This is the seventh what-if death battle by Ishan a.k.a Shall-I.
Description[]
The Incredibles vs Kung-fu Panda! These actionized heroines and important characters who are always ready to save the people of their towns at the time of threat definitely prove that gender stereotypes are nothing but crap. But who's the better action girl?
Interlude[]
Wiz : Fiction is full of brave and valiant heroes who fight evil and defend the innocent civilians of their town. These heroes are loved and idolized by all the people of the land, and can always be trusted.
Boomstick : But while many of you may start thinking about all the male saviours, females are definitely not to be sneezed at. Some of the greatest and most loved defenders of people are ladies.
Wiz : And such heroines are readily present in animated movies.
Boomstick : Like Tigress, the leader of the Furious Five!
Wiz : And Elastigirl, the stretchy wife of Mr Incredible.
Boomstick : He's Wiz and I am Boomstick!
Wiz : And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Tigress[]
(Partially done)[]
Wiz : When she was just an infant, Tigress was found on the doorsteps of the Bao GU Orphanage in the Valley of Peace...apparently abandoned...
Boomstick : WHAT some jerks won't do...
Wiz : Unfortunately, the poor cub didn't receive a whole lot better of a welcome here, because the other residents of the orphanage were terrified of her fangs, claws, strength and frightful temper. Even when Tigress tried to innocently approach her fellow mates in an attempt towards friendship, she would be rejected in fright, and her temper would get the better of her.
Boomstick : Man, that's just sad. Poor Tigress was often left in isolation rooms, and began to see herself as a monster. You know, that's a pretty painful early backstory for a cuddly cat cub in Animal China.
Wiz : And that's where the renowned Master Shifu stepped in, teaching Tigress the importance of discipline and guiding her to control her temper. Although this helped the girl to finally befriend and earn the respect of the caretakers and other children of the orphanage. Sadly, the people who came to adopt the orphans living in the place weren't quite as satisfied with the little feline.
Boomstick : Which is exactly where Shifu really took Tigress under his wing, providing her a home in the Jade Palace and training her as a student of kung-fu. Unfortunately this still wasn't a complete Christmas party for Tigress, as Shifu's failure to have a lighthearted success story with the last big cat cub he adopted turned him into a gruff, strict and stern old guy who never appreciated or properly encouraged Tigress.
Wiz : This led to Tigress developing feelings of insecurity and a surly, overly no-nonsense demeanor. Although she and her later-acquired band of warriors known as the Furious Five became glorified and loved heroes, Tigress yearned for more praise and expression of love from her master and adoptive father, the prospects of which truly dawned when it was finally time for the legendary Dragon Warrior to be appointed.
Boomstick : So she was rather understandably flabbergasted when she narrowly missed her clear chance to a bumbling, big, fat giant panda with seemingly little to no skill in kung-fu.
Oogway : The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po : What?!?
Furious Five : What?!?
Shifu : What?!?
Mr Ping (entering through the doorway) : What?!?
Boomstick : AND she was the member of the Five who took the longest to warm up to Po, before the latter defeated Tai Lung and Shifu finally praised her after attaining inner peace.
Wiz : Whether before she befriended Po and after, Tigress was and still is a legendary kung-fu master, and the most powerful of the Furious Five. This stems from the fact that she was raised as a master of the art from her early childhood, and has an absolutely insane amount of combat skills that Bruce Lee could only ever dream of.
Boomstick : So it doesn't help for the unfortunate guy on the receiving end of her offence that she is montrously strong! Sending opponents flying like baseballs is no sweat, and nor is smashing through wood...or something harder still!!!
Wiz : Although this is just an ounce of her feats, seeing she can swing around, lift and throw the 300-pound protagonist with little effort, and even strike said wheel-riding protagonist SO hard in the butt, he goes racing like a cannonball through the street.
Boomstick : She's even stunned the back-from-dead or whatever General Kai with a hella hard headshot, and somehow flipped a cannon the size of my second cousin into the air!!! A cannon that two fully-grown mountain gorillas had a hard time shifting around !!!
Wiz : And unsurprisingly, seeing her species, Tigress is incredibly fast and agile.
Elastigirl[]
Intermission[]
Wiz : All right, the combadants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick : It's time for a death battle!!!
Death battle[]
Conclusion[]
Advantages and disadvantages[]
Polls[]