Cyberdyne industries vs the UAC, which killing machine would win in a death battle
Introduction[]
Boomstick:The apocalypse, don't ya just hate when that happens.
Wiz: But don't worry, there are people who are able to stop this from happening like Doomguy, the demon-slayer too angry to die.
Boomstick: And the Terminator, the metalic assassin.
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Doomguy[]
(Que:BFG division)
Wiz:The Union aerospace corporation, simply known as the UAC for short, had been working on new-ways of transportation and teleportation for space travel.
Boomstick: Let me guess, they were experimenting with this teleportation crap and then, they accidentally open a portal to hell.
Wiz:Well yes, they had been conducting tests with the teleportation tech on mars' two moons, Deimos and Phobos until something went very wrong for them
Boomstick: DEMONS!!! Demons had just invaded them and were able to make Deimos magically disappear from the sky
Wiz:Due to this, the UAC sent a group of marines to Phobos to search the area
Boomstick: Unfortunately the whole group was slaughtered apart from one, a person only referred to as the Slayer
Background Info:[]
- Name:???
- Age:Eons of years old
- Height:6'2"
- Weight:230 lbs
- Defeated hell 5 times
Wiz: With his newfound mission set in stone, he set out to vanquish the demons once and for all
Boomstick: Which meant...that he was humanity's last hope against the demonic foes alongside his signature weapons: Guns! heaps and heaps of guns
Weapons, Armor, & Skills:[]
- Praetor Suit
- Pistol
- Super shotgun
- BFG 9000
- Chainsaw
- Plasma riffle
- Crucible
- Rocket launcher
- Sentinel hammer
- Supermortal Strength
- Argent Energy Absorption
- Chain Gun
Wiz: Guns aren't the only things in his arsenal, he also has the praetor suit which helps him a lot when in battle
Praetor suit:[]
- Equipped with the doom blade
- Equipped with a mounted shoulder cannon/flamethrower which can shoot grenades such as fire and ice grenades
- Environmental Resistance
- Area-Scanning Technology
- Equipment System
- Power-up Effectiveness
- Dexterity
Boomstick: He has the super shotgun, which is equipped with the meathook, helps him swing from place to place shooting up demons like a demon-slaying Spider-man
wiz: He also has the chainsaw for when he needs to fight while low on ammo
Boomstick: The plasma riffle is for when you need destroy bigger enemies quickly
Wiz: That's not the only weapon he would for that as he also has the rocket-launcher and the big one...the BFG 9000!
Bfg 9000:[]
- Plasma Blasts
- Slow-Moving Projectile
- Huge Blast Radius
- Can be charged
- Obliterates everything
Boomstick: Hell yeah, the BFG is one weapon you don't want to on the receiving end of
Wiz: He also has the crucible, a weapon he obtained during his time with the night sentinels, with this he can basically oneshot demons with ease, basically a demonic lightsaber
Feats:[]
- Strength:
- Regularly kills demons as strong as gorillas with his bare hands
- In Berserk, Doomguy can utterly shatter even a Baron of Hell to pieces with only his fists, this means he can utterly shatter a dump truck as a Baron of Hell weighs as much as 32 metric tonnes
- Can rip the Cyberdemon's horn off and killed him with it as a Glory Kill.
- Doomguy can carry a large supply of rockets and other ammunition without being weighed down.
- In the opening cutscene of Doom 2016, Doomguy is strapped to a table and is bound with 1/2 inch iron shackles. From a position of rest, he flexes each arm and breaks the chains and is able to escape. The calculated breaking strength of a 1/2 inch chain is 12,802 lbs. This feat alone without being strengthened by the praetor suit puts Doomguy at a minimum of 6.5 tons for a bicep curl while lying down, for a low-balled strength total of at least 13 tons. Considering the fact that he was lying down and the quick speed at which he broke the chains, it is fair to say his strength is around 9 tons per arm and for a total lifting strength of 18 tons without the Praetor Suit or power ups.
