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Paper Mario VS The Archie Sonic Comics! The blistering hot debateful war between the two franchises wages on, and finally reaches psychotic super-villains! Will the evil Sonic the Hedgehog jest the jester, or will the dark magician snap his adversary to oblivion? Decisions, decisions... Shall we get started?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Heroes always have some sort of hurdle to jump when trying to resolve the plot's dilemma. However, some "hurdles" are MUCH bigger than the rest, and those hurdles are more often than not are completely visual from miles away.
Boomstick: Eye on the prize, Wiz. But, sometimes that prize IS hidden well, and that hurdle only APPEARS small. And, well, psychos with a super form seems to be fitting for a nice plot-twist... At least according to these assholes.
Wiz: Dimentio, the master of dimensions and titleholder of the transformation "Super Dimentio."
Boomstick: And Scourge, evil Sonic and possessor of the transformation "Super Scourge." He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's OUR job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to determine... who would win... a Death Battle.
Dimentio[]
Wiz: Thousands of years ago, there existed an ancient tribe of people... The Tribe of Ancients. And within this group, an ancient book was written, predicting the future. Many countries fought over this very book, but after obtaining it, none found happiness ever again. Why? Because said book held secrets far too depressing for anyone's eyes to catch sight of.
Boomstick: ...OOOoooOOOoooOOOooo... So very scary!
Wiz: As a matter of fact, within this book, the Dark Prognosticus, the wars fought were actually retold to the reader.
Boomstick: Now that's some mystical shit. You fight for the book in wars, and upon obtaining it, you even read about your own struggle.
Wiz: But then, a group of renegades took off with the book in tow, & became known as "The Tribe of Darkness." After hearing of this, the Tribe of Ancients suspected something... something bad. They then wrote the Dark Prognosticus' competitor, the Light Prognosticus.
Boomstick: Years later, and by that I mean hundreds to thousands of years later, a man named "Count Blumiere" lost his mind after his father seemingly killed his true love... LAAAME!!
Wiz: And thus, the Dark Prognosticus was thrust into action. And this man obtained four underlings. Nastasia, O'Chunks, Mimi and... Dimentio.
Boomstick: Despite being a clown--
Wiz: Jester.
Boomstick: --clown, Dimentio wields formidable enough powers, he might as well be a jester.
Wiz: He is.
Boomstick: Unfortunately, he isn't.
- Magical Spheres
- Magical Boxes
- Teleportation
- Flight
- Intangibility
- Visual Illusions
- Cloning
- Reality Warping
- Mind Control
- Precognition
- Dimensional Flip
Wiz: *Sighs* ...Your frustrating, you know that? Anyway, Dimentio is also a magician, allowing him to create magical spheres he can toss at enemies, which he can also spread-shot, hitting many areas all at once, not to mention his magical boxes, which trap Dimentio's foe, rendering them helpless as he engulfs them in explosions.
Boomstick: Hell, Dimentio can teleport, fly, make himself tangible & intangible all he wants, create visual illusions, clone himself into an army, predict the future, having been hinted to have written the Dark Prognosticus, after all, & flip between spatial dimensions!
Wiz: Dimentio's horizon expands even further, however. As shown in game, Dimentio can plant Floro Sprouts into someone's head, & once it sprouts completely, they're at his beck & call. He basically brainwashes them entirely into his slaves! And not to mention he can warp reality on an extremely high scale, even SNAPPING away an entire UNIVERSE at one point in the game! Scratch that, MULTIPLE times!
Boomstick: And get this: we haven't even got to his actual power! And oh shit, it's crazy!
Wiz: You see, Dimentio not only wields the Chaos Heart, but tremendous power to follow along with it!
