First Death Battle in GetSkadooshed's season 2.
Description[]
Resident Evil vs Plants vs Zombies! A Death Battle between two large hulking monsters created for only one purpose: Destroy and smash their enemies.
Intro[]
Wiz: When it comes to making an army, they all need some sort of muscle.
Boomstick: But some people are just too lazy to find some themselves and decide to just create them in a laboratory.
Wiz: Like El Gigante, human-based Bio Organic Weapons produced by Los Iluminados.
Boomstick: And the Gargantuar, the gigantic zombie that battles against L.E.A.F.
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wiz, and we are going to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win
Boomstick: In a DEATH BATTLE!
El Gigante (Resident Evil)[]
(Cue Burning with Anger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YChQUjRbG4)
Wiz: The El Gigante were produced by the Los IIuminados, a religious and militant organization. Produced from human test subjects, the test subjects during the experiments were mutated from the effects of a parasite called the Plagas. Plagas are parasitic arthropods that survive by using a number of host organisms that can range from humans to canines. Because of their ability to control human beings, a new species of Plaga were genetically engineered by the Los IIuminados to become bio-weapons for terrorist attacks.
Boomstick: The El Gigante were exceptional bio-weapons. However, they were extremely difficult to control and even became a threat!
Wiz: So the Los IIuminados only created a couple of them. They were stationed in many places around the region as guard dogs: Two were sent to the underground of Salazar Castle and two others were sent to the village, and stored within the abandoned coal mines. They were only supposed to be used when the Los IIuminados had a major threat.
Boomstick: In this case it was the badass, Leon Kennedy!
Wiz:Thanks to the Plaga within El Gigante's cervical vertebrae, it was able to grow four times taller than the average human, reaching about 22 feet (670 cm).
Boomstick: Fun fact in Spanish, El Gigante mean "The giant".
Wiz: You look that up?
Boomstick: Nope! Spanish class, I absolutely hated it.
Wiz: Its strength and stamina is also increased as well. It can soak up tons of bullets and is strong enough to tank multiple boulders fall on it, these boulders were even bigger than El Gigante.
Boomstick: El Gigante does have the strength to lift these boulders and throw them as well.
Wiz: It can also knock metallic platform framing around, break open metal doors with ease, and walk through tall, thick wooden walls without stopping.
Boomstick: It's even strong enough to destroy small huts with a single punch. El Gigante is shown to be slow as a turtle, but it can shoulder charge towards its opponents at a fast speed.
Wiz: El Gigante is pretty resourceful too as shown when it used a telephone pole as a weapon.
Boomstick: That sounds familiar...
Wiz: El Gigante has its flaws. When mutated, a person while gets stronger and bigger, has a decrease in their intelligence and controllability. Its main weakness though is the Plaga in the cervical vertebrae, which will reveal itself when El Gigante is in lots of pain.
Boomstick: You kill the Plaga you kill the monster, simple as that.
Wiz: Some people have managed to kill the El Gigante by themselves. Leon took out a lot of them multiple occasions, Ada has killed one, and Chris and Sheva killed one.
Boomstick: Yet, groups of unamed military soldiers were killed by a single one without effort.
Wiz: Well that is probably due to the plot.
The Gargantuar (PvZ)[]
(Cue Gargantuar's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fosOqUJDUE4)
Wiz: Edgar George Zomboss also known as Dr. Zomboss was a brillaint scientist and an expert in Thanatology, which is the scientific study of death and the practices associated with it.
Boomstick: Dr. Zomboss eventually became power hungry and had the urge to conquer the world, space, and time. However, the only thing in his way was the insane botanist, Crazy Dave and his army of walking plants. To combat against them he came up with the solution of raising the undead as his personal army.
Wiz: There were a lot of different types of zombies from the intelligent scientists, to the advanced Robo-Zombie, to the mystical wizards, but one of his strongest soldiers were the Gargantuars, gigantic zombies that acted as the muscle for his army.
Boomstick: Holy shit! How are they that big!?
Wiz: While there isn't any backstory to the Gargs, I guess we can safely assume that they were originally normal ordinary zombies given some sort of super serum or went through one of Dr. Zomboss' experiments.
Boomstick: These big boys patrol all over the world, from Neighborville to China.
Wiz: Ever since Dr. Zomboss found a way to travel between time periods and outer space. He had stationed his zombie armies all throughout time and space, conquering each one.
