| DiC Mario vs SatAM Sonic | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | 10/4/2022 |
| Written by | FeatheryPuffin |
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DiC Mario vs SatAM Sonic is a What-If? Death Battle created by FeatheryPuffin, featuring it Mario, as he was depicted in his 3 DiC cartoons, going against Sonic as he was depicted in his Saturday morning cartoon.
Description[]
Mario and Sonic, two of gaming's most iconic characters, and because of this, they both gained several adaptations, most notably, they both gained several cartoons produced by DiC Entertainment, today, we'll be seeing what happened with these cartoon incarnations are pitted against each other.
Interlude[]
Cybo: Mario vs Sonic, one of gaming's most iconic rivalry, they each has have their fair share of adaptations, and it's time to pit two of those adaptations against each other.
Cybo: DiC Mario, Liscened plumber, and adversity to King Koopa.
Puffin: And SatAM Sonic, the Freedom Fighter going against the rule of Robotnik.
Puffin: I'm Puffin, and he's Cybo.
Cybo: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE.
Mario gives DEATH BATTLE a taste of Pasta Power![]
Puffin: Mario and his brother, Luigi were two everyday plumbers living in Brooklyn, New York, unbeknownst to them, things were about to change.
Cybo: You see, while they were fixing up a bathtub, they unknowingly found a secret warp-zone, that sucked them into a vortex, leading them to the Mushroom Kingdom. (sarcastically) Man, sure do hate it when my bathroom appliances suck me into other worlds, that's such a common occurrence.
Puffin: Tell me about it! One day my toilet sucked me up, and whisked me away into a dark, damp world, with lots of sewage.
Cybo: Puffin, that wasn't another world, that was the sewers... How did you even fit... Nevermind.
Puffin: It was there when they decided to lead the princess a hand in the mushroom land, and save her from the evil Koopa, and his troopas, and their misbehaving.
Cybo: You are just paraphrasing the script of the theme song now.
Puffin: What? No-
Cybo: ...I can literally see you holding the script in your hands.
Puffin: Touché...
Cybo: Anyways, that's the backstory of how Mario and his pals went on various adventures on their quest to stop King Koopa, they once tried banishing Koopa, and returning to Brooklyn, but he escaped, and showed up once more with his seven Koopa Kids to stir up more trouble, leading to the events of the Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
Cybo: Then in the events leading up to the Super Mario World cartoon, Mario and pals managed to banish Koopa and his coop, ...or koop I guess, out the Mushroom Kingdom for good, and decided to go to the Dinosaur World for a vacation, however King Koopa and his minions were there to meet them. Because Mario can never get a break.
Puffin: Dang, Mario cartoon lore goes deeper than I thought.
Arsenal & Abilities[]
- Plumbing equipment
- Ranges from plungers, wrenches, plumber's helpers, swiss-army knives, etc.
- Golden Plumber's Helper
- A golden plunger that Mario pulled out from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot
- Disintegrated a hole in a net
- Lightplunger
- Basically a Mario version of a lightsaber
- Can electrocute people
- Excalibur
- A legendary golden plumbing snake obtained from a lake in the Forest of Perpetual Night and Terrible Dangers
- Mario used it to defeat a Golden Plumber's Helper-wielding King Koopa
- By touching it, Mario is transformed into Super/Fire Mario
- Plumb-Fu
- An ancient form of karate, relying on using weapons based on plumbing tools
- Was stated to be the most dangerous form of karate ever invented
- Mario's primary Plumb-Fu weapon is a double sided plunger, which can be used like a staff
- Vegetables
- Can throw vegetables at enemies, SMB2-fashioned
- Bob-ombs
- On some occasions, he has used Bob-ombs
- Effectively a living bomb
- Can talk, and seemingly even breath underwater sometimes, even without any power-ups
- Can be inconsistent, as he almost drowned on one occasion
- Can also talk while frozen in a block of ice, and even move via hopping
- Can absorb strong doses of electricity in order to transform into Super/Fire Mario
Cybo: On his adventures, Mario has picked up several weapons, and skills.
Puffin: Ranging from his basic plumbing utensils, from legendary artifacts, such as a mystical gold plunger, a golden plumbing snake called Excalibur obtained from a forest with an absurdly long name, a copyright-friendly version of a lightsaber, and more!