Boomstick: "And in the end, The Void will consume all... All worlds, all dimensions..." This passage is a quote from Merlon in the beginning of the game, which he quoted from the Light Prognosticus itself, which would also describe my ex-wife at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
Wiz: So, what does this have to do with Dimentio, you probably ask. Well, you see, later on in the game, Chapter 6, Sammer's Kingdom, Mario, Peach, & Bowser all tank The Void with no damage, besides being knocked unconscious, of course. Soon afterwards, Dimentio shows up, & blasts our heroes to oblivion! An entire different world, just like The Void did. But also, knocking them unconscious, JUST like The Void did! If you don't get what I'm getting at, then, Dimentio matches The Void in power! The reason he never did anything was because Count Bleck had the Chaos Heart, which made him invincible, so Dimentio could do nothing to stop him, and thus, waited... Waited for an opportunity.
Boomstick: So, how powerful does this feat make him? Well, you see, The Void was going to consume all worlds, which in Mario language, would mean all UNIVERSES... To recap, the Mario Multiverse is ENORMOUS! Not infinite, sure, but it contains countless universes, & then the Dream Depot, which contains TRILLIONS of universes! This isn't even all!
Wiz: You see, that sentence, also states that it consumes dimensions, and in this case, it literally cannot mean the popular synonym, universes. Why? Because not only does worlds take that, but dimensions is always referred to as spatial & temporal in this game, like with Dimensional Flip. And since the Mario Multiverse has crossed over with ours COUNTLESS times, then it's reasonable to say their linked somehow. In which case, since our Universe is always explained through 11 Dimensions, it's also reasonable to say that this feat is saying that Dimentio's an 11th Dimensional Being!
Boomstick: Just to give you an idea of how powerful this is, we're 3rd Dimensional Beings, & with each extra dimension, the being grows infinitely more powerful, versatile, & will understand MUCH more than lower dimensions can!
Wiz: But this is not all that this feat brings to Dimentio, oh no! Because it consumes all dimensions, that'd include the 4th Dimension: time. And since The Void consumed Sammer's Kingdom, Dimentio should NOT be able to move whilst inside an utterly timeless void, which he did! In order to move like that, he'd have to have INFINITE SPEED!
Boomstick: This means that he could go so fast, ANYONE with ANY finite amount of speed would NEVER be able to even TOUCH him!
Wiz: However, Dimentio's feats don't end there! Of course, being 11th Dimensional, he has High Complex Multiversal attack potency & durability, but Dimentio's even extremely smart! He's cunning, manipulative, & even planned his ENTIRE plan to defeat Count Bleck using Mario, use Luigi for himself, take the Chaos Heart, etc. from the get-go & covered up most flaws it had with a back-up plan!
(Music Stops)
Boomstick: Wiz... We haven't even mentioned IT...
Wiz: Oh, you're right.
(Cue ~ The Ultimate Show Metal Remix)
Boomstick: Oh yes... It's time...
Wiz: Once in the possession of the Chaos Heart, Dimentio is granted plenty of abilities.
- Invincibility
- Void Creation
- Reality Warping
- Immortality
Boomstick: Like being completely invincible! You know, invincible is a synonym to Omnipotent...
Wiz: Welp... Here comes another feat...
Boomstick: I'm not saying this clown is Omnipotent, but he logically, taking the facts into account, should be completely invincible to 11th Dimensional Beings, making him 12th Dimensional!
Wiz: Which is the proper way to do it, we're not trying to wank anyone, after all. Also, alongside that, Dimentio is able to create The Void & manipulate it, & even warp reality! Then, because it's stated in both Prognosticus that Dimentio, or, the dark one, and the Chaos Heart cannot be stopped by any means except the four heroes & the Pure Hearts, Dimentio is invincible when faced against Queen Jaydes, who has almighty power over life & death in the Marioverse, giving him a type of immortality.
Boomstick: But then you combine Dimentio, the Chaos Heart, & Luigi to make Super Dimentio!
- Sacrifices Magical Prowess for Physical Prowess
- Flight
- Life Manipulation
- Reality Warping
- Pixel Luigi Clones
- All stats as before, except higher
Wiz: As Super Dimentio, Dimentio sacrifices all magical abilities he has for downright physical prowess! He can also jump... VERY high...
