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Season | 1 |
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Season Episode | 1 |
Air date | 8/19/2022 |
Written by | BigShark81913 |
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Father vs Father is a What-If? Death Battle written by BigShark81913, featuring Father from Fullmetal Alchemist and Father from Codename: Kids Next Door.
Description[]
Fullmetal Alchemist vs Codename: Kids Next Door! Some fathers are downright awful, abusive, and selfish, but these daddies are downright evil. Will Homunculus show Father “Devine Order”, or will Benedict cook up Father?
Interlude[]
[(Now Playing: Wiz and Boomstick)]
Wiz: Father, the Dwarf from the Flask.
Boomstick: And Benedict Uno, the evil father from down the lane.
Wiz: Fathers are seen as caring, kind and helpful, but these two fathers are cruel and heartless, stopping at nothing to achieve their villainous goals.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And It's our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Father Always Creates Another Stone in Death Battle![]
[(Now Playing: Fortify) - Fullmetal Alchemist]
Wiz: Long ago in the kingdom of Xerxes, a king desired to become immortal. This would lead him to creating the Homunculus, a mysterious being that had to live in a flask to survive.
Boomstick: But, it turns out that this little jar gremlin was created with the blood of a nameless slave! This slave was later named Van Hohenheim. Jeez, aren't there labor laws in this universe?
Wiz: I'm not... actually sure. Anyways, Homunculus, now know as the Dwarf in the Flask, began to teach the slave basic facts like mathematics and reading. And then there's the not so normal stuff, such as Alchemy.
Boomstick: I've tried Alchemy before! Sure, it didn't go well, but I tried!
Meanwhile, a small, creature labeled "Boomstick's Monster" stumbles into the room, and begins to shriek.
Boomstick: Speak of the devil.
Boomstick shakes the corpse of the monster off of his arm, and it falls to the floor.
Boomstick: There we go, it's finally gone.
Wiz: Okay... The Dwarf in the Flask knew everything, due to being made with a Fragment of Truth. Because word got out of Homunculus' great intellect and and the king of Xerxes decided to bring him in for a meeting.
Boomstick: The Dwarf gave the good old royal a choice: He could gain immortality by destroying towns and villages, killing everybody within during the process. This was so the jar of juice could create a massive transmutation circle.
Wiz: After the process was completed, the king realized that he wasn't being rewarded for his slaughter. Instead, he was just another ingredient for Dwarf's evil plot.
Boomstick: Dwarf and Hohenheim got turned into living philosopher stones, "blessing" them with amazing power, and it also turned Dwarf's image into the exact same of Hohenheim's.
Wiz: However, Hohenheim didn't like the way that Dwarf tricked him, so he had ditched him. Even though he was one of the most powerful beings in the world, Dwarf desired to become more powerful. He wanted to become god.
Boomstick: To obtain this crazy goal, Dwarf decided to help grow an entire country. Wow, that's pretty kind! Oh wait, he just destroyed it. Cheeky little gremlin.
Wiz: Dwarf had destroyed the country as another mass sacrifice in his quest to ultimate power. He had manipulated the government and citizens into trusting him until he could turn their homeland into a massive transmutation circle.
Boomstick: Since the amount of souls he needed to sacrifice for the ritual to join the Sun's Gate of Truth was real high, Dwarf, who changed his name to Father, decided to slaughter any innocents who tried to stop him.
Wiz: However, Hohenheim had started his own plan about the same time Father was working on his mass sacrifice. He was building his own giant transmutation circle.
Boomstick: The big circle had released all of the souls Father had consumed, which took away his godlike powers and his body could not take the energy, which broke his body down like a car. After this, he had been sent to the dark void he came from.
Wiz: Because he's a living philosopher's stone, Father has a load of abilities on his side. Unlike the normal user of Alchemy, Father does not need a transmutation circle and can use Alchemy without moving.
Popup: Alchemy allows Father to manipulate the Earth around him, giving him the ability to create structures from stone, changing a state of matter to another, and even patching up major damage.