Cybo: He also learned the most dangerous form of karate EVER... am I reading this right? Plumb-Fu?! Are you kidding me? How dangerous can a plunger can b-
Cybo is then interrupted by Puffin sticking a plunger in his face.
Puffin: You clearly haven't seen a Luigi zero-to-death combo. Anyways, There's also his more... stranger abilities, such as being able to talk and swim indefinitely underwater, sometimes, yea, this can be kinda inconsistent since he almost drowned one time. He can also talk while frozen in a block of ice and could move via hopping while in that state or absorb electricity to power himself up.
Puffin: He can use Bob-Ombs if he wants to make things go boom, and can also throw vegetables at enemies, like in Super Mario Bros 2, ya' know, the US version, which was just reskinned Doki Doki Pani-
Muffled shouts, and a loud smacking noise is heard, as Cybo finally manages to pull the plunger off of his face
Cybo: Okay, ignoring the plunger incident, I would like to add that you can't have Mario without his power-ups.
Power-Ups[]
- Fire Flower
- Turns Mario into Fire Mario (aka Super Mario)
- Allows Mario control over fire, making him able to shoot fireballs
- The fire has numerous properties, sometimes they bounce off the ground, sometimes they explode on impact, they can bend around corners, on one occasion a fireball was even implied to be sentient
- Some occasions Super/Fire Mario seemed to have better strength than his base form, and also flight
- Starman
- Initally transformed Mario into Super Mario, however later cartoons changed this into making it transform Mario into Invincible Mario
- As Invincible Mario, he gains a power boost strong enough to make him capable of throwing a T-Rex into space, in Mario VS Sonic (2018), this was calculated to require around 135.6 tons of TNT
- The Invincible power-up can be used in tandem with other powers, as demonstrated on one occasion where Mario used the Starman while wearing a frog suit
- Can also use cartoony "dizzy stars" to transform.
- Super Leaf & P-Wing
- Both of these turn Mario into Raccoon Mario, giving him the power of flight
- Frog Suit
- Grants enhanced swimming capabilities
- Super Feather
- Turns Mario into Cape Mario, another flying power-up
- Can spin to attack enemies
- Magic Balloon
- Inflates Mario, making him capable of slowly floating down the air.
Puffin: Starting things off with a classic, the Fire Flower, which turns Mario into Fire Mario! Or Super Mario as he was called in the first cartoon... Boy, I bet that will not get confusing.
Puffin: Fire, slash, Super Mario, is sometimes depicted as being stronger than his base form , and is occasionally shown with the power of flight, but the main deal of this power-up is the fireballs, of course! Mario's fireballs have been shown to have multiple different properties, sometimes they bounce off the ground, other times they explode on impact, heck! On one time they could bend around corners!
Puffin: To make things even weirder, there was this one scene in the Super Show that seemed to imply that the fireballs have some sort of sentience.
Cybo: What.
We cut to a clip of Fire Mario creating a fireball, but the fireball floats away from him, as he says "Come back here fireball!" Luigi then jumps in the air, catching it, "I got it Mario!" he says holding it in his hands, however the fireball floats out of Luigi's grip, with Luigi saying "..I had it..." The fireball then floats over to Princess Toadstool's grasp, who comments "You're a nice little fellow!" she blows it away before saying "Do your stuff!" The fireball then goes on to thaw out General Washingtoad, who was stuck frozen in a block of ice, freeing him from his icy prison... Yea, this makes as much sense WITH context.
Cybo: Okay... putting that aside, there's also the Starman, transforming Mario into the powerful Invincible Mario, in this state he gains a massive power boost.
Puffin: "Massive power boost" is kinda an understatement, the dude threw a effing T-Rex into space.
Cybo: As previously calculated by Wiz and Boomstick, this would've required around 135.6 tons of TNT
Puffin: ...And even if he doesn't have any Starmen nearby, can he use those cartoony dizzy stars that appear when somebody gets bonked on the head and stuff.
Puffin: We also have the Super Leaf and P-Wing, both of which turns him into the flying, Raccoon Mario! Because as everybody knows, raccoons are known for their flying!
