| Dexter VS Jimmy Neutron | |
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| Season 1, Episode 6 (Season Finale) | |
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| Air date | October 9th, 2016 |
| Written by | Alemon97 |
| Directed by | Alemon97 |
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Description[]
This is it! The two greatest boy geniuses in cartoon history battle it out to determine once and for all who's really the smartest there is! One will win, one will die!
Interlude[]
Wiz: Not every genius level intellect comes from a grown man. In fact, some of the most brilliant minds can be found in the youngest of people.
Boomstick: And these two nerds definitely fit the mold.
Wiz: Dexter, the boy genius of Cartoon Network.
Boomstick: And Jimmy Neutron, the boy genius of Nickelodeon. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's out job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Dexter[]
(*Cues: Dexter's Laboratory - Instrumental*)
Wiz: Dexter is an eight year old boy from the town of Genius Grove. He was born with an abnormally large head, and that had the doctors assume that Dexter was a genius, thus they gave his parents a pair of glasses.
Boomstick: Assume!? You don't assume, Wizard!! Have you learned nothing from Game Theory?!
Baby Dexter: At last mother and father, I am created!
Wiz: Luckily, they were right. Dexter turned out to be a genius and he began to create numerous inventions and study technology from the moment he could crawl.
Boomstick: However, a monster in his family repeatedly destroys his inventions. That monster...is Dee Dee.
Wiz: Dee Dee is Dexter's older sister, who always somehow destroys anything Dexter comes up with.
Boomstick: But by the time he was 7, Dexter soon discovered a secret, empty room in his house and then had an idea.
Wiz: Dexter would use the secret room to convert it into his own personal laboratory, hiding his inventions from all and creating greater machines to help him study science and further understand the world.
Boomstick: But just when Dexter thought he would finally be able to do all of his work in peace, Dee Dee soon discovered a secret entrance to his laboratory and has been messing with his inventions ever since.
Wiz: Definitely not his best day.
(*Cues: Cootie Call / Sub-Zero Hero - Dexter's Laboratory: Mandark's Lab?*)
Wiz: Despite his sister's constant interference, Dexter continues to create countless machines and experiments 24/7.
Boomstick: As part of the Hannah-Barbera toonverse, Dexter has some pretty crazy abilities. He's faster than a mortal eye can see, strong enough to overpower a large mustachioed woman, and tough enough to take explosions to the face, like every goddamn day.
Wiz: As we just covered, Dee Dee generally ends up destroying a good number of Dexter's inventions.
Boomstick: However, some of Dexter's gizmos & gadgets still remain intact.
Wiz: Dexter has a Backwards Belt and Time Expansion Helmet. The former makes Dexter do everything backwards, and the latter speeds up his personal time, though ironically, since everything around him is slowed down, it also makes things longer to do.
Boomstick: The teleportation controller allows Dexter to teleport in and out of his lab, and the Animal Atomizer is a device that can turn anybody into any animal, extinct or not.
Wiz: The Monster Potion can transform anybody into a monster and have continuous growth, and consume Toxic Waste to continue increasing in size and strength.
Boomstick: But his manliest invention is definitely the Beardatron. This manly glory gives Dexter facial hair so dense, that it can endure stabs from a beard that DESTROYED WOODEN CRATES, AND SHATTERED IT!
Wiz: Dexter is also packed with his homemade Major Glory action figures, which are actually pretty strong. They can fly at 1.7 billion miles per hour, fire heat vision hot enough to melt a car, hold up to three children, blow arctic breath that can freeze an entire tree, and utilize a cloaking device to hide from their prey.
Boomstick: Batteries not included. He's also got a backpack which can trap ghosts, another backpack that works as a helicopter, a wrench that can deflect laser blasts, a pen that can control whoever's name is written on paper, brass knuckles with his name on them, and I kid you not, a shit ton of lasers blasters. Where does he possibly keep all this stuff?
Wiz: A really, REALLY deep lab coat...
Boomstick: So, like Deadpool and Dante?
Wiz: Essentially...
(*Cues: What's Buggin' Dexter? - Dexter's Laboratory: Mandark's Lab?*)
Boomstick: Yep. Anyway, on the rare ocassion Dexter feels he needs to get serious, he'll bust out his own personal mechs.
