Description[]
Its the battle of the zombie killers. Ellis from the Left 4 Dead series faces Chuck from the Dead Rising series. Will the grenade launcher mechanic win? Or will Chuck make Ellis become one of them?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Zombies. Were there are zombies there are zombie killers.
Boomstick: Like Ellis, the mechanic from Georgia
Wiz: And Chuck Greene, the motorcycle riding craftsman
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win Death Battle
Ellis[]
(Cue: Dead Center Menu Theme)
Wiz: When the "Green Flu" hit the southern United States, 4 survivors attempt to make it to evacuation in time.
Boomstick: But the Dumb asses at CEDA left them behind and the 4 had to make it to New Orleans on foot with a bunch of blunders on the way there.
Wiz: One of the Survivors is a 24 year old mechanic named Ellis.
Ellis (in the Zombie Survival Guide): Kill all sons of bitches (pumps a combat shotgun) thats my official instructions
Boomstick: Ellis is the optimistic, fun loving mechanic from Savannah, Georgia.
Wiz: He loved hanging out with his buddies, going to Sunday dinners with ma, and worked on cars in his auto shop.
Boomstick: But then the zombies had to ruin it all, and now he has to fight his way to New Orleans with 3 other strangers
(Cue: Chocolate Helicopter)
Wiz: His arsenal mainly contains of shotguns, sniper rifles and pistols.
Boomstick: And just like Master Chief certain alien fighter, has unbelievable luck on finding the weapons he needs.
Wiz: He can use Assault Rifles, AK-47s, Submachine guns, and M-16s
Boomstick: He can use Auto, Combat, and Pump shotguns and my personal favorite, the grenade launcher. KABOOM!!!
Wiz: He can take out zombies at large distances using the Hunting and Sniper Rifles.
Boomstick: And if he gets in a jam he takes out 2 PM60 Pistols
Wiz: And for added defense he can pull out an assortment of melee weapons
Boomstick: He can slice off heads with a fire axe, decapitate zombies with an electric bass, slice their necks with a katana, and slice them in half with a chainsaw
Wiz: He can also use enhancers to heal himself and to heal himself, he can use First Aid to heal him quite a bit, Pain Pills to give him a temporary health boost, and an Adrenaline Shot to make him faster.
Boomstick: He also has various throwables he can use, including molotovs to char zombies into ribs, pipe bombs that attract zombies then blow them up, and Bile jars filled with vomit that impairs vision and attracts zombie
Wiz: Hold up Boomstick, he also has ammo upgrades!
Boomstick: OOOOHHHH GIMME GIMME!!!
Wiz: He can use frag rounds that explode on contact and incendiary bullets to burn up targets at a distance.
Boomstick: Ellis has killed all special infected, including tanks and those deadly... what are the zombies that cry?
Wiz: Witches Boomstick.
Boomstick: Right
Wiz: He also killed all of the "Uncommon Infected" including the ones that wear SWAT armor.
Boomstick: WHAT?!
Ellis: Aw hell, now they're bullet proof?!
Wiz: But being 24 years old, he has his flaws. He is really naive and underestimates the gravity of some situations.
Boomstick: He even was targeted by all the special infected in that cut scene movie in the second game.
Wiz: But despite those disadvantages he is a skilled fighter, killing every zombie he saw and eventually got to safety by being air lifted to cruise ships in the Gulf of Mexico
Ellis: (After reaching the safe room) WE ARE THE KINGS OF THE WORLD!!!
Chuck[]
(Cue: Kill The Sound)
Wiz: Chuck was your average moto-cross guy--
Boomstick: WAS! He was a regular guy until some asshole dressed as him caused Las Vegas to become a zombie filled city
Wiz: He became over protective of his daughter after the death of his wife
Boomstick: He is extremely crafty and can create any thing he wants. Even a propane tank full of nails!
Wiz: He doesn't just create weapons, he can use pretty much anything around him as a weapon.
Boomstick: He can use 2x4s, guitars, Ad boards, amplifiers, bats, and whatever shit he can find.
Wiz: And as we mentioned before he can combined weapons that he can make whatever.
Boomstick: If you give him a pylon and a can of spray paint he can make and airhorn
Wiz: If you give him a power drill and a bucket, he makes the Drill Bucket
Boomstick: (chuckles) Give him a shotgun and a pitchfork and he makes a (laughs hard) BOOMSTICK!
