| Elliot VS Sid | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | DarkPony05 |
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Description[]
- Dumb
- Sidekicks
- Portrayed as extremely pathetic
- From series that didn't know when to quit
- Open Season
- Ice Age
- both have nicknames only they use
- Incredible Mr. E
- fire king
Intro[]
Wiz: the brain is the most important weapon in any battle
Boomstick: so let's hope these two have something else up there sleeves because there's nothing up there
Sid the sloth
and Elliot the duck I mean deer
These two are really dumb and take a lot of beatings
He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
And it is our duty to analyze their armor weapons and skills to find out who would win a Deathbattle
Elliot[]
Open Season the time I can shoot squirrels and not be seen as a sadistic man
But the animals of the forest hated it but didn't have the determination to do anything about it until a Bear gave them fate to fight the hunters and they won but someone had to bring him there to do so
Known as the Incredible Mr. E, only to himself, and best friends with the savior of the forest but what he's mostly known for is his........stupidity
Elliot before he met Boog was seen as a loser and an outcast he was banished from his herd because he try to hook up with a doe who was under the watch of-
The chad deer leader who kinda sounds like Joe Swanson
I wonder why. Banished he then walked alone until he saw two bright lights
(Car sound)
Well that's one way to kill a deer
Waking up on a hood of a hunters truck he thought he was dead but was saved by Boog
What the hell is a bear doing in the back of a truck?
He'd try to deny it but he's a pet
What? You can keep a bear as a pet? I know what I want for Christmas
She was supposed to rehabilitate him
Oh damn it
As to show gratitude he kinda ruined his life by making it look like he was killing him making his owner send him back to the forest
Man after that I would want kill him too
He almost did but he decided against it
Why?
Because he was too stupid to kill
Man, imagine being so stupid you save yourself
Yes, "imagine" But when he saved the forest with his best friend he was still seen as a loser but a respectable loser
Like you Wiz
Ouch...well being a deer he is naturally fast, but unlike normal deer, he was able to out run the same truck that hit him before
Specifically that's a 1955 GMC
Knowing that and the fact that the person driving it does not care for public decency we can say he was going the top speed but knowing car take a long time to reach top speed let gust say he was going 50 mph
That still fast for a deer that can usually only go 30 mph
Not only that but his durability is ridiculous
Yeah I don't know why he's scared of a gun when he falling from a cliff and the being crushed under full weight of a 900 pound grizzly bear and taking a porcupine to the face
If you think that's impressive, Boog once threw Elliot, and he didn't come back down for an entire 18.1 second
So he had to hit the ground hard
He landed on his head, and was fine, based on how long he was in the air; assuming he went in a clean arch he must've actually been falling for a little over 9 seconds
Which means he was thrown high enough to clear the Empire State Building with over 76 feet to spare
He must've hit the ground with 47.5 kilojoules of force
And as we said, he was fine
In his battle with Fifi, while clearly being outmatched, was fighting back enough to where the fight lasted long enough for Elliot to remove three shock collars of himself and put it onto Fifi
And Fifi was easily able to put Mr. Weenie out of commission who was also able to hurt Elliot
But the most impressive thing he can do is summon by what we know 3 natural disasters by dancing
Wh....wh.....WHAT
Yep, he can summon; lightning strikes, mud slides and, avalanches
Why does't he use that in combat
Ah, well that feeds directly into his biggest flaw the fact he is...he's REALLY stupid
Yeah like the time he ate shit and was just fine with it until he was told that it was his friends poop
Which means he would've been ok if it wasn't
He's a literal shit eater
And after all that he got married and settled down
And somehow if getting married wasn't enough, he also had 3 kids which means he plowed
His kids were retconned
Huh, well I guess he's the virgin idiot of the forest
| “ | I killed a man! | „ |
Sid[]
Welcome to the Ice Age a dangerous time of Ice and Snow
The Ice Age why that? Why not call it the Bijou or The Nippy I'm just saying why call it the Ice Age
Because of all THE ICE
......Well things just got a little chillier
And during that time a family of sloths went to find some place warm
But just like my dad they left their son who after waking up and not a moment later caused trouble with two rhinos
Well that's a record breaker. But lucky for him he ran into his what is now his best friend Manny who saved his life
Which won't be the last time he had to do that
Even though Manny at first wanted nothing to do with Sid, they ended up being friends
It's just how we met you were walking alone when a gang of drunks came about to beat you but lucky I saved you and we became besties
Well..
Besties Right?
Yes Yes
Now for being a sloth he's very enthusiastic he was willing to go on adventures with his herd
And fast for a sloth to he was able to outrun...most likely woolless woolly rhinos who are likely able to have ran at speeds of 34 mph
And he was way ahead of them man he must be the champion of sloths
He sure smells like a professional athlete
Speaking of body smells Sid not only smells like a dead body he's also built like one as in he survived the impossible like having his head completely flattened, survived the weight of an 11 ton mammoth and the impassible.....Scrat
Now that my not seem impressive but Scrat was able to brake a mountain and case a volcano to erupt which as we calculated before you need the force of at least 3.9 megatons of force
And he wasn't even trying he did that on accident!