Wiz: The Dexo-Transformer increases Dexter's strength and agility 100-fold and is outfitted with dodgeball launchers, TNT launchers, an electric zapper, and a laser machine gun. This exo-skeleton alone proves that big things come in small packages.
Boomstick: And then there's Dexter's personal favorite, the Robo-Dexo 2000. This baby comes equipped with rocket-fists, a ton more lasers, a PEZ dispenser-style rocket launcher, and it can fly!
Wiz: Being so well armed, Dexter has a number of ridiculous feats under his résumé. He's fought against aliens from other planets, unknowingly gave his pet monkey superpowers, battled a Giant Dee Dee, and has even defeated an entire group of U.S. Navy Soldiers singlehandedly.
Boomstick: And he's even taken down those just as smart as himself. Like his rival Mandark, the one person who strives to be smarter than him, butter utterly fails no matter how hard he tries.
Wiz: He's defeated this axe-bladed kaiju with the help of his family, destroyed armies of robots, led an army of heroes from several universes, and eventually "saved" the future by teaming up with his several future-selves to defeat the future Mandarks, in a post-apocalyptic future.
Boomstick: And then there's that one time he survived being disintegrated. Y'know, when Dexter got blasted by his own orbiting laser cannon a total of 3 times and turned out okay the next day? That's toon force durability right there.
Wiz: Okay, it's obvious that Dexter's feats and abilities are ABSOLUTELY ridiculous. But he is far from perfect.
(*Cues: Dexter's Laboratory Outro*)
Boomstick: Despite his brilliant mind, Dexter has a pretty big ego which often clouds his own judgement and cause him to make rash and often morally questionable decisions, such as the time he tried to prove Santa Claus wasn't real and the time he let the Earth be destroyed due to being unable to share the credit with Mandark.
Wiz: Also, Dexter can't really grasp the thought of anyone being smarter than him, such as the time Mandark was originally smarter than him, and when a computer mistook his IQ test results as average, only to be rechecked and turning out to be a genius. In addition, Dexter sometimes overworks himself to the point of burning out his own mind.
Boomstick: If overworked too hard, his intelligence is as good as gone. That or he'll become mentally insane, and it takes a while for his brain to get rebooted. There's also that one time where he tried to remove his rudeness, resulting in, well...
Rude Dexter: Where the $&#% are we?
Rude Dee Dee: Beats the $#*@ outta me!
Wiz: Did...did they just?
Boomstick: Yes they did, Wizard. Yes they did...
Wiz: Okay... Also, while Dee Dee does often cause nothing but destruction in Dexter's lab, she's actually an essential component to Dexter's life since he's gotten so accustomed to it that he can't stand living without her destroying his lab or messing up his experiments at least once.
Boomstick: Not to mention even with his wacky durability thanks to toon force, the kid can still feel physical pain.
Wiz: But regardless of whatever weaknesses he has, Dexter has achieved more than anyone could possibly imagine despite being a 4th grader whose smaller than a breadbox.
Boomstick: If anyone were ever to come across Cartoon Network's boy genius, it's best to stay the fuck out of his way.
Dexter: At last! My greatest creation is completed!
Jimmy Neutron[]
(*Cues: Jimmy Neutron Theme - Bowling for Soup*)
Wiz: Born in the town of Retroville, James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron is a pint sized boy genius with an unreasonably large head and an unbelievable I.Q. of 210.
Boomstick: He's quite literally the smartest little shit in town. He always gets higher grades than anyone in his school and he even got banned from the science fair just so the other kids could have a chance.
Wiz: As Retroville's smartest resident, Jimmy is often considered a nerd out of touch, inventing things both in pursuit of science as well as for his own desires.
Boomstick: Neutron's also gone through all sorts of crazy adventures, and it all began with a journey into the final frontier.
Wiz: When he was just 10 years old, Jimmy dreamed about contacting alien life forms and sent a message into outer space in hopes of doing so.
Boomstick: But after he had sent the message into space, he crash landed his makeshift rocket on his house's roof and his parents prohibited him from not only going into outer space, but also the Retroland amusement park.
Wiz: Even then, he still disobeyed them and snuck out of the house and then went out to hang with his friends in Retroland without his parents ever finding out.
Boomstick: But while little Jimmy was out having fun at the amusement park, some other crazy shit was happening behind the scenes.
