P,e We all have that one fictional character that we hold deep in our hearts
S,l And Today we'll be making them mercilessly slaughter each other!
Z So who will come out on top in this episode of
S,l DEATH BATTLE!
Eevee (Pokémon) (PowerfulEevee)[]
(Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6CiPI6h2g)
P,e Eevee, The Eeveelution Pokemon (WIP)
Edd (Eddsworld) (Bunny Cat4)[]
(Music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB4XjILt1kM)
Michael the Cat: Oh boy! It's Edd-boy! Wait, wrong Edd.
Pikachu7: It would be good to see Edd in action for this battle.
Michael the Cat: Wait, why are we using Edd? I mean, he is one of our favorites, but why not SpongeBob?
Pikachu7: Well, our boss didn't read it good, and picked two random characters, him and Fishy Boopkins. But in-universe, he made of list of why he chose Edd.
SpongeBob: Don't want to see him die
SMG4: Too much power for PowerfulEevee's mind to comprehand
Pikachu: There's already a pokemon
Garfield: He's probully still sleeping
Chikn Nuggit: He lacks any durability feats
Stone Rabbit: ...I simply forgot
Cut to Stone Rabbit watch this fight on his TV.
Stone Rabbit: Well THAT certainly made me feel better.
Background[]
- Name: Edward Duncan Ernest "Edd" Gould
- Pet: Ringo the Cat
- Life: Oct 28, 1988 - Mar 25, 2012 (May he rest in peace)
- Likes Cola
- Occupation: Artist
- Lives with Tom, Matt, and formerly Tord
Edd: Once again Coke saves the day.
Tom And Jerry (...) (Cardlamp)[]
(This will be made by Cardlamp)
Cardlamp: Alright do your job, Wiz and Boomstick. I will at more to this writing cuz why not
Boomstick: That doesn't make any sense
Cardlamp: Like you somehow break rocks using an toy hammer
Boomstick: F#CK OF-
Cardlamp: Welp got to go now, analyze Tom and Jerry's bio, c'ya
Boomstick: Wish you dead!
Wiz: Anyways, it was the year 1942, an new show called Jasper and Jerry has come to TV where kids watch. But they change the cat name to Jasper to the iconic name, Tom. And that settle an era of boomers, millennials to think about the cat and mouse.
Boomstick: Tom is an house cat, being brought by an mysterious woman and he tried to catch the mouse, Jerry which he always fails but sometimes he actually wins for once, hell yeah every time i see Tom wins, i was laughing at Jerry suffering, that mouse got what he derversed!
Wiz: Now to be fair though, Tom doesn't kill Jerry every time he catches, even though Jerry escape, why does Tom still didn't kill whenever he wins or something, i don't understand?
Boomstick: Well listen here Wiz, they are not emenies, in fact that they are actually good friends
Wiz: Wait really? I didn't know that, i thought they just hated each other
Boomstick: Not really, the Woman who bought Tom to get rid of Jerry, hid the camera to see Tom getting rid of it but they are good friends so they faked the rivalry just not get Jerry killed
Wiz: Oh that seems really wholesome, i guess
Boomstick: Wait we are getting of topic though
Wiz: Oh right, yes. Tom and Jerry, in those decades, have acheive some crazy feats that puts them one of the more powerful cartoon character.
Boomstick: Tom and Jerry are no slouch, they were able to break walls by just running through it. Tom can scale to Spike, who is supirior to both of them, Tom could destroy an car and a tree with ease, destroy an metal gate by ripping apart and taking down steel doors! His Claws can break Bullet Proof Glass
Wiz: Jerry should have been compareble to Tom since these two have fight many times before. Jerry also scale to Tom who can survive an city explosion.
Boomstick: Tom can destroy an asteriod that can destroy an city! God damn that cat is powerful and Jerry also should resonablely scale since obviously both have fight before
Wiz: But their most impressive thing is their durability. Both have survive being rammed, shoted, impaled, turn into an pancakes, turn into dust, puddles but those are usually their regeneration helping but still.
Boomstick: They also survive being turn into Constellations that means that they have Multi-Solar Systems in terms of Durability and that's not even all! They also survive AN EXPLOSION THAT BREAK TIME AND SPACE ITSELF MAKING THEM GO TO THE PAST, HOLY S#IT, THAT'S AMAZING!
Wiz: Speed wise, They can run fast enough to cause fire which is about mach 5 and move so fast that it create blurs, which is faster than the eye can see.
Boomstick: Tom has threw lightning bolts at Jerry and dodge lightning itself, which is about mach 2342, Tom dodged lasers before and could pilot an rocket that can travel from Borneo to Hollywood, which is about mach 232
Wiz: Both have also dodge lasers, Tom also has pilot an rocket that went to space, which calculate the distance, is about Relativistic. Jerry also scale to that reaction speed since both have done it.