Boomstick: Father can also manipulate Alchemic energy, giving him the skills such as creating massive blasts and protective shields.
Wiz: Thanks to all of the souls he contains inside of his body, he can regenerate from most damage, as the souls will protect him from succumbing to his wounds.
Boomstick: It's really hard to damage Father, with all of his regeneration crap and his ability to redirect attacks.
Popup: In the kingdom he created, Amestris, Father can essentially turn off another's Alchemy if they are not on his side.
Wiz: Father also created the Homunculi to remove his emption from his body, which are based on the Seven Deadly Sins. And in return, all of his "children" gained remarkable superpowers.
Boomstick: Wait, what? Eww...
Wiz: Ahem, Father has also used the 50 million souls he had collected to absorb the Sun's Gate of Truth, turning him into a literal god.
Boomstick: Father became a master of Alchemy, and he gained various powerful abilities from his godhood. Dwarfie could now manipulate weather, being able to control the deadly forces of the skies above.
Wiz: Now, Father can also mold humans into disgusting creatures like a ball of clay.
Boomstick: Sorry Wiz, but what the heck? Molding people like clay? I can feel that 4th beer coming out soon.
Wiz: Hold it in, Boomstick. The camera already broke today.
Boomstick: Ugghh, let's just move on. Finally, Father can create a little baby sun in the palm of his hand, which has a massive amount of destructive force.
Wiz: As a literal god now, Father has some impressive feats up his sleeves. Father has cultivated an entire country, only to destroy the entire thing as a sacrifice.
Boomstick: Father has also defeated Edward Elric, who has survived an explosion that destroyed an iron cannon and dodged missiles! Not to mention, the little blondie has also cut an entire robot into two pieces.
Wiz: Father has also killed Greed, who destroyed entire platoons of soldiers and massive tanks single handily, and has survived being hit by a rocket launcher.
Boomstick: Father could catch and redirect Scar's Destruction Alchemy, which is known for, well, destroying things! Don't really think I had to explain that one.
Wiz: Father has also created a miniature sun, which was almost as hot as the original sun up in space. This would easily burn and melt anything it could touch, and easily destroy flesh.
Boomstick: Don't say destroy flesh with pride. That sounds disgusting, and I downright hate it!
Wiz: Boomstick, shut up.
Boomstick: Fine...
Wiz: Father has also obtained the Sun's Gates of Truth, which transformed him into a god, adding much more power to his skillset.
Boomstick: Lastly, Father could easily destroy a large part of a building, which is pretty impressive.
Wiz: Despite his impressive feats, Father has many faults. He tends to seriously underestimate humans, which could lead him down the path of failure.
Boomstick: If his energy is completely depleted, he drops dead as a doornail! Finally, he will die if he absorbs too much energy.
Wiz: However, Father is a dangerous force, and he is not meant to be messed with.
“When you notice an insect on the ground, do you stop to consider it a fool? The life of an insect is so beneath you that it would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it. That would be an accurate summation of my feelings towards you humans.”
Father Is Most Displeased With Death Battle![]
[(Now Playing: Kids Next Door Theme 3) - Cartoon Network]
Wiz: A lot of children think that their parents are evil and plot against them. Imagine if they actually did.
Boomstick: Welcome to the universe of Codename: Kids Next Door, where your parents are evil and actually try to kill you. Wait, what the-
Wiz: An operation of secret agent kids stands against these evil adults, fighting for justice in their lives. However, one adult prevented these children from gaining their goal: The Grandfather.
Boomstick: This tyrannical old fart had enough power to single-handily defeat every child that ever opposed him. Should beating up kids be considered illegal? Or does that not apply when you’re a villain?
Wiz: Pretty sure that villains don’t have that rule. Anyways, Grandfather captured all of the children and forced them to work in his Tapioca factories, so that he could feed the other adults.
Boomstick: Grandfather had two children: Benedict and Monty. Benedict was a big coward, and Monty continuously rebelled against Grandfather.