Boomstick: Ancient Egypt, the far future, the Ice Age, wild west, and more! Were filled with the walking dead.
Wiz: According to our research a Gargantuar is only around 15ft tall, and while this may seem small it is three times the size of a human being.
Boomstick: The Gargs are quite resourceful, using almost anything around it as long as it's strong enough to smash things. These can range from large guitars, great white sharks, driftwood, or other zombies. Its favorite though is a large telephone pole.
Wiz: The telephone pole has both close and long range capabilities. It can be used to smash cars and enemy plants. As for the long range capabilities the telephone pole can fire electricity in the form of a beam.
Boomstick: It can also create an electric shockwave when the pole is smashed onto the ground. Other weapons a Garg has is the front of a house that is used as a shield, a vase that can somehow squeeze itself into, and carries a zombomb, which is a giant bomb that is usually used to take an enemy down with it.
Wiz: The Gargs don't come alone though. Riding on their backs are Imps, which are small but fast zombies.
Boomstick: Imps assist the Garg in battle. The Garg can throw the Imps onto enemies and even shoot exploding imps that explode on contact. One weird fact is that the Imps have been shown to be strong enough to even lift and throw a Garg themselves.
Wiz: Gargs have insane durability. They can soak up bullets and explosions like nothing. A Garg can tank one of the strongest explosive plants, the Doom Shroom.
Boomstick: Which by the way, when detonated creates an explosion that looks similar to an atomic bomb and turns other zombies in ash instantly. I also forgot. Several Gargs survived this!
Wiz: The Garg can survive falling from the sky and can charge through concrete walls. The Garg has the strength to lift and use a 500-600 pound football goal post as a weapon and can throw other Gargantaurs.
Boomstick: And don't even get a Gargantuar mad or it will turn into a Giga-Gargantuar. Its eyes glow red and its strength and power increases. The Gargantuar is definitely a plant's worst nightmare.
Intermission[]
Wiz: The combatants are set and hungry for battle
Boomstick: It's time for a DEEEATHHH BATTLLEEE!
DEATH BATTLE[]
Osmund Saddler, leader of the Los lluminados waits patiently for his guest to arrive at his research station. A portal opens up and Dr. Zomboss and some other zombies walk through. Saddler smiles and welcomes Zomboss as the two shake hands.
Zomboss: How are your experiments going?
Saddler: They are going wonderfully. We have created many successful bio weapons.
Zomboss: Good, now you know why I'm here Saddler.
Saddler: The El Gigante? Yes, please come this way.
Saddler leads Zomboss to a balcony overlooking an outside arena filled wih trees and rocks, and surrounded by large, barbed fences. Saddler gestures towards a guard. The guard nods and pulls a large lever. On the other side of the arena are two large metal doors that slowly open outward, but the beast inside doesn't have any patience and breaks the doors down. El Gigante flexes its muscles and roars into the air.
Zomboss: Impressive, but the real test has just begun!
Zomboss snaps his fingers towards a Gargantuar on his right side. He makes a gesture towards the arena and the Garg groans in response. The Garg jumps off the balcony and onto the ground.
Zomboss: Place your bets boys the fun is about to begin!
The zombies lift up flags with "Go Gargantuar!" written on them. Saddler's men does the same with "Go El Gigante!"
The Imp on its back giggles while the Garg and the El Gigante roar at one another.
FIGHT![]
(Cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49PhT8z-IF4 I know it's a Godzilla song, but I thought the music matched.)
El Gigante aims his shoulder at the Garg and charges forward, knocking down trees and smashing through rocks in its path. Garg lifts its telephone pole and gets into a baseball bat stance. As soon as El Gigante is close enough, the Garg swings bashing it in the head and knocking Gigante to the ground. The Garg drags its pole across the ground and lifts it in the air to deal another blow. The pole comes down, but Gigante blocks the attack with its arm. Gigante uses its other free arm to punch the Garg in the face, the blow was powerful and it caused the Garg to fall onto its back.
Saddler: It seems the El Gigante is superior to your Gargantuar.
Zomboss: Oh you haven't seen anything much yet.
Gigante quickly scrambles to its feet and tries to pound the Garg with its fists. The Garg counters by blocking the attack with its pole. The two are in a struggle until the Garg's pole begins to light up from electricity. Dr. Zomboss grins while Saddler grits his teeth.
