INTERLUDE[]
(Music - Wiz and Boomstick)
Wiz: Ohma Zi-O, the Demon King of time and space!
Boomstick: Skunky, the greatest evil genius in the woods!
Wiz: 2nd Dimension Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the robot leader and COMPETENT ruler of the 2nd dimension.
Boomstick: Rassilon, the immortal leader of the Time Lords.
Wiz: Black Hat, the founder and executive director of Black Hat Organization
Boomstick: Benry, the childish and sociopathic rouge AI.
Wiz: In any given media, villains are some of the most common characters. Especially on the internet.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!!!
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who would win, A DEATH BATTLE ROYALE!!!!
Broomstick: I just love that quote. I’ve heard it - like - 5 sextillion times. And yes, real number name. Not an excuse for innuendo.
Wiz: I think you’ve said an innuendo.
Broomstick: Oh, sorry. Anyways… A DEATH BATTLE ROYALE!!!!
Wiz: Awkward.
SKUNKY INVENTS SOMETHING TO DESTROY DEATH BATTLE! (Thebeeghungry)[]
Monke: Ahh, nature is lovely. Ain't it, Triangle?
Triangle: it's nice when YOU don't ruin everything.
Monke: Ahh, c'mon! When have I ever rui-
Triangle: What about that time with the torch?
Monke:... Aside from that!
Triangle: Or that time with the digger?
Monke: GRAAHHHH!!!!
French Narrator: A few hours later...
Monke: Well at least I don't cause chaos on the level of the person we'll be looking at today!
Triangle: Fair enough. Welp, we should say "hello" to, the genius of Crinklewoods, Skunky.
Skunky's Background[]
- Full name: Skunky
- Height/weight: ???
- Likes: Building robots, destroying stuff, being praised for his work, winning at stuff.
- Dislikes: Monkey (Sometimes), All the good animals of the wood, people being smarter than him, losing.
- Despite his intellect, he does not have a PhD
- Is sometimes depressed.
Monke: Now, Skunky wasn't always an evil genius.
Triangle: Exactly! He was more around your level of intellect.
Monke: Hey!
Triangle: Oh shut up! We both know it's true! Anywho, Skunky was once a complete and udder dumbass, until he found a strange machine in a lab. Sitting in the machine, it powered on-
Monke: AND EXPLODED!
Triangle: *Sigh* yes, it did explode. Skunky survived the blast without too much injury, but he was now a genius! Forming a pact with a certain fox who saw his rapid increase in intellect, he would hide out in a basem- underground lab! Ready to put his machines to work. He would eventually agree to be the science guy for Monkey, an invader who wanted to rule the woods! Though, he likely just did so he could use Monkey as a test subject of sorts for his various works.
Monke: Now, this skunk has A METRIC BUTT-TON OF MACHINES, so we will only look at the most useful and unique, we WON'T discuss EVERY f*cking mech he has built.
Triangle: One of his first (stolen) inventions was a memory-erasing gun! Pretty simple. Ya point it at someone, and their memory goes bye-bye. I've actually managed to build one myself!
Monke: Heyheyhey, don't point it at m-
*ZAP!*
Monke:... Wha- where am I? Wasn't I president or something?
Triangle: Though, the effects can be undone.
Monke: Oh right! I'm a host on DEATH BATTLE!
Triangle: Anyways, he also has a time machine, a giant robot that can trap you in a time-loop, hoverboards powered by enhanced bees, a canon known as the Wish-Canon, which can fire anything he likes, the Jellywish, which is a jellyfish that can grant wishes, a button that can dead-up manifest his most evil thoughts into reality, an elephant robot known as the Hellephant, that was able to suck itself into a quantum singularity, a device known as the Reality Discombobulator, which can teleport things out of REALITY ITSELF, a onesie that can turn him invisible, frickin' orbital lasers, a goddamn second sun, a meteorite cannon, a flying bee bomb, The Multiplyer, a liquid that can multiple anything for... A while, The Multiplyer 2, which increases the size of anything it touches, a raygun that can turn things into custard, a giant robot version of him that is programmed to continue Skunky's work if he's out for more then 72 hours, and even an interdimensional portal opener-device that destroyed reality itself!
