| 2D Gods of Destruction! | |
|---|---|
| Season | 2 |
| Season Episode | 6 (Season Finale) |
| Air date | 3/5/21 |
| Written by | HyperSsonic |
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Note: I am not using Super Dimentio because it requires Luigi, which is outside help.
Paper Mario VS Gravity Falls! It's a battle between two 2D Gods of Destruction! Will Dimentio say ciao to Bill? Or will Bill not meet Dimentio again?
Intro:[]
(Cue: Invader)
Boomstick: Holy shit, Wiz.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: We're already on the Season 2 finale, and it only took around 3 months, while the first season took almost a year, and most of it was just a single fight! Now, who do we have fighting? I already forgot.
Wiz: Ugh, we have two 2D Gods who cause chaos in their universes.
Boomstick: Oh, right! Dimentio, the dimensional jester of Paper Mario.
Wiz: And Bill Cipher, the triangular demon of Gravity Falls.
Boomstick: You mean the dorito demon?
Wiz just looks at Boomstick, while Boomstick shrugs his shoulders and gives Wiz a smile. He points at Wiz, then himself.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills too see who would win a Death Battle!
Dimentio is Death Battle's Ultimate Show!:[]
(Cue: The Ultimate Show)
Boomstick: Ahh, Super Paper Mario, one of the most interesting games I have ever seen.
Wiz: And in this game, there is an entirely new story that changes Mario history.
Boomstick: The day of I don’t know and I don’t care, Bowser and Peach were going to actually get married! Yea, forget Odyssey, in that one Peach didn’t want to get married, now, in this one, it seems like she was actually willingly going to marry Bowser! Man, it had to have been Bowser’s lucky day!
Wiz: Umm, she didn’t want to, though. She was hypnotized into saying yes, and it then awakened the Chaos Heart, which opened the Void, and is why Mario went on another adventure.
Boomstick: Now, we’re not talking about Mario, or the main guy who held the Heart, Bleck. No, we’re talking about the Jevil before Jevil, and the Marx after Marx, Dimentio.
Wiz: Around 3000 years prior, a magician had created the Pixls. Now, what are the Pixls? Well, it is a little dark.
Boomstick: We’ve gone over characters like Sonic.EXE, ERROR!Sans, and Slenderman, how dark is it?
Wiz: Well, it’s the way they were made. He didn’t just make them appear or something, instead he took the souls of the dead, and placed them into Pixl vessels.
Boomstick: So, I’m gonna put that guy in-between a FNaF and EXE level.
Pop-Up: Once one’s soul is put into a Pixl they aren’t able to know what had happened in their past life, and would listen/be obedient to the magician.
Wiz: Anyway, the magician was a part of the Ancients. They were highly intelligent and possessed great magical power, and their influence spread across many dimensions for thousands of years.
Boomstick: Then one day, one Pixl was possessed by a demon or something, and became the Pixl Queen. The Queen then got all the Pixls to fight in a war with the Ancients. In the end, the Pixl Queen was defeated. Now, I’d go in-depth to who the Pixl Queen is, but *yawns* I’m a little tired, so I’ll give you the basics. It was a human, or something, I don’t know. But, he had a family, and had a son, who was Dimentio.
Wiz: Wait, how do you know that it was Dimentio?
Boomstick: Well, duh! It says there is only one magician left, and Dimentio is a magician, it basically tells me that he is the last one!
Wiz: Right, right, now, if we are correct, Dimentio died in an accident, but before he did, he created the Dark Prognosticus, and his father read it. After he did, he started making the Pixls, and eventually all of this stuff happens, and Dimentio comes back or some say he didn’t even die, but now he is the final one who is alive as he serves Count Bleck for now.
Boomstick: And here we are in the present, we have a Void that has been opened, a Red Plumber that is saving the world like a normal Sunday afternoon, his Brother that is thinking he is some sort of BatMan rip-off, and a turtle who flails his arms when he gets mad, as the jester in the end betrays the sad Count guy and basically becomes god. What a day it is to be alive at the time?
Wiz: Yea, anyway, how about we move onto Dimentio himself?