Cybo: Puffin, I keep telling you, you shooting a raccoon out of a cannon doesn't count as them flying... We should probably go onto the next power-up before PETA decides to sue us for animal endangerment.
Puffin: There's the Frog Suit, which makes him swim better... which is kinda lack-buster when you compare it to his other power-ups.
Cybo: The Super Feather turns Mario into Cape Mario, which is another flying power-up, but he can also spin around to attack enemies!
Puffin: Why does he needs so many power-ups that can fly is beyond me.
Cybo: Lastly, there's the Magic Balloon, which turns Mario into a living balloon in order to slow his descent.
Puffin: ...Wait a minute, first animal ears and suits, then an item that inflates him. HEH, THE INTERNET'S GONNA GO ON A FIELD DAY WITH THIS.
Cybo: Puffin, don't you dare.
Puffin: Of course that one foot-licking scene with King Koopa probably would help with that.
Cybo: That's it, your vocal cord privileges are being revoked...
Puffin: Wait, WHAT!? DON'T YOU DAR-
Fighting noises are heard, alongside what seems to be the sounds of energy beams being fired, whirring of a chainsaw, and other miscellaneous noises, as we suddenly cut away to a technical difficulty screen for a short moment before cutting back to our hosts, extremely banged up, recording from a massive crater where the studio once stood.
Cybo: ...Anyways, sorry about that delay, I think it's best if we move on, and never mention anything that happened in these past couple of minutes EVER again.
Puffin: ...Agreed.
Feats[]
- Is rather intelligent, capable of reading hieroglyphics, piloting spacecraft, outwitting enemies, etc.
- Has extremely good plumbing skills
- Alongside Luigi, fixed a steamboat engine
- Regularly destroys blocks of bricks
- Survived an explosion that sent a castle in the air, that was calculated to be worth 0.18 tons of TNT
- Can move so fast he becomes a blur
- Outran an avalanche
- Some avalanches can travel over 200 mph (Mach 0.260654242)
- Moved at 1605.97 m/s (Mach 4.68212827988) while dodging bullets
- Scales to Luigi who survived a point-blank Bomb-Omb explosion, and moved fast enough to run on water
- On one occasion, a Bomb-Omb caused an explosion worth 0.26848887717 tons of TNT
- Scales to Wigglers/Caterpillars, a group of Wigglers/Caterpillars that Invincible Luigi catapulted into space managed to react to a meteor flying towards them in order to eat it
- Meteors enter the atmosphere at speeds ranging from 11000 m/s, to 72000 m/s (Mach 32.0699708455 to Mach 209.912536443)
- Knows how meatballs feel
Puffin: Mario has proven himself to be rather sharp, we have seen him read hieroglyphics, fly spaceships, fixing steamboat engines, and outwitting some of his enemies. Not to mention all of that plumbing knowledge he has.
Cybo: He's also surprisingly agile for someone with... his figure, fast enough to outrun avalanches, move in blurs, and even dodge bullets. In order to dodge those bullets, Mario must have been moving at slightly over Mach 4, or over 4 times the speed of sound, meaning Mario can move faster than Supersonic speeds.
Puffin: Mario should also be comparable to Wigglers, or caterpillars as they were called in the show, who can react to, and I guess eat, meteors! Meteors enter the atmosphere at speeds ranging from 11000 m/s, to 72000 m/s, this puts Mario's reaction speed to around 32 to 209 times the speed of sound! Which is around the High Hypersonic to Massively Hypersonic range!
Cybo: Mario is also tough too, surviving numerous explosions, such as the one that launched a castle into the air, calculated to be worth 0.18 tons of TNT, enough to destroy a small building.
Puffin: You can also scale him to Bob-Omb blasts, which has been shown to have a yield of 0.26848887717 tons, putting him at Building level durability.
Puffin: He also has fought King Koopa, who also survived Bob-Ombs exploding, meaning that this should scale to his strength too.
Cybo: Despite of all these strengths, he still has his flaws.
Weaknesses[]
- Extremely gluttonous
- Some of his Power-ups aren't permanent, and either runs out if enough time passes or if he takes a decent hit
- His abilities can be inconsistent at times, due to the nature of his shows
Puffin: For starters, he is extremely gluttonous, seriously, I swear a solid chunk of his lines revolve around pasta.
