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Fake Peppino VS God Riggy S1-Ep5
Not all clones come perfect, some of them can end up diverging so much from what they were supposed to be that they become completely new beings. Fake Peppino from Pizza Tower, and God Riggy from Clone Wars, between these two failed clones, which one of them would win a Death Battle.
INTRODUCTION[]
Boomstick: clones, imagine beings made with their only purpose being to be someone else, must be... Pretty sad.
Wiz: But, Meanwhile most clones are somewhat similar to their original, these are completely different.
Boomstick: If you look at them from afar, you could confuse them for their original, but, just get a little closer, and you will find that, HOLY JESUS, WHY IS THAT GUY DISMEMBERD, AND THAT ONE'S MELTING?
Wiz: Saying that they aren't doing a good job of being similar to their counterpart would be an understatement, these clones are something else entirely.
Boomstick: Fake Peppino, the uncomparable chef from Pizza Tower
Wiz: And God Riggy, the last clone standing from clone wars
Boomstick: he's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win A DEATH BATTLE
DEATH BATTLE NEVER ENDS WITH FAKE PEPPINO[]
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Time for a Smackdown!
Boomstick: In the world of Pizza Tower a pizza chef named Peppino Spaghetti was in the worst possible situation a man could be in, DEBT, and a giant floating pizza threatened him with blowing up his pizzeria using a nuclear laser, leaving his only option to chase the giant floating pizza until he reaches its tower, and now his goal is, to take the Pizza and it's tower down. Pizza Tower.
Wiz: Yep, the lore of Pizza Tower is... Something else.
Boomstick: Trying to explain Pizza Tower lore is like trying to explain an acid trip, ya can't, from giant stupid rats to aliens to a cheese slime with a gun, Pizza tower is pure chaos, it's illogical and bizarre, in a good way, you wouldn't get it Wiz.
Wiz: And in a Tower full of the strangest creatures known to man, there is one that stands out.
Boomstick: In the sewer, that is on the 4° floor for some reason, there is an abandoned restaurant, for some even stranger reason, a being resides, that creature being... yourself?
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Pizza Time Never Ends
Boomstick: Huh... That's... Something.
YEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWCHHHH!!!!!!
Boomstick: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Wiz: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Boomstick: Wiz... What's that?
Wiz: Well... That's Fake Peppino
- Fake Peppino
- Size: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Age: Unknown
- Occupation: None
- Likes: sdswepfjkiiohjouhayopulwhdoijhauicdfh peppino peppino pepino psodkd moies peidme peopdjd eppidnno dpeois Nothing compares
Wiz: Fake Peppino is... Something else, he's a clone of Peppino, "a" clone, because there are even more Peppino clones in the Pizza tower, from robots trying to mimic Peppino's attacks to other organic forms very similar to Fake Peppino, well, at least on the surface.
Boomstick: Meanwhile the other Peppino clones are weak and pathetic, this one is on a whole different level, like, Peppino was able to take down an army of clones, but, Fake Peppino was stronger, faster, and creepier than any other cloned he had fought before, just like de real thing... Except for the creepy part, that's just him.
Wiz: He was able to run so fast that he run up the walls and the ceiling, he can punch someone with his tongue so hard that it can send them flying through the arena.
Boomstick: And there is even more to him, he can melt into a puddle and come back like nothing ever happened, create multiple clones of himself that have the same powers as him, except for the part about creating clones of course.
Wiz: He can create stars that bounce off walls just by taunting and can even change the shape and size of his body.
Boomstick: He's not someone to mess with, he's as strong and as fast as Peppino.
Wiz: At the end of the game, Fake Peppino is capable of running just as fast as Peppino, and that's saying a lot, because Peppino can run up to Mach 4, and he's even able to parry lightning, that would mean that he was moving at Mach 2603.448.
Boomstick: And he's very strong too, he can hurt Peppino, who could survive the crash of a rocket into an asteroid while standing in front of the rocket.
Wiz: By calculating the asteroid size we can reach the conclusion that Peppino was able to survive a crash of about 539283944 joules or 0.12889195602294 tons of TNT, and Peppino was able to take that hit without a scratch, and not only that, but Fake Peppino could take hits from Peppino who could create a huge hole in the top of the Pizza Tower, that hit was measured to be about 0.3275638725478 tons of TNT.
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Okay Campers, Rise And Shine!
Boomstick: And if that's not enough, he can change his form into a stronger and closer to a sleep paralysis demon.
Boomstick: In this form, he sacrifices his speed and other abilities to duplicate his strength and massively upgrade his durability, to the point that Peppino can't even hurt him, leaving his only option to run, which he is also very good at.
Wiz: How does he... Forget it. After a massive chase, Peppino can escape from Fake Peppino, leaving this creature to rot at the abandoned restaurant, to be forever alone. Until the end of the game.
Cue: Pizza Tower OST - Bye Bye There!
Boomstick: In the fight against the giant floating Pizza, it's revealed that the pizza was a floating machine that Pizzahead, a man with a Pizza for its head *BAM BAM BAAAAAAAMMMMM* Shokers, I know.
Wiz: I.. it's... Uh...
Boomstick: After he gets his ass whipped by Peppino, he brings back all the bosses from the game for a last fight, and the idea of fighting every single boss made Peppino so angry that he started beating the living crap out of them with the power of his rage, and after defeating every past boss, he combos Pizzahead so hard that they start flying towards the sky.
