| Ezio Auditore da Firenze vs Nathan Drake | |
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| Season 2, Episode 8 | |
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| Air date | 7/9/2020 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Season 2 Episode 10. Uncharted vs Assassins Creed! It's a History themed Death Battle as The Historical Figure battles against the Historian of the Video Game genre!
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Pirates, Treasure hunters. They travelled the world in order to find the most greatest treasures of all and sometimes their Assassians as well!
Wiz: Like Ezio Auditore Da Firenze, the assassian pirate hunter from Assassian's Creed.
Boomstick: And Nathan Drake, the treasure hunter from Uncharted, He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And It's our job to find out their Armor, Stats and Skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Ezio[]
Wiz: When Ezio was just 17, Him, His father and two brothers were falsely accused by the Templars and was than sent to be executed
Boomstick: However shortly after all of this Ezio learned that his father was actually an Assassian, Thanks to discovering his father's assassian robe
Wiz: And this meant that his family was apart of the Brotherhood
Boomstick: Of Evil mutants?
Wiz: What no, This is not it, You see Ezio was trained at his Uncle Mario's
Boomstick: Wait Mario from Nintendo?
Wiz: NO!!, He was trained at his Uncles villa in Monteriggioni and soon when he turned 19, He began an adventure for the Templars which was through Italy
Boomstick: This would lead him to Borgia before using a staff of Eden too open a vault beneath the Vatican where Ezio was to relay a message too his Descendants and too a person named Desmond Miles which was half a century
Wiz: However shortly after all of this Monteriggioni was stormed by a army called The Papal army which was lead by Rodrigo's son and this all resulted in the Death of Ezio's uncle as well with the fall of the Italian Brotherhood
Boomstick: NO!! Not Mario and the Brotherhood of evil Mutants
Wiz: Well anyways Ezio than recovered a thing called the Golden Apple and with this food he used it to overwhelm Cesare for a few moments
Boomstick: But he didn't kill him because a few years later he would finally finish Cesare off for good
Wiz: But Ezio's adventure wasn't done yet as he would travel around to a place called Masyaf castle
- Name: Ezio Auditore da Firenze
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Age: 60
Boomstick: Ezio has a hand full of weapons
Wiz: For any surprise attacks Ezio has two hidden dual blades or even Poison blades and has a hidden gun that also has poison darts and to top it off he has a hookblade
Boomstick: He has a Sicilian Rapier and a Altair's sword
Wiz: He has a Short blade and Daggers with a Mace and a Metal cestus with a Climbing leap gloves
Boomstick: What even are these types of weapons?
Wiz: He also has a war hammer, Throwing knives and a Crossbow
- Two hidden dual blades
- Poison blades
- Hidden gun
- Poison dart
- Hookblade
- Sicilian rapier
- Altair's sword
- Short blade
- Daggers
- Mace
- Metal cestus
- Climb leap gloves
- War hammer
- Throwing knives
- Crossbow
Boomstick: He even has other types of Equipment like Vambrace, Greaves, a Chest guard and a Spulders.....Wiz these weapons get more and more confusing every time we read these
Wiz: There's his Missaglias, a Seusenhofer, Sepahi
Boomstick: God what are these names?
