Description[]
Interlude[]
Mr. Freeze (Burrito guy415)[]
(Batman TAS Mr. Freeze's Theme)
This is a work in progress as of now
Flower (Flowerguy1)[]
(Cues BFB 25: Flower Dance (FULL VERSION!))
Boomstick: In An Place Where 20 Object Have Arm And Leg And Can Talk Are Just Minding Their Own Business, Until An Speaker Box Named Announcer, Came In And Decided To Offer Them An Grand Prize! That Being Dream Island! It Got 5 Star Hotel, A Casino, 6 Restaurants And Robot Slaves! Man! I Would Like To Go There!
Wiz: As Everyone Want The Dream Island For Themselves, So Announcer That There One Way To Settle This, The Battle For Dream Island! As Peoples Would Go At It, There At Least One Person Who Think She's Pretty And Beautiful To Need To Won This...
Boomstick: This Was The One Pink Yellow Head, Aka Flower!
Death Battle Info[]
- Full Name: Flower
- Species: Flower
- Age: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Height: Unknown
- Like: Being Called Beauiful
- Dislike: Bugs, Being Called Ugly
- Goal: Win BFDI (Failed), Win BFB (Succeed)
- To Hateable To Likeable Character
Wiz: Flower Is Likely Very Stronger And Tougher! Dues To Not Being An Only Human, But Got Some Toon Force In Her Body!
Boomstick: Her Toon Force Allow Her To Take Thing Out Of Nowhere, Stretch, Bend Or Manipulate Her Body In Other Ways!
Wiz: Even Could Break The Fourth Wall While Advertised An Read Hoodie!
Deadpool: Hey! That What I Go-
Boomstick: TAKE OUT OF HERE DEADPOOL!
Deadpool: Geez... Fine...
(Deadpool Leave The Place, As We Cut Back To Wiz And Boomstick)
Boomstick: Ok! Back To Analysis! He's Very Good At Martial Arts! Able To Fight Very Good!
Wiz: She's Can Stretch Her Body To Catch Someone In The Sky Or Stretch Her Punch At Long Ranged Attack!
Boomstick: Even Could Heard Someone Very Far Away! As Firely Was In The Sun And Flower Could Heard Him!
Wiz: Even Got Super Speed! As She's Managed To Reach At Incredible Speed At Running!
Boomstick: As An Plant, She's Have Floral Instincts To Knew Where To Dig To The Emerald Is!
Wiz: She's Also Have Extrasensory Perception To Sensed The Have Cots By Insult Her Sweater From Miles Away!
Boomstick: She's Have Non-Physical Interaction To Push Firely By His Fire! Now That Don't Make Sense...
Wiz: She's Resistance To Extreme Cold And Cosmic Radiations, As She's Was Immunes To The By The Extreme Conditions Of Space!
Abilities[]
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Toon Force
- Fourth Wall Breaking
- Martial Arts
- Elasticity
- Enhanced Senses
- Super Speed
- Floral Instincts
- Extrasensory Perception
- Non-Physical Interaction
- Resistance To:
- Extreme Cold
- Cosmic Radiations
W.I.P.
Morro (Justachecker290)[]
Cue: Ninjago Ghost Whip)
Wiz: The Six Ninja have faced many powerful and dangerous enemies across their diverse lineup. But none have really impacted them, such as the Elemental Master of Wind, Morro.
Boomstick: Born an orphan into a cruel and unforgiving world, Morro like most of us at one point, found himself sifting through rubbish just trying to find his place in the world.
Wiz: But as fate would have it, Morro was taken under the wing of Sensei Wu, son of the first spinjitzu master. And Wu soon taught Morro to be a master martial artist, and soon find out that he possessed the element of Wind. Able to literally control all forms of air around him.
Boomstick: He was so good in fact, that Wu planted the deadly seed in his mind that he would one day destined to become the Green Ninja. His prized pupil. However when the test didn't work, he completely blew his lid and ran away from home.
