Which Wealthy Boxer from different fighting games will take the Win back to there mansion
Intro[]
Boomstick: Ahh Boxing, my favorite sport next football as its just 2 dudes kicking the snot out of eachother
Wiz: To become a true boxer you have to put multiple hours of hard work and training to be the very best
Boomstick: But if you go though all the trials you can become rich and famous like these two
Wiz: In this corner, the Blue gloved British gentlemen boxer, Dudley from Street Fighter
Boomstick: And in this corner the Much cooler, Super and Macho american, SUPER MACHO MAN
Wiz: Wait Boomstick did you say that Macho Man was cooler than Dudley, please Dudley is way cooler then this Egotistical Slouch
Boomstick: You have it all wrong Wiz, Macho Man is true American Boxer, he will kick this English Slugger back to his Country
Wiz: We will see about that
Boomstick: Hes Wiz and im Boomstick
Wiz: And we will compare these two Boxers to see why Dudley will easily beat Macho Man
Boomstick: In your dreams
Dudley[]
Wiz: January 27th in a city in England a baby was born into a wealthy family
Boomstick: His wealthy dad who was also a athlete, decided to name his kid Dudley. What a dork name
Wiz: Well this “Dork” would also grow up as a well defined athlete and he took up Boxing
Boomstick: I mean he was and ok boxer
Wiz: Ok? more like great boxer
Boomstick: And though his Parents told him he was to small to compete, which he totally is by the way, he was basically forced into it after his idiot father lost his company. Wow Dudley and his dad suck
Wiz: Not as much as you and your father
Boomstick:... Low blow Wiz, Low blow
Wiz: Dudley quickly became one of the Worlds Greatest boxers winning multiple titles in his first few years
Boomstick:...
Wiz: Even Balrog complements how good of a fighter Dudley is
Boomstick: *Sighs deeply* And speaking about Balrog these 2 have a bit of a rivalry
Wiz: While Dudley is refined and gallant to his fellow Boxers
Boomstick: Balrog is rough and mean, he fights dirty... I wish we had him right now then this loser
Wiz: Dudley is the British Champ, and has beating Balrog. This is thanks to his multitude of abilities
Dudleys boxing abilities[]
Jet Upper- a powerful uppercut
Machinegun blow- Rapid string of jabs, good for close range
Cross Counter- Once getting hit Dudleys eyes gleam and dashs forward and back for maximum damage
Short Swing Blow- A quick step forward and a hook to the stomach
Thunderbolt- Leaps high, and drops fist first with incredible power
Rocket Upper- 2 uppercuts and then one last one where Dudley punchs so hard it creates a small tornado around is arms launching opponents upward
Rolling Thunder- Multiple hooks left and right with a strong jaw uppercut launching foes back
Corkscrew Blow- A straight jab that creates a small cyclone hitting fighters multiple times
Corkscrew Cross- Straight jab that creates a cyclone of wind that launches the foe back, Dudley does this twice in succession
Stats[]
Wiz: Dudley is pretty fast, fast as any other street fighter.
Boomstick: He has reaction time of the speed of sound and can take hits from Ryu and other Street fighters
Wiz: He uses all of his strengths to win his fathers car back in a intense fight with Gill
Boomstick: Hah, he lost that fight but Gill was so “Impressed” he gave it back anyway. I think it was pity
Wiz: Urghhh, any way Dudley is a true Gentlemen and a amazing Boxer, so he should have no problem with the over tanned wanna be beach model Super Macho Man
Boomstick: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, NO AMOUNT OF TAN IS OVER TAN
Super Macho Man[]
Wiz: WVBA, where the best of the best of Boxers go to duke it out
Boomstick: In the world circuit sitting at the top is... you guessed it SUPER MACHO MAN
Wiz: WOW, what a freak
Boomstick: Freak, more like ideal human body
Wiz: Macho Man does honestly have a impressive record
Boomstick: 35-1, the only time he lost was against the champ. Mr.Sandman
Wiz: Mr.Sandman could tear down a building when he gets angry, no wonder Macho Man lost
Boomstick: Macho Man lives the life everyone wants to live, nice house, expensive cars, hot woman
Wiz: Hes arguably the WVBA most famous Boxer, or he just gives into the fame more than the other boxers
Boomstick: Who ever said that was a bad thing
Wiz: Everyone Boomstick, Everyone
Boomstick: Nah, hes the American hero when it comes to boxing
Wiz: Not really, hes very Egotistical and when Little Mac steals his fame he cant live without it and gets super pissed
Boomstick: So hes a little narcissistic, who isn't
Wiz: Well anyway Macho Man has a orthodox fighting style which most boxers use
Boomstick: He has multiple attacks of his own to
Super Macho Man Boxing abilities[]
Pump It: He will move to the left, put his gloves together while bending his elbows, and do a right hook.
Release the Beast: He will move to the right side and do a jumping left-handed uppercut.
Wipe-Out: He will move to the left side and do a delayed jumping right-handed uppercut.
Hang Ten: He will move to the left side and do a quick right-handed uppercut. (Dodge in his direction)
Delayed Uppercut: A delayed uppercut. Land a delayed hit after a dodge for a star.
Macho Spin: A single clothesline spin.
Super Macho Clothesline Attack: The same as it is in Contender, though there's no camera flash, and the punches come faster and knock you down if you get hit.
