Disco Wing VS Bernadette the Chicken is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Disco Wing from Princess Peach: Showtime and Bernadette the Chicken from Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers. This page was created by Timpack and is his fiftyfirst written Death Battle. The next battle is Lingering Will VS Hero's Shade while the previous one was Nimona VS Doric.
| Disco Wing VS Bernadette the Chicken | |
|---|---|
| Season | 4 |
| Season Episode | 6 |
| Air date | August 11, 2024 |
| Written by | Timpack |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Nimona VS Doric |
Next Lingering Will VS Hero's Shade |
Description[]
Super Mario VS Donald Duck! The 1st boss in a video game is often pretty easy to handle and the first major enemy encountered in games staring Donald Duck and Princess Peach respectively is no exception. Both of these bosses might be oversized birds with an unhealthy habits of throwing their offspring but unfortunately for them; it was not enough to body slam their foes into pancakes. Hopefully the Darkle bird of the Sour Bunch and the unofficial ruler of Duckie Mountain has better luck against each other in a really strange battle to the death.
Intro[]
Wiz: When it comes to bosses in videogames, the final boss often is praised for their spectacle and well-made AI that makes them a blast to take down. What players often does not praise as much is the 1st boss. These kinds of major obstacles give new players a decent challenge that will prepare them for the rest of the game so let’s give 2 first bosses in particular the spotlight today.
Boomstick: The games they hail from is from two of the biggest entertainment brands in the world with these being Nintendo’s Princess Peach: Showtime and Disney’s Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers. Both of these games have giant birds as their first major enemies. What are the two birds known for you ask? Its……………………………………Huh?
Wiz: Your eyes are not deceiving you Boomstick. It indeed says in the script that these birds love to attack foes by either throwing their unhatched spawn at them or attempting to turn the enemy into mush by crushing them underneath their overweight figures.
Boomstick: ………………This is going to be a really weird one isn’t it Wiz?
Wiz: Probably though that makes it all the more interesting to analyze these 2 bird fighting to the death.
Boomstick: Disco Wing, The First Darkle Boss From Princess Peach: Showtime
Wiz: and Bernadette the Chicken, Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers Lord of Duckie Mountain.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Disco Wing[]
Wiz: Mario and friends are videogame characters that needs no introduction. Almost everyone knows them by reputation alone so this makes sense. Several of these characters have gotten their own spin-off games and franchises which only contributes to their well-known status. Some of these spin-off games are a little weird though.
Boomstick: A little weird? Princess Peach having a game where she cries her eyes out as an attack is both super weird and really annoying at the same time. Sure the game is fun and all but all that crying really is getting on my nerves whenever I play it. I really hope the next game staring Peach doesn’t make my ears bleed equally as much as this one.
Wiz: You’re in luck then Boomstick. Princess Peach: Showtime was released only a couple of months ago and since there is no painfully screeching crying in this one unlike in Super Princess Peach; both of our eardrums should be safe when playing this game. The game is still a bit strange though in my opinion.
Boomstick: All Mario games are strange Wiz. Some are just a little stranger than others. Mario has had many of his vacations interrupted by dark forces and gotten new powers from dressing up in new fancy outfits so the same happening to Peach as she visited the Sparkle Theater is not really that weird by Mushroom Kingdom standards. The only strange thing about this little theater takeover in my opinion is that Bowser for once was not responsible or involved whatsoever.
Wiz: Bowser not appearing at all to cause trouble is indeed strange. Madame Grape and the Sour Bunch however did prove to be a decent foe for Peach even if they don’t hold a candle to the King of the Koopas. Their attempts to cause trouble ended with failure on their part just like with Bowser and the rest of the Mushrooms Kingdoms rouges gallery though so they do share some similarities admittedly.
Boomstick: Please don’t downplay Bowser by comparing him with this newly introduced villain. He and his henchmen would definitely kick this magicians butt for harming his crush. Speaking of Madame Grapes major hench people, the first of these that Peach encountered and is one of today’s combatants is….very eccentric looking if I have to be honest. I could say the same of its name.