Wiz: Morro set off on quest to find the tomb of the First Spinjitzu master, however it was doomed to fail. Morro was killed in an explosion after the tomb collapsed in one itself and set off a fuse.
Boomstick: For the sins that he had commit, his soul was banished to the cursed realm. Or in other words, the Ghost one. And unfortunately for him, he was stuck there for a long time.
Wiz: One day though, he managed to escape and swore revenge on the current Green Ninja, Lloyd Garmadon, and also to carry out his Master's wishes of possessing all of Ninjago. So he broke into a museum and stole the Allied Armour of Azure.
Boomstick: Apart of giving him some protection on his chest, it allows him to summon other Ghosts from the cursed Realm, such as Soul Archer. A ghost with a homing ghost arrow that immediately corrupts the target to a ghost upon contact.
Wiz: And Bansha, a female ghost who's screams can cause deadly avalanches on snowy mountains. And last but definitely least is Ghoultar, the jokester of the group, wielding a long Ghost Scythe.
Boomstick: At this point, Morro should be comparable to other powerful Cursed Spirits, such as Sensei Yang, who illuminated the moon, a feat worth 525 Gigatons of TNT.
Wiz: So overpowered and Possessed Lloyd, before confronting the Ninja and defeating the Ninja who currently didn't have their powers, he also stole the staff of the First Spinjitzu master, knowing of the symbols engraved on the Staff.
Popup: The Fact that Morro was able to defeat Jay does mean that he is Faster than Light, because of the fact that Jay was confirmed to be FTL.
Boomstick: Okay first off, how did he know about the staff. And second off, WHO ENGRAVES RANDOM SHIT ON THEIR WALKING STICK.
Wiz: The ninja fled from Morro to the Bounty, and attempted to fly away from Morro, but even when the Bounty was flying at full speed. Morro was able to drag the bounty backwards using his Wind for about fifteen seconds.
Boomstick: And when that didn't work, he summoned his elemental Dragon of wind, and flew right after them. Also keep in mind that the Dragon was able to dodge lightning, fired directly from the sky.
Wiz: And as Morro's best feat, he summoned a powerful Storm that covered all of Ninjago. Based on the estimated diameter of Ninjago, and the Power of the average storm, this should have been worth 7 Megatons of TNT.
Boomstick: And to think I thought he was just a stupid piece of Plastic.
Wiz: In combat, Morro can summon two Serrated Ghost Blades to his side, to aid him in combat. Even if he is disarmed mid-battle he can return them to his side at any moment in time.
Boomstick: So back to the staff. The first clue contained an image of Airjitzu, exactly what is says on the tin. Spinjitzu, but in the air. And it also apparently gives the users Dementia, and makes them forget it three seasons later.
Wiz: Morro went to the city of Stiix, and and stole the Scroll of Airjitzu. The elemental Master of Fire, Kai attempted to chase him down to retrieve it, but Morro learned Airjitzu in literally five seconds and flew away.
Boomstick: And considering the fact that it took the other ninja hours to learn, this is quite an impressive feat.
Wiz: After this, Morro figured out the second clue was the Sword of Sanctuary. A legendary sword housed in the Cloud Kingdom. And a legend it was. Morro could already singlehandedly defeat the ninja, but his winning streak was further established.
Boomstick: The Sword of Sanctuary somehow predicts your opponents next move upon glancing into the blade. THERE ARE LITERALLY NO SETBACKS TO THIS.
Wiz: The final clue hoped in the staff was the realm crystal. A powerful crystal capable of teleporting the user to all the different realms of Ninjago. And when he found it, he ditched Lloyd's body and summoned his master, the preeminent.
Boomstick: This chick definitely won't stay quiet on a date. And that's because SHE IS LITERALLY A WALKING BREATHING UNIVERSE.
Wiz: In the final Battle, Nya, the ninja of water unlocked her true potential and doused the life of the Preeminent, and Morro found himself hovering above the submerged Preeminent, and he flew to low, being trapped in one of the tentacles.