Wiz: Well other than these weapons he also has armor
Boomstick: Like an Altair's armor, Brutus armor, Ishak Pasha armor and his Master Assassin armor which is unbreakable
- Altair's armor
- Brutus armor
- Ishak Pasha armor
- Master Assassin armor
Wiz: He has a weird medicine type of thing where he will smell salt
Boomstick: Hey Wiz if theirs a way to get high than he is taking advantege of it
Wiz: Ugh of course, well he has a Flying machine and a Parachute
Boomstick: He also has some different weapons like bombs
Wiz: Ezio has three types of bombs, them being either Lethal, Tactical and Divisionary
Boomstick: His three Lethal bombs were his splinter Bombs, Datura bomb and Thunder bomb while his Tactical bomb's are Blood, Caltrop, Smoke screen and stink bombs
Wiz: His Distraction bombs were Cherry, Smoke decoy and Gold bombs
- Salt
- Flying machine
- Parachute
- Splinter bomb
- Datura bomb
- Thunder bomb
- Blood bomb
- Caltrop bomb
- Smoke screen
- Stink bomb
- Cherry bomb
- Smoke decoy
- Gold bombs
Boomstick: However one thing that is very noticeable for Ezio is that he has something called the Eagle sense which is an evolved version of another thing called Eagle vision
Wiz: With this sense he can hear someone's heartbeat from a distance and can track footprints and tracks of his opponents
- Eagle sense
- Better version of the Eagle vision
- Can sense someone's heartbeat
- Can track footprints of people
Boomstick: Ezio is a very powerful person, He's thwarted a thing called the Pazzi conspiracy, Defeated a swarm of guards single handily, has defeated Rodrigo and Cesare, Defeated da Vinci's war machines
Wiz: Has easily broke bones, Can make giant scaffolding collapse, Took hits from Sledgehammers and has moved giant stone blocks and even ripped stone pillars
Boomstick: He's dodged cannon fire and bullets, Has crushed through armored skulls, Tanked arrows and cannon balls with out much injury
Wiz: Remember how he can crush skulls well this would come to a force of 520 pounds and the strength of a sledgehammer is worth 10,000 thousand pounds per square inch
Boomstick: But that ain't nothing, Ezio can take the hits from Cannon balls which can have a force of 124,335 thousand pounds
Wiz: He can also reach speeds of 1,800 thousand miles per hour
- Thwarted the Pazzi conspiracy
- Defeated a swarm of guards
- Beat Rodrigo and Cesare
- Beat da Vinci
- Broke bones
- Took hits from sledgehammers
- Moved giant stone blocks
- Ripped stone pillars
- Dodged Cannon fire, Bullets and Arrows
- Tanked Cannon balls
Boomstick: This guy looks unstoppable but of course he has set backs
Wiz: He has you're normal human weakness, Weapons have limits, His poison darts are actually really weak and was scarred by seeing his father hang himself
- Has normal human weakness
- Weapons have limits
- Was scarred by his father hanging himself
Boomstick: Well either way he ended up having a good life after retiring and would end up passing away but at leat he's one deadly pirate
Nathan Drake[]
Wiz: Out in the world with objects full of worth that could make you famous or even rich their would be people that wanted their hands all of the treasure
Boomstick: But before we get to that we start with young Nathan morgan...wait isn't his last name Drake?
Wiz: Well you see before he was Nathan Drake. Him and his Brother were Nathan and Sam Morgan and were orphans
Boomstick: And of course Sam being the bigger brother would go out at night and took Nate with him. And than on one night when Nate was sneaking around in a Museum that he broke into
Wiz: He would than meet Victor Sullivan who caught Nate when he ran from the museum
Boomstick: However Victor would offer an escape route to Nate from someone named Kathryn Marlow but Nate would get away
Wiz: But not long after Sam would disappear and was presumed dead and as years went on Nate with Victor became treasure hunters and changed his last name from Morgan too Drake thanks to a Legendary corsair named Sir Francis Drake
Boomstick: But in order to get to treasure hunting something bad needs to happen so lets get onto that
Wiz: But we already just
Boomstick: Too bad
Wiz: Ok ok here it is. Sam was kicked from the orphanage but Nate went with him and than they both went to look and get back something that their mother owned
Boomstick: And so after breaking into an old ladies house they found it but was than held at gun point but don't worry because after the lady heard the word of Cassandra she put the gun down before telling the boys about their history
Wiz: But when they heard cop sirens the old lady had a heat attack and died forcing Nate and Sam to leave and change their name better
