WARNING: Spoilers from Eddsworld.
Edd & Matt VS Mordecai & Rigby is an What-If? Death Battle, featuring Edd & Matt from Eddsworld, and Mordecai & Rigby from Regular Show.
Description[]
Eddsworld VS Regular Show, which of these two best friend duos will win?
Intro[]
Music: Wiz and Boomstick
Wiz: Edd and Matt, Eddsworld's two best friends, Tom didn't want to come.
Boomstick: Mordecai and Rigby, The Park's problematic but beloved duo.
Wiz: These duos are not that smart or serious, but they will always have a friendship that will last for a long time, and well, Tom didn't want to come, so I don't know.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Edd and Matt arrive at Death Battle without Tom's knowledge.[]
Music: Fun Dead Theme
Wiz: At a time when society is struggling due to difficult times... only three people can make it all worse! These three companions live in a world full of everything, vampires, zombies, Brits and, of course, evil Santas. And only they can get through it all with a smile!
Then the music stops, and the Eddsworld intro plays.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.
Boomstick: Do do do do do do doo, Eddsworld! Eddsworld! Wait, whose world is it???
Wiz: With Tom! Blue Hoodie! All angry and rude! Maybe it's his smarts, Maybe it's the 'tude, One thing's for certain, He doesn't make sense, Half the time he's gibberish, And the other half's ingoobelyblench! What?
Boomstick: Matt! Purple Hoodie! Also green overcoat? No one likes him as much as himself, He's got a formidable chin, Though he doesn't know that word, Cause he's got the intelligence of a kitchen shelf! (Hey!)
Wiz: Edd! Green Hoodie! Usually the leader, Probably the first of them all to poke fun, He's the artist, He loves cola, And he's always trying to make a pun! Probably because of his linguistic... EDD-ucation?? (That's terrible.)
Boomstick: Okay Wiz, are we going to keep singing or are we going to analyze?
We cut back to the analysis.
Music: No
Wiz: Let's analyze, but this series has something special, the characters are like homages to their real life counterparts, one thing is Edd (the character) and another very different is Edd Gould (the creator), so let's start with the latter. Born in the city of London, Edd Gould would create Eddsworld as a parody of Wayne's World, along with his two friends, Thomas Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves, created Eddsworld in January 2005, now we will try to tell the origins of the main characters.
Boomstick: These guys have been friends for a long time, in fact even Matt caused the death of Tom's father, but still, the trio of friends are always going on various adventures. And they've been through everything from a zombie apocalypse, to a monster attack, to a plague of ghosts, but one day... someone they hoped they would never see again... Tord!
Then there is a five-second silence, and after that, the music continues.
Boomstick: Hola, pendejo culiao (Translation: Hello, asshole)
Wiz: Tord never said that, after an epic fight, where even the trio's house was destroyed, Tord was defeated, and that's when the friends left, leaving open the possibility of more adventures.
Boomstick: Edd and Matt are able to duplicate themselves to increase the amount of mass, on Edd's side, he defeated Numero Uno, who can destroy buildings and factories with ease. And if you don't know who Numero Uno is, well, it's *suspense* Eduardo... *sounds the music when Eduardo appears*
Popup: Well well well.
Wiz: Edd is capable of wiping out entire hordes of zombies, which devoured people whole, and was able, along with Matt, to cause a countdown that triggered the nuclear explosion that destroyed the city. As well as destroying the earth with lasers, traversing part of Saturn, and leaving a crater on Uranus, as well as being able to lift a giant magnet, and kicked a can hard enough to knock down the sun and break it.
Boomstick: And on Matt's side, he is comparable to Edd, and has the same Spaceships as the latter, and was able to destroy Jupiter in seconds with a bomb, and both are comparable to Tord, who shook the whole planet and the space around him shouting.
Wiz: In speed, Edd can keep up with lasers, and dodged lasers from his version of the future, who must be stronger than him, and together with Matt are comparable to Tom, who reacted and threw himself in front of a laser. And the can feat also counts as a speed feat, as the can reached the sun in seconds, and together with Matt can travel in space in seconds.
Boomstick: Edd moved his head so fast that he turned milk into cheese, which can take months to make perfectly, and both Edd and Matt are comparable to Tom, who dodged rounds from a turret. And as for the space travel feat, it can travel from one galaxy to another in 2 seconds.
Wiz: In skill, both Edd and Matt have faced great challenges, such as zombies, vampires, aliens, demons, monsters, not to mention that Edd knows karate and Matt fought an army like a giant lobster.
Boomstick: In experience, they have been dealing with these types of threats for years, and have even dealt with time shifts, and gone through more apocalypses than anyone else. They would make good characters for Resident Evil.
Wiz: In resistance, Edd withstood a space shuttle that crashed into his house, and together with Matt they were able to withstand an explosion from a spaceship that left a crater in its back space. And both Edd and Matt can take hits from The Phantom, who said that he can level mountains.
Boomstick: Edd has survived falling off a large building with no apparent damage, has also survived being hit by a rocket ship, and, along with Matt, is unaffected by the surface of the sun, unlike Tom. And spaceships can survive crashing into and passing through giant planets.
Music: I Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs
Wiz: In stamina, both Edd and Matt are able to keep up with zombies and hordes of enemies.
Boomstick: In terms of range, both have access to spacecraft, which can reach planets, and Edd was able to be larger than the earth.
Wiz: In weapons, Edd owns things like his Lucky Can, various guns, including shotguns, machine guns, assault rifles, paintball guns and water guns, as well as shovels. His time machine, his “Army of Darkness” glove, binoculars, a Giant Magnet, his Normalizer, the Spoon powered time machine, his spaceship, tnt, the Bathmobile, his motorcycle, bat, knives, or chainsaw.