Boomstick: Sensei Wu, his sensei after all this time attempted to save his Student, and by telling him that he has no prized Pupils, and that they are all the same in his book. After that, Morro finally accepted his fate and...*wails* I'm not crying you're crying.
Wiz: So at the end of the day, Morro may be a powerful foe, but his deadly weakness to Water when he isn't possessing Lloyd can bring him down at the end of the day.
Popup: Also note that Water dissipates a Ghost regardless of their Durability of toughness, and for most ghosts it only takes a half full bucket, or just some slight downpour.
Boomstick: And while he is possessing said Lloyd, his is weakened slightly, with the Green Ninja fighting his possession constantly. So he can take his pick in which form he wants to use.
Wiz: So if you find yourself alone and hear the screeching of a Ghost in the distance, then run! Morro..is here.
Jay: How are we supposed to fight a freind
Morro: Let me show you!
Max Steel (Captain akumya)[]
Kamina (Smaggle)[]
"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
(Cue Rap is a Man's Soul!)
[ WARNING. THIS CONTAINS VERY LITTLE SPOILERS FOR TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN ][]
Wiz: Long ago in the Universe, there were beings known as 'Spirals', beings who had the power to evolve, gaining power beyond your wildest dreams.
Boomstick: But some of these Spirals in the universe realised that their power would inevitably lead to the end of the Universe as we know it, so they stunted their own evolution, now calling themselves the Anti-Spiral, and destroyed the Spiral race!
Wiz: Well...Not all of them, on Earth, the leader of the Anti-Spiral, named...Antispiral, drove a member of the Humans, another Spiral race, insane, this man would go on to become The Spiral King. He created the Beastmen, and drove the Humans underground, for many, many years to come..
Boomstick: But a man in a village, he had a dream to pierce the heavens and go to the surface!
Wiz: His name?, Kamina!
Sauron (BigShark81913)[]
(Cue: Necromancer/Sauron Theme)
WIP
Macho Man (Cheesypickles564)[]
(Cue: Pomp and Circumstance)
Polnareff (VeryBigMan2)[]
Wiz: Sometime during 1983, a coffin is fished up by a group of sailors, but they soon realise that doing that was the worst, and last mistake they ever made...
Boomstick: Because in that coffin was the literal worst being to grace the Earth, DIO!
(A popup comes up reading "As calculated in DIO VS Alucard")
Wiz: And he had a mission, eliminate the entire Joestar Bloodline and take over the world.
Boomstick: Thing is, DIO's a vampire, so he can't come out in the sun
Wiz: So he needed to form an army to assist him in his plan, and one of the most iconic of DIO's cronies was Jean-Pierre Polnareff
(Cue: Polnareff BGM JJBA:EOH)
DEATH BATTLE Info[]
- Name: Jean-Pierre Polnareff
- Height: 185 cm
- Weight: 78 kg
- Age: 36
- Nationality: French
- Has a bad history with stairs and toilets
Boomstick: At the time of his "recruitment" Polpol was trying to find his sisters killer, a man with 6 fing- I mean 2 right hands!
Wiz: Coincidentally, DIO had also recruited the killer, and promised Polnareff that he'd help him get his revenge, technically he was right but we'll get there.
Boomstick: Spoilers Wiz! What if the audience hasn't seen JoJo yet?
Wiz: Then why would- eh nevermind. Back on track, DIO recruited Polnareff for one reason, his stand.
Silver Chariot[]
- Destructive Power: C
- Speed: A
- Range: C
- Stamina: B
- Precision: B
- Development Potential: C
Wiz: A stand is the physical manif-
Bomstick: A stand is a cool ghost that punches shit.
Wiz: That's a gross over-simplification of things.
Boomstick: C'mon Wiz, I'm not wrong!
Wiz: Ugh... Anyway, Silver Chariot is a close ranged, artificial-humanoid stand with few abilities, compared to other stands at least.
Boomstick: It can move so fast it appears to be cloning itself, can shoot its sword for extra range, and can shoot its armour off to gain more speed.