Boomstick: Yep now let's move on
- Real Name: Nathan Morgan
- Height: 5'11
- Weight: Unkown
- Age: 38
- Bridges collapse under him
Wiz: Going through some tough adventures Nate needed some weapons
Boomstick: And of course he got his hands on guns loads and loads of guns, like two pistols
Wiz: Those being a 45 Defender and a Desert-5
Boomstick: But that's not all he has some stronger weapons like Assault rifles, Sniper rifles, Shotguns
Wiz: Nate also has two Sniper rifles with one being a Dragon rifle and the other being a T-Bolt sniper but he still has more weapons like an Mk-NDI Grenade
Boomstick: He also has a simple Grappling hook
- Pistols
- 45 Defender
- Desert-5
- Assault rifle
- Sniper rifle
- Dragon rifle
- T-Bolt sniper
- Shotguns
- Mk-NDI Grenade
- Grappling hook
Wiz: Nate's weaponry does get wider with some normal fire arm like PM-9mm Pistol, Wes-44 Revolver, Micro-9mm Sub-machine Gun Pistol, a simple Ak-47 and a Moss-12 Pump-action shotgun
Boomstick: He has some Additional weapons like Para 9 handgun, Desert-5 Magnum, M4 Assault Rifle, Dragon sniper rifle and an SAS-12 Combat Shotgun
Wiz: He even has some Explosive weapons
Boomstick: And now it's onto the big boys
Wiz: Uh yeah these big boys are weapons like M32-Hammer, RPG-7, a Propane tank and Dynamite
Boomstick: Some special firearms are some Tranquilizer dart guns, a Crossbow strong enough to pierce armor, an ARX-160 and a GAU-19 Gatling gun
Wiz: He also has some Machine guns but of course not all of Nate's weapons
Boomstick: He has Flashlights, Riot shields and a Piton which can be drivine into light surfaces
- PM-9mm Pistol
- Wes-44 Revolver
- Micro-9mm Sub-machine Gun Pistol
- Ak-47
- Moss-12 Pump-action shotgun
- Para 9 handgun
- Desert-5 Magnum
- M4 Assault Rifle
- Dragon sniper rifle
- SAS-12 Combat Shotgun
- M32-Hammer
- RPG-7
- Propane tank
- Dynamite
- Tranquilizer dart gun
- Crossbow
- ARX-160
- GAU-19 Gatling gun
- Machine gun
- Flashlights
- Riot shields
- Piton
Wiz: Being a treasure hunter Nate has done some impressive stuff
Boomstick: What's being a treasure hunter done to do impressive things?
Wiz: Well he's found 5 lost civilizations, Survived tons a falls that were 25 five feet from the air which given Nate's averge weight and the height he constantly falls from Nate would constantly be taking a force worth 274 pounds
Boomstick: He's survived being stranded in the desert for 2 days, defeated a whole band of pirates and survived a train wreck after getting shot in the gut
Wiz: He even moved a 20 ton boulder
Boomstick: Nate is extremely durable, having his head smashed into glass before thrown into a chair and even through a window
Wiz: After being hit by a Grenade he fell through a collapsing building than slide several feet before grabbing onto an edge
Boomstick: He's smashed through a wooden pillar, Survived being smashed by an armored car, has been taught combat by Victor which allows him to defeat trained military soldiers
Wiz: He's defeated Jason Dante, Navarro, Talbot and Lazarevic and was pushed off a cliff hit his head on a rocky edge and only recieved a small cut
Boomstick: He's fast enough to run away from an RPG rocket, has constantly dodged bullets from Assault rifles and was hit by an RPG rocket which would wield a force worth 1 ton and he's done this on many different occasions
- Found 5 lost Civilizations
- Survived falls from 25 feet tall
- Survived being stranded in the desert for 2 days
- Beat a whole band of pirates
- Survived getting shot in the gut
- Moved a 20 ton boulder
- Fell from a cliff and only recieved a small cut
- Took a hit from a Grenade
- Smashed through a wooden pillar
- Survived being hit by an armored car
- Beat trained soldiers, Jason Dante, Navarro, Talbot, Lazarevic
- Fast enough to outrace an RPG rocket
- Dodged bullets from Assault rifles
- Was hit by an RPG rocket
- Made a large jump without any run up
Wiz: However Nate is still human
Boomstick: Yeah a human who can take hits from rockets and falls from 25 feet
Wiz: Well yeah that I really cant answer but he can get over-obsessive and is an adrenaline junky
Boomstick: Also his luck seems to run out on the worst timing and his weapons like ever one else can also run out
- Can get over-obsessive
- Is an adrenaline junky
- Luck can run out sometimes
Wiz: But this is still impressive with what he has done and survived good luck trying to take him
Boomstick: Unless you have a bridge god knows those love to collapse under him
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possabilities
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Poll[]
Pre-Fight[]
Nate is seen walking up to an old temple.