Boomstick: Yea, ok, how about we talk about the fact that he is 11D?!? Some may think we’re drunk, but 1. I’m always drunk, 2. It’s true! The Mario-verse runs on spaghetti strings!
Wiz: String Theory, Boomstick.
Boomstick: Yea, spaghetti strings!
Wiz: Ugh, it’s because of an item called String Theory soup, and it is cannon.
Boomstick: This is boring, Wario steals it, it’s true, Super Mario is on a 11D scale. Deal with it you Mario haters.
Wiz: Well alright then, I guess we can move onto some abilities and things for Dimentio now. First off, he has his own dimension, Dimension D. In it his power is multiplied by 256 fold.
Boomstick: But, he didn’t realize that the Mario party’s power was also multiplied, but some say he knew that and that he did it on purpose? Anyway, he also has two main attacks, those being the magical spheres and magical boxes. The spheres he will summon over his head and then throw them at his opponent, or he can just summon multiple of them and throw them in different angles from where he is at.
Wiz: Then the box, he will trap the opponent in an inescapable box an-
Boomstick: AND WILL CAUSE THEM TO EXPLODE!
Wiz: Yea, next he can do many things, like reality warp, teleport, fly, and even sent Mario to the Underwhere.
Boomstick looks at his pants.
Boomstick: The Underwhere? Does that mean th-
Wiz: Don’t even say it.
Boomstick: Fine, anyway he can create clones and even has the Chaos Heart! What does the Chaos Heart do? Well, it makes a giant ass void that will destroy everything that there is.
Pop-Up: And it gives whoever uses it a shield to protect them.
Bomstick: Dimentio can also put a nice little Floro Sprout in ya brain and make you his slave, so that is really nice of him. Hell, he can even somewhat predict the future! Now, some other abilities he has is that he is able to make his clones untouchable, and turn himself or the clones invisible. He also can become Super Dimentio with Luigi, but that’s a no, because ya know, outside help ain’t allowed here?
Wiz: Now, with every power, there comes a weakness, but Dimentio might just be the one exception to this. He has no true weakness, besides that he has type 1 immortality. Well, if you consider the Pure Hearts as a weakness then yes, he does have a weakness.
Boomstick: But you don’t want to mess with this jester because he’ll show ya what kind of chaos he can cause.
Dimentio: Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am... Dimentio!
Bill Cipher makes Death Battle weird!:[]
(Cue: Bill Cipher Theme)
Wiz: Around a trillion years ago, there was a being of unknown power in the second dimension, and that being is Bill Cipher.
Boomstick: Eventually the dude got bored and wanted to go higher he wanted to PISS ON THE MOOOOOON! I’m just kidding, he ain’t Eggman after Shadow fucked his wife. Instead, he just destroyed the entire dimension with everyone in it like, his family, friends and all of that. Man, just to be happy and have fun?
Wiz: Actually according to Axolotl he isn’t happy. He watched it burn and misses his home. Here, I’ll say the entire poem. Sixty degrees that come in threes. Watches from within birch trees. Saw his own dimension burn. Misses home and can’t return. Says he’s happy. He's a liar. Blame the arson for the fire. If he wants to shirk the blame. He’ll have to invoke my name. One way to obsolve his crime. A different form. A different time.
Boomstick stares in disbelief.
Boomstick: So wait... I understand absolutely nothing. Does that mean that he can come back? If so then why hasn’t Gravity Falls come back yet?
Wiz: Because creator Alex Hirsch wanted it to end at the 2nd season.
Boomstick: Wow, and here we are ending our 2nd season with one of his characters. Now, don’t worry people, we’ll still be here after this fight. Especially since we already have a few things ready like the thumbnails, OST names, and stuff.
Wiz: Yea, anyway, after that Bill ended up creating the Nightmare Realm, where he kind of just went quiet. Until Ford Pines decided to summon him.
Boomstick: Ya know, this is the reason why I don’t trust you scientists. You guys always seem to summon some sort of demon.
Wiz: Not all scientists.
