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Eevee VS Michiru
Season 4
Season Episode 6
Air date 07-12-2022
Written by Cider621
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Description[]

Connections[]

  1. Fluffy animal-like people that aren't actually animals
    • Pokémon
    • Beastman
  2. Both have something interesting with their DNA
    • Eevee is known for unstable DNA
    • Michiru got a spiked blood transplant that made her not human, and also unstable DNA
  3. Both are females in a largely male dominated species
    • Most Eevee's are male despite the Mascot Eevee being female
    • A theme of BNA is that Women Beastmen are heavily discriminated against
  4. Both have a wide array of abilities
    • Eevee has many different evolutions and powers of her own
    • Michiru can transform her body to different species

Rules[]

  • Eevee
    • Gets G-max
    • Has the ability I deemed best suited for combat
    • Can only use the moves I list in her Bio

Intro[]

Wiz: The concept of multiple animal abilities has been around for years

Boomstick: And these 2 take it to the extreme, by adding a spin to it

Ability variety is something these 2 are no stranger to

Eevee, the Evolution Pokémon

And Michiru, the Human turned Beastman

He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick

And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Eevee[]

Vaporeon, Jolteon and, the Savior "Dome is our Home"

Espeon and Leafeon

Glaceon and Leafeon

Finally, Sylveon. All these diverse Pokemon spawn from one adaptable fox, Eevee, the Evolution Pokémon

Eevee itself is boring why not one of the cool ones

Oh, Boomstick, Eevee is really versatile itself

I mean besides their Dinna-

DNA?

Don't tell me what I know

Well, I assume you were saying their DNA is adaptive meaning they can adapt to many different environments, usually leading to an evolution but likely can survive without...except in the case of Vaporeon

Hey Wiz, did you know that in t-

Shut up, right now

Ok...

Well, Eevee is able to survive in cold temperatures, including places that could reportedly freeze a human solid

I remember you blabbing about this before, that's -879.4°F?

I- yes actually

Pop-up: Given that an Eevee can still be given frozen status, it's likely that Ice attacks are even colder

They can also survive in hot areas

In order to become Flareon's some Eevee's must live and survive around areas with fire stones, one place is the fiery path

Why is it called fiery if it's filled with geysers?

I...don't know but area's around geysers can be at least 199°F, enough to cook a human

Like a briskit

...yeah?

Those temperatures are pretty extreme, and they can just chill there?

Yes, and it's ability, Adaptibility; allows it's STAB to be a 2x boost

Comparing it to it's superior mascot, Pikachu it could likely hit with at least 14.8 tons of TNT (as determined in Rescue Team Pikachu VS Captain Toad)

However, it's slow than Pikachu, but it's speed would still be a respectable 165,000 mph

Is it move time?

It's move time

It has Quick Attack for blitzing

And Swift which makes homing stars that never miss unless destroyed

Iron Tail is where it's tail turns into steel, and used like a bat

Dig allows it to dig down and attack once it comes back up

Shadow Ball is a...shadowy ball that explodes on contact

It's likely just spectral energy

And Double Team creates abunch of clones that can only be destroyed by either hitting Eevee or destroying every clone

And, when all other moves are used, it has a devastating move called last resort

And if Dyna energy is around it can become giant!

G-max Eevee is 59" feet tall

That's bigger than a Brachiosaurus

And it's weight was probably 35 tons

Pop-up: There's no official weight for g-max Eevee this is a rough estimate

And it gets a cool new attack, G-max...cuddle?

G-max Cuddle is a devastating attack stronger than last resort and infatuates anyone of the opposite gender

Man, Eevee really is cool

That it is Boomstick

Thanks to its unstable genetic makeup, this special Pokémon conceals many different possible evolutions.
~ Pokédex

Michiru[]

One day best friends Michiru and Nazuna were in a car accident

Happens to the best, right Wiz?

Well, their crash wasn't because the drunk one grabbed the wheel from the sober one and turned towards a cliff

Man, you just can't get over that can you?

Well after a blood transfusion, Nazuna transformed into a beastman and was taken into a black van by men in suits and never seen again

Bummer, well, Michiru turned into a tanuki beastman during basketball practice and hid at home, like it was 2020 all over again

Eventually, she found the Anima City website, she wrote a letter to her parents letting them know she planned to live in Anima City and left home

Heh, she'd learn that being a Beastman wasn't very fun when compared to her prejudicless life as a human

Despite being safe from humans; beastmen, like humans, also love to kill each other

This isn't anything like Zootopia is it?

No it is not, more like furry Detroit

So Detroit?

...AS a strange human-beastman...hybrid? fusion?

