grows hot and engulfed in flame as they charge directly at the stunned colossus jabbing it directly into him and dragging it through. Chip grunts in pain and reels backward then suddenly thrusts forward to buck Elfilis off of him. Gaia proceeds to slam his fist down, which spikes Elfilis into the ground leaving a massive crater. Elfilis lifts their head up and recovers only to find a massive shadow looming above it as Gaia attempts to crush them under his feet. Elfilies quickly flies around to avoid the feet and the resulting swings of Gaia, repelling some. They counter-attack by firing phantom spears into the Colossus, they jab their spear into a portal which spawns portals around Gaia who prepares for meteors only for a giant spear to jab out and pierce into it harming him and allowing Elfilis to make a get away for another tactic. Elfilis spawns clones of itself and spreads out, forming an ear-wing shield to heal itself, Gaia swings around destroying two of the clones before realizing the real one and swings his fist, only for Elfilis to re-emerge, healed up some and fly away.
Gaia Colossus: You’re not getting away!
Gaia charges after the seemingly fleeing alien only to see them turn on a dime and charge, their spear jutted out they manage to dodge Gaia’s attempted retaliation and jab directly into the chest. Gaia’s own inertia working against it as the spear jabs in deep, Elfilis then squints as the spear is engulfed in flames, only to stare in shock as the heat seems to do nothing more than the original attack. Chip takes time to recover from the massive blow, as Elfilis snaps out of their shock and starts pulling the spear back, just before they can leave a massive hand smashes them to the colossus as if they were a big bug they’re disoriented as they fall to the ground. Gaia proceeds to aims his chest at the falling alien and charge up light, shooting the spear out of his body and at Elfilis. The spear stops mid-air as Elfilis glares and grabs their spear again, opening many portals to pelt meteors at Gaia, they then try to heal again.
Gaia Colossus: Oh no you don’t! Gaia guards from the meteors and as the huge one appears Not this time! They throw a massive punch shattering the meteor and they keep the punch going to smash Elfilis before they can fully heal and slams them directly into the ground, shaking the very planet
Gaia lifts his hand to find Elfilis completely collapsed, and orb appearing on their back with Elfilin trapped inside
Gaia Colossus: Elfilin! He attempts to grab the orb, dexterity seems to be a problem
Elfilis wakes up and realizes what Gaia is trying to do, telekinetically lifting their spears and charges it up and with all their telekinetic might they plunge it into Gaia’s arm it slips right rough and spins as it does so. Chip yells out in pain as half his arm is destroyed and collapses off of him as Elfilin is reabsorbed. Elfilis then flies away and starts pelting Gaia with meteors, he finds it hard to block these while missing half an arm.
Gaia thinks “It can’t have too much stamina left, if I can get another good hit, I might be able to free Elfilin…” Which is easier said than done as Elfilis realized this too, and is doing their best to keep the colossus at a distance, and going for another massive hit to get closer to the win, they think “This massive beast. Mightier than expected. I cannot let work go unfinished.”
Elfilis then summons two large meteors, Gaia charges a punch and destroys one but then is hit by the second. That’s Elfilis’ opening as they charge with intent to kill, Gaia recovers sooner than expected however and swings his hand causing Elfilis to change course and swing their spear at another target. One of Gaia’s legs separates from his body and collapses onto the ground. Elfilis attempts to make their getaway before Gaia uses their other leg to kick them up into the air, then using their good fist to slam them into the ground.
Elfilin is revealed once again as Gaia makes his way to free him, despite being fatigued, his literal building physiology is really good being usable despite losing limbs.
Gaia grabs the ears of Elfilis and swings them around to knock Elfilin loose, which eventually does fling Elfilin free as Gaia drops the other half to catch him. Elfilin breaks free and shakes his head.
Elfilin: After regaining stability he looks at the colossus and goes “OnO!?”
Gaia Colossus: It’s me Chip.
Elfilin: Woah! What happened to yo-
Elfilis rises up angrily, they’re melting about to collapse
Gaia Colossus: Shouldn’t it be back to the weird big headed thing-
There’s really no-time to explain as they fly away and raise their spear, a massive portal opening and Planet Popstar is shown. Mobius and Popstar’s gravities interact with each other as they’re both within the Roche limit. Which starts to pull the planets apart
Gaia and Elfilin look in horror before Gaia starts to charge as pieces of Kirby’s world crash into part of Sonic’s world, loops colliding with spiral pillars, Elfilis summoning shadow versions of the Beast Pack that it absorbed as well as more meteors to slow Gaia
Gaia Colossus: Being slowed by all the chaos ensuing, has a moment to think about how hard Sonic would be fighting against Elfilis should he have been the opponent Sonic… He gets a burst of determination and throws no-selling meteors colliding into him, pieces of his body falling off as he punches away larger meteors as he approaches Elfilis Take this monster!!!
As Gaia charges the biggest punch he can muster, Elfilis does the same and summons a humongous meteor. Chip screams as he attempts to overpower the meteor, Elfilis squints and puts a huge amount of effort and blasts the meteor apart along with Gaia’s other arm stopping his momentum
Elfilin: NO!
Elfilin rides atop Gaia’s head and envelops him in a blue energy while screaming, using his full power to help defeat his other half, that blue energy proceeds to mix with green energy as Gaia proceeds to charge in with a massive headbutt. Elflis attempts one final defense as both Gaia and Elfilin give everything they’ve got as the worlds around them fade to white. Elflis is eradicated as the Colossus collapses completely leaving only Chip and Elfilin to land in Popstar.
