pre log[]
Wiz: In the video game universe there is always the big bad f that universe they are usualy big an intimidating but sometmes there short and not so intimidating but are still the big bad of there universe for a reason.
Boomstick: Like Dr. Zomboss undead super genius and leader of the undead.
Wiz: And King Pig the lazy ruler of the pigs from angry birds.
Boomstick: Hes Wiz and im Boomstick.
Wiz: And its our job to analys there skills and abbilitys to see who would win a death battle.
Dr. Zomboss[]
Wiz: In a city called suburbia there is a place called neighborvile.
Boomstick: And one day there was a zombie out break but unlike normal zombie out breaks this one was controled.
Wiz: The zombies were leaded by a super genius known as Dr. zomboss.
Boomstick: Dr. Edgar George Zomboss would lead the zombies with a iron fist heh heh get it?
Wiz: *Sigh* so anyways zomboss has created many robots one his most iconic robots being the Zombot.
Boomstick: The Zombot is able to shoot fire and ice balls out of his mouth , stomp , send a bunch of bungee zombies at his enemys hold on a secound were the heck do the bungee zombies tie there rope when the zombot isnt around like do they tie the ropes to a cloud or something.
Wiz: You know that is actualy a good question.
Boomstick: Oh and the zombot is able to drop off zombies into the battle feild
Wiz: Zomboss has a huge variety of zombies and it woud take a ver long time to explain all of them so we will ention the zombies he actualy uses in the boss stage and add one more
Boomstick: There is the normal zombie the most comon type of zombie and the weakest type of zombie with the ecception of the imp , there is the cone head zombie wich is slightly more durrable then the normal zombie,there is the pole voulter who jumps over enemys but can only do it once, there is the bucket head who is way more durrable then both cone head and zombie, there is the news paper zombie who reads a news paper until you brek it then he gets ticked of and will dash at his enemy,there is the foot ball zombe who is very durrable and very fast,there is the screen door zombie who uses a screen door as a sheild and its pretty durrable but sertain things can go through the screen door,he has the zomboni wich drives and leaves behind a ice trail and crushes anything he runs into, there is the jack in the box zombie wich basicly walks up to a plant and suicide bombs himself,there is pogo zombis wich jumps over enemys,there are bungee zombies wich drop down with the bungee rope that is teid to nothing and steal a enemy or drop down more zombies,there is the catapult zombie wich lobs basket balls at there enemys, and the biggest and most feared other then zomboss the gargantuar which is able to crush his enemys with whaever he is holding a telephone pole,a duck walk sighn, another freaking zombie,and the gargantuar is able to survived a explosion and in the comics some gargantuars survived a explosioned that spanned over a entire town, and the one zombie we are adding the ballon zombie is able to fly over opponents but the baloon can be popped and he can be stopped by things like tall nuts
Wiz: And thats only zombies from the first game
Boomstick: And now back to Dr. Zomboss
Wiz: Dr. Zomboss has alot of equipment like a imp powered heat ray powerful enough to burn down a whole ware house, wrenches to throw at enemys,homing wrenches that home in on there enemys
Boomstick: Dr. Zomboss has also proven to be suprisingly agile being able to platform off of oher zombe heads
Wiz:and Dr. Zomboss in strong enough to back hand a dear into the sky and has pushed around zombies his size
Boomstick: and Dr. Zomboss is very durrable like most evil scientist
Wiz: Dr. Zomboss has survived many explosions such as the fist zombot explosions and has survived 16 explosions in pvz2 that killed every zombie around him, he has survived getting punched in the stomach by someone who is able to smash pavement,he has survived falling out of a window, he has survived being blown up by a bunch of doom shrooms, he has survived getting rapidly shot by peashooters who are well cabable of killing zombies
Boomstick:Oh hey remember that Zombot yea he has a flight mode that has another set of abbilitys
Wiz: while the Zombot is flying it can shoot giant lasers out of its mouth,shoot circles of electricity,and shoot out a ball of dead zombies that will turn into a scatter blast
Boomstick:But Zomboss does have weaknesses
Wiz: like he usualy prefers to fight in a giant robot then up close and pysical
Boomstick: and Zomboss is usualy defeated by under handed and clever tricks by the plants
Wiz: But Dr. zomboss is still a powerful master mind
King Pig[]
Wiz: There was once a peacful island called Bird Island wich was inhabited by birds until one day some pigs came over tricked them and stole there eggs and they have been at odds ever since.
Boomstick: And the leader of these pigs were none other then king pig.
Wiz: Ok now before we get into this i know King Pig has starred in many games but we will be excluding his angry birds Star Wars and Transformers feats and abbilitys because they draw from other sources.
Boomstick: Ok continuing on lets discuss king pigs weaponary.
Wiz: King pig has,tnt rocket launchers,soda bottles,and his minions.
