Fandom User's Favorite Characters Battle Royale (Jershy's Version) is an off-season collab battle with Josemantor, Thevoidmansavatar/Snapwire, Btremblay02, Scarecrow640, Marvelfan996, DorkVader75, Bunny Cat4, CarsonRevived0828, SkunkBandit, AidenRulz0828, An Existential Being, and Jershy. It features Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased, Waluigi from Mashed, Dan from Dan Vs, Homer Simpson from The Simpsons, Spider-Man from Marvel, King Clawthorne from The Owl House, Mr. Puzzles from SMG4, Announcer's Remote Control from Cartoon Network Punch-Time Explosion, Dreadpool from Marvel, Orange from Orange's Revenge, Omni-Man from Invincible, and Marx from Kirby.
Important note: If anyone who is a part of this loses motivation, or just wants to drop out, just tell me and I'll find someone new. I'm hoping this actually proves the rest of the wiki wrong by at least getting all the analyzations done, and hopefully even a battle.
Current Status: 8/12 analyzations completed
Description[]
(Description made by Existential/Crimson)
Across fiction, there have always been characters to captivate the minds of many, to snatch their attention and love to distract them from the stress of life. They've all had so many stories to tell that's made them the favorites of our hosts for the day, like...
Giovanni Potage, The banzai blaster and totally very evil
Waluigi, the man who broke smash
Dan, the vengeful hater and loathsome lounger.
Homer Simpson, proud father of Bart and Lisa, worker of a hundred jobs.
Spider-Man, your friendly neighborhood hero. Totally not Peter Parker.
King Clawthorne, Titan of the Demon Realm, heart of the Clawthorne bloodline.
The Announcer's Remote Control, Cartoon Network's mysterious and ultimate enemy.
Mr. Puzzles, Show-maker of pure insanity.
Dreadpool, Wade Wilson's undead doppelgänger, Breaker of the Fourth Wall.
Orange, Among Us mere mortals, Rival of Cyan.
Omni-Man, Father of Markus and Oliver, Champion of Viltrum.
And last but not least, Marx, Dreamland's anti-hero.
And today, all twelve enter the ring. Only one will leave alive. My name's Crimson, joined by a wealthy list of hosts today, and it's our job to analyse our combatants' weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win this DEATH BATTLE!.
Interlude[]
Giovanni Potage, The EVILIST Evil To Ever Evil! | DEATH BATTLE! (Josemantor)[]
Wiz: In A World That Is Sorta Similar To Their Own, People Are Similar To Our Own, People In That World Are Put Into Two Different Categories.
Boomstick: Those Being Mundies, The Basic People In This World, And The Actually Cool Ones, Inscribed, Who Poses Cool And Magical Powers, Called Epithets.
Wiz: And One Of These Inscribed People Is The Person We're Gonna Be Talking About For This Analysis, Giovanni Potage.
Boomstick: Who's Epithet Is Both Helpful And Useless At The Same Time, Soup! Helpful For If You Don't What To Have For Breakfast, Lunch, Or Dinner, And Useless For Things Like Combat.
W.I.P
Waluigi has come to break death battle! (Thevoidmansavatar/Snapwire)[]
Wiz: Super Smash Bros the legendary game that brings you all your favorite characters so you can
Boomstick: BEAT THE @#$# OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND THEIR STUPID SMASH MAINS!
Wiz:.....right and while there are many characters you can choose from to do...that there is one who never received his invite..his name was Waluigi
Boomstick: how did he not get in?! THEY LET $#%#ING SORA IN!
Wiz: it is unknown why he was never invited but he had enough of it so when Tryouts turned up he took his chance and thus began his Journey to the top of the roster
Boomstick: and on this Tourney he did some impressive things
FEATS:[]
- beat the whole smash roster
- speedblitzed multiple members of said roster
- tanked explosions comparable to Nuclear explosions
- Easily defeated Bowser,Mario,Wario and Luigi
- Killed Kratos,Hercules,Superman,Thanos,Darkside,ETC
- Tamed the Phoenix force (yes the one from marvel)
- Beat Shaggy
- Survived an Attack from One Jump Man
- survived space
- survived a reentry that was more powerful than the explosion he took on
Wiz: he got to the end and he not only beat the Smash roster he outright killed them including Kirby you know the same pink ball that we put up against a dbz character?
Boomstick: and since he defeated beings like sonic who can OUTRACE BLACK HOLES! he can be comparable to some degree
Wiz: but one of his most impressive feats is him being in the center of this Massive Explosion which should be comparable to the out put of a nuclear bomb detonating
Boomstick: THAT'S AT LEAST 100 KILIOTONS OF DYNAMITE AND THIS ONE WAS MOST LIKELY STRONGER!
Wiz: after all this Waluigi was the only one left he had Defeated the entire smash roster and got his invitation to Smash bros...this is the end of his story.....NOT!
Boomstick: years pass and he grew bored with the Smash Roster so he moved onto bigger and better things such as FIGHTING THE STRONGEST BEINGS IN FICTION!
Wiz: this includes beings Like Superman,Kratos And Darkside and he takes a lot of trophies
ARSENAL:[]
- Cyborgs arm
- megamans mega buster
- (WA)Thor's hammer
- Doomfists....fist
- the infinity gauntlet
- gattling gun arm
- Cables arm
- the cricket (MIB)
- 4 Lightsabers
- claw gauntlet
- sling ring (marvel)
- death note
- Captain America's shield
- Bombombs
- spiked tennis racket
- is able to use any of the Mario Power ups if he can find them
Boomstick: JESUS! how many does he have!
Wiz: that's not all he also has stolen Powers!
ABILITIES:[]
- Phoenix force
- Omega force
- teleportation (used to teleport people to his palace on Mars)
- speed force
- Regeneration
- flight
- sans telekinesis
- attack Titan form (his true body is hidden inside)
- can change arm into drill
- multiple arms
- tentacle arms
- Monster form
- laser eyes
- laser blasts
- hadouken
- stretchy body
- cloning
boomstick: what makes this worse is the fact that these should all be comparable to the originals meaning he can use the Omega sanction and that he would be a mutliversal threat multiple times over capable of making and breaking the infinite multiverse multiple times over!
Wiz: but no one is perfect not even Waluigi
Faults:[]
- prideful
- becomes scared when a much more powerful for is unaffected by his attacks
- can become mournful when a battle is over as shown when he believed he had killed the entire smash roster only for them all to respawn
- some of his wins came from preplanned efforts such as when he poisoned Shaggy and one jump man
- his desire to be the strongest can lead to him pushing himself to far
Boomstick: even with all these faults he is still the mutliversal threat we have said he is and consider that fact in order to truly kill him you gotta make sure he has nothing left Complete eradication and with the Phoenix force you have to destroy his soul to prevent it from bringing him back and even then he might have something up his sleeve to survive that!
Wiz: but now he must team up with Shaggy to fight an enraged One Jump Man will he survive? who knows but he will still be a threat none will forget
Dan from Dan Vs (Btremblay02)[]
Boomstick: Somewhere in California, there is a man of rage and distraction incarnate, a man that won't stop until every last thing that wronged him is dead or dealt with, but what is this force of aggression?
Wiz: This is Dan
Boomstick: and he is said man.
Wiz: He's also rude, crude, mean, nasty, vile, uncouth, unpleasant, prickly, surly, churlish, judgmental, selfish, ill-tempered, angry, appalling, objectionable, hotheaded, indecent, caustic, insulting, repugnant, detestable, and offensive and that's just the nice stuff.
Boomstick: How ever you call him Dan Mandel lived a somewhat normal life doing what the average man usually does like Getting stuck in traffic while hunting the wolf-man, get your cookies stolen and milk blown up by a ninja, and get abducted by aliens in New Mexico.
Boomstick: Although I haven't done much of that last one it happens to Dan but does he let that stuff get to him?
(Shows Dan screaming into the sky)
Wiz: Yes he does but Dan doesn't just get mad, he gets even.
Wiz: But before he was the sociopathic, arsonist with anger issues we know and enjoy he was a normal kid in a bad time.
Boomstick: Little is known about Dan's past life for what we know is that Dan's dad divorced his mom, leaving Miss.Mandel with Dan.
Wiz: But his mom didn't want Dan so she neglected him throughout his life.
Boomstick: With his mom ignoring him and his dad long gone you think that Dan's life was going to be total shit with him basically having no parenting for his life.
Boomstick: But Dan's life was saved by a 3rd parent who came here to help, and its name was TV. Dan even took this as his parents gave up on his and let television raise him
Wiz: Of course being raised Tom and Jerry and G.I Joe was not good for Dan sines now he thinks he can solve any problem by setting it on fire and or blowing it up.
