Description[]
Just another F.U.F.C.B.R., move along.
Intro[]
Wiz: Stone Rabbit, the lazy rabbit of Happy Glades.
Boomstick: Meta Knight,
Wiz: Bill Cipher, the triangular dream demon of Gravity Falls.
Boomstick: Megatron, the cunning leader of the Decepticons.
Wiz: Mega Man (Classic), the Blue Bomber.
Boomstick: Sora, the keyblade wielder of light.
Wiz: Alm, the King of Valentia.
Boomstick: Meat Boy,
Wiz: Goku, the hope of the universe.
Boomstick: Kittan,
Wiz: SMG0, the corrupted original Meme Guardian of SMG4.
Boomstick: Asura, the demigod of Wrath.
Wiz: Everyone has a character that they greatly loved, whether it be a hero that won't stop until they rid the world of evil or a villain plotting to takeover the world or get revenge on some petty thing.
Boomstick: But today, we'll see out this ragtag bunch mismatch fighters will win. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Stone Rabbit ain't Cuddly in DEATH BATTLE! (Bunny Cat4)[]
(Music - Stone Rabbit Theme Song)
Pikachu7: Long ago, like 2002, Erik Craddock created a self-published book on a little bunny with more of an adult edge.
Michael the Cat: There was also a second book, but that's kinda lost. I mean there are a few pages of the two books we can find.
Pikachu7: Anyhoo, skip, like, 7 years into the future where everything is colored. Our little bunny friend was having a crummy Monday morning that could rival Garfield... maybe...
Michael the Cat: An annoying cuckoo bird alarm clock interrupted his dream of being Godzilla, there was nothing on TV despite being over 500 channels, and he notice a piece of cereal suck in his teeth. He tried to brush it out, but it won't budge. So he tried to floss it, but...
Pikachu7: It landed in his eye, which landed into ANOTHER problem.
Michael the Cat: BBQ sauce spilling on the rug.
Stone Rabbit: Why is there barbecue sauce in my bathroom?!
Michael the Cat: I don't know. I'm not living your life or Erik Craddock.
Pikachu7: As he tried to pull the rug off the floor, he discovered a bottomless in the middle of his bathroom-
Michael the Cat: -Besides the toilet.-
Pikachu7: -Which sucked him up.
(Music - Time Hole (To Past))
Michael the Cat: And so, starts his prehistoric adventure...
(Music - Caveman Games NES Title Music)
Pikachu7: He landed into a nest full of eggs from a great height, then got chase from some what we think are velociraptors, which the average speed for them is 25 mph, getting smacked by the tail of a brontosaurus into a waterfall, and falling off said waterfall.
Michael the Cat: Yeah, not a good Monday morning. Garfield has it easy... maybe. But, hey, he survived and made some friends in the water!
Pikachu7: Anyways, a pterodactyl saved him, pelican style, and after some thrashing around in it's mouth, he fell onto a giant straw rabbit statue, where the rabbit tribe sees him as a hero.
Michael the Cat: Huh, well, things are getting better for him. Who is this lazy bunny that appeared before Cartoon Network's life support? Why, Stone Rabbit of course.
Popup: While his real name is unknown, the book summaries, this coloring page, and even Eric Craddock himself calls him "Stone Rabbit".
Pikachu7: However, there was a problem. The prehistoric rabbits were being captured-
Michael the Cat: By this neolithic Plankton wannabe, Willie.
Pikachu7: Stone Rabbit met Willie when he tried to scare his new captives, but Stone just roasted his giant suit.
Michael the Cat: NEEEEEEEEEEERD!
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Stone Rabbit: Well, they seem like good little Neanderthals. And being Mister Popular isn't so bad either. It's certainly more fun here than in Happy Glades. There are no crummy Mondays, boring TV, or bland cereal. I don't know... Can I go home?