Wiz: Not like it needs more speed, even with its armour on, it can cut beams of light in half!
Boomstick: Said beam of light was the stand of his sisters murderer, giving Mr. Piller-head the revenge he wanted so badly.
Wiz: Now might be a good time to explain how stands work.
Boomstick: Alright, I'm clocking out, wake me up when we get to the cool shit.
(A loud thump is heard as we hear Boomstick snoring)
Wiz: Typical... Anyway, stands are the main ability in the JoJo universe, they can't be seen by non stand users and can only be affected by other stands, unless the stand is in mid attack, in which case the stand gains temporary tangibility-
Boomstick: That's not all!
Wiz: GAH! When did you get up!?
(Cue animated scene)
Boomstick: Stands can get cool forms called "Requiems" when the stand is pierced by the Requiem arrow! It's just a stand arrow but with a beetle on it.
(Boomstick is shown with the Requiem arrow with 99 Bottles from DIOcard, about to stab his stand)
Wiz: However, the Requiem arrow can backfire if the user isn't worthy-
(Cuts to 99 Bottles with the stand arrow stabbed into it)
Boomstick: WAIT WHA- FUUUUUUUU-
(99 Bottles is shown shattering as Boomstick is shown with cracks all over his body, blood spilling out of him)
(End animated scene)
Wiz: (sighs) Anyway, although Silver Chariot Requiem does exist, Polnareff doesn't have the Requiem arrow in his possession most of the time and is therefore considered outside help, which violates the rules.
Boomstick: What rules, we have rules?
Wiz: Yes- Did you not know we had rules!?
Boomstick: ...Perhaps.
Wiz: ALL THIS TIME YOU DIDN'T-ugh, ANYWAY, this Requiem was obtained when Polnareff was on death's door after having a hole punched through his chest by Diavolo, the leader of Pasione, which is the italian mafia in JoJo
Boomstick: The same Diavolo who punched Polnareff's legs and arm off!
Wiz: His legs weren't the only things he's lost.
Boomstick: Great segway Wiz.
Wiz: He's also lost his best friend that he made along the way to fighting DIO against a man named Vanilla Ice and his stand, Cream
Boomstick: Vanilla Ice's Cream... genius... Also wait a minute, he's lost his arm and legs, lost the closest thing to a mentor he had, has a sword, and in his first fight, he uses his stand to "fly" or... walk on the sky.
Wiz: Are you suggesting-
Boomstick: POLNAREFF VS DARTH VADER WHEN WIZ!?
Wiz: NO!
Boomstick: God damnit...
Regirock (Thelaserman20)[]
Boomsitck: Regirock wa-
Laser: HEY! DON'T DO OUR ANALYSIS!
Wiz: Wait, you're doing the analysis?
Genesis: Well, he's not alone...
Boomstick: Good, now we can take our break.
Laser: I don't remember which region Regirock was in, or his origins, but we can assume he was created by the God of pokemon...
Genesis: Bidoof!
Laser: ... Arceus.
Genesis: Aww.
Laser: Anyway, Regirock is located in a temple, and can be caught and added to your team there.
Genesis: Screw this, let's move to his arsenal!
Arsenal[]
Laser: Regirock has a lot of moves, like charge beam, an electric type move that has a chance of increasing Registar's stats.
Genesis: He has Curse, which sacrifices Speed for bulk.
Laser: There's iron defense, which buffs his durability.
Genesis: He can use hammer arm, which decreases his speed but does massive damage, Superpower, which does the same but decreases Regirock's bullk, Stone edge, which is a powerful rock type move, and Explosion, which causes Regirock to explode and deal massive damage to anyone who is caught in the blast.
Laser: He has hyper beam, a powerful move that requires Regirock to recharge, Rock slide, which can make people flinch and be unable to move, and there are some other moves but I'm too lazy to show them, so i'll just put a link to where I found his moveset. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Regirock_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
(Note: I am not using TMs and held Items because that requires outside help)
Genesis: Finally, there is his ability, clear body, which prevents oponent's attacks and abilities from reducing his stats.