Boomstick: but it wasn't until his first day of summer camp that he finally snapped, After his stuff was stolen Dan let out a yell into the sky, and thus start Dan's quest for revenge.
Wiz: and it was his time at camp Atrocious that shaped Dan to the man he is today, His ability to start a fire saved his tribe members from freezing to death and started his pyromania, his lack of strength led him to out wit the enemy which let to his scheming mind set, and his camp counselor using his authority to crush Dan's victory and put them all in camps made Dan hate authority.
Boomstick: Dan with some help from the first person to be nice to him and future best friend Chris, got his tribe out of the camps, got back on the enemy tribe and ripped all of the hair off of his camp counselor's head.
Wiz: Which is both impressive and impossible since all the hairs on a human head are not all connected to etch other so...
Boomstick: Wiz it's a bit too early in the day for this so let's stop before a rant starts OK.
Wiz: OK. Anyway things didn't get better when he went to high school with Dan doing more revenge on more people but his schemas where more Bart Simpson then Eric Cartam at that time
Boomstick: But the crazy thing is that his classmates liked Dan for his trouble making planes. But the crazier thing is Dan didn't even remember his classmates liking him.
Wiz: My theory is that Dan spent so much time taking the bad side of life that he forgot the concept of kindness with him only showing it only a few times.
Wiz: Anyways after Dan graduated he moved into room 8 of the Casa Pardisio apartment building where he became the Dan we know today.
Boomstick: And in his adult years he became more aggressive.
Wiz: Dan is a being of pure vengeance, the self described avatar of the Greek goddess Nemesis
Boomstick: God is stretching it Wiz, He's more like a mix of Trevor Philips and Early Season Peter Griffin given Melody powers.
Wiz: That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Boomstick: Well Dan can handle all the disasters he's in with his big old arsenal.
Boomstick: Hes has brass knuckles, Fireworks, Bow and arrows, Dentist Bear, Crowbar, a Pipe, Axe, chainsaw, Weed wacker, crossbow, paint ball gun , Tnt, Time bombs, C4, Speed shoes, health pack, invincibility spray and a lot more. And best of all, he can seemingly pull this stuff out of thin air.
Wiz: In other words Dan has Toon Force. Although not as strong as Bugs Bunny's or SpongeBob's, Dan is able to pull anything he wants out of nowhere and walk off most minor hits like it was nothing like getting his face blasted by fire.
Wiz: Not to mention his more wacker ability.
Boomstick: Like the time he learned the art of dance fight witch he then used to beat a bunch of dance Zombies.
Wiz: And that's one of Dan's strongest skills.
Boomstick: His Shimmy dance move?
Wiz: No, his unpredictability. There is no way to know what Dan knows about any given topic like how he knows who made Mount Rushmore but not know where it is, in other words a genius and an idiot at the same time Like the time he totally out smarted his impostor.
Boomstick: He's also a master of blowing stuff up, like how a small stash of his explosives replicated a nuke going off.
Wiz: But ever with all of Dan's stuff he still needs help.
Boomstick: Enter Chris one of the guys we mention at the beginning of this, He acts as Dan's right hand and his moral compass to stop him from destroying the world.
Wiz: But he's also a father with his cat Mr.Mumbles when he's not taking his revenge.
Boomstick: He treats Mumbles better then his own parents ever did, It goes to shows you that even someone as bad as Dan can be a good guy in the right circumstance.
Wiz: Any way, Dan has accomplished many things, Like Defeating robots,a demon, a superhero, and even New Mexico
Boomstick: But that's not all, he pushed over a big ass Christmas tree. Based on the biggest Christmas tree in the world which was 300 feet tall we can estimate that the Christmas tree weighed 16,200 pounds.
Wiz: He also out ran an avalanche for 5 secants and Dodged Laser Fire, and survived said avalanche that covered Canada and Dan came out of it with just a cold.
Boomstick: Dan is no joke, it's impossible for anyone to stop him?
Wiz: It's not as hard as you think, While Dan is strong once you discover his weaknesses, he's not that hard to beat.
Boomstick: If you are very smart and or very strong you can beat Dan without much trouble.
Wiz: and exposure with kindness in one of his big schemes of revenge can make him faint.
Boomstick: Wait let me get this straight Dan has the same weakness as a My Little Pony villain?
Wiz: In a way yes.
Boomstick: You lost a lot of your epicness Dan.
Wiz: and even with all of his super human feats he's still human so if you shoot him with a gun or stab with a sword him with a knife he'll die just the same.
Boomstick: Still, Dan is someone you don't want to mess with and who knows what he's doing. Some say he's still in his apartment, others say he calmed down and he and Chris started a TV show together. Either way if you hear your name getting screamed out into the sky, run as fast as you can, cause Dan is coming for you.
Dan: Yes that will do nicely, in 1 month's time this will pierce the flesh of the Wolf-man (Full Evil laugh)
Homer Simpson (Scarecrow640)[]
Sheldon: The average American family, a trope that’s become a staple of modern TV, one that allows for plenty of different stories, from the wholesome to the silly to the utterly deranged.
Deadpool: and no family has been through anywhere near as much as the Simpsons, I mean, hey, who else has had over thirty years of episodes, comics, games, books and even a whole movie, no matter what you think of them, the Simpsons are by far one of the most recognisable names in TV history.
Sans: from the stern but caring mother with massive hair known as Marge, the genius young girl who’s always got something to say known as Lisa, the silent baby girl that is Maggie, or America’s #1 bad boy Bart, but the most iconic is obviously the father, a man as dim as his belly is large, Homer Simpson.
Sheldon: born to war veteran Abe and hippie Mona, Homer’s childhood was rough, due to foiling Mr. Burns chemical weapon plan, Mona had to leave him when he was a kid, and not knowing what had happened, Abe simply told him she’d run off, and as much as he tried, Abe wasn’t a good father, he’d gotten rid of the recipes that were all Homer had to remember Mona by, was easily angered, and was forced to get rid of his best friend/dog, Bongo.
Deadpool: and yet, Homer was never really that unhappy, mostly because he didn’t really know what was going on for quite a bit of it, due to a crayon lodged in his brain, Homer was kinda dim.
Sans: eventually Homer would enter College, where he’d meet his two greatest loves, Beer, and Marge, the two hit it off big time, despite their clashing personalities, they both genuinely loved each other more than anything else (even if everyone thinks she could have done better).
Sheldon: they’d eventually get married due to Marge getting pregnant, which led to Bart, who was a troublemaker since day one, no, seriously, he was pulling pranks right out of the womb, most of which negatively affected Homer.
Deadpool: and two more kids would soon follow, and unfortunately, that meant problems for Homer, he may have been working at a job he loved in a Greek diner, but it didn’t exactly pay well, so he had to return to a much worse position, the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and he somehow ended up as its safety inspector, the working conditions are definitely not the best considering he works under the cruel, money-loving Mr. Burns, yet he’s still able to do so for one simple reason, a mantra hung up on the wall.
Sans: and hey, least they had a pretty good house over their heads, thanks in particular to Grandpa winning a crooked gameshow, I mean, hey, no matter what happens to Homer, stuff always ends up in his favour, at least, when it’s all said and done, the guys been through a lot.
Sheldon: indeed he has, from a ton of Marriage Crises (maybe… no definitely too many), problems at work or with his kids, and much more insane stuff like having feuds with Celebrities, fighting an ex-president, being kidnapped by Patty and Selma, being put into a coma by a beer can exploding with such force the blast was seen across town, run ins with Mafia and Serial Killers, and even going to space.
Deadpool: he has been noted to have had over 188 jobs, and he’d have even more wacky ones after that episode, and that’s not even including what he goes through in other media like the games, comics and Halloween specials.
Sans: he’s worked as a bodyguard to defend Mark Hamill and Mayor Quimby, which forced him to fight off Mafia member Louie, who was able to fight on par with Yakuza men who are noted to be skilled enough to kill you five times over before you even hit the ground.
Sheldon: now, you may be thinking “for a fat guy, he sure does a lot” and to that we’d say, “you have no idea”, in fact, despite his laziness, he has a lot of stamina.
Deadpool: he’s kneeled upright in a prayer position for multiple days without sleep or food, had the energy to paddle a raft after over a week out at sea without food, and, something you probably noticed from those two clips, he was still fat at the end, which makes his one in the episode “Hungry, Hungry Homer” more impressive, as he lasted so long without food that he actually became incredibly skinny, and yet despite the delirium and hunger, was still able to figure out and expose the proof that the Isotopes were leaving, you are NOT outlasting him if it comes to a battle of stamina.
Sans: ironic for a guy who spends most of his time on a couch.