Wiz: If you give him a box of nails and a propane tank he makes an I.E.D
Boomstick: And one of his most powerful weapons is the Paddle saw.
Wiz: If he finds a chainsaw and a paddle he can make this thing. And he can make more things but not enough time to explain them all.
Boomstick: But there are no weapons that can fare with his Slicecycle
(Cue: Chuck Everyday Man)
Wiz: His Slicecycle is the most powerful thing he can make, he can mow down enemys and chop them up with the built in chainsaws though it can be easily destroyed by explosives.
Boomstick: WHAT?! THATS BULLSHIT!!!
Wiz: He is more then capable then going through hordes of zombies but has a hard time finding stuff for combo weapons.
Boomstick: But he is a pure badass, "killed" his rival in fire, eventually found out who framed him, and then killed him.
Wiz: He escaped the Las Vegas casinos with other survivors before the military came and bombed the place. That is the badass we know
(Chuck watches his opponent die in a fire)
Opponent: Just remember champ...I'M NUMBER ONE!!!
Chuck: Yeah...your on fire
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set lets end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Death Battle[]
(Setting: Fortune City, Las Vegas)
(Ellis and the other survivors are walking around looking for supplies while fighting zombies)
Ellis: Hang back y'all... I'll look for stuff
Coach: You be careful Ellis
(Meanwhile, Chuck is looking for Zombrex and finds a whole stache of it)
Chuck: This will keep my daughter from turning for a few months!
(Ellis walks in and sees Chuck)
Ellis: Howdy!
Chuck: (Turns around): Who are you?! A looter?!
Ellis: No, but that stuff right in front of you can help my group
Chuck: I can't let you do that (He pulls out a bat)
Ellis: Fine we'll do it your way (He raises his Pistols)
FIGHT!
(Cue: The Parish Horde Theme)
Ellis: This is too easy! (He fires his pistols)
(Chuck dodges the bullets and swings at Ellis with his bat. Ellis pulls out his own bat and starts trading blows with Chuck)
Chuck: You ain't going to win. (He slams his bat hard and breaks Ellis's bat)
Ellis: Oh shit!
(He runs away to another part of the casino and hides behind a counter)
(Chuck walks in trying to look for Ellis and Ellis pulls out his AK-47)
Ellis: EAT LEAD!!!
(He jumps from behind the counter and fires at Chuck, who finds a bar stool and uses it against Ellis)
Ellis: Thats the best you can do? (He takes out an axe and breaks the stool)
(Chuck runs and finds a pylon and a can of spray paint and goes into a work desk)
Ellis: Where did you go?
(Cue: TK Helicopter)
(Chuck comes out from the work station and aims the "Airhorn" at Ellis and fires it)
Ellis: AHHHH WHAT IS THIS?!
(Chuck punches Ellis and stumbles)
Chuck: Not so tough now are ya?
(He runs and finds his motorbike, a paddle, and a few chainsaws and starts crafting)
(Ellis gets out of his dazed state and looks around for Chuck)
Ellis: Hey where is everybody? HELLO?
(Ellis hears a motorbike engine rev and he takes out his grenade launcher)
(Chuck rides over a platform and drives at Ellis)
Ellis: HOLY SHIT (Ellis starts to runs and starts to fire his grenade launcher)
(Ellis finally gets a direct hit with his grenades and the slicecycle blows up)
Ellis: He just died.
(Chuck walks out of the explosion with a paddle saw in his hand)
Ellis: WHAT?! (He takes out his Combat shotgun and starts firing, missing him until he runs out of ammo)
Ellis: Oh no. (He takes out his own chainsaw and takes a adrenaline shot)
(Cue: Tank Theme)
(Ellis zooms around Chuck hits his paddlesaw)
Ellis: Haha! Chainsaw fight! ( The two exchange blows with their chainsaws until Ellis slices the paddle saw in half)
Chuck: Thanks
Ellis: Oh shit (He runs at fast speed after taking an adrenaline shot)
(Chuck runs after him, with the half slices paddle saw in his hands)
(Ellis hides behind a wall and thinks of what he is going to do)
Ellis: Aha! (He take takes out his katana and starts scraping it against a wall)
Chuck: Kid just wants to be found! (He runs to a room and finds it empty)
Chuck: What the---
(Ellis sneaks behind Chuck and slices Chucks back)
Chuck: GAAAHHHH!!! (He grabs the handle end of the katana and breaks the blade)
Ellis: Oh hell!
