Dr. Zomboss Vs Shao Kahn is a What-If? Death Battle between Zomboss from Plants Vs Zombies and Shao Kahn from The Mortal Kombat Series.
Description[]
Dr. Zomboss Vs Shao Kahn is a battle between two final bosses with massive egos and plans to rule the worlds, but who is better, the Zombie Genius, or Supreme Konquerer?
Battle Specifications[]
1) Zomboss only gets his robots, no zombies assisting him. This means Shao doesn't get any of his army either.
2) No time travel.
Intro[]
Skel: I love video games, they are so relaxing, but do you know what pisses me off? When the final boss is super cheap and mocks you all the time!
Skunk: Need a safe space?
Skel: No I'm just mad about stupid video game bosses, like Dr. Zomboss, Zombie Overlord from Plants Vs Zombies.
Skunk: And Shao Kahn, True Ruler of Outworld.
Skel: He's Skunk and I'm Skel!
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Dr. Zomboss Invades In Death Battle![]
Skunk: When you think of a ruler over zombies, what comes to mind? A mad scientist, a robot with a brain?
Skel: Or perhaps a zombie with a massive brain who makes time machines to get your brains before you even existed.
Skunk: That is crazy, but true. Introducing the Zombie leader, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. The big brain of his ultimate zombie army.
Skel: He is a ruthless zombie, with his own mountain with his face, because nothing screams "I'm evil" more than having your face carved onto a mountain.
Skunk: Which makes him that much easier to find and attack... The rest of the world is gone, and only two people are left to defend themselves.
Skel: A crazy man with a pot on his head, and some random human.
Skunk: That is rather odd... who the heck wears a pot on their head?
Skel: A mad genius, that is who, and that man with a pot on his head, Crazy Dave, built a time machine because he wanted to eat a taco again so badly, he was willing to go back in time for it.
Skunk: That is dedication right there...
Skel: Never get between a man and food Skunk, never, do it...
Skunk: Right... anyways, despite this, Zomboss was still determined to get Dave's brain so badly he went back in time himself and used his massive army again, but they failed, so he made new zombots, each as unique as the other.
Skel: He went all the way from the stone age to the 80s, which I can respect a lot.
Skunk: Despite his best efforts, Zomboss still failed at every turn, but he was able to stop Dave from messing up time by offering a taco with a waffle in it, which he gladly accepted.
Skel: But that isn't all, because Zomboss still had mad ideas, like building an elite team of zombies to fight plants. It was kinda a successes, whatever way you look at it...
Skunk: Yeah, but we aren't using the army, so we don't need to talk about them.
Skel: Does that mean we are moving on to the weapons, armor and skills?
Skunk: Yes, starting with his arsenal.
Zomboss's Arsenal[]
- Various Zombots
- Heat Ray
- Can melt a steel cage
- Powered by an Imp
- Homing Wrenches
- Zombie Heads
- Act as boomerangs
Skel: He has a pretty neat heat ray, able to melt steel, and is powered by an Imp!
Skunk: He uses a homing wrench, which hurts a lot more than a normal one, somehow, I guess it is made of harder material?
Skel: Any how, Zomboss also is a jerk to his minions, throwing their heads at people like basketballs of death.
Skunk: He also has a wide array of things he calls "Zombots"
Zombots (Notable Ones)[]
- Zombot Dark Dragon
- Can spit fire balls to create dragon imps
- Can breath fire
- Able to fly
- Is massive
- Zombot Sphinx-inator
- Can shoot rockets
- These make tombstones
- Can rush forward to destroy any plants in the way
- Can shoot rockets
- Zombot Dinotronic Mechasaur
- Can shoot lasers out of it's eye
- Can shoot two missiles out the mouth
Skel: He got a massive dragon that can obviously fly, breath fire and shoot dragon imps... ok, maybe not the last thing I said is obvious it could do...
Skunk: His Dinotronic Mechasaur can blast hot lasers that can instantly kill most things, and can shoot twin missiles from the mouth.
Skel: He got plenty of Zombots, like Sharks, Mammoths, Stages, and it goes on.