Jimmy: Greetings from planet Earth. I'm Jimmy Neutron and you're an alien life form.
King Goobot: Oh, what a big head...
Wiz: Aliens from outer space called "Yokians" got ahold of his message, but misinterpreted it into thinking that the parents of Retroville would provide nutrients for their god, Poultra. As a result, the aliens abducted and took them to their home planet, Yokus where they would be fed to their god.
Boomstick: But Jimmy was all like "Fuck that shit!" and traveled to their planet, battled their mutant chicken god, saved his parents, defeated their king, and returned home to Earth afterwards.
Wiz: After saving his parents from the Yokians, Jimmy began to go on numerous adventures with his friends and invent all sorts of crazy inventions to increase his own popularity and fight off all sorts of threats to Retroville.
Boomstick: Even if they do end up destroying the town more than half the time...
(*Cues: Retroville - Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots - DS Version*)
Wiz: In terms of abilities, Jimmy has a good number of mental and physical abilities. He has shown to be a master in the art of flipping, is a proficient sword-fighter, has a photographic memory, and can survive in the vacuum of space...somehow...
Broomstick: How is this possible you may ask? Well...
Sheen: Hey Jimmy, there's always a question I've wanted to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space we don't gotta wear helmets?
Jimmy: Good question, Sheen. And the answer is quite interesting. You see...
(Carl sings obnoxiously loud while Jimmy explains to Sheen how they can breathe in space)
Sheen: Huh, really?
Jimmy: Mhhm.
Wiz: Well, that didn't really help explaining anything...
Boomstick: Best not to think about it. Anyway, let's get to the important stuff!
(*Cues: Retroville - Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots - DS Version again*)
Wiz: Jimmy carries a myriad of gadgets on hand, like the Shrink Ray, which as the name implies, can shrink people or objects down to size. It even has a reverse feature which can increase his size to that of a planet.
Boomstick: He's even got a Hypno-Beam, which can be used to hypnotize anyone with regardless of their intelligence or sanity, and make them do anything he wants. Oh, the horrible things Jimmy could make his victims do. Oh, and it works even when they DON'T look at it!
Wiz: On his own, Jimmy is not very fast, but if he needs to get around, he's got several methods of transportation.
Boomstick: He wears a JetPack on his back, which when set to Hyperdrive, can reach speeds over Mach 250.
Wiz: Along with his technologically modified sneakers, which can be used to hover at speeds of 25 miles per hour, leap great distances with every jump, and run at superhuman speeds with an endlessly adaptable compound called Neutro-Gunk, though overuse of said compound can cause a...rough breaking...
Boomstick: He's even got a skateboard with rocket-powered flight in case he wants to show off some mad air skills. Man, I wish I had a flying skateboard...
Wiz: Jimmy also wears a technologically advanced wristwatch that comes equipped with electro magnets, a freeze ray, tractor-beam, invisibility shield, lasers, and anti-gravity disks. It's the perfect multi-purpose tool.
Boomstick: Oh, and did we mention that he's also got a lightsaber? Jimmy also carries the Quantum Replay 9000, a remote that can allow him to rewind or replay events, and can also be used for Time-Travel.
Wiz: And also a Time Accelerator, which can allow him to make certain events go in slow-motion or fast-forward---handy for speeding up unwanted house parties.
Boomstick: Party pooper...Anyway, The Pain Transference Helmet allows him to transfer his own pain onto another person of his choosing, the Demutation Pellets instantly reverse all past mutations of any living creature, the Cheese Ray turns whatever it hits into, well, cheese...
Wiz: The Sonic Voice Cannon emits sonic waves powerful enough to deflect lasers, the Hyper Mega Rust can disintegrate metal, with a mist equivalent to 200 years of rust, and the Flux-Field Duplicator can duplicate whatever person or object it takes a picture of and after duplication, the original object will fade into oblivion.
Boomstick: But if Jimmy wants to get lethal, he busts out his one of his own mechs
Wiz: The Robo-Walker is a 12 foot mech stored in his own backpack, equipped with a laser cannon, a heat-seeking missile launcher, legs powerful enough to kick truck sized robots, and an ejector seat should he feel the need to get out of the way.
Boomstick: And then there's Jimmy's ultimate mech, the Fudge-Bot. This giant mech suit comes loaded with a solar powered laser, a robot arm, brace missiles, and rocket powered flight.