Sheldon: ah, but this isn’t just any old couch, it’s the LA-Z Rider, a sentient couch that can drive around, and comes equipped with muscular arms, handguns, jet boosters, the ability to apparently enter cyberspace, and can even drive on water, if that’s not all, another couch gag shows it can even travel through different times periods, and the Simpsons were able to chase after it.
Deadpool: but let’s be honest, if he wants to get around, most commonly to his job, he’s gonna resort to his car, a Pink Sedan, it’s not usually done anything as impressive, but it did once turn into Optimus Prime.
Sans: Homer may not be very good at his job 95% of the time, but he has occasionally shown to be a pretty decent safety inspector, even if it wasn’t while working.
(a clip plays)
Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
Random Woman: What’s her problem?
(clip ends)
Sheldon: well, not like he’d need to worry, he constantly gets irradiated Carbon Rods down his shirt, and in Tapped Out he tanks the plant exploding at point blank range.
Deadpool: heck, not only is Homer immune to radiation, he even has the ability to generate it, he’s turned a truck insanely radioactive despite there being no Nuclear Material in it.
Sans: When it actually comes to fighting, Homer generally employs a sort of bruiser tactic, he usually goes for heavy strikes and is great at taking blows, like when he worked as a boxer, he stood there and took the heavy blows, letting his opponent tire themselves out.
Sheldon: yet Homer can be brilliant when he decides to be, he’s pretty good at using the environment to his advantage and can even make weapons out of random stuff, like combining a cement block and chain to make a makeshift mace called the home defender, or mixing pop rocks and soda to create a volatile explosive that destroys an entire convention.
Deadpool: not like he’d need to make them, he’s got a bunch of his own, like various different guns, a flare capable of blinding an opponent, Knives, a Chainsaw and even an actual mace.
Sans: he’s even gotten a bunch of wackier stuff from the Treehouse of Horrors, like the Monkey’s Paw, an monkey hand that can grant five wishes, while they do have some sort of catch, it usually comes up way later on. He’s also got a sentient Krusty doll that tried to kill him, but had its switch turned to good, meaning it’s now a helper for him, and he’s even got a magic hammock that lets him duplicate himself whenever he sits on it.
Sheldon: funnily enough, he doesn’t even need it, after all, he doesn’t need to be realistic, multiple of him can just exist at the same time.
Sheldon: this technically means that even if you beat one Homer, another could just walk on screen and take his place.
Deadpool: he’s also used time travel to bring multiple variants of himself to the present, and thanks to a radioactive donut, his burps can infect others and turn them into himself.
Sans: speaking of, Homer will just straight up eat anything, I’m not even kidding, from wax, Eldritch Gods, Alien goo and even HIMSELF!!!
Sheldon:………………………… I’m going to go throw up.
Deadpool: honestly, he should’ve just not done what the writers wanted there, oh yeah, he can do that, he’s went off-script to talk about fox, you know, the people who control his story, heck that’s not even the only time, in the Simpsons game he directly goes to beat up his writer, Matt Groening, yes, you heard that right, Homer can go against the control of the people who control the plot itself.
Sans: heck, he can just… exit the set, in other words he’d be completely exiting the universe within the story, like, imagine putting him in a dangerous situation, only for Homer to just up and leave the universe like he’s walking off a set, and then reenter in a completely different scene completely unharmed.
Sheldon: he’s capable of changing his own art style (1 minute in) and with a pencil he can draw both other people and even entire areas, possibly even the universe (5:10).
Deadpool: if that’s not all, he’s got a healing factor to rival my own, though admittedly, his is more it happens off screen.
Sans: from various body wounds, stabbing himself in the hand multiple times, being split into multiple slices that all kept running like nothing happened, heck, another Springfielder, Moleman, was able to come back again in later episodes after being reduced to NOTHING.
Sheldon: if I believed in god I’d suggest you pray to him if you faced Homer, only problem is, you can’t, he’s on Homers side, in the episode “Pray Anything” Homer decides to start praying to God and asking for stuff, and he gets them, he essentially ends up manipulating probability to get a higher chance of stuff going his way, other abilities of the Simpsons God include weather manipulation (lightning in particular being a preferred), warping reality (he can even grab hold of its fabric and pull it) and having himself physically appear in a giant form.
Deadpool: and that’s not even the only god-like being Homer can summon to help him, or, well… okay this is rather weird now because Tapped Out is now closing but that wasn’t known when we’d planned out this analysis, basically within Tapped Out every resident of Springfield could give you a mission or quest that you essentially had to complete to make progress (and some specific one forced you to do them so you couldn’t just go do something else), if that’s not all the notifications you got on the phone/tablet were accompanied by a voice line, specifically Homer’s, so, theoretically, Homer could legitimately summon you, or more accurately, the Tapped Out finger to help him out, this can spawn and move around different building and scenery, and more importantly pop foes with a tap (generally done in the Halloween events to zombies and the like).
Sans: this isn’t even the only help he has, because his Brain is its own sentient lifeform capable of talking to him and coming up with its own plans, it being a seperate consciousness is actually pretty useful as it can seize control from Homer, so if someone were to take control of him, it could likely override said control.
Sheldon:
W.I.P
| “ | That was the most incredible experience of my life. And now to find my family, save my town and drop 10 pounds! Thank you, boob lady. | „ |
Spider-Man (MarvelFan966)[]
W.I.P
Background[]
- Name: Peter Benjamin Parker
- Current Alias: Spider-Man
- Height: 5′10″ (1.78 m)
- Weight: 167 lbs (75.75 kg)
- Age: ???
- Occupation: Adventurer, Inventor, Photographer, Teaching Assistant, Vigilante
W.I.P
Powers & Abilities[]
- Spider Physiology
- Superhuman Strength
- Superhuman Speed
- Superhuman Agility
- Superhuman Reflexes
- Superhuman Stamina
- Superhuman Durability
- Superhuman Equilibrium
- Regeneration
- Contaminant Immunity
- Wallcrawling
- Mark of Kaine
- Spider-Sense
- Radio Frequency Detection
- Indomitable Will
- Gifted Intellect
- Expert Inventor/Engineer
- Skilled Photographer
- Talented Teacher
- Master Acrobat
- Master Martial Artist
- Bilingual
- Medium Awareness
W.I.P
Arsenal[]
- Web-Shooters
- Utility Belt
- Spider-Tracer
- Spider-Signal
- Avengers Identicard
- Anti-Magnetic Inverter
- Anti-Sonic Inverter
- Clairvoyant
- Suits
- Traditional Red and Blue Suit
- Black Cloth Suit
- Black Symbiote Suit
- Iron Spider Armor
- Stealth Suit
- Spider-Armor MK I
- Electro-Proof Suit
- Ricochet's Suit
- Hornet's Suit
- Dusk's Suit
- Prodigy's Suit
- Spider-Armor MK IV
- Spider-Armor MK II
- Spider-Armor MK III
- Superior Spider-Man Mark III
W.I.P
Weaknesses[]
- Spider-Sense Disruption
- Ethyl Chloride
- Bad Luck
W.I.P
"Hope you were watching, Uncle Ben. 'Cause I did that for you. Kept everyone safe. Kept them from being scared. And I made it fun. It doesn't matter that most of 'em wouldn't have lifted a finger for Peter Parker. That's not why you do it. You do it 'cause it's the right thing to do. Because it's what you would've done. You were more than a father to me, Ben Parker. More than a role model... You were my hero. Now it's my turn. Because from now on, I'm going to be yours! You'll see. I'm going to give it my all! We'll have fun! I'll never quit--and it's going to be amazing!"
King Clawthorne (DorkVader75)[]
Wiz: In the Demon Realm, there were fantastic creatures called titans. These titans could grow to be tall enough to touch the sky and had magic more powerful than that of any witch or demon.
Boomstick: But then came another race of beings known as the collectors, who discovered that a titan's magic can cancel out their own. So to fix this, they started a war that took really, really, long to finish. But soon there were only one titan left. This titan hid his son's egg in a castle to protect him.
Wiz: Unfortunately, the titan dad died, leaving only his egg. The egg soon hatched, and King was born. He was taken care of by Jean-Luc, but was soon found by Eda Clawthorne who adopted him.
Background[]
- Full Name: King Clawthorne
- Age: 8+ | 12+ (Epilogue)
- Height: 3'1" | 94 cm
- Likes: Committing crimes, demons, cupcakes
- Dislikes: Working, writing, no one paying attention to him
- Signature:
Boomstick: After Eda adopted KIng, he grew up thinking he used to be the King of Demons before being turned into his current form. Of course, it wasn't true, but Eda played along with it. Due to King thinking he's the King of Demons, he was fascinated with them and learned as much as he could about them.
Wiz: In one of Eda's trips to the Human Realm to scavenge for things to sell, she came across a human named Luz Noceda, whom Eda accepted to teach to become a witch.