Stats[]
Wiz: Macho Man is quick and strong
Boomstick: He can react to piston Hondo, who run as fast as a train
Wiz: And take hits from Don Flamaco, who can punch bulls into the air
Boomstick: Dont forget Little Mac who can dodge and react to Donkey Kong. He once hit a moon out of orbit
Wiz: Though unlikely DK was using full power since he likes a close fight and was acting goofy during it, its still scales up to Macho Man being pretty tough and powerful
Boomstick: Macho Man is ready to Wipe-out this bogus boxer
Pre-Fight[]
Boomstick: Now that our Boxers are ready, lets watch Macho Man sweep the floor with this pip squeak
Wiz: Bet 10 dollars he doesnt
Boomstick: 20 dollars and you have a deal
Wiz: Fine, 20 on Dudley winning
Boomstick: I have 20 on Macho Man, lets get ready for a DEATH BATTLE
“IN THE BLUE CORNER, DEATH IN A SUIT, THE BRITISH CHAMP, GIVE IT UP FOR DUDLEY”
The crowd ignites with controlled claps and yells
“AND IN THE RED CORNER, HES RICH,FAMOUS,AND RANKED #1 IN THE WORLD CIRCUIT, ITS SUPER MACHO MAN”
The Crowd gets overfilled with loud chants and claps
“Sir, you frankly disgust me” remarks Dudley
”Your better of leaving now, or you'll get Macho’d in the face by yours truly” Macho Man responds
”I want a good clean fight, nothing below the belt” the referee interrupts. Both Boxers step back
.
.
.
BEGIN
FIGHT
Death Battle[]
Dudley throws a quick jab to the face and then a upper into Macho Mans gut. Macho Man swings over head but Dudley dodges and hits Macho Man with a left hook. Dudley goes for 4 rapid jabs but Macho man blocks them all and does a delayed uppercut. It lands knocking Dudley back onto the Ropes. Macho Man flexes his muscles but while hes doing that Dudley recovers and hits Macho Man with a Corkscrew Blow And then a heavy right hook, Macho man gets turned around and falls flat.
1
2
3
Macho Man gets up.
”You best be heading to your tea party, im about to unleash some bogus” Grunts Macho Man
”Do your worst” Dudley replies. Macho Man goes for a powerful jab but its blocked, then he throws out a uppercut and misses again and Dudley hits him in the face a few times. Dudley then trys to hit him in the face again but Macho Man dodges and Clothesline Dudley knocking him down instantly.
1
2
3
4
Dudley gets up
Macho Man Flexes and laughs at Dudley
Dudley dodges a swing from Macho Man and hits him with a jet upper. He stumbles back and falls to his knees
Ring! Ring!
Round one ends
”Saved from the bell, eh” Dudley chuckles
”Shut up” Macho Man grunts
After the break we get ready for round 2
Ready, Begin
Dudley starts with his Machinegun blow and rapidly hits Macho Man
”Stop the Bogus man” demands Macho Man
”No thanks” Dudley replies
“Then eat this” Macho Man says
Macho Man goes with his pump it knocking Dudley back. Then he upper cuts Dudley. He then Hits Dudley with a deadly jab but Dudley Counters it totally stunning him. Dudley then unleashes the Rolling Thunder On Macho Man knocking him down.
1
2
3
”Stay down, you don't have any dignity left to lose” Dudley tells him
4
5
6
7
”Not so fast, Brit Boy” Macho Man says whiles down
8
He gets up fast and delivers a powerful uppercut before the round ends
Ding! Ding!
”Saved by the bell bro” laughs Macho Man
”We will see”
Round 3, Fight
“THUNDER” Yells Dudley as he leaps into the air and drops back, Macho Man Starts Spinning
”HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN” Macho Man yells as they collide
The crowd gasp as the entire stage gets covered in dust from the boxers collision
The Dust clears and Dudley is completely knocked out and Macho Man flexs, the crowd cheers
1
2
3
4
5
6
While flexing he steps on Dudleys flower
”Ew, why is there Bogus on my shoe” Says Macho man
Dudley glances to see that Macho Man stepped on his rose, in a fit of Rage he gets up with a Rocket Upper and the wind carrey's Macho Man into the stage lights blowing him and the lights up
“Eh em, good show” Says Dudley as he walks of stage
K.O
Results[]
Boomstick: God dammit
Wiz: Oh Boomstick
Boomstick: Here you go, I hope you choke on it, Now how did Dudley win
Wiz: Macho Man surprisingly was stronger than Dudley more durable too
Boomstick: Wait, then how did Dudley win
Wiz: Well Boomstick, Strength and durability arent the only thing that matter in a fight, and thats all Macho had
Boomstick: I geuss your right, Dudley was insanely faster than Macho Man. He could just speed blitz him
Wiz: And Smarter
Boomstick: ...
Wiz: And was much more versatile
Boomstick: ...
Wiz: And was more experienced and had better skill
Boomstick: ...
Wiz: And better Endurance
Boomstick: No need to rub it in Wiz
Wiz:So uhh, wheres the pun
Boomstick: Im to depressed for a pun
Wiz: well...ok then. The winner is Dudley
.png){kind=link}
Stats[]
Dudley (Winner)[]
+Much Faster (Movement and reaction)
+Smarter
+More Versatile
+Fighting Skill
+Fighting Experience
-Slightly Weaker
-Slightly less Durable
Super Macho Man (Loser)[]
+Slightly Stronger
+Slightly more Durable
-Much slower
-Dumber
-Less versatile
-Less fighting Skill
-Less fighting Experience
Next Time[]
Boomstick: Next time on death Battle
We see a faint light, it gets closer and we see that the light is surrounded by some mansions wood walls. As the light gets even closer we can see that its Luigi with a flashlight
“Mama mia”
The screen turns of like a old Television screen
”Dumb Dog, you made me look bad”
“OOGA BOOGA BOOGA”
Courage screams and runs away