Skunk: But his best Zombot is the original.
Original Zombot[]
- Is several stories tall
- Can shake the earth by walking
- Can breath ice and fire balls from the mouth
- Has Bungee Zombies sometimes on the fingers
- Can blasts lasers out the mouth
- The laser likely moves at Mach 1.5 speeds
- Needs to be charged
- Can fly
- Randomly throws Crazy Dave's RV, crushing various plants
Skel: Yeah, this thing is massive, towering way over regular houses, and likely two regular houses combined. But somehow it can stand perfectly fine on a roof without collapsing the whole house itself.
Skunk: Call it lazy logic if you want, but still, it can cause the earth to shake, is able to fly, and can breath fire and ice balls out, crushing whatever it rolls over.
Skel: I love the massive thing, it just screams badass!
Skunk: Enough of the Zombot, onto the Zomboss.
Zomboss's Feats[]
- Smart enough to have been able to time travel
- Likely would have beaten the plants if not for the plot requiring him to lose to such foes
- Smartest Zombie ever
- Can shoved away zombies bigger than himself
- Surprisingly fast for a zombie
- Survived his Zombots blowing up with him still inside
Skel: He is a super smart dude, being able to make multiple time travel machines, and of course, the Zombots, who can spawn zombies from portals.
Skunk: He is surprisingly strong and fast, despite his size and the fact he is a zombie, but more impressive is how he survives his Zombots exploding with him inside.
Skel: Yeah, but he really may be a smart zombie, but still hasn't won all the time.
Zomboss's Flaws[]
- Despite his massive Zombots, he still loses to plants
- Lets his zombies do the fighting for him most of the time
- Highly dislikes a lot of his zombies
- Lets you know exactly what he is going to do, giving away his plans
- This is a clear case of overconfidence
- Most Zombots have limitations, leaving a window of time that they are stunned
Skunk: While he has huge power, he still has been beaten, and normally wants his zombies, which he actually hates, to do the work for him, only going in when he sees that he must.
Skel: But whenever his big ego hits, he still won't be giving up on getting your brains, even if he has to wait millions of years to get them.
Zomboss is shown being defeated in the first Plants Vs Zombies
Shao Kahn Konquers In Death Battle![]
Skel: You know, I can appreciate when people wear skeleton cosmetics, and I sure love when it is used for intimidation.
Skunk: Ok... Outworld is a place full of savage and horrible monsters, those of which are willing to kill to get what they want.
Skel: One of those guys is an evil ruler called "Shao Kahn" and he is super badass!
Shao Kahn: You Suck!
Skel: His voice is great.
Skunk: He became a "great" ruler, as he got his greatest warriors to win the Mortal Kombat tournament, and allow him to merge the realms.
Skel: Yeah, he was looking forward to ruling all the realms and merging them to one, but he was stopped by the no good, goodie two shoes monk Liu Kang, who punched a hole in his chest.
Skunk: Surprisingly, he survived, with a little help of Quan Chi's magic.
Skel: Yeah, that was impressive how he survived that, but anyways, as we go on in the story, he had enough and planned to invade the realms instead.
Skunk: It was a good idea, until he himself actually tried it, thus he broke the rules, and was destroyed.
Skel: He didn't think about that I guess, huh?
Skunk: Nope, then we got MK11, which is a whole other story that we really aren't gonna go over, since it is kinda a mess.
Skel: So we are gonna go straight to his arsenal.
Shao Kahn's Arsenal & Moves[]
- War Hammer
- Unblockable
- Can be teleported to his hands
- Can be thrown in various directions
- Spears
- Can be made from thin air
- Should Charge
- Is pretty annoying
- Ground Smash
- Humiliate & Ridicule
- De-buffs opponents
- Dark Priest
- Increases damage of War Hammer
- Hammer Lunge
- Slams down War Hammer with incredible force
Skunk: He got his massive War Hammer that he can throw at you, which is unblock-able just so you know.
Skel: He can smash the ground hard enough to shake it, increase his Hammer's damage, shoulder charge into you, and much more.