(He takes pain pills and starts to run)
(Chuck finds a propane tank and a box of nails and starts to create the I.E.D)
(Ellis watches Chuck work and he gets and idea)
(Ellis goes to the plaza and shouts)
(Cue: Hard Rain Horde Theme)
Ellis: COME AND GET ME YOU CRAFTSMAN BITCH!!!
(Chucks gets done with his explosive and starts after Ellis)
Ellis: (He takes out Boomer Bile) Any moment now...
(Chuck bursts through to Plaza doors holding the I.E.D)
(Ellis CHUCKS the Boomer Bile at Chuck and it covers him in bile and blinds him, making him drop his I.E.D)
Chuck: AH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!
(Ellis takes out his hunting rifle and aims at the I.E.D)
(Chuck recovers from the blindness and sees Ellis aiming at the I.E.D)
Ellis: See ya later! (He fires and the I.E.D explodes, killing Chuck and hurting Ellis)
Ellis: OW, goddamn, (He heals up with his health pack, takes the Zombrex, and goes back to his group)
Nick: Hey Ellis, whats that crap?
Ellis: Probably CEDA's cure for the Flu.
Coach: Next time we see a zombie, put that shit in it!
(They walk away as zombies surround the saferoom area)
K.O
Results[]
(Cue: Midnight Ride)
Boomstick: Rednecks are now better then motocross guys
Wiz: Chuck may have the upper hand in intelligence and craftiness but it was Ellis's experience and tactics that made him seal the win.
Boomstick: Ellis has killed freaking Tanks and Chuck was nothing like that, making him a SWAT infected-like zombie that can use weapons.
Wiz: Chuck had experience with the regular pop-culture zombies. Make him way less experienced then Ellis
Boomstick: In the end, Chuck was sent off with a bang
Wiz: The winner is Ellis
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Description[]
Yet another remaster of one my earliest fights
Interlude[]
Wiz: In the zombie apocalypse you may come across some strange survivors, from Twinkie-obsessed cowboys to power hungry gym teachers
Boomstick: And these two are anything but ordinary
Wiz: Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2's fun loving mechanic
Boomstick: And Chuck Greene, Dead Rising 2's legendary motocross racer
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle
Ellis[]
Boomstick: Welcome to Savannah, Georgia, the most historic city in the entire state. Here you can find amazing things like tall buildings, dark alleys, pissed-off Braves and Falcons fans, and... zombies?
Wiz: Right in front of everyone, the Green Flu was starting to ravage the city, and the entire South for that matter, turning those infected into mindless beasts, hellbent on tearing apart any non-infected.
Boomstick: But sometimes the Flu infects someone, but they don't start going apeshit. That's where Ellis comes in.
Wiz: Born and raised in Savannah, Ellis was a junior mechanic working at an auto shop when the infection hit. But, according to him, instead of evacuating, he armored up a pickup truck to drive himself out of the city, built to be zombie-proof.
Boomstick: But it turned out that the truck was only 99 percent zombie-proof, that last one goddamn percent tore that truck to shit.
Wiz: But he somehow escaped, and then met up with Coach, a high school health teacher and football coach, Nick, a wandering gambler, and Rochelle, a news reporter from Cleveland.
Boomstick: These 4 turned out to be one of the most badass zombie-killing groups ever.
Wiz: Together, the 4 traveled through the South, killing infected left and right. Through swamps, cities, and a carnival at one point in time.
Boomstick: Well now that we talked about the man himself, lets talk about his weapons. When it comes to his zombie murder machines, he preferers the silenced sub-machine gun. This machine pistol seems to be modeled after the MAC-10, a 9MM rapid fire monster that many drug gangs use in Mexico
Wiz: And when his ammo gets depleted and the situation calls for a ranged approach, he brings out 2 pistols.
Boomstick: In his right hand, he has a Sig Sauer P220 pistol, and his left hand, a Glock 26.
Wiz: Both of these pistols hold 15 rounds each and can be fired rapidly. They also have the added bonus of having unlimited ammo.
Boomstick: What the hell kind of sorcery is that?