Nathan: Here she is.
Walking up to the place and not spotting a boat out in the distance coming up onto the shore.
The pirates all shout out to stop before one of them points out Nathan walking into the building.
Random person: Sir, there is someone in there.
Ezio than smiles before walking down to the beach and points at the cannons.
Ezio: Fire at him.
Than the pirates all shoot out the balls.
Nate walks around before spotting the treasure and walks towards it.
Nathan: Here it is.
Than a loud explosion echoes through the building shaking the building as the place starts crumbling.
Nate: What the hell was that?
Than another blast strikes the building which throws Nate to the ground before an echo of footsteps sounds through the place as Nate hides behind a stone block.
Ezio walks into the place and looks at the empty spot that the treasure once sat on.
Ezio: Someone took it than.
Looking around before spotting the stone block.
Ezio: Found you!
Than pulling out his poison blades and walks towards the block, before a hard uppercut strikes Ezio which throws him back as Nate jumps out and pulls out his Pistols as Ezio grabs some poison darts.
Fight[]
Nate than ducks right behind the stone block before jumping out and firing at Ezio who ducks through the stone pillars before punching at one which comes crashing down but Nate avoides it and continues to fire at Ezio.
Ezio than grabs another poison dart and fires away but Nate dodges it and than upper cuts him throwing Ezio back before grabbing his pistol and shooting right at him.
Nate's bullets bounce off the surface as Ezio dodges all of them before ducking below them and gut punching Nate and than grabs his arm and slams him into the floor before kicking him across it.
Ezio: Just give me the treasure and no one will have to get hurt.
Nate steps up as he pulls out some more guns.
Nathan: I don't scare so easily.
Than Nate charges with his Grappling hook and swings it at Ezio who is hit on the chest before Nate shoots at him, but Ezio grabs it and pulls him closer before nearly sticking a poison dart into Nate's chest but he pulls away just in time to back hand Ezio before grabbing his head and throwing him into a wall.
Nate than grabs the treasure.
Nate: There we go right back to where you belong.
Than Ezio pulls out his dual blades and slashes at Nate, but he blocks the blows with his guns before punching Ezio across the face as Ezio drops one of his blades as he slides across the room slamming into the wall, as Nate grabs a fallen blade.
Nate than slowly steps towards him but Ezio whips out his war hammer.
Nate: Hold on...that's not fair.
Than Ezio slams the hammer into Nate's chest throwing him through the window and dropping down the building before slamming into the ground
Nate: Ok that hurt.
Than Nate looks up as Ezio jumps down wielding his Hammer and Altair sword. Nate dodges as Ezio slams into the ground cracking the floor, as Nate gets up and grabs his head before throwing him into a tree, before he kick Ezio's throat which causes him to drop the sword.
Nate than pulls out his machine gun before firing away, as Ezio ducks into the woods as Nate stops, before a grenade slams into his chest before exploding which sends him away and into the building side.
Ezio than grabs ahold his poison darts and shoots at Nate who continues to block them with his guns before Ezio pulls out his poison blades.
Ezio: Let's get close then.
Ezio charges as he slashes at Nate with them, but Nate ducks before grabbing his arm and attempts to slam him into the ground again but Ezio stomps on his foot, before slashing his back with his blades before grabbing his throat and slamming his head into the ground, before stabbing his blades deeper into Nate's shoulder as he lets out a scream, before nut kicking Ezio than head butting him before grabbing the stuck blade and shoves it into Ezio's chest as he than let's go of his poison blades.
