Dorkly Sonic VS Sonic (Tails Get Trolled)

Note: Tails Get Trolled Is Not A Meme Series, As It Include Gore, Blood and swear words Around, As The Link It's Here To Read It: http://www.tailsgetstrolled.org/

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Dorkly Sonic VS Sonic (Tails Get Trolled) Is An What If? Death Battle Made By Flowerguy1, It Features Dorkly Sonic From Sonic For Hire Fighting Against Sonic From Tails Get Trolled.

Description

Sonic For Hire VS Tails Get Trolled! The Blue Speedster Is Pretty Popular Itself, As Such, It Got Many Peoples To Create Many Fan Made Version Of Sonic! But These Two Version Of Sonic Are Here To Dukes It Out! Who Will Win? Does Dorkly Sonic finally got some moneys for killing a other blue blur? Or Will TGT Sonic end this Battle in peace? Let's find out!

Rules

1. Dorkly Sonic will have the Chaos Emerald to turn into Super Sonic

Prelude

(Cues Wiz and Boomstick)

Boomstick: Sonic, the most famous and fastest Hedgehog ever in Video Game history! The Blue blur himself, he ran fast, eat Chili Dogs and even stop the evil genius, Eggman!

Wiz: Ofcourse, Sonic was known to be the greatest hero ever in the Sonic world... But what if his other version?

Boomstick: Unlike his other version.. These two Sonics are quite.. different from the Hedgehog himself...

Wiz: Like one of them is either a idiot and lazy hedgehog or an another one who is actually friendly and doesn't really want any fight to happened.

Boomstick: Like Dorkly Sonic, the selfish broke hedgehog from Sonic for Hire.

Wiz: And Tails Get Trolled Sonic, a friendly and A believer in peace Hedgehog from Tails Get Trolled.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle.

Dorkly Sonic is hired by DEATH BATTLE!

(Cues Unknown From M. E.)

If anyone want to uses this, go ahead.

Boomstick: So you know about Sonic the Hedgehog? You know.. The hedgehog who go fast and the blue blur... Yeah! That guy!

Wiz: Afterall, he was the popular mascot of Sega... Well.. Unlike this Sonic...

Boomstick: So... This Sonic used to be very popular back in 1991 , as he was everyone favorite gaming Hedgehog, ofcourse. Kinda like Mario, his games used to be very great and incredible!

Wiz: Until... Sonic soon decided to get an advice from Tails, which caused him to spend his stocks on the last console... Sega Dreamcast. As it soon bombed, which caused his game quality to go... down..

Boomstick: So games like Sonic 06, Sonic and the Secret Rings and Sonic Rise of the Lyrics, this caused him to be broke... Like for real... extremely broke... As he now needed as jobs before he broke as f*ck..

Wiz: For a years, Tails soon came to him to told him there are jobs where he could get moneys. As Sonic have no choice but to give in and do these jobs... Which became the series. "Sonic for Hire"

Death Battle Info

• Full Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
• Species: Artificial Hedgehog
• Weight: Maybe the same as OG Sonic
• Height: Maybe the same as OG Sonic
• Classification: Anthropomorphic Hedgehog, Mob Boss (formerly), Movie Star (formerly), Wealthy (formerly), New Creator (formerly), Unemployed (currently)
• Was broke for years
• Lazy and Selfish Hedgehog

Boomstick: As so on, Sonic is pretty much a Expert at Hand to Hand combat, and as well a superhuman.

Wiz: As Sonic is pretty fast... just like his OG self... To run as a blur! Just like his OG self... again... And even could curl up into a ball and spindas-

Boomstick: Just stop... We already know that Dorkly Sonic could do the same thing as his OG Self.. But now let's get to his real abilities! So he can breath in space without any oxygen.

Wiz: As well have Fourth Wall Awareness and Fourth Wall Breaking, as shown in the end of the episode where Mario was secretly alive. Sonic soon came out off-screen to tell the viewers about his "death" next weeks.

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Dorkly Sonic: Alright I know this episode was short, but I might DIE next week. Doesn't that mean anything to you guys?! JERK!

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Boomstick: Anyway Sonic can likely go into the 3D world or maybe even the Real Life! And just goes back to the 2D world. As shown as he was walking with Link, Tails, Eggman and Earthworm Jim!

Wiz: With weapons such as again a pistol, a shotgun from Duck Hunt and a Super Star to have Invulnerability, and also we giving Sonic the Chaos Emerald.

Powers/Arsenal

• Superhuman Physical Characteristics
• Superspeed:
  • Can curl up into a ball
  • Could spindash at high speed
• Can breath in space without any oxygen
• Fourth Wall Awareness/Breaking
• Can Travel to the 3D World and Real Life
• Pistol
• Shotgun
• Super Star
• Chaos Emerald

Boomstick: By touching the Chaos Emerald, he can turn into Super Sonic! As he have flight to fly around at FTL speed, pretty much invulnerable in this form.. kinda like his fricking OG self... Unless a stronger being or a being could match him.