Boomstick: Suuuuure... Now, after making a deal with Bill, Bill showed Ford how to make a machine, and with a cost of letting Bill take over his body. Eventually Ford found out that the machine was gonna open the Nightmare Realm and shut it down, but in the end he got sucked into it. Now, Gravity Falls is a “peaceful” town, until two twins came into town. Their names were Mason or more people know him as Dipper and Mabel Pines.
Wiz: And once they got there, they ended up finding many different and unusual things in the town. Things that never made any sense.
Boomstick: Like a gnome! And they have just been gnooomed!
Wiz: Why must you do these things to me?
Boomstick: Because it’s fun to do so! Anyway, after a while, Dipper and Mabel got used to the surroundings of the place and eventually after finding all 3 journals, they were able to bring the old Ford man back.
Wiz: Once Ford was back, he showed Dipper everything he knew and vise versa.
Boomstick: Then, Bill was like “What’s up bitches, I’m back!” Huh, Bill is basically just HABIT from EverymanHYBRID, but without cussing. Heh, just imagine hearing Bill cussing everyone out.
Wiz: I don’t want to know what that would be like... Now, since Bill is back, he has decided to turn Gravity Falls into his own place.
Boomstick: The dude just did whatever he wanted to do, and did it. He wanted the waterfall to be going into the sky and be blood, he did it. He wanted a statue to move around, he did it. He just did whatever the hell he wanted to do. Now, that’s enough of a backstory, let’s just go ahead and see what this guy can do.
Wiz: Right, so the main attacks of Bill are his eye and finger beams.
Boomstick: With them he, well... he fires a laser that will go through almost everything. Hell, he was able to melt a statue with the eye beam.
Wiz: Then he is also able to shapeshift into new forms, alter the environment and people around it.
Boomstick: So basically he can also reality warp?
Wiz: Well, yes.
Boomstick: Damn, and I was just thinking that this was a fight between a piece of paper and a dorito.
Wiz: Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge something before knowing about it.
Boomstick: You’re one to talk! What about the last episode with Matt Hardy? You practically had a mental breakdown after finding out that Matt is a reality warper!
Wiz: I… touché, Boomstick, touché. Anyway Bill is also able summon fire and lighting, and manifest objects, and once he was back inside the 3rd dimension, he is also able to change all objects as he sees fit, warp people's bodies, teleport, create force fields, use energy blasts, brainwash, create explosions, alter time, turn materials into other materials, regenerate, create pocket dimensions, make madness bubbles, and use telekinesis.
Boomstick: Wait... a madness bubble? What in the hell is that?
Wiz: It is a bubble that will change different attributes of the people it touches, it can change their looks, or just drive them insane.
Boomstick: Wow, so he is able to turn a normal person into someone like Trevor, Jon, or Ayano?
Wiz: Indeed he can.
Boomstick: Welp, he is scary. Hell, the dude was even able to scare 7-11 dimensional beings, AND kill the damn Time Baby! Ya know, the baby that controls time? Anyway, how about we go ahead and talk about the weaknesses of this guy?
Wiz: Alright, let’s start small with the fact that his eye is very vulnerable, and it takes a good while to regenerate.
Pop-Up: You could also kill Bill by destroying all of his molecules like Deadpool, so he wouldn’t have anything to regenerate from.
Boomstick: Then there is the fact that if you get multiple people, you can make a pentagram, and seal him away or some shit like that. Now, the biggest weakness of Bill is that of mind manipulation or whatever. If you are to erase a mind or take over it or something like that, Bill is out of luck, but I still wouldn’t want to mess with this nacho cheese dorito.
Bill: This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!
Intermission:[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: And now IT'S TIME FOR THE SEASON 2 FINALE DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight:[]
(Cue: Super Paper Mario (Title Screen))
Paper Mario and the group have just collected the final Pure Heart and were on their way to defeat Count Bleck, but then besides the Void in the background, a giant X appears and Mario is puzzled.
Tippi: W-what is that? I’ve never seen anything like this before!
(Cue: Bill Cipher Alt. Theme)
Just then out of the X comes a yellow triangle.
???: Hahahahaha.... HaHaHaHaHa... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, it feels soo good to be out of that stupid town! And all I had to do was quickly stop a deal, kill an old man and 2 kids, and make a deal with another one.