Nate than scoops them up and snaps them in half.
Nate: No more blades.
Than Ezio throat chops him as he grabs his head and smashes him into the floor, before stabbing his chest with his other blade, before slashing into Nate with his daggers, but Nate than smashes his fist into Ezio's face breaking his nose which causes him to step back as Nate grabs his pistols.
Nate: Why don't we end this before someone dies?
Ezio steps forward.
Ezio: Not until I get that treasure!
Ezio than charges, as Nate goes to fire but Ezio grabs his arm and rips the gun out, and throws it away before kneeing Nate's face also breaking his nose before punching his gut and throat chopping him.
Nate falls back as Ezio starts punching his body before upper cutting his sides, which sends the treasure into the air as Ezio grabs it.
Ezio: Got you.
Than pulling his last blade.
Ezio: Now just stay right their and you wont get hurt.
Ezio starts backing, away keeping his eye on Nate but this doesn't stop him from pulling out his machine gun and fires towards Ezio, who starts running away, but the bullets goes right through him, and throws him down and he losses the treasure.
Ezio: Goddammit.
Both than look at each other before they start running towards the treasure, punching each other and getting into each others way as they topple over the treasure as they punch at one another.
Ezio: Just give up.
Than Ezio is upper cutted as Nate grabs the treasure before smashing it on top of his head and starts running away.
Nathan: Just like how it always happens, there's treasure, someone trying to take it and kill me.
Nate is than hit in the leg, which causes him to drop down as Ezio walks towards him with the crossbow.
Ezio: Did you think you could get away that easy?
Nate looks at the bow sticking in his leg as he pull's it, out before another arrow slams into his chest, as Ezio walks over before stomping on Nate's chest, before grabbing the treasure.
Ezio: I'll take this and leave you here to bleed.
Ezio than walks away, thinking it's over but dosen't see Nate get up. Than a loading sound causes Ezio to turn around, and see Nate load a rocket launcher!
Ezio than quickly grabs his Crossbow, and shoot towards him but Nate lets the launcher go, and it rips through the bow and slams into Ezio, obliterating the man and leaving the treasure on the floor.
Nate walks over limping as he picks it up and starts walking away.
KO!!!
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: You know, I always wonder what burned people taste like.
Wiz: Uh.............This battle was an interesting battle, as both Nate and Ezio were equal in Experience and training, as they've both were trained by close people but Nate had taken nearly every advantage.
Boomstick: Now both Nate and Ezio have shown the same level of strength, except Ezio was just a little bit stronger.
Wiz: While Nate was able to put in a force of 20 tons, Ezio was strong enough to move a huge stone pillar, which would be leagues ahead, of Nate. But Nate was faster, Durable and had more weapons!
Boomstick: Ezio could dodge cannon fire which would move 1, 800 thousand miles per hour, but Nate was simply faster.
Wiz: Nate was fast enough to out race an RPG rocket, which could move 18 thousand miles per hour!
Boomstick: He also had more weapons to work with and was durable.
Wiz: First off, Ezio can take a hit worth 124 thousand pounds.
Boomstick: But how is Nate supposed to counter that?
Wiz: Well remember, Nate took hits from RPG rockets which could wield a force of 1 ton!
Boomstick: Well that was very interesting.
Wiz: Indeed while Ezio and Nate matched each other in Training and Experience, and Ezio was stronger, Nate was simply more Versatile, Faster and Durable than Ezio could handle.
Boomstick: Ezio had a rocketing end.
Wiz: The winner is Nathan Drake!
Next time[]
We've had beings who control Fire, Electricity and Water say why don't we add earth/stone onto the list, with these two heroes controlling that element
Einar Odinson vs Catrine Stone
Trivia[]
- The connections between Ezio and Nathan drake is that their both pirate/treasure hunters from famous video games
- This is Sharkboy205 10th death battle