Dreamworks Villains Royale is a What-If? Death Battle Royale between Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, The Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2, Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda, and Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys, all from Dreamworks films.
Description[]
4 of Dreamworks most iconic villains to ever be made, some more out there than others, then some more scary, but they share one thing in common, they are all more dangerous than they appear, and they are all the perfect villains from Dreamworks. Who will be the winner, who will have a happily ever after, who will rule over their enemies, who will bring death upon the rest? Find out in this Death Battle!
Intro[]
Skunk: Quick, name an iconic company who makes great movies!
Skel: Uh, Pixar?
Skunk: Ok, name an iconic company who makes great sequels to movies!
Skel: Dreamworks of course!
Skunk: Correct! Though they also make great movies overall, and one main reason for that is their iconic villains, who we are pitting against each other today!
Skel: Death, The Big Bad Wolf from Puss In Boots.
Skunk: The Fairy Godmother, Corrupt Fairy from Shrek.
Skel: Tai Lung, Vengeful Leopard from Kung Fu Panda.
Skunk: And Professor Marmalade, Evil Genius Guinea from The Bad Guys.
Skel: He's Skunk and I'm Skel.
Skunk: And its our jobs to research their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Death Comes For All In Death Battle![]
Skunk: When one's life hangs in balance, there is multiple outcomes, infinite even, but every outcome will lead to one thing in the very end.
Skel: Death...
Death's whistle is heard as he is shown.
Skunk: Death is the entity that comes for all, men, women, children, animals, all beings who live with a beating heart will soon meet him, it is inevitable.
Skel: But Death isn't all evil as people say and think, he is just doing his job, until Puss in Boots came along...
Puss: Fear me! If you dare...
Skunk: The arrogant cat spent his life, or "lives" wastefully, with 9 lives to his name, he thought himself immortal, until it came down to his final life.
Skel: Turns out, when you are actually on Death's door, Death will be happy to greet you, well, unless you are a cat...
Death: I'm not a cat person.
Skunk: Happy to see you or not, he isn't visiting for a nice talk, he wants a life...
Skel: Pusses life to be exact, as he thought Puss would just waste it anyway, so he decided to finish the job himself and save them both the trouble of waiting for Puss to get himself killed again.
Skunk: His motives are dark, his hatred is deep, but most of all, his hunt is endless, as he is endless.
Death's Arsenal & Powers[]
Arsenal[]
- Dual Sickles
Powers[]
- Fire Creation/Manipulation
- Created flame walls around himself and Puss during their final fight
- Teleportation
- Immortality
- Abstract Existence
- Omnipresence
- Was there every time Puss died
- Illusion Manipulation
- Supernatural Physic
- Supernatural Speed
- Supernatural Strength
- Magic Immunity
- He walked through the magic of the wishing star, which previously was shown to evaporate any who made contact with it
- Fear Inducement
- Inexhaustibility
- Never shown to tire, is always following
Skel: His "endless" power includes the creation of flames, possessing supernatural strength and speed, as well as being able to make others hallucinate and see mirage images of himself, even have people see their life flash before their eyes.
Skunk: He is shown to be capable of resisting magic that could totally destroy a human body in a second, just walking through it casually.
Skel: Existing as an abstract idea personified, he can break the laws of reality pretty easily, teleporting around, messing with people's heads and fears, he is a force to be reckoned with.
Skunk: A force indeed, but he is far more dangerous than we have described so far.
Death's Feats[]
- Bested Puss In Boots in combat
- Disarmed Puss in both their fights
- Is the only being to ever have drawn blood from Puss with a blade
- Can match Puss in speed, and even out-pace him casually
- Earlier in the movie, Puss defeated a massive mountain giant with ease (Though he still died in the end thanks to a bell falling on him, wasting his 8th life)
- Scared Puss In Boots into retirement
- When Puss went to find the star, Death constantly stalked Puss, each time causing Puss to panic and run away
- Survived walking through the wishing star's magic flames, despite how it burnt up a person previously
- Went unnoticed through Pusses previous 8 lives
- Effortlessly destroyed crystal blocks with one swing of his sickle
Skel: He is the only being who has ever bested the great Puss In Boots, he cut Puss with his sickle, easily dodged all his attacks the first time they met, even disarming him and intimidating Puss to the point of running away.
Skunk: Death avoiding such attacks at such close range is impressive on its own, but he did so very casually, and when you are dodging attacks from characters who have lightning fast reflexes without even breaking a sweat, you know you're in for trouble.