Boomstick: So he inherits a lot of Luigi's abilities, but then, still has some of his own, like the ability to fly & warp reality.
Wiz: Super Dimentio can give life to inanimate objects, which will fight with Super Dimentio. Like how he possessed all the platforms in the area, giving them a demonic smile, & allowing them to lock-on & fire projectiles at Mario & co.
Boomstick: Finally, he can sometimes spawn Pixel Luigi clones, very similar to the Pal Pill. They share similarities... like being EXACTLY THE SAME!!
Wiz: As for stats, Super Dimentio is superior to Dimentio w/ the Chaos Heart by an unknown degree, as Luigi is "the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart." So, he IS still only 12th Dimensional, but he's a stronger 12th Dimensional Being than Dimentio w/ the Chaos Heart is.
Boomstick: Despite all of this...
Wiz: Dimentio still has flaws. You see, Dimentio in base form was extremely over-confident of his abilities. He believed that, once he obtained the Chaos Heart, nothing would stop him. He believed that his plan was literally bullet-proof. And, as a result, not just his base form, but Super Dimentio as well, suffered an irreversible loss to the power to pull through any obstacle, no matter how tall. He lost to the power of love itself. And maybe if he'd thought things through more, he might have just succeeded.
Boomstick: Regardless of his egotistical flaw, Dimentio is an extremely powerful opponent, & a sociopathic one at that... Now, can we wrap this up? I'm hungry.
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Dimentio: Oh, the forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder.
Peach: D-Dimentio?! What are you doing here?!
Dimentio: Oh, bad news for you! There is no way in this world to restore the Pure Heart... Yes, sadly, your hard work was all... in... vain.
Bowser: Urrrgh... Are you serious? That... really stinks!
Dimentio: Ah ha ha. Yes, it does. And that's why I decided to give you a consolation prize...
*Dimentio boxes the heroes in, & snaps his fingers, engulfing them in explosions, & a bright flash*
Merlon: What... just happened?
Tippi: Mario?! Princess Peach?! Bowser...?! MARIO! Where'd you go, Mario?!
Dimentio: It's quite simple... I fulfilled their wishes! I sent them to next world! Ah ha ha. You do know who I am, right? I am your enemy, Dimentio! I serve Count Bleck! Well, as pleasant as this has been, I must leave. Ciao!
*Dimentio teleports away*
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Scourge[]
Wiz: Within the Archie Sonic Comics, there exists alternate realities containing different versions of the Sonic characters we've grown to love.
Boomstick: And hate.
Wiz: And in one of those realities, Moebius, there existed "Evil Sonic." This evil Sonic is pretty self-explanatory, except the fact that, while growing up, evil Sonic was ignored by his father, Anti-Jules. Because of this, & when Moebius' Great Palace hit "rock bottom," evil Sonic killed his father, & threw any other opposing threats into Moebius' Zone of Silence. After completing the aforementioned tasks, Scourge became the new king of Moebius, & ruled it with an iron fist.
Boomstick: However, that was just his former occupation. He became the leader of the Suppression Squad, or, Anti-Freedom Fighters. Man, this guy is exactly the same as Sonic, yet exactly the opposite. That's stupid.
Wiz: Scourge is a naturally born cold-blooded killer that has no desires except to stamp out anything that stands in his way of power. It should also be noted that Scourge originally looked exactly like Sonic, minus his custom attire. Until he sampled some of the Master Emerald's power, turning him green & turning him, rather psychotic.
- Spin Dash
- Homing Attack
- Chaos Control
Boomstick: Then of course, the bastard has abilities, of which he practically just stole from the Blue Blur.
Wiz: Well, he did, because he IS Sonic... except evil.
Boomstick: Of course, he can curl into a ball & either home in on one enemy with the Homing Attack, or repeat the set-up process & roll along the ground into an enemy, possibly multiple.
Wiz: Also, Scourge, with the use of one of his Anarchy Beryls, basically Anti-Chaos Emeralds, can use Chaos Control & it's natural time & space manipulation abilities by drawing from the Chaos Force.