Monke: But his greatest weapon HAS to be Metal Steve, this robo-croc can fly, shoot lasers, shoot missiles, turn into a motorbike, can be upgraded to be a fricking GIANT, among many other strange abilities!
Skunky's Weapons[]
- Time Machine
- Time-Loop robot
- Hoverboards
- Wish-Cannon
- Jellywish
- Button That Manifests most evil thoughts into reality (BTMMETIR)
- Hellephant
- Invisi-Onesie
- Orbital Lasers
- Meteorite Cannon
- Bee Bomb
- Multiplyer
- Multiplyer 2
- Custard Gun
- Robo-Skunky
- Portal Opener
- Metal Steve
Triangle: But weapons wouldn't get him to the top alone. Luckily, he packs quite the punch! He can be compared to people like Monkey, who survived the collapse of over 9 billion dimensions! Monkey has also survived 3 9 megaton blasts at point-blanc range! Skunky has been able to pilot the Swan Song, which did a full lap of earth in presumably a few seconds! He's (Obviously) VERY smart, he has built a machine that was able to go to the core of the earth in only a few minutes for Pete's sake!
Skunky's feats[]
- Scales to Monkey surviving the collapse of 9 billion dimensions (Can also harm people on par with him) (Also Also machines likely upscale)
- Piloted The Swan Song, which did a full lap of earth in only a few seconds
- Has built many machines in not much time
- Was fine when standing next to his second sun, which was burning at 15 million degrees.
Monke: But this skunk is far from perfect, he's arrogant, most machines have a glaring weakness, Metal Steve has turned on him in the past, and he cannot see with a military helmet on his head! (Loser)
Skunky's Weaknesses[]
- Arrogant
- Most machines have a glaring flaw
- Metal Steve has turned on him before
- Cannot see with an army helmet on his head
Triangle: But, despite this, Skunky has proven that he and his brain are a force to be reckoned with, and if you anger him, it may be the last mistake you ever make...
"Run screaming back to your woods! Hide in your houses! For your years of comfort have come to an end! For next year, you will be crushed destroyed and ruled. Next year you will live in fear! Next year... Will be my year!"
Black Hat shall show DEATH BATTLE how to crush their opponents to dust! (Flowerguy1)[]
(Cues Villainous Soundtrack - Black Hat Mischief)
Boomstick: In the world of Cartoon Network, there are many heroes and villains out there! Of course, like other stories, big old evil man decided to cause chaos, then heroes came in, both started to fight, and the hero defeating villain, and then villain leaves before doing the same old kind over and over again...
Wiz: But CN Villains aren't that good at doing the EVIL villain out there... with some wanted to destroy the world over some stupid reason instead of what normal villains do...
Anti-Pops: HM?!
The spaceship soon crashes toward the spaceship, while in the inside, Anti-Pops was being attacking by the Space Deer as he screams in pain, before the Space Deer soon files away.
Anti-Pops: THIS IS WHY I WANT TO END THIS STUPID UNIVERSE!!
Boomstick: Or the ones that.. that.. that.. yeah I got nothing..
Wiz: However, the villains decided to get something to buy, how to become a great villain, or even wanted to become apart of a company.. which incase, the company you looking for is-
The camera suddenly shuts down, causing a black screen to appear.. as something turn on in-front of the screen..
Narrator: Welcome back fellow villainous viewers, to the Villain Orientation Guide! Do you wanna know how to destroy your own enemy with the rest of skilled or powerful strength you have? With a special power to destroy them in one single piece of a blast? Well you're in the right place you are! With the The Prodigal Genius, Dr. Flug!
Dr. Flug: Ahem, welcome back for an another video guide to show you how to single handedly defeating your own hero, to show you how. (Flug pull up a paper in hand) We will be analyze... (Dr. Flug look closer to the text written in it.. before eyes went wide) LORD BLACK HAT?!