Wiz: Now we know what you're thinking, doesn't that seem a bit too much for Jimmy to carry around? To put it simply, no.
Boomstick: Jimmy can bring whatever he wants into battle, thanks to his infinite storage device, the Hypercube. This thingamajig can store literally anything he puts in it. So no gadget is too big for him to carry around, pretty convenient if you ask me.
Wiz: Jimmy's greatest weapon, however, is his own brain.
Jimmy: (Think. Think. THINK!)
(Jimmy visualizes a plan via Brain Blast)
Jimmy: (Brain Blast!)
Wiz: When the situation gets tight, Jimmy can concentrate his thoughts deep into his subconscious, creating a Brain Blast. This ability allows increased creativity, and accelerated rational thinking. Jimmy can use the Brain Blast to find a quick solution to practically any situation using only makeshift objects around him.
Boomstick: And man, that brain can sure as hell get the job done. Brain Blasting has never let him down.
(*Cues: Stage Select - Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots - DS Version*)
Wiz: Jimmy Neutron has done some ridiculous things. With the necessary tools, he can convert an entire amusement park into an interstellar war fleet. Also, I exaggerate nothing when I say he reversed a tornado that expanded into space by circling around it with his JetPack.
Boomstick: He's tanked multiple rocket crash landings, made a time travel remote out of prehistoric material, formed a team with three other heroes to defeat an Evil Syndicate, and even survived a fall of well over 10,000 feet onto solid concrete without a scratch. Oh, and did we mention that he's the smartest character in the entire Nickelodeon pantheon? The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour is proof of this.
Wiz: Right, when fellow Nicktoon hero Timmy Turner struggled with a science fair project, he wished that he were in the greatest laboratory in the universe.
Boomstick: And just take a guess where he ended up...Yep, Jimmy's lab.
Wiz: If Jimmy's lab were to be the greatest in the Nickelodeon Multiverse, that would mean he's smarter than other brilliant scientists such as Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants, Nora Wakeman from My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Donatello of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. With that in mind, this would mean Jimmy's IQ might be far greater than what the charts would normally suggest.
Boomstick: Well shit, talk about brain power! He could probably create an invention that would put all their work to shame if he really wanted to!
(*Cues: Cutscene 5 - Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots - DS Version*)
Wiz: However, despite his massive intellect and impressive feats of heroism, Jimmy is extremely stubborn and arrogant to a fault. He often disregards his own safety, rarely ever thinks things through, and hardly ever learns from his mistakes, leaving him in many, MANY bad situations.
Boomstick: Like the time he gave a fast food restaurant an artificial intelligence, so that it could make better foods, but overlooked a glitch regarding customer satisfaction. Oh, and look, he tried to prove that Santa wasn't real, too.
(*Cues: Jimmy Neutron Theme - Brian Causey*)
Wiz: Even so, Jimmy is an exceedingly intelligent boy.
Boomstick: And even if things don't go as planned for him, he comes through every time.
Wiz: And that is what Jimmy is all about. No matter how bad the situation, he will come up with a plan to win the day and has overcome every challenge that stood before him.
Boomstick: Even if it's usually his own fault.
Wiz: No matter what the challenge, Jimmy Neutron will give it his all.
Jimmy: This is it, people. These crummy aliens stole our parents. It's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean! Darn it, we're carbon-based life-forms! Now, who's gonna kick buttocks?
Kids: The "carbonated" life-forms!
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE nerd style!
DEATH BATTLE![]
(*Cues: Frantic Factory - Donkey Kong 64*)
In his underground laboratory, Jimmy is seen working on his Flux-Field Duplicator.
Jimmy: All right, here we go. There. Okay Goddard, time for a test run.
Goddard pulls a blanket revealing a watermelon and Jimmy tests his Flux-Field Duplicator on it. The watermelon is then shown to have been successfully duplicated.
Jimmy: All right, it works!
But just as Jimmy celebrates, the original watermelon fades into oblivion after the duplication process has been completed.
Jimmy: Oh, gas planet! It still doesn't work right. Ah well, I'll work out the bugs later. (puts Flux-Field Duplicator in the Hypercube) Right now, I've got some more important things to do. Goddard, screwdriver please.
Goddard: Bark!