Boomstick: King quickly befriended Luz, and even considered her his sister, never letting her leave his side.
Wiz: King also eventually discovered his true origins of being a titan, and with it, he developed powerful abilities.
Arsenal and Abilities[]
- Sonic Shout
- Glyphs
- Light Glyph
- Glyph Barrier
- Enhanced Smell
- Magic Reflecting Veins
- Toon Force
- Oxygen Independence
- Vacuum Adaptation
- Aquatic Breathing
- Lava and Fire Resistance
- Enraged Form
- Shrinking Potion
- Winged Boots
- Tentacle-Creating Water Balloons
- Rolling Pin
- Kart
- Diamonds
- Can be used to increase his kart's top speed, acceleration, agility, and strength
- Can be used to boost his kart's speed
- Several Power-Ups
Boomstick: His main power is his sonic shout, which activates when he says "weh." The sonic shout is powerful enough to start small fires, cause small earthquakes, can throw Luz and her friends back several meters, can completely destroy Belos's "mold," and his most powerful feat was when his sonic shout cracked the Titan Trapper's "portal" in half. This portal was a titan's finger, and was about the size of a mountain! Along with his sonic shout, he's pretty strong and fast for his size, being able to outrun Eda and throw a cat several meters.
Wiz: King can also possibly use it for echolocation, but when King tried doing this to find Eclipse Lake, it didn't work.
Boomstick: He also has a really good sense of smell, which he used to track down Luz from really far away.
Wiz: In Chibi Tiny Tales, King has a limited amount of toon force, which allows him to deform himself to fit inside a bowl and lose his skull while being completely fine.
Boomstick: King also has his enraged form, where he becomes larger and his sonic shouts become strong enough to slightly damaged Belos in his titan form.
Wiz: Due to King being a titan, he can utilize glyph magic, but he's only done it twice. The first time he did it, he created a glyph barrier while in his enraged form, and this barrier was strong enough to stop Belos's "mold breath."
Boomstick: 4 years later, he showed his own light glyph, but even when he draws a large version of the glyph, it only makes a small light ball.
Wiz: King's veins can also reflect magic, he's also able to survive/breathe in both space and underwater in the game Disney All-Star Racers, and in that same game, he's completely unharmed when he's shot out of a volcano and is only temporarily stunned when he gets blasted by fire at point-blank range.
Boomstick: In that same game, King has a kart that's made of a bunch of different demon stuff! He also has diamonds that he can use to give his kart a speed boost or a few other upgrades.
Wiz: King's also able to get many power-ups in the game, such as a hot dog that can be thrown at enemies and stun them for a few seconds, Owlbert who sucks up diamonds for King, a frisbee that locks onto a target once thrown, and abomination balls that explode and stun enemies when thrown.
Boomstick: He can also use a Mickey Mouse item that makes him invincible for a few seconds, marbles that can be used to trip enemies, a staff that creates a green mist around him that will hurt and stun anyone who gets too close but gets immediately deactivated if King is hit by something, a barrel of oil that he opens to make his targets trip and slide, and finally mirror shields that will block any enemy attack and will stun the enemy for a few seconds. Oh, and he can activate all of these abilities at the same time or in a row with no cooldown.
Wiz: Though if he picks up one of these items while he already has one in hand and he's not using it, it'll get replaced.
Boomstick: He also has a shrinking potion that when he sprays it on someone, they'll shrink down to the size of a fly!
Wiz: King also has access to winged boots that allow him to fly at great speeds, and a bag of water balloons that create giant tentacles when popped.
Feats[]
- Was unharmed after getting blasted out of a volcano
- Slightly damaged titan Belos with a sonic shout while in his enraged form
- Outran Eda the Owl Beast
- Threw Mr. Tuxedo (a cat-looking/sized demon) several meters away with one arm
- Broke out of Boscha's grip
- His sonic shout shook a tree
- Had a French horn get thrown on his head
- Wrote a complex math equation to explain how to steal a pie from a window sill
- Pushed a giant barrel full of salt
- Cracked the Titan Trapper's portal in half with his sonic shout
- Was unfazed when Scratch tried scaring him
Boomstick: King went through lots of character development, and although he's still a bit mean, he's grown a lot. And he'll definitely grow a lot more, since, you know, titans are gigantic!
Wiz: That's right Boomstick. And now that King has found a true family of weirdos like him, he will protect them at all costs, so if you mess with them, prepare to get a "weh" to the face!
"Hi, Dad. If you're out there watching this, I, uh, wanna introduce myself. I like cheesy foods and conquering kingdoms, though I haven't conquered any of my own yet. But maybe you have, and we can compare notes! I'd love to meet ya, we could do parent-kid stuff. Toss a ball, burn some cookies, catch me going on weird websites or something. Also, I found this symbol in the tower I hatched in, maybe you can teach me to read it? I live with my favorite human and cranky old witch, but cranky or not, she's the one who raised me, which is why I'm legally changing my name to King Clawthorne! Hahaha! Surprise, Eda! Now we're connected for life and there's nothing you can do about it!"
Mr. Puzzles (CarsonRevived0828)[]
(Cue: Creative Control Instrumental)
Amanda: In the wide multiverse of SMG4, there was a little Mr. Puzzles, who had no friends when he was... well, little. He couldn't find anybody who could be his buddy, so like Dan, he watched TV to help him out.
Wooly: He was obsessed, he couldn't stop and he WOULDN'T stop until he had seen every last moving picture that exists. So eventually, he made the decision to cut of his head and put a TV where it once was.
Amanda: And so this lead to the Creative Controller, Mr. Puzzles of Puzzlevision fame!
- Full Name: Unknown
- Age: Unknown, Over 50s
- Height: most likely 6ft+
- Likes: Putting on Shows, Manipulating and toying with the SMG4 Gang, Corrupting people and turning them into ruthless and power-hungry villains, Getting 5-star ratings for his shows (Formerly), Everything going exactly as planned, His Sidekick Leggy (although he tries to play it off cool), Having a friend (although he tries to play it off cool)
- Dislikes: SMG4's Gang (Especially SMG4 himself & Mario), Ratings below 5 Stars, His "performers” breaking out of character/realizing they are trapped in his shows, Mario being annoying or messing stuff up, Not being able to make friends, Losing his first friend Leggy, Mario taking away his sidekick Leggy and leaving him friendless again, Mario somehow ruining all his plans, Negative reception to new Puzzlebox episodes from kids.
- Gender: Male
- First appearance: ITS GOTTA BE PERFECT (adware), WOTFI 2023 (Body), Mario's Mysteries (Name reveal)
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???: I'm sorry but I will be taking over for now... Now who want to learn about me- er I mean, THE GREAT Mr. Puzzles!
???: Now you might be wondering, who I- er- He is. So let me give you a quick rundown.
???: Mr. Puzzles is the current main antagonist of the SMG4 series, acting as the overarching antagonist of Season 13 and the main antagonist of Season 14, being introduced in the PUZZLEVISION story and in the following sub-series.
???: Now that you're caught up on the story, lets see the powers.
Powers and Abilities[]
- Mind Control. Mr. Puzzle can Brainwash people, as show in the Puzzlevision Saga
- Genius-level Intelligence. Mr. Puzzles shows a high amount of intelligence.
- Television Manipulation. He can manipulate TV broadcast to his advantage.
- Omniscience. Mr. Puzzles shows a level of omniscience, being like a godly being when having 5 Stars, and like a behind the scenes being at the end of WOTFI 2023
- Technological manipulation. He can change any form of tech to his will.
- Psychological manipulation. He was able to traumatize Meggy though the entirety of Western Spaghetti.
- Self decapitation. He can take his head off and put it back on.
- Time reversal. In Scooby Mario, where did you go, Mr. Puzzles resets times to prevent Mario and Luigi from discovering that the world they were in was a show.
- Reality warping. He changed Reality altogether to make shows during the Puzzlevision Saga.
- Life creation. He created Pedro.
- Mute. He can make people have a inability to make noise.
- Volume Adjustment. He can change the sound level of his voice using the volume knob on his head.
- Pocket-Reality Manipulation: Mr. Puzzles can manipulate his shows.
- High Charisma: Manipulated Leggy into joining his team.
- Fourth-Wall Awareness: Mr. Puzzles can see the viewer.
Amanda: Um... what?
Wooly: While we experience technical difficulties with this guy, let's go over his powers and abilities. For one, he can mind control his victims into acting like puppets for his shows, and he can manipulate broadcasts to his advantage. He's also high in intelligence as he was able to manipulate the SMG4 Cast into his puppets.