A shadow appears behind him, as it was Black Hat himself. As Dr. Flug getting startled by him.
Dr. Flug: GRAH!
Black Hat: Why yes, Doctor.. you will be analyzing ME.. for this series called "Death Battle".. (Black Hat face went from a smile to an anger) NOW GET ON WITH IT!!
Dr. Flug: AAAHH! ALRI-ALRIGHT, SI-SIR!
Information[]
Full Name: Lord Black Hat
Likes: To be praised. Others suffer.
Dislikes: Cuteness, HEROES, lovely
Age: ???
Birthdate: ???
Leader and Founder of Black Hat Organization
Is feared by the Cartoon Network Villains
Dr. Flug: Ahem.. well.. Lord Black Hat have abilities such as:
- 1. Being able to talk to the viewers AND readers dues to knowing that he's a cartoon character.
- 2. Was able to bring back 505 ice cream with demonic qualities.
- 3. Can perfectly change into others and even mimic their personality.
- 4. Can travel to other worlds without a portal as was able to travel back and into worlds with just a single bolt of lightnings, and could send others into other places and can throw others into different dimensions.. which Isn't pretty..
- 5. Can Interact with the digital world and crawl out of computers
- 6. Could manifest himself inside of others brains. Even the blind ones.
- 7. Can enter the dream realm, but doesn't, unless it's a dream full of happiness and relaxed, then he's WILL come into it..
- 8. Can make peoples feel the 7 deadly sins
- 9. Can forcefully put ghosts into inanimate objects.
Dr. Flug: And even one more thing... look closer to the paper.. He's.. Omnipresent? put the paper down. Anyway.. Lord Black Hat is pretty much more powerful than you think.. he is shown to be able to claw his finger into the eyes of Anti-Pops.. Who was shown to be able to erased the entire universe and even survived it.. If I recall correctly..
Black Hat: Of course, Doctor.. as I! Conquered innumerable amounts of planets, enslaved countless civilizations, and is the architect of the perfect conquest. With no heroes even able to STOP me.. hehehe.. now that I'm done.. I will leave it to you, Doctor..
Dr. Flug: Well, back to saying his abilities, Lord Black Hat was once capable of raising the dead, capable of making others die who said his.. true.. name.. and even could actually heal others.. buuuut with pain and with a malicious intent.. if you.. wanted that.. and capable reshape his clothes when needed, as well others. Could possess others if they have a hat identical to his own, and anyone who have stay in his presence long enough are soon driven to madness... many OTHER abilities he has shown which I haven't know... yet..
Dr. Flug: But Lord Black Hat is also capable of summoning and creating portals. And can his own teeth can actually tear anything but himself. But anyway, here a list of his abilities so we can further go into Master's feats.
Powers & Abilities[]
- Reality Warping/Subjective Reality.
- Superhuman Strength, Durability, Agility.
- Black Magic
- Could bring back 505 ice cream with demonic qualities.
- Creation
- Non-Physical Interaction
- Immersion
- Immortality. (Type 1, 2 and 3)
- Existed for centuries.
- Can fire optic lasers out of his eyes.
- Shapeshifting.
- Can perfectly change into others and even mimic their personality.
- Has the ability to trap people in objects.
- Telekinesis.
- Can "Force-Choke" others.
- Mind Control.
- Enhanced Senses.
- Body Manipulation.
- Teleportation
- Portal Creation/Dimensional Travel
- Could open portals to an another show/dimension.
- Can travel to other worlds without a portal, as shown in the end of the The Victor and Valentino crossover episode to be able to travel back and into worlds with just a bolt of lightnings.
- BFR (With Portals)
- Like above, could send others into other places and can throw others into different dimensions
- Duplication.
- Can make clones of himself. (With only the Evil Ray)
- Created a copy of Flug arm.
- Pyrokinesis.
- Explosion Manipulation.