Boomstick: Scourge in his base form is basically Sonic, except evil. He stalemated Sonic in power & speed before when he didn't even have some of the Master Emerald's power, so, presumably, he should be even higher, even if it's only slightly.
Wiz: To translate, Scourge is capable of Multi-Solar System Level attack potency.
Boomstick: It's also worth noting that, again, greeny here is Sonic & has stalemated him before, even in speed. Sonic has ran fast enough to cross his entire multiverse in less than a day, and while it's kinda unknown about how many universes there are, this at least comes out to MFTL+!
Wiz: Oh, and Scourge, again, being Sonic, should have his durability as well, which is Universal+ because Sonic tanked the Ultimate Annihilator at ground zero, which had destroyed large universes just before, and Scourge even has intelligence higher than any average person would have.
(Music Stops)
Boomstick: Wiz, the Anarchy Beryls... Remember?
Wiz: Yeah, of course I do.
Boomstick: However, Scourgey here can use the Anti-Chaos Emeralds to transform into Scourge.EXE! Yay!
- Link to the Chaos Force
- Flight
- A stat multiplier of 11x
Wiz: In reality, this is Super Scourge, Scourge's super form & most powerful form! This form is powered by the Anarchy Beryls, which allow a natural link to the Chaos Force, so Super Scourge is able to naturally perform Chaos Control at any time he wants, plus, his link to the Chaos Force is stronger than the Chaos Emeralds', allowing more energy & Chaos Power, as well as more overall power & speed.
Boomstick: Super Scourge easily a 4th Dimensional Being then, as he should be slightly superior to Super Sonic, who fought Enerjak. So, cool, Super Scourge is Multiversal+ in both attack potency & durability!
Wiz: This is also not counting the fact that his speed is now 11x higher, which is still only MFTL+, but, eh, at least he's faster now.
Boomstick: Despite this impressive amount of power...
Wiz: Scourge has a few flaws. One, he's very overconfident in his abilities in base form. Second, his Super Form has a weakness: the Anarchy Beryls actually, instead of restore power, DRAIN power during post-transformation, leaving him incredibly vulnerable. Plus, Super Scourge was tricked into de-transforming by Sonic, allowing him to be defeated easily.
Boomstick: Regardless, Scourge is a very tough opponent to beat.
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*Finished defeating the Freedom Fighters*
Super Scourge: Oh, fresh meat for me to soften my knuckles on!
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Pre-DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. It's time to settle this debate, once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Screaming & hollering is heard as a dark shadow is cast upon the Mushroom Kingdom.
A heart was floating mid-air, with a mysterious jester behind it, a giant smile on said jester's face.
"Ah ha ha ha. Funny, since my return seems to have been an unpredictable occurrence." Dimentio began, & thrusted the Chaos Heart into the air.
"Too bad no Mario is here to save you all today!"
(Music Fades Out)
The Chaos Heart then ripped a hole in the dimensional fabric of space time, creating The Void.
A shadow cast deeper unto the Mushroom Kingdom, engulfing all of the world's light & hopes.
The camera panned out, & zoomed into Peach's Castle, revealing it's interior, & a meeting full of panic.
"SOMEBODY HELP! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!" a Toad cried, filled with dismay.
"Calm yourselves!" Toadsworth called out, hushing the crowd, "We can live through this, we'll just need help to do it."
One Toad then called out "Mario & Luigi took a day off, their at home today!"
"Broadcast national emergency! We need someone to help!" Toadsworth ordered.
"Yes sir!" another Toad acknowledged, & ran off to broadcast national emergency on the news.
The camera then faded to black...
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Toad Town Television Store
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As Toads are still running for their lives, a mysterious figure walks by the television store, which was broadcasting the national emergency, & Princess Peach appeared.
"Hello people of the Mushroom Kingdom. I regret to inform you that the Mario Bros. are currently at their home today, and, quite honestly, I'm unsure of exactly how to get a hold of them. Things are looking grim right now, but if somebody is capable of taking on the threat in the sky, please, take him on & save the Mushroom Kingdom. You'll be rewarded, I promise you that." The Princess informed, & the television cut out.