Wiz: Huh? But that doesn't make any sense, you can't just start floating by punching someone fast!
Boomstick: I knew you wouldn't get it, Wiz.
Wiz: get, What?
Boomstick: The Magnificence that Pizza Tower is, you are just, too logical to get it.
Wiz: Huh?
Boomstick: You try to see stuff through logic and facts, but that's not the point, at least not the point of Pizza Tower, characters can survive the wackiest of things without a scratch, people change sizes for no reason, the most bizarre and irrational things happen, just because it's fun, that's the point, have simple illogical goofy fun.
Wiz: I... I guess you're right.
Boomstick: Good to see you are joining the fun side of the force, go ahead.
Wiz: After the fight, Peppino destroys the last pillar that was holding the Pizza Tower up, and after that, everything started to crumble, and in the face of greater danger, all of Peppino's allies and enemies he made along the way, run together, to finally escape the Crumbling of the Pizza Tower.
Boomstick: After finally reaching the exit door, everything had ended, and everyone could go back to their normal lives... Except for the hundreds of innocent people who became homeless after the Tower was gone, what? Did you think that destroying a giant building with a literal CITY inside of it wouldn't cause any problems overall?
Wiz: It's hard to say what happened to the rest of the Pizza Tower residents, but, it is revealed that Fake Peppino has changed his ways into becoming a better person.
Boomstick: What better way of creating bonds with someone other than escaping the collapse of a giant building?
"Intro cutscene for fake peppino fight plays"
GOD RIGGY GLITCHES INTO DEATH BATTLE[]
Boomstick: One lesson for all YouTube short creators out there, if you get the proposal of a sponsorship from Clone VPN, don't.
Wiz: But, five YouTubers did accept the proposal, but, what seemed just as a simple sponsorship was a trap to clone these content creators and make so that those clones take their place.
Boomstick: Could that happen to us?
Wiz: Well, hipoteticaly, yes.
Boomstick: And they say being a YouTuber's easy, I don't know any job that has you having to fight clones of yourself, I think I could beat up a fake Wiz but it would be way harder to beat up another boomstick.
Wiz: I don't think it would be that hard to defeat a fake boomstick.
Boomstick: Let's decide that when we make a Boomstick VS Wiz Death Battle
Wiz: Like that's ever going to happen
Boomstick: For most of the clones they came out to be pretty much the same as the original, but for riggy, something went wrong.
Wiz: The machine that made the clones could not decide what species riggy was.
Boomstick: I can understand, look at him, can you tell me what he is?
Wiz: Well, he is a rabbit monkey, or a runky for short.
Boomstick: That explains why the machine didn't understand what he was, he's genetic code must be a mess.
Wiz: Even though the machine could not create a perfect clone of riggy, that did not stop the process, and that created the most powerful clone of all, god riggy.
Clone Riggy
- Size: Changes
- Weight: Unknown
- Age: Unknown
- Occupation: None
- Likes: Glitches, Murder, Stealing, working for the boss
- Dislikes: Riggy, Danno, Clone Danno
Boomstick: Don't you mean clone riggy?
Wiz: Well, for most of the time he existed he had no official name, clone riggy, god riggy, and Raggy were just what the fans of the series called him until he finally found an original name for himself, which ironically, he stole from someone else, that is, Preston.
Boomstick: He couldn't think of any better name than Preston? Such a lack of creativity.
Wiz: He was tasked just like all other clones to take place over the original YouTubers, and start to completely dominate Youtube.
Boomstick: What an evil plan, next time, he's going to steal all of the video games of the United States, or even, *gasp* Put cats on top of trees, and they won't be able to come down, what a nightmare.
Wiz: Well, when we look at what taking over youtube means, that could be a problem, almost one billion people use youtube daily if he could control what all YouTubers say, he could manipulate thousands of people, and he would have an entire army of clones.
Boomstick: yeah, that is way more dangerous than I thought at first.
Wiz: All of the clones are the creation of "The Boss" a mysterious entity, that created Clone VPN and the Clone-making machine, even though it seemed like he was going to win, all of the clones were defeated and killed by the original YouTubers.
Boomstick: Or were they? Clone riggy was able to survive, because, from all the other clones, he was built differently.
Wiz: Clone Riggy is fast enough to react to bullets and even dodge lasers.
Pop-Up Note: The creator of the riggy series and one of the makers of Shorts Wars considered the animation "Sans VS Riggy" and "Sans vs Clone Riggy" Canon, meaning that the feats shown on them can be counted on this discussion.
Boomstick: He can teleport, and even create objects by pulling them in and out of existence like medieval armor, anvils, and even a GUN.
Arsenal
- Knifes
- Rifle
- Soldier equipment
- Medieval armor
- Sword
- fire thrower
- Anvil
Wiz: Not only that, but he fought on equal paring with Riggy, who is a highly talented fighter, for example, the time when he was able to fight an army of 1000 sentient penguins, and he was able to damage Riggy, and he survived a direct hit from a bus.
Boomstick: And he was able to survive the destruction of the Boss's facility.
Wiz: That Shows that, differently from the rest of the clones, he was truly, something else.
"Clone RIggy's laugh plays"