Wiz: During an escape attempt with Monty, the brothers discovered an instruction manual for combating evil adult tyranny. This was the Book of KND, and it inspired Monty to create the Kids Next Door operation to defeat Grandfather.
Boomstick: During the final clash against Grandfather, Benedict turned down Monty's request to help him defeat the adults and decided to grow up to become a villain in fear of Grandfather.
Wiz: Many years later as an adult, Benedict, now called Father, had successfully captured Sector Z, one of the most skilled sectors in the entire Kids Next Door corporation. After taking them into captivity, Father had brainwashed the children and turned them into his adoptive children, the tyrants known as The Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
Boomstick: Over the years, this despicable dad battled the Kids Next Door various times, until he had once emerged victorious. He had used a machine he had built to turn every KND operative into animals, until a new recruit named Tommy Gilligan had foiled his plot. Basically, Tommy had removed his DNA sample from the Code Module, which didn't allow Father's machine to work on him.
Wiz: However, while Tommy had quit the KND due to his DNA sample being removed, Father had inserted his sample into the machine, inserting him into the operation as an operative. Father had used this advantage to become the KND headmaster, until his plans were foiled by children. Again.
Boomstick: This guy keeps being beat by children? Haha, weak.
Wiz: One day, Father had stolen the Code Module and used it to bring Grandfather back from decommissioning, hoping that he would be proud of him and help him get rid of the Kids Next Door forever. But, Grandfather saw how pathetic a villain his son was, and created an infection that turns people into old people.
Boomstick: Every single KND operative and villain on the planet got infected, except for Nigel Uno and, surprise, Monty Uno. Monty was a legend amongst the entire Kids Next Door corporation, and they all knew him as Numbuh 1, the one who discovered the Book of KND.
Wiz: In the end of the day, Nigel and his father defeated Grandfather and saved the day once and for all. That was, until the rest of the cartoon. I mean, nothing ever changes, right?
Boomstick: Anyways, Father has terrorized children across the world with his remarkable powers. Father's main use of offensive attacks is fire. Literally just fire.
Wiz: However, he can do many different things with this fire. He can emit flames from his body, kind of like the Human Torch from Marvel Comics.
Boomstick: Ouch. Shouldn't lighting yourself on fire hurt? Like, a lot?
Wiz: Not if you're resistant to it. Speaking of which, Father also has an immunity to fire-based attacks, because he can absorb or tank the flames fired at him.
Boomstick: Father can create slings of fire that he can control at will, and burn people alive with it. MWAHAHAHA!
Wiz: Boomstick, are you ok?
Boomstick proceeds to chug down a can of beer, squeeze it until it is crushed, and tosses it back onto the floor.
Boomstick: Yep. *BURP*
Wiz: Okaaaay... Father can also create fireballs at will and fire it towards people, and they will also trail behind the designated target.
Boomstick: This dad can also make a massive beam of fire to blast at people, making it a very powerful ranged attack to strike the quickest of foes.
Wiz: Father can randomly light things around him on fire, and he can do this by only using his mind.
Boomstick: Father can also turn himself into a ball of fire, which greatly increases his speed and his fire manipulation skills.
Wiz: Benedict can create copies of himself that look similar to his original self, which have all of the abilities of his normal self. However, they are defeated with one good hit.
Boomstick: Finally with his fire abilities, Father can create hands out of green fire and can grab people to stop them from moving.
Wiz: Father also has impressive imitation skills, as he is able to shape-shift his head into whoever he mocks and sounds exactly like them.
Boomstick: Father can also soar to great heights with his ability to fly, which is, well, pretty self-explanatory.
Wiz: Father also can put his mind to good use by using telekinesis, which allows him to lift far away objects with only his mind.
Boomstick: If you thought we were done with his list of powers, just stay still.
Wiz: Whenever Father's pipe is removed from his mouth, he begins to mutate into a gigantic, monstrous winged beast. This is Father's Dragon Form.
