Intro[]
Ezra Bridger: Ah yes, technology, one of the best things that has happened to us. But the same can be said to magic.
Carter Locke: I'm pretty sure YOUR the only one saying that, Ezra.
Ezra: (Sigh) One of the best (and most famous magic users) is Darth Vader, Lord of the sith.
Carter: And one of the most famous technology users is Doomslayer, The man that made hell his own personal playground!
Ezra: He's Carter Locke and i'm Ezra bridger!
Carter: And it's our job to analyse their weapons armour and skill to find out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Slayer[]
Ezra: ah yes, Hell. The place where evil Fucks go to rot when they are done doing evil shit. But this Guy was like "HELL NAH, I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU GUYS DOOM ME TO HELL!" And set about killing Everyone in hell.
Carter: But your probably wondering, Why is this guy doing this? Simple! before he was doom guy, he was... Actually, were not sure who he was before he was Doomguy. What we do know was that he was a space marine, until he discovered a portal to HELL.
Ezra: After that, He survived 17 years in hell! that place is no joke, they even enhanced his already ridiculous strength to A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL!
Carter: One of the main reasons, however, why he is doing this, is because Some demons killed his pet rabbit, Daisy. So cause of this, he ended up conquering hell... AGAIN!
Ezra: Yeah, and their is good reason he managed to do this, Another 4 times! This means he conquered hell 5 GODDAMN TIME IN A ROW!!!!
Carter: He has a Inter dimensional pocket that allows him to have SO MANY GUNS!
Ezra: He has 10 guns, and 3 grenades.
Carter: he has his super shot gun, rocket launcher, plasma gun, his chain gun. And for melee, his fists, a chainsaw and The DOOM BLADE! (this is basically a dagger on the side of his hand)
Ezra: Doomguy has a lot of weapons, but 2 of his favourites are the super shotgun and the BFG9000.
Carter: The BFG Stands for big freaking gun. Which makes sense cause that's where this gun came from. A BIG FREAKING GUN.
Ezra: This bad boy obliterates ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Another one of his favourite weapons is the super shotgun, Which is basically a sawed off shotgun, but is very damaging.
Carter: Doomguy is no joke to, cause he:
Managed to survived getting shot from a cannon that shot him onto a building a couple good miles or yards away.
Has fought through hell multiple times, and conquered it 5 times in a row.
Somehow, knows how to operate every weapon he gets his hands on.
Has managed to stop hell invading earth 6 TIMES.
Ultimately defeated the titan, who was called the greatest demon that ever existed. "Mightier than all who have come before"
Ezra: Damn! That is impressive! he also has his legendary BERSERKER MODE!!!!
Carter: this mode while only temporarily, Makes him go completely ape-shit and tear apart everyone in his sights!
Ezra: This includes Demons, Demons and more demons!
Carter: But he does have his disadvantages:
While his armour does have shields, they don't regenerate. Doomguy has to find armour, or perform "Glory kills" which gives him back health and armour. But not a lot.
Cam be hit by the BFG blast radius.
Surprisingly is not unstoppable, since he was once captured by demons.
Berserker mode makes him so mad, that he can't operate any kind of technology or any of his guns. Even some of the more simple ones, like his pistol.
AND HIS BIGGEST ONE... All of his guns require ammo. Yes, even the BFG and Unmaker. (Actually, these share a ammo pool!)
Ezra: But despite these disadvantages, Doomslayer is a dangerous foe, and if your a demon planning on taking over Earth, don't try it, or you just might meet Doomslayer.
Vader[]
Ezra: A long time ago, in a certain galaxy far, far away, Their was peace in said galaxy, but dark forces were brewing, and one of the darkest was sheev palpatine or as he was to be later called, emperor Palpatine. But he didn't arise to power like (Snaps fingers) that. He did an incredibly evil thing, got an apprentice after the old one dies.
Carter: But this was no normal apprentice. This was Anakin Skywalker, The chosen one. This basically means Palpatine Turned the man that was meant to kill him and the rest of the sith, INTO a sith.
Ezra: But luckily, Anakin's master obi-wan Kenobi managed to defeat him, unfortunately, didn't kill him. But BADLY hurt him. Unfortunately AGAIN, Palpatine arrived and saved him, by putting him in a suit, which allowed him to survived, but tortured him for life.
Ezra: In this suit, Vader is very durable since he can easily shrug off lightsaber blows and blaster fire... IF it can actually reach him. He's very skilled with his signature weapon. THE LIGHTSABER! (Ignites his and swings it around a bit)
Carter: Wow, can you teach me how to use one?
Ezra: Sure! After the fight, I'll teach you and Leila how to be a Jedi! That is, as long as you don't go rouge and Join the dark side.