Wiz: The name does fit though doesn’t it. Disco Wing is after all a disco ball-bird hybrid. I would say a giant bird with a disco ball for a body shouldn’t be called by something other than Disco Wing. Its loyalty to Madame Grape to the point of killing anyone standing in her way make it clear though that it’s the bird’s ferocity instead of the name that one should focus on.
Boomstick: Are you sure this abomination is even sentient Wiz? Sure it can talk but the fact that all the Sour Bunch Darkle bosses are marionettes controlled by purple energy strings and houses blobs of darkness inside themselves most likely created by Grape makes me highly doubt this glittering bird and its companions being anything more than extensions of the purple sorceress.
Wiz: Does this matter Boomstick? Disco Wing served its purpose as a decent challenge for Peach to overcome. Its death certainly only caused Grape to be filled with joy due to her obsession with creating and experiencing tragedies.
Boomstick: Its creator reminds me too much of a certain despair bear and his crazy mistress so let’s quickly change the subject and actually explain what this bird abomination can do with its extremely shiny body like………..shooting disco-ball shaped eggs out of its behind parts? What the hell? This is a big screw you to nature itself.
Wiz: That is what perplexes you? That makes sense due to the bird’s biology. What I find equally as perplexing as its fascinating is Disco Wings capability to either generate disco ball-textured blocks of varying sizes that rain down on opponents or screw around with someone’s personal gravity by making everything upside-down for said foe.
Boomstick: Those are somewhat common moves used by plenty of different videogame bosses but releasing disco ball-shaped eggs as projectiles that can spawn purple demonic chicks as well is something that I have not seen anyone else do. I guess this is something this disco ball with wings can be proud of. If it does not understand this though, the fact that it tucks in its head and wings to roll someone over or bounce on top of them as a giant shiny ball should at least give it some deliciously evil satisfaction.
Wiz: As long as this satisfaction doesn’t make the bird forget that said eggs can be thrown back at it, there should be no issue with this. Speaking of Disco Wings durability, 2 powerful hits is all it will take to break its body apart and expose the dark core for everyone to see. This flaw is negated quiet a bit though due to the core being able to reform the body around itself for protection if the need arises.
Boomstick: Hold up Wiz. We keep say it when describing Disco Wing but since it can shoot eggs; does that not mean this creature is a girl? I might not be a bird expert or study to be an ornithologist but you don’t need to be one to get my point right?
Wiz: Its gender is not stated anywhere in Showtime but answering this question is unimportant. This question however is one in desperate need of an answer; How strong is Princess Peach without the power-ups gained from her sparkle costumes?
Boomstick: Why would we need to know thi…..? Oh right silly me! The first major boss battle in Showtime did not allow Peach to use any of her fancy new duds so since Peach’s normal self with some assistance from Stella, AKA the guardian spirit of the Theater, was able to destroy Disco Wings core after hitting it 3 times; analyzing the danger-prone princess strength is essential to find out the disco bird’s true durability.
Wiz: Correct Boomstick. Peach might not look like she could throw down or put up a fight due to her ridiculous amounts of kidnappings at the hands of Bowser. The few times she has gotten the chance to show what she is made of tells a different story though. Bowser himself certainly knows the truth which makes all his captures of Peach more impressive in retrospect.
Boomstick: Yeah kidnaping someone that once sent him flying out of sight and into the sky Team Rocket style with a simple swing of an umbrella is kind of bonkers. Bowser can literally survive being sent flying into an artificial sun so Peach actually managing to hurt him somewhat can only mean 1 thing; Bowsers love for Peach must be super genuine if this does not frighten him at all.
Wiz: Whether Disco Wing got frightened as well after being hit with such strength is irrelevant. Its core disintegrated after being hit a third time and purified by Peach and Stella combined effort. Fortunately for the bird, its fellow darkle companions and Madame Grape herself would eventually join it in the afterlife. Guess the tragedy the Sour Bunch desired on stage became their own tragic demise. Kind of poetic isn’t it Boomstick.
Boomstick: Did you say something intelligent and profound just now Wiz? If you were, I was not listening because of my mind reeling from a bird dressed as a disco ball at a rave being able to survive 3 Bowser launching punches before expiring. I take back what I said earlier. Perhaps Showtime is stranger than I first thought indeed.