The figure stopped in it's tracks, looking up to see the cataclysm.
"Oh, rewards, you say?" The figure murmured, "Then I'll be on this push-over."
The figure then raced off.
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The Sky
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Dimentio began laughing. The Void would consume this world AND he could watch everyone suffer through it! Man, he was very glad he predicted Mario's day off correctly, or he'd be in trouble right now.
Wait...
(Music Stops)
What is that? There seems to be something flying at him... but... what?
BAM![]
Dimentio was clobbered in the face with a punch & reeled backwards, flying towards Toadwood Forest.
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Toadwood Forest
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Dimentio landed, & so did his adversary.
The two opposing characters stood, staring each other down.
"So, you challenge me, I take it?" Dimentio asked.
"Oh buddy, I'm doing more than just challenging you, I'm going to kill you!" the figure threatened.
"Is that so? Well, Scourge, I will not be going down as easily as you think."
"Heh, you think so? Well, I'm about to prove you wrong." Scourge taunted, the two preparing to battle the other, & suddenly, red, bolded letters slashed across the screen,
FIGHT![]
Scourge flew at Dimentio, but he caught his punches within his palms, & created a clone, which kicked towards Scourge, who threw himself to the side, dodging.
Another clone materialized & flew at Scourge's head, but he ducked, & ran at the real Dimentio, kneeing him in the stomach, which stunned him.
Scourge then followed up with a swipe to Dimentio's face, which he blocked, & a flurry of punches, which Dimentio also blocked, but his guard being broken, causing him to stumble back. Scourge then hopped back, & flew forward whilst curled up into a spiky ball, & flew at Dimentio.
Right as he was about to strike, Dimentio suddenly evaporated into the air like a hologram would.
Scourge continued rolling forward, & Dimentio recurred again, but blasted Scourge with a magical sphere, sending him flipping backwards & onto his ass.
"Hmmm... You seem to be a fast one..." Dimentio sanctioned, before cloning himself into ten Dimentios.
Scourge jumped back to his feet, only to be sent aghast by the multiple Dimentios, all of which laughed at him & threw a spread-shot magical sphere, sending roughly thirty of them at him.
"Okay, now THAT'S bullshit!" Scourge called out, irritated, & did a back-flip, managing to dodge three, & began running from the rest. He ran around the trees, having the trees get blasted to bits by the magical spheres. Dimentio began to realize that he really needed to catch this guy before he could really do anything.
Scourge came soaring at Dimentio & jumped at him.
(Music Cuts Out)
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Scourge spun around, mid-air, & landed a nasty roundhouse kick to Dimentio's face.
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(Music Cuts In)
Scourge spun around, mid-air, & threw a nasty roundhouse kick at Dimentio's face, but he dodged just in time, & threw his own punch, right into Scourge's jaw.
Suddenly, space around them began contorting, & it rippled, rendering the two combatants gone.
The Music then fades out as the camera fades to black.
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Crisis City
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The two flashed back into reality, & Dimentio sent Scourge flying away, Rings flying out in all directions.
Scourge caught himself, then glimpsed at the lava below that he'd almost fell into. Scourge looked back at Dimentio with an infuriated look, & dashed towards Dimentio, throwing rapid punches & kicks, all of which Dimentio proceedingly dodged with mere side-steps & ducking, a smile on his face the entire time.
Dimentio then began creating clones to fight back with, the first one going for a tackle, which Scourge side-stepped to dodge & threw another punch, which Dimentio stepped backwards to dodge, & sent another clone, which successfully punched his stomach, & flew into a pillar, sticking Scourge there.
The real Dimentio, with a smile, sent a magical sphere at the trapped hedgehog, who tried pushing the clone away, but it just wouldn't budge...
The ball then went right through the clone & blasted Scourge right through the pillar & face-first onto the ground.