Goddard hands Jimmy a screwdriver as he works on a new invention. Suddenly, a shadowy figure ambushes Goddard and quietly shuts him down.
Jimmy: Okay Goddard, circuit board.
A quiet pause follows and nothing happens.
Jimmy: Goddard?
Goddard then comes out of the shadows and Jimmy soon discovers that he has been incapacitated.
Jimmy: Goddard! What happened?!
The shadowy figure then appears behind Jimmy and knocks him out with a giant wrench. Minutes later, Jimmy wakes up in an unfamiliar location, sealed in a glass tube.
(*Cues: Dexter's Lab 1 - Dexter's Laboratory: Mandark's Lab?*)
Jimmy: Huh? This isn't my lab. Where am I?
???: Ah, so you're finally awake...
Jimmy: Huh, who's there?
???: So we meet at last, Jimmy Neutron.
Jimmy: H-how do you know my name?! Who are you!?
Dexter: I am Dexter. Welcome to my laboratory. I've heard that you are a genius where you come from. But I'm sorry to tell you that there's only room for one genius in this world.
Jimmy then notices the giant laser cannon above him.
Jimmy: Huh?!
Dexter: It pains me to have to take away a life, but I'm afraid this is goodbye, Neutron!
(*Cues: Vs. Orcan & Skullian - Sonic Colors*)
Jimmy pulls out his beam sword and uses it to cut through the glass and escape just moments before he gets disintegrated by the laser cannon, followed by an explosion behind him.
Dexter: What?!
Jimmy: No room for two geniuses in this world, huh? Well if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!
Dexter: Oh, (Dexter pulls out his wrench) you've just made your last mistake!
Dexter and Jimmy charge at each other, with their weapons clashing blow for blow until they are locked in a struggle. Dexter then uses his wrench to grab Jimmy's leg and tosses him onto a table, causing a bunch of test tubes to fall off. Jimmy then gets up, jumps off the table and shoots lasers from his wristwatch, which Dexter dodges while firing his own from one of his laser guns. Jimmy avoids the blasts and flies up with his Jet-Pack and Dexter pursues him with his Heli-Pack. Dexter and Jimmy trade punches while airborne in a Dragon Ball-like fashion until they kick each other backwards. They both land back on the ground, in which Jimmy then charges at Dexter with his beam sword to which he retaliates by activating his Time Expansion Helmet.
Dexter: Too slow!
As he forwards himself in time, Dexter puts on his brass knuckles and punches Jimmy with them, with the last hit slamming him into a wall. However, since Dexter is sped up through time, it takes longer for Jimmy to be slammed into the wall. As such, Dexter temporarily disables the helmet. He then pulls out a laser gun from his lab coat and fires it at the roof above Jimmy.
Dexter: Take THIS!
Jimmy then sees the rubble above him and just barely escapes by activating the Neutro-Gunk on his sneakers, speeding past the rubble and proceeding to punch Dexter in the face.
Jimmy: That all you got, pipsqueak?
Dexter: Pipsqueak?! Oh, I'll show you what I've got!
Jimmy then pulls the Cheese Ray from his Hypercube and aims it at Dexter.
Jimmy: C'mon!
Dexter manages to dodge the blasts and reactivates the Time Expansion Helmet on the last one.
Dexter: I don't think so!
He charges at Jimmy, but Jimmy activates his Time Accelerator allowing him to fight at his speed and counter him to send him back.
Dexter: W-what?
Jimmy: You're not the only one who can mess with time, y'know. Let's do this!
Dexter's wrench and Jimmy's beam sword clash multiple times before Jimmy gets behind and kicks him in the back. Dexter then whips out his Animal Atomizer and aims it at Jimmy.
Dexter: Eat this!
Jimmy dodges the blasts and they hit some of Dexter's vehicles, turning them into a vulture, an octopus and a bear. Dexter and Jimmy's weapons clash once more, then Dexter notices the animals behind Jimmy, which gives him an idea. Dexter kicks Jimmy out of his way and pulls out the Hypnosis Pen from his lab coat.
Dexter: Let's see you deal with this!
Dexter writes the down commands for the animals on a notepad using his Hypnosis Pen and they fall under his control. Jimmy then gets up and notices the three animals all coming towards him.
Dexter: Destroy him!