Boomstick: His car, a sword that is a sword, has the Eddbot, which is literally the meme that AIs are going to replace us, which is true. Nightmare Fuel, and no, it's not the TV Tropes trope, it's literally a fuel that turns everything into a nightmare, and he has Paintball equipment, he even has a bear, and a yo-yo!
Wiz: As for Matt, he has his laser gun, voice changer, stun stick, Death in a can, Memory Eraser Gun, Time Pad, and shares several weapons with Edd.
Boomstick: The latter is not as intelligent, but his fighting skills allow him to wipe out hordes, Edd is able to deceive and manipulate his opponents. As for Matt... is the least intelligent of the trio, so he is the dumbest, however, in his Zombeh state, he is more intelligent, as he was able to commandeer a horde of zombies.
Wiz: However, the main weakness of both is that they come to ignore the environment they are in, and with Edd, well, he is so obsessed with the Cola, that even he would leave this world if all the Cola ran out. And as for Matt, well, he's clumsy and cowardly, and that's it.
Boomstick: In terms of abilities, Edd can increase his size, become a zombie together with Matt, as well as duplicate himself together with Matt. Stretching his neck, together with Matt he can keep fighting like ghosts, he can break the fourth wall, transform into a spring, and on Matt's side, he can transform into a vampire and a star.
Wiz: Thanks to PowerEdd, he has X-ray vision, super flight, ice breath, heat vision, and since Edd is an artist, he can change the plot or drawing style around him. And on Matt's side, he has a magic mirror, which can store things, going back to Edd, thanks to Funny-Gum, he can give the funny disease to the one who consumes it, and Matt is able to command eagles. But well, this group of friends despite all the difficulties they went through, they will always show why they are what they are, and the three of them together may do the most random things in their world, but they are and always will be... Eddsworld
Mordecai and Rigby! Win in Death Battle or you two will be fired![]
Music: Death Punchies Theme
Boomstick: Ah, the park, a place full of peace and quiet, where everything is normal and nothing bad happens, right?... Lie! Everything happens here, the workers have already experienced this before, but only two of them are capable of causing it all, and just by doing a simple task... Mordecai and Rigby!
Wiz: The two were initially very close friends in college, Mordecai had a more or less normal family, except for his mother who was somewhat strange, but Mordecai always had his best friend Rigby. Mordecai wanted to help him get to college, some time later, he would find his acceptance letter, but he was rejected, so Mordecai went to find the time machine so he could be accepted back into college, but that caused an explosion that followed with the arrest of his professor, and after several attempts, they would finally find their true home, the park.
Boomstick: There they would live different adventures, each one crazier than the last, now happening with Rigby, unlike Mordecai, his life was not the best, since the atmosphere at home was not to his liking. But at least he had his best friend Mordecai, but when the time came for college, here is the twist, because it is understood that Rigby was the one who was rejected, and that in fact Mordecai had been accepted instead, so Rigby changed things, making his best friend believe throughout his life that he was rejected, will Mordecai find out? We will find out.
Wiz: Throughout the series, Mordecai goes through complicated situations, such as not declaring his love to Margaret in time, or being nervous about talking to her, but thanks to his friends, Mordecai got closer, and everything was going well... until Margaret was accepted into college.
Boomstick: Poor Mordecai, college always finds a way to screw him over.
Wiz: Then Mordecai would meet another girl named CJ, and everything was going well... until Margaret came back to town, and everything continued in its conflicting flow, thus causing the infamous love triangle. What caused Mordecai to break up with CJ at the worst time, which made Mordecai fall into a spiral where all the blame fell on him, in the end he was just a normal person who was not ready, so finally he decided to focus on himself.
Boomstick (singing): Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars, I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Wiz: Although his relationship with Rigby was complicated, at least they managed to work through the issues, and speaking of Rigby... brace yourselves.
Boomstick: Rigby always knew he was a terrible person, but he always wanted to prove his worth, although at first he didn't get along with Benson, the development between them simply solidified them. But, and the change, because his life changed when he met Eileen, at first he thought she was weird and boring, but as time goes by, he realizes that she was the one to start so the change, and when he discovered her plan, he decided to do something he never thought he would do, go back to high school.
Wiz: And he did it! He graduated, his story shows that despite your imperfections, you will always achieve everything possible to be good in life, but after graduation, they returned to the park... only to be taken to space, it is there where several events would occur, which Mordecai and Rigby would overcome... but then Anti-Pops appeared.
Boomstick: It can't be, first Antispiral, and now Anti-Pops, what's next? Anti-Boomstick?
Wiz: The entire universe was anticipating the fight that was coming, because that would mean the restart of everything, the fight between Pops and Anti-Pops would be causing a huge disaster, where everyone died, except Mordecai, Rigby, and obviously Pops and Anti-Pops. But it is there that Pops himself would realize what had to be done, so he sacrificed himself to save them all, his love was so great that it saved the universe.
Boomstick: After that, everyone lived their lives, and it was all thanks to Pops, oh! What a great show!
Music: Gary vs David BEST Clean Extended Mix
Wiz: Both Mordecai and Rigby are capable of breaking planks of wood and blocks of ice, and are comparable to Muscle Man, who can withstand large explosions, and both can withstand Death Kwon-Do, which can leave craters. And Mordecai is comparable to Margaret's father, who can withstand an atomic dive, and together with Rigby they are comparable to Benson, who is able to cause a huge explosion on his own.
Boomstick: Both are comparable to Skips and Benson, who can survive shots from the Destroyer of Worlds, who was able to leave craters, and Mordecai and Rigby are comparable to CJ, who can create an electrical storm. And they also faced The Hammer, who could absorb all the electrical energy of the city, and both are superior to an antimatter bomb, and Mordecai made a huge explosion reaching Earth from space.