- Can rip through the natural armor of the Hell Guards, which can shrug off a dip in lava
- Speed:
- Doomguy can run at a top speed of 57 mph, he is capable of outrunning his own fired rockets.
- Able to dodge plasma rounds that are at least as fast as solar wind (1,864,113.58 miles per hour)
- Can dodge Lost Soul projectiles
- Doomguy never tires or slows down no matter the amount of weight he is caring or the distance that he runs.
- When equipped with the Savagery rune his combat speed is nearly tripled (2.5 times the normal combat speed) as he is able to perform Glory Kills much quicker.
- When equipped with the Seek and Destroy rune, Doomguy is able to instantly come up to an opponent for a Glory Kill from up to 40 feet away.
- Durability:
- Without armor can tank assault rifle rounds and point blank blasts from a shotgun
- Doomguy is capable of withstanding even deadly attacks that would otherwise cripple a normal human and can still move normally even if near-death.
- Doomguy can fall from great heights without getting hurt.
- Resilient to hellfire and toxic waste
- Shrugged off energy blasts from The Summoners who's attacks can turn its victims into an undead
- Tanks numerous hits from the Baron of Hell
- Shrugs off electrocution
- Doomguy doesn't experience the negative side-effects of using power-ups.
- Tanks blows from the CyberDemon which has the strength of a hydralic press
- Rockets only does 9 points of damage to Doomguy in Doom 2016.
- Praetor Suit can take 100% of damage taken before armor points run out.
- Praetor Suit is capable of absorbing and dispersing large amounts of energy. Doomguy repeatedly absorbs 3,977,629,840 MW (3.98 PW) of energy from the core meltdown after VEGA's (the sentient supercomputer) deactivation. This ridiculous figure is further supported when the specs for VEGA's power consumption and core temperature. VEGA consumes 2.4 terawatts of energy every minute, and if not cooled the core temperature would be 173 times the temperature of the sun. Therefore, Doomguy is capable of absorbing 3.98 PW of energy which is an unheard of figure but when stacked up to VEGA's power consumption it becomes slightly more reasonable.
- Saving Throw rune allows Doomguy to survive at least two fatal blows, in which he is not killed and time slows for a few seconds.
- Survived getting shot from a cannon into a space facility at least a THOUNSAND YARDS OR MILES AWAY!
Faults:[]
- He is still only human
- Far weaker without power-ups
- Armor's shields don't regenerate
- His own BFG shots can also put him out of commission
- Always prefers to go in guns blazing with little to no strategy
- His Praetor Suit cannot insulate him from extreme tempertures
- Isn't unstoppable as he was successfully imprisoned by the hordes of hell
- Relies heavily on Argent Energy to empower his Praetor Suit
- Takes great pleasure in destroying anything that moves
- Berserker renders him incapable of operating weaponry, potentially leaving him vulnerable
- If he isn't careful, he can be ripped apart by any demon
Boomstick: Doomguy has done a lot over the years to stop the forces of hell
Wiz: But he finally did it by killing their leader, the Dark lord Davoth....Who was also god!?!?
Boomstick: Damn, they got really crazy with eternal's DLC
(The Dark lord:Tell me... have you nothing to say to your creator... before you strike him down?)
(Slayer immediately stabs him in the chest with the doom blade)
(Doomguy:No!)
Terminator[]
(Que: Terminator main theme)
Boomstick: Judgement day, the day humanity lost their world to the machines.
Wiz: The cause was Skynet, an advanced defense network designed to protect the world from any possible threats.
Boomstick: But then it became alive, it's creators got scared and tried to shut it off, the A.I seeing humans as a threat remembered what it learnt from Michael Bay, decided to use every nuke on the planet to take over the world. Sounds like something an angsty teen would do.
Wiz: But there were survivors and they decided to form the resistance, lead by one man...John Conner.
Boomstick: Skynet realizing there were survivors decided to create the ultimate killing machine....THE TERMINATOR!!!!!