Boomstick: This form allows him to fly way faster, and breath scorching beams of fire from his toothy mouth. He also still retains all of his normal abilities, which I guess is an added bonus. Father's also got some impressive feats too.
Wiz: Father could easily overpower and defeat the entirety of Sector V, and could also defeat various other operatives.
Boomstick: His fire is shown to be pretty powerful, being able to easily cut through tough metals and melt things in his mere presence!
Wiz: Father could also destroy an entire forest in one second with ease, and burnt an entire spaceship with one blast.
Boomstick: Father has also survived falling down onto Earth from literal orbit above the atmosphere, and tanked a hit that shattered a metal wall.
Wiz: Finally, in his Dragon Form, Father's fire breath could reach space in a matter of seconds! Despite his powerful feats, Benedict Uno has some faults as well.
Boomstick: Father has a weakness towards cold things such as ice cream, which is kind of expected, seeing how he is a fire manipulator.
Wiz: He also has uncontrollable anger issues, often causing him to be blunt with his attacks.
Boomstick: Finally, he has a huge weakness of broccoli, and even the mere thought of it causes a panic attack.
Wiz: Even though he has strong weaknesses, Father is extremely evil, and nobody can tell you otherwise.
Boomstick: Hey, at least he's better than my stepdad!
- “You… Big… JERK! NOW YOU’VE MADE ME ANGRY! VERY, VERY ANGRY- Ah, forget it. You can wrestle with Pappy yourself, Monty. I’m going to get some rocky road.”
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
The camera cuts to a small village, where citizens flock the area, executing chores to supplement the village. However, a meteor-like object falls from the sky, burning down every house around the area. As the smoke clears, a silhouette of an adult smoking a pipe walks out of the massive crater, laughing like a madman. “This is the perfect place to start production!” The man chuckled, walking with his hands behind his back. This was Benedict Uno, and he was ready to conquer this village.
Villagers flee as Benedict Uno burned down each of their beloved homes one by one, until some sort of man walked out from the midst of the destruction. "Huh? Who are you?" Benedict snarled, creating a small ball of fire in his hand. The man only chuckled. "I am your god, the one who will always be above you." the man remarked, donning white garments and long, yellow hair. Homonculus was clearly not scared of the other. "Whaddya need this land for, jerk? Can't you see there's nothing left?" Benedict replied, pipe rattling as he spoke.
"..."
"The sacrifice shall begin!"
Homonculus lifted his arm, and electricity began to crackle around it.
"Fine then, we'll play it your way!"
Both combatants rush at each other and prepare to engage in combat!
FIGHT![]
Homonculus jabs Benedict in the chest, and proceeds to punch him and kick him back through the rubble. However, he got back up and flew towards the dwarf and punched him in the gut, pushing him back a few inches. Stepping his foot down, Homonculus chuckled as a massive stone pillar erupted from the ground, pushing Father high up into the sky. Crashing down into the dirt, Benedict groaned as the dwarf stared at him. “Pitiful.” He mumbled, until a burst of fire flew up from Benedict and he brought himself back up.
Making a fist and lifting his arm up, Benedict laughed maniacally as he put his hands together and fired a scorching fire beam at Homonculus, which he had deflected with a round shield covering his body. When the shield was deactivated, a massive beam of fire sliced off Homonculus’ left arm as he began to groan. “Hahaha! Looks like I disarmed you!” Benedict began to laugh, until the dwarf’s arm completely reformed, much to Benny’s surprise. "Puny human." Father said, suddenly lighting his arm on fire and preparing to strike Benedict. As he punched, he realized... he had disappeared? Homonculus began to look around, and saw Father floating above him. He split into a massive circle of clones that surrounded the dwarf, and they are zipped towards him while laughing maniacally. However, Father managed to fend the clones off, killing all of them with simple punches and jabs. As Benedict flew back up into the air while growling, Homonculus lifted his arm out and two massive stone slabs emerged from the ground, folding and crushing Benny.