Carter: OF COURSE I WON'T! What kind of pupil do you think i would be?
Ezra: An irresponsible one. Any way, (C: Hey!) Vader has done some pretty badass things:
Took on 5 Jedi masters, 2 Jedi knights and a Padawan with only having help from a Squad of stormtroopers... Yeah, Vader basically soloed the entire thing Team, he also had his hand chopped off, and by using the force, threw the hand with the lightsaber at one of them, killing that guy (Or girl).
Crushed a AT-AT with the force.
Defeated his former apprentice, Ashoka tano, His son, Luke Skywalker, his old master obi-wan Kenobi and his new Master, Darth Sidious who probably was the most powerful sith of all time. (Wait... If Vader defeated Sidious, then that means Vader is the most powerful sith ever!!!!!)
Killed a cybernetically advanced Rancor. If anybody doesn't know, these guys maybe the greatest predator in all of star wars!
Can move so fast, that he appears to teleport then actually move. Kind of like Jason Voorhees, who can do a similar feat like this.
Carter: Damn, no wonder Vader has a good chance at being the Lord of the sith.
Ezra: But he does have his disadvantages:
His armour was specifically made to be weak against lightning. The reason behind this, is that Palpatine made it like this so Vader would "get owned" by him if he tried anything crazy.
Tends to underestimate his opponents.
Is in constant pain of his suit. Although this does help him connect with the Dark side, since pain is a handy thing in the dark side.
Lightsabers can't cut through everything, and even then, sometimes it takes some time to do so.
AND HIS BIGGEST: he is a SLOW MOTHER FUCKER!! Plus he is VERY HEAVY! Weight: 136kg!
Carter: But minus these disadvantages, Vader is a very dangerous foe, and not one you want to meet on a bad day. (Which now that i think about it, is impossible, since everyday for Vader is a bad day!)
"You underestimate the power of the dark side!"
Pre-fight[]
Ezra: All right the combatants are set, so lets end this debate once and for all!
Carter: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight![]
Doomguy was exhausted. He had just fought through hordes of new kind of demons. These demons were of no kind he had seen before, which is weird cause he had fought and conquered hell 5 times so he pretty much new every kind of demon in hell. But these guys were no kind of demons he had ever heard of. I mean seriously, why was their so many white demons in this place?
While Doomguy was questioning this, he finally reached the room where the object was. Doomguy quickly searched the room, trying to find the object. When suddenly he heard a sound behind him. Doomguy spun around, only to see Darth vader.
The 2 stood and looked at each other, then Vader noticed what Doomguy had in his hand.
Darth: That object belongs to the sith. Hand it over now (Ignites lightsaber) and i'll give you a quick death.
To Vaders surprise however, a portal appears behind him, and Doomguy throws the object through the portal, pulls out his super shotgun and cocks it, as if to "Fuck off!"
Vader: (Sigh) So be it.
FIGHT!!!!
Vader makes the first move by throwing his lightsaber at Doomguy, who ducks and fires his shotgun at Vader. But the bullets bounce off of Vaders armour. Both combatants are surprised. Vader was surprised, since nobody he had met (Apart from a few Jedi) had managed to dodge his lightsaber.
Doomguy was also confused, since no Demon he had met can shrug off his super shotgun shots. Doomguy decides to use his chain gun, but to his surprise again, Vader starts deflecting The chain gun shots!
Vader quickly realised he had to end this fight quickly, since this man might have more weapons then Vader first thought.
Vader quickly leaps at Doomguy and swings his lightsaber at him, but Doomguy easily dodges and shots Vader in the face, but the shot doesn't do anything to him.
Both combatants dodge the other persons attacks and hit the other person, and this went on for a little while, until Doomguy has enough, jumps back and pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at Vader!
Only for Vader to catch it with the force. Doomguy was Shocked. First this man tanks his super shotgun shots, then deflects his Chain gun shots back at him, Almost hitting him. now this man had stopped his rocket launcher mid ai- OH SHIT!
Doomslayer doesn't get to finish his thought, when suddenly the Rocket comes flying back at him, and for once, Doomslayer doesn't manage to react to the Rocket, and proceeds to go flying backwards through the big doors behind him.
Vader: You fought valiantly, but you are no match for the power for the dark side!
Vader looks up from DoomSlayers armour and sees a big pool of red... electricity?
Suddenly, Vader gets knocked to the ground he looks up, only to see Doomguy, standing alive and well, and seemingly unaffected by the Rocket hitting him at all!
Vader quickly makes it seem like he is knocked unconscious, and it manages to fool Doomslayer. Doomslayer walks over to the red pool, and proceeded to pull out what looks like the handle of a sword, just minus the blade. Doomslayer proceeded to put the top part into the pool, and a couple seconds later, a giant red blade came out of it!