Wiz: Would you still pick Princess Peach: Showtime over Super Princess Peach though?
Boomstick: Don’t be dumb. The disco bird might be weird but I would rather play Showtime and use it to host my own disco night with friends than listen to Peachs annoying screeches from Super Princess Peach. Like I said previously, making my ears bleed is not something I desire to do.
Wiz: I still prefer Super Princess Peach somewhat but I definitely get your point. Showtime has earned its place in Mario lore and perhaps the Sour Bunch will return for another game in the future. If this occurs, Disco Wing might just earn another chance at ending the life of the Princess of the Mushroom kingdom.
Disco Wing: Who are you!? How did you get through the Dark Door!? We rewrite stories with Madame Grape. So if you're here to stop us, then I'll punish you with Madame Grape's power of Darkle!
Bernadette the Chicken[]
Wiz: Near the town of Duckburg stands the tall mountain known as Duckie Mountain. Living on the top of this mountain is a creature feared by all other animals living on or near this wonder of nature. The name of this creature is Bernadette the Chicken.
Boomstick: …………….Thats it? Talk about one of the most disappointing backstories for a combatant on this show! I expected a bit more for a character hailing from Disney’s top franchise.
Wiz: I would agree if this game had been part of the regular Disney Mickey Mouse-Donald Duck comic canon. Goin' Quackers is only a standalone videogame with no connection to other known continuities so I am not entirely sure what you were expecting.
Boomstick: Plenty of videogame bosses have complicated backstories so excuse me Wiz for expecting a little more from this oversized yellow chicken that Donald encountered on top of Duckie Mountain. There has to be something more right to mention of this carnivorous birds past?
Wiz: Not unless you count Donald climbing this mountain in order to set up an antenna to power Gyros Gearloose’s teleporter to the point of it being able to take him to Merlock and rescue Daisy who was kidnapped by this vile sorcerer. Speaking of Merlock, did you know that he originally first appeared in the 1990 Ducktales move?
Boomstick: Interesting trivia for a Disney game night but it does not make me anymore interested in Bernadette than I already am. The only thing I can think of that we still need to mention before going into the chicken’s fighting capability is the animals very very fa……I mean robust figure. This bird must have swallowed several animals whole to grow this big and pudgy.
Wiz: Unfortunately for this carnivore, Donald Duck proved to be more of an annoyance than first expected. Predator became dead prey as Donald prevailed over his large foe. Large is a much less insulting description than calling someone fat like how you just tried to hide Boomstick. Use this word instead of that one please so we don’t get any more angry mobs knocking on our door than we already do.
Boomstick: Very good point Wiz. Our security systems could probably not handle another large group of angry fans barging in here. Could probably not handle that giant chicken crashing into our headquarters as well so let’s get to discussing Bernadette and her strategies for catching helpless prey. The method is very overwhelming in my opinion.
Wiz: Trying to flatten prey into mush with body slams using their massive figure is a weird hunting technique for sure. Seeing as Bernadette can speak somewhat intelligent sentences at a few occasions instead of regular bird noises, perhaps a simple and primitive technique like this is to be expected for a creature of relatively low intelligence that rivals Boomstick’s small brain.
Boomstick: Don’t compare me to a freaking bird brain Wiz! I have a Poultry Science Degree remember. I am definitely smarter than a large chicken that slams her body onto the ground several times in a row only to get tired and stay still for a second giving Donald a perfect chance to bounce onto her head. I definitely would not make this mistake more than once.
Wiz: You’ve made your point. There is no need to shout. Bernadette making this mistake 3 times is what allowed Donald to take her out. One would think Bernadette would take precautions against being hit in the head. The version of this boss battle in the PS2 version of Goin' Quackers did have the chicken wearing a helmet. Said helmet sometimes fall off her head on occasion though so perhaps this is not the best example of intelligence.
Boomstick: Yeah let’s stop comparing intellige…..Wait a second…….Versions? What the hell are you talking about Wiz? There is only one version of Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers right? The game has no sequels either as far as I know.
Wiz: It’s true that the game has no sequels but its false to say that it has only one single version. The N64, PS1, and PS2 has after all different playable versions of the same game with minor differences between them. What all this means for our avian combatant is that she has several different techniques of how she treats her poor chicklings.