Amanda: Mr. Puzzles was able to manipulate Meggy into joining his side, take off his own head multiple times, appear out of nowhere when a television is nearby, created Pedro which was a Mario clone, and manipulate volume to where he can mute people and talk extremely loudly. He's also
Wooly: He can reverse time to a certain point, and warp reality because it's his show, his rules. He also traumatized Meggy throughout the entirety of Western Spaghetti, which isn't really an ability but it was on the list. So, let's move on to his arsenal.
Amanda: ██████████████████████████████
???: I'm taking control again, Creative control!
???: Now sadly my, er, Ahem, his arsenal is rather small.
Weapons[]
- His magic TV Remote was a main weapon of choice prior to it being destroyed.
- The Ray Gun was a good weapon but it only existed in a dream sequence.
- A Rubber Hammer. Not much to say there
- A Pipe Bomb, which he can summon at will
- The entire Bee Movie with Bonus Features
- Mr. L (Toolate.EXE) Animatronic, but it was decapitated by SMG4
*STATIC*
Amanda: Alright, it should be fixed now. He's not the only one that can interfere with technology, so now let's FINALLY go over his arsenal. While he doesn't have much due to most of his arsenal being destroyed or in a dream, he does have a rubber hammer that can... umm... smack people? He has a pipe bomb that's able to be summoned, the entire Bee Movie, and an animatronic that was decapitated. Yeah, this stuff isn't helping.
Wooly: ... okay then. So, let's move on to his accomplishments and get this over with.
Feats[]
- Fought with the SMG4 cast
- Survived getting his head smacked through the air by SMG4/Luigi the Meat Mallet
- Overthrew Mickey Mouse and took control over his theme park
- Defeated Bob, Luigi, SMG3 and SMG4 when infiltrating the Comedy Zone
- Made SMG4 go insane
- Tricked Mario and Marty into stealing SMG3's Sussy Notebook
- Stole Mario's Mustache
- Has survived getting his head cracked multiple times
Wooly: He's been able to fight with the SMG4 cast multiple times, stole Mario's mustache, and has manipulated multiple characters such as Mario, Marty, SMG4, and One-Shot Wren. He's also extremely durable with being able to survive having his head bashed in multiple ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-
*STATIC*
???: They thought they could take away MY research hour? I'M the one that's researching MYSE- I mean, HIM! Now, let's continue, shall we-
Amanda: NO! We are NOT doing this AGAIN!
The "mysterious" interrupter would be clawed at violently by Amanda's true form while Wooly attempted to finish the analysis.
Wooly: But even with these- *Amanda and Mr. Puzzles keep fighting* -feats of his, he- *Still fighting* -still has his weaknesses!
Faults[]
- Is prone to anger when his puppets go off-script
- Is a power-hungry control freak
- Liquids such as water and Monster energy
Wooly: Overall, Mr. Puzzl- *Still fighting* -es is a formidable foe that- *Still fighting* -will make sure that he reaches- *Still fighting* -a 5-Star Rating like he's always wanted! *STILL FIGHTING*
"My dear friends! TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape? C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan!"
Announcer's Remote Control (Bunny Cat4)[]
Dreadpool (SkunkBandit)[]
(Cue X-Men Theme)
Skunk: Ok, so, this is one of the few collabs we have done, and it is on a character we haven't really got much info on...
Skel: Well, let's get to it!
Skunk: Wade Wilson, one of Marvel's most unique, and iconic characters, also known as Deadpool.
Skel: We are "kinda" talking about him, specifically, Earth-12101's version.
Skunk: Honestly there is so many versions of Deadpool, it is hard to pin down the correct one, assumptions and what-not are going to have to be taken.
Skel: We aren't taking assumptions to try to make Dreadpool sound way better than he is and force him to win this, we just really need to pull from where we can.
Skunk: Anyway, on to the proper analysis, as proper as we can get it.
Skel: Wade Wilson, one of Earth's greatest mercenaries, uh... something about getting cancer, he was injected with a super drug, gave him a healing factor, super awesome physic.
Skunk: You've probably heard the story already, if you follow official Death Battle or comics, but the version we are talking about is Dreadpool.
Skel: So, "How did he get his name, and what is his origin?" we hear you asking. Be quiet and listen!
Skunk: While he was an amazing mercenary, his friends were worried about his... mind, how he seemed pretty crazy.
Skel: He is crazy.
Skunk: Beside the point, they attempted to cure his insanity, by bringing him to a special doctor.
Skel: Little did the X-Men know, the doctor was just as crazy as Wade, and was doing experiments to brainwash and control people!
Skunk: With this, he attempted the same thing on Wade, but instead of brainwashing, he actually removed the voices from Wade's head, and replacing it with-
Skel: An insane single voice that wants him to murder everyone!
Skunk: Yes... and so, he went to do just that, breaking out of the asylum, and soon after, went to kill the heroes of Earth.
Skel: He wouldn't be able to do this without his kick-ass gear he uses, as well as his powers.
Dreadpool's Arsenal, Powers & Skills[]
Arsenal[]
- Swords
- Duel Katanas
- Carbonadium Sword
- Negates Regeneration
- Guns
- Teleportation Belt
- Gasoline
- Pym Particles
- Stole from Hank Pym
- Explosives
- Traps
- Wrist Device
- Allows travel through time and space
- Scythe
Powers[]
- Healing Factor
- Has the same healing as normal Deadpool
- Immortality
- Comes back from death even after his head is blown up or his body is torn to bits
- Will be written back into the continuity by the Progenitors
- Enhanced Physic
- 4th Wall Awareness
- Telepathic Resistance
- Professor X died when he read Dreadpool's mind
- Limited Resistance to Plot Manipulation
Skills[]
- Hacking
- Martial Arts
- Stealth
Skunk: With him being Deadpool, he obviously has powers like regeneration and increased physical capabilities, and his classic weapons like swords and guns.
Skel: But oh boy, he is way way, WAY more prepared than that, he is smart enough to hack into robots made by Mister Fantastic, the SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH!
Skunk: He also has a special sword that both was strong enough to cut off Wolverine's head, and stop him from healing, he even stole Pym Particles, which are able to change the sizes of things, making them microscopic, or gargantuan.
Skel: He has a scythe, his mind caused Professor X to die when he read it, and, like normal Deadpool, he knows he isn't real.
Skunk: Possibly one of the most baffling things that Dreadpool has is the Progenitors on his side, as whenever he would die, he will be put back into the continuity by them.
Skel: Is that even fair to include?
Skunk: Well, it depends how everyone else thinks, it could be limited to comics, or we could say it counts, it is complex.
Skel: Anyway, aside from his weapons, skills and powers, we gotta talk about what he is capable of.
Dreadpool's Feats[]
- Killed all of the Marvel characters
- This includes characters like:
- Hulk
- Wolverine
- The Watcher
- The Avengers
- The Fantastic Four
- This includes characters like:
- Healed from his head being blown up and body being ripped apart
- Cut off Wolverine's head
- Hacked Mister Fantastic's robots
- Stole Pym Particles from Hank Pym
- Caught Spiderman off guard
- Matched and killed Taskmaster
Skunk: While there is plenty to talk about, the main thing he did? Killed the whole Marvel Universe.
Skel: This includes the Hulk, X-Men, Thor, just so many of them.
Skunk: He was able to match Spiderman, despite being badly beaten up, he still shot Spiderman before he knew it.
Skel: Stealing from Hank Pym and hacking Reed Richard's robots, it takes a mega genius to do both of those, against two of the smartest guys on Earth.
Skunk: His healing factor is comparable to Deadpool, healing his organs, limbs, and bones in seconds.
Skel: Did we mention he killed all the villains too? Yeah.
Skunk: However, Dreadpool may have killed his whole universe, but he had to get creative, and needed some help.
Dreadpool's Flaws[]
- Required Puppeteer to kill off multiple villains at once
- Still able to be damaged, even was unable to properly move after a large fall
- Has limited weaponry
- Sometimes he wills it so his healing doesn't happen
- Is bat shit crazy
Skel: I mean, he did need some help to kill off a bunch of the villains, he didn't directly kill EVERYONE.
Skunk: He also still remains pretty insane, and his healing factor may heal him, but not instantly, and he can even decide he doesn't want to be healed.
Skel: Yeah, he is still flesh and blood that can be damaged, while he is hard to kill, it is not hard to damage him.
Skunk: While Deadpool is a very lovable comedian hero, or anti-hero, depending on your view, Dreadpool is not going to hold back, he WILL murder you the moment you enter his territory.
Orange (AidenRulz0828)[]
(Cue: ProleteR - April Showers)
Haiden: The white void. A basis for all kinds of internet animations such as Mokey's Show, ASDFmovie, and a lot of story-time animations. Yet in the back realm of YouTube, on November 5 in the year 2020, an animator called Thatonefigoh created an animation known as Among Us But You can't even. In this animation, two crewmates colored Orange and Cyan would throw random weapons at each other all while just doing random actions such as eating the infinity gauntlet, using umbrellas to deflect bombs, and pulling the classic move of using gun in rock, paper, scissors.