Skel: As said before he could go through the wishing star flames that decimate anyone who touches them, not to mention how he still kept up with Puss in the end of the movie.
Death's Flaws[]
- Plays with his food
- Sporting
- Let Puss have his sword back in their final stand off
- Has a big dislike for cats
- He believes the idea of 9 lives is absurd
Skunk: That being said, Death did not take Pusses life in the end, as by the time Puss accepted he couldn't stop Death, Death had realized Puss no longer was the same cat he was before, he changed, and Death accepted that, having realized Puss learnt to value his life.
Skel: He still probably held that dislike of cats though, I agree, 9 lives? RIDICULOUS!
Skunk: Even if he still holds that dislike, he is still Death, he will find his way to everyone's life, he will come for you, no matter where you hide, no matter how fast you run, no matter what you do, Death will always follow you, you cannot run forever, as Death will always be over your shoulder...
Death's Whistle is heard as hooded figure rises from behind Skunk and Skel, holding twin sickles, and having red eyes, as Skunk and Skel grow scared.
Skel: Lets get to the next one, quick please.
The Fairy Godmother Lives Happily Ever After In Death Battle![]
Skunk: A fairy-tale is often described with happy themes, a good ending, and great characters.
Skel: When you take a character normally depicted as "good" from a fairy-tale, like a Fairy Godmother, and turn them into a villain, it is hard to know what to expect.
Skunk: Presenting, The Fairy Godmother.
Fairy Godmother is shown using her magic.
Skel: Unlike other stories, she isn't there for Cinderella's ball, she is the mother of Prince Charming, who, again, unlike other fairy tales, is different.
Skunk: Shrek just loves taking nice protagonists in fairy tales, then making them end up being evil it seems.
Skel: It is a nice change, right? You can't keep having the same villains over and over again, that is just boring.
Skunk: Fair enough, it is interesting none-the-less, and makes for entertaining scenes.
Fairy Godmother is shown singing "I need a hero"
Fairy Godmother's Powers[]
- Flight
- Magic
- Transmutation
- She turned King Harold into a frog
- Teleportation
- Able to teleport in puffs of sparkles and smoke
- Telekinesis
- Can move people with her magic
- Animation
- Can make inanimate objects come to life
- Energy Bolts
- Fired a bolt at Shrek
- Transmutation
Skel: Through use of her wand, she can cast spells of different kinds, but most commonly seen are ones like teleporting and bolts of energy, or lightning, I don't know, it isn't clear really.
Skunk: Probably magic energy, since she is a magic creature, she is capable of natural flight, and with her wand, she can make inanimate objects come to life.
Skel: Her magic lets her move things around too, basically telekinesis, but magical.
Skunk: If she doesn't feel like flying, she can always teleport too, well, always, so long as she has her wand.
Fairy Godmother's Feats[]
- Almost got Fiona to fall in love with Prince Charming
- Can fight against Shrek and his friends
- Shrek can scare whole armies away with his presence
- Made a love potion
- Tricked Shrek into thinking Fiona loved Charming
Skel: Something just as powerful as her magic is her mind, she was able to devise multiple plans to get Fiona to marry Prince Charming instead of Shrek.
Skunk: These plans ranged from making a love potion, to making Shrek think Fiona has already fallen for Charming.
Skel: While these plans did work, she still uses her magic, able to fend for herself, even fairing a good while against Shrek.
Skunk: But, ultimately, being the main villain of the story, she doesn't get a happy ending.
Fairy Godmother's Flaws[]
- Her magic can be reflected back at her
- This ultimately resulted in her defeat
- She is almost powerless without her wand
- Lacks true combat experience, opting for her magic over physical confrontation
Skel: Well, getting defeated by your own attack is pretty pathetic to be honest, she literally turned into bubbles when she hit herself with her magic.
Skunk: And to add more, her wand is the main thing she uses to cast spells, so without it, she can only fly around.
Skel: And that ain't good when the single thing you rely on is taken from you.
Skunk: But with her wand, she should be feared, because this fairy isn't going to grant you a happy ending.
Fairy Godmother: I told you, ogres DON'T live happily ever AFTER!
Tai Lung Karate Chops Into Death Battle![]
Skunk: Kung Fu is a very special kind of fighting, it isn't just waving your arms about wildly, it-
Skel: It's about waving your arms and legs about in a very specific way!
Skunk: I... guess you can say that, in a sort of way. But it takes many years to master, you must train, and train, and-
Skel: Yeah, we get it, punch and kick hard to do well, must do it over and over to get better, blah blah blah.
