“ | Mess with the best, die like the rest. | „ |
~ Duke Nukem, from Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes |
Duke Nukem is the main protagonist of the same title video game series.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- The Boss vs Duke Nukem (Completed)
- Conker VS Duke Nukem (Completed)
- Duke Nukem VS Gordon Freeman (Completed)
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 1
- Losses: 2
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
- Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
- Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
- Crypto (Destroy All Humans)
- Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
- Earthworm Jim (...)
- Freddy Fuckboy (Five Nights at Fuckboys)
- Jackson Briggs (Mortal Kombat)
- John Rambo (Rambo)
- Johnny Bravo (...)
- Kratos (God of War)
- Master Chief (Halo)
- Postal Dude (Postal)
- Samus Aran (Metroid)
- Serious Sam (...)
- Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
- Viktor Reznov (Call of Duty)
- William "B.J." Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein)
History[]
Death Battle Info[]
Background[]
- Alias: The King of the World, The Ultimate Alien Ass-Kicker, The Duke
- Age: 45
- Height: 6’4"
- Weight: 240 lbs.
- Occupation: Superstar, Natural Badass, Hero of Earth, Alien-Ass Kicker, Former U.S. Army soldier, Former C.I.A. operative, Occasional Businessman
Physicality[]
- Strength
- Can bench 600 lbs.
- Able to rip a cyborg’s head off with ease
- Can overpower alien cyborgs and mutants
- Can rip heads off enemies easily
- Speed
- Run faster than a rocket
- Jump on top of buildings
- Durability
- Near unkillable
- Shrugs off explosions, bullets, and laser fire
- Can trek through the Moon without any problem (still needed oxygen)
- Can survive in the vacuum of space without a suit
- Survived blows from aliens and cyborgs, explosions, gunfire, etc.
- Healing Factor
- Which is his ego manifesting in physical form
Weapons[]
- Mighty Boot
- Can crush alien and robot bones
- Kicks hard enough to decapitate foes
- Golden Colt M911
- Contains 8 rounds
- Laser scope attachment
- Pistol
- Rapid fire
- Contains 24 rounds
- SPAS-12 Shotgun
- Very long range
- Pump action
- Has 8 shells
- Damaging up close. but weak at longer ranges
- Ripper Cannon
- Has 3 barrels
- Pipe Bomb
- Remote detonated
- Laser Tripbomb
- Highly visible lasers
- HUGE explosion
- Enforcer Gun
- Taken from Alien Enforcers
- Fires mini-rockets that home in on foes
- Good for close range, but weakens at larger ranges
- 15 rounds
Heavy Weapons[]
- RPG
- Can be rapidly fired
- Shrinker
- Melee range
- Can shrink weak enemies
- Lasts only for a bit
- Foes can be squashed like an ant
- Microwave Expander
- Expands foes' body until they burst
- Devastator
- A dual wielded rocket launcher
- Fires like a machine gun
- Freezethrower
- Freezes enemies in a block of ice
- Can be shattered into a bloody mess with a kick
Items and Gear[]
- Dukevision
- Duke’s signature glasses
- Ripped directly from They Live
- Night vision
- Jetpack
- Enough fuel for two minutes
- Holoduke
- Creates a holograph of Duke to distract foes
- Speakes in Schwarzanegger-esque voice and mixes up one-liners
Feats[]
- Bested the Alien Queen
- Served in the Lebanese Civil War
- Killed the Cycloid Emperor and the Cycloid Queen
- Wrote the book "Why I'm So Great" which is apparently a best-seller
- Defeated an army of clones
- Killed the evil Doctor Proton
- Continuously kicks the asses of alien invaders
- Destroyed the entire Cycloid invasion force on the Moon
- Went back in time and annihilated the forces of the Nazis and aliens
- Constantly scores many hot babes
Weaknesses[]
- Overconfident
- His health is literally his ego
- Capturing a babe sets him into uncontrollable rage
- VERY cocky, smug, and overconfident
- Not totally invincible as he thinks