Boomstick: I hate it when multiple variations of the same event exist to make our life hell but I definitely see what you are getting at Wiz. Having their unhatched eggs either dropped by the chicken as she is flying around or kicked as projectiles towards prey must really hurt. Of course that is what I would say if these evil chicklings didn’t immediately go on the attack against said foes once hatched. Talk about kids inheriting too much of their mothers’ bad traits.
Wiz: Yeah their poor treatment doesn’t really excuse them from running or bouncing towards Bernadettes prey which in this case was Donald Duck. Too bad for them though that one jump or punch from this duck is enough to put them out of commission permanently.
Boomstick: For a version of Donald without any wacky toon force or crazy comic feats, I guess this is rather impressive. Even those weird chicklings with giant spikes for faces are no match for this duck’s mean punches. Such things really shouldn’t be allowed to exist in nature so good riddance.
Wiz: Chickling abominations like this are indeed weird enough that I would never try to create one myself. Speaking of Disney’s duck with the bad luck, can you answer this question Boomstick? How strong is Donald Fauntleroy Duck of Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers? We need to know in order to get a firm grasp on Bernadettes durability.
Boomstick: That’s pretty easy to answer. This version of Donald can basically beat most minor enemies with 1 or 2 hits. Said enemies include animals like dogs and Mooses, monsters like zombies and invisible top hated men, and regular people going about their days like construction workers and hunters. A nerfed version of Donald Duck is still Donald Duck after all so this is not surprising at all….Hold on! Fauntleroy is his middle name?
Wiz: That is what you took away from this and not the fact that Bernadette can tank jump attacks with power like this before dying and having her spirit leave for either heaven or hell?
Boomstick: Well yeah. Donald beating the feathers out of a giant carnivorous creature is nothing new but that middle name is certainly news to me.
Wiz: Don’t focus on this fact too much and instead talk about Bernadettes other biggest flaw which is her limited flight capabilities. Her inability to take flight for very long periods of time makes sense due to the yellow chicken large figure.
Boomstick: Why would I do that? You just did that for me which I totally intended. Seeing that look on your face right now is very much increasing my good mood. The only thing that could make this better is if this chicken turned up out of nowhere and sat on top of you Wiz.
Wiz: Too bad for you and thank the heavens for me; Bernadette was taken down along with the other bosses of Goin' Quackers with these being a Beagle Boy, Magica de Spell, and Merlock himself. Unlike her fellow bosses though, the top predator of Duckie Mountain never got another appearance to her name which is kind of sad when you think about it.
Boomstick: Thanks for ruining my good mood almost instantaneously Wiz. Not only does the bird not have a decent backstory, she also turns out to be the only boss in the game with no connection to the bigger Disney cannon. What a waste of a boss that I can’t help but feel sorry for! Was there no other oversized bird in the comics that fit this description?
Wiz: Not as far as I known. Does this really matter though? Bernadette did what she was created for rather well. She was decent first boss for one of Donald Ducks most well-known 3D videogames. More is not really required in my eyes.
Boomstick: Just because you are right does not mean I have to like it Wiz.
Wiz: I think the one thing we can both agree on though is that Goin' Quackers is a great Donald Duck game regardless of our opinion on Bernadette the chicken. The bird does as I just said make for a good firsts boss for young children and this is something I don’t think you or anyone else will disagree with me about.
Bernadette: MMMMMMM! My lunch has come just in time!
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Sparkle Theater:
Somewhere on the first floor of the Sparkle Theater sat a large room. The room did not look any different than any other room in the theater except for the huge disco ball hanging from the ceiling. At first glance it looked like a normal instrument used for discos at night but this disco ball was more than meets the eye.
This became especially evident when wings, feet, and the face of a bird wearing a mask and afro popped out of said giant disco ball. The reason for this was due to this strange creature’s true identity as a creature of darkle serving Madame Grape in her conquest of this massive theater. It was not Grape that it felt approaching this room however. What it instead felt was on their way here was an intruder.