Speedy: And so, the video got around 23 Million views, and a sequel was made. This time it was centered around christmas and they did the unfortunate deed of killing Santa Claus... accidentally. At least they had a merry christmas. But yeah, weapons were drawn, enemies were killed, but on May 1, 2021, Orange had his ass slapped brutally. And it happened AGAIN on June 4. And so Orange wanted REVENGE. With this, the normal slap was made, leading to 250 episodes of pure chaos!
Pop-Up: We will be using ALL of Orange's appearances for this analysis. Including Orange's Revenge, You Can't Even, Among Us kills Genshin Impact Characters, and etc.
Background[]
- Name: Orange
- Height: 3'6"
- Weight: 92 lbs
- Age: Unknown
- Suit Color: Orange
- Wants revenge against Cyan for being slapped over and over again
Haiden: Orange has had plenty of weapons to back up his attacks, so let's have a look at... all of them!
Arsenal[]
- Slap Pistols
- Cyan’s Umbrella
- Pochita
- The Dog
- Bombs
- Peashooters
- Cactus
- Rainbow Slap Stone
- Jetpack
- Uno Cards
- Magic Wand
- Bazooka
- Bicycle
- Banana Peel
- Vampire Mask
- Ender Pearls
- Flashbang
- Raw Chicken
- Pokemon (Pikachu, Diglett, Charmander, Ditto, Jigglypuff)
- Rocket Launcher
- Strength Potion
- Diamond Pickaxe
- Homing Missiles
- Chili Peppers
- Fishing Rod
- Frost Walker Boots
- Light Slapber
- Portal Gun
- Chaos Emeralds
- Requiem Arrow
- Minecraft TNT
- Minecraft Sheep Machine
- Infinity Gauntlet
- Pistol
- Shield
- Candy Canes
- Traffic Sign
- Knifes
- Potion of Invisibility
- Laundry Machine
- Samurai Sword
- Bag of Chips
- The Button (Do Not Press)
- Revive Chip
- Barrel of Cider XXX
- Slapping Yourself Helmet
- Soccer Ball
- “Grumm” Nametag
- Slap Statue
- Slap Sword
- Police Car
- Shovel
- Durian
- Turtle Shell
- Megaphones
- Lego Brick
- Cannon
- Slapping Wheel
- Slap Landmines
- Orange Slap-Gi-Oh Titan
- Slap Hammer
- Watermelon
- Wither
- An infinite amount of hands
- Flaming Sword
- Fruit and Bombs (Fruit Ninja)
- Kill Chip
- Time Travel Button
Haiden: So Orange has access to a wide array of firearms such as pistols, AK-47s, rocket launchers, Peashooters, a bazooka, and likely many others. They also seemingly have access to Cyan's Umbrella as shown in the Rest Day videos. This umbrella can block Spirit Bombs, Laser Beams, pretty much anything! It can also be used as a sort of melee weapon, being able to fight Red's parasite form for a while.
Speedy: Orange also has access to Chainsaw Man's very own Pochita, which gives Orange a chainsaw for an eye once they eat them. They also have The Dog, which is a laser-spewing hound that can fire lasers, which turned the Earth into fine powder once clashed with. They can use Bombs, spawn PvZ Peashooters, wield cactuses, and have the Rainbow Slap Stone, which one-shot Cyan and even let him fight and over-power everyone else! This rainbow stone can also let Orange phase through characters, blitz them rapidly without moving, and send out heavy shockwaves capable of over-powering Red before they could react!
Haiden: They have a jetpack built into their backpack, and UNO reverse cards that when used fast enough, can travel backwards in TIME! They can also cast energy slaps and fireballs by using their magic wand, wield both bazookas and bicycles, use a banana peel to trip opponents, and use a vampire mask, which grants him wings and more masks to infect other characters. Bad news about using this is that he's weak against sunlight, so it's usually used as a just in case weapon. He also has a ton of Ender Pearls, which allow him to teleport rapidly around his opponents, and a flashbang which hits opponents with a powerful flash of light.
Speedy: Orange has a collection of Pokemon, being the likes of Pikachu, Diglett, Charmander, Ditto, and even Jigglypuff. Each Pokemon is VERY similar to its game/anime counterpart... except for Diglett. Instead of evolving into Dugtrio, they evolve into the titan known as... DIG.
Speedy: It's basically a buff Diglett that has a humanoid body, and it only took them one-shot to slam Cyan's torso into the ground. Moving away from Pokemon, Orange has a rocket launcher, a strength potion which does have a chance at working. And when it does, it makes the user more buff than the Pokemon shown above. It's mere presence will literally erase anybody nearby in an instant! Orange also has access to a Diamond Pickaxe, a missile launcher that fires homing missiles, and a sentient raw chicken that knows Kung-Fu. And he also apparently has chili peppers that force the opponent to spew fire out of their ass.
Haiden: Orange can also use a fishing rod to entangle opponents, Frost Walker boots that turn any water into ice once stepped on, a Light "Slapber" which can change its blade shape, a Portal Gun from the game P0RTAL which can fire orange and blue portals to get around in, and none other than the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic the Hedgehog. While granting both sonic speed and flight, Orange was also able to rotate, launch, AND SHATTER THE ENTIRE PLANET! Heck, even without the Chaos Emeralds, he was able to do more than 60-70 laps around the planet in exactly 9 seconds.
Speedy: And thanks to some calculations by Scarecrow640, we can see that this feat is 1.03968194263 times the SPEED OF LIGHT! While that might not be as impressive, he goes even FASTER with the Chaos Emeralds!
Speedy: He has the Requiem Arrow, which gives him a stand capable of warping the timeline to let him win. And what's even crazier is that it RESET THE TIMELINE because the scoreboard couldn't handle it. He also has more than a handful of dynamite, and the dreaded sheep machine (also from Minecraft) which takes a piston and continues to slap the opponent while trapping them in a fence. He can use the Infinity Gauntlet, has a shield, can use sharp candy canes, block and fight with a traffic sign, summon circles of knives, and can also use an invisibility potion that only wears off when he drinks orange juice.
Haiden: He can use a laundry machine to rotate the world like SpongeBob, cut a hole in the void with their Samurai Sword, which has shown to be 3D, a bag of chips which can send a whole army flying, the button which spawns a boxing glove turret (don't press it), and the Revive Chip which allows him to revive anybody as long as their physical body stays intact. He has the Slapping Yourself Helmet which can control the opponent using a remote, a soccer ball which Orange can kick hard enough to set on fire TWICE, and a nametag which could turn the entire map upside down.
Speedy: Orange can wield a small sword similar to a pirate, slam down a police car like it's a road roller, wield a flaming sword that completely incinerated a Genshin Impact character that I don't know the name of, use a Durian (a type of fruit with spikes) to stun an opponent over and over, use a shovel, spin around in a turtle shell rapidly, fire a cannon or trick others into firing a cannon (If that were to happen, the cannon would fire from the back instead, hitting the opponent either way), slap others with a violently spinning wheel, place down landmines, use megaphones to crack the screen while firing a large laser, and just straight up make someone step on a Lego, erasing them.
Haiden: With the right Slap-Gi-Oh cards, Orange can summon a titan capable of one-shotting Cyan with ridiculous ease. They also have a whack-a-mole hammer, a watermelon that can be used as ammo (The seeds can be shot out of his mouth), they can spawn a Wither and even spawn an infinite amount of hands as shown in the Long Slap. He also has a time travel button that allows him to go back to the very beginning. He also has the fruit and bombs of Fruit Ninja, which are just simple projectiles other than the bomb. The bomb releases a massive explosion that was able to set Cyan on fire and char the background.
Speedy: And finally, Orange has the Kill Chip which, unlike the Revive Chip, kills anybody as long as their physical body is intact. Now with the Arsenal (that we could find) done, let's finally move on to his abilities.
Abilities[]
- Energy Manipulation
- Super Saiyan Transformation
- Regeneration
- Elasticity
- Can breathe in space
- Ki Manipulation (Kamehameha and Spirit Bomb)
- Rasengan
- Cloning
- Time Stop
- One For All
- Summoning
- Falcon Slap
- Rainbow Manipulation
- Size Manipulation
- Hadouken
- Persona All-Out Attack
- Ultra Instinct
- Possible immortality (Type 2, 3, and maybe 4 and 5)
- Can fire large, powerful lasers from his visor (Usually when screaming)
(Said lasers are able to erase the moon)
- Non-Physical Interaction
- Fourth-Wall Awareness
- Explosion Manipulation
- Soul Manipulation
- Existence Erasure
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Corruption
Speedy: Starting off with the obvious: Orange can use various ki-based attacks such as the Kamehameha and the Spirit Bomb. They can also go super saiyan with their aura being large enough to pop a solar system and WARP A GALAXY! They can regenerate from anything, stretch their neck, breathe in space, clone themself, and even stop time to their will. They can use One For All, summon many things such as clones or a real-life hand, use the Falcon Slap which will blow a large crater in the planet, grow about half the size of a planet, spam a Hadouken to create a LARGE hadouken, and can even use Ultra Instinct.