At last, the battle was over, and Homonculus could continue his takeover. Until the two slabs were pried open by Father within, yelling as massive flames blasted out from his body. "YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY!" Benedict shouted, scorching every home down to dust. He fired a massive fireball directly at Homonculus' chest, toppling him over and scorching his chest. However the wound reformed and he stood in a firm position. The dust that used to be the little village hut flew right behind him, forging a massive cannon that tilted towards Benedict. After charging up, a massive cannon ball flew out of the hole, hurling towards Father. Despite this massive weapon of iron heading towards him, he lifted his arm out and instantly melted it, laughing during the process.
However, Father had reformed the melted iron into a sword and launched it towards Benedict. The Father swerved around and grabbed the blade, until Homonculus shifted it into a hammer and it slammed him in the head. “HGAAHHH!” Benedict yelled as he dropped to the dirt, writhing in pain. “Fool. Now ask yourself this: What is an old man to a god?”
“Old man.”
”Old man.”
“Old man.”
These words echoed in the angered dad’s head.
“OLD MAN?!?!?”
The evil father from down the lane brought himself back to his feet, shifting his anger directly into his eyes.
”NOBODY CALLS ME OLD MAN!!!!!”
A massive blast of fire erupted from the back of Benedict, as he screamed with rage. Speeding directly into the prideful dwarf’s face, he delivered a blow so powerful it launched Homonculus miles back directly into the side of a mountain. The mountain crumbled into little boulders as the damaged dwarf fell into the dirt. Groaning, he looked up and could see a massive flame erupting from the remains of the destroyed village, as it was blasted forward along with Benedict.
Slowly morphing into a ball of fire, Benedict scorched everything in his pathway, destroying this once beautiful village. As Homonculus prepared for this attack, he began to crackle with electricity as some wind blew his hair up. Benedict’s yells echoed throughout the air as he sped towards his target, until he struck.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
A massive blast of fire struck throughout all corners of the valley, instantly scorching everything in sight. Trees, animals, and the runaway civilians were all burnt down into ash, as the green grass of the Earth slowly died. However… Homonculus had blocked? His shield was shattered, sure, but he remained unscathed. “Wha-“ Benedict said as he was suddenly struck by lightning, courtesy of the dwarf. He was stunned and still levitating, until Homonculus surrounded his arm with electricity as he punched Benedict directly in the gut.
”AHHHHHHHH!” Benedict shrieked as he was sent flying into a burning field with grey, dead grass, falling face first into the dirt. Still ready to fight, he pushed himself up and coughed a bit, removing some dirt from his pipe. As Homonculus walked over and began to laugh, Benedict threw a punch that Homonculus easily dodged. Repeating these punches, they were all dodged until he landed one directly in Homonculus’ face, pushing him back a bit and causing some blood to trickle down from his nose.
“JUST DIE ALREADY!” Benedict yelled, as he began to tear at Homonculus’ flesh. Ripping him apart, from his two arms and some of his intestines, Father was completely full of rage. Covered with blood, he ripped out his guts… until the dwarf completely regenerated. Gaining his flare again, Benedict flew towards Homonculus until he activated another shield and he crashed directly into the bubble shield. The shield deactivated and Homonculus grabbed Benny by the neck, squeezing it. “Prepare for your doom, vermin.” he laughed, as Benedict began to gag. Before he lost his breath and fainted, Father cast two blasts of green fire which compacted into fists that grabbed Homonculus, turned him over, and pushed him into the ground. Preparing for the kill, Benedict split into five clones that formed a circle around the trapped foe. Each clone fired a beam of fire, leaving a massive blaze where Homonculus once stood.
As the dust cleared, there was no trace of Father. Benedict absorbed the clones and looked down at the hole, and realized… nothing was there? Homonculus walked from behind and punched Benedict in the back with another electric fist. Spinning around, Benedict performed a backhand slap on Homonculus’ face, and retorted with a punch, which was grabbed by Homonculus as he broke his right hand.
