Description[]
Reality Warping Toon Force Duo vs Reality Warping Toon Force Duo. Prepare for chaos and make it double.
Interlude[]
Wiz: An orange and blue chaotic anime duo…
Boomstick: … And an orange and blue chaotic anime duo
Wiz: Just how much insanity will be used in this episode?
Boomstick: So much insanity that neither of us would comprehend
Cool Badass Main Character Don Patch & Jelly Jiggler[]
Wiz: A sun and sentient jelly. Don Patch is the leader of the Hajike Gang and after he mistook Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo as an enemy and fought him, he joined his team.
Boomstick: I want to mention that Don Patch is rock candy, a water fairy, a house, and a castle.
Boomstick: Jelly Jiggler life goal was to be sold in a supermarket but instead he scared the customers and got fired.
Wiz: Later on, he became an A-Blcok leader of the hair hunters, but was defeated by his childhood friend Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and joined his team…
Boomstick: …But he was the butt of the joke, always getting beat up by both enemies and allies.
Boomstick: And worse of all… he’s expired jelly.
Wiz: The horror!
Wiz: Both Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are Hajikelists. Hajikelists are toon force users and can do things like making their imagination a reality and change the backstory of a character.
Boomstick: As Hajikelists, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler have different types of immortality.
Wiz: They can stay alive despite being sliced in half, come back from the dead, become yokais, and even regenerate from conceptual attacks.
Boomstick: Not only that but Hajikelists can negate their own immortality and regeneration.
Wiz: They are immune to immortality negation and regeneration immortality and Don Patch was able to bring back Bobobo, Dengakuman, and Jelly Jiggler back from the dead when they killed themself.
Boomstick: They can manipulate reality and the plot and they are also immune to plot manipulation.
Wiz: They can shapeshift, fly, use Hammerspace, summon people, negate durability, be resistant to pain, and they can become a FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN.
(Don Patch comes crashing through the room with Jelly Jiggler tied to his leg)
Wiz and Boomstick: WHAT THE HELL!
Don Patch: Hey! We heard our names.
Wiz: How did you get here!?
(Jelly Jiggler in a dress with an blonde wig): A purple bullfrog flew us here
Wiz: What the fuck
Don Patch: So, we’ll fighting against some brats. Seems like an easy win. There’s no need to continue this episode.
Wiz: They aren’t just some brats. They possess godlike powers, but so do you two.
(Don Patch looks at his Hello Kitty watch): Well seems like times up for us.
Popuko & Pipimi[]
Wiz: The origin of Popuko and Pipimi is a mystery but they were alive during the Stone Age.
Boomstick: Despite how Popuko & Pipimi look, they are extremely powerful.
Wiz: They have 9998 lives, they can still live despite being a skeleton, become yokais, can become ghosts, and can regenerate from reality being destroyed.
Boomstick: Like Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, they can also negate their immortality and regeneration, and are immune to immortality and regeneration negation.
Wiz: They’re reality warping toon force users that can manipulate and have an immunity to the plot, and be immune to reality warping.
Boomstick: Popuko and Pipimi are also mechs.
Wiz: How the hell…
(Popuko and Pipimi breaks through the wall): Pipimi: I heard we’re in another Death Battle episode. Popuko: Whoever were fighting, they’re losing lol.
Pipimi: Lolololo
Popuko: Lololololo
Wiz and Boomstick: …
Pre Fight[]
(Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are walking on the sidewalk)
Don Patch: You see the thumbnail for this Death Battle? It’s horrible.
Jelly Jiggler: Even a newborn fart can make something better than that
(Popuko and Pipimi are recklessly driving in a car and are speeding towards Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler)
Jelly Jiggler: What’s that?
Don Patch: I think that’s a mobility camera.
Jelly Jiggler: In that case we should smile for the camera.
(They both get ran over and are flattened)
Popuko: Lol we ran over them.
Pipimi: I knew this car was good for vehicular manslaughter.
Don Patch wearing a wig: That mobile camera pissed me off. Let’s destroy it.