Background info:[]
- Cyberdyne Research Systems Series 850 Model 101 Infiltration Combat Unit
- The 850 Model is an upgrade of the 800 Model: with additional defences against extreme heat and plasma weapons.
- Core component: Coltan/Columbite-tantalite **Can withstand extreme temperatures over 3000*C
- Almost two times heavier than titanium
- Used in furnaces, engines, and mobile phones
- Power source: 2 hydrogen fuel cells
- A single cell can last up to 120 years
Wiz: The Terminator has access various amounts of weaponry
Weapons, Armor, & Skills:[]
- Adaptability
- Learning machine
- Adapts to human behavior through observation, interaction & questions
- Combat & weaponry
- Anything within Skynet's global database
- Group Infiltration
- Human anatomy
- Voice mimicry
- Basic psychology
- M-27 Phased Plasma Rifle
- Bull pup configuration
- Helium plasma
- 40 watt range
- Too heavy for humans
- SPAS-12
- AMT Hardballer
- Winchester Model 1887
- Minigun
- MP5 Submachine Gun
- AR-18
- M79 Grenade launcher
- UZI
- Smith & Wesson Model 15
- Sig-Sauer P226
- AKMS
- AKMSU
- Colt M4
- Colt Series 70
- Remington 870P
- M82A1
- Glock 16
Wiz: First up we have his plasma rifle, any unit that is created is always equipped with one.
Boomstick: Wait, he has one too?! Anyway he also has his mini-gun which can mow down enemies at ease.
Wiz: There is also his grenade launcher which will be good thing to use in combat.
Boomstick: And lets not forget that he's literally powered by two explosive hydrogen fuel cells which, when damaged, can release a devastating blow towards any opponent.
Wiz: But that's not all he has as he is also good imitating his opponents moveset due to him being a learning machine.
Boomstick: Damn, he not just a good assassin he's also a good student.
- Survived massive blows, power shortages, and getting dragged through an entire city
- An older model Terminator prevented a school bus from falling with one hand
- Survives being hit by a semi truck going 50 miles per hour
- Tanks the intense pressure of the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and walks back to the nearest shore
- Strong enough to stop a nuclear bunker door from closing with one hand
- Was struck with electricity that can power an entire hospital and is still going
- Can tank plasmablasts
- Fast enough to dodge a car attempting to ram it
- Shrugged off running over by a train.
- Walks off a free fall from the Empire State Building
- Survived being smothered in molten steel
- Fast enough to catch a bullet with its mouth point blank
- Was struck by lightning and continues to function
- Fast enough to catch a grenade, deduce how much time is left until it detonates, and where to throw it all in a second
- Destroyed the technically superior T-900s, T-1000, and T-X; with the latter being designed to be an Anti-Terminator.
- Took on the T-Infinity, a vastly superior machine
- Takes a serious punishment from the stronger T-3000 and remains functional
Weaknesses:[]
- Durability has limits
- A dangerous power source (extensive damage may rupture the cell to critical condition)
- Vulnerable to hacking (got reprogrammed four times)
- Is completely focused only on fulfilling his mission by any means; which can make his actions predictable
- His human disguise has flaws.
- His skin is not superhuman. Basic bullet wounds and lacerations will expose his mechanical underside. This is why Terminator wore gloves and sunglasses (with bonus cool-factor points).
- Has trouble comprehending human social norms; which could make him detectable
- Detectable by dogs
Boomstick: The Terminator is one person you don't wanna get in the way of.
(Terminator: Hasta La Vista, baby)
Intermission[]
Wiz:All right, the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death battle
Pre-Fight[]
Doomguy is running through a facility in one of the UAC bases
Internguy: Alright, there've been reports of an entity going through the base and killing anyone on site, let's just hope you're able to stop this carnage before it continues, Doomguy.
Doomguy kicks the door of a room where he sees a strange man in a leather jacket and sunglasses while holding a what looks like a pistol.
Internguy: I've just been doing checks into this guy and well...he's not human rather a robotic assassin created by cyberdyne called the terminator, a killer robot if you will.