Boomstick: When they became constellations, they were able to move star it selfs, which is about MFTL+
Wiz: He also has react to many spaceship went from Earth to Mars in a few hours
Boomstick: Now feats are out of the way, let's move on to Abilities.
Wiz: On it, Tom and Jerry have some impressive regeneration abilities, being able to regenerate from being disintegrated from ashes and being sliced, shotted, being popped like an balloon, explosed
Boomstick: Giving that they also process an large amount of Toon Force, Toon Force is an mysterious ability that grants the character werid reality warping thingy. They also have Plothax which can rewrite plot itself!
Wiz: They also have Hammerspace, which they use for getting weapons from their pocket, man i wonder how can they do that sometimes?
Boomstick: Ehh Cartoon Physics, Wiz. Anyways, in battle, they can also teleport and FLY!
Wiz: They also can clone themselfs and be invisible, they can strech their body. Both of them can shapeshift. They can also strech their limbs, touges and both can reach places with Body Control.
Boomstick: Also they WENT TO AN RPG LIKE GAME and they have got some cool abilities there like shooting fire and ice beams and they can even stop TIME AND RESIST TO IT!
Wiz: They could also manipluate Eletrokenisis, Energy, They could be imortal with Regeneration
Boomstick: WHAT! THAT"S AWESOME!
Wiz: On to Weaponary, Tom and Jerry has explovies like TNT, Dynamite, bombs, explosive and also some explosives that are secret or hard to find or see
Boomstick: They also have your typical melee weapons like bats, swords, maces, sticks, bones and anything that counts as an melee.
Wiz: Tom has an Smart Cap, which turns him into an Genius, an wand, a hat to create army of snowman and an calender to control time, a magician hat to pull items out from it
Boomstick: Both of them have Poision Weapons, like darts, potion of posions and many more
Wiz: And they can Wish and manipluate Luck to their favour with Wishbone
Boomstick: Jerry can also interact with drawings, in the Rings of Heros, Jerry can manipluate his size, fire.
Wiz: They can resist Time, Heat, Energy Manipluation and can survive low tempreature.
Wiz: Even though with their abilities and feats, Tom and Jerry have weaknesses. Tom is scared of large dogs, his plans backfire a lot of times, is easily distracked with female cats. He's overconfident, ignorant, greedy. Jerry usually taunts his opponents and his ignorant but not as much as Tom. he usually defeats with his wits.
Boomstick: They also is inconsistent as hell , Tom has died one time when he was decapitated and Jerry can be knockout by simple attacks. Both of them while has impressive stamina, they don't have infinite mount of stamina
Wiz: But the two classic duo will still be one of the most reconizable character in history
Tom and Jerry are laughing and then Jerry hits Tom with a wooden plank
Tokoyami (MHA) (Hoiboi987234)[]
The screen cuts to black, and then an LED board pops up, with 2 figures, a desk, and a cup of coffee silhouetted in front. The screen illuminates itself, and flashes the words: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Tiger: It's time to deep dive into Fumikage Tokoyami
“ | Revelry in The Dark | „ |
~ Fumikage Tokoyami |
Wreck: He may have a bird head, but he definitely isn't a bird brain, he trained his fully sentient quirk to be under his control
Wreck: He has power on his side too, him and his Dark Shadow scored number five in he quirk apprehension test. That places him in the same top five league as Momo Yaoyarozu, Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugo, and Tenya Iida
Tiger: Dark shadow is ok when in the jet black hero's cloak, but he's even more powerful in the dark. So powerful that he grows tenfolds of his size. Fumikage can't control dark shadow in this form, but the dark shadow is incredibly strong
Wreck: Let's move over to his equipment. He has a jet black cloak, so dark shadow is stronger when coming out.
Tiger: He also has wolverine like claws. Only seen in the Heroes Rising movie, they're in canon purgatory.
Wreck: Onto some feats, he used dark shadow to hurdle over a giant robot
Tiger: The Dark Shadow also is on high alert, detecting and swatting away Jirou's headphone jack.
Wreck: Dark Shadow can block one of Bakugo's nitroglycerin explosions
Tiger: Just at the nighttime, not even full dark, he can knock down rows and rows of trees in a forest with a swipe
Wreck: Can throw a human quite far
Tiger: He was even thrown off a cliff
Wreck: He can destroy UA's Villain Bots with his quirk
Tiger: He has transonic reaction times, and hypersonic reaction times and speed with Dark Shadow, even Hypersonic+ with Dark Fallen Angel
Wreck: In dark environment, he's stomped every single enemy he's faced, with higher speeds there too
Tiger: With his Black Anch he escaped Fatgum's grasp, which no villain, hero, or anyone has done to him
Wreck: During the sports festival, he proved his durability by surviving the explosion DEKU created with the landmines
Wreck: Awesome explosion
Tiger: He had the stamina to fight against earth beasts for eight hours straight
Wreck: Let's get into his weaknesses
Tiger: Dark Shadow has a time limit, and when overused will bring itself back into Fumikage's body. It is also sensitive to any type of light (sunlight, flashlight, lamp light ect). Attacks based on light will shrink him and make him weaker. On the opposite note when it's too dark he becomes feral to the point where instead of Tokoyami controlling him, he can control Tokoyami. This specific weakness seems to be less of a problematic one when the story advances to the Paranormal Liberation War arc.
