Doctor Strange (mcu) VS Satoru Gojo is the very first episode of Otsushiki's Death Battles. It features Doctor Strange from the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen!
ALSO SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED DO NOT READ GOJO'S ANALYZATION!!!!!!!!
| Doctor Strange (MCU) vs Satoru Gojo | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | Doctor Strange (mcu) vs Satoru gojo |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | December 14, 2023 |
| Written by | Otsushiki |
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Description[]
Satoru Gojo VS Doctor strange (MCU) is a fierce battle between the two strongest sorcerers in their respective universes! After each sorcerer has been away for a long while they came back to a world in ruins dominated by evil. When their battle is done all of time and space will truly be in shambles! Will the Sorcerer Supreme's time magic outwit Satoru, or will the honored one prove he's the strongest?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Time.
Boomstick: Space.
Wiz: These two sources controls and governs the very universe and reality we live in and is the reason we even exist.
Boomstick: But if two strong ass wizards had the ability to control those sources who would out-wizard the other?
Wiz: Like Doctor Steven Strange, the sorcerer supreme of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the wielder of the Eye of Agamotto.
Boomstick: And Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer ever known in Jujutsu Kaisen and for good reason, the senpai to many thirsty fangirls in and out of his universe. He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And its out job to analyze their weapon's, armor, and skills to find out who would win..... a Death Battle.
Gojo Proves He's The Strongest in Death Battle[]
Wiz: Imagine a world where everywhere you go, everywhere you sleep, is a danger to you and your family...
Boomstick: Well you don't have to imagine anymore! In the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, Monsters looking to eat or kill each and every one of us created by our own negative emotions such as sadness, anger, and grief are the sources of this dangerous shit!
Wiz: These monsters are none other than cursed spirits.
Boomstick: Jesus I couldn't even begin to imagine the amount of cursed spirits I created when I was with my ex wife! Or that one time my doom buggy got stuck in quicksand, or when my shotgun leg broke off... Oh! There's also that one time-
Wiz: ANYWAYS! Cursed spirits, on top of being terrifying, are completely invisible to the average human, so not only are cursed spirits more powerful the more negative emotions are tied to places, like schools, hospitals, etcetera but they can't even be seen by human beings....
Boomstick: So on top of being literal monsters which can take the shape of your greatest fears, they're now invisible?! HOLY SHIT! Imagine having to sleep with one eye open every night, not that it would matter because you couldn't even see them, and with that. BOOM your whole family is eaten by a giant blob monster!
Wiz: As hopeless as it seems, humanity was not completely doomed against these immensely powerful cursed spirits, because with the birth of cursed spirits there was also a birth of many powerful humans, humanity's only hope, the creation of jujutsu sorcerers...
Boomstick: Jujutsu Sorcerers are a group of wizards that are secretly trained by the government in Japan to protect humanity from cursed spirits! Did I mention Jujutsu Sorcerers can use cool ghost wizard magic?!
Wiz: Yes! well... sorta, this "ghost wizard magic" is actually called jujutsu which is a technique sorcerers use that includes using "cursed energy" which is aligned with a sorcerer's negative emotions, sound familiar? Well a cursed spirits body is actually completely made up of cursed energy which is why the only times cursed spirits are visible are when negative emotions are the most profound, like a near death experience!
Boomstick: Spookies aside, cursed energy is a power system that allows sorcerers to use attacks called cursed techniques, Which is also cool wizard magic! Cursed techniques can include summoning monsters that look like cursed spirits, summon barriers, and pretty much anything you can think of. Man if I had a cursed technique I'd want to shoot lasers out of my shotgun! Oh and I forgot to mention, the more cursed energy you have the stronger your technique is likely to be which is why sorcerers try not to drain their cursed energy too fast as cursed techniques can drain it quick! Kinda like my ex wife would drain our kitchen of our food!
Wiz: Speaking of techniques, possibly the most draining one is a domain expansion.. A domain expansion is a barrier that is created by its user that surrounds both the user and the target. One of the major affects of a domain expansion is it having a guaranteed hit on its target and considering how much power is behind one, most people are unlikely to survive one depending on the circumstances.