Wiz: Mordecai and Rigby are comparable to geese, who withstood hits from the Hyper Duck, and both he and Rigby have access to the PlayCo Armboy, which Skips used to fight Death, managing to be transported to another dimension in the process. Mordecai and Rigby are able to withstand the moon itself, and along with the Baby Ducks can survive falling from the earth, completely destroying its surface, even withstanding a piece of the moon being thrown at them, and along with Rigby they withstood the explosion of Lollipop Land, and are comparable to Pops, who is able to damage the giant form of Anti-Pops, and are able to damage the Nightmare Alien, who could manipulate Pops' dreams, where the sun was for example.
Boomstick: They both fought Klorgbane, and managed to knock him across the solar system, which made him enter an infinite loop, and they both fought robots that killed an interdimensional monster that could bring about the destruction of two universes. And going back to the comparison with Skips, he was able to fight the Lord of Destruction, who was going to reset time itself, and he also faced the Infinity Monster, who was not bound to space and time, and threatened to destroy reality with the force of 10,000 suns.
Wiz: And both are comparable to the Streamer, which was able to spread its signal and wifi across billions of universes, and are comparable to the Timenado, which was going to erase every timeline in the universe. And both the powers of Pops and Anti-Pops were damaging the fabric of reality.
Boomstick: In terms of speed, Mordecai and Rigby could intercept a person before a lightning bolt hit them, Mordecai could outrun a pure light attack, and the entire park could outrun a black hole. They are comparable to the God of Basketball, who can travel to Mars in 10 seconds, blur stars, and by consuming sugary donuts, they could travel between dimensions with alternate versions of the two.
Wiz: Mordecai and Rigby, along with the others from the park, can merge their minds in the Hyper Duck, being able to catch and control the galactic blade, and are able to escape the garbage dump, which is mentioned as a separate reality. They were also able to escape Anti-Pops' existential erasure, which covered the entire universe, and are able to dodge the shots of his minions, the ships they were in could travel in time and blur stars.
Boomstick: And on Rigby's side, he was able to escape from dinosaurs that could move in space-time, and both he and Mordecai traveled in a microwave that traveled to a dimension. Both were able to drive the space car, which can travel through the universe in 20 seconds.
Wiz: Both were able to spin infinite donuts on the cart, and are comparable to Benson, whose ship was able to surpass infinity and open a hole in space, and back again with the Timenado comparison. This would go through entire timelines and move them all at once, and with Pops and Anti-Pops, they were able to generate energy that covered the universe in seconds.
Music: Change the Formality (instrumental)
Boomstick: Wiz... why is a song playing that has nothing to do with Regular Show?
Wiz: IDK, anyways, Mordecai and Rigby excel in skill, such as mastering the techniques of Death Kwon Do, and have achieved things like preventing Ross from destroying all the time itself.
Boomstick: And in experience, Mordecai and Rigby have worked at the park for 10 years, spent 3 years in Space Soldier training and were trained in professional combat sports. Even in the time-skip, they have had crazier adventures, knowing each other since they were little kids.
Wiz: In Resistance, several feats we mentioned also count as Resistance, such as withstanding the anti-matter bomb, and thanks to The Power, Mordecai and Rigby were able to survive Anti-Pops' existential erasure. As well as resisting the Nightmare Alien's attacks, and they also survived the hit that reset the universe.
Boomstick: In stamina, both Mordecai and Rigby were able to say "America" for three months, confirmed by Benson himself.
Wiz: In rank, the greatest feat was traveling to the future thanks to The Power, as the saying goes, the first weapon turns out to be the most important in the end.
Boomstick: Now let's move on to weapons, and wow... both Mordecai and Rigby have access to different weapons, such as The Power, which can make people obey anything they are told to do. In addition to summoning anything, teleporting anywhere, and even traveling through time.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick
Wiz: You already know what to do, right?
Boomstick: Of course!
That's where Jocelyn appears
Jocelyn: Why did you guys call me?
That's when Wiz and Boomstick bring out The Power, and say the following:
Wiz & Boomstick (singing): Adiós Jocelyn, andate ala conchetumadre. (translation: Goodbye Jocelyn, go to hell)
That's when Jocelyn disappears, and we cut back to the analysis.
Wiz: On Rigby's side, he has access to the PlayCo Armboy, with which he stood up to Skips, and together with Mordecai he owns the Maximum Glove, which turned out to be a scam but looks cool. On Mordecai's side, he owns an ordinary baseball bat, they also have the Sandwich of Death, if someone eats it improperly, he dies, the only way to eat it is with Death Kwon Do clothes.
Boomstick: They also possess fortune cookies, which in Regular Show can alter someone's destiny, and thanks to Brain Max, they are more intelligent, and possess a spherical time machine. They are holders of the Book of Darthon, where they create an adventure and their opponents will try to pass them, then there are the Fists of Justice, with Mordecai and Rigby using one each, Double Glazed Apple Fritters make Mordecai and Rigby faster than time, and the only way to get back to normal is to eat something without sugar.
Wiz: Super Cool Ring is a ring that fires powerful lasers, and can even self-destruct, and obviously both Mordecai and Rigby own the golf cart. On Mordecai's side, he can time travel thanks to a microwave, Death's Motorcycle can do things like travel between dimensions, Suction Cup Tool can generate gaps through doors, Cosmic Shades are beams fired from glasses, on Rigby's side, he possesses the Soul Ball, Eggscellent Hat revives him, The Russian turns Rigby into someone muscular, quite muscular.
Popup: Eileen like it.
Boomstick: Wall Buddy is a wall that separates Rigby from the enemies, Stop Watch can stop time, and also has a laser sword, Rigby being a better Jedi than Rey.