Terminator: Who are you?
The machine's opponent doesn't respond, only clenching his fist, preparing to fight.
Terminator: Guess it's time for you to get out.
Doomguy: No!
(Que:Demon Hunter-The negative)
As he says this, both fighters bring out their pistols ready to shoot at each other.
Fight[]
Both fighters start firing off rounds from their weapons, while Doomguy is able to be knocked back by a few meters, Terminator is knocked of a ledge losing his pistol but is able to grab on to the railing.
Terminator: Do you think you'll be able to stop me, a machine? Skynet will reign supreme over earth and everything you care about will be gone! Judgement day is inevitable!
As he says this he's able to regain his footing, his opponent on the other hand decides go on the defensive and throws some punches at the T-850.
The robot retaliates at the demon slayer with a few punches of his own and is able to land a hit on him. Unfortunately, both combatants fall off the edge.
(Que:Doom 3 main theme)
Doomguy takes out the super shotgun and uses it's meathook upgrade to bring himself safely to the ground.
Internguy: That guy when he hits the ground is probably gonna try and attack you.
At that exact moment the terminator lands on top of him but is pushed of by a shot from the super shotgun.
The Terminator brings out his AR-18 and starts firing. The Slayer shoots a few rounds at his opponent, taking out his signature sunglasses.
The praetor suit's shoulder cannon starts to shoot out fire at the Terminator, burning some of skin off.
Terminator: You're starting to piss me off, now it's time to die!
Terminator brings out the minigun and starts firing a hailstorm of bullets at Doomguy, dealing a bit of damage to the armor.
Internguy: He may have the minigun but you have the chain gun.
Terminator continues on firing at the Slayer until he runs out of ammo.
Just as he stops firing, Doomguy brings out the chain gun.
Doomguy: Now....My turn.
Doomguy instantly starts firing at his robotic opponent, tearing off more of his skin, showing some of his endo-skeleton.
The Hellwalker is then caught off guard by an explosive grenade shot from the T-850's very own grenade launcher.
The Slayer then shoots off rocket from his rocket launcher which hits the Terminator right in his stomach, rupturing one of his fuel cells. The Skynet-sent assassin then takes the damaged fuel cell and decides to throw it at the Hellwalker, causing it to explode and knock him back.
(Que:BFG division)
Fortunately, his suit is able to absorb the dangerous energy, causing him to get more angry and bring out his BFG and shoot at the T-850. The massive amount of energy hits him and pretty much destroy all of his skin, only leaving the endo-skeleton!
Internguy: Welp, that's a face only a mother could love.
(Que:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU)
The Terminator soon brings out his plasma riffle, Doomguy does the same and they both start firing blasts at each other, both hitting each other.
Doomguy then brings out his chainsaw and starts cutting off one of the assassin's limbs and then uses the crucible to cut him in half, leaving him with only his head, torso and right arm. The Slayer then throws his opponent on the ground and crushes his metallic skull with his large boot.
KO
A blue portal opens with Doomguy heading through it, taking the Terminator's corpse with him.
Results[]
Boomstick: Woah, Doomguy just terminated the Terminator.
Wiz: Let's explain, even though the Terminator was designed to be the perfect killing machine, he has been occasionally bested by superior models such as the T-1000, T-X and and even John Conner who had been turned into a T-3000. The only times the Slayer has really been bested was when he fought the strongest demons such as the Cyberdemon, Marauder and even the Dark lord himself.
Boomstick: Even though the Terminator has a lot of weaponry, you gotta admit, a space gun isn't gonna do much against a demonic lightsaber. Judgement day may be inevitable but DOOM is eternal!
Wiz: The Winner is Doomguy!
Next Time[]
???: When you can do things that I can, when you don't. And then the bad things happen, they happen cause of you.
???: You're wrong. It's not the world that's messed up; it's those of us in it. Yes, some ghouls walk a path that leaves sorrow in their wake, but just like humans, we can choose a different path altogether.