Wreck: Speak English please.
Tiger: Don't speak, please.
Wreck: I quit
A man with a death battle T-Shirt comes in and holds him at gunpoint
Tiger: He does this every month...
Another Wreck walks in
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) (TRAE-is-arceus)[]
(Note: this will be written by Notsussy)
Bill: HAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHA!
Boomstick: oh great, he’s here.
Wiz: Holy S-
Boomstick: this is Notsussy’s part. We can’t swear.
Wiz: William Cipher was born in the second dimension. No not that second dimension, I mean a 2D universe.
Bill: hey!
Boomstick: one day he decided: SCREW IT! And just blew everything up.
Wiz: he travelled into the 3rd Dimension, ours, and decided to conquer the world.
BILL: im not just conquering it. I’m going to end it. And bring foward WEIRDMAGGEDON!
Boomstick: he is a multiversal threat, and noncorpreal.
Bill: hah! That fails to describe me! I AM BEYOND ANY POSSIBLE SCAN YOU COULD GIVE ME!
Wiz: he turns massive, carves faces on the earth, turns humans to stone, create craters casually, throw mechs like it’s nothing, teleport, replay real events on his body (even ones from THE DAWN OF TIME), shapeshifts, shoots massive lasers, grow several stories tall, enlarged his fist to be bigger than his body, regenerates from complete destruction, can create portals, stops Time, appears in people’s dreams, constructs universes, and that’s at the lower end of the spectrum.
Boomstick: at his will he can literally create an entire universe and then destroy it with relative ease.
(Wiz grabs a vaporiser and vaporises Bill, who immediately regenerates)
Wiz: To kill him, it required him to be trapped in someone’s imagination, which theoretically is a ∞D universe, and then systematically erased from every memory, which ended up completely destroying the man’s mind. And then he might have survived.
Bill: Deadpool wishes he could come back like I could.
Wiz: he may be OP, but he still has weaknesses. His Ego is almost as big as his eye.
Bill: I HEARD THA-
Wiz: he is able to fly out of the Galaxy in 5.96 seconds, which we calculated at 132.37 Billion times FTL, or MFTL+.
Boomstick: hell, he even one-shotted Time Baby with no effort, who controls time itself.
Wiz: Bill has stated that now that Time Baby is dead, HE now controls time itself, and Bill has been shown not to lie when making deals.
Boomstick: he may not be perfect, hell, he himself said that he exaggerates his power in non-physical form (although actually being that powerful in physical form), but Bill isn’t one to be messed with.
“ | We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, but I know we’ll meet again some sunny day. | „ |
~ Bill Cipher |
Rassilon (Doctor Who) (Notsussybaka900)[]
(Play: this link)
Wiz: Out there in the universe there is a planet called Gallifrey.
Boomstick: They have silver trees! Silver Trees! Actually that sounds like something I’d come up with.
Wiz: they have normalised Time Travel, and keep Dead Souls in a fortune-telling machine called The Matrix.
Boomstick: it’s a bit less like the one your thinking of and more like the one from Transformers.
Wiz: their leader is named… Rassilon.
Boomstick: Guy has a real ego. Gauntlet of Rassilon, Helmet of Rassilon, Unlimited Cream Pudding of Rassilon…
Wiz: he was friends with a man named Omega until suddenly it all went horribly wrong. One day, while experimenting with Black Holes, Omega fell in with a little… well I’m not going to be discreet, Rassilon pushed him in.
Boomstick: Omega declared revenge on the Time Lords, albeit not knowing Rassilon was anything to do with it. And he’s no… Push-over!
Wiz: He has the Time Fracture and the Time Vortex, and when the former is thrown into the latter, the Universe explodes.
Boomstick: and he was able to survive this, along with the rest of Gallifrey, with a “Shield of Rassilon” or whatever it was called.
Wiz: this would take a blast of about 1.149x1078 Joulles. And then he survived it. Along with an entire planet.
Boomstick: now to move on to my favourite weapon of mass destruction… The Gauntlet of Rassilon. Hey…
Wiz: Doctor Who did it first.
Boomstick: actually… Infinity Gauntlet was published in 1991. End of Time, the first Gauntlet story, was broadcasted in 2009.
Wiz: that’s beside the point. The Gauntlet can erase anyone from existence just by pointing at them.
Boomstick: there is also the Time Vortex, an infinite pocket universe that destroys anything that touches it. And Rassilon survived it for a few seconds, which is basically equal to surviving being on fire for an hour. I know, I’ve tried.
Wiz: he survived having a massive piece of metal on his head regularly.
Boomstick: that’s not very exciting.