Wiz: Game mechanics
Boomstick: Fair enough. Unfortunately his pistols can only do so much, even with unlimited ammo, so when he needs better firepower, he picks up an obvious choice, sniper rifles
Wiz: When given the choice between accuracy or power, he goes for the more accurate hunting rifle, the most accurate weapon in the game
Boomstick: The hunting rifle seems to be modeled after the Ruger Mini-14, with a scope mounted to it. This baby fires a 5.56 round, the same round used in most assault rifles, so think of the Hunting Rifle as a longer ranged assault rifle with less of a fire rate. But whenever the hunting rifle isn't around, he uses the much more superior Sniper Rifle. This sniper is modeled after the Heckler & Koch G3, a rapid fire long-ranger that shoots 7.62 rounds, complete with a 30 round magazine
Wiz: But this is nowhere near what Ellis is capable of using. The rare times it spawns, Ellis is quick to snatch it up.
Boomstick: It's the zombie soup maker, the Rainer of zombie parts, the big boy itself, the mighty grenade launcher!
Wiz: The grenade launcher is easily one of the most powerful weapons in the game. Its large blast radius and massive power assures no infected is getting out unscathed.
Boomstick: The model of grenade launcher seems to be the M79 Grenade Launcher, a one shot weapon that fires 40 MM contact shells
Wiz: However being too close to the blast will make him take some self-inflicted friendly fire
Boomstick: But that seems like a small price to pay for total zombie elimination
Wiz: When it comes to other weapons, Ellis has quite the cache of multiple throwables at his disposal
Boomstick: He has a good ol' fashion molotov, fire in a bottle which will cover a large area in flame for about 15 seconds
Wiz: He also carries the pipe bomb. This makeshift grenade is perfect for fighting the horde. With a 6 second fuse and loud beeping timer, the infected rush toward it only to be met with a huge explosion, evisorating anything within a 10 foot radius
Boomstick: And now to my personal favorite, the Bile Bomb. These CEDA jugs are filled with Boomer puke, and are probably the most useful grenades in the game
Wiz: Those who are unfortunate enough to get hit by these "grenades" will experience a blinding effect that will last roughly 10 seconds, with the subsequent horde attraction lasting another 10
Boomstick: Forget the guys that get covered with that shit, I feel more sorry for the motherfuckers that had to collect the bile...
Wiz: No kidding...
Boomstick: Anyways, despite Ellis thinking that he is invincible, he isn't. So whenever he ends up hurt, he has several items he can use to help him push through.
Wiz: He has a first aid kit, a handy zip-up backpack that heals up to 80% of his health.
Boomstick: This thing can heal him from anything. Getting crushed by cars and concrete thrown by Tanks, getting gored and shredded apart by Hunters and Witches, getting his rib cage crushed by Smokers, falling from high places and snapping his legs... like i said, anything.
Wiz: He also has a bottle pain pills, which get him a temporary health boost of 50%.
Boomstick: Wait, how do they know they are pain pills? Last I checked they don't look at the labels... I feel sorry to poor fucker that ends up ingesting Viagra thinking its Tylenol...
Wiz: ....I don't even want to talk about that.
Boomstick: Well moving away from the Viagra/Tylenol confusion, he also has an adrenaline shot. This baby is packed with B-12, giving Ellis a 25% health boost and an added speed bonus that lasts 15 seconds.
Wiz: But even without those items, Ellis is one tough son of a bitch.
Boomstick: Name something no human can survive, Ellis has probably pulled through. He has survived multiple attacks from Special Infected, from getting acid etched by Spitters to getting smashed and squashed by Tanks and Chargers.
Wiz: Not to mention he can also take gunshots and melee weapon swings and not even flinch.
Boomstick: This is especially shown by him tanking grenade launcher shots, shotgun shells, and friggin M60 rounds, which are full metal jacket!
Wiz: However there is a catch with all these feats. All of what we just mentioned, depends on the difficulty setting of the game.
Boomstick: Yeeaahh.... that thing. That means while he is sent flying because of Tanks on easy, normal, and advanced, on expert, he is instantly down for the count. Same goes for the weapon damage, while on easy gunshots don't do damage, on expert, shotguns can instantly bring him down
Wiz: On that point, if Ellis takes too much damage, he will fall to the ground, relatively defenseless
Boomstick: And he can only be brought back up with the help of a teammate, which also brings up another huge weakness. He is too reliant on teamwork and getting help from others. Without any help, he won't last very long
Wiz: But do not sell Ellis short, when the infection hits and when the commons close in, you can count on him to help you out
Coach: "Wait for official instruction." Heh, wait my ass.