The Garg attacks using the other side of the pole before smacking Gigante with the electrified part. Gigante stumbles around and falls to its knees. The Garg gets up and fires a beam of electricity at the Gigante burning and crisping its skin. Gigante's Plaga reveals itself on its back. The Imp notices it and yells at the Garg to destroy the Plaga. The Garg doesn't understand and the two zombies begin to argue with one another.
Imp: Brainz!
Garg: BrainzZ?
Imp: Brainzzz!
Zomboss: What are those two idiots doing! Kill the giant already!
Saddler laughs at the stupidity of the zombies. The Imp decides to take charge and whips the Garg with the white ropes tied to its back.
Garg: BRAINZ!
The Garg charges forward raising its electrified telephone pole. Gigante roars and rips a tree out of the earth. Similar to what the Garg did earlier Gigante swings the tree like a baseball bat connecting with the Garg's head. The Garg stumbles around a little, shakes its head and goes back in for another attack. Gigante's tree and the Garg's pole hit one another like a Jedi and a Sith dueling for the highground.
The Garg breaks Gigante's tree in half using electricity. Gigante throws the pieces aside and digs his hands in the ground. Gigante roars and pulls out a giant boulder. It chucks the boulder at the Garg, staggering it. Gigante pulls another boulder, but before it could throw it. The Garg bends over and fires an exploding Imp, which blows the boulder apart and crumbles on top of the Gigante.
Gigante's Plaga appears again, and the Garg knew what to do this time. It runs over and grabs hold of the Plaga. It pulls and tugs, attempting to forcefully rip the Plaga. Gigante feels pain surging throughout its back and in anger upper cuts the Garg with both hands. The Garg lifts several feet off the ground, but the Gigante grabs it by the feet and slams the Garg to the ground. It spins and spins, and then throws the Garg into a concrete wall a couple feet below the spectator balcony.
The balcony shakes and several of Zomboss' zombies and Saddler's guards fall off. The Garg falls into a faceplant on the ground. It lifts its head and growls, its eyes glow red and smoke puffs out of its ears.
Zomboss: Saddler, I'd like to introduce you to one of my greatest creations: The Giga-Gargantuar!
The Garg roars towards the sky and stares furiously at the Gigante who walks forward without fear. The Garg charges and tackles Gigante to the ground. The Garg punches rapidly in anger turning the Gigante bloody and bruised.
Garg: BRAINZZZ!
The Garg pulls out the Zombomb and lights the fuse.
Saddler: Oh no...
The spectators get to cover as the Zombomb explodes. The explosion covers the arena. The smoke from the explosion eventually clears and all the spectators check to see who is the victor. Standing victoriously in the middle of the crater and covered in ash, the Garg roars. Meanwhile, the El Gigante is in pieces after being obliterated. The Garg bashes its fists against its chest like a gorilla.
Zomboss: I'm disappointed in you Saddler, but perhaps next time you can create a better weapon.
Zomboss and his zombies make their way to the exit, leaving a speechless Saddler.
KO!
Results[]
Wiz: The winner is pretty straight forward. El Gigante has the size advantage being 22ft tall where as the Garg is only around 15ft tall, and the two are pretty equal when comparing strength and speed. The El Gigante can lift boulders and carry trees, meanwhile the Garg can wield a football goal post with one arm or carry and throw another Garg. As of speed, they are both slow only charging when they feel like it.
Boomstick: But the Garg has shown to be much more impressive in terms of durability and weapons.
Wiz: The Garg's telephone pole allows him to shoot electricity, giving him some range compared to El Gigante. It also has its Imps to assist in battle such as the exploding Imps or the normal Imps that can be thrown. The Zombomb is also pretty powerful and if El Gigante can get taken down by rocket launchers, a gigantic bomb should do the trick.
Boomstick: The Garg dominates in durability. It has survived a fall from the sky and acted like it was nothing, a Doom Shroom explosion that turns other zombies into ash instantly, and survived an explosion that took out a portion of a town!
Wiz: Plus El Gigante has shown to be defeated by normal people like Leon, Ada, or Chris and Sheva. The Garg lliterally goes up against superpowered plants for a living.
Boomsticks: It seems El Gigante is walking with the dead...
Wiz: The winner is the Gargantuar!