Boomstick: But when you got a shit ton of cursed energy you don't gotta worry about running out especially when your the strongest jujutsu sorcerer
Wiz: Among the plenty strong clans in the world that inherit many strong techniques the Gojo clan is by far the strongest and eventually, a diamond in the clan was born, Satoru Gojo. Gojo was widely recognized around the world as the strongest, no other could compete with his techniques and CE output. (popup: CE is an acronym for Cursed energy) In fact, when Satoru Gojo was born, the literal world around him had shifted to match his power, cursed spirits and sorcerers alike.
Boomstick: One of the boss ass abilities that come with being born from the Gojo clan is the six eyes which is a pair of bright pair of blue eyes that not only will attract women like a moth to a flame, but can allow the user to have insane perception skills! With these perception skills Gojo can not only see the flow of cursed energy to an insane degree, but can give Gojo crazy good skills with controlling his own flow of cursed energy aswell and gives him a shit ton of cursed energy, which is very important for his next OP ability, Limitless!
Wiz: Limitless is to put it simply... an extremely complex ability to explain it the best to my abilities, Gojo can create a infinite space between him and his surroundings that slows anything down that gets close to him and works like the space between the number 1 and 2, or any number at all as the more distance one closes it divides like 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, etc. His technique also lets him choose what he wants to let in and what he wants to be kept out, even though it was difficult to master at first. This is probably why sound, light, etc can pass through, in fact this is a common misconception people have about his ability thinking people greater than the speed of sound or light can bypass it as explained by the author of Jujutsu Kaisen himself, GeGe.
Boomstick: Another thing limitless can do is create an infinite repell and attract with the his techniques lapse blue and lapse red! His attacks are also stated by a sorcerer named miguel to work on an atomic level. Shit, talk about strong!
Wiz: Perhaps his most powerfull ability he has is his hollow purple which is a combination of lapse blue and lapse red, mixing infinite repel and infinite attraction, creating an imaginary mass that rushes forward with absolute destruction, warping the space around it and destroying everything in its path on an atomic level...
Boomstick: Firepower isn't the only good thing going for Gojo though! If by chance an enemy is able to harm Gojo by a slim chance like putting a hole in him or chopping off his leg making him like me, he can easily regenerate it using his reverse cursed technique! Which is made by processing negative energy into positive energy by taking two sources of cursed energy and multiplying them by one other. Then, the energy that destroys becomes energy that creates, and negative energy becomes positive.
Wiz: Thats... actually correct Boomstick.. Was that on the script?
Boomstick: Nope! Did that all by my shotgun legged, beer drinking self!
Wiz: Sure.... anyways, despite Gojo's wide array of abilities, Gojo's techniques isn't the only thing Gojo is praised for. Due to Satoru's near endless amounts of cursed energy, he also has immense physical strength and speed to combat the superhuman cursed spirits of his world.
Boomstick: Superhuman is one hell of an understatement, a cursed spirit named Jogo who isn't even near the strongest curse among them, created this large "mountain of iron" using his domain expansion which is equal to 2.55 gigatons of TNT which is enough energy to destroy and entire mountain! And Gojo was able to just rip his head off like it was nothing!
Wiz: This isn't even the beginning for Gojo's physical power either, Gojo who is known as the strongest sorcerer of his time is leagues above a sorcerer named Yuki who created this black hole:
Wiz: Judging by the diameter of the black hole and how black holes usually function, i've determined this black hole is equal to about 13,080,000,000 yottatons of TNT. Which to put into perspective, Yuki's black hole is powerful enough to destroy an entire planet! Talk about the strongest sorcerer! popup: (Geto himself said Yuki's technique is in fact a black hole as it functions identical to one.)
Boomstick: and don't think he's lacking in speed and skill either, Gojo has mastered all kinds of martial arts like boxing, taekwondo, and wing chun.
Wiz: Gojo is also way faster than people like Maki Zenin who can move at mach 4, and could fight a Sukuna in Megumi's body who was able to dodge electromagnetic waves from Kashimo. Judging by the distance between Sukuna and the electromagnetic wave and the time it took for it to reach him, and how electromagnetic waves are light speed naturally ive determined this feat would be 2.5 times the speed of light.