DEATH BATTLE is Meta Knight's destiny! (That one Shiny Breloom)[]
Hello gamers, I am TOSB, the epic gamer and instead of doing a normal analysis with le quirky hosts, I'm just gonna do some ramblings that somewhat resemble a VS analysis so I can save time because I really need to start on Zero VS Alita. I'm gonna split this into 3 sections just so it has some form of cohesion, those being Meta Knight's story, VS shit and finally why I chose him. So...I guess I'll begin with the story of Meta Knight.
Story[]
W.I.P
VS Nonsense[]
W.I.P
Why I chose Meta Knight for this[]
W.I.P
Bill Cipher brings weirdness to DEATH BATTLE! (TherealHyperA)[]
Wiz: Throughout fiction there are many strange and terrifying places and monsters.
Boomstick: Oregon! Oh and Gravity Falls I guess.
Wiz: For a summer vacation, twins Dipper and Mable Pines were sent to their weird great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls. Throughout their stay in Grunkle Stans tourist trap called the Mystery Shack, they began to uncover the strange secrets of this world with the help of a mysterious journal.
Boomstick: Like monsters, ghosts, and old men! But by far the most dangerous creature they’ve faced is Bill Cipher!
Bill Cipher
Likes: Chaos, partying, eldritch horror
Dislikes: People hurting his eye, synthesized music, Dorito jokes
Better at lying than a politician
“CHICKEN WING”
Wiz: Born in the 2nd dimension, he soon found himself bored with his world of “flat minds and flat dreams”.
Boomstick: So he did what any self respecting person would do and burned it to the ground! Which killed his family and everyone else that lived there.
Wiz: With no dimension to call his home, Bill traveled to the Nightmare Realm! The Nightmare Realm is a lawless prison dimension inhabiting only the most dangerous creatures in existence. Home sweet home!
Boomstick: But he had a problem. His dimension was unstable and could collapse at any second, so he needed to merge it with another dimension. The 3rd dimension!
Wiz: However, he could only interact with the 3rd dimension through the mindscape, a physical representation of the mind. While not being able to interact directly, he could talk to people in their mind and make deals.
Boomstick: And after taking advantage of Mables sadness and pulling a lot of strings, he gained a physical form! Which meant that he could now do pretty much whatever he wanted!
Wiz: This is no exaggeration either. Bill can manipulate reality so effectively, that the laws of physics basically do not exist! He can fly, summon minions, turn things to stone, turn things to life, manipulate the shape of himself and others, shoot lasers, and after killing a giant time baby(don’t question it), control time itself! And this is just a very very tiny fraction of his abilities!
Boomstick: Let’s talk about that time baby. Aside from his time manipulation, he was stated to weigh nine trillion tons! That’s denser than a dwarf star and Bill destroyed it with a single attack!
Wiz: He can also grow to massive sizes, like as big as the earth big, and bite planets in half! Not to mention his insane healing factor that regenerated a huge hole in his hat, which is indeed a part of his body, and can grow back his eye!
Boomstick: Despite not really showing this in the show due to the circumstances, the journal describes him as a multiversal threat! And this journal was written by quite possibly the smartest human in the show.
Wiz: While this doesn’t necessarily mean he can punch the multiverse apart, it’s implied that he could break the fabric of reality which would likely heavily effect if not destroy the universe. And this power is backed up by the fact that he destroyed his dimension.
Boomstick: And this is made 10x scarier by the fact that Bill is a sadistic eldritch psychopath hellbent on causing chaos!
Gideon: You’re insane!
Bill: Sure I am what’s your point?
Wiz: Not only does he view human life as pathetic, he treats the 3rd dimension like his own personal playground!
Boomstick: Even with his twisted sense of humor and tendency for weirdness, he’s a really smart guy… Dorito thing.
Wiz: That’s right Boomstick! He’s a master trickster and has deceived almost every character on the show, including Stanley Pines who is smart enough to create an inter dimensional portal! He even managed to defeat a mech that has a literal magic barrier protecting them from Bill by ripping off its exposed leg and sending it flying.
Boomstick: But with his intelligence comes one major weakness, his ego. It’s probably deserved but it’s a weakness nonetheless.