Scourge pushed himself back to his feet, more enraged than ever before, & ran towards Dimentio with all the speed he had.
Scourge threw a punch, but Dimentio threw his own, & their fists collided, sending out a shockwave that caused all the buildings around them to crumble. Scourge threw a kick, but Dimentio dematerialized right before Scourge, causing the kick to miss. Suddenly, a box formed around Scourge.
(Music Stops)
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha. You have fallen into a trap you won't return from." Dimentio stated.
"Oh really? And what makes you think I can't bust out of this thing?" Scourge asked.
"This." Dimentio snapped his fingers, & the box engulfed Scourge in eight explosions, smoke filling the area.
Dimentio stood, waiting to see Scourge's remains--or even if there was any...
But then, the smoke cleared instantly, & a glowing, purple-aura Scourge stood before Dimentio... Super Scourge...
Super Scourge smiled at Dimentio, who was rather shocked to see Scourge still in one piece after his magical box technique.
Super Scourge then used Chaos Control, appearing right in front of Dimentio & punching him hard enough to send him flying through twelve buildings before finally catching himself. Super Scourge flew at Dimentio & threw a kick, which Dimentio dodged, & a clone grabbed hold of Super Scourge, who simply spun into a spiky ball, sending the clone flying into a bridge below, breaking it.
Super Scourge used Homing Attack in an attempt to land a hit on Dimentio, but he threw himself out of the way, the fight taking place in the air via flight.
Super Scourge then spun back around & towards Dimentio again, who got an idea this time. Super Scourge uncurled himself & threw a punch, which Dimentio flat-out deflected, & landed a low-blow to Super Scourge's gut, space contorting again, & then rippling with the two vanishing once more.
The Music faded out as the screen faded to black...
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Dimension D
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The two combatants then materialized once more, this time inside Dimension D, & Dimentio sent Super Scourge smacking into the wall of the dimension.
Dimentio smirked, then cloned himself into three, & threw nine magical spheres at Super Scourge, who Spin Dashed through all of them & kicked Dimentio into the wall of the dimension, & then threw a flurry of punches at him, but only managed to rapidly assault the wall of Dimension D, as Dimentio had teleported away from the assault, & was now behind Super Scourge.
Dimentio then used his magical box technique, but Super Scourge simply teleported out of the box using Chaos Control, & nailed Dimentio in the back with a punch, sending him sprawling forward & into the wall of Dimension D.
Super Scourge Spin Dashed at him, but he flew below the attack, & Super Scourge Spin Dashed through the dimension's wall, making the dimension fragile. Dimentio seen this, & got a plan.
"Oh, he just made a dreadful mistake." The jester stated.
Super scourge came flying back in, causing the dimension to lose more of it's balance, & come closer to collapsing. Super Scourge didn't notice this, however.
Dimentio dodged Super Scourge's kick & fired three magical spheres, which Super Scourge simply dodged without effort & threw yet another punch at Dimentio, who dodged & had a clone tackle Super Scourge to the ground. Dimentio rapidly blasted him with magical spheres, but then he powered up, destroying the clone, & fired off a massive beam of energy.
(Music Fades)
Dimentio smirked, & dematerialized.
Super Scourge then felt an earthquake, & the dimension began collapsing,
"...That bastard... CHAOS CON--"
CRASH, CRUMBLE![]
The screen flashed completely white, then faded to black...
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The Mushroom Kingdom
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The Void was growing at an exponential pace now, as the fight had gone on, The Void grew. Dimentio watched it grow.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Quite the fun show, if I do say so myself." Dimentio laughed.
The world began warping, & contorting. Dimentio teleported away, & the Mushroom Kingdom met it's final hours.
The Void began expanding, enveloping the entire Mushroom Kingdom, & the universe around it.
Toads ran trying to find their loved ones.
Kid Toads cried in their homes.
"Mommy! Why are you crying?! Mommy! Mommy, please, answer me!" One kid asked.
The mother couldn't answer, all that was heard from her was sobbing.