Boomstick: He has many pigs he has basic pigs wich use things like sticks, he has Brutes which are much more durrable and do way more damage,there is knight pig who can make all surrounding pigs take less damage,there is forman pig that will usualy tell all of the surround pigs to charge and attack random targets,pirat pigs that can poison there enemys,there is shaman pig who can heal his team mates, there are pigimies a small group of pigs who will usualy deal 3 damage on there enemys, and ninja pigs who are able to dodge attacks, there is zombie pig who can come back to life and king pig can fight to he can burp dealing a small amount of damage and be annoying increasing damage for his enemys, he also has the piggie air force a squadren of piggies in planes that can drop sticks of dynomite.
Wiz: King Pig also got a staff from the movies wich he can whack enemys with.
Boomstick: And in the movies king pig has survived a explosion the blew up a entire town.
Wiz: He has survived continues beatings from the angry birds who can destroy buildings.
Boomstick: He has survived falling from his castle and survived being incased in ice.
Wiz: He has continueously out smarted the birds and tricked them so he can steal there eggs.
Boomstick: And King Pig has built veichles in a minute.
Wiz: And he can survive huge falls and imerge with injuries or just cry it off falls that can infact end any normal humans life.
Boomstick: But King Pig does have weakneses.
Wiz: Like King Pig manly relies on his allies to execute his plants.
Boomstick: And King Pig is very lazy and is infact one of the least mobile Pigs around.
Wiz: And though King Pig hasnt realy been shown to be dumb he isnt realy that smart.
Boomstick: And king pig not not cabable in hand to hand combat.
Wiz: But king pig is still a powerful ruler who will stop at nothing to do what he whants.
Pro log[]
Wiz: Well the combatants are set lets settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick; Its time for a deeeaaaatthhhhh baaatttllllleeee!!!!!!!.
Pre fight[]
It was a normal day in piggie island.
And king pig could be seen eating in his castle.
King Pig: Hey pass me the salt the pepper and the cheese please.
Pig: Sir yes sir.
King Pig then spots a giant robotic figure outside.
King Pig: Hold on a moument.
King Pig then goes outside to confront the giant robot.
King Pig: HEY WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
The giant robot then kneels to reveal zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Greetings i am Dr. Zomboss ruler of the zombie and i will take over this island and turn it into a means of z tech indiustries.
King Pig: Well i own this place so you can screw off!!!
Dr Zomboss: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ZOMBOSS LIKE THAT!!! , ZOMBIES ATTAAACK!!!!!!!
Then a army of zombies walk out into view.
King Pig: well two can play it that way, PIGS ATTTAAAAACK!!!!!
Then a army of pigs walk into view.
King Pig then pulls out his staff and points it at Zomboss.
Zomboss then points at King Pig.
Then both armies proceed to dash at each other.
Fight[]
King Pig then runs away.
King Pig then comes back in a ufo with robotic arms.
The Zombot then goes into flying mode and flyes towards King Pig.
Zomboss then starts to throw wrenches at King Pigs ufo.
The wrenches slightly crack the ufo,s glass.
King Pig then proceeds to whack the Zombot.
Mean wile zombies and pigs are chaoticly battleing.
A baic zombie dashes towards a basic pig.
The basic pig then whacks the basic zombie with a stick.
the stick shatters on impact.
The zombie then proceeds to brutaly attack the pig.
The zombie then grabs the pig and brutaly tears him half.
The zombie then proceeds to eat the pigs guts.
Then suddenlly a brute pig shows up behind the zombie.
The zombie then looks behind him and rapidly scratches the brute.
the brute raises his weapon and brutaly smashes the zombie.
But after the zombie was killed a gargantuar appeared behind the brute.
Meanwile Dr. Zomboss shoots some lightning circles at king pig.
King Pig attempts to avoid the attack but fals and takes some serious damage.
Dr. Zomboss then shoots a giant laser at king pig.
King Pig barley dodges the attack but he loses a entire arm.
King Pig then grabs a micro phone from inside the ufo .
King Pig : call in the piggie air force!!!!!
Then a bunch of airplanes show up and start dropping dynamite on the Zombot dealing some damage to the Zombot
But then zombies tied to bungees start tearing the pigs out of the air planes.
and ballon zombies flew towards the air planes and tore then appart.
The Zombot then fires a giant laser killing the entire piggie air force.
The Zombot then fire another laser at king pig destroying the ufo's other arm.
Meanwile a gargantuar and brute are clasheing.
the gargantuar whacks the brute pig several times.
then the brute pig whacks the gargantaur several times.
They then both clash weapons and attempt to break the others weapon.
The gargantuar then snaps the brute pigs weapon in half and brutaly smashes him.
And elsware on the battle feild a knight pig is fighting a all star.