Abomination

I mean- ok, as a strange human-beastman abomination Michiru has alot more versatility than a normal beastman

Pop-up: While Michiru is 100% beastman her versatility is likely from being a human formerly

She can make her arms stretch to at least 33 feet or even up to 328 feet

She can also mix that ability with gorilla arms which are extremely strong like ripping apart a metal casing or making a tornado by throwing a ball

As a guy who was locked up with Wiz for "Crimes against the Geneva Con-"

BOOMSTICK SHUSH

Oh right, well I know how strong metal casing is, she'd be able to lift like 1000 tons

When fighting a Nirvasyl Yaba with Shirou they destroyed an entire warehouse, based on the average size of a that could be worth up to 20 tons of TNT

She can outrun a Baseball in cheetah form meaning she can run at least 92.3 mph, the average pitch speed (As determined in Little Grin VS Casper)

Pop-up: Given it was thrown by a Beastman we are unsure how fast it was actually going, likely faster

When she uses her wings she can catch a falcon beastman mid-dive

Falcon's are awesome and normal one's can dive up to 240 mph

She can also react and dodge machine gun fire

Machine gun bullets can fire up to 1,800 mph

She can also use her tail to defend herself from huge falls or blunt impacts

With bunny ears ears she hear conversations from far away or listen through walls

She can turn her arms into wings and legs into talons

She can also turn her fur into a chameleon's skin and change colors, these are some powers no woman should have

If you got nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about

Riiight

With a wolf nose she can take in scents from miles away and with hawk eyes she can see at least 100 ft away as well as sharpen her focus

Nobody is going to get away with cheating if she their partner

Normal people don't cheat

Doesn't mean my ex-wives co-worker wasn't 3 inches deep

I didn't need to know that

Deadpool: I'd make her feel more complete~

GET OUT OF HERE

Well, a bonus when she tranforms is that she glows, blinding anyone near

Wait, didn't she find her friend Nazuna?

That she did, as well as discover herself and as well she ended a large part of terrorism in Anima City, Human or Beastman people should be thankful for Michiru Kagemori

Whether I’m a woman or a beastman or a human, who cares about that crap anymore? I’ll decide what’s normal! I’ll decide how I’ll live my life and what’s pretty! If there are beastmen who want to be human, then let them be! But stealing their right to choose, like what you wanted to do, is seriously creepy as hell!

Pre-Battle[]

Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all

It's time for a Death battle!

Combatants Eevee vs Michiru

Battle[]

(Ok, listen I realized after I made the image that i had made the wrong scene, so let’s just call me an idiot and move on our way)

On the beach outside Anima City, Eevee trots up towards Michiru

Michiru: She notices the small feral fox oh, are you lost?

EVSMK FIGHT

They don’t actually start fighting i’m just stupid and decided to make THIS part

Michiru gets up to get the Eevee, only for her paw to get bit

Michiru: OnO!? She flings her arm up AH! LET GO! She kicks her off her paw

Eevee: Voi! She bonks her in the sand and pops her head up and waggles her head sorta miffed

FIGHT!!!

Eevee’s tail glows as swift stars fire out

Michiru: Her ears perk up as she’s shocked at what the heck those are, no time to think as they home in, she tries to dodge one flies by her but it loops around and they all hit her Agh!? Well that wasn’t very nice! Her arm grows buff and she yells as she slams her arm down WAS IT?!

Eevee stares abit as she certainly wasn’t expecting that before the tanuki’s gorilla arm slams down as sand flies everywhere, she lifts her arm only to see the Eevee is gone

Michiru: Huh?! Her ears turn to rabbit ears as she listens out hearing the digging under her Oh crud!

She jumps backwards as Eevee erupts from the ground, and as if we were viewing in slow-motion, Michiru spins around her tail growing the flash of light temporarily blinding Eevee as she’s knocked away by the huge tail, as we view things in normal motion, Eevee lands on her face and slides in the sand before she flips over and gets up

Eevee: Eevoi!! She gains a white outline as she dashes forward using quick-attack

Michiru realizing she can’t dodge this attempt to hide in her tail but before she can defend she’s hit full on by the small fox

She’s hit backward and lands on her back, before a glow blinds Eevee again by the time she can see again Michiru is gone

Eevee attempts to search but long arms suddenly grab her from behind, she yelps in surprise as Michiru drops the chameleon skin, she then starts slamming Eevee in the ground flinging her every which way before throwing her into the air forming wings and grabbing the fox in her talons, flying upward quickly and changing her wings to gorilla arms dropping the Eevee and punching her back towards the ground

Eevee hits the ground hard as Michiru drops to land she punches again knocking the Eevee into the ground over and over before she hits something hard and sharp

Michiru: OnO!? She hits the ground and grabs her wrist What was that?!