Wiz: He often casts away or forgets things no longer useful to him and underestimates those he sees as inferior. This ultimately led to his defeat at the hands of the very ones he deemed worthless. Erased in the mind of his greatest enemy.
Boomstick: My god you’re all most as much of a theatre nerd as HyperA is!
TherealHyperA: I heard that! I W I L L F I N D Y O U ! Oh sorry something in my throat, please continue.
Wiz: Umm ok. After being defeated, peace-ish was restored to Gravity Falls and they all lived happily ever after!
Boomstick: Except for Bill who’s either dead or stuck in Stans mind.
Wiz: Even after his defeat, all shall fear the beast with one eye!
Ending quote
Bill: This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down and I reign supreme! Welcome one and all to Weirdmaggedon!
Megatron (IDW) stomps DEATH BATTLE! into the dirt! (BigShark81913)[]
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Mega Man (Classic) Rocks DEATH BATTLE! (VerySmallCildren2.0)[]
Intermission[]
Boomstick: Oh come on Wiz, do we really have to do this again?
Wiz: Sadly Boomstick, yes, but at least we're getting paid for it this time.
Boomstick: Agggh, fine, let's get this over with.
Analysis Time![]
(Cue Prologue - Mega Man 11)
WIz: The year was 20XX, and the brilliant Dr, Light changed history forever. Developing machines with A.I. so advanced it mimicked actual life. His goal was a world where robots and humankind could live together in trust and harmony.
Boomstick: And I want all of you reading this to remember that, because straight from the get-go, Light's partner, Dr, Wily, reprogramed the bots and tried to take over the world. Like I have said before, just the first of a lifetime of dick moves.
Wiz: To combat this threat, Light upgraded one of his prototypes, Rock, named after his love for rock music, into one of the the greatest fighting machines to hit the game shelves, the classic Mega Man.
Background[]
-Real name:Rock
-Height: 4'4"
-Weight: 230 lbs | 105 kg
-Species: Robot, if that wasn't obvious
-Created by Dr. Thomas Light
-Powered by solar energy
-Armor: Ceramic titanium alloy
-Not originally designed for combat, but still manages to do it
Boomstick: Classic, huh? What's ne-
Wiz: You've already made that joke.
Boomstick: Right, well we have already went over this so let's just give you the basic run down, so Mega Man comes outfitted with a ceramic titanium alloy and the ever iconic Mega Buster
Wiz: While the Mega Buster's normal energy blasts don't do much, he can charge it up to tear through Wily's robots like it's nothing.
Boomstick: All of that's nice and all, but by far his most useful tool is the Copy Chip, which allows him to copy the data of enemies to gain their weapons with a single touch. So now he can cut you to pieces with the Metal Blade, freeze you solid with Ice Slasher, blow you sky high with the Hyper Bomb, and even stop time with the Time Stopper. Rock pretty much has a tool for almost every possible scenario.
Arsenal[]
Projectiles[]
Metal Blade, Rolling Cutter, Quick Boomerang, Needle Cannon, Magnet Missile, Gemini Laser, Hard Knuckle, Shadow Blade, ect.
Elemental Weapons[]
Atomic Fire, Ice Slasher, Spark Shock, Bubble Lead, Air Shooter, ect.
Shields[]
Leaf Shield, Skull Barrier, Plant Barrier, Junk Shield, Jewel Satellite, Acid Barrier, Star Crash, Mirror Buster, ect.
Explosives[]
Hyper Bomb, Dive Missile, Napalm Bomb, Crash Bomber, Flash Bomb, Black Hole Bomb, ect.
Miscellaneous Weapons[]
Time Stopper, Flash Stopper, Gravity Hold, Centaur Flash, Black Hole, ect.
Super Adaptor
Super Mega Man
W.I.P
Sora soon brings Light in DEATH BATTLE Heart! (Flowerguy1)[]
(Cues Destiny Island 10 Hours - Kingdom Hearts)
W.I.P.