- Size Manipulation.
- Limited Soul Manipulation.
- Self Height/Weight Manipulation.
- Could change his own height/weight.
- Existence Erasure.
- Petrification.
- Fourth Wall Breaking.
- Type 1, 2 and 3 Self-Sustenance
- Earth Manipulation.
- Technology Manipulation.
- Is able to take over Television.
- Have glitch the screen while in rage or either anger.
- Can Interact with the digital world and crawl out of computers.
- Stuffed others into his cell phone.
- Weather Manipulation.
- Emphatic Manipulation.
- Madness Manipulation.
- Anyone who have stay in his presence long enough are soon driven to madness.
- Limited Fear Inducement.
- Illusion Creation.
- Could control his own reflection.
- Possession.
- Could possess others if they have a hat identical to his own.
- Darkness Manipulation.
- Could grant incredible supernatural powers to those who wears the top hat.
- Electricity Manipulation.
- Is able to create/control lightnings
- Could appear in paintings.
- Cloth Manipulation.
- Could reshape his clothes when needed, as well others.
- Sealing
- Can forcefully put ghosts into inanimate objects.
- Low-Mid Regeneration
- Hacking
- Was able to take down his video on YouTube
- Flight
- Have wings
- Umbrakinesis
- Essokinesis
- Genius Intelligential
- Made many atrocious devices all by himself before Flug even existed.
- Absorption
- A clone of himself was able to do this.
- Power Bestowal
- Make an cartoon sun fire out lasers
- Healing
- Can actually heal others, but with pain and with a malicious intent.
- Summoning
- Could summon both a horse and souls.
- Natural Weaponry
- Can make his finger sharper.
- His own teeth can actually tear anything but himself.
- Transformation
- Can either turn into a dark mist or even bugs
- Fusionism
- Is able to create and control insects.
- Is able to come out of pictures/photograph.
- Telepathy
- Could manifest himself inside of others brains. Even the blind ones.
- Dream Manipulation
- Can enter the dream realm, but doesn't, unless it's a dream full of happiness and relaxed, when he's come into it.
- Is actually.. omnipresent..
- Resurrection
- Emotion Manipulation
- Can make peoples feel the 7 deadly sins
- Possibly Precognition
- Was able to skip to the future of Nohayas
- Have endless of hats under his top hat.
- Death Manipulation
- Those who say his real name, will die.
- Those who saw behind his monocle, are dead.
- Possibly Plot Manipulation(?)
- Resist to:
- Fire Manipulation: Is completely immune to the fire that engulfs Captain Fuego arm
- Sound Manipulation
- Empathic Manipulation
- Power Mimicry/Shapeshifting
- Petrification
- Mind Reading
- Poison
- Possibly Pain/some sort of pain
W.I.P.
Benry wants DEATH BATTLES passport! (TherealhyperA)[]
Wiz: Artificial Intelligence can be both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, they could be used for mass scientific achievement and discovery, but like all technology, it can glitch.
Boomstick: And Wayne(AKA Gordon) discovered this first hand when he decided to play a good ol game of Half Life. However, the game AI became glitchy and self aware.
Wiz: That’s right Boomstick. There were many different characters that came from their bugged AI, like the insane tutorial AI Dr Coomer, the completely innocent(besides his kill count) Tommy, and others.
Boomstick: But one of the most bizarre of these characters is Benry, the inhuman security guard!
Benry: I’m-I’m not human.
Benry
- Likes: Gordon Freeman, Heavenly Sword, passports
- Dislikes: Gordon Freeman, Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit
- Seemingly immortal
- A pure anomaly
- 37 onscreen kills
Wiz: Benry was the first AI that Gordon encountered. He asked for his passport, keep that in mind for later, he realized that he did not have one. So he had to follow him, much to Gordon’s dismay.
Benry: i was supposed to be good but you forced me to be baaaaad, so now im gonna be baaaad.