Jimmy takes to the skies with his Jet-Pack, but is pursued by the vulture which then takes off his Jet-Pack, causing him to fall to the floor. The octopus then grabs Jimmy by the waist with its tentacle and the bear rushes towards him.
Dexter: Yes, that's it! Destroy the big-headed boy! (Laughs maniacally)
Jimmy then notices the Hypnosis Pen in Dexter's hand.
Jimmy: (That's it! That pen must be what he's using to control these animals, I've got to destroy it!)
Jimmy quickly pulls out his beam sword, slicing off the octopus' tentacle and avoids the bear coming towards him, causing it to run into a wall. Jimmy then notices the vulture coming towards him and fires a laser from his wristwatch at it, turning it into a roasted chicken. Jimmy recovers his Jet-Pack and the octopus then charges at him, but Jimmy uses his beam sword to slice its tentacles off, turning it into sliced calamari rings. The bear gets out of the wall and charges at Jimmy, but Jimmy uses the Shrink Ray to cut it down to size and step on it. Dexter then notices that Jimmy has defeated his animal slaves.
Dexter: What the!?
Jimmy then reactivates the Neutro-Gunk on his sneakers and speeds past Dexter, stealing the Hypnosis Pen and destroying it.
Dexter: Oh, now it's on!
An angered Dexter then charges at Jimmy, but is soon hit with a blast from Jimmy's Hypno-Beam.
Jimmy: Time to give you a taste of your own medicine! (Looks into the Hypercube) Now let's see what we got here... (See the Pain Transference Helmet) Ah yes, excellent...
Jimmy puts on the Pain Transference Helmet and prepares to give Dexter a command.
Jimmy: Dexter, I command you to destroy your lab!
Dexter: Yes, master.
(*Cues: The 1812 Overture*)
As a hypnotized Dexter goes about destroying his own lab, Jimmy punches himself constantly while wearing the Pain Transference Helmet passing his own physical pain onto Dexter. Several shots of Jimmy's pain being transferred to Dexter are shown, such as a punch to the stomach, another one to the face, and even one where Jimmy delivers a polish hammer to his own crotch. Dexter continues to receive pain from Jimmy's Pain Transference Helmet until he has finally destroyed his own laboratory. Dexter is fatigued and Jimmy blows an air-horn at Dexter's face to snap him out of the mind control. Dexter then gets back on his feet, sustaining the injuries Jimmy had transferred to him, and looks around his laboratory in great shock.
Dexter: (gasps) My laboratory! Grrrr....Now I mean business!
Dexter then pulls out a remote control, calling upon his Major Glory action figures.
Dexter: Destroy the boy!!!
(*Cues: Vs. Orcan & Skullian - Sonic Colors again*)
One of the Major Glory action figures grabs Jimmy by the waist and flies out of Dexter's laboratory through the roof, the other two follow suit. Jimmy then uses his beam sword to destroy the Major Glory action figure that's holding him and flies off with his Jet-Pack, while the other two pursue him. Dexter then gets out of his house and spots Jimmy high in the sky and then uses the remote to control the remaining two Major Glory action figures fighting Jimmy. One of the Major Glory action figures tries to shoot him down with its laser vision, but Jimmy pulls out his Sonic Voice Cannon and screams into it, reflecting the blast back at it and destroying it. The last one tries to freeze Jimmy with its arctic breath, but Jimmy maneuvers past it and slices it up with his beam sword. Dexter takes to the skies with his Heli-Pack and has an aerial battle with Jimmy. They trade punches until they end up in the city of Genius Grove. The aerial scuffle goes on until they punch each other at the same time, forcing them back on to the ground.
Dexter: *pant* *pant* *pant* Alright, not bad. It seems that I have underestimated you and your gadgetry.
Jimmy: Hmm, you're not so bad yourself...
Dexter: But don't think that I'm done just yet, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve!
Dexter pulls out the Monster Potion from his lab coat. He then drinks the potion while Jimmy wonders what Dexter is planning. Dexter finishes drinking the Monster Potion and starts to feel pain in his gut. Dexter then starts to grow scales and increase in size, transforming into a monster. Jimmy then looks up in shock at what he's up against.
Dexzilla: Ha ha ha! Say hello to Dexzilla...AND GOODBYE TO YOUR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE!!!