Yoshis looked into the sky to see the enormous black hole enveloping all the land, striking panic into them. They ran for shelter, thinking that may help... Such fools...
Toadsworth & Princess Peach spent their last few minutes together.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this, Toadsworth." Princess Peach whispered.
Princess Peach knelt down next to her steward, who had, moments earlier, died of a heart attack. The end of the world was too much to handle, I guess.
Bowser looked into The Void & growled.
Donkey Kong stared in terror at the enormous dimensional black hole.
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The Woods
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Mario had finally woken up, & walked downstairs to get his coffee, but as he walked downstairs, he caught glimpse of The Void out his window.
"Wait... HOLY SHIT-A, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!" Mario exclaimed in utter disbelief.
"No... It can't be... D-Dimentio?!" Mario rushed upstairs, picked up his unconscious brother, hoping to save him, ran down the stairs, busted down the basement door, ran down it, & scanned the room.
F.L.U.D.D., Poltergust, Mushrooms, Pogo-Sticks, Crystal Stars, PURE HEARTS!
"THERE!!" Mario shouted, diving for them & tossing Luigi at them...
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(Music Stops)
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So close...
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Literally, just a few more inches, & everyone could have been saved... or at least avenged...
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Dimentio laughed.
"Ah ha ha ha ha. That's one, now, for the other one."
"Which other one?" Someone asked.
"Don't tell me..." Dimentio began, & turned around.
Super Scourge stood before him.
"You've got a lot of explaining to do to get yourself out of this one. Because you destroyed this world, now I won't get MY reward for killing you!" Super Scourge complained.
"Okay, so you're getting on my nerves, you purple prick. DIE!"
(Cue ~ The Grand Finale Metal Remix)
Dimentio teleported in front of Super Scourge & threw a punch, which he dodged, & the two began teleporting around the world of nothingness, clashing fists, sending out shockwaves of tremendous power. Eventually, Super Scourge was pushed back & clobbered with a powerful punch, sending him soaring backwards.
Dimentio cloned himself five times & threw fifteen magical spheres at Super Scourge, which he flew through, maneuvering just perfectly enough to dodge them all, & tackled Dimentio...
Except...
It was a clone. The clone vanished, & Dimentio smiled, but Super Scourge found nothing funny, & fired off blasts of Chaos power, which Dimentio countered using magical spheres.
This created a wall of smoke, & Dimentio looked around.
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Super Scourge rolled right through the smoke & right into Dimentio's chest, sending him propelling backwards.
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Super Scourge rolled right through the smoke & right towards Dimentio's chest, but Dimentio side-stepped just in time.
Super Scourge came rolling back around, but got blasted with a magical sphere, which sent him flipping backwards through the air. Dimentio materialized next to him, snatching him up by the throat, & contorting space, rippling it, & dematerializing once again, making the two combatants vanish before your very eyes.
The Music fades out as the screen fades to black...
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Space Colony A.R.K.
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Dimentio & his foe appear in space on the Space Colony A.R.K.
"Now, witness... THIS!" Dimentio snapped his fingers, & The Void appeared in Sonic's World as well.
Dimentio then punched the Space Colony A.R.K., causing it to become unstable & begin a collision course with Earth.
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Earth
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People are extremely dismayed about this, but Sonic seen this happening, & utilized the Chaos Emeralds with Shadow & Silver, all three becoming Super, & they flew towards to A.R.K.
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Space Colony A.R.K.
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"Guys! It looks like we've got two problems!" Super Sonic pointed at the A.R.K. & The Void.
"What the hell is that!?" Super Shadow exclaimed in question about The Void.
"It's no fucking use to try & figure it out!" Super Silver shouted.
"Silver, you and Shadow on that giant black hole, I've got the A.R.K.!"
Super Shadow & Super Silver gave him a thumbs up & flew off.
Super Sonic rushed towards the A.R.K. & pushed at it with all of his power, slowing it tremendously.