Wiz: He also possesses an energy knife, and an atomic katana, which looks more like a double lightsaber, Rocket Pack allows Rigby to dodge his enemies. Shield Generator can create a shield that blocks enemy attacks, now passing them both, Mordecai and Rigby possess a Scuba Diving Gear, knight armor, missiles that detect enemies, Prank Calling Phone can send them back in time, Book of Park records makes anything written in there come true.
Boomstick: Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent can erase the memory of enemies, Summertime Lovin' is a song that is so catchy it's hard to break away, the only way to do it is with a song that is just as catchy. Sky Kicks are sneakers that make Rigby jump higher, Benson's House Rules are so powerful that if anyone breaks them they will die, Genie Lamp offers any wish anyone desires, Wishing Box is a box that offers whatever Mordecai and Rigby desire, and they also have paintball equipment.
Wiz: Double Death Sandwich kills the enemy just by touching them, and then there's the Sandwich of Life, which is the opposite of death, and Mordecai and Rigby have a limo that can do different things. Like launching spikes, pins, missiles, grappling hooks, guns, and even a huge missile.
Boomstick: Cool Cubed Slushie freezes the opponent's brain permanently, possesses a net that absorbs dreams, tortillas that protect them, possesses a die that gives them everything they desire. Golden WishBone can fulfill wishes, Teleporter can teleport anywhere, Pogs can make a tower so high that they generate an explosion, they possess tranquilizer darts, coffee, a remote control dragon, Gliding Suits, smoke machine, Multiversal Remote can even control things that don't exist, Space Carts are cars that Mordecai and Rigby use to travel in space, and obviously they possess laser guns, and Space Hovercraft can fire different lasers.
Wiz: In terms of intelligence, the two do not stand out as much in this aspect, but they are both martial artists, so it counts.
Boomstick: But when they are asked to do a simple task, chaos breaks out around them.
Wiz: In abilities, Mordecai has his laser beam, and Rigby can summon meteors, and both have Death Kwon Do, Death's Deadly Punch can create craters that reach the core of the earth. Death's Deadly Kick creates massive explosions, Death's Block counters any attack, Death Flight improves flight, Viral Video traps enemies inside a video, both can create energy constructs, Poetry can do things like change the person's functions in speech, and with rap they can float in the air and shoot energy attacks, and thanks to a magic cartridge, Mordecai and Rigby receive a series of improvements.
Boomstick: Like unlimited HP for example, and practically no real way to permanently kill Mordecai and Rigby, and they have their basketball form, with that they can fly through space and create huge explosions. And they have their maxed out form, and they have mechas like the Extreme Hyperduck, which has a sonic shield, a rocket fist, or even a power sword, its park variant can shoot laser discs and have a huge laser guitar, Hyperduck Ultimate Fury Giga Wing can shoot projectiles and create a huge shield, Hyperduck - Kingbreaker White Lightning can summon a sword bigger than the galaxy itself, and the final form has a scythe, and a giant synthwave blast that'll vaporize its opponent.
Wiz: Mordecai and Rigby also possess the Ice Cuzzos, and even soldiers that they can summon at will.
Boomstick: Yes, this show is not regular at all, and that's why I love it! Whenever Mordecai and Rigby get into trouble, they always find a solution to everything, and despite the difficulties of life, the two of them are undoubtedly superior, the best of friends.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Music: Wiz and Boomstick
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all Possibilites!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!!
Death Battle[]
It was a quiet day at the park, until Edd and Matt arrive, they are walking until they found the park's golf cart, they say this
Edd: Wow dude, this cart looks amazing.
Matt: Yes, it's a shame Tom didn't want to come, he's missing out on an amazing day.
Both Edd and Matt get on the cart, driving it, meanwhile, Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games, but then Rigby stops playing, to which Mordecai asks him
Mordecai: Dude, why did you stop? We were almost done.
Rigby: Mordecai, I felt something... I felt like someone was taking the cart away.
It is there that Mordecai and Rigby leave the park house, and they see how Edd and Matt are driving the cart, it is there that Mordecai says the following
Mordecai: Hey! That cart is park property! Leave it where it was!
Edd was going to stop, but Matt continues driving the cart, to which the latter says the following
Matt: What did you say? Keep driving the trolley?
Edd: Uhm... Matt, I don't think he meant that.
That's when Matt increases his speed, and then Benson appears behind Mordecai and Rigby, and gives them the following order:
Benson: Mordecai and Rigby, get these two out of the park or you'll both be fired!
Mordecai and Rigby accept the task, and go after Edd and Matt, but Edd takes out a shotgun to shoot Mordecai and Rigby, but they dodge each bullet, that's when Mordecai grabs Rigby and throws him towards the cart. Rigby takes out The Power and says the following:
Rigby (singing): Stop the cart, stop the cart, make this boy stop the cart.
Matt stops the cart and gets out, and the two duos share a look, and then Matt pulls out a machien gun, which he starts shooting at Rigby, but Rigby dodges it and then passes The Power to Mordecai. That's when Rigby lunges at Matt, taking the gun away from him and about to shoot him, but Edd uses his Lucky Can to hit Rigby and get him away from Matt, however, Mordecai says the following:
Mordecai (singing): A gun, a gun, give me a gun, so I can shoot this dude.
A gun appears in Mordecai's hands, and he starts shooting at Edd, but Edd dodges each shot and pulls out his Assault Rifle to shoot at Mordecai, the two dodging each other's shots. Meanwhile, Rigby uses the PlayCo Armboy to repeatedly hit Matt in the face, but he pulls out a shovel and hits Rigby in the head, causing him to pass out. Mordecai notices this and goes to protect his friend, so he pulls out a baseball bat to throw at Matt and hit him with it.
When Rigby wakes up, he sees Mordecai fighting Edd while he uses water guns to distract him, so seeing The Power, he grabs him and says the following
Rigby (singing): To the past, to the past, take me to the past.