Skunk: Right... Tai Lung was a ambitious student of Master Shifu, Shifu believed he was to be the chosen one, the Dragon Warrior.
Skel: But a shock to literally nobody, he wasn't, well, a shock to nobody but Shifu, but he didn't argue with Oogway, who could argue with that guy?
Skunk: Devastated, Tai Lung grew enraged, if he wasn't going to be given the title of Dragon Warrior and access to the Dragon Scroll, he'd take it.
Skel: He tried, but Oogway was too quick and precise, knocking him out with pressure points and locking him away in prison forever.
Skunk: But, you all know where THIS is going, Tai Lung escaped. When the word got out, our true Dragon Warrior didn't want anything to do with it.
Skel: Soon enough, Tai Lung arrived, and Po had to do his very best to protect the Dragon Scroll.
Tai Lung's Powers & Skills[]
- Martial Arts Mastery
- Uses his strength more than his agility
- Goes all out
- Shows literally no mercy
- Extreme Physic
- Physically stronger than all the Furious Five, as well as Po and Shifu
- Able to keep up with and out-pace Po
- Really tough
Skunk: His biggest, and really only skill, is his martial arts skills, being better than the Furious Five, who all used different styles, he still outdid them all.
Skel: He isn't a slouch, he will pound you down into the dirt, and then further, his fighting style is ruthless.
Skunk: He even was able to defeat Master Shifu, possibly the most agile of all.
Skel: I mean, he has freaking fangs and claws, why doesn't he include those in his fighting style?
Skunk: Maybe he does and you never noticed?
Skel: You know how low my attention span is with boring martial arts stuff.
Skunk: Well his "boring martial arts stuff" is matched only by his power and capabilities.
Tai Lung's Feats[]
- Defeated the Furious Five without much effort
- Showed little to no sign of getting tired or hurt through out most of his fight with Po, at least until he was sent sky high and fell into the ground, though even then he still survived it, albeit barely able to fight
- Bested Po to get the Dragon Scroll
- Can leap great heights and climb up steep rocky terrain
- Escaped a prison made to specifically hold him
- Demolished a house
Skel: I mean, the dude can wreck a house, but again we mentioned him defeating the Furious Five, who ain't slouches either, Shifu even thought the tiger lady was the actual Dragon Warrior, proving how well trained she was.
Skunk: He isn't just strong and skilled, he was able to plan out an escape from a prison designed to hold him, even though he never saw beyond his "cell."
Skel: Yeah, he somehow got out of a massive hole, scaled up it, and caused all the guards to hightail it out of there.
Skunk: His toughness is admirable, taking metal pans to the face, having roof tiles pelt him, and being sent nearly 700 feet into the air and landing hard enough to make a hole in the ground, he still survived.
Skel: The dude is a beast in both literal and figurative sense, but his animalistic style is probably his worst flaw.
Tai Lung's Flaws[]
- His savage fighting style leaves him to take a constant direct approach, not really thinking much
- Was still defeated by Po in the end through exhausting himself
- Anger issues
Skunk: When you've been told you're going to achieve great things only to be suddenly slapped in the face, you'd be cranky too.
Skel: The leopard was still defeated by a big fat panda, he kept punching and punching, but nothing worked, he just ended up making himself tired, until Po had enough of him and sent him to the shadow realm.
Skunk: "Spirit Realm" actually.
Skel: Whatever, he was sent to another realm, maybe he wasn't as good as he seemed?
Skunk: All fighters are skilled in their own ways, Tai Lung's skills are making a fight as painful as possible, so do not get on his bad side.
Professor Marmalade Tricks Death Battle![]
Skunk: Animals of all sorts are often seen differently, some kind and harmless, some deadly and ferocious.
Skel: Then some are downright devious, but smart enough to conceal that kind of personality.
Skunk: Professor Marmalade was one of those, a small guinea pig who seemed harmless and sweet, helping the whole community.
Skel: But obviously, to the audience, he was the villain, just wearing a facade to hide that.
Skunk: His true motives were simple, to steal and possess all valuable things, including diamonds, gems, gold, and, well anything of value.
Skel: How did he do this? His smarts and gadgets!
Marmalade's Skills & Gadgets[]
Skills[]
- Super Intelligent
- Expert Engineer
- Amazing Planner
- Master Manipulator
Gadgets[]
- Mind Control Helmet
- Allows him to control all other guinea pigs withing a large radius
Skunk: His brilliant mind allowed him to trick the whole community into thinking he is the ideal animal, giving him awards and such.