Cybo: Some of his power-ups can wear off if he takes a hit, or if enough time passes.
Puffin: Also his abilities can be inconsistent at times, like I mentioned before, he can go from being able to talk underwater, to almost drowning.
Puffin: Plus we haven't even mentioned his worst weakness... ANIMATION ERRORS... *shudders*
Cybo: But despite all of that, Mario usually ends up getting the job done at the end of day.
Mario (& Luigi): Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can! Pasta power!
Sonic juices into DEATH BATTLE![]
Cybo: The city of Mobotropolis, a beautiful, and glorious city, ruled by a fair king.
Puffin: ....Until a certain egg-shaped individual showed up.
Cybo: The king got betrayed by his head of war ministry, Julian, but you may know him as Doctor Robotnik.
Puffin: Long story short, the eggface changed Mobotropolis into Robotropolis, and turned most of the civilians into robots.
Cybo: However, a certain young blue hedgehog and his pals managed to escape to a place called Knothole Village, and together formed the Freedom Fighters in order to fight back against Robotnik.
Puffin: And that hedgehog ended up being none other than Sonic the Hedgehog.
Arsenal & Abilities[]
- Explosives
- Varies from bombs, and other explosive charges to exploding balloons
- Can be attached to surfaces, and detonated remotely
- Super Spin
- Basically the SatAM equivalent to the Spin Dash
- Used to saw and carve through stuff
- Drilling
- Can spin like a drill in order to dig through the ground
- Wind Generation
- By using his speed, he can generate strong winds, enough to blow people away
- Can also create tornadoes and whirlwinds
- Anti-Gravity Shoes
- His shoes have access to anti-gravity, allowing him to walk on surfaces, and slow his descent.
- Power Rings
- Amplifies Sonic's speed and strength
- Usually carries some in his backpack
- Sonic managed to disable the bars of an energy/laser cage by pressing a ring against it
- Can regain memories and free will
- Deep Power Stones
- When activated Sonic gains a force-field around him, and the ability to fly through the air
- Also gains a massive power and speed boost greater than those of the Power Rings
- According to Nicole, the power is worth that of 10,000 Power Rings
- Swimming?!
- Surprisingly, he is one of the few incarnation of Sonic that can actually swim
Puffin: While he may not have as big of an arsenal as our red capped pal, he still has some pretty good stuff.
Cybo: Much like his opponent, Sonic has access to various explosives, some of which can be attached to surfaces, like a sticky bomb, and remote detonated.
Puffin: What's with these guys and blowing stuff up.. ahem There's also his trusty Super Spin attack, useful for mowing through things like an improvised buzzsaw.
Cybo: Or an example that Puffin would probably be familiar with, a chainsaw.
Puffin: Didn't we promise to never bring up that incident ever again like a couple of minutes ago!?
Cybo: Technically I didn't bring up it, I alluded to it, there's a difference.
Puffin: ...Right... Anyways, he can also dig through the ground like a human drill... Or would that be a Mobian drill? You also can't forget his ability to generate winds, tornadoes, and whirlwinds using the sheer power of fast.
Cybo: If needed he can activate the Anti-Gravity on his shoes to walk on walls and ceilings, and to slowly descend through the air.
Puffin: And we haven't even started talking about his big guns yet! Sonic usually carries a round a handful on trusty Power Rings with him, which can be used to boost his strength and speed, there's also other uses for these, like disabling the lasers of an energy cage, and being able to restore memories and the mind of a person, which is impressive for a couple pieces of jewelry!
Cybo: Now there's also possibly his strongest piece of equipment, the Deep Power Stones.
Puffin: When used, they engulf Sonic in a force-field, give him the ability of flight, and an even greater power and speed boost.
Cybo: It should be noted that Nicole compared their power to that of ten thousand Power Rings. Given that she's a hyper intelligent computer with literal databases of knowledge, it should be safe to say that it isn't some kind of hyperbole.
Puffin: He can also SWIM?! Wow, for a version of Sonic, that's kinda surprising to see! I guess water isn't going to be as great as a problem to him as his canon self then.