As the portal door to its abode opened up and spit something out, Disco Wing took flight into the air to get a good look at whoever dared enter this place and get in the way of Madame Grapes plans. The intruder was going to regret ever crossing the Sour Bunch path. Disco Wing was about to make sure of this personally.
Disco Wing: Who are you!? How did you get through the Dark Door!?.....Wait a minute? How did you fit through the door and rewrite this room? That’s our job.
What the portal spat out however caused the giant flying darkle creature to be taken aback a little. Not only was the figure much larger than first expected, parts of the room had also been transformed to fit to what looked like the summit of a small mountain in the middle of it. On top of this summit in a large nest sat the intruder looking up at Disco Wing with a hungry look in its eyes.
Bernadette the chicken did not know or understand what had just happened. One second she had been on Duckie Mountain and the second after that; her entire home had been transported to this strange place. This question did not linger in the mind of the giant yellow chicken for long though. Filling her belly with the large piece of flying meat in the sky was much more desirable than searching for answers about her situation after all.
Bernadette: MMMMMMM! You look rather delicious. My lunch has come just in time!
Someone who was much more concerned with what had happened than Bernadette was a certain inventor several dimensions away in the city of Duckburg who had just activated his own teleporter just as a certain princess had entered the door to Disco Wings domain. Said Inventor and the duck he had been intending to teleport to the vicinity of Duckie Mountain were currently staring at said Princess who was staring back at them with a confused expression on her face.
Disco Wing was as clueless about the situation as the lord of Duckie Mountain was at the moment but also just like the intruder; the reason for all this was unimportant. This giant yellow eyesore was about to feel the strength of darkle up-close.
Disco Wing: You’re here to eat me? I shall give you a taste of Madame Grape's power of Darkle for entering this place.
With a mighty screech, Disco Wing dived down towards Bernadette who was licking her beak in anticipation of the feast she was about to acquire in a few minutes. Whether she or the quickly approaching creature of darkle was about to become the others prey for the day would soon be discovered as this avian battle to the death began.
FIGHT!
The darkle puppet spun around in the air as it dived towards Bernadette. Disco ball shaped-eggs therefore rained down onto the ground with each spin. The lord of Duckie Mountain did not look to concerned about this. Instead, she licked her lips once again before kicking several of the eggs beneath her into the air towards the incoming opponents own eggs.
Both of the bird’s eggs collided midair causing them to break into pieces and send the chicklings inside falling down towards their death. Witnessing this is what finally prompted Bernadette to take off flying up into the air herself to catch and swallow some of these raining chicklings. Her hunger knew no limit as she swallowed several of the chicklings not caring that some were her own flesh and blood.
While Disco Wing did not care for the safety of its spawn as well, the darkle creature saw an opportunity to go on the offensive now that the opponent was distracted. Folding all of its body parts into its disco ball shaped body allowed it to fall like a cannonball right down onto the intruder’s head with the intention of breaking her skull into millions of pieces.
Disco Wing: That’s not the power of darkle that I promised you a taste of. This is what I promised.
Unfortunately for Disco Wing, the helmet on Bernadettes head lessened the impact of its disco ball body once they connected. Unfortunately for Bernadette, the impact was still enough to daze her to the point that she had trouble remaining in the air.
The result of this was both of the giant birds joining their younger kin in rapidly descending to the ground. Unlike the chicklings who immediately died upon impact with the ground, Disco Wing survived due to being curled up inside its disco ball body like a turtle. Bernadette survived as well but got extremely dazed upon hitting the ground around her nest. Her helmet also got thrown off her head in the process.
Disco Wing: Stop rewriting the script of this performance and feel the power of darkle already.
Seeing a second chance to hit the giant yellow chicken hard and fast within its grasp made Disco Wing take immediate action and roll forward as quickly as it could muster up. The lord of Duckie Mountain was not dazed enough to fail to see this attack incoming through and therefore flew up into the air a few milliseconds before she would have become roadkill. She slammed down on the ground not long afterwards with the intent of squishing Disco Wing into shiny pieces under her overwhelming weight.
The disco ball containing Disco Wing just barely managed to roll out of the way of being squished underneath Bernadettes giant body. Bernadette was not about to give up after just one single failed try however so she took flight once again for another attempt. This attempt as well as the next 2 also both failed to get any result as Disco Wing rolling around her nest resulted in it avoiding being squished into mush every time.