Skel: He was a star, and when the Bad Guys almost stole his trophy, he saw the perfect opportunity to use them.
Skunk: He was able to manipulate wolf, the main leader, and converted him to a good guy, in a way, which helped him greatly, but he had another ace up his little sleeve.
Skel: A mind control helmet!
Skunk: This helmet can't control every being, but it can control other guinea pigs, which allowed him to make a whole hoard of them to invade a city and preform the biggest heist in history.
Marmalade's Feats[]
- Converted Wolf into a good guy
- Planned out, and executed the biggest heist in history
- Was able to command every guinea pig in a city
- Kept his facade up for years
Skel: His excellent planning, master manipulation skills and fantastic mind meant he almost got away with what he did.
Skunk: Yes, the heist was almost a success, key word, "almost."
Skel: Yeah, because when you think about it, having a mind control helmet is pretty dope, but it can have downsides.
Marmalade's Flaws[]
- Failed in the end
- Was tricked by Snake, and his house was blown up
- Without the helmet, he cannot command other guinea pigs
- He is small, and not shown physical feats
Skunk: His small body and reliance on his gadgets and mind means he really doesn't stand much of a chance without the helmet.
Skel: It is also likely damaging it will make it stop working, and he still probably needed time to plan out what he was doing.
Skunk: He is small and harmless alone, but with his hoard of guinea pigs, he is a threat to not be taken lightly, watch out, as if you see a wave of fur approaching, it won't end well for you.
Marmalade: There is a flower of goodness inside all of us, just waiting to blossom
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Void Castle
A huge castle is shown, floating on a cosmic rock in space, surrounded by stars and moons. Inside is then entered, revealing multiple statues of dark beings, glowing red eyes in the shadows, and black smoke from purple and red flames. 4 Portals open up, as smoke emits from them, 4 figures exit, and when it clears, it shows Death, Fairy Godmother, Marmalade, and Tai Lung.
Godmother: What is going on?
Marmalade: Yes, I do question that too, also, who are all you?
Tai Lung: One moment I'm in the spirit realm, next thing I know I'm in a dark castle with ugly statues and decorations.
Death: Worry not, for you all have been selected for a specific purpose, you're all equally worthless evil beings.
Everyone else looks to Death.
Godmother: You are?
Death: I'm Death, plain and simply, the real deal.
Tai Lung: You think you're scary? I've faced a panda that was scarier than you!
Death: You're all here to suffer for your sins, suffer for your lust for power Tai Lung, suffer for your greed Marmalade, and you suffer for your wrath Fairy.
Marmalade: Is there perhaps any way to escape this fate?
Death: Yes, you defeat me and everyone else, you're free to go, else, you'll be sent to your own personal cells forever.
Tai Lung: Ha, you all will fall to me!
Godmother: Not a chance kitty cat, I'm a magical fairy, you're nothing!
Marmalade: You know you're kinda outnumbered, right?
Tai Lung strikes a pose, ready to fight, Fairy Godmother floats up with her wand in hand, Marmalade puts his helmet on, and Death simply flashes a toothy grin.
Fight!
Godmother shoots a bolt at Marmalade, who puts his head down and makes the bolt reflect into the ceiling, causing rocks to fall down. All but Death start to move out the way of the falling rocks, while Death casually slices them before they hit him.
Tai Lung leaps at Death, who catches him by the throat, before throwing him up and catching his ankle, then slamming Tai Lung into the floor, making a dent. He then hurls Tai Lung into the wall, making statues fall, and flames spill around the castle. Tai Lung shakes his body, angrily yelling as he throws flaming rocks at Death, who catches them and crushes them all. Tai Lung puts his fist in flames, and sets it on fire. Death stands ready, but Tai Lung manages to tackle Death, and starts to savagely slam his flaming fists into Death's face.
Tai Lung: Die, die, die!
Marmalade runs from Godmother, who is constantly blasting bolts at him, before he again reflects a bolt, this time hitting a statue, which falls and knocks Godmother into a wall. Marmalade uses his helmet to call an army of guinea pigs to his aid, and they form a wave, latching around Godmother, causing her to drop her wand, which falls to the floor and shoots a bolt. The bolt ends up hitting the wall of the castle and making it explode, causing the rocks of the castle wall to crush a vast amount of the guinea pigs.
Marmalade: Oh gosh!