Cybo: All of these skills would be useless without feats in order to back him up.
Feats[]
- Is the leader of the Knothole Freedom Fighters
- Despite not being much of a thinker, he has come up with clever ideas and strategies at times
- Can easily cut through tough surfaces like stone and crystal with his Super Spin
- Survived a handful of explosions, including one from a laser exploding with the yield of 96.42532745208 megajoules
- Can run fast enough to create winds strong enough to send people flying, and create tornadoes
- Can keep up with with a robot that moves at 1000 mph (Mach 1.30332)
- Outran a missile
- Can move fast enough to leave a trail of flames
- In order to move fast enough to catch fire, you'd require speeds at around Mach 5
- Dodged several lightning bolts
- Cloud to ground lightning usually strikes down at Mach 1282.798834
- Has gnarly guitar skills
Puffin: Let's get things started with his staple, speed of course! Sonic can dodge missiles, move fast enough to generate winds strong enough to send people flying, and keep up with a robot moving slightly faster than the speed of sound.
Cybo: On various occasions, Sonic has been able to move at speeds fast enough to ignite the ground, moving fast enough to catch fire requires speeds at around Mach 5, which is a causal Hypersonic feat.
Puffin: Sonic himself even claimed that he is faster than lightning, and that doesn't seem to be far from the truth either, because he has avoided lightning strikes before, which has an average speed of slightly faster than Mach 1282, which puts Sonic's speed at Massively Hypersonic+!
Cybo: Much like his red mustachioed plumber opponent, Sonic has gone through his own fair share of explosions, including one from a laser which exploded with a yield of 96.42532745208 megajoules, meaning Sonic could probably survive a small building blowing up in his face.
Puffin: We haven't even factored in the Deep Power Stones yet, if we estimate them to an at least 10,000 times boost, using Nicole's statement of them having the power of 10,000 Power Rings, Sonic's strength and speed should be boosted up to around 230 tons, and Mach 12,820,000 respectively.
Cybo: ...Which is around Multi-City Block level, and slightly over 14 times light speed in case anybody didn't know.
Puffin: Fitting for the fastest thing alive! Although we have to admit, he does have some bad tendencies.
Weaknesses[]
- Can be impatient, and sometimes, impulsive
- Has a little bit of a ego and attitude
- The amps from his Power Rings have a time limit
- Sonic also carries a finite amount of Power Rings, meaning that it's possible for him to run out
Cybo: For starters, he has that signature attitude that you'd expect Sonic to have, especially from an early version from the 90s.
Puffin: He has a slight ego, and can be impatient, sometimes even rushing into things headfirst.
Cybo: The boost given to him by his rings have a time limit, and once it wears out he will be back to normal, and while it is possible for him to just use another ring, he carries a finite amount of them, meaning that he can run out if he uses too many at once.
Puffin: Still though, you have to admit, he's a true blue hero no matter what.
Sonic: Gotta juice! (Speeds off)
Intermission[]
Cybo: Alright, the combatants are set, and we have ran the data throughout all the possibilities.
Puffin: Looks like it's time for a Death Baaaaaaaattle!
Pre-Fight[]
It was a nice and peaceful day out in the forest, Sonic has decided to take a casual stroll throughout it, while enjoying a delicious chill dog... But of course, Sonic's definition of a "stroll" was running at high speed. He was then interrupted by what seemed to be a giant pipe bursting out of the ground, Sonic, taken by surprise, was unable to react in time and ran directly into the pipe.
A red-clad plumber emerged from the pipe, "...Wait a second, this isn't Brooklyn! I must've taken a wrong turn down the wrap zone!" Mario said while taking a look around at his surroundings. "Hey, watch where you are going in that thin-" Sonic froze in shock, seeing his precious chill dog dropped on the ground. Mario not noticing Sonic's favorite dish on the ground, accidentally lands on it while he was taking a huge leap out of the pipe.
Sonic immediately shoves Mario back, "Okay red, let's get one thing straight, you don't get in between a hedgehog, and his lunch." Mario picks himself off the ground, "Hey chill out paisano, I'm sure we can work things out, I didn't notice your snack ther-" He was then interrupted by Sonic getting in a fighting position.