Skunk: Yeah, he is kinda super duper strong.
Skel: You really are saying that when we haven't gone over stuff like the feats?
Shao Kahn's Feats[]
- Can destroy a person's entire body with one hit
- Can hit your head so hard it goes out your back
- Survived getting punched in the heart
- He did get help for recovery
- Can shake the earth to it's core
- Would have been the winner of Armageddon if not for Raiden
- Wasn't phased by Raiden in full power shooting lightning at him
- Comparing to Kabal means he can match Mach 3 speeds
- Has beaten Blaze and Onaga, two of the only other powerful bosses in Mortal Kombat
- Has easily overpowered nearly everyone he has faced
- If Raiden wasn't powered by the Elder Gods, Kahn would have almost defiantly won and achieved his goal
- Ruled Outworld for thousands, if not millions of years
- His voice is enough to weaken foes
Skunk: He can shake the earth down to the core, destroy a person's body with a single down hammer swing, or their entire torso with his fist, can overpower just about every single person in the Mortal Kombat Series and his own voice can weaken you.
Skel: That is awesome, and if we compare him to Kabal, which we see as very much fair given his power, he should go at Mach 3 speeds, and he likely would have won, if not for Raiden basically turning back time.
Skunk: Yeah, even I feel that was cheap, since Kahn won fair and square.
Skel: But hey, that is the thing, Kahn still lost in the end.
Shao Kahn's Flaws[]
- Still lost to Liu Kang & Kitana
- Lost to a full powered Raiden
- This is still impressive how he was able to hold his own
- Has a huge ego
- Attacks are mostly slow
- Lost in the end
- Although, he would have won if not for the plot requiring him to lose
Skunk: He still lost, and despite his efforts, overall lost the war, but we can't hold that against him really, can we?
Skel: Not to mention his ego leaves him open, as well as his slow attacks, but still, we are sure he should have won if it weren't for the plot needing him to lose.
Skunk: It just goes to show how lazy game makers are willing to go to let the heroes win...
Shao Kahn: You Suck!
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Kahn's Zomboss Mountain
Shao Kahn is seen walking through a portal, as he does, he looks around, seeing a large lab around him. Kahn scoffs, and the portal closes. Zomboss is seen behind it when it closes.
Zomboss: You, what are you doing in my secret lab?
Kahn turns around.
Kahn: This place will no longer be your lab, as this realm will be mine, and so will everything in it, including here.
Zomboss: You'll have to kill me first before you do that!
Kahn: Very poor choice of words.
Kahn summons his War Hammer to his hands, while Zomboss takes his heat ray out, aiming it.
Fight!
Zomboss fires, but Kahn uses his shield to reflect the blasts, deflecting them back at Zomboss. Zomboss dodges them, and runs around firing, attempting to trip Kahn and get past his shield, but Kahn keeps deflecting, until one shot hits the heat ray, melting it, making Zomboss drop it before it gets too hot.
Zomboss: You foolish human, you'll regret crossing me!
Kahn: I am no human, and I do not fear your green oversized brain.
Zomboss gets into his Tomorrow-Tron, and laughs. Kahn doesn't look impressed by it. Zomboss fires 3 missiles, but Kahn hits all 3 with his War Hammer, sending them flying back to hit the Tomorrow-Tron. Zomboss starts having an angry fit.
Zomboss: I won't lose to such a massive brainless brute!
Zomboss then makes the machine charge forward, ramming into Kahn, and crashing through multiple walls, before Kahn then puts his hands against it, slowing it to a halt.
Zomboss: That, what? How?!
Kahn: I am Shao Kahn, you will taste no victory!
Kahn lifts up the Tomorrow-Tron, and tosses it through the wall. Kahn laughs and puts his hammer down.
Kahn: Ha ha ha, you're nothing!
Zomboss then flies in on his Dragon Zombot. He laughs maniacally.
Zomboss: You dare? I will crush you!
Kahn then picks the hammer back up, ready to fight.
Round 2, Fight!