Disco Wing: Your tragic attempts to hit me are as amusing as they are annoying birdbrain. Make a mistake already.
Disco Wing couldn’t help but get extremely frustrated and dizzy as it kept roiling and dodging every squishing attempt curtsey of Bernadette. How could a great servant of Madame Grape be pushed around by a giant goofy looking bird looking for a snack? This annoyance could not be allowed to interfere any more than she already had so when Bernadette started to sigh out of exhaustion and remain limply on the ground after yet another attempt; Disco Wing immediately seized the opportunity.
Disco Wing: Got you now you overfeed yellow Pidgeon. Feel the tragedy of a meal gone sour.
With a bounce, the creature of darkle smashed its disco ball body on top of Bernadettes head yet again but this time the chicken actually got seriously injured. The giant chicken didn’t appreciate this at all so after a failed attempt to swipe at the rapidly retreating creature of darkle with her wings: Bernadette took off into the sky. Disco Wing would have followed suit immediately if it weren’t for the chicken releasing 5 eggs onto the ground as she flew into the air.
Said eggs hatched not long afterwards and therefore released strange chicklings with spikes for faces that even the creature of darkle found extremely questionable. Thoughts of perplexment turned to wariness as these strange chicklings surrounded the Sour Bunch member. Disco Wing immediately unfurled its head and wings in order to fly into the air and avoid whatever the chicklings were planning. This was a wise decision as 4 of the chicklings would have charged forward and pieced it if the darkle bird had stayed for a few more seconds.
Disco Wing: Neither you nor your kids are willing to give up anytime soon eh? Let’s see if this next part of the play will convince you otherwise.
Bernadette witnessing the failure of her chickling and then failing herself to catch Disco Wing with her clawed feet due to the creature of darkle being a superior flyer had caused something to snap within the chicken’s mind. Feelings of annoyance and rage were slowly overriding the chicken’s hunger in importance. Regardless of how she felt at the moment, it would not have made Bernadette any less surprised by the large array of disco ball-textured blocks of varying sizes appearing out of nowhere above her.
Block upon block rained down onto Bernadette and the chicklings looking up with unreadable expressions on their spikes faces. One block hit Bernadette hard in the face while a couple others crushed 3 of the chicklings into pools of blood. Disco Wing witnessed this all from where it was hovering above the bloody scene.
Disco Wing: HAHAHAHA! Feel like giving up now? Your tragic corpses are what I will present to Madame Grape personOUCH!
A sudden stinging pain piercing it from behind caused the darkle bird to let out a nasty painful screech. When it then turned its head in search for the source of this pain, the eyes behind its mask caught glimpse of something that caused fear to fill the birds mind and could signal its tragic demise instead. Grabbing onto Disco Wings feathers was one of the spiked chicklings.
Disco Wing: Hey! That stung you little pest! Get off me this inst…..!
It did the opposite of what it was told and instead pierced Disco Wings body a second time. The chickling had not latched onto the darkle bird as it took off for nothing after all. Disco Wing could do nothing but screech out of frustration upon having its main body pierced yet again before its entire body started to fall into pieces and revealing the dark core inside for everyone to see.
Said core dropping onto ground next to the one still remaining spiked chickling meant it was in for the beating of the lifetime. The chickling responsible for this landed besides its sibling not long after and therefore joined in charging towards the helpless core.
Being pierced by 2 spiky chicklings might not have been enough to extinguish the dark core but a now undazed Bernadette diving down to squish it underneath her weight could probably do more damage. Fortunately for the core and unfortunately for Bernadette, Disco Wings body reformed itself around the core just in time and therefore allowed the darkle bird to form a block barricade all around itself for defense. Bernadette and her chicklings only caused pain to themselves when they slammed into this study makeshift barrier.
Disco Wing: As I said before, stop rewriting the script in your favor!
Bernadette: Hee….Heee…..Heeeeeee!!!! Lunch not allowed to escape!
Blocks were sent flying in every direction as Disco Wing took off into the air. The opponents around it were peltered with these blocks but that did not stop the lord of Duckie Mountain from following the darkle creature up into the air. Any chickling remaining on the ground though died upon impact with these massive blocks crushing them into nothing.