And he was purposely trying to hurt Sid so Sid can take a hit greater than that
And for a sloth again he is very flexible he was able to wrapped around a tree and even his grandma
And while he doesn't have much of attack potency he knows how to make fire........and that it
Yes while his durability is good he not really powerful strength wise and he's not the smartest either I mean he ate a berry after Diego told him not to and went limp because of it. And yet he also fond a date how come the dumb ones all was get the girls
I ask myself that every day Boomstick.......every day
| “ | is there anyone who cares about Sid the sloth | „ |
Pre-Battle[]
Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all
It's time for a Death battle!
Battle[]
Elliot is in a ice cave because he got his tongue stuck on ice after everyone left
Elliot: Boooooog
He try to get his tongue unstuck
Elliot: One more pull will do it
He pulls real hard and he breaks free
Elliot: Yes!
But the ice starts to crack
Elliot: oh no
The ice breaks revealing some floppy green thing
Sid: Woah that was some rest come on guys.......Diego ,Manny, Peaches?
Elliot: Who are you
Sid: You ,where are my friends what did you do to them
Elliot:Wait I didn't do anything
Sid throws a snow ball at him
Elliot: Hey man you want to fight then come get some
Elliot try to find Boog instead of fighting, but it leads him being left open for Sid to punch him
Elliot: Oomph! Thinking Looks like I have to deal with him myself…help me
Elliot hits him back with a right hook
Sid: Ow! Ok get ready for the full power of SID THE SLOTH!
Stars slapping him pathetically but still
Elliot:oh how dare you
Both stary slapping eachother then Sid side-stepd away and slashes his back
Elliot: Ahh
Elliot kicks Sid back and knocks him down
Sid: ow…I think you broke my spleen
Sid jumps and foot dives Elliot bending his jaw
Elliot: Oh now you defenty broke my jaw
He fixes it and charges at sid and Sid starts to run
Sid: Ahhhh!
Elliot catches up and pokes Sid with his antler
Sid: Ow! Ok that’s it
Sid and Elliot get in a brawl ball
They cause so much of a ruckus while screaming at each other as the ceiling of the ice cave cracks and Icicles start to fall
Both:uh oh
They break it up and start running
Both:AHHHHH
They see two exits one is a cliff and the other is a peaceful way down
Elliot: This is fasterrrrrrr!
Elliot jumps off the cliff
Sid:......
Sid take the peaceful exit
Sid:well glad I got away from hiiiiiiiiiiiiim
He wasn’t paying attention and fall in ice hole that contains a slide
(meanwhile)
Elliot lands on his head
Elliot:ok reghty tigtey lefty loosy
He hears screaming
Elliot: What AHH
Sid come out of the ice hole screaming hitting Elliot and setting him free
Elliot: Ok no more mister nice guy
Sid: What are you going to do
Elliot:.......dance
Elliot star dancing
Sid:....oh we having a dance fight-
He see it start thundering
Sid: oh no
Sid hides under a tree
Sid:try to get me under here
The lighting stikes the tree and Sid gets shocked
Elliot: Mud slide
Sid:ow my head…..ahhh
Sid start running from the mud slide but it catches up and covers him
Sid: This is worst than the flood
Elliot:ok time for ultimate move…..landslide
Sid finally get out of the mud
Sid: Did I anger a god or something…..maybe he the control the weather like how I control the-
He hears something and looks up seeing rocks
Sid: AHH
Sid start dodging it as Elliot continues dancing
Sid:....could this be the end of Sid the sloth
He said as he stops to catch his breath and BOOM!
Elliot:.....I did it oh yeah
He start dancing normally to celebrate….but then something starts moving under the rock
Elliot:what?
Something crawl from under it…..
Sid:.....oh I’m not dead….I’m alive!
Elliot: oh yeah
Elliot charge towards him
Sid: oh no oh no what do I…..aha
He grabs two rocks
Sid: Behold the FIRE KING!
He strikes the strikes the rocks together setting Elliot on fire
Elliot: AHHHHHHhhhhhh…… His fur burns off as his flesh falls off of his bones as he burns to ash
Sid:.....Well that was vile
K.O!
We see Sid trying to unfreeze his friends
Results[]
…hmm that was different
It only felt like that because It wasn’t really fighting It was more surviving
No I mean….Elloit had why more moves was faster and can control the weather
Yes but you left out one thing….Everything Elliot can throw at Sid he can survive I mean Sid has survive he inter body getting flattened while Elliot survive a fall so even if Elliot is fiscally stronger than Sid he can survive the blow
And although SId might be a idiot Elliot is completeley incompetent, his own daughters raised him
I guess it doesn't matter how powerful you are as long as you can survive the others attacks and Elliot just couldn’t keep his cool with the Slot
Look like brain really did beat brawn
The Winner is Sid the sloth
Next Time[]