"...Okay, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you will get!" Mario readies himself for action, and the two stand there, staring at each other.
Fight[]
FIGHT!
Sonic immediately curls up into a ball and try to hit Mario with his Super Spin, but Mario managed to dive out the way, and started to pluck vegetables out of the floor. Sonic looked confused, "What are you going to do with rabbit food?" Mario answered with "THIS!" and started to throw them at high speeds towards Sonic.
Sonic managed to maneuver around the vegetables while running past Mario, creating a strong gust of wind that swept the plumber away. While being blown away, Mario suddenly got an idea, he took out a plumbing snake from his pocket, and used it to grapple onto the branch of a nearby tree.
Sonic heard Mario shouting "Heads up!", and he turned to see Mario swinging towards him, using the plumbing snake like a rope, Mario swung directly into Sonic, knocking him back, and then making the snake's wire wrap around Sonic in an attempt to restrain him. "Nice try, but that's nothing to my patented Super Spin!" Sonic responded by curling into a buzzsaw, which cut the wire apart, freeing him.
'This guy might actually be some real trouble..' Mario thought as he looks in his pocket for something to help him out. 'Ah-ha! A spare Feather!' He takes out the feather, and in a brief puff of smoke, transforms into Cape Mario. Sonic, still in ball form, starts charging his way towards Mario, only for Mario to counter it with his cape's own spinning attack.
The two start clashing against each other like an extremely weird match of Beyblade, eventually Mario manages to overpower Sonic, knocking him back, Mario then flies over to him and tosses him into the air. Sonic luckily manages to activate his sneakers' anti gravity, causing him to slowly float in the air, however Mario starts flying up towards him.
They begin trading blows with each air in mid-air, "Take this, PASTA POWER!" Mario slams Sonic down, causing him to be launched down the pipe Mario popped out from. Mario decides to follow him down the pipe. Sonic face-plants onto a random hill in the Mushroom Kingdom, while Mario floats down after him. "Looks like I got the home-turf advantage now!" Mario says before he pulls out his Lightplunger, "EN GARDE!"
Sonic manages to dodge a couple of slashes and jabs from the Lightplunger, before pulling out a Power Ring from his backpack, and pressing it against the Lightplunger's laser blade, disabling it. "Nice try, but I think it's about time you get a taste of true Sonic speed!" Sonic raises the ring in the air and starts to glow, then before Mario could even react, Sonic gave him a hard punch in the face, which reverted Mario to his base form.
Sonic keeps attacking Mario using his increased speed and strength, before running around him, creating a large tornado that sweeps Mario up in the air. The tornado pulls in several pieces of debris, all of which end up pummeling Mario repeatedly! Eventually the tornado dies out, as the Power Rings effects wore off. "Phew, I don't think I will be seeing that guy anytime soon." Sonic said to himself, taking a brief breather.
...Unfortunately, for Sonic, he was wrong.
Mario had survived the tornado, and was falling downwards towards Sonic at high speeds, prepared to do what most people would know him for, stomping on his enemies.
CRACK!
The force of Mario's stomping, along with the speed he was falling at left a large crack on the ground, however, Sonic was nowhere to be seen, all of the sudden the sound of drilling was heard. "Don't you know hedgehogs are burrowing animals?" Sonic burst up from a hole in the ground, revealing he had dug into the ground to dodge Mario's stomp.
Mario takes out another plumbing snake, but this wasn't any ordinary plumbing snake, it was the legendary Excalibur! As he was pulling it out, the snake's power transformed him, leaving him in a white and red get-up, and immediately hit Sonic with a barrage of fireballs, each exploding in his face.
Mario then follows up with a few swings of Excalibur, "What's wrong, can't match my firepower?" Mario asked right before kicking Sonic back.
"I'll show you firepower!" Sonic reached into his backpack and pulled out a few explosives, and threw them at Mario, Mario responded with throwing Bob-Ombs, both of their explosives ended up exploding simultaneously, causing a large explosion to happen, launching them into a nearby lake.