Tippi: Who are you?
???: The name’s Bill, Bill Cipher, but you can call me your new ruler for all eternity, little Zelda fairy!
Luigi: Great, now we have one trying to destroy it, and one trying to rule it...
Bill: Whoa, whoa there, Player Number Two! There is a person trying to destroy it? Hmmm... How about this, we make a deal. I help you beat this guy, and nothing bad happens!
Bowser: What’s the catch?
Bill: Catch? HA! There is no catch, Mr. Walking Turtle Soup! *Quietly* That you know of...
Bill puts out his hand and it catches on blue fire.
Bill: Is it a deal?
Bowser: Then that sounds like a great deal to me!
Tippi: WAIT! BOWSER! IT COULD BE TOO LA-
Before Tippi could finish, Bowser has just shook Bill’s hand.
Bowser: So what happens now?
Bill: Let’s just go and defeat this dude. *Quietly* I want this fight to start already, I'm still waiting for my pizza in the 7th dimension.
(Cue: Closing Battle)
It skips to show Count Bleck on his knees as the Paper Mario party, including Bill, is above him.
Bleck: I- I, how could I have lost? H-
Before he could finish Bill uses his finger blaster to completely disintegrate him.
Luigi: Whoa! What was that for?
Bill: Yea, about that deal earlier...
Bill then makes all of their HP including all of the Count’s servants to 0.
Bill: The catch was that you’d get killed! HA HA HA!! Now, I can take over ANOTHER MULTIVERSE!!! Wow, it's as if reality can be whatever I want! Nothing can stop me unless some convenient thing happ-
???: I am not so sure about that...
(Cue: Charming Magician)
Bill turns around and sees an unknown looking jester in front of him.
Bill: Welp, that answered that question. And who are you? Some sort of clown?
The jester smiles.
???: I am the Master of Dimensions... the Pleaser of Crowds... I am The Great Dimentio! Remember the name well.
Bill: Pff! The Great Dimentio? That has got to be the lamest and dumbest name I’ve ever heard in my life, and I've been around for trilions of years! If anything, "Marx rip-off" fits you better. Anyway, I gotta rule a new multiverse, so how about you GO AWAY!
Bill tries shooting Dimentio with his finger gun, but Dimentio dodges it.
Dimentio: Ha ha, you’re trying to rule it? How is that going to happen when I am the one that is going to take over it?
Bill: How bout this? We just have a sort of death battle kinda thing, and whoever wins gets to rule?
Dimentio: Ha ha! Let us start! THIS IS OUR ULTIMATE SHOW!!! Now, let us strike, like an internet company's demonetization strike at a person's video!
Dimentio summons a magic sphere, while Bill just pulls out his cane, while they both stare down at each other in the air.
FIGHT!:[]
(Cue: Deciphering the Dimensions)
Dimentio throws the magic sphere at Bill, who was easily able to dodge the attack. Dimentio summons another one, but Bill is still able to dodge the attack. Bill then teleports behind Dimentio, and smacks him in the back of the head with his cane.
Bill: Ahahaha! You really think you can beat me, Marx rip-off? How? If we were in a game, or animation, or something, While I, Bill Cipher, am a literal GOD! While you’re likely just some random villain that turned on his master, and was forgotten by the company, until he makes a quick cameo in a game, but the fight is boring!
Dimentio: And yet here you are. A flying dorito, who is likely from a show that ended after two seasons. Now, here we are in a supposed alternate universe where we fight, but alas no matter what you do, I will win!
Dimentio summons more magic spheres to try and hit Bill, who continues to dodge them, but then Dimentio summons a clone.
Bill: Great, another jester. Just what we needed for a good performance!
Bill tries shooting the newly made clone with his finger beam, but it just goes right through the clone.
Bill: Oh? Ooooh! You made a clone untouchable! You really are a big clown aren’t cha?
Dimentio: Ah, I see you're a man, or demon, of culture, but alas your time will be up soon. It is as if I can see what is going to happen...
Bill: Ha! Listen, Jevil, I control space, matter, and after killing a giant time baby, TIME ITSELF! So, you might not want to mess with me.