Ohma Zi-O ENDS TIME in DEATH BATTLE (Captain akumya)[]
(Music - The Power of Ohma Zi-O)
BEING REWORKED[]
| “ | "You fools could never hope to defeat me. Do you know why? Because I was born to be king!" | „ |
| ~ Ohma Zi-O's declaration of his ironfist rule in 2068 |
Rassilon will NOT DIE in DEATH BATTLE! (Notsussybaka900)[]
Wiz: The true origin of the Time Lords is hotly debated, with some believing they are the future evolution of humanity, others saying they are unrelated, but one thing is known: how their lordship over time came about.
Boomstick: Some kid got such a bad result on a test, his grade was an Omega. And then that became his nickname. Stupid kid.
Wiz: Except not. That kid was close friends with another kid named Rassilon, and as they grew up, they began work on an actual time machine. And this wasn’t even a joke: They legitimately made working time travel. They continued making things, all these items and abilities, until one day, they were testing a black hole. Rassilon said it was safe, and urged Omega to step in, but in reality, he had deliberately rigged the black hole to kill him. Omega survived, but was sent to another realm. Thus began Rassilon’s long streak of sociopathy. He took all the items and abilities for his own, and became a folk hero, a space George Washington, although in reality, he more closely resembled Thomas Edison.
Boomstick: wasn’t that the guy who invented light bulbs-
Wiz: And so Rassilon ravaged various worlds, crushing them in his palm, until he found another species.
Boomstick: Are we going to have to talk about the Daleks again?
Wiz: We are going to have to talk about the Daleks again.
Boomstick: I’ve had enough space fascism for a week.
| “ | I will not die! Do you hear me! Ten thousand years of time Lord history riding on our backs! I WILL NOT! | „ |
2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz Goes Across DEATH BATTLE's Dimension! (Bunny Cat4)[]
(Music - Gelatin Adventures)
Pikachu7: Doofenshmirtz from the second dimension. He has done something his "prime" version couldn't do, not even in a million years, taking over the Tri-State Area. But what caused him to take over a city? Well, it all started back in Gimmelshtump.
(Music - That sad music during Doofenshmirtz's backstories)
Pikachu7: Back when he was a child, who had an eyepatch on his eye for some reason. He had this toy train that he loved in the entire world.
(Music just stops)
Michael the Cat: Until one day he lost it.
Young 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz: Choo Choo?
...
Doofenshmirtz: That's... That's it?
2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz: What do you mean?
Doofenshmirtz: That's your emotionally scarring back-story? That's your great tragedy? Dude! I was raised by ocelots. I mean, literally. Disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's all? That's all you got, really? I had to work as a lawn gnome! I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing! Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz: Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train?
Doofenshmirtz: I never lost that toy train...
2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz: Well, maybe if you had, you'd have done better.
Michael the Cat: How come the most petty ones are the most dangerous?
(Music - Kick It Up A Notch (Instrumental))
Background[]
- Name: Heinz Doofenshmirtz
- Favorite toy: Choo Choo
- His scar goes over his eye-patch
- Yeah...?
- ... Nothing.
- Yeah...?
- Formerly ruler of the 2nd dimension
- Took over the Tri-State Area with a cyborg platypus and an army of big scary robots
- "WE SHOULD DO LUNCH SOMETIME!"
- "What's that? Are we doing a TV show together?"
Pikachu7: While he may not have the brawn to take over his Tri-State Area, he has something much greater and deadly: his brain.
Michael the Cat: Before we go to the good stuff, he managed to defeat and capture his Perry the Platypus, and pulled an Archie Eggman on his semi-aquatic ass.
Pikachu7: He then command Perry the Platyborg to lead his robot army to take over the Tri-State Area, which he succeed.
Heinz Doofenshimirtz (2nd Dimension): I spy with my one little eye: a new Tri-State Area that is one dictator short of a dictatorship. Well, that's all about to change. Pretty soon, I'll be ruling over two Tri-State Areas... a virtual Six-State Area! Fly, FLY, MY NORM BOTS! We got some oppressing to do!