Boomstick: To go along with his crazy cool strength Gojo can use a technique basically all sorcerers can learn but no one can master not even Gojo, a technique called the black flash. The black flash is a technique that is used when sorcerers apply their cursed energy to a punch at 0.000001 seconds which increases power to the power of 2.5, kinda like me watching football off a cold beer!
Wiz: Even though Gojo possesses near perfect cursed energy control, the black flash is still too difficult for Satoru to achieve at will though it is considered that people blessed with skill similar to Gojo like Itadori and the king of curses Sukuna has a higher percentage of hitting a black flash even if impossible to use at will.
Boomstick: Gojo may have some batshit insanely OP abilities and crazy strength and speed, he's not the most sane guy ever and he's kinda got some screws loose, yeaaaa... His life wasn't all sunshine and rainbows believe it or not despite being blessed with insane power, especially when his best friend Geto became evil after failing the mission to protect the Star Plasma vessel, and after seeing how people reacted to her death he resented non sorcerers and vowed to destroy them all. Then Gojo had to kill him and a alien looking curse named Kenjaku took over his body, and to top it off this guy is really, really cocky.
Wiz: Indeed, ever since the world of jujutsu sorcerey deemed him as "the strongest" he's developed an extremely cocky and arrogant personality. This behavior is probably also fueled by his technique infinity since he's practically hasn't been hit in all his previous fights which eventually led to his downfall and him sealed by none other then Kenjaku.
Boomstick: Gojo was unfortunately sealed in a box called the prison relm that is completely controlled by the person using it, its also stated to exist beyond space, time, and the laws of physics! Yea you know you're the shit when a place is beyond space and time yet you're chilling like nothings going on at all, what a badass...
Wiz: Well while he was sealed the world was in ruins, ultimately since Satoru was sealed and the world had lost their savior, their knight in shining armor, they lost the very reason curses evolved the way they did, and as a result every sorcerer had to fend for themselves and many, many lives were lost including some of his students and comrades.
Boomstick: But don't think Gojo was sealed away for long, he's the strongest after all! After 19 long days of being sealed, Gojo was released and upon coming back the king of curses Sukuna was there to challenge him to a fierce battle!
Wiz: Satoru fought hard and even managed to get the upper hand on Sukuna but unfortunately Gojo, yes the strongest, had lost...
Boomstick: So HUGE spoiler alert in 3.... 2.... 1..... Gojo is dead. Like SUPERRRR dead, cut in half kind of dead...
Wiz: Even the strongest had to lose to pave the way for his predecessor, Yuji Itadori and all his other comrades. Some may ask if he's Satoru Gojo because he's the strongest, or if he's the strongest because he's Satoru Gojo.
Boomstick: Who cares who or what he is, because in the end, he's the strongest!
Doctor Strange Gets Even Stranger on Death Battle[]
Wiz: Doctors. A career known as many to be possibly the most important position in society due to how much they contribute especially surgeons.
Boomstick: Did we mention how much they get paid? 500-800k is a shit ton of money! Only if I made that much maybe my dad would come back home...*sad music plays while zooming into a sad faced Boomstick*
Wiz: There, there, anyways, Steven Strange was a successful and arrogant surgeon but his reason for becoming a doctor was far more important to him then becoming rich. As a child he had a tragic accident occur to him while playing on a frozen lake, his sister drowned in a frozen lake, after this tragic event happened Steven dedicated his life to becoming a doctor to save people.
Boomstick: And become a doctor he did, after years of studying, practice, and hard work, he became a neurosurgeon and
Wiz: After having it all, he lost it all. One night of driving his Lamborghini he got into a severe car crash and thus his hands were crippled, losing the most crucial ability to keep a steady hand which was his most notable skill he had as a neurosurgeon, all of it lost to possibly the most stupid mistake of texting and driving,
Boomstick: So you're telling me one of the if not THE smartest surgeon in his hospital, lost his career and years worth of study and practice, to texting and driving?