Eevee turns her tail from steel back to normal, she had used the point in her tail to her advantage

Michiru: You little-

Eevee fires a shadow ball, it blows up in Michiru’s face knocking her into the water

Eevee: She giggles thinking she did it

Michiru then blasts up from the water with her wings the water splashed in the air making a rainbow she then dives down and grabs the fox in her talon squeezing tight, Eevee starts to struggle but with her little light body Michiru could easily contain her

While she flies in the air she slams the fox into the concrete on building the Vee yelping in pain as her head is hit over and away before she dives downward and flinging back to launch the fox into the clouds

As she hits the peak of the throw, her fur get’s ice crystals on it but she’s largely unbothered, mostly worried about how she’s like a 1,000 ft in the air

Michiru with a wolf snout is sniffing out Eevee as she flies upward to intercept her, as she sees Eevee she swing her talon at her, but the Vee poofs away as dozen of Eevee’s rain

Michiru: What the-!?

She swings at the Eevee’s each dissipating before she notices, they don’t have a scent she catches the Real Eevee’s scent but it was too late as she’s BONKED on the head with Eevee’s Iron Tail

She drops the wings as she’s being flung down forming Gorilla Arms as she throws a punch at the Eevee attempting Iron Tail again

Iron Gorilla Clash


They start clashing and trading blows in air as they near the ground Eevee who managed to be on top is enveloped in a golden aura, orbs of energy being absorbed into her body, the aura forming into a giant star and it's fired at Michiru, Last Resort

Michiru: Oh…crud- The star hit’s her exploding and she hits the ground the ground cracking as dust and debris fly into the air

Eevee lands using Iron Tail to hit her once again once she lands she flip backwards off of the Tanuki

Michiru after laying for good bit, flashes before blending in, she sneaks away to get a bit of a break from the fight as the Eevee searches for her, she waits to ambush the Vee and when that opportunity arises

She quickly changes to her gorilla arms taking the Eevee by surprise and slamming her fist down the force of her arms makes the fox rebound and fling into the air only to get slammed and bound even higher cracking the ground more and more before she’s about to use both of her fists to crush the vee

But before she can she notices red energy pouring up from the cracks in the ground

Michiru: What on Earth is this stuff??

The energy enters Eevee as she starts growing to her monstrous nearly 60 feet tall Gigantamax form

Michiru: She looks up at her Nirvasyl?!

The Eevee roars out the force of the dyna-energy wave nearly knocks the Tanuki down

The giant fox slams a paw down, but Michiru jumps backwards her legs turning to that a cheetahs as she runs around to avoid the Fox trying to squish her, giant stars forming from the Eevee as they home in on her

Michiru jumps around the stars trying to bait them into either accidentally the ground or hitting each other, every time they explode around her she stumbles abit, in the midst of the final explosion she flies up the wind her wings make blows any smoke or dust away as she clings onto the foxes fluff “voi?” she exclaims before she realizes what’s about to happen as Michiru’s wings grow large as the Eevee is suplexed by a tanuki bird

The Eevee now on her back looks perplexed as the Tanuki bird flies quickly into the air and dives down, the Vee squints her eyes and just when Michiru is close enough and going to fast to pull up she’s swatted and slams into a building the first real hit by the G-max Vee put a number on her as she falls to the ground

The ground below Michiru starts to crack as energy pours from it, she quickly attempts to get away from it before G-max Cuddles massive laser shoots upward enveloping her

Michiru: No! I’ll keep fighting until the end!

The Vee quickly starts shrinking as Michiru’s gorilla arms shoots out singed badly but about to squish the vee between them

The Vee winces in anticipation of her death before the arms flop to the ground after g-max cuddle concludes, Michiru’s arms being the only thing left of her body

Eevee: Making a poker face before she quickly gets away from the murder she just committed

KO!!!!

Results[]

Damn, why are cute creatures so brutal?

Well, Eevee’s are technically feral, and beastmen have “beast” in the title

Why didn’t Michiru win? She had massive gorilla arms, could fly, could hide and, could easily find Eevee if she tried to hide

That’s true Michiru has a versatility advantage and has better battlefield control, unfortunately for her, Eevee held a speed advantage

Speed isn’t everything, what about her better Attack Potency?

Well Eevee also may hold that, keep in mind that other Pokemon we’ve gone over we’ve placed them in the mid-point of their frankly wide range of possible strength. Eevee having an AP of 14.8 tons of TNT is the lowest of that range

And 14.8 tons of TNT is already close to Michiru’s 20 tons of TNT

So it could easily be argued that Eevee also has the Attack Potency advantage, that mixed with Eevee’s greater speed means she could have two extremely important advantages

And G-max Eevee being a juiced up Eevee means she would take AP without any doubt then a killing blow is certain

That’s right Boomstick

Looks like the Eevee evolved a way to Eevend Michiru

The winner is Eevee

Eevee is the Winner

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