Tai Lung slams a stone plate on Death's head, but this only angers Death, who slices Tai Lung's face with his claws, leaving a big mark on Tai Lung's cheek. Death takes his sickles out, bearing his fangs. Tai Lung runs on all fours, but Death manages to slice his shoulder with a sickle swipe, making Tai Lung slip sideways and slide into a statue holding a plate of coins, which pour on him. Death throws his sickle into the pile of coins covering Tai Lung, and then it all sets on fire.
Death: Let flames consume you.
Godmother flies above the hoard of guinea pigs, zapping each one into a frog. Marmalade grows frustrated, and commands his guinea pig army to shake the castle, making rocks fall down, slamming onto Death's foot, making him yelp in annoyance. Godmother shoots a bolt at Death, who reflects it, hitting Godmother, and turning her into a cat.
Godmother: This feels rather familiar, wait, what are you doing?!
Suddenly, the hoard of guinea pigs surround and pile onto the Godmother turned cat, and ripping and tearing noises are heard, as her glasses are tossed away, broken.
Death stands behind Marmalade, who becomes scared. As Death lifts his sickle up, Tai Lung tackles Death. Tai Lung, now covered in burns, chokes Death. Marmalade smiles as he notices a large golden statue behind the other two. Marmalade commands the guinea pigs to topple the statue, but Tai Lung notices, then manages to catch and lift it, to the shock of Marmalade and the other guinea pigs.
Tai Lung: You little fur ball! Literally...
Tai Lung throws the statue, which crushes Marmalade, causing all the guinea pigs to run off.
Death: Just you and me...
Tai Lung turns, seeing Death holding both sickles.
Tai Lung: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Death: Incorrect, our battle will be another random pointless event in history, when you die for good, nobody will remember you, you're just pathetic.
Tai Lung, enraged by his opponent taunting him, rushes forward, but Death slams his sickles into Tai Lung's shoulders, and bites his nose. Tai Lung jabs his claws into Death's throat, causing them to back away. Tai Lung snaps his shoulder into place, grunting with frustration and rage.
Tai Lung: You can't defeat me, you're just a dumb wolf.
As Tai Lung attempts to leap forward, Death puts his sickle out, and impales Tai Lung by the gut. Death drops his hood down, and looks Tai Lung dead in the eye.
Death: You forgot what I said, didn't you? I am not a simple wolf, I am not a simple killer, I am no mere mortal.
Death brandishes his other sickle, which sets on fire.
Death: I'm your death, and you are on my doorstep...
Death cleanly decapitates Tai Lung, sending his head landing in a stone plate. Death slides Tai Lung's body off his sickle, cleaning the blood off it, and putting his hood back up.
Death: See you in the underworld...
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: And yet again, the undead score a victory!
Skunk: Indeed, while most combatants held advantages the others did not, the final verdict came down to the true predators, Death and Tai Lung.
Skel: Before we explain them, let's say the other two. The Fairy Godmother was really good with magic, she could turn people into frogs, harm Shrek and even fly, but she couldn't hold up against a overwhelming hoard of little opponents.
Skunk: Just like how she struggled against Shrek and his friends when they raided the castle, when she lost her wand she was pretty much powerless, and her magic can still be reflected by metallic and reflective surfaces, like a blade or metal helmet.
Skel: Also, we know typically a Death Battle gives no outside help, but Marmalade would literally stand zero chance without help from the guinea pigs, that'd be like pitting a rat against a boot, but a hoard of rats against a boot is way better.
Skunk: Despite that, Death and Tai Lung were more dependent on their own capabilities, not just a weapon like a wand, Death's flames could burn them all to crisps, and Tai Lung isn't stupid, he could tell the helmet Marmalade wears is the key to the guinea pig hoard.
Skel: So overall, magic and science were trumped by brains and fire, leaving it down to the wolf and the leopard.
Skunk: While Tai Lung has matched the Furious Five and Po, Death has faced Puss in Boots, and while it isn't exactly clear which is better, they are better in their own ways, but Death, being the literal entity of death, has no doubt had more experience.
Skel: Tai Lung could be physically stronger, but that doesn't really matter when your opponent can make tricky illusions to distract you, then stab you in the back. The only reason Death lost to Puss was he took so long stalking and playing with his food, and if it weren't for Death seeing Puss valued his life in the end, he'd have killed him.
Skunk: Ultimately, while Tai Lung was a furious and cunning opponent, Death's greater experience and impressive magic power let him pull the win.
Skel: Also, Tai Lung only faced a very young and untrained Po, he would be flattened by Po after the 3rd movie. This fight for sure left a burning sensation in me, fur sure it was real magical.
Skunk: The winner is Death!