Sonic managed to hold his breath in time, and started swimming upwards, trying to escape, only to get hit by a punch in a face by Mario, who is decked out in a green frog outfit. "Good thing I packed a spare Frog Suit!" Mario sighed, Sonic was starting to get a tad bit peeved, 'How many costume changes does this guy have?' Sonic thought before charging at Mario.
The two start briefly exchanging blows with each other again, only for Mario to pull out what seemed to be a solid gold toilet plunger, Sonic, who was confused by his foe pulling out a plunger for no apparent reason, was suddenly struck by Mario swinging it at Sonic like a golf club.
"FORE!" Mario shouts as Sonic gets sent flying out of the lake. Sonic ends up skidding across the ground, leaving a crater in the floor, then suddenly two objects fall out of his backpack. "The Power Stones!? I forgot I had those in there!" Sonic joins the two stones together, and a huge burst of light erupts, Mario, who jumped from the lake to go and investigate the source of the light, was then met with a sudden punch in the gut from Sonic, who now had a forcefield, and sparkles surrounding him.
Mario was punched so hard that he was sent flying away at speeds that caused a sonic boom, knocking him against a boulder, leaving him literally seeing stars from the impact. "Okay, two can play that game hedgehog..." Mario literally grabbed one of the stars spinning around his head, and clutched a Super Leaf in his pocket with his other hand, causing his clothes to flash colors, along with him sprouting a raccoon tail and ears.
The two took one last glare at each other, as they knew only one of them was likely to make it out of this.
Mario knocked Sonic through a mountain in the background, which ended up destroying it, Mario followed after him to deliver a barrage of punches, however his forcefield ended up blocking the blows, allowing Sonic to counter with a kick, and then a barrage of his own.
After that, the two engage in another clash, the force of their attack causing explosions to occur in the air, however neither of them seemed to take any real damage. While they were clashing, Mario's outfit stopped changing colors, he was no longer Invincible.
Sonic, realizing he had an opening, performed one last Super Spin.
The poor plumber ended up vertically cut in half, and Sonic ended up victorious.
K.O.!
Results[]
Cybo: Wow, Sonic really just murdered a man over food.
Puffin: Both of these two had their own strengths, but there's a reason that Sonic came up on top this time.
Cybo: In their base forms, Mario actually had a sizable power advantage over Sonic, the explosion he scales to is over 11 times stronger than the one Sonic survived, meaning that if he could manage to get his hands onto Sonic, he could have easily pummeled him to death.
Puffin: The keywords being IF he could manage to get his hands onto Sonic.
Cybo: Thanks to Sonic's lightning dodging feat, it would be incredibly hard to Mario to keep up with him, putting things into numbers, Sonic can move 273 times faster than Mario can move, and somewhere between 6 to 40 times faster than he can react, which would prevent Mario from just pounding onto Sonic... Or throwing him into space, which is surprisingly something he would do in character.
Puffin: This makes sure Sonic can likely live long enough for both of them to pull out their power-ups and equipment, Mario may have more options, and a more versatile arsenal, but that's about where it ends.
Cybo: Sonic's amps like his Power Rings and the Deep Power Stones also boost his speed, which makes the previously mentioned speed gap between the two even worse, not to mention that with the Power Stones, Sonic actually has a slight power advantage over Mario's biggest trump card, Invincible Mario, being nearly 1.7 times stronger, that along with his speed, gives him the better chance of winning.
Puffin: The Starman's time limit also wouldn't help Mario with that either. Mario may have more intelligence, but Sonic has more experience than Mario in fighting competent enemies, lets face it, King Koopa is kinda a goof, and most of the time isn't as capable as SatAM's Robotnik.
Cybo: There's also Sonic having more consistent abilities, like we mentioned before, Mario's abilities are kinda inconsistent due to the nature of his cartoon, he can go from being able to stay underwater, to drowning, from being capable to move in a block of ice, to being immobilized from King Koopa's freeze ray, and the list goes on.
Puffin: Sadly, it seemed that there wasn't mushroom (much room) for Mario in this competition, the winner is Sonic.
Trivia[]
- This was originally going to be a battle royal including DiC Link, however that idea was scrapped due to me having plans for another battle royale in the future, and thinking it would be kinda redundant to have both being BRs.
- Sonic's burrowing line is a slight reference to a similar quote from the IDW Sonic comics.