Rigby disappears, meanwhile Mordecai continues to fight with Edd, the two take out their respective gloves, the Maximum Glove, and the Army of Darkness, the two exchange several blows, and after a huge exchange, Rigby appears above with a sword, ready to stab Edd. But Matt appears and manages to avoid that, and the two continue to fight, that is when Matt takes The Power from Rigby, and says the following
Matt: I wonder how this keypad works?
Rigby: Give it to me! It's mine!
Rigby tries to reach Matt, but he can't because of his size, and that's when Matt says the following:
Matt (singing): I would like to play some paintball, and I want to get paint all over my body, I don't mind if it's stressful, but rather that it will be fun.
After a two second pause, Matt says the following:
Matt: Oh, and I want to take Edd and have the raccoon and the bird be our enemies!
It is there that The Power teleports the four to a paintball field, the duos go for their respective weapons, and that is where the paintball fight begins. Edd shoots at Rigby, but given his size he easily dodges it, and in response, he throws a balloon full of paint at Edd, causing it to fall on top of him, however, Rigby is surprised by Matt, who uses a paintbrush to stain him, and when Mordecai approaches, Matt shoots him with the paint gun, winning.
But without realizing it, he is knocked out by Mordecai and Rigby, and they regain The Power to say the following
Mordecai & Rigby (singing): The park, the park, take us to the park.
When Mordecai and Rigby were going to teleport, Edd grabs them by the legs along with Matt, and the four are teleported to the park, when that happens, Mordecai starts hitting Matt while Edd runs to the house. When he arrives, he starts looking out the window through his binoculars, and when he was about to take out a gun to shoot, Rigby appears from behind to give Edd a big blow on the back, which makes him not take out the gun and consequently, not shoot Mordecai.
Rigby then uses the teleporter to teleport himself and Edd away, meanwhile, Mordecai uses Brain Max and manages to stand up to Matt, not letting him hit him, then the two continue fighting in the house. And when they go to the kitchen, the two continue fighting until they accidentally bump into the microwave, which causes them to travel back in time, and the two continue fighting while traveling.
Back with Rigby and Edd, they arrive at a Chinese restaurant, and the two continue to fight, with Edd using a giant magnet to bring all the utensils and then throw them at Rigby. But he dodges them, and after dodging around, he finds a fortune cookie, he opens it and it says the following:
Rigby: "You will have a successful future" Let's go! I will have a successful future! But well, now I have to know how to destabilize the magnet.
It is then that Rigby realizes that he couldn't make the magnet stop working, although what he could do was change its course, so he starts running towards Edd and goes towards the magnet to flip it over. Which makes it no longer absorb metal utensils, and he leaves with the teleporter, it is then that a Chinese waiter arrives and gives Edd a cookie, and says the following
Edd: ‘You have to pay for all this’, for fuck's sake.
Rigby teleports back to the park, but sees that Mordecai is not there, so he takes out the spherical time machine to travel back in time and see where Mordecai and Matt went. And after arriving a few minutes into the past, he sees how Mordecai and Matt are fighting in the microwave that travels in time, after that, he returns to the present, and sees how Mordecai and Matt are somewhat hurt, but before he says anything, he sees how Edd arrives with his motorcycle, at the AKIRA style, that is when Mordecai comes up with an idea.
Later in the kitchen, Mordecai and Rigby show a board game to Edd and Matt, but then these two are teleported to the game world, and it is there that Edd and Matt embark on an adventure to pass the game. After several moments, a giant monster appears, but Edd uses the Normalizer and turns the monster into a common and ordinary goblin, and it is there that both Edd and Matt manage to escape, when they do, the fight with Mordecai and Rigby continues.
Mordecai and Rigby use the Fists of Justice, where they keep hitting Edd and Matt, and although they escape, they do not do so for long since Mordecai and Rigby use the Double Glazed Apple Fritters to go faster and hit them even more. And one of the hits sends Edd flying, and where he falls, Edd sees the Spoon powered time machine, and realizing that he still has two spoons from his fight at the Chinese restaurant, he uses one to travel to the time when he can figure out how to stop Mordecai and Rigby's speed, meanwhile, Matt continues to be hit by them.
Until Edd appears with two whole wheat donuts and places them in Mordecai and Rigby's mouths, causing them to lose their super speed, which both Edd and Matt take advantage of to leave TNT, and turn it on and thus escape. But suddenly Mordecai gets up and takes out his Super Cool Ring, with which he shoots a laser at Edd in the back, which leaves him on the ground, Matt goes to check it, but without realizing it, Mordecai initiates the self-destruction of the ring and throws it at him along with the TNT, and that's when everything explodes.
As the smoke from the explosion clears, Mordecai and Rigby see Edd and Matt still alive, and they drive away in their car, to which Mordecai and Rigby use the golf cart to chase them. Mordecai and Rigby use the Cosmic Shades, but Matt uses the mirror to return the shine, to which both Mordecai and Rigby immediately take off their glasses, and they are destroyed, that's when Mordecai gets out of the car and uses Death's Motorcycle, with which he quickly goes towards Edd and Matt, but Edd throws a bat at him, and although Mordecai dodges it, the motorcycle goes to another dimension without anyone to control it.
Mordecai falls, but Rigby carries him in the cart, and both approach Edd and Matt, Mordecai grabs Rigby and throws him at Matt, causing him to lose control and crash the cart into a store. When Mordecai and Rigby get up, they see that Edd and Matt are gone, however, Mordecai manages to use the Suction Cup Tool to open a door, and when they open it, they are surprised by Edd and Matt driving the Bathmobile, Rigby tries to do something, but Matt slashes him with several knives, which kills him, however, Mordecai uses the Eggscellent Hat to revive him, and so happens, Rigby revives and the fight continues.