Haiden: Orange should have immortality, being able to come back from many planet-destroying attacks all while tanking attacks that would easily kill a normal crewmate. They can manipulate both explosions and souls easily actually (Orange can just make characters explode, and was able to manipulate the souls of, are aware of seeing his creator, interact with a ghost cake, and can fire powerful lasers out of their visor... when screaming. One last thing Orange has shown to do is he can erase others in a SINGLE CLAP! He can also infect others just by making the Lenny face known as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
(I don't have the GIF to the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Corruption, so here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7lgufHqZdw)
Speedy: With abilities out of the way, we can go over some feats that this single crewmate has done over the 4 years they were on the air.
Feats[]
- Prevented a Tetris block from landing for a short amount of time
- Slammed a cop car onto Cyan
- Lifted an outhouse
- Outhouses usually weigh around 50g, and Orange did this with one hand
- Survives and tanks explosions on a daily basis
- Fought with Cyan and only had to be hospitalized on the fifth Revenge Slap
- Survived being beaten up by Catnap (Twice) and Dogday
- Both Catnap and Dogday are able to kill the player, who survived falling down a trash chute
- Likely survived the laser clash (Battle Cats Slap), which disintegrated the earth
- Tanked his neck being slapped and stretched 4 times
- Survived his head crashing into the moon, a tree, a cactus, Yellow and Pink, an airplane, etc.
- Fought the entire You Can’t Even cast including Cyan and survived
- Could still stand and high five Cyan in Revenge Slap 3 after being bruised heavily by Brown and Purple
- Constantly gets kicked in the privates and takes it with major damage
- Survived Purple beating up him, Cyan, and the Wubbox
- Survived a shark attack twice
- Sharks usually bite with a force of around 4000 lbs of force, so Orange took around 8000 pounds.
- With the Chaos Emeralds, ran so fast that the Earth got launched and blew up
- This would take around 1e+27, or 1000000000000000000000000000, pounds of force to do
- Blew the Slap Statue so fast that it created a tornado
- Considering the tornado was pretty large, Orange would have to be blowing at at least 112 mph.
- Can outrun The Dog’s laser beam for a short amount of time
- Can outrun the other crewmates
- Is possibly faster than Cyan
- Reacted faster than the Garten of Banban entities, shooting them all down instantly
- Ran over Cyan after encountering the Rainbow Friends
- Ran faster than Orange (Rainbow Friends), flattening the alligator in the process
- Used reverse cards so fast it rewinded time
- Blitzed Cyan multiple times with the Omni-Directional Slap
- Reacted to 5 different moves casted by Genshin characters (And killed them)
- Blitzed a shadow clone before they could react
- Did laps around the earth in a few seconds
- Tricked Cyan on their Rest Day and in Normal Slap 4
- Tanked being flipped off of their hospital bed during Revenge Slap 5
- His Super Saiyan aura popped every planet in the solar system, and warped a galaxy
- Killed the Rainbow Friends, Garten of Banban, Grimace, the DOORS entities
- A single stomp shattered the ground beneath Cyan
- Fought on-par with and even blitzed Po (Kung-Fu Panda) for a while
- Po is able to dodge Kai's blades, which move at 509.42 m/s
- Po is also able to catch cannonballs moving at 758.95200 m/s
- Sent an army of police men flying with a bag of chips
- With a single clap, they erased Cyan and Blue
- Slapped everyone and framed Cyan in a few seconds
- Using One For All surprisingly doesn't hurt his body like it does with Deku
- Grabbed and attacked Cyan with a hologram
- Cyan's Umbrella (Something Orange may or may not have access to) can deflect powerful moves such as the Spirit Bomb
- Their Laundry Machine can rotate the white void like it's a SpongeBob episode
- Cut a hole in a 3D space with their Samurai Sword
- Summoned a hand from the real world to slap Cyan (It pet both of them instead)
- Set the moon on fire when fighting Cyan in the Long Slap
- Using the Falcon Slap, he made a large crater/hole in the Earth
- Ran faster than Cyan's rocket slap, which blitzed Yellow and dodged a laser
- Blew up and killed Bart Simpson
- Bart survived the sound explosion, which threw all the leaves off of trees and destroyed all the glass in Springfield
- Can injure Skinner, who survived an explosion that vaporized a car
- Constantly survives being strangled
- Was the only character to survive the attack from the spider's kill chip, which killed everyone else like it was Among Us
- Survived a large fall from the top of a hotel
- Survived a spaceship crash landing into the ground while fighting on-par with Cyan
- Traded blows with and defeated Jake the Dog
- Jake was able to take out meteors and punch GOLB into the ground
- Took out Finn and Cyan after falling down
- Could harm and temporarily kill Duolingo
- Tanked being slammed around by none other than Tom and Jerry
- Tom and Jerry destroyed Mount Everest and Closed the Grand Canyon
- Tom destroyed an asteroid when amplified by lightning
- Survived being flipped off of a hospital bed AFTER having been hospitalized
- Erased Cyan and Blue in a single clap
- Took out Naruto and Sasuke with a single slap
- Naruto sent 5 Tailed Beasts flying, knocked out, and manhandled
- Sasuke obliterated an entire mountain
- Stunned and temporarily disintegrated Cyan and Purple with his ass
Haiden: And yet despite these feats, Orange obviously has his flaws. For one, he's kind of naive being the dumber out of the crewmate duo, and is prone to anger when he isn't obeyed, which is why he was beaten up by Catnap and Dogday in one of the videos. And remember that dog we talked about earlier? He's scared of the mf and will run screaming if he sees it.
Speedy: It makes sense at least. Who would wanna have a dog like that.
*silence between the two.*
Haiden: The Entity?
Speedy: The Entity.
Haiden: But even with these flaws, Orange is one of the most notable Among Us animations out there, and will live on to be probably the best there was.
Speedy: We now move on to Crimson, who will be analyzing the Viltrumite parody of Superman that likes telling his son to THINK!: Omni-Man.
Omni-Man (An Existential Being/Crimson)[]
Omni-Man's analysis will be using all present feats and statements from the Invincible and Supreme comics series, the Invincible TV Series, and his portrayal in Mortal Kombat 1.
Crimson: Thanks, lads. Now, what happens when you give the raw power of a planet-buster the speed of light, and the morals of Saiyans? You get Omni-Man, the superstached prince of Viltrum. Morning, afternoon, or evening, folks. I'm Crimson, and it's my job to analyze Omni-Man's power, skills, and feats and throw him into the ring of DEATH BATTLE! Let's begin.
Nolan, or Nowl-Ahn - same pronunciation - is one of Viltrum's greatest warriors. Serving her mighty interstellar empire of nigh-unkillable superhumans, even among his own people of superpowered warriors, he's considered to be a fighter of exceptional skill and ability, with Lucan even implying Mark was supposed to be on the same level as him as young as he is! The boy's got some shoes to fill, let's go over what size dear old dad bought him.
Nolan's mission on Earth was, initially, subjugation. He studied Earth's defenses as he blended in perfectly, filling in all the boxes of a typical hero. He married Debbie Grayson, and had a son, Mark. Once the boy got his powers, the time for lazing was over, and Nolan once again followed through with his mission. He began by, oh, I dunno, luring Earth's mightiest team of heroes to their HQ, and killing them?! They jumped this man, and he jumped them right back!
Nolan left the Global Defense Agency to scramble for who killed them, while he began to train Marky-boo in the ways of Viltrum. It started out slow, like teaching him how to fight, getting him a supersuit, and then telling Mark how he diverted an asteroid the size of fuckin' TEXAS. To calculate just how massive this thing is, this asteroid would be about thirteen-hundred kilometres wide - for reference, that'd be a third the width of the moon. Assuming it was made of mostly rock with bits of metal, with a perfectly filled up spherical shape, Cowboy would weigh, nine quintillion tons. Factoring in a reentry speed of approximately 11,000 metres per second, this thing would hit with about a hundred and thirty quadrillion tons of TNT.
Anywho... Oh yeah, this guy? Doesn't give a shit about humanity. He straight up tossed Mark around just to prove humans were little frail creatures, and also may or may not have used his face to kill a train - I know, he's super racist. Well, he is a superpowered alien, so hey, can't pin it against him. Well, he doesn't really even care about his own kind, either, considering, you know, he partook in an event that killed just about everybody. The Great Purge, the Scourge Virus, and the Civil War, back to back to back. My boy survived three major crises that drove his people to near extinction, and he probably was around Mark's age. No wonder he's called The Great Nolan.