The room with the top part of a mountain stuck in the floor didn’t remain chickling-less for long as both birds released eggs onto the ground that hatched into new groups of their kids ready to tear each other apart. Disco Wing and Bernadette were also ready to claw their opponent into pieces as well when they flew into each other’s line of sight. One pair of eyes were ready to end this tale once and for all for due to the humiliation caused while the other pair was filled with a combination of rage and hunger.
Disco Wing: Finally using words again eh? Guess you are not a total birdbrain then but that won’t stop this play from coming to an end in a couple of minutes.
Bernadette responded to this provocation with a mighty screech of her own before releasing an army of eggs its way. Disco Wing did the same but instead of sending its eggs in the opponent’s direction; they were instead sent up into the celling for some reason. All the eggs hitting the creature of darkle in the face did not stop it from finishing whatever it had just done and then following this up by flying right at Bernadette with the intention of ramming her into a wall.
Said attempt proved successful and as a result; the wall Bernadette was rammed into started to form massive cracks upon impact. As she started to lose control of her flight and descend to the ground, an unusually smart idea popped up in the chicken’s brain. Grabbing onto one of Disco Wings feet with her beak turned out to be the correct action to take as the sheer weight of Bernadette made it impossible for the creature of darkle to resist being dragged downwards as well.
Disco Wing: Let go of me or face the tragic end all chickens fear.
Bernadette neither listened to Disco Wings demand or cared about her chicklings down below that had killed all of their enemies and were now waiting with spikes raised to pierce both birds. One could not expect difficult prey to give in without getting hurt oneself after all. Disco Wing very much cared about being speared once again though. Desperation to escape turned into 100% certainty of victory the moment the darkle bird caught a glimpse of something in the ceiling.
Disco Wing: You asked for this. Let’s turn this world upside down for us both with darkle power shall we.
With a mighty screech of defiance coming out of Disco Wing, the world turned upside down. Not for everyone in the world at large but certainly for the 2 birds who had gravity reversed. Up became down and down became up. Only one of the birds was prepared for something like this occurring however.
It certainly was not Bernadette the chicken who found herself confused and flailing helplessly in the air as she started to drop rapidly towards the ceiling instead alongside her many chicklings. The darkle bird on the other hand used this opportunity to get free of the yellow chicken’s grip and watch the opponents fall through the hole in the celling it had created earlier with a gleeful expression behind the mask.
Falling right into the room above on the second floor that Disco Wing knew would guarantee the fate it had promised a few second earlier is what happened to the lord of Duckie Mountain and her chicklings next. What she bumped into as a result on that floor caused a certain feeling to replace her hunger entirely. Said feeling was absolute fear.
Bernadette: Wohooo….Whooo…..whoohowoooo……whooooohgggg!!!!!!
To Bernadette’s horror and Disco Wings delight, what she had bumped into was a huge pot full of boiling water used for the chef stage play in progress. All the water poured onto the giant yellow chicken when she fell past it. Bernadettes dead and cooked body therefore slammed into the celling of the second floor surrounded by the dead bodies of her kin that joined her not long after.
Reversing gravity back to normal for itself was what Disco Wing did before flying through the hole in the roof to get a closer look at what its actions had brought. Hopefully the sight of this cooked chicken being delivered to her personally would make Madame Grape full of deliciously tragic despair.
KO!
All the Sour Bunch members and Theets around the stage had stopped what they were doing the second they caught a glimpse of the giant grilled chicken stuck on the ceiling. Disco Wing suddenly making its appearance caused even more commotion among the quickly fleeing Theets and maniacally laughing members of the Sour Bunch. The darkle bird ignored all the shouts coming its way though. Its gaze was too focused on Bernadettes dead body to notice anything else.
Disco Wing: The play has come to a close and the ending was predictably tragic indeed. You shall be given to Madame Grape but surely she won’t mind me taking the few first bites of victory.
Madame Grape would probably definitely mind not getting a first crack at this delicious meal but Disco Wing very much felt it deserved a slice of the pie as well for a plan well executed. Of course, feasting upon the chicken that had tried to eat it was too much of an ironic scenario to let slip through its feathers.