Dimentio: But why? Isn’t our world just a fantasy in which we cause chaos, chaos, while thinking we can do anything?
Bill: Wha-
Before Bill can finish, Dimentio snaps as they enter Dimension D, as the Dimentio clone hits him in the back with a magic sphere knocking him onto the ground. Dimentio then summons two more clones and they all start throwing magical spheres at Bill. Then Bill gets up and uses his eye laser and hits each of them, causing the clones to disappear while the actual Dimentio does his fall back animation and he does a dimensional flip.
Bill: Oh? So you decide to finally do something that is actually neat, but all you do is make us go into another dimension? Listen, I may look 2D to ya, buuut...
Bill snaps his fingers and he goes 3D.
Bill: I can easily give myself a dimensional make-over! And, please, don't go steal another jester's catchphrase just so you can be remembered agai-
Bill looks at Bowser and has an idea, so he tries to go at Bowser, but Dimentio smiles and snaps his finger. A magical box appears around Bill, as a quick little burst of light comes from the head of Bowser, and Dimentio goes back to his 2D state.
Bill: Hey, buddy, can ya let me out? No? Oh well...
Bill snaps as he warps reality and somehow he ends up on the outside of the box, as Dimentio is in it.
Bill: Now, how’s that for a kicker?
Bill winds up his foot and kicks the box, but it doesn’t do anything. Bill seems angry and grows to a bigger size to try again, but still nothing happens.
Bill: What the?
Bill then lifts up his hand and then straightens his bowtie with the other hand and smashes down onto the box. It causes a pretty big explosion, but still the box is staying. Bill is easily getting more frustrated by what is happening, he then summons multiple arms and tries hitting it, but it stays.
Bill: WHY WON’T IT FU-
Then a magical sphere hits Bill straight in the eye.
Bill: Ahh! My eye! Do you understand how long it takes to regenerate that?!?
Dimentio then summons a magical box around Bill and snaps his fingers causing multiple explosions around and in it. Then all of a sudden Bill teleports out of it, and he turns red.
Bill: That’s it! Do you understand what happens *in a demonic voice* WHEN I’M MAD?!?
Dimentio: I shall guess you turn into an arm flapper?
Bill is angered and flies at Dimentio who flies away as Bill goes after him. Then Dimentio summons three magical boxes and goes into one while summoning multiple magical spheres and starts switching the boxes around. Bill gets there and sees what’s happening, so he goes back to being yellow, and looks at the camera.
Bill: Hey, person who is reading this! I'm bored, want to play some Monopoly?
Bill pulls out an entire Monopoly board and starts setting it up.
- 3.7 hours later*
Bill: HA! I won! Now, time to continue this fight as if nothing had happened.
Bill then destroys each box, one with either finger beam and then the middle with his eye beam, and in one of them, multiple Dimentios fall out of it.
Bill: Ok, what are you now? Just a bunch of clowns?
Dimentio: No, the ENTIRE CIRCUS!!!
The Dimentio clones go at Bill who absorbs some and spits them back out at some of the others, while shooting some, but then all of them start flying and each one summons multiple magical spheres, as the original puts Bill into a magical box.
Bill: Well, this wasn’t in the deal.
The Dimentio clones shoot all of the magical spheres at Bill and they all hit him, and causes Bill to fall to the ground. Then Bill gets up.
Bill: THAT’S IT! NO MORE MR. NICE DORITO!!!
Bill turns into the giant red Weirdmageddon form and starts going after all of the Dimentio clones.
Bill: Once I have my hands on you, I’M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!
Bill continues to destroy all of the Dimentio clones by either tearing them, burning them with his eye/finger beam, or warping their bodies which destroys them, until all that is left is the actual Dimentio. Bill then grabs him and throws him into a wall. Bill is about to destroy Dimentio, but instead he goes towards Bowser and takes over his body. Bill (Bowser) walks up towards Dimentio whose mask has a small crack in it.
Bill (Bowser): Any last words, you poor excuse for a Kefka rip-off?
Dimentio doesn’t say anything, but he snaps his fingers and the Chaos Heart comes down and he absorbs it. He then gets up and smiles.