Wiz: a copy of his soul is in the Matrix, and he can download any piece of knowledge ever with a headbutt.
Boomstick: I want my soul in the matrix! That way I can download all the p-
Wiz: please don’t. He can trap conceptual entities within their own minds and unlike other Time Lords, who just regenerate, he can use regeneration energy to heal himself. The wound just glows yellow and disappears.
Boomstick: he can basically see the future. He can tell if it’s a fixed point or flexible.
Wiz: this means he can tell when you’re going to make a bad pun.
Boomstick: well that’s not exactly rass-iona-
Rassilon: Come over here you!
Wiz: i would help him but it means he’s not gonna make a bad pun for a while.
Boomstick: Argh! Argh!
Wiz: also one species, the Gelth, somehow ascended during the Time War. It’s never explained, but I have a feeling Rassilon is something to do with it.
Boomstick: PLEASE H- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Boomstick R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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“ | And so it came to pass that the players took their final places, making ready the events that were to come. The madman sat in his empire of dust and ashes, little knowing of the glory he would achieve, while his saviour looked upon the wilderness, in the hope of changing his inevitable fate. Far away, the idiots and fools dreamt of a shining new future - a future now doomed to never happen. As Earth rolled onwards into night, the people of that world did sleep and shiver, somehow knowing that dawn would bring only one thing… The final day! | „ |
~ Rassilon |
Medic (Team Fortress 2) (ObsidianCrusader)[]
(Cue: Dew and Patty)
Hey, it’s Obsidian; instead of your usual charismatic and humorous narrators, you got me, and I ate a full bucket of rocks before doing this and I’m ready and rarin’ to go!
So! I gotta analysis for ya! See this? This crazy bastard?
(Cue: Medic!)
That there’s The Medic, real name “Doctor Ludwig,” and “Doctor” is probably his real first name for all I know. Raised in Stuttgart Germany – or…Rottenburg, I dunno, it’s a little vague – Medic is your ideal doctor. Tall, muscularly-built, great with animals, and a…well, let’s just say a colorful personality.
But the angry-bird gods don’t feed with both hands, and if you’re unlucky enough to be injured in the Medic’s care, you better hope you have life insurance and maybe a spare skeleton in case yours mysteriously vanishes during your routine check-up. The Medic is more akin to your average Victor Frankenstein meets Josef Mengele; he’s an unabashed and shameless sadist and sociopath, who considers the miraculous, life-saving healing he grants his teammates more a side-effect of satisfying his own curiosity and field-work experiments.
Speaking of experiments, The Medic has quite the variety of experimental, self-made tools to use to his advantage, obviously the most iconic being the Medi-Gun, a modified fire-nozzle held together by duct-shape, spit, and sheer determination that fires a concentrated beam of healing energy! What’s this magical healing made of, you might ask? Oh, just a little over-the-counter medicine, human blood, sandwiches, and a jar full of urine! …Hey, if it works as well as it does, that just means you’re against progress; so suck on that, FDA...you regressive cowards.
Now, yes, the original tried-and-true medigun, and its variants: Kritzkrieg, Quick-Fix, and Vaccinator may be designed to heal, that doesn’t mean the Medic himself can’t reap the benefits.
As seen with the Kritzkrieg’s taunt, he’s perfectly capable of healing himself, and utilizing each weapon’s coup de grace: the ÜberCharge! This grants the Medic a short duration of some specialized effect courtesy of his Mediguns. With the original, he gains temporary invincibility to any and all forms of damage, barring falling off very specific cliffs, and having a drunk Scotsman teleported into him via Telefrag. The Kritzkrieg grants his heal-target guaranteed critical hits for several seconds, temporarily tripling all forms of damage done. The Quick Fix can give him a fast and powerful self-regeneration and complete immunity to all forms of forced movement from the opponent, such as being pushed back, or say…bullets? And of course, the Vaccinator can grant him damage resistance to several forms of incoming damage, charging at a quicker rate than the base gun’s complete invulnerability.
“Oh, but Obsidian,” you might be saying. “How does any of that help him in a fight? He’s more a non-combatant than anything else!” Well, that’s where you’re WRONG, MORTAL!! …Well…partially. Medic is generally seen as the weakest among his peers for overall damage, barring a caught-out Spy, which may be thanks to not having a usual, big hurty gun like the other eight classes. What does he have? Ohoh, I’m glad you (didn’t) ask!