Ellis: Kill all sons-of-bitches, that MY official instructions.
Chuck[]
Wiz: The year is 2010, and the medicinal company Phenotrans were in the process of committing genocide.
Boomstick: You see, Phenotrans are the assholes that caused massive outbreaks throughout the United States. They're also the guys who make Zombrex, an anti-zombie drug, which... wasn't selling too good at the time, plus the added facts they were running out of Queens to make the Zombrex. Which brings us to the Fortune City Outbreak, where they set loose a horde of zombies and then gassed them after a couple days.
Wiz: As for who to blame for the outbreak, there seemed to be a no better alternative than Chuck Greene.
Boomstick: Chuck was once a nationally ranked motocross champion, but after a fall from grace that included his family getting caught in the Las Vegas Outbreak, he found himself competing in the pay-per-view show "Terror is Reality", which is hosted by the biggest douchebag on the planet.
Wiz: Behind the scenes however, Phenotrans was conducting an operation that will supply Phenotrans enough Queens to make Zombrex for the next 10 years, and also raising their stock prices in the process.
Boomstick: As for poor little Chucky, he was going to be one pinned for causing the outbreak, simply because the story of what happened to him would make a great backstory for why he caused the outbreak.
Wiz: He then set out on a mission to find the man that framed him and clear his name
Boomstick: Along with killing thousands of zombies and plenty of psychopaths. From a rollerblading child mascot with flamethrowers, to a deadly magic duo that took death defying acts a little too far.
Wiz: As with custom with all Dead Rising games, Chuck Greene can use anything and everything as a weapon.
Boomstick: He can use anything from your normal pistols, shotguns, and rifles, to bows and arrows. From 2x4s to gardening tools, and to bullshit like zombie masks and mannequins.
Wiz: While the weapons in question may be as weak or strong as they come, in the hands of Chuck, he can make them take the form of something deadly.
Boomstick: Just like our old pal Frank West, Chuck Greene is one of the best in the business for making improv weapons.
Wiz: By combining at least 2 weapons, Chuck can make many combination weapons, which can result many different results.
Boomstick: Let's get a quick runoff. With nails and a baseball bat he makes the spiked bat. With a bowie knife and boxing gloves he makes the Knife Gloves. With a sledgehammer and a fire axe, he makes the Defiler. These are just 3 of the over 50 combo weapons he can make.
Wiz: With nails and MMA gloves he makes Tenderizers, with a lead pipe and a firework he makes the Rocket Launcher. With a cement saw and a saw blade he makes the Ripper.
Boomstick: With a machete and push broom, he makes the Pole Weapon. With a spear and a drill he makes the driller, and with gems and a flashlight he makes the Laser Sword. I really need to try that.
Wiz: It's not gonna work Boomstick.
Boomstick: So says you...
Wiz: Uhhg.... well continuing on, an an ex-motocross champion, Chuck's bike can be used to eliminate anything.
Boomstick: By adding either machine guns or chainsaws, Chuck can make his bike look like something that came straight out of Mad Max.
Wiz: No kidding, and while his Guncycle is deadly in its own right, his Slicycle is far deadlier, being able to mow down anything in his way.
Boomstick: Except for a wall, or any small lip on the ground.
Wiz: And while Chuck may excel in the art of offense, his defense isn't the best.
Boomstick: But that's why he can heal up fast and quick, simply by eating or drinking various items. Depending on what he picks up, it can heal up from one square to 6 squares of health.
Wiz: And when the time calls for a little extra boost, he can always combine these items for a good amount of health and a stat boost
Boomstick: By combining two beers, he creates the Pain Killer, which reduces damage by 50%. This effect also lasts a full minute.
Wiz: With wine and beer he makes Quickstep, which fully heals him and also gives him a speed boost that also lasts a full minute.
Boomstick: And by mixing two bowls of chili, he makes Energizer. This drink also fully heals him and makes him totally invincible for, you guessed it, a full minute.
Wiz: And that's basically it for the mixed drinks.
Boomstick: Well there is this other drink but all that does is make him vomit for a minute straight.
Wiz: Speaking of which, while all drinks restore health, drinking too much will make Chuck sick and will make him go in a vomiting spell for a while.