Dimentio: The Chaos Heart is now mine! Now, once I am finished with you, I can destroy all worlds, and create perfect new ones!
Bill (Bowser): Blah blah blah! What makes you think you can win?
Dimentio snaps again as a Floro Sprout comes out of Bowser’s head.
Bill (Bowser): What?!? NO NO NO NO NOO!!!
Dimentio: Ah yes, the sudden urge of fright, it is very delightful.
Bill comes out of Bowser, but the Floro Sprout is still on Bill.
Bill: NOOO! GET IT OFF!! PLEASE!! I- I’ll give you anything! Money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power! Your own galaxy! Please!
Dimentio smiles.
Dimentio: Heh, why have infinite power or a galaxy when I’m about to take over the multiverse? Though it was nice, we performed, we rewrote the norm, we sang the song of nothing, but The Void calls upon the name of Bill Cipher! It was a nice fight, but CIAO!!
Dimentio snaps again as the Floro Sprout starts to completely take over Bill as Bill goes through multiple weird forms.
Bill: Ugh! What’s happening to me?!? !!!ELTTAB HTAED OT NRUTER YAM I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I !NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM ,L-T-O-L-O-X-A
Dimentio puts him into another magical box and causes explosions in it, and when it is all over, all that is left of Bill is his bowtie, but Dimentio throws it into The Void. Dimentio laughs as The Void then consumes both the Paper Mario-verse AND the Gravity Falls-verse. The screen then goes to black, but then cuts to Dimentio on a throne with the Chaos Heart above him.
Dimentio: Now, a perfect world is in my grasp! I truly had the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
K.O![]
Results:[]
(Cue: The Ultimate Show)
Boomstick: Umm... I can’t tell what’s scarier. The fact that I can’t understand what Bill said, the fact that Bill broke the fourth wall, or that Dimentio is now the ruler of TWO multiverses or three if we include the fact that Rick and Morty are connected to Gravity Falls. Then besides all that... WHO THE HELL IS HYPERSSONIC?!?
Wiz: I do not know, maybe just a fan? Then at the same time, you’re scared by a lot of things.
Boomstick: No, I’m not!
Wiz: What about last ep-
Boomstick: Hey you also freaked out during that one! Anyway, Wiz, how did the paper jack-in-the-box beat the nacho cheese dorito?
Wiz: Well, this fight is complicated, but at the same time it isn’t.
Boomstick: So basically almost all of the other fights in this season?
Wiz: No. Oh, no. This one is likely the most complicated out of all that have a true official source material.
Pop-Up: ERROR!Sans VS Herobrine and Speedrunner Mario VS SMG4 Mario both use fan-made things which causes things to be WAY more complicated than they should be.
Boomstick: Ok, so shall we go through everything that there is?
Wiz: Yes, we should. When it comes to speed and reaction speed, it is a tie. Due to the fact that Bill stated that he rules matter, space, and time after killing the Time Baby.
Boomstick: While Dimentio was able to make Dimension D, which was able to match and surpass The Void’s power to erase all of space and time!
Wiz: Strength is also a tie mainly due to the fact that neither of them have any sort of strength feat. Then when it comes to the arsenal it i-
Boomstick: I’m sorry, what?
Wiz: Arsenal, Boomstick. Arsenal is just another word for weapons.
Boomstick: Ahh, well, if that’s the case then this will easily go to the ol jester, Dimentio! Especially since all Bill basically has is a damn finger and eye laser.
Wiz: When it comes to durability, it can easily go to Dimentio due to scaling to The Void, while Bill’s can maybe survive the 2nd Dimension being destroyed.
Pop-Up: The Void would have consumed everything there is, meaning everything from the 1st-11th dimension in the Mario-verse, while Bill can just survive the 2nd being destroyed.
Boomstick: When talking about big brain powers or for you NERDS out there, intelligents, can go ahead and go either way mainly due to Dimentio being able to predict the future or something, while Bill knows lots of things... *In a slow demonic voice* LOTS OF THINGS.
Wiz: You ok Boomstick?