The knight pig is stabbing at the all star.
The all stars armor takes most of the damage and shoulder tackles him.
The knight pig is sent flying and lands in some random spot.
The knight pig then gets randomly rammed by a zomboni.
The knight pig the pops the zombonies tires.
Knight pig: AHA!!!
The zombonie then fall forwards crushing the knight pig.
Meanwile Kiing Pig is dodging a bunch of wrenches in his ufo.
King Pig then gets out of zombosses sight.
Zomboss: Were did that coaward go.
King Pig then shows up in a small rolling machine.
The Zombot then goes into ground mode and marches towards king pigs machine.
Zomboss: there is no way you can hurt me in that thing.
The machine King Pig is in then starts shooting bubbles out from the top.
Zomboss: HAHAHA!!!, what will bubbles do to me.
One of the bubbles pops in Zombosses eye.
Zomboss: OW MY EYES!!!!!!!
Zomboss then blindly pulls levers on the mech.
The Zombot then starts stomping and shooting ice and fire balls.
The Zombot then throws a r.v destroying king pigs mech.
King pig then jumps out of the mech.
Zomboss snickers and looks down.
The Zombot raises its foot over King Pig.
But then a piggie air plane rams Zomboss causing him to fall out of the mech.
Zomboss then ends up face to face with King Pig.
King Pig then pulls out his staff and whacks Zomboss across the face.
Zomboss yells in pain and punches King Pig sending him flying.
Zomboss then throws a bunch of wrenches at king pig.
Zomboss then shoots king pig with the imp powered heat ray.
The laser shoots a whole through King Pig but the laser didnt hit anything important so he was just majorly injored.
King Pig: PIGS HELP ME!!!.
King Pig looks around to see all of his pigs dead.
King Pig then looks up to see Zomboss got in his Zombot.
The Zombot then shoots a ice ball at King Pig .
King Pig tries to run away but is frozen by the ice ball.
The Zombot then raises its foot and smashes the frozen pig.
A very loud shattering noise could be heard and blood started to spread underneath the Zombots foot.
Zomboss: YES I AM SUPERIOR MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ko[]
- Zomboss is relaxed in his new lair which was formerly King Pigs castle.
- Nothing remains of King Pig but a very big blood stain and a few ice shards.
Analysis[]
Boomstick: WOW!!!
Wiz: Now lets not beat around the bush Zomboss just has King Pig outclassed in nearly every way.
Boomstick: Sure things like tnt could help the pig but wouldent realy be enough.
Wiz: Now lets split this into two seperate catagories Zomboss vs King Pig and the pigs vs the zombies.
Boomstick: Starting with Zomboss vs King Pig it was actualy fairly one sided.
Wiz: For starters Zomboss was easily the more versitile of the two or atleast had more of a arsenol that could prove useful.
Boomstick: And Zomboss is stronger I mean King Pig doesnt do anything while Zomboss has back handed dear into mid air there is no contest.
Wiz: And Zomboss is easily smarter because he has built plenty of robots and has proven to inarguably the smartest zombie while King Pig may be smarter then a normal pig hasnt even proven to be the smartest.
Boomstick: And Zomboss was clearly more agile then King Pig Because one of King Pigs main weaknesses is his lack of aggility and sure Zomboss isnt known for being agile he has platformed off of zombies heads.
Wiz: And Zombosses robot the Zombot was easily stronger then King Pigs ufo robots because it is far more versitile and is cabable with dealing with more things then the angry birds.
Boomstick: one of King Pigs debatable advantage is possibly durrablility and sure King Pig has survived a bigger explosion havng King Pig survive a explosion that destroyed a city while Zomboss survived a explosion that assumably was slightly bigger then a lawn Zomboss survived so much more then King Pig but it is stille very debatable for either of them and is the most interesting part of this argument.
Wiz: Even if we gave durrability to King Pig his is stille majorly outclassed by Dr Zomboss in every other way.
Boomstick: Now with that part out of the way lets discuss the armies.
Wiz: Now sure things like tnt and lancescould defidently hurt and kill the zombie but likley wouldent be enough to kill them i mean zombies are able to beat the plants and take over neighborvile and the plants are bio weapons specificaly desighned to kill things like zombies and likley humans.
Boomstick: And the zombies had better weaponary and could actualy beat the pigs with there hands.
Wiz: And the zombies are smarter then the pigs being able to build cars and learn how to use guns.
Boomstick: And the zombies are far more experienced because sure there were caveman pigs but no proof of prehistoric birds but there has been proof of prehistoric plants and zombies.
Wiz: In the end zombosses superior versitility strength aggility robots and superior army gave him the victory.
Boomstick: Looks like Zomboss hogged out on the victory.
Wiz: The winner is Dr. Zomboss.
Next time on death battle[]
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