Boomstick: His lack of an iron stomach isn't the worst of it. He doesn't run anywhere, he only lightly jogs everywhere he goes, unless he used the Quick Step. His weapons also are not invincible, after a short while they will break. He also has limited storage for any item, only able to carry 10 items at time, with some items too large to store anyways.
Wiz: He also cant take much of a beating, only able to take 12 hits before he goes down for good.
Boomstick: But don't you fuck with Chuck Greene, that will always be the last thing you'll ever do.
Leon Bell: (he lights a fire with his bike) Just remember chump! (he lights himself on fire) I'M NUMBER ONE! (he dies and cremates himself)
Chuck: Yeah, you're on fire.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate one and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
(A blue and white stock car is seen going along the highway that leads to Fortune City)
???: (singing) I got the hammer held down and, I'm Texas bound...
(A zombie is seen munching on a corpse in front of the Fortune City gates, just when the car crashes through the gates)
???: WOOO!
(The car crushes the zombie and then car stops)
???: That was fun.
(A young man climbs out of the car window)
???: Damn... Nick was right. Jimmy Gibbs Jr really does get cramped.
(An engine is heard in the distance, the sound of chainsaws mixed in)
???: What the...
(A man in a green and black jacket is seen mowing down zombies in what appears to be a modified motorcycle.)
???: Whoa...
(The biker jumps a staircase and rides towards the young man, then stops in front of him)
???: Who are you?
???: Oh, I'm Ellis, but some people call me El, but i prefer Ellis as---
???: Ok, ok. I get it.
Ellis: Hey, wait a sec... you're Chuck Greene!
Chuck: Not again... look, I didn't start this outbreak.
Ellis: What? No, I know you from when you did motocross! Man, you were amazing!
Chuck: Oh, um, thanks.
(Chuck then takes notice of Ellis' car)
Chuck: ....where did you get that?!
Ellis: Oh, you mean Jimmy Gibbs?
Chuck: Yes. Where did you get that?!
Ellis: Oh, we were in a mall, and we used the car to escape. Though Jimmy Gibbs tried to stop us and we had to kill him...
Chuck: Wait, what?!
Ellis: Yeah... then again he was---
(Ellis gets interrupted by an angry Chuck, who tackles him against the car and then throws him to the ground)
Ellis: WHAT THE HELL?!
Chuck: YOU MURDERED A LEGEND FOR HIS CAR?! (he tries to stomp Ellis face, who rolls out of the way and gets up)
Ellis: He was already dead! (he gets out one of his pistols and pistol whips Chuck, making him stumble back)
Chuck: Gah! (he stops stumbling and takes out his spiked bat) So this is how its gonna be...
Ellis: Seems like it. (he pulls out his other pistol)
FIGHT!
Ellis: (he starts firing his pistols at Chuck, who dives behind the stock car)
Chuck: Whew...
Ellis: (he reloads and continues firing)
Chuck: Ok, what the fuck?! Does he have unlimited ammo or something?!
Ellis: (he stops firing and reloads again)
Chuck: (he jumps out from behind the car and swings at Ellis with his Spiked Back)
Ellis: (he ducks under the swing and fires shoots Chuck's arm)
Chuck: Ahg! (he elbows Ellis in the face and kicks him away)
Ellis: (he stumbles back, then turns around and starts running down the Platinum Strip)
Chuck: (he stands back and watches Ellis run)
Ellis: (after a while, he stops running, near the stairs that lead to Fortune Park) Whew... (he breaths heavily)
(An engine is heard in the distance, and Ellis' eyes widen)
Chuck: (he rides across the Platinum Strip on his Slicycle, and rides straight towards Ellis)
Ellis: Shit! (he dives out of the way and runs the opposite direction, back towards the entrance of Royal Flush Plaza)
Chuck: (he turns around and rides back)
Ellis: (he quickly dives into an alley and runs around a corner)
Chuck: (he stops his bike and gets of, then goes into the alley Ellis ran down, his Defiler in hand)
Ellis: (he lies in wait, aiming down the scope of his hunting rifle)
Chuck: (he walks out from behind the corner)
Ellis: (he fires, landing a hit on Chuck)
Chuck: AHK! (he stumbles and falls backyards)
Ellis: (he jumps over Chuck and starts to run back to the gate)
Chuck: Ahg.. (he slowly gets up, and then pulls out a blue colored liquid)
Ellis: (he hides behind a Zombrex sign) Whew...