They both watch as Mobius is fast approaching, Elfilin proceeds to sacrifice himself to close the link between worlds as Chip quickly flies to return to Mobius
Elfilin: Chip!
Chip turns to listen
Elfilin: Tell Kirby, thank you, for everything.
Chip: He nods I will! He then returns to Mobius as the portals close
Sonic and Kirby catch up to where Chip exits
KO!!!!
Results[]
RULE BROKEN, OUTSIDE HELP OUTSIDE H- *smack* OW
We’ll get to the elephant in the room later, for now we’ll explain how it got to this point starting with their stat trinity
Kirby characters are fast, there’s no doubt about that
But, when compared to Sonic characters, they’re largely outclassed. Even if they’re scaled directly to the Warp Star which can move at 8.3 trillion times the Speed of Light, Gaia Colossus however has concrete speed scaling with Super Sonic who is Immeasurably fast
Lucky for Elfilis, Gaia colossus is still a big giant building and those are hard to miss
That’s true, especially considering Elfilis’ versatility and range, both of which outclass the Gaia Colossus
But, that fire ability was mostly useless, even when in pixie form Chip was able to operate just fine under the crust of Mobius
Which is just Earth; 3,000 years in the future. Under the crust, the heat the outer mantle generates reaches up to 1000°C ...or 1832°F for people like Boomstick
And as an expert on lighting up fires, Fecto Elfilis’ flames seem to be red, the coldest fire
And while reaching temperatures of 800°C that’s still not enough to affect Chip, let alone that he wasn’t even reacting to the heat of the mantle, so his tolerance might be much higher.
Pop-Up: The average human can deal with heat 1.3x hotter than their ideal temperature before reaching dangerous levels, and 1.5x hotter before it becomes fatal. Chip, being a deity, can likely deal with temperatures much higher than even his highest showing. Meanwhile even using just the human multiplier, Elfilis’ flames would need to be 1.8x hotter.
What about Elfilis being able to over-power Kirby?
Kirby IS definitely a power-house, and given that even he needed help to take Elfilis down, that is reliable scaling. Meanwhile Gaia, scales to another power-house that being Super Sonic
Surely Kirby battling Universe busters is reliable enough
It certainly is, BUT Super Sonic has an edge, at the time of his and Gaia’s fight with Dark Gaia. He had already fought a Multiversal threat.
“But Wiz Sonic’s Multiverse can’t be that much bigger than Kirby’s”
That might be true on base level, a normal response would be Kirby’s Multiverse is at least 4 Universes big meanwhile Sonic’s is at least 6 universes big, let alone Infinite Multiverse claims by Tails
Pop-Up: Aside from Tailstube, an Infinite Multiverse is being heavily hinted at
And also Gaia was able to break through Dark Gaia’s shield something Super Sonic couldn’t making him scale above Super Sonic’s brute strength
Pop-Up: The Gaia Colossus, does not scale to the raw power of Super Sonic but it does to his strength. However, Fecto Elfilis is the same, making Gaia’s scaling superior to Elfilis’
As well as a massive experience gap, see, while Fecto Elfilis’ age is not outright stated they’re still dated pretty short-term with 30+ years at the minimum and there’s nothing really to go off of to say they’re much older than that, if we were to stretch and make their life-span double that of their minimum they’d be around 60
But that’s nothing considering Chip has been in his cycle of fighting and rebirth for MILLIONS of years
We also have to consider their body types
Are we gonna shame them?
No? I’m only saying that Fecto Elfilis’ body while clearly not Earthly in nature shows physical damage and fatigue… And the Gaia Colossus is a building
Yeah, I mean destroying the building to get to the pixie inside is an option, that’s easier said than done considering it will be fighting back while being destroyed
Pop-Up: While Dark Gaia was able to defeat the Colossus all at once, it was mostly with beam attacks or the nature of being equal in size, it even tries to tear it apart at one point
And that leads us to the Elfilin in the room, would freeing Elfilin and subsequently being used to fight Elfilis be considered outside help
Well, he’s a fusion so Elfilin is a different entity entirely
Not necessarily, see, as stated earlier Fecto Elfilis was one entity, Forgo and Elfilin didn’t exist it was a lab accident that created and split them apart
So them coming together isn’t really a fusion and more like
Reforming a true form, but that would also lead to Elfilis’ biggest weakness
If Elfilin is freed, he is 100% betraying… himself?
Looks like the Ultimate Lifeform of the Kirbyverse just couldn’t stack up to this colossal task
The winner is the Gaia Colossus
Condensed Reasoning[]
Fecto Elfilis[]
Loser
+More versatility
+Better range
+More agile
+Harder to hit due to size
-Immeasurably Slower
-Weaker
-Less Durable
-Has much less experience
-Worse and less reliable scaling
-Physiology is much more susceptible to fatigue
-If Elfilin is freed he will swap sides
Gaia Colossus[]
Winner
+Immeasurably Faster
+Stronger
+More Durable
+Much larger
+Has much more experience
+Better and more reliable scaling
+Physiology is well-suited to endure alot
+Will gain an ally if Elfilin is freed
-Limited amount of attacks
-No ranged attacked (Off-set by size advantage)
-Size makes him and easy target
Next Time[]
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