(*Cues: Vs. Egg Dragoon - Sonic Unleashed*)
Dexter tries to stomp Jimmy, but Jimmy flies out of the way with his Jet-Pack. Dexter then grabs a skyscraper and throws it at Jimmy, who sets his Jet-Pack to Hyperdrive.
Jimmy: Setting Jet-Pack to Hyperdrive.
Jimmy rushes at Dexter at high speeds while dodging skyscrapers that are being thrown at him. He then looks at his Hypercube to see if he has anything that can deal with Dexter's monster form.
Jimmy: Do I have something I can use to deal with this monster?
Jimmy then and spots a Demutation Pellet inside the Hypercube.
Jimmy: Ahh, bingo!
Dexter then starts to breathe fire, but Jimmy dodges it and stops in front of the ginormous monster. Dexter then grabs Jimmy and gloats.
Dexzilla: Ha ha! This is the end, prepare for your defeat!
Dexter charges up his fire breath to finish Jimmy off, but Jimmy attaches the Demutation Pellet on his wristwatch and aims at Dexter's mouth.
Jimmy: Hey Dexter, eat this!
Jimmy launches the Demutation Pellet and it sucessfully enters Dexter's mouth, instantly reversing his transformation.
Dexter: W-What the heck?!
Jimmy punches Dexter from behind and Dexter then gets up, more angered than ever.
Dexter: Oh, that's it! Now you've asked for it!
Dexter pulls out a backpack from his lab coat and pushes a button, transforming it into the Dexo-Transformer. Jimmy retaliates by pushing a button on his backpack, busting out the Robo-Walker. Dexter and Jimmy, in their small mechs, fire lasers at each other while running in circles, destroying vehicles and buildings around them. Jimmy then fires a heat-seeking missile at Dexter, to which he grabs a car to defend himself from the impact of the missile, causing him to slide back. The Robo-Walker then charges at the Dexo-Transformer and the two engage in a kickoff, which results in Dexter grabbing Jimmy's Robo-Walker by the leg, slamming him around, and tossing him to a nearby wall. Dexter then blasts the Robo-Walker's legs off.
Dexter: Is that all, Neutron?
Jimmy gets up and pushes the button on his Jet-pack, putting his damaged Robo-Walker back inside.
Jimmy: Don't count me out just yet!
Jimmy then pulls out a remote control and pushes the button, summoning the Fudge-Bot.
Jimmy: Now I'm serious!
Jimmy then fires several laser blasts from the Fudge-Bot, which Dexter dodges up until he gets hit with the last one. The Fudge-Bot then grabs the Dexo-Transformer, dragging it across the floor and sending it flying across multiple buildings, severely damaging it. Dexter then puts away the Dexo-Transformer and decides that now is the time to play his trump card.
Dexter: That's it, no more games!
Dexter pulls out a remote control from his labcoat and pushes the button, which calls upon the Robo-Dexo 2000. He then flies over to the Fudge-Bot's location and confronts Neutron.
Dexter: This ends NOW, Neutron!
Jimmy: Let's finish this, Dexter!
Jimmy in his Fudge-Bot takes to the skies and fires laser blasts at the Robo-Dexo 2000, which it blocks with its arms. Dexter then types PEZ on his keyboard, preparing to fire PEZ missiles.
Dexter: Bombs away!
The Robo-Dexo 2000 fires PEZ missiles at the Fudge-Bot, which it dodges, causing the missiles to hit nearby skyscrapers.
Jimmy: Whoa, talk about firepower!
Dexter: If you think that's impressive, wait until you have a taste of THIS!
The Robo-Dexo 2000 fires its fists at the Fudge-Bot. Jimmy manages to dodge one, but gets hit by the other, causing to him briefly spin out of control, Jimmy quickly regains his balance. The Robo-Dexo 2000 then fires lasers from its fingers, which the Fudge-Bot blocks, but one laser hits a gas pipe, causing the Fudge-Bot to fall out of the sky. Jimmy then struggles to move the Fudge-Bot off the ground.
(*Music fades*)
Jimmy: Come on, move!
The Robo-Dexo 2000 then flies closer to Jimmy.
Dexter: Got you!
The Robo-Dexo 2000 then fires lasers at the Fudge-Bot's solar-powered laser, robotic arm, and legs. Dexter then looks upon his opponent and prepares to charge one final laser to finish Jimmy off.