Dimentio then punched Super Scourge out of the glass & blasted him towards Earth, but, he came flying back in a nigh-instant. This irritated Dimentio, as he has Sonic to deal with & wants to make the A.R.K. hit Earth.
Super Scourge threw a punch at Dimentio, who dodged, & nailed a punch to Super Scourge's gut, one so strong, it made his Super form briefly flash back towards his base form. This hit knocked him unconscious... or so it seemed. Dimentio smirked, it'll all be easy now!
"CHAOS... CONTROOOOO--GUH..." Super Sonic spit up some blood...
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A punch from the back completely shattered his spine!
Dimentio then formed enough power to blast Super Sonic into base form, & then teleported next to Super Shadow & Super Silver, who were trying to fight The Void, & kicked Sonic into it.
"SONIC?!" The two Super characters exclaimed, and then were blasted with such extreme power, it blasted a hole through their torso! Then, well, The Void consumed them.
All humans could do was watch the A.R.K. fall down towards the earth, with nothing to do except... wait.
Many did exactly that.
Some were ready to go.
Some weren't.
Some needed to go.
Some didn't.
Regardless of your category, in this case, you were going as well.
"You know something, man? I never hated you. I'm sorry." The man said to his brother.
"Really? Well, that's a relief." The two brothers hugged.
"Shit... Does that mean I have to do die too?" Metal Mario875 asked.
Well... Kinda. You'll die in the story, but not in reality. You got it?
"I guess... That blows..."
The A.R.K. then collided with the Earth, blasting the whole planet to pieces, and, most importantly, completely wiping out the entire Biosphere.
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Coming face-to-face with each other, Super Dimentio & Super Scourge plan on finishing this fight soon.
Zooming at the enormous puppet, Super Scourge rapidly blitzed it with Spin Dashes, which had zero effect. Super Dimentio super jumped, locked on, & attempted to crush Super Scourge, but failed. He did, however, succeed in punching him seconds after his previous failure, which sent Super Scourge flying backwards.
He caught himself & came flying forward once again, this time blasting Super Dimentio from all directions with Chaos energy, which also had no effect. Super Scourge teleported behind him & kicked his head. Nothing...
"Ah ha ha ha ha! I am invincible! There is nothing you can do!" Super Dimentio shouted & tackled Super Scourge, which sent him flying back with Super Dimentio. Super Scourge then began rapidly Spin Dashing into Super dimentio's head, & then, Super Dimentio landed the hit... Super Scourge was sent recoiling back, & was also knocked out of his Super form & onto the ground, without any energy to spare.
(Music Stops)
"Damn you, you crazy bastard..."
Super Dimentio smiled & crushed Scourge with his fist. Upon lifting his hand, all that was there was a flattened corpse.
K.O.![]
Super Dimentio then began recreating all worlds within his image.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Holy shit... That was awesome!
Wiz: Not the most exciting, by far, but still exciting. Anyways, Dimentio wins for a plethora of reasons. And to be honest, the Chaos Heart & Super Dimentio are not part of those. Sure, they make him win, but Dimentio would beat even Super Scourge without much trouble, & if you don't understand why, well, then I'll bet you didn't read their analysis.
Boomstick: If Dimentio's an 11th Dimensional Being while Super Scourge is a 4th Dimensional Being, & one extra dimension is the matter of an infinite power jump, then Dimentio has seven infinite power jumps over Super Scourge.
Wiz: This is also not counting the fact that he has far more abilities & has infinite speed. Essentially, with infinite speed, anyone or anything with any amount of finite speed would never even be able to so much as touch that person. They could move when time doesn't even exist, in utterly timeless voids! Because Super Scourge has a finite amount of speed, Dimentio's infinitely faster.
Boomstick: And then of course, there is things like intelligence, which would go to Dimentio, & like Wiz stated, abilities, which also goes to Dimentio. Honestly, there was literally nothing Scourge could do to win this. Scourge had the chaos, but not the heart.
Wiz: You've used that twice now.
Boomstick: And?
Wiz: ...The winner is, Dimentio.
Boomstick: Is there a probl--