After continuing to drive, Mordecai and Rigby cause Edd and Matt to crash into a bowling alley, which is when Rigby takes out his Soul Ball and throws it at Edd and Matt. Matt tries to use his chainsaw, but it is destroyed by the bowling ball, although Matt manages to dodge it, but then Edd makes the Eddbot appear, and it says the following:
Eddbot: Mordecai and Rigby, dead or alive, they are mine.
The Eddbot approaches Mordecai and Rigby, but the latter uses The Russian to confront it, causing shockwaves all over the place. Meanwhile, Mordecai faces Edd and Matt, with Mordecai wearing knight armor to withstand the yo-yo that Edd is throwing at him. Matt uses his Laser Gun, but the laser bounces off the armor and hits the Eddbot, causing it to explode. Rigby returns to normal and falls to the ground.
Edd uses the Nightmare Fuel to turn a table into a monster, but Mordecai takes out a lightsaber and kills him quickly, Rigby gets up and uses the Wall Buddy to separate Matt from Edd, and that's when both Mordecai and Rigby approach Edd. However, he sees that Matt left him his Stun Stick, and Edd uses it to paralyze Mordecai, however, Rigby uses the Stop Watch to stop time, and that's when with his energy knife, he generates a wound to Edd, when time continues, Edd falls wounded, but uses the Normalizer to eliminate the wound, when Rigby's wall falls, he uses Rocket Pack to fall against Matt with an atomic katana.
But Edd passes his sword to Matt, and he has a duel with Rigby, that's when Edd duplicates himself so that his clones go towards Rigby, but he uses the Shield Generator so they don't get through. Mordecai uses the missiles that detect enemies, and these missiles finish off all the copies of Edd, but then he sees a phone, and he decides to use it for a phone call.
???: Hello?
Mordecai: Here's dee!
???: Uhm... dee what?
Rigby: Deez nuts!
Mordecai and Rigby laugh, but then they, Edd and Matt are teleported back in time, more specifically to a time when the park had not been founded. It is there that Mordecai and Rigby take out the Book of Park Records, but in it they write a rule "any assassination attempt against any park employee will be voided" Edd and Matt are confused, but Mordecai and Rigby return to the present with the teleporter.
And it is there that Age sees a paper and a pencil, and it is there that he writes the following
Edd: "And it is then, that a portal leading to the present appeared."
The portal appears and Edd and Matt enter there, after that, Mordecai and Rigby were sitting quietly on the shore of the lake in the park... until Edd and Matt appear and throw Mordecai into the lake. And when it seemed that Mordecai was going to drown, Rigby arrives with the Scuba Diving Gear and saves Mordecai, when the two leave, Mordecai goes to the house with Rigby, and Edd and Matt chase them, Edd stretches his neck to try to bite Rigby, but fails, then stretches his arm and increases the size of his hand to crush Rigby, failing again.
Mordecai and Rigby are talking, but Matt shows up with the Memory Eraser Gun, but when he shoots, he misses, that's when he looks at the TV, and he sees Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent, but that's when his memory is starting to be erased. And then Edd comes in with a bear, which destroys the TV and saves Matt, and Edd then breaks the fourth wall.
Edd: Matt lost his memory, it won't be the last time.
Edd uses the Time Pad to bring out a memory gun and shoots it at Matt, causing him to regain his memories, but then Mordecai and Rigby play Summertime Lovin', the song repeats, until Matt has an idea. He decides to play Change the Formality so the song will go away easily, Edd transforms into a spring to jump towards Rigby and attack him, but he uses his Sky Kicks to dodge it, and then he goes to the basement, and that's where he finds Benson's House Rules, and after reading them, he takes out the Genie Lamp and makes a wish.
Rigby: I wish Benson would come against those two.
Meanwhile, Matt takes out his Magic Mirror, from which Edd takes out his Funny-Gum, but Mordecai rejects it, then Matt takes out Death in a Can, but the same thing happens, and that's when Benson arrives and says the following
Benson: What are you two doing here? You should leave now!
However, Matt calls out to some eagles, and they listen to him, and then Matt uses the Voice Changer to say something in a deep voice.
Matt: Destroy him.
The Eagles fulfill Matt's request, and they take Benson to an unknown location, and that's when Rigby appears with the Wishing Box, and from there he takes out a gun, with which he starts shooting at Edd and Matt. They escape from the house, and when they go out, they see how a limousine appears, and throws everything at them, spikes, pins, missiles, grappling hooks, guns, and at the end a large missile that creates a crater, when Edd and Matt get up, they see that the one who drove it was an energy construct of Mordecai and Rigby, and the real ones appear in front of them.
But it is there that Edd runs to a place where he can find something to write, and when he does, he writes "and then everything turns night and zombies appear and Matt becomes one", after writing that, it ends up coming true. But outside, when everything seemed lost for Mordecai and Rigby, they use their forms of Death Kwon Do, with which they confront and hurt the zombies that Matt summoned, they use the Death Sandwich on one, and twice as much on the other, killing them in the process, and both Mordecai and Rigby eat a sandwich of life.
Then Mordecai uses his laser beam to disintegrate several zombies, and Rigby summons meteors to destroy them, the two use Death's Deadly Punch to finish off several zombies. With Death's Deadly Kick they do the same, same with Death's Block, and that's when Rigby goes to the house, so Mordecai uses Cool Cubed Slushie with one of the zombies, freezing it, and that's when Mordecai uses Death Flight to fly and make a tower of Pogs.
Meanwhile, Rigby arrives at where Edd is and begins using the net to absorb his dreams and ideas, but Edd gets up and uses his bat to drive Rigby away, but he destroy the bat, leaving Edd without physical weapons, but not without options, and that's when Rigby throws tortillas at him to distract him, and that's when he uses the smoke machine to leave, leaving Edd coughing.