Zomboss makes his robot breath fire, but Kahn evades it and leaps up, slamming his War Hammer down onto the snout of the Dragon Zombot. It makes a loud crack, leaving a massive crack down the snout. Kahn then tosses his spears at Zomboss himself, impaling his shoulder. Zomboss then makes his Dragon Zombot breath fire again, this time Kahn doesn't manage to evade it, then screams in agony, falling to his knee.
Zomboss: You are going to die here, unless you serve me.
Kahn: I am no servant, I am Shao Kahn!
Zomboss then makes his Dragon Zombot headbutt Kahn, sending him outside. Kahn gets up, as the ground shakes. Zomboss is shown to have came out with his Original Zombot. Kahn looks angry, and grips his hammer tightly.
Final Round, Fight!
Zomboss fires a laser from the Zombot's eye, but Kahn avoids it, then slams his hammer on the robot's foot, making a dent in it. Zomboss stomps on Kahn, but Kahn pushes hard, and keeps it from crushing him. Zomboss is shocked, and before he can think to do anything, Kahn pushes and then slams the foot with his hammer, sending the Zombot tumbling down to the ground.
Kahn: You're still trying to win?
The Zombot gets up, and tosses an RV down, but Kahn avoids it, and then hits it, sending it to hit the Zombot's face, making a dent where a nose should be. Zomboss makes the Zombot breath a fire ball. Kahn stands there, and laughs. Zomboss gets a confused look, but suddenly Shao Kahn sends the fire ball flying at Zomboss, causing massive damage to the Zombot itself.
Zomboss: You, you... You will not win, you cannot defeat the great Zomboss!
Thunder strikes in the backgrounds, as Zomboss makes his Zombot swing their arms down, causing the ground to shake, and Kahn stumbles, before getting kicked hard into the distance, with an X-Ray showing his ribs cracking. Kahn gets up, coughing blood.
Kahn: I have already won!
Both of them rush forward at each other, as Kahn jumps up high to the same height as the Zombot's fist, and slams his War Hammer into it, clashing them together, causing a shock-wave which shatters the mountains surrounding them both, and then the Zombot's arm snaps off. Zomboss tries to move the Zombot, but Kahn charges onto the head, and picks up Zomboss by his lab coat.
Kahn: Weak pathetic fool...
Kahn then tosses Zomboss up into the air, and being unable to do a thing, Zomboss screams. Kahn then slams his War Hammer as hard as he can into Zomboss, destroying the whole body into no more than a pile of body parts. Kahn then jumps down from the Zombot, which falls over, and explodes. Zomboss's skull falls in front of Kahn. Kahn picks it up, looking at it.
Kahn: Disappointing...
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Brutal!
Skunk: There is a very good reason Shao Kahn is the ruler of Outworld, and likely one of the most powerful characters in Mortal Kombat.
Skel: Yeah, first thing he had over Zomboss was strength, because he could shake the earth's core when he went up against Raiden. Zomboss didn't have anything like that when not in his Zombot, and even with the Zombot, he still only caused the ground to shake, not more impressive than shaking the Earth to it's core.
Skunk: Kahn's speed was useful in avoiding whatever Zomboss could throw at him, being able to match Kabal, who goes at Mach 3 at least, so not likely Zomboss could hit Shao Kahn.
Skel: Kahn held experience totally, as he did his stuff for thousands upon thousands of years, while Zomboss is undefined, but we can't say he was back in the stone age, cos time travel doesn't mean he was actually there.
Skunk: Zomboss did have an advantage with his massive arsenal of Zombots, which certainly could cause trouble for Kahn, but it is unlikely any of them could hold up against Kahn's strength.
Skel: Zomboss was very likely much smarter, but Kahn was by no means dumb, so Zomboss likely couldn't outsmart Kahn, as he doesn't know about Kahn's powers, and has no 100% counter against whatever he uses.
Skunk: So, while it is easy to tell Zomboss had more weapons and was smarter than Kahn, he was just too weak, inexperienced and slow for Outworld's Ruler.
Skel: Seems Shao Kahn was the real Zo-BOSS of this fight.
Skunk: The winner is Shao Kahn!