FNAF Crew Vs The Ignited is a What-If? Death Battle between the original 4 Fnaf animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy’s Vs The Ignited Animatronics from The Joy of Creation.
Description[]
Two groups of possessed robot demons battle it out against each other. These evil spirits share their looks and names, but don’t plan to share a victory with each other.
Intro[]
Skunk: Five Nights at Freddy’s is a horror phenomenon everyone knows about, and it has given birth to some of the best fan games ever created.
Skel: The FNAF Crew, Freddy’s band of Animatronic Buddies.
Skunk: And The Ignited, Michael's Demonic Group of Animatronics.
Skel: He’s Skunk and I’m Skel!
Skunk: And it’s our job to research their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Freddy and his Crew Are Ready for Death Battle![]
Skunk: Wanna hear a tragic tale? Of a man who slaughtered 5 innocent kids? Of a man who did awful things, just to get what he wanted...
Skel: No, let's get to it, no time for drama Skunky...
Skunk: Fine... William Afton was a man who worked alongside his partner Henry, but things went down hill after a certain incident... The Bite of 83
FNAF 4 Mini game scene shows FredBear biting the child
Skel: So the company went in a whole new direction with 4 new Animatronics.
Skunk: Bonnie The Purple Bunny, the guitarist!
Skel: Chica The Yellow Chicken, the backup singer!
Skunk: Foxy The Pirate Fox!
Skel: And the main man, the boy, the one and only... FREDDY FAZBEAR!!
Freddy is shown in multiple Shots from the games and books
Skunk: These 4 were brilliant, everyone loved them all, they were all the craze.
Skel: You see where we are going, use of past words, it didn't last...
Skunk: Soon the place actually shut down, sadly... but luckily, if you see it as such, a group of teens came in to take a look. And while fun the first time, the 2nd time was far more brutal...
Skel: This weirdo called Dave was there, and he actually set them up to be killed, but luck be have it, they survived, but just barely...
Skunk: Long Story made short, Dave was the one to get his life taken.
Skel: But now, let's talk about feats and powers! Freddy and his friends have had plenty of fun, chasing teens around, finding a night guard, etc.
Skunk: Now while we are going to mention characters specifically, we should note their metal skeletons are basically the same, and thus all should compare, apart from unique powers and equipment.
Skel: Well firstly we can appreciate how Chica tanked getting electrocuted and was only shut off for a short time, maybe half a minute.
Skunk: They all could break the metal bolts holding them down on their stages, Freddy flipped a table, they can even lift arcade machines like toys.
Skel: Foxy can move 14 meters per second, which is pretty crazy for some robot. He doesn't even need to dodge most things tho, as he should compare to the Twisted Animatronics, who didn't flinch or get bothered by gun shots.
Skunk: That's far from impressive, compared to a cave collapsing on the Twisted Animatronics, Twisted Freddy of which survived, and this was before getting set on fire!
Skel: And while you may question why we are including stuff like Bonnie's guitar as a weapon, know someone out there can likely kill a man with a guitar, more so a giant robot rabbit.
Skunk: Foxy is actually the only one with a real weapon, namely his hook, which should be made of what his endo is.
Skel: FredBear can crush a child's skull with his mouth, meaning these should be able to as well.
Skunk: While impressive, these 5 are far from fighters. They have no training in combat at all, their durability is still limited, and they have been dismantled easily by a human.
Skel: But be sure to know that no matter what, he'll be your best friend, and his other best friends will too... wait...
Freddy's jumpscare is shown.
The Ignited Light Up In Death Battle![]
Skunk: So, when you make a game, you want it to be successful, make money, etc. But, what if your creations came to life to get you? What if your hard work just appeared at your house to kill you and your family?
Skel: I'd move all the fucking way to high beach America and stay in a church made on that beach. That's what.
Skunk: Ok... So... Scott and his family were having their normal day, but someone called Micheal had came in the house, being hurt, but he was allowed to stay, and little did Scott and his family know, they let a monster in, and he brought a few friends...