“GAHHHH!!!” Benedict yelled, before lunging towards Homonculus, pinning him to the ground. “I’LL KILL YOU!” he began to scream as his voice echoed throughout the cold, dead air. Benedict began to punch the dwarf in the face repeatedly, until a stone slab slammed into his back and pulled him away, trapping him underground. “Fool! You do not realize what power I possess!” Homonculus chuckled, and then started to walk away.
Meanwhile underground, Father was being compacted by the stone controlled by the dwarf. Yelling, he began to accept his fate until… his pipe snapped.
“GRAAAHHHHH!”
Fire breached the ground as Homonculus turned around, gasping. The black silhouette of a hand came out of the newly formed hole, and then it morphed into a claw. Pulling himself up, his head began to gradually morph into a lizard-esque face with sharp teeth. Sprouting wings, the newly formed creature lifted its head into the air and let out a massive roar. “A dragon?” Homonculus gasped as he saw the new transformation.
Benedict charged a flame up in his mouth, and spit a beam of it towards Homonculus, striking him backwards. He flew towards him and growled, grabbing the dwarf by the leg with his claw. He began to fly a slight bit over the ground, dragging Homonculus’ face in the dirt. Blood spewed from every hole in his face, leaving a trail of crimson blood in the dirt. Tossing the dwarf to the ground, the dragon split into five again, and each blasted beams of fire from their mouths. However, Homonculus deflected it with a shield again, firing it into the dragon’s eyes and tipping him over. “Looks like one of us has the advantage now.” Homonculus remarked.
Roaring, the dragon soared into the air and loaded itself with fire, and then sped towards Homonculus. Preparing for the attack, the dwarf lifted his hands behind his back and formed a small ball and his hand that turned into a laser. He fired the beam, but it was countered by Benedict's fire beam. This time, Homonculus set his foot down and pushed a tall stone pillar up into the dragon's stomach, sending him off course into the ground. The dragon pulled himself back up, and just as Homonculus was about to strike him, he chomped in the air.
The dwarf’s legs fell off as Benedict swallowed them, despite knowing they would regrow. Yelling, Homonculus’ legs began to grow back as he stood back up, clearly angered. Electricity crackled around his body as his hair began to blow upwards again, as he sped towards the dragon who had just flown away. Firing Alchemy beams at Benedict, sweat poured from his brow as he attacked the dragon. Lifting his fist out, the dwarf yelled as a bolt of lightning struck Benedict, stunning him and dropping him down to the remains of the destroyed village from earlier. Grunting, Benedict hopped back up and began to wheeze, coughing out smoke from the fire breath. Electricity cracked from the air and Homonculus appeared and lifted his arm out, forming the fire surrounding the area into floating swords. The swords flew towards Benedict and attempted to slash at him, but the dragon was too quick for them to land a hit. Until, suddenly...
SLASH!
Benedict's arm fell to the floor, bleeding like crazy. He howled in pain, which sparked more anger and had his flame grow bigger. Homonculus lifted his arm out and formed a small ball of fire. He had created a miniature sun in the palm of his hand. Shifting into multiple clones yet again, Benedict roared and charged fire in his mouth. "Now I'll show you why you respect a god!" Homonculus yelled, before firing the sun towards the dragons. It shifted past one of them as he began to laugh, until the sun turned around and impaled it through the chest, instantly killing it. One of the dragons shot a beam of fire towards the dwarf, which hit him and pushed him backwards. Healing the burn marks on his chest, Homonculus redirected the mini sun and struck another dragon in the cheek, blowing through it's face and killing it. The real Benedict roared and grabbed the dwarf with his massive hand and stuck him into the dirt. The mini sun trailed behind one of the clones and struck it in the back, causing it to instantly die and crash into the ground.
