| “ | Nobody likes to be hated by the population, till I find, I don't mind when they say "Go Away"! Folks believe, and perceive, I am an abomination! They despair, I don't care when they say "Go Away"! Yes, folks think I am a cad! Not somebody to be trusted. My father thinks I'm bad! My mother's totally disgusted! I get kicks playing tricks, causing people's degradation. Make a stink, I won't blink when they say "Go Away"! Trouble's what I'm all about! So I am always getting busted! My doctor threw me out. Called me... somewhat maladjusted! I delight in a fight, prompting endless confrontation! You should know I won't go! When they say..."Go Away". | „ |
| ~ The lyrics to Dirk's memetic song, "Bad Boy", and his most infamous quote. |
| “ | If anybody's gonna find the Zabadu and get rich and famous off of it, it's gonna be Dirk Dinkum! | „ |
| ~ Dirk revealing his true colours. |
Dirk Dinkum is a supporting antagonist in The Garfield Show, serving as the main antagonist of the Long Lost Lyman and Lion Queen specials. He is a famous Australian adventurer and poacher.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
Battle Record[]
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Battle Record
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Anton (Anton)
- Billy Butcher (The Boys)
- The Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
- Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
- Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
- Death (Puss In Boots: The Last Wish)
- Deathstroke (DC Comics)
- The Devastator (Dark Nights: Metal)
- Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot)
- Doomguy (DOOM)
- Eddie Brock (Venom)
- Eric Cartman (South Park)
- Garrett Garrison (A Minecraft Movie)
- Guts (Berserk)
- Guts Man (Mega Man)
- The Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
- Hellboy (Dark Horse Comics)
- Hol Horse (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
- Horror!Sans (Horrortale)
- Jack Horner (Puss In Boots: The Last Wish)
- Jason Voorhees (Friday The 13th)
- Judge Holden (Blood Meridian)
- Kratos (God Of War)
- Little Mac (Punch-Out!!)
- Michael Myers (Halloween)
- Mr. Sandman (Punch-Out!!)
- Robbie Rotten (LazyTown)
- Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
- The Terminator (Terminator)
- Venom (Marvel Comics)
- Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics)
Death Battle Info[]
- Name: Dirk Dinkum
- Age: Unknown, likely middle-aged
- Height: Unknown, is stated to be "large"
- Weight: Unknown
Abilities & Skills[]
- Superhuman Strength
- Superhuman Speed
- Superhuman Durability
- Weapon Mastery
- Combat Prowess
- Charisma
- Marksmanship
Feats[]
- Superior to Jon Arbuckle, who is comparable to Garfield
- Survived quicksand
Faults[]
- Arrogant
- Is still human
- Was scared off by the Zabadu
Trivia[]
- He is commonly compared to Saxton Hale.
- He shares the same voice actor with Dingodile.
- His last name, Dinkum, is Australian slang for true, honest, and genuine, which is ironic, considering Dirk is none of those things.