Feats[]
Laser: Regirock has managed to do some impressive stuff, like scaling to Regigigas, who pulled continents with a freaking rope!
Genesis: It also can heal itself with other rocks.
Laser: Regirock can hurt people like tyrantitar, who has enough strength to obliterate a mountain, and scales to Regigigas, who can take on the nature trio in legends arceus, and Thunderous can just conjure a thunder storm whenever he wants!
Genesis: Regigigas can also take on Arceus, but we can debate on if that really is canon.
Laser: Well, that's all the feats I can find so let's move on.
Flaws[]
Genesis: Sadly, Regirock isn't perfect. His powerful moves have low PP, and if he runs out of that then he can't use the move, his strongest attacks also have negative effects and the debuffs are not affected by clear body.
Laser: Regirock has low Special defense and speed, and he is weak to ground, fighting, grass, and water type moves, but has coverage for the water types with charge beam and zap cannon.
Genesis: Regirock's explosion kills himself, and he also relies on the environment to heal him, so if he runs out of rocks to use, it's bye bye for Un Un Un.
Laser: Regirock may not be the best pokemon out there, but his abilities are truly legendary.
Regirock: Un Un Un
Hank J. Wimbleton (HEISENBERG69420)[]
Cloud Strife (BoomShadow20089)[]
Duck Dodgers (Fanuserna)[]
(Cue: Better call Saul theme)
Boomstick: WIZ!!!!!!111!1!! LOOK!!!!!!1111!!!!! DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND A HALF CENTURY!
Wiz: So it may seem.
Background
- Age: 435 (84 physically)
- Height: 3’5
- Partnered with Joey "the Pig" Paide
- Is a duck
Boomstick: even as regular daffy duck, Duck dodgers is still a toon, making him near unkillable.
Wiz: Although he can still be defeated by having his body fully destroyed.
Weapons
- Green lantern ring, allows him to become the green loontern
- Laser nunchucks
- Plasma Gun
- Laser Sabre
- Freeze Ray
- Gigantic boxing gloves
- Laser vision
- Ship's remote control
- Disintegration-proof vest
- Rocket boots
- Jetpack
- Glider
- Grapple belt
Boomstick: Duck Dodgers is a powerful foe to mess with, even when his mission seems as small as claiming a planet for earth, he’ll stop at nothing, EVEN NUCLEAR WAR, to stop anyone else from claiming it, which is what fate befell to Marvin the Martian looking to conquer Planet X “In the name of Mars”
Wiz: Jeez.
Boomstick: Well, he is the earth’s defender, and while he may have experienced a whole lifetime of torture back there over 300 years ago, he can’t help but defend it.
Wiz: Duck dodgers certainly has some intense power under his belt even if he is just one duck.
Boomstick: He has been known to survive smashing into a whole lot of trees!
YOIKES AND AWAY!
Boomstick: BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU??!?!??!?!?!?
Wiz: I’m not sure he can even touch someone hundreds of levels behind goku, let alone goku himself.
Boomstick: That’s a matter of opinion, and I DISAGREE.
Feats
- Overpowered a mountain level tasmanian devil
- Took multiple shotguns to the face
- Split a tsunami in half with a punch
- Destroyed a robot army of himself
- Survived 85 years of abuse
Boomstick: A toonameh?!?!?!?!??! (Sound of boomstick HORRIBLY mispronouncing tsunami)
Wiz: A tidal wave to be exact, and it’s a tsunami (Sounds of pronouncing it right)
Boomstick: AND HE DEFEATED A ROBOT ARMY! OF HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiz: Well, I guess he does have a reasonable amount of power.
Boomstick: And he was able to chart a whole star map within MINUTES.
Wiz: Anyone could do that with reference.
Boomstick: FROM MEMORY.
Wiz: Oh god, I have gotten my comeuppance.
Boomstick: That’s right WIZARD! IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Intermission[]
A Battle of the Favorites! Fight![]
Analysis[]
Trivia[]
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