Wiz: But unlike OG Super Sonic, Dorkly Super Sonic form could bring peoples back to life as stated by Tails, even could easily destroy four large polices spaceship and can likely fly from outer-space to Earth and also increases his own flight speed.

Forms

• Super Sonic:
  • Increases his flight speed
  • Flight
  • Invulnerability
  • Resurrection
  • Could easily destroy four large police spaceships
  • Can fly from outer space to Earth
  • Can access it by touching the Chaos Emerald

Boomstick: But onto Sonic feats, he once tank being punched by Mike Tyson, who could likely rammed through a wall and can likely uppercut small opponents into the sky!

Wiz: As well destroy 90s Eggman Giant Mech by spindashing into it as well with the help of 90s Knuckles... Just like his OG Sel-

Boomstick: SHUT UP WITH THE OG STUFF!! Geez... Alright... That was back in his 80s... So anyway, Sonic have killed Pac-Man, Bob the killer goldfish, Candy Kong, Falco, Mega Man, Crash Bandicoot and others.

Wiz: But with the strength, he is able to throw 90s Knuckles dead body hard enough to make 90s Eggman Giant Mech explode with enough force!

Boomstick: As well could survived a theater explosion which was actually caused by him by trying to get Tails... which caused everyone got killed.. Maybe everyone..

Wiz: As Sonic have fought against the likes of Mario, Eggman in his 90s, Tails, Mike Tyson and Fox McCloud, but pretty much. He only fought Fox only for few seconds before stopping.

Boomstick: But don't forget, Mario can rammed through a wall! Along with Bowser, Dr. Wily, Mike Tyson, Blanka, Mecha-Hitler, Egg Plant Pit, Dracula and taped together Dig Dug!

Wiz: But there also one time where he killed himself to became a ghost of Pac-Man.. but managed to came back.. For unknown reason...

Boomstick: And so on Sonic could likely scales to both Eggman and Earthworm Jim, who survived a van explosion and being on fire and came out fine!

Feats

• Tank being punched by Mike Tyson.
• Destroy Eggman Death Egg (Or whatever that robot called) back in the 80s.
• Have killed many peoples before.
• Have survived a theater explosion caused by him.
• Fought against Mario, Eggman (In his 90s), Tails, Mike Tyson and Fox McCloud.
  • Have also killed Mario, who rammed through a wall along with Dr. Wily, Bowser, Mike Tyson and etc.
• Likely scales to Eggman/Earthworm Jim, who survived a van explosion and as well being on fire.

Wiz: But despite Sonic surviving a theater explosion... He have killed by Mario which a shotted to the head... by a single bullet...

Boomstick: And Sonic can be pretty much lazy and self-obsessed... which is just it... But Sonic have also gotten his a$$ handled by the dog from Duck Hunt before! Even suffer from seizures before...

Weaknesses

• Got killed by Mario in a single shot in the head
• Laziness and Self-Obsessed
• Got his a$$ handled by Duck Hunt Dog
• Suffer from Seizures

Wiz: But overall, despite Sonic pretty much a lazy jerk to Tails, he still got a good heart.

Boomstick: And blah blah blah Sonic is a hedgehog who will do anything for money... That it...

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Cool! So what do we got? New Sonic game? Sonic cartoon? Sonic Death Metal album? I don't give a sh*t. I'll do whatever.

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TGT Sonic

(Cues Friday Night Funkin' Tails Gets Trolled - Talentless Fox (Instrumental))

Song Track

The Song would be called: "No Jobs"

This reference how in the "No Villains" FNF OST which is how Sonic doesn't really fight any villains/enemies and just defeat them through peace (Which later fail in his series and decided to kill the Trolls), as the "No Jobs" reference how Dorkly Sonic got no jobs.

Trivia

• The Connection:
  • Both Are Version Of The Fastest Blue Speedster With The Opposite Things They Do (Dorkly Sonic Being A D*ck To Anyone And Wanted To Get Some Money While TGT Sonic Being Nice To Everyone And Don't Wanted A Fight) As They Stopped A Big Baddie Before Failing (Eggette And Troll King) With Even One Form That Are Really Powerful (Berserk Sonic And Dark TGT Sonic), As In The End, They Have To Go Through With Violent (Despite TGT Sonic Don't Really Wanted To Do Violent, He's Have To Saved His Friend), As They Got A Friends Such As Tails Who Are D*ck (Dorkly Tails And Alternate Reality TGT Tails), As The Names Of The Series Started With Three Words, Plus They Got Banger FNF Song, So There That