Boomstick: Why wouldn’t I be? Anyway, stamina also goes to Bill due to him never even feeling tired until taking over Dipper’s body, while Dimentio can get tired eventually after fighting with Luigi.
Wiz: Finally there are haxxes which are pretty confusing to say the least.
Boomstick: Yet, we still gonna give it to Dimentio due to most of his haxxes being able to do something to Bill, while Bill’s can do something, but just not kill him. How about we go over some examples of what happens when one uses a hax and let’s see what the other can do?
Wiz: Th- That’s actually a really good idea Boomstick! Let’s start with what Bill can do to Dimentio.
Boomstick: Ok, Bill can go towards Dimentio and kill him by rearranging him molecule by molecule, that COULD kill Dimentio, but Dimentio could easily just predict it and move out of the way or know to stay away since ya know... he can predict the future?
Pop-Up: There is a GIANT chance that Dimentio would’ve likely have seen this fight thousands of years beforehand due to his precognision.
Wiz: Right, or Bill could just stop time, but Dimentio is also unbound by time. He could reality warp, but Dimentio can just warp it back or have them go to Dimension D where he gets stronger! That’s about all that Bill could likely do to Dimentio, so how about we go the other way around?
Boomstick: Ok, Dimentio tries to destroy Bill by destroying all his molecules, but Bill is like Deadpool, all he needs is one small atom or something to regenerate from to survive. Yet, Dimentio could likely do that, but we’ll talk about that later. Dimentio could rip out Bill’s soul and put it in a Pixl, causing all of Bill’s memories to be gone, and Bill has no way to stop it. OR Dimentio could put a Floro Sprout in Bill’s mind or whoever Bill has made a deal with to erase Bill from the memory or whatnot and make him his bitch! Hell, that was what they did in the show to beat Bill!
Wiz: And Dimentio can easily do that, just remember, erasing Bill in the mind is NOT the only way to beat him. This is easily something many are confused with. Just remember, these were normal humans dealing with Bill. Now, Bill is fighting someone in his own field.
Boomstick: Just think about Bruce Lee fighting some random old guy and Bruce fighting Chuck Norris if you want a little example.
Wiz: Correct, like you said earlier, you could kill Bill by destroying all of his atoms and Dimentio could easily do that.
Boomstick: Some of you might be like “bUt wIZ AnD BooMStIcK! tHeY’Re BoTH 11D hOw CoMe ThEY Don’T jUSt tIE“. Well to answer your question, Wiz will explain.
Wiz: Certainly, you see, Bill did threaten all of the multiverse and the powerful beings in it, but that was with his full power. While Dimentio can match The Void which was going to do just that, and remember Dimentio did that with a finger snap. With that in mind, Dimentio could even likely destroy all of Bill’s molecules with just how much stronger he is! Hell, and with the Chaos Heart, Bill can’t do anything to Dimentio, not even hurt him! Only way to counter the Chaos Heart is with the Pure Hearts.
Boomstick: And Bill ain’t ever gonna be pure enough to do that! That’s like Sonic.EXE going to a church!
Wiz: Against all odds, Bill does seem to stand a chance against Dimentio, but Dimentio is just far above him.
Boomstick: So hey! You can all stop hunting for the answer of triangle VS paper jester, cause we’ve just deciphered everything you need to know about the dimensions!
Wiz: The winner of the Season 2 finale is Dimentio.
Death Battle Score (Deciphering the Dimensions):[]
The track for this fight is Deciphering the Dimensions. It's a song that sounds mysterious, while having moments of The Ultimate Show and the Gravity Falls theme play.
The song name is from the fact that Bill is a Cipher so he is unknown (Deciphering the Dimensions), and that Dimentio uses Dimension D and his name is a pun on dimension (Deciphering the Dimensions).
The image the X across the sky that linked the Nightmare Realm with the Gravity Falls world with The Void under it. It then also has Bill's eye on Dimentio's mask on each side, with Ford's hand on 3 Dark Prognosticus.
Trivia:[]
- The connection between Dimentio and Bill Cipher are that they are two 2D Gods of Destruction, and they like to play with the protagonists.
- The fight would be hand drawn.
- Also props to Professor Mewtwo for intro/winner gifs
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