All the Ignited are shown in multiple shots through-out The Joy of Creation
Skel: So Micheal was basically a secret agent undercover to kill the family, but pretended to help them. Micheal had a good long talk Scott's wife and son about the 4 horrific and to us, lovable murder machines coming for them.
Skunk: Ignited Bonnie is a one armed Bonnie who lacks like mostly all of his mascot suit, apart from the hip and a bit of leg, and his head... but that makes it far creepier...
Skel: He's strong enough to smash a camera with a swing of his fist, fast enough to punch you so hard in the face you die, and he does so at the speed of a blink, cos the second he opens a door to the living room...
Ignited Bonnie is shown opening the door and instantly attacking the player
Skel: Yep...
Skunk: He does have flaws of awareness, as he can't even see a child laid down in a crib when he is stood directly at the door.
Skel: He's missing one whole arm, his face and well just looks like a nightmare...
Ignited Bonnie is shown punches a camera
Skel: No wonder he doesn't like you looking at him...
Skunk: There is also Ignited Chica. This one lacks arms below her elbows, her lower beak, and not too much of the rest of her. She has 3 Ignited Cupcakes, all of which are very loud, and annoying...
Skel: She hates being looked at, and she shows it by freaking pecking your damn face!
Skunk: While she actually does so in a blink, this hasn't always killed people, and only killed people on the edge of insanity, showing not so perfect attack methods, but she fixes that by inducing insanity with her attacks and stunning people with her jumpcares.
Ignited Chica is shown attacking the player in The Living Room
Skel: She has a downside of lacking her arms tho... so... she won't be throwing any big punches towards the other opponents, only a peck...
Skunk: Ignited Freddy, the main leader has rather unique powers, as they mostly act to taunt and scare. He seems to manipulate time in a way, as if not confronted by Scott in the office, he won't let him leave.
Skel: Freddy can move so fast, he can make it look like there is two of him, no joke, he can attack Scott's wife fast enough that two of him appear at once... He even can bite out a neck, cause power outages, even play his most famous "Toreador March" Song
Ignited Freddy is shown in the office, playing the song
Skunk: Freddy also is shown to be smart enough to try and hide from Scott in cameras, keeping a distance from the main place, forcing Scott to look closer and harder. But he also can seemingly teleport away, as he vanishes from rooms after being flashed in the eyes, even though there logically should be no way to get out of the rooms...
Skel: He sure is a tough and awesome cookie, but by our own research, he isn't even the best, not by a long, long, long shot...
Skunk: Ignited Foxy, the coolest and best of them all! He can move so fast, just like Freddy, he can make it look like two of him appear, blitz All of Scott's family in less than a blink, knows when he is being watched on a camera.
Skel: He's fast enough to appear at multiple doors at once, which actually could be teleportation, as the rooms show no connections and should logically not be able to be entered without Foxy moving through the office.
Skunk: He is also the only one to posses a weapon, namely his hook, just like original Foxy.
Skel: While this all be fine and dandy, just know these robots are ones you won't wanna mess with, as they'll kill you before you even know it...
Ignited Foxy's Jumpscare in The Bedroom is shown
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Skel: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Fight[]
Location: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria
We see Freddy and his Friends preforming on stage to kids. All is going well, people are happy, cheering, kids laugh. Foxy is also preforming. After some time a loud crash is heard. All the animatronics look over, and see The Ignited. They see them tearing up parents and kids. They break the bolts on their feet, and get off stage. The Ignited all notice and stop, all grouping up. Both sides are stood face to face. Everyone else has ran off, leaving only the 8 of the animatronics.
FIGHT!!!
All of them charge forward. Bonnie slams his Guitar into Ignited Bonnie’s head, making a thump. He slams it repeatedly, until Ignited Bonnie catches it and kicks Bonnie in the leg, making him kneel. Ignited Chica is seen pecking at Chica, who is stumbling back. Chica then slams her cupcake in Ignited Chica’s face, blinding her. Chica then punches her gut, then head, and kicks her down. Ignited Foxy stabs Foxy in the jaw, then kicks him down.
Ignited Foxy: You’re weak.