(Ellis looks out from behind the sign, who sees Chuck running straight at him, and at a very alarming rate)
Chuck: HERE I COME!
Ellis: (he quickly pulls out his grenade launcher) Shit, stay back!
Chuck: (he keeps running towards Ellis)
Ellis: (he fires his grenade launcher, hitting Chuck square)
Chuck: (he gets launched into the air, sending him backwards)
Ellis: Ok Ellis, no more running.
Chuck: Wow... (he gets up and takes out his Defiler again)
Ellis: (he pulls out his two pistols again)
(Ellis and Chuck approach each other)
Chuck: GRRAHH! (he swings his defiler)
Ellis: (he jumps back, avoiding the swing)
Chuck: (he swings again, this time spinning around in a circle with the Defiler outstretched)
Ellis: AH! (he gets knocked in the head and falls to the ground)
Chuck: (he brings the Defiler up and slams the Defiler's head down)
Ellis: SHIT! (he rolls out of the way)
Chuck: (the Defiler's head hits the ground, breaking off) Ahh crap!
Ellis: (he brings up his pistols up and fires at Chuck, hitting him in the back)
Chuck: Gah! (he stumbles forward and then pulls out his Knife Gloves)
Ellis: Aww hell, he went the way of the Witch!
Chuck: (he rushes at Ellis and slashes his arm)
Ellis: Ah! (he drops his pistol and grabs his arm)
Chuck: (he backs up and slashes Ellis' back)
Ellis: (he screams in pain and shoots his other pistol at Chuck, which Chuck dodges)
(Ellis starts to limp away, as Chuck goes to get on his Slicycle)
Chuck: (he gets on his bike and starts it) YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY! (he pulls the throttle and drives at Ellis)
Ellis: Shit shit shit!
Chuck: (he drives by Ellis, the chainsaws on the bike shredding his side)
Ellis: (he screams in pain and holds his side, dropping to his knees)
Chuck: (he keeps driving)
Ellis: Ahhg... (he brings out his First Aid Kit)
Chuck: Huh? (he skids to a stop and looks behind him)
Ellis: (he starts healing)
Chuck: (he growls and speeds back at Ellis)
Ellis: (he finishes healing and sees Chuck in the distance) Oh hell...
Chuck: (he continues driving at Ellis)
Ellis: (he takes out his grenade launcher again and fires at Chuck)
Chuck: Oh... (he bails from the bike as the grenade sails toward him)
(A small explosion happens)
Ellis: Woo! That's a fireworks show!
Chuck: (he bails into a maintenance room) Ok, no more fooling around...
Ellis: (he starts to walk back to the stock car, but is stopped by the sounds of chainsaws) Huh?!
Chuck: (he walks towards Ellis, a Paddlesaw in his hand)
Ellis: Aw hell...
Chuck: (he rushes at Ellis and starts swinging the Paddlesaw)
Ellis: (he barley dodges Chuck's swings)
Chuck: (he quickly spins and brings the saw down)
Ellis: (he attempts to dodge again, the chainsaw cutting into his shoulder)
Chuck: (he drops the Paddlesaw and takes out his Tendorizers)
Ellis: (he brings out his pistol again, and fires all 15 shots into Chuck, who smirks and rushes at Ellis)
Chuck: Wrong choice (he swings at Ellis)
Ellis: (he ducks and reloads) What the hell?! Is he invincible?!
FLASHBACK
(In the maintenance room, Chuck assembles his Paddlesaw, Tenderizers, and a Driller. And as luck would have it, there was a blender in that maintenance room too)
Chuck: Heheh, chili. Lots of chili...
(He blends them together, and then drinks it)
BACK TO REALITY"""
Chuck: You can say that (he continues throwing punches at Ellis, who ducks and makes one of his fists get stuck in a tree)
Ellis: (he quickly lights a pipebomb and tosses it near Chuck) Here! Catch!
(The pipe bomb beeps as it bounces towards Chuck)
Chuck: (he sighs and stands there)
Ellis: (he runs away into Royal Flush Plaza)
(The pipe-bomb explodes)
Chuck: (he flys backwards to the ground, the paddlesaw in his hand blowing apart) Mother--- (he gets up)
Ellis: (he hides behind several slot machines near the exit that goes to The Platinum Strip, just as Chuck walks in)
Chuck: (he aims Ellis's dropped pistol in front of him) Where are you?!