On Mordecai's side, he continues making the tower, until he puts the last piece, and when he does, everything explodes, killing a large part of the zombies, and although some approach him, nothing happens, since he uses tranquilizer darts to neutralize them. Then he drinks coffee to continue having energy, but that's when he is attacked by Matt, however, Rigby appears with a Gliding Suit, and activates the remote-controlled dragon, which begins to throw fire from its mouth, Matt begins to run, but when everything seemed to have been consumed by fire, something emerges from there, as if it were some kind of powerful energy, and then the following conversation occurs.
Rigby: Who are you?
Matt: A real fucking vampire!
The drawing style changes, now to a style similar to Darent Z's, and that's when a ton of bats appear, but Mordecai and Rigby use the Multiversal Remote to erase them. The two take out their laser guns, and shoot the other bats that Matt summons, and they also use Viral Video to trap some in a video where bats are cooked, and that's when Rigby has an idea, so he leaves for a moment, meanwhile, Mordecai and Matt continue fighting.
It is there that the two are teleported to the city, and then Matt rises to the top and floods everything with blood, Mordecai manages to keep up with the rhythm, and says the following while rapping
Mordecai (rapping): Do you really think a flood is going to stop me? Well, let me tell you, that's funny. I'm not going to give up that easily, that's for sure, I'm going to defeat you like a classic cartoon.
Laser beams shoot out of Mordecai's eyes, while Rigby in his poet costume appears behind Matt.
Rigby: I really like the anime style, but bathing in blood is not as fine as wine. So I recommend you stop, because in this battle we have already won.
Mordecai and Rigby fuse together to reach their ultimate form, in which they begin to punch Matt repeatedly, and that is when they absorb all the blood that is flooding the city, and then convert it into energy to shoot it at Matt, the flood is gone. When they get closer, Matt manages to bite their arm, thus causing the fusion to go away, however, Mordecai and Rigby summon the Ice Cuzzos and several soldiers at will, so Matt does the same, summoning an army of bats along with two huge snakes, and that is where a brief battle occurs between the two armies.
But then, the style came back to normal and Edd appears in his PowerEdd form, and gives Matt a spaceship, so Mordecai uses his basketball form, and with all his speed, he carries Rigby to where the space car is, Rigby gets on and the two go to where Edd and Matt are, the fight is now in space. It is there that Matt changes into his form and becomes a star, meanwhile Mordecai fights Edd, he uses his x-ray vision, but Mordecai dodges it, however, Edd manages to freeze his arm with his ice breath, and uses his heat vision to hurt Mordecai, meanwhile, Rigby and Matt are shooting each other through the space transports.
But then Rigby notices how his friend suffers against Edd, so he uses The Power and says the following
Rigby: Basketball, basketball, give my friend a ball and a basketball net.
The basketball net appears, and the basketball is Basketball from BFDI, Rigby is confused, but is satisfied since The Power practically gave him what he asked for, meanwhile, he change to the Space Hovercraft to keep going in the fight with Matt. Mordecai seeing Basketball, decides to grab her but not before catching Edd in the basket, and now like that after he scores, provoking the explosion, after that, Edd crash into the moon and Basketball fall on planet Earth, and that is where both Mordecai and Rigby return to their original forms, and after a few seconds, they appear in the Extreme Hyperduck, which uses its power sword to hurt Matt, however, Edd tells his friend a few words
Edd: Look Matt, I know the situation is adverse, but there's no stopping us once we're together!
Matt smiles and Edd gets on board to ride as if he were Kirby, and shoots his heat vision at the mech, but Mordecai and Rigby activate the sonic shield, and then the rocket fist, although Matt and Edd dodge the attack. It is then that Mordecai and Rigby change the form of the mech, now being the version of the park, and begins to throw laser discs, which Edd manages to grab to throw them at the sun, but then they use the laser guitar, and although Edd and Matt manage to survive, they are still injured.
The mecha now goes into its form called "Hyperduck Ultimate Fury Giga Wing" which fires projectiles towards Edd and Matt, but when they were about to hit, Edd uses his x-ray vision to counter it. However, Mordecai and Rigby activate the shield, resisting the attack, and suddenly, the entire universe shakes, Edd and Matt watch as the mecha goes into the next form "Hyperduck - Kingbreaker White Lightning" which creates a sword larger than the galaxy itself.
Edd and Matt contemplate the size of that sword, and that is when the attack occurs, however, Edd manages to stop it, although his hands are suffering a lot, but his willpower helps him to continue. And then he uses his ice breath to freeze the mecha little by little, and then with a confident look, he goes towards the mecha with Matt to pierce it and make it explode, and then he says the following:
Edd: Well, it looks like SuperEdd's work is done for the day.
But when he was going to leave with Matt, he sees how the mecha goes to its last form, so Edd creates some copies to protect him, Mordecai and Rigby make the mecha release a giant synthwave blast, which destroys Edd's copies. And then it hits both the real one and Matt, and then they take out The Power to say some last words.
Mordecai & Rigby: Final attack, final attack, increase the power of our final attack.
Mordecai and Rigby summon a scythe, but thanks to The Power, this scythe becomes more powerful, and that's when they do their final attack, which not only hurts Edd and Matt, but also splits them in half vertically, killing them and causing an explosion in the style of the Power Rangers. And that's when Mordecai and Rigby finish with their characteristic celebration.
Mordecai & Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mordecai: Dude, that was amazing!
Rigby: Yeah, I can't wait to tell everyone at the park about this.
Mordecai: Yeah-yuh! And after that we play video games? I've heard of one called Marvel Rivals.
Rigby: Sure!
The two go back to earth.
K.O!
Edd and Matt return home as ghosts, and the two of them slap each other, while Tom just reads the newspaper.
Post-Analysis[]
Boomstick: At least Mordecai and Rigby didn't destroy the entire park this time.