Vader slowly gets to his feet, and Doomslayer only realises he is no longer unconscious when he hears Vader ignite his lightsaber. Doomguy spins around and sees vader standing there.
Vader: Interesting... I wonder if i could do that.
Doomguy puts away his blade and pulls out the rocket launcher again. He fires it again, Vader catches it again, but this time, Doomguy pushes a button on the rocket launcher, and said button Makes the rocket explode in vaders face, making a hole in vaders mask!
Vader goes flying backwards and crashes into a wall, but is quickly back into his feet, with pure hatred in his eyes.
Vader: ENOUGH. OF. THIS. SHARADE.
Vader leaps at the Slayer and almost takes his head off, but Doomguy manages to dodge, and in counter to this, pulls out the Doomblade (Note: the blade is not actually called the Doomblade, i'm just calling that since it fits Doomslayer.)
The 2 combatants leap at each other and clash blades and for a little bit, it looks like vader is taking the lead, since he manages to easily deflect Doomguys blade and starts striking so fast, that Doomslayer can't keep up and Vader starts landing a lot of hits, making Doomslayer stumble backwards with each strike.
Suddenly, Doomslayer manages to land a blow on Vaders right hand, short circuiting it and this causes vader to drop his lightsaber!
Doomslayer, not wasting this opportunity, proceeds to stab Vader in the guts with the blade, and unfortunately brakes it, leaving the red part in it.
Doomslayer sighs underneath his mask, when suddenly Vaders lightsaber comes flying forward and almost manages to take his head off with it.
Vega: I am opening a portal now. it would be wise if you entered it.
Doomslayer decided that was a good idea, but quickly fired another rocket launcher at Vader who manages to catch it.
Doomslayer had enough of this, and decided to use his most destructive weapon... THE BFG9000!
Doomslayer pulls it out, fires it at Vader! but at the same time jumps off a conveniently placed balcony, and into the portal below, right into the portal waiting below!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Doomslayer arrives back home safe and sound, and decides to find out what a sith is, and how to open this peculiar thing he had took before the fight started: a sith holocron.
KO!
Analysis[]
Carter: HOLY CRAP! A little overkill don't you think?
Ezra: If you think that is overkill, then you haven't seen anything yet, anyway, this would be an interesting fight to say the least, since Vader was much more skilled with the lightsaber, the force would catch Doomslayer off guard and his armour would deflect most of DoomSlayers arsenal, and if he didn't, his armour would do the same thing. But that's where Vaders advantages end.
Carter: Doomslayer was much stronger than Vader, which is weird since Vader has metal hands, but we never seen what he can do with them, so... MOVING ON, he was much more durable, since his armour is better. The reasoning behind this is that he managed to survive being shot out of a cannon, into a building, and WASN'T EVEN FAZED!
Ezra: he was also much more agile than Vader, since he casually parkoured around demons and monsters while shooting at them, plus he was much faster, since he can outrun a rocket launcher! Also, guess who had a bigger arsenal?
Carter: Doomslayer?
Ezra: Doomslayer. Plus, while Vader may have killed a lot of Jedi after order 66, it pales in comparison to conquering hell 5 times! IN A ROW!
Carter: over all, Vader would have been a challenge for Vader, but Doomsl-
Ezra: God.
Carter: Doomgods strength, speed, durability better arsenal ultimately spelt Doom for the lord of the sith.
Ezra: Vader tried to see the light of things, but was ultimately in the dark side, And was Doomed to fail.
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THE WINNER IS DOOMGOD.
Next time[]
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Advantages disadvantages[]
DOOMGUY
+stronger
+durable
+faster and more agile
+MUCH bigger arsenal
+better armour
-Less skilled with his doom sword.
-/+has a tendency to break his doom sword, but mostly breaks it when he lands a Killing blow.
-force would catch him off guard and keep him on his toes.
-unmaker wouldn't do anything to Vader, since the unmaker only works only Demons and people with enough "Satanic energy" in them.
-/+Most of Doomguys arsenal won't do much to Vader's armour, but some weapons (Super shotgun, regular shotgun, BFG9000) would definitely hurt him
DARTH VADER
+is more skilled with his lightsaber
+Force will keep Doomguy on his toes and will catch him off guard.
+/- Can deflect most of Doomguys arsenal, but can't if they get in his face, and most DEFINETLY CAN NOT deflect the BFG9000.
-weaker
-not as agile
-not as durable
-worse armour.
-no where as near as an arsenal as Doomguy.
If this fight had a soundtrack[]
if this fight had a soundtrack, it would be called "Lords of hell"
The Lords part, is a reference to Vaders full title, "Lord vader.
The "Of hell" Part is a reference to where Doomguys adventure's mostly takes place: HELL.