Ellis: (he draws out his molotov)
Chuck: (he sees the brim of Ellis's hat and fires)
Ellis: (his hat flies off) Whoa! (he throws his molotov, which shatters in front of Chuck and runs up the escalator)
Chuck: FIRE! FIRE! HOT! (he rolls on the ground and tries to put himself out)
Ellis: (he hides behind a potted plant)
Chuck: (he eventually puts himself out and then books it, heading down the mall)
Ellis: Guess I'm waiting...
Chuck: (he runs into a hallway past Stylin' Toddlers and runs into another maintenance room) Damn... ok, time to plan big
Ellis: (he gets himself set up by a balcony on the second floor) Any moment now... (he sets the bile bomb next to him and brings out his sniper rifle once more)
Chuck: (he comes out, now stocked fully with a shotgun, an IED, and the other weapons he saved)
Ellis: (he waits, aiming down the scope of his rifle)
Chuck: (he walks under the floor Ellis in on top up, readying his shotgun)
Ellis: Where is he...?
Chuck: (he rides up the escalator and fires at the balcony)
Ellis: (the shot's spread barley misses him) SHIT! (he ducks his head down)
Chuck: (he keeps firing, keeping Ellis down)
Ellis: Christ! (he keeps his head down)
Chuck: (he finally reaches the top of the escalators) Give up boy
Ellis: (he grabs the Bile Bomb he put aside) Hell no!
Chuck: Bad choice (he aims at Ellis)
Ellis: BILE BOMB! (he throws the jar of puke at Chuck)
Chuck: What the... (the jar smashes over Chucks head, blinding him) AHHG! WHAT THE---
Ellis: (he quickly gets up and fires his sniper rifle at Chuck, hitting him with each bullet)
Chuck: Ahhg! (he fires his shotgun blindly in all directions)
Ellis: (he snickers)
Chuck: (he wipes his eyes and finally sees Ellis) There you are! (he takes out his IED and throws it at Ellis)
Ellis: (he dodges)
Chuck: (he takes out his Driller than rushes at Ellis) AHHH!
Ellis: (he fires again, this time, the bullet goes straight through Chucks neck)
Chuck: (he stops in his tracks and and holds his neck)
Ellis: (he grabs the IED Chuck threw and he throws it back at Chuck, sticking it in his chest)
Chuck: (he falls backwards onto the ground, spitting up blood)
Ellis: (he aims at the IED, then fires)
Chuck: Fuck....
(The IED explodes, Ellis diving for cover)
Ellis: (he looks out from the wall he took cover in, and sees Chuck's mutilated body, chunks blown off it) Well shit... I think I overdid it
K.O!!!
(Ellis limps back to Jimmy Gibb's stock car and drives away, the car getting trailed by several gas zombies)
Results[]
Boomstick: I thought it was suppose to rain zombie parts, not chunks of Chuck
Wiz: This battle was interesting to say the least. While Chuck has the definite versatility advantage with weapons, and far better healing options, Ellis's insane durability, accuracy, and more reliable weaponry proved too much for the former motocross champion
Boomstick: Even with being able to use anything as a weapon, the fact that only a small percent of those weapons can actually hurt Ellis makes his versatility a little bit of a useless skill. And even with the ability to combine items to make better weapons, the items needed for them are very spread apart, and these weapons eventually always break on him.
Wiz: Ellis's weapons however had weapons that would stay functioning even through the worst conditions. His pistols being very reliable backup weapons and his sniper and hunter rifles being able to deliver death from a distance.
Boomstick: Chuck is also way more accustomed to fighting zombies and psychopaths. While these people are defiantly dangerous, eventually Chuck figures out how to beat them by using an obvious weakness they expose
Wiz: Ellis may have questionable intelligence and can get distracted easily, but Chuck would not be able to pin-point these weaknesses very easily
Boomkstick: This is also added to the fact that Ellis isn't a predictable psychopath, being able to avoid and think more creatively to avoid Chucks weapons
Wiz: so when you add everything together, Ellis had just what he needed to get the job done. The weapons, the toughness, and the creativity to put down Chuck
Boomstick: Looks like Ellis, Dead Rised to the occasion
Wiz: The winner is Ellis