Wiz: This battle is somewhat interesting, both had quite a few options to win, they have an immense amount of abilities and weapons, they have faced different enemies, and they are not even capable of dying permanently.
Boomstick: But if they couldn't permanently kill each other, then how did Mordecai and Rigby win? It's simple, they're both the same as Edd and Matt, but better.
Wiz: While Edd and Matt are comparable to Tord, who shook the entire planet and space with his scream, Mordecai and Rigby are comparable, though still inferior, to Pops and Anti-Pops, who were damaging the fabric of reality. Still, the best friend duo lived to tell the tale.
Boomstick: Thanks to spaceships, Edd and Matt are able to travel from one galaxy to another in seconds, Mordecai and Rigby drove the space car, which can travel across the entire universe in 20 seconds. But yes, this section almost ends in a tie.
Wiz: In terms of skill, Edd and Matt faced zombies, vampires, aliens, demons, monsters, and apart from the fact that Edd is a martial artist, however his fighting skills are not comparable to those of Mordecai and Rigby, who were able to master the techniques of Death Kwon Do.
Boomstick: In experience, both Edd and Matt, as well as Mordecai and Rigby, have been through similar situations, dealing with daily threats, but still, Mordecai and Rigby have an advantage in not only having trained in space, but having faced more dangerous threats than those Edd and Matt faced.
Wiz: One of the characteristics of the spaceships in Eddsworld is that they can resist crashing between planets, Mordecai and Rigby resisted the existential erasure of Anti-Pops thanks to The Power.
Boomstick: In stamina, Edd and Matt were able to withstand an entire horde of zombies, but Mordecai and Rigby were able to say "USA" for three months according to Benson.
Wiz: In range, spaceships can reach planets, and once Edd became larger than one, but Mordecai and Rigby were able to travel from the past to the present thanks to The Power.
Boomstick: In weapons, Edd and Matt had things like the Normalizer and the Memory Eraser Gun, but Mordecai and Rigby had superior weapons, such as The Power, which countered all of Edd and Matt's options.
Wiz: In intelligence, Mordecai and Rigby are smarter, since as the series progresses, the two gain more knowledge, especially Rigby.
Boomstick: And in skills, Edd and Matt had things in their favor like PowerEdd or Matt and their vampire and star forms, but Mordecai and Rigby possessed their Death Kwon Do forms, their basketball forms, and their mechas, which were superior.
We cut to Wiz and Boomstick
Wiz: Edd and Matt were formidable, but strength, endurance, and better options in weapons and powers were the factors that defined Mordecai and Rigby's victory.
Boomstick: Eddsworld just became a Regularworld, get it?
We cut to the winner card.
Wiz: The winners, are Mordecai and Rigby.
Comparison[]
Edd & Matt[]
+ Lots of weapon options
+ PowerEdd and Star Matt could make things difficult for Mordecai and Rigby...
- ...But only at the beginning
- They have no way to counter The Power
Mordecai & Rigby[]
+ Better options in terms of weapons and powers
+ The Power was the best weapon they had
+ Stronger and more resistant
- Vulnerable to PowerEdd and Star Matt at the beginning
Next time on Death Battle[]
Young people embarking on bizarre adventures with their siblings
Facing the greatest threat of their lives
But always willing to help those in need
Gumball Watterson VS Dipper Pines (The Amazing World of Gumball VS Gravity Falls)
Trivia[]
- The connections between Edd & Matt and Mordecai & Rigby are that both are fictional duos which features the cool, laid-back, soda-loving and wisecracking (Mordecai and Edd) and their friend who is all the opposite being the dumb, dimwit and reckless secondary protagonists of their respective series, being narcissistic or arrogant in their ways, having child like personalities acting as immature even if they are actual adults (Rigby and Matt). Mordecai and Edd despite normally wandering into chaos or trying to prevent such from happening, they have done some things to cause the main conflict in episodes as well (e.g. going to insane lengths to get something, fighting their friends over a girl, making a mistake so bad that it gets them in trouble). They slack off most of the time instead of doing anything to keep their houses safe and/or clean, also partaking in their past-times (drawing for Edd and playing video games for Mordecai). Rigby and Matt also tend to use words which make them seem smart but in really they don't know what they mean (Matt saying words like indubitably and Rigby changing his Name to Trash Boat because he thought it would sound cool and edgy). However, despite these issues on their attitudes they actually care for their friends, both also has messed with time using time machines and as something opposite while both become nicer with their series progressing, Matt becomes more dimwit while Rigby becomes more thoughtful and responsible. Both are also the opposite of Both of their series are retro-styled and focuses into surreal adventures they are often dragged into with the main cast, sharing houses with the main cast generally wandering into chaos or wanting to prevent it happening. Both of them also has similar friends with the one friend they thought was a friend for them until they revealed their true intentions (Tord and Thomas. Tord taking over the world with his Giant Robot underneath the house and Thomas sending the Park to Russian territory via rocket boosters implanted underground) and the one negative, pessimistic, short tempered, alcoholic and always dragged into the weight of their adventures (Tom and Benson). Mordecai and Edd Along the time their series have gone on, both were originally more irresponsible and self-centered, but soon, after some development and facing great hardships with others, turned into more loyal and strong-willed people, with this taking place specifically after they were betrayed by who they thought were their friends (Tord and Thomas) until the two revealed their true motives (Tord taking over the world with his Giant Robot underneath the house and Thomas sending the Park to Russian territory via rocket boosters implanted underground).
- The connections were taken from here
- The combat would have been in HD.
- This is the ninth episode of 2025.
- The track title would have been “Total Regular Worlds“ referring to the fact that their worlds seem normal, but they are anything but normal.
- The cover of the song would be Mordecai and Edd's hand holding soda cans, and Rigby holding The Power while Matt holds a mirror.