Death Battle Fanon Wiki

Respect my Authoritah!
~ Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman is the main antagonist and anti-hero of the Comedy Central cartoon series, South Park. He is Kyle and Stan's arch-nemesis.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

Battles Royale[]

With Kyle, Stan and Kenny[]

Battle Record[]

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Battle Record

  • Wins: 5
  • Losses: 9
  • Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

As "The Coon"[]

As “The Grand Wizard“[]

With Stan, Kyle, and Kenny[]

Death Battle Info[]

  • Very Childish
  • Always wears the same thing
  • Started a Christian Rock Band
  • Literally made Kyle lick his balls
  • Hates Family Guy with a Passion
  • Respect his Authority
  • Has a very rocky relationship with the school community.


  • Various Magic Spells
  • Staff
  • Bear Mace
  • Hammer
  • Night Stick
  • Coon Claws
  • Frying pan
  • Pistol
  • Duel Si
  • Toilet Paper Rolls
  • Alien Probe
  • Baseball Bat
  • Crowbar
  • The Cow Launcher
  • Taser
  • Taser Gun
  • Chainsaw
  • Big Wheel
  • Dagger
  • Malfunctioning V-Chip.
  • Sais
  • P.29. Stun Baton
  • Magnum
  • Baseball bat
  • Mallet
  • Recorder


  • Somehow very Stealthy
  • Decent Fighter
  • Fire Farts
  • The Brown Noise (Makes everyone poo their pants when they hear the noise)
  • High tolerance for pain
  • Greater Durability
  • Various Magic Spells
  • Electricity Powers via V-Chip and Cursing
  • Master Prankster
  • Regardless of his size, he could be very fast.
  • Insane Toon Force.


  • Weight Gain 4000: Increases Cartman's attack power and also grants temporary invincibility.
  • Cheese Poofs: Restore 10% Health.
  • Snacky Cakes: Restores 100% Health.
  • Football Pads: Grants a 25% boost in health. Can double his health altogether if he's wearing 4.
  • Lightning Bolts: Doubles fire rate.
  • Zipp! Cola: Doubles Cartman's speed for a few seconds.

Alter Egos[]

  • The Coon (Cartman's superhero alter ego).
  • The Grand Wizard (Cartman's fantasy alter ego).
  • Mitch Connor (Cartman's supervillain alter ego).


  • Survived getting strangled by Father Maxi during church confession.
  • Survived attacks from Thugs, Aliens, Monsters, Adults, Etc and fought back.
  • Survived a giant Alien Probe coming out of his ass.
  • Fought and tanked hits from the New Kid.
  • Fought and tanked hits from all members of the Freedom Pals.
  • Could react to Jimmy Valmer as Fastpass who ran around the world in less of a second and tank his upcoming attacks which could generate 6.1 Megatons of TNT which is Small City.
  • Nearly took over America with an army of drunk civil war reenactors.
  • Rallying viewers of Mel Gibson's Passion movie.
  • Charmed Cthulhu, who helped him wipe out a lot of people.
  • Killed Kenny with a frying pan.
  • Made a kid eat Chili made out of his parents.
  • Helped Saved Earth a Couple of times.
  • Helped defeat a Giant Dinosaur Barbra Streisand.
  • Was able to survive more while fighting against stronger opponents including those that he had feared from for example Kyle and Wendy and was shown to be able to fight back against them.
  • Was able to withstand his ground and also fight during group fights including the rest of the main group especially Kyle.
  • Has survived falling from heights.
  • Has survived falling from a waterfall in Casa Bonita.
  • Defeated a midget named Dr. Nelson who earned a black belt in Karate.
  • Defeated leaders such as Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.
  • Exposed Mickey Mouse along with Stan and Kyle.
  • Survived from firearms and was able to even dodge bullets.
  • Jumped from a truck to the fort with Butters.
  • Managed to run through the entire town along with his friends while trying to escape from the environmentalists.
  • Defeated Kyle in Post Covid: The Return of Covid in a fist fight.
  • Survived being frozen to death and made it to the year 2546.
  • Ran around the arena for 16 minutes straight while avoiding getting immunized.


  • Despite accomplishing amazing feats of strength, there were cases where he could be inconsistent. One episode he can knock over a planetarium projector, whereas in other episodes, he can be portrayed as an average obese kid.
    • He alone made the school average on the Presidential Fitness Test the lowest in the entire country, despite everyone else doing average.
      • Although, it could arguably be result of his laziness.
    • Despite this, he has proven at times that he is still capable of performing superhuman strengths.
  • Despite accomplishing amazing speed feats, he does have some limits as he can't run for extended periods of time, and sometimes does struggle to keep up with his friends.
    • Came in last in the Special Olympics race.
  • Makes enemies due to his bigoted and self-centered nature.
    • Gradually took credit for a joke Jimmy made, even when he was in mortal danger.
  • He's very sensitive about his weight.
  • Very egotistical and has a bad habit of underestimating his opponents.
  • Nearly got himself killed helping Rob Reiner, who intended to kill Cartman to serve as a martyr for his anti-smoking cause.
  • His manipulation doesn't always work on everybody.
    • He is only good at manipulating people with low intelligence.
    • His manipulation skills may not even be combat applicable, as he's only good at tricking people when he has enough background knowledge and preparation time, and isn't in a confrontational situation.
    • Regardless if his manipulation skills doesn't work, he has proven that he could fight opponents even without manipulating them.
  • Often feigns pain to gain sympathy from those around him for example, Cartman is shown to be quite nervous over fighting Wendy and is shown going to great lengths to avoid the confrontation.
    • Despite this, he did however end up fighting and while he did put up a good fight, he was however beaten to a pulp by Wendy.
    • It's also why at times he cried when Kyle hit him but however, there were other times where he didn't.
  • Obsessed with Casa Bonita.
  • Easily angered



  • Cartman parodied Tony Montana, the first time in a play imitating him and the second for real.
  1. Season 1 Episode 2: Weight Gain 4000