Foxy: I’m you.
Ignited Foxy slams down his foot, but Foxy catches it, then tosses Ignited Foxy up, making him fly into Ignited Bonnie and they both slam into the wall.
Ignited Bonnie: Uh, this is awkward...
Freddy is seen punching at Ignited Freddy, but then his arm is caught by Ignited Freddy’s mouth, and he tears the fabric off the wrist. Chica throws Ignited Chica across the room, and Bonnie slams his guitar forward, knocking off their head.
Bonnie: Music to my ears!
Chica then stomps on Ignited Chica’s severed head, shattering it. Ignited Foxy gets his arm caught on Foxy’s hook, and with a yank, it gets torn off. Ignited Foxy then lunges, pinning Bonnie against the wall. With a large bite, he tears off Bonnie’s face. He then slits Bonnie’s throat, and his head rolls off.
Freddy: No Bonn-
Freddy gets interrupted by Ignited Bonnie punching him. Ignited Bonnie punches Freddy in the gut, making him lean over. With a down swing of his fist, Ignited Bonnie slams down so hard on Freddy’s head, an eye pops out.
Ignited Bonnie: Your just gonna be a pile of scrap...
Suddenly, Foxy grabs Ignited Bonnie by the leg and tosses him like a rag doll, making him crash into Ignited Freddy, causing Ignited Freddy’s whole torso to shatter apart, and break to bits. Chica is suddenly picked up and gets torn in half at her hip. She try’s to crawl, but her head is flattened by Ignited Foxy.
Ignited Foxy: Damn chicken...
Freddy then suddenly tosses a table at Ignited Foxy, making him fall down and unable to get up. Freddy The turns to face Ignited Bonnie. Both of them start trading punches, but Ignited Bonnie suddenly tears off Freddy’s chest, and punches his insides, making Freddy malfunction.
Freddy: Error, error!
Ignited Bonnie then swings, but before impact, Freddy is able to catch him by the ears, and shoves his head inside Freddy’s open chest, electrocuting him so much, he explodes, but Freddy also dies by losing power.
Foxy: Just you and me...
Ignited Foxy gets up, and looks at Foxy.
Ignited Foxy: I’m better than you...
Foxy lunges, but is caught and thrown into an arcade machine, which then explodes.
Ignited Foxy: Told you so...
Ignited Foxy then walks off. But he hears footsteps, then turns, but nothing is there. He shrugs and when he turns around to walk, Foxy is stood there, burnt. Before he could react, Foxy twists Ignited Foxy’s head 180 degrees around. Foxy then walks to face him again.
Ignited Foxy: H-
Before he could say a word, Ignited Foxy’s chin and snout are impaled by Foxy’s hook, and with a tug, the front is ripped off. Foxy then lightly pokes Ignited Foxy’s body, and it falls over.
Foxy: There... now I have won...
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Huh... nice, the original won!
Skunk: Indeed, and with plenty of good reasons. First off, Freddy and his friends have shown way more strength, as they lifted arcade machines like toys, while at best Ignited Foxy has been shown able to lift a human, not really heavier than a metal game machine.
Skel: Freddy and the others had more durability on their side, as they can be compared to the Twisted animatronics, who firstly, survived being shot, then set on fire, and finally a cave collapse, while none of The Ignited have shown any feats of durability.
Skunk: But let’s not be hasty, as The Ignited we’re still not entirely outclassed. They held a massive speed advantage, able to instantly blitz a person from across a room and make it seem two of them appeared at once. But while impressive, that isn’t enough when you can’t harm your foes.
Skel: Even some of their powers just weren’t useful tho, making music, summoning cupcakes, those aren’t combat useful...
Skunk: Now don’t get us wrong, this fight was not one sided, but more often than not, Freddy and his crew had the power, toughness and versatility to stop The Ignited.
Skel: Seems their fire just went out.
Skunk: The winner is Freddy’s Crew!
Next Time[]
Skel: Next time on Death Battle!
???: Uh, we had this Old Version of Candy, he's In the backroom...
Old Candy is shown in multiple Shots