All of the dragon clones were dying; being instantly destroyed by the miniature sun. Only the true Benedict was left, and he needed to end this match soon. He roared again as he was about to strike the killing blow on his trapped foe, until the dirt began to shift and Homonculus leaped from the ground. He crackled with electricity yet again, and he electrocuted the dragon. The dwarf cast his arm out and formed a tornado, sucking Benedict in as he yelped. The dragon spun around until he was kicked in the throat by Homonculus, and he grabbed his foot and swung him around. Benedict pulled himself back up as he began to breathe fire beams, which spun around in the circle and scorched everything that was sucked in. Homonculus began to fire more Alchemy beams towards Benedict, which had struck him and launched him upwards.
Both Fathers formed fists and punched each other at the same time, and then began to rapidly punch and kick each other.
Bam!
Crack!
Bang!
Pow!
Smash!
Crunch!!!
Benedict had overpowered Homonculus and sent him launching from the tornado, completely destroying the creation of wind and water. Homonculus had crashed down into the burning wasteland, bruised and bleeding. Benedict had crashed down as well, except he landed on his feet. The dwarf lifted himself back up as Benedict split into hundreds of clones, all ready to attack. Homonculus lifted his arm up and created another mini sun, except this time it was massive. As the dragons began to fly towards him, ready to attack, the dwarf crushed the false sun, creating a massive supernova.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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...
Only dust remained. The dwarf regrew his limbs and healed his bruises, prepared for his takeover of what used to be the small village. Except, he had a black arm sticking through his chest. "Gahh..." Homonculus choked, as blood began to trickle down his mouth. Benedict fired a flare from his arm, leaving a massive hole within his body. He then grew the blast, completely melting the Dwarf in the Flask.
Benedict fell to the floor and coughed for a bit. He began to chuckle and begin laughing like a maniac as he brought himself up to his knees.
The world wasn't safe anymore.
KO!!![]
Ending Screen A features Benedict moving on to the next nearby village, mercilessly burning everything in sight down to ash.
Ending Screen B features the dust that used to be Homonculus blowing away in the wind, eventually being blown into the sky.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: I hope this doesn't start a flame war. Hehehe.
Wiz: This was a very tricky matchup to decipher. While Homonunclus was a very strong opponent, everything he did would easily anger Benedict, which powers him.
Boomstick: Even though the dwarf could easily kill physically powerful characters such as Greed, Benedict could damage Grandfather who survived being crushed by the moon!
Wiz: Every single time the dwarf attacked Benedict, he would become angrier which would add more to his power! And with Father's clones being destroyed with one hit, they are merely physical copies of Benedict and so Homonunclus could not feed off of their souls.
Boomstick: And even if Alchemy could keep Benedict at bay, his anger would eventually lead him to victory.
Wiz: The Dwarf in the Flask had the edge in experience and intelligence, but Benedict's skill in every other category gave him the win.
Boomstick: I guess Dwarfie isn't coming back with the milk!
Wiz: Boomstick, that wasn't funny. Anyways, the winner is Benedict Uno.
- Father (KND) (Winner)
- + Stronger
- + Faster
- + Higher Durability
- + Anger = Growing Power
- + Arsenal
- - Intelligence
- - Experience
- Father (FMA) (Loser)
- + Experience
- + Intelligence
- + Mini Sun Could Be Helpful
- - Arsenal
- - Lower Durability
- - Slower
- - Not As Strong
Next Time[]
Claptrap: "I am rubber, and you are so dead!"
Emerl: “You can laugh all you want. I'm here to defeat you and bring this to an end!”
Claptrap: "Trouncy, flouncy... founcy... those aren't words."
Emerl: “Let’s blow this taco stand!”
Trivia[]
- The connections between Father and Father are that they are both evil fathers to an evil team who they consider their “children” and usually send them out to do the evil tasks (The Homunculi/The Delightful Children From Down The Lane) and are related by blood to the fathers of the main protagonists (Van Hohenheim and Edward Elric/Monty Uno and Numbuh 1). Both also have the ability to manipulate the elements.
- The fight would animation be hand-drawn, akin to both's origins.
- The soundtrack of this battle would be called "Father's Day." The cover depicts Benedict Uno's dragon form with a burst of fire erupting from his back, spotted with eyes akin to Homonunclus' Dwarf in the Flask form.