Speaking of, these guys sent three of their best and a whole ass ship just to kick his ass. What happened? Well, Nolan disemboweled one guy, split the skull of another, and made the last one's jaw drop... Or maybe invert into her head. Ouch. The nutty part is that they had no idea Mark was there, implying Nolan is just that fucker you don't want smoke with.
That should kill him.
Ouch.
Then there's this dickhead Mean Supreme, who he stalemated. Quick clarification everybody: Mean Supreme beat the actual shit out of Suprema, who can turn stars into footballs (or for you idiot Americans, soccer balls), sew black holes, and lift a universe. Being beat into a coma by your adopted brother isn't great, but at least some superpowered alien has your back... Right? Same guy who killed half a city just by tossing his boy around? Can't go wrong there.
And arguably, his two most impressive feats: One, he punched straight through his own homeworld. Viltrum has 25% more gravity than Earth. Nobody seems to agree on just how much mass it has, but I mean, if a planet home to billions of continent-busting pricks flying at relativistic speeds can withstand all that, I'd say Viltrum is made some tough ass shit. Anyway. Number two, this man flew from Earth to a different planet in under a week. Doesn't sound impressive, but that was a distance of 65 million lightyears. To put that into context, Nolan would have to be travelling billions of times the speed of light to even attempt that journey. He was slowed and stopped a lot, too, which makes him even faster.
He also scales to Allen the Allen in travel, combat, and reaction speeds, because Allen here, his job is to literally travel the cosmos in search of a planet who has a champion worthy of... I dunno, standing up to Viltrumites? His combat, travel, and reaction speeds are all pretty damn similar, so Nolan has to be even faster than Seth Rogan's favorite orange boy.
Execution of a useless man.
Speaking of being in other dimensions, Nolan may or may not have been involved in Mortal Kombat shenanigans, like murdering Titans Liu Kang and Shang Tsung back to back?! Hang on, lemme just check how crazy strong he'd have to be to pull that off... I mean, Liu here can summon black fuckmothering holes with a snap of his fingers, and Nolan chopped this guy's head off no problem, before killing someone who is stronger than the same guy that killed hundreds of billions of people and gained power by absorbing their souls! Nolan hits with the power of a drunk American stepfather, as the yanks across the water say.
...And the mic goes back to our two favorites, Wiz and Boomstick. BOYS!
Marx (Jershy)[]
Wiz: Ah the wonderful land of Dreamland, such a peaceful place to live. At least that's what most would think, but as it turns out Dreamland is a horrible place to live.
Boomstick: The place is constantly being bombarded with destruction, from the evil Dark Matter family to the industrial Haltman Co., these guys never seem to get a break.
Marx's base form as seen in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Wiz: So when the Sun and Moon began to fight each other, nobody really thought twice about it. That is, until a strange character named Marx asked the hero Kirby to fix it. And so the hero went on a long journey through the cosmos to get to the wishing machine Galactic Nova.
Boomstick: But before Kirby could wish for the fight to end, Marx knocked him out of his place and revealed his true colors! He was a villain the whole time!
Wiz: Because of his very weak normal form, Marx knew he would've been unable to do the dirty work himself, so he got Kirby to do it for him.
Boomstick: Considering all he can do in Normal Form is summon and kick jester balls around, I don't blame him.
Wiz: And so, once he betrayed Kirby, he wished to rule Planet Popstar.
Marx's true form, as seen in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Boomstick: And after making his wish, he reveals his true form to Kirby and the player!
Wiz: In his true form, he gains a plethora of unique and powerful abilities that he uses to fight Kirby.
Boomstick: His powers range from decently powerful, to "Holy crap we're all going to die!"
Wiz: Along with basic powers like flight and teleportation, Marx gains the ability to fire 4 cutter blades like a boomerang. We can assume these blades are fairly sharp, due to their similarities with Sir Kibble and Kirby's own cutter blades.
Boomstick: He can also drop seeds to the ground, which will burst out spiky vines to deal quite a bit of damage!
Wiz: We also see him have the power of apportation, where he is able to erupt from the ground, despite not being shown to enter it at any point before-hand.
Boomstick: And boy does he love to do this, as half of his attacks end with him springing out of the ground!
Wiz: He's also shown to be able to fire a stream of arrows out from what seems to be his wings. It's unknown what the arrows are made of, but we have come to the conclusion that they are most likely energy, due to the fact that they spontaneously appear out of nowhere.
Boomstick: He also can fire an ice bomb! Just a ball that sends two ice orbs in opposite directions, freezing whoever touches them solid.
Wiz: And then of course his laser beam, which is actually bigger than he is. With a charge up of about one-to-two seconds, Marx is able to fire a massive beam of energy that deals immense damage to his enemies.
Boomstick: And of course, the attack he's most famous for, his infamous black hole attack.
Wiz: Marx is able to split himself in half, and this usually leads to him somehow creating a miniature black hole in the center of his body. It is unknown if the black hole is always inside him, or if he simply creates it, but nonetheless it is his most powerful and dangerous attack at his disposal.
Boomstick: But, even with all his powerful attacks, he was no match for Kirby.
Wiz: After his defeat, he was sent hurtling towards the already-destroyed Nova, where he and Nova were destroyed in a massive explosion.
Nova exploding in Kirby Super Star Ultra
Boomstick: This explosion was massive, like world-ending massive!
Wiz: Taking into account that Popstar seems to be similar in size to Earth, thanks to Kirby 64's Shiver Star, we can accurately figure out how big Nova is. Comparing Nova to the Earth's moon, we find out that it is roughly around the Moon's size, being just a bit bigger if we count the outer clockworks. To fully destroy the moon in an explosion like this, you will need around 3e+13 megatons of TNT, which will carry around 1.2552e+29 joules of energy. This is so much explosive power that you can't even wrap your head around it! It's far greater than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, which only had 15 Kilotons. Even the strongest nuke ever tested, the Tsar Bomba, was only at about 50 megatons of TNT, and you'd need 600 billion of those to destroy the moon.
Boomstick: ...Wiz, are you done yet?
Wiz: Y-Yeah, it's just... That's a lot of energy at once, it's just insane...
Boomstick: Yep, and want to know something even more insane?
Wiz: I... I don't think anything else is going to beat this...
Boomstick: Marx survived!
Wiz:...... WHAT!?
Boomstick: Well kind of, he somewhat died, but he came back after absorbing the remnants of Nova!
Wiz: Wait you're telling me that Marx's body was able to survive a moon-destroying explosion!?
Boomstick: Yes, and in fact, he didn't even have a scratch on him! While Marx himself died, his body was perfectly fine despite the powerful explosion!
Wiz: WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS A KIRBY VILLAIN, NOT A DRAGON BALL CHARACTER!
Boomstick: Yep, this is a Kirby character!
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Marx Soul, as seen in Kirby Super Star Ultra
Wiz: Well, anyway... He gets a new form after absorbing Nova, being Marx Soul.
Boomstick: Marx Soul is his most dangerous form, buffing all of his True Form stats and giving him some new ones!
Wiz: Some of his new abilities include the ability to split his body and half and turn into two different-colored energy balls, rain down paint on the battlefield, and letting out a ear-piercing scream upon his death.
Boomstick: And then he got even more attacks in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, where he was a boss!
Wiz: Specifically he gained 3 new attacks, all of which are equally creepy as they are threatening. The first one is the ability to blacken his eyes and make them fall out of their sockets, where they then bounce around and home in on the player.
Boomstick: The next one is another eye-related attack! This time he enlarges his eyes and fires 4-5 lasers out of each of them!
Wiz: And finally he can retract his wings to spread pink vines around the area, dealing burning damage on contact with the player.
Boomstick: And in Kirby: Star Allies, he gains elemental attacks! These are usually just elemental-variants of existing attacks, such as a flaming jester ball.
Wiz: And while he does gain stuff from the Manga, it's so drastically different from the main series that we aren't counting it here, as that would get into Compositing, and Marx doesn't need to get any stronger than he already is.
Boomstick: The more and more we talk about him, the more and more I don't understand why he didn't just find Nova himself...
Wiz: Because at the end of the day, he's a trickster and a villain, and he will forever be nothing but a trickster and a villain.
"I did it! It all went according to plan! I got the sun and moon to fight. I got you to go into space... it was all according to my perfect little plan! Now I can cause all the mischief I want! Haha! See you later!"
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Trivia[]
- The fight was worked on by almost a dozen random folks and a crazy bint who lives in the same country she absolutely fucking hates.