Empty air is the only thing Disco Wing managed to get a bite out of however to the bird’s shock. What surprised the creature of darkle even more was the giant dead body of Bernadette vanishing into thin air and the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom appearing in her place.
Disco Wing: What the..? Where did my spoils of victory go and who are you? Tell me the truth and be punished by the power of darkle.
The truth was something Disco Wing did not receive due to Peach going on the offensive instead. Telling said truth about the genius inventor from another dimension that had caused this swapping places mess in the first place by accident and then also fixed said problem would probably not have made the darkle bird any less hostile if one was to be honest though.
- Disco Wing and Princess Peach starts to duke it out on the celling overlooking the large theater stage below.
- Donald Duck teleports onto Duckie Mountain only to come face to face with Bernadette cooked and burned beyond recognition.
Results[]
Boomstick: I know I said the chicken was annoying before but even I have to admit that she did decently well during this battle. Not enough to avoid being boiled to death and becoming someone’s dinner mind you.
Wiz: True even if the more accurate description would be both Disco Wing and Bernadette having a good showing in this battle to the death. The identity of the winner was very easy to deduce despite this. It doesn’t make me any less impressed by the effort these introduction bosses put in however.
Boomstick: More so for Bernadette in my opinion as the disco darkness bird had this battle in the bag from the beginning. Gravity shenanigans and block summoning are OP abilities that kind of sealed the chicken’s fate from the starts after all. Not only did the upcoming fried chicken have nothing to counter this, her tiny brain is also less than ideal when compared to a creature that helped take over a giant theater. The fact that the intelligent Grape-mask witch created it didn’t make things any better for the mountain bird.
Wiz: I could have told you that from their way of speech alone but to give Bernadette some credit to her name; the lord of Duckie Mountains method of releasing eggs full of murderous hatchlings is superior to Disco Wings ability to do the same. None of the first darkle boss spawn has extremely sharp spikes for faces unlike Bernadette so the yellow giant bird has at least one tiny area where she is better.
Boomstick: Giving the overgrown bird the minion advantage eh? That’s fine with me seeing as she deserves a tiny win for a fight decently fought. Especially when the biggest factors weighting this birds chances of victory down is her durability and fat….I mean oversized body. Donald Duck and Peach whacking these birds’ feathery butts should make it easy to figure out what I am getting at.
Wiz: Peach sending Bowser flying into the distance certainly outdoes Going Quackers Donald either one or two-shooting Mooses, zombies, and many more foes. Even if Peach and Donalds attacks were of similar strengths, Disco Wings body need to be severely harmed 2 times in order to reveal its core which need to be hit 3 times to be destroyed completely. This number skyrockets even more if the darkle creature can reform itself before the final blow and therefore need 2 more hits on its body in order to get another attempt at the core. In comparison, Bernadette only needs to be punched 3 times in the face in order to be killed.
Boomstick: If the chicken could fly gracefully, be much quicker, possesses sufficient stamina, or have all 3 combined, the disco ball disguised as a bird would probably have a lot harder of a time giving Bernadette these 3 fatal hits. Disco Wing had all these advantages and Bernadette had almost none at all so despite her best efforts; the yellow chicken was really easy target practice.
Wiz: I guess this is it then. We have made it clear why Disco Wing Proved itself superior in most areas. You found both avian combatants weird during their analyses though so which one do you find most off-putting and strange; Disco Wing or Bernadette?
Boomstick: Both for different reasons. Disco Wing for literally being a disco ball that spawns other disco ball abominations and Bernadette for literally just being a giant chicken with no backstory or connection with the rest of the Donald Duck universe. I would not say I hate either of the 2 though for just being weird. Both the disco bird and oversized yellow carnivore has decent qualities.
Wiz: That is high praise for these introductory bosses of their respective games. Disco Wing and Bernadette might have the same kind of role but only one could be the better first boss battle. Madame Grapes dark creation had the abilities, intelligence, and durability to take advantage of Bernadette and her chicklings faults at all turns.
Boomstick: Bernadette crashed into a disco show in the sky that quickly turned quackers.
Wiz: The winner is Disco Wing.
