Stblackst vs Crash maul! These two are the most famous different tf2 characters! Who will win? Will this be an extravagant adventure for the Soldier? Or will the epic scout's legacy get more epic?
Let's find out![]
Luke: Stblackst soldier, the more crazy and extravagant version of the soldier!
Anakin: Epic scout, the more badass and epic version of the scout!
Luke: These two different versions have proven time and time again, that they are epic, (Specifically the scout) and they sure as hell are not going away anytime soon!
Anakin: But who is more epic? Who's legacy will end today? Let's find out!
Luke: He's Anakin and I'M Luke!
Anakin: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!
Epic scout[]
luke: RED vs BLU. This is the famous rivalry that plages the tf2 universe, and once day, RED got the mother of reinforcments. The Rabid Heavy Taming Engineer duo, or RHTE for short.
Anakin: These two fuckers were unstopable! The Rabid heavy was unfased when a direct hit rocket launcher, well, hit him, directly in the face! And he also 1 shotted the soldier and Pyro, dodged machine gun fire, which shockingly puts him at mach 2015! He also shrugged off a lv. 1 sentry gun shooting him, a Spy sattbing him repeatedly in the back, and he's strong enough to kill a robot version of the heavy in 1 shot!
Luke: but his greatest feat of strength was one shotting a Pyro, demoman, medic and heavy, all in one punch! But that's enough of them, because BLU had their own secret weapon: The epic scout!
Anakin: but how did this epicness happen? SIMPLE! When his team was getting stomped, and a enemy demo got some Alcohol on his wounds + some Bonk! Atomic punch = a super powered scout! He's stronger, tougher, faster and way more athletic than any scout on the goddamn planet!
Luke: he also see things slower, to allow him to figure out what to do, and how to predict enemies moves, and also smart enough to use his enemies own weapons against them, as well as the enviroment to his advantage.
Anakin: he's skilled enough to take on the entire RED team on his own WITH NO HELP, and kick their asses, fast enough to blitz FTL people such as sniper, soldier and heavy, dodge sentry gun fire, a shot from the ambassador and machine gun fire from the heavy, ALL AT ONCE! And he was fast enough to grab the dead ringer out of Spy's hands, and his gun, before he even noticed!, and fast enough to kick a rocket outta the air, by kicking it!
Luke: He should also be physically as strong as the original scout, and he was strong enough to send Heavy and his machine gun flying, in 1 hit! That's well over 20 tons of tnt! And he sure as hell as the arsenal to back him up! He has all the standard weapons of the origianl scout, and with all these skills and feats, it wasn't long before he ran into the rabid heavy taming engineer duo.
Anakin: But after a tough fight, the epic duel came out... as a draw.
Luke: Wait, seriously?! After all their feats and all their faults, IT WAS A FREAKING DRAW!?!?
Anakin: Well, to be fair to Epic scout, he put up a tremendious fight, it was a 2v1 from somewhat begining to end, and he could have killed them both, had the other not intervined.
Luke: Well still, he is an epic Scout after all, and that is not to be put lightly.
Stblackst Solider[]
Luke: Imagine a world, where the unordianry, happened on a ordinary basis, and there were day to day menaces to be dealt with. Well, Never fear, because the Stblackst Soldier AKA The American soldier is here!
Pre-fight[]
Unusual epicness! - Fight![]
Results[]
Next time![]
Next time on death battle!