Dexter: You were a most admirable adversary, but I'm afraid that this is the end. Say goodbye, Jimmy Neutron!
Jimmy: (No, it can't end like this! I've got to do something, but what? Think, think, THINK!
(*Cues: Final Boss - The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - Attack of the Twonkies*)
Jimmy begins visualizing a plan to defeat Dexter. He then recalls when he tested the Flux-Field Duplicator back at his lab and gets an idea on how he can win the fight.
Jimmy: (Brain Blast!)
Dexter: DIE!
Jimmy then activates his Jet-Pack and gets out of the Fudge-Bot in time to avoid the blast Dexter fires at him. Jimmy then pulls out the Flux-Field Duplicator from the Hypercube and aims it at the Robo-Dexo 2000.
Jimmy: Hey Dexter, say cheese!
Dexter is then briefly blinded by the flash of the Flux-Field Duplicator. Suddenly, another Robo-Dexo 2000 materializes right in front of Dexter, which Jimmy then boards on.
Jimmy: Haha, all right!
Dexter: Grrrrr...All you are doing is delaying the inevitable!
Jimmy: Oh, I wouldn't say that...
Dexter is seemingly confused, until he sees his Robo-Dexo 2000 dematerializing until it fades into oblivion. Dexter then falls from a great height and looks upon the Robo-Dexo 2000 in front of him.
Dexter: W-what in the world?!
Jimmy then slams his Robo-Dexo 2000's hands together, preparing to finish Dexter off. Jimmy has the Robo-Dexo 2000 repeatedly throw punches at Dexter, crushing him onto the street below. A heavily injured Dexter climbs out of the crater below, but Jimmy grabs Dexter and throws him high into the sky and fires a rocket fist at Dexter, smashing him across multiple buildings. Dexter then lands in his neighborhood and Jimmy flies over to his location. Neutron gets out of the cockpit, pulls out his Cheese Ray, and fires it at the wounded Dexter, turning him into swiss cheese. Jimmy then pulls out the Shrink Ray and uses it to turn the lifeless cheese statue of Dexter into a bitsize snack and eats it.
Jimmy: Whew...Well, gotta blast!
Jimmy then activates his Jet-Pack and flies back to Retroville.
KO!
Jimmy arrives back in his laboratory and reactivates Goddard, while Dexter's glasses dissolve in Jimmy's stomach.
Results[]
(*Cues: Jimmy Neutron Theme - Bowling For Soup again*)
Boomstick: Man, who knew that a fight between two nerds would be so epic!
Wiz: Dexter may have had the more destructive weaponry, but Jimmy's greater versatility and level-headedness gave him the edge.
Boomstick: While he had plently of powerful gadgets, ol' Jimbo had just the right tools to counter anything Dex could throw at him. Sure, Dexter's mechs were more powerful than Jimmy's, but that's all he really had going for him. Hell, even Dexter's monster form is nothing new to this boy genius.
Wiz: And while both boy geniuses were stubborn and arrogant, comparing their egos is like comparing a hammer to an anvil.
Boomstick: Dexter's own ego has often landed him in a great deal of trouble, like the time he argued with Mandark about getting the glory for saving the Earth, and the time he accidentally unleashed Badaxtra on the world.
Wiz: Jimmy may have his moments of arrogance, but he's still far more level-headed than Dexter himself, which leads to what is probably the most important factor of the fight: the intelligence of the boy geniuses.
Boomstick: Jimmy's IQ is officially charted at 210, but thanks to Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 1 proving that Jimmy's lab is the greatest in the Nicktoons Multiverse, it's possible that his IQ is way higher than this.
Wiz: Dexter on the other hand has no official record of his intelligence quotation.
Boomstick: So how can we compare their IQ's if one of them has no official record of their IQ?
Wiz: Well, here's how: Dexter took an IQ test and the computer that analyzed it told Dexter that he had average intelligence, around 85 to 115 IQ points. However, the test was later reanalyzed and the results said that Dexter turned out to have genius level intelligence, about 145 IQ points or higher. While the exact numbers are unknown, it's not unlikely that Dexter's IQ could very well be within Neutron's range.
Boomstick: In other words, while both are ridiculously smart, neither of them really outclassed the other when it comes to intelligence.
Wiz: However, Jimmy's trump card was his Brain Blast. With it, Jimmy not only