Meet…the Syringe Gun! Medic’s worst weapon! …I swear it gets better. This baby fires a barrage of medical syringes in rapid succession at his opponent, and, contrary to what many might think, it can actually do a surprisingly high amount of damage. And in a realistic fight, imagine getting a stream of presumably unwashed needles in your eyes? But, as I said, it does get better with the Blutsauger! If the Syringe Gun was your Eliwood, then the Blutsauger is your Dimitri. Take the Syringe Gun, and have every needle magically heal the Medic. This paired with his natural self-regeneration and variety of mediguns can grant him a surprisingly high amount of sustain and durability. Moving on, we have the Overdose, granting him enough speed to dodge attacks when his Medigun’s charge is high enough. Then you have the Crusader’s Crossbow, which takes your syringes, and…you listening for this? Combines them into one big syringe! … …I’m beginning to understand why fear of needles is a thing. This can somehow differentiate friend from foe, healing allies while giving foes the good ol’ surprise suppository! It flies with enough force to pin limbs to walls, which definitely gives the Medic some sorta surprise head-start in that front.
But what if guns aren’t enough? What if you wanna get up close, personal, and dangerously intimate? Well! You freakin’ weirdo, buy me dinner first…before that, take a look at this bonesaw! …It’s a saw…that saw bones, Sawbones, saw what I did there? Or do you have a bone to pick with me? That’s all I have to say, Team Fortress 2’s stock weapons are not that deep. But check this baby out! This is the Vita-saw, a fancy little trinket that…well, it’s not that good in a fight, but has a nifty little side-effect in that every time you hit your opponent an organ comes flying out, no matter where you hit them. That would mean that the Medic is immensely precise, deadly accurate, and…surprisingly! Has some knowledge on human anatomy! …Seriously, you never know with this guy. Now, here’s the last thing you expect this guy to have, a bust of Hippocrates! Father of modern medicine, rocker of rocking rock beards, and coiner of the phrase, “Do No Harm.” Beating your opponents to death with a bust of his head must make him proud though. And it allows the Medic to tell exactly how close his opponent is to death, granting him a strategic advantage in that front.
But now is the moment you’ve probably not been waiting for! Behold…the Meta…the Ubersaw! This little baby allows the Medic to siphon life-juices from its target and fill his UberCharge by a quarter each time, and, one thing I didn’t mention about his Medigun yet…In the short, Meet the Medic, we can see the Heavy’s unmodified heart immediately burst from the energy of the healing beam. Perhaps this was simply his Ubercharge in action, but what does mean is that the Medic, in canon, HAS a one-hit-kill move, and all it takes is a prepared Ubercharge, or four rabid feral swings of a saw! Just connect the beam to your victim and kablooey! No more heart, no more enemy, hello fresh cadaver full of organs~!
Of course, the Medic has other notable feats, such as being cunning enough to outsmart the Devil, defy the laws of nature to bring a man back to life, and just generally being an unpredictable Wild Card.
But what is certain is one thing. So long as you have a body, and it’s sloshing with sweet, bloody life juices…you best keep one eye open while you sleep, or your load’s gonna be a lot lighter in the morning, worms~!
“ | “Oh, don’t be such a baby. Ribs grow back! …No, zey don’t.” | „ |
~ The Medic |
Rayman (...) (CryoKing)[]
Sonic (...) (D2thag23)[]
(Cue His world )
An empty room shows on the screen with nothing happening until a portal showed up. Came out was a high school girl and a cartoony black dude with a hat. The girl landed gracefully on the floor while the other fell face first.
Desean: Ow my head, Monika what the hell are we doing here?
Monika: Desean your supposed to put a character in a tournament remember?
Desean: Holy crap they actually listened? Okay then I think it's obvious that my pick needs to be smart, heroic, and totally awesome, and that person is...
Monika: Aww!
D2thag23: Sonic the hedgehog!
Monika: WHAT!? Why not me?
D2thag: Uhm, becuz ur too cute to see hurt.
Monika: Aww thanks
D2thag23: (Nice save me) Anyway, the blue devil was one day taking a jog in the Green Hills until he noticed something was off.
Monika: Instead of cute little animals playing around in a field he saw robots attacking and harming the creatures.
D2thag: These mechanical monsters were created by Dr.Eggman, a scientist who wants to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Monika: Since then, these guys been going at it for Generations (pun intended) and spoiler alert, the blue one always wins.
Desean23: Whether it'd be cuz of speed, teamwork, or the docs cockiness he always manages to come up on top.
Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Desean: Sonic doesn't do it all on his own tho, like every 2d platformers he needs power ups. The elemental shields are self-explanatory, protects him from fire and lave, one that lets him breath underwater, and one the full of electricity which also block projectiles.
Monika: There not the only ones though, Sonic can use wisps to help him out by turning him to a laser, a bomb, a ghost, and a small black hole.
D2thag23: Sonic is also one tough dude. He fought Emerl, a robot that can break stars, fought a robot that sucked the life force of an entire planet, and survived a black hole full of hyper go-on energy.
Monika: But let get to the most controversial thing about this character, his speed.
D2thag23: Don't listen to Matpat, this dude can outrun a black hole for 30 seconds which puts him at sound, stated by Gamma who was made by Eggman to run so fast he can exceed thru light, can catch a laser wisp, can compare to metal flying from Eggman's base which base on distance and the time is flying about 1500 times the speed of light. He even escaped null space with help from a rookie. Hell, some say his speed is immeasurable.
Monika: And when collecting all chaos emeralds, he can turn into Super Sonic.
D2thag23: As Super he can fly, use chaos control which freeze time and take these opponents.
Monika: Can face Erazor Djinn who can destroy the arabian night reality (Though it was Darkspine Super can scale), can stop time eater who can stop time completely, and defeated Solaris who exist in past present and future and can destroy reality itself and with blaze can fight the Egg wizard who merged 2 dimensions together. He can also fly so fast he can go the next nebula near him and with blaze he ran from earth to exception which is 3.16 quadrillion times the speed of light.
D2thag23: If that wasn't impressive enough Hyper sonic is supposed made up of 7 super emeralds. Assuming 1 super emerald is one set of chaos emeralds then that means Hyper should be equal to Super sonic 7x over.
Monika: Sadly, he does have his limits, he could get catch he can be knocked out before super and if he doesn't have enough energy his forms won't last long. Plus his cockiness can get the better of him and jumps before he leaps.
D2thag23: However even with his flaws, he's still an idol to many and to us he's more than worthy for this Users favorite character free for all.
Monika: Would've been cool if it was me but, whatever.
Shadow: Who are you
Sonic: What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
Scott Cawthon (Fnaf World) (Thelaserman20)[]
(Cue Scott Cawthon boss theme)
Laserman: Where... am I?
Animdude: Don't you know? You said that you were going to help with my bio in this fight.
Laserman: Oh, right. It was a beautiful day in animatronic... something. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming...
Sans: And on days like these, kids like you... should be b-
(Laserman pulls a pistol out of nowhere and shoots Sans with it, killing him.)
Animdude: You shouldn't have done the undertale reference. Anyway, I got tired of fans constantly making sequels, so I took matters into my own hands.
Laserman: By making FNAF world, where you could play as the animatronics and kill random things.
Animdude: Eventually, they found and defeated me, causing me to be severely weakened, but was able to help the player defeat a talking rainbow.
Weapons[]
Laserman: Scott has a lot of weapons, so I will make this list to shorten it.
Scott's arsenal:
- Fourth Wall- Scott throws the fourth wall at the animatronics, which will one-shot four per attack.
- Alarm- Not a clock, Scott uses five orbs that also one-shot 5 animatronics. Can be stopped by neon wall.
- "Basic blue bash attack"- Scott tackles a animatronic, instantly killing it.
- Neon wall- A wall that blocks 50% of attacks for a short time.
- Mega virus- A virus that does massive damage over time to its victim.
Animdude: I also have some things called chips as my playable version, which give me useful buffs, like:
- Strength, Speed, or Defense- Gives Scott a buff in durability, strength, or speed.
- Auto Giftboxes- Gives Scott an extra life.
- Auto Regen- Heals Scott a bit every once in a while.
Laserman: He has other chips, but for the sake of fairness, we will not use them.
Animdude: I also have bytes that help me in battle, such as:
- Neon wasp- Hurts enemies every once in a while.
- Medpod- Heals Scott every once in a while.
- Reaper- Has a 1 in 10 chance of instantly killing an enemy. Lower chances against bosses.
- Bomb- Once per battle, will explode and deal massive damage against enemies.
Laserman: Once again, he has more of these, but we are sticking with these for the sake of fairness.
Feats[]
Animdude: Due to being both the final boss and the creator of FNAF, I am no pushover. I can one-shot animatronics that are made of titanium, and can scale to Fredbear who destroyed the universe by talking to himself.
Laserman: He also created the FNAF universe, and possibly destroyed it, and survived!
Animdude: I can scale to the animatronics, such as Chica, who can dodge lasers in the Chica's magic rainbow minigame.
Laserman: He, with the animatronics, blitzed CMR in less than 3 minutes! And he was in a weaker form!
Animdude: I survived the universe's possible destruction, and somehow came back after being disintegrated in my boss fight!
Laserman: He one-shot Springtrap, who can't die in the normal FNAF games, and the nightmares, who are not even physical beings!
Animdude: I'm not dumb, either. I created countless FNAF games, and I have 4th wall awareness.
Deadpool: Did somebody say fourth wa-
(Laserman crushes Deadpool with a ban hammer, removing him from the room.)
Laserman: Ugh.
Flaws[]
Laserman: Scott doesn't come without weaknesses, just very little.
Animdude: I was defeated by my own creations, and blame others for my problems in the dialogue.
Laserman: He also has no known lifting strength feats, or stamina feats.
Animdude: That's actually it. But just because I couldn't beat my creations doesn't mean I won't be winning this!
Laserman: Actually, the creator of this match gets to decide if you win or not.
(Animdude slips Laserman a 50 dollar bill.)
Laserman: Thanks, but I'm not the creator, I'm just helping him.
Animdude: Oh, then tell him, or I'll kill you.
Laserman: I'm not a cheater.
Animdude: Very well.
(Technical difficulties, please stand by.)
Bowser (Mario) (Omniversia999)[]
Bowser, King of the Koopas, is one of the most iconic, if not THE most iconic antagonist in the world of video games, and the man villain of Nintendo's flagship series: the Mario series. He has faced Mario numerous times at the end of each game, but there's more to this guy than a fire-breathing turtle who stands on a bridge with an axe on the other side.
You heard right: this guy has more personality and lore than one outside the Mario fandom may or may not know. Of course, his backstory isn't really that vivid, but from what is known about him, he is one of the Seven Star Children, around a year or so older than the Mario Bros. themeslves. Originally, he was under the care of an elder Magikoopa named Kamek, who apparently kidnapped babies for a living or some other evil hobby, or maybe he's just the caretaker and nothing more. Who knows?
Either way, he was the leader of the Koopa Troop at the time, and while tending to his king, two babies were born from the clouds. He realized that there was a prophecy in which these two will be strong enough to match the Koopa Kingdom's might, and decided to kidnap them. The storks managed to kidnap the younger brother, but the older one was found by a bunch of green dinosaurs, who went on a quest to put a stop to Kamek, Baby Bowser, and a time travelling adult Bowser on two occasions. After the whole fiasco, the two babies were raised by their parents, and an unidentified amount of time has passed since the events of the Yoshi fiasco.
Between the events of the Yoshi's Island series and the present age of Mario as we know it, Bowser grew up to be king and soon got busy and had eight kids, though some lazy retcon stated that Bowser Junior was the only one and the Koopalings were simply minions or just adopted. Either way, the King of the Koopas is actually quite a good dad, even being featured on the parental control settings and other stuff on Nintendo's directs, but back to the backstory of this guy.
After everything was said and done, a now grown up Bowser found the Mario Bros. still alive and working as plumbers in Brooklyn, of all places. So, he sent out his minions to take out the brothers while he invaded the Mushroom Kingdom to kidnap Peach. Using the Goombas as an excuse, he proceeded to storm the kingdom, turning the (supposedly) native Toad population into floating blocks and horsetail plants with his powerful magic. He made the mistake of sending his troops to take Mario and Luigi out, as they found the area where Bowser was and proceeded to go out of curiosity, and unbeknownst to them, they returned right to their birthplace, and from there, shit continues to happen.
Now, onto the analysis, as I said before, Bowser is more than a dim-witted, fire-breathing turtle at the end of the level, and far from being dim-witted, too. As the King of the Koopas and being raised by a powerful wizard, he is actually quite smart, and it is proven, too. Unlike what Rooster Teeth would say from their previous outcoming, Bowser is actaully quite smart, as he is able to command and maintain an entire kingdom, launch several organized invasions, is one of the most feared beings in the world and the universe, and all the while, spends a lot of his time raising his kid, who has engineering skills of his own, possibly even gifted by Bowser.
As for strength, Bowser should be physically stronger than Mario, who casually punted one of his castles, but it does not end there. Of course, the Mario series is commonly downplayed due to reasons such as its cartoony appearance and light-hearted nature, or even just some hater online trying to make them look weak, when in reality, the Mario series is home to some of the strongest characters that ever walked the world of fiction. As such, Bowser is also stronger than King Boo, who served and/or worked with him on several occasions. In the Luigi's Mansion series, King Boo created a mansion that had several universes within it, and he could even be compared to Dimentio, who created a universe as well. It also applies to the Koopa King himself, as in the events of Super Mario 64, Bowser created several magic paintings in Peach's Castle, all of which house their own little universes. With his training in dark magic, Bowser is also gifted with strong mental fortitude, as he resisted the effects of Lucien and was able to use it for himself, so he is able to resist being possessed by something/someone.
At his base, he is also extremely durable, and that's no outlier. Whilst fatigued from yet another beating from his archnemesis, Mario, Bowser survived the Big Crunch and Big Bang point-black with the only after-effect being him merely unconscious and stumbling awake to get his bearings. He survived the surface and inside of a star as it collapsed into a black hole and proceeded to suck the universe in and reset it. In Super Mario Galaxy 2, he also survived yet another black hole, with the only side effect is him being shrunken down, though that is not what a little magic couldn't fix, and on the first Galaxy game, he didn't even have a Grand Star on him, which proves how durable he is. On top of it, he also tanked the Void, which was going to destroy the entire multiverse, which is eleven-dimensional according to the fabeled String Theory Soup.
As for techniques and equipment, Bowser has a lot of it as well. As a sorcerer, he has powerful abilities like summoning minions, teleportation, the creation of portals, the ability to create balls of matter to throw at his enemies, and the ability to transmute objects into whatever he wishes, as he did with the Toads, this sorcery and magic having been forgotten by a lot of fans of the series, even though he still uses it. He can also use magical fire, as on one occasion, he can light his tail on fire to create deadly rings that have to be jumped over. Fire breath is a natural ability for his species, but couple it with powerful magic and you get a recipe for disaster.
On the other hand, magic isn't the only ability that Bowser has. On top of his physical strength and powerful magic, he also dabbles in technology and weapons as well. His most iconic machine is the Koopa Clown Car, which on top of being used as a method of flight (which he is also able to do via magical ability) is also packed with weapons, and a cannon in its mouth that can fire exploding spiked balls at his targets. The clown car isn't his only vehicle, as in Mario Kart, he has tons of new and exciting vehicles, but on the Sprixie Kingdom, he has the Bowser Mobile, which has an assortment of Kick Bombs for him to throw at his opponents. He is also known to pilot a giant mech in his likeness that can zoom through space in case he wants a giant robot to fight with. Another weapon worth mentioning comes from the Hollywood mockbuster Mario movie; the De-evolution gun. With this gun in his hands, Bowser can shot out a gene-altering laser which can devolve his enemies into a more primitive form or even turn them into lifeless primordial ooze.
He also has a lot of transformations to add onto it. With a Smash Ball, he could transform into a stronger, more feral version of himself known as Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser is basically Bowser but with more onto him. More spikes on his shell, bigger horns, longer claws, and sharper teeth with purple gums. This form only lasts a little while, but it has a lot of power behind it. A bigger variant of Giga Bowser is also usable, as he charges dark magic and proceeds to punch his target, rendering them incapacitated if left unprepared. With the Super Bell, he could transform into Meowser, a catlike version of himself that has the abilities of Cat Mario, and with the Double Cherry power-up, he is able to make clones of himself which disappear until one remains. When sustaining enough damage, Bowser is stripped of his skin and muscles as he changes into the skeletal Dry Bowser, making him all-the-more difficult to take down for good. Even if you do a great deal of damage and scatter his bones, they will come back given enough time, allowing Dry Bowser to fight still.
Giant Bowser varies in size, but this form is obtained through various methods. An easier method is through magic, but another way is if he is in mortal danger, and with a burst of ardenaline, he can grow to massive sizes to fight a foe he normally couldn't take on beforehand. With the tennis wracket Lucien in his hands, he can transform into Bowcien and effectively control it. As Bowcien, he uses the tennis wracket much in the same way Larry does: as a weapon, though with the extra bonus of summoning force fields to his advantage. He is also able to undergo, a new transformation: Fury Bowser. Fury Bowser is when he is corrupted by black paint, though unlike his paper counterpart, he grows to gigantic size as his body distorts, becoming a massive ticking time bomb of fury and destruction.
Among his strongest form is Dreamy Bowser, which is obtained whenever Bowser inhales the fragments of the Dream Stone. As Dreamy Bowser, he is the Dream Stone itself, and becomes the embodiment of the dream world as a whole. Dreams in the Mario universe are universes of their own, with creatures inhabiting it that when asleep, could have dreams of their own, which give rise to more dreamy universes. As the Dream Stone can grant wishes, Bowser's magic is amplified by it, allowing him to do nearly anything he pleases, though it is surpassed by two more weapons: the Star Rod and the Pure Hearts.
The Star Rod originally belonged to the Star Spirits before Bowser stole it to fulfill his own desires and grant his own wishes. It is also used when the Star Spirits manage the Dream Depot, a world of dreams even greater than that of the Dream Stone. His strongest weapon is the Pure Hearts. With all eight of them collected, Bowser is able to not only beat Super Dimentio, who was going to destroy the entire multiverse as the Chaos Heart's embodiment, but cancel out and negate prophecies.
However, although he has a great amount of power, abilities, and techniques in his possession, he is not invincible, and has an array of weaknesses. Sure, he is extremely intelligent, but he is also gullible and can be fooled by outside parties. Fury Bowser really isn't a willingly-accessed transformation, as he is corrupted by black paint, and in this form, he is completely berserk, all the way to the point where he is unable to recognize his own son or anything else as anything but a target. On top of that, his mental fortitude isn't really useful when he is unconscious, to which he is vulnerable to possession whenever he is out like a light. His temper is also a weakness, as he could get easily angered when the right (or wrong, depending on your perspective) buttons are pushed.
However, that does not downplay Bowser one bit. He is still the King of the Koopas, archnemesis of the Mario Brothers, managed to threaten the entire universe twice, and even earned a spot in the hearts of many fans of the Mario series.
Mario rises to the top of Corona Mountain, where Bowser, Bowser Junior, and Peach are in a tub filled with acid.
Peach: Mario!
Bowser Junior: You again? Don't you ever give up?
Bowser: Mario! How dare you disturb our family vacation!
Bowser roars as the camera zooms out, imitating the boss battle.
King Dedede (Kirby) (Professor Mewtwo)[]
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Trivia[]
- Hoiboi987234 made all of the pictures for each round
- Bunny Cat4 Made the Tn
- A huge thanks to everybody who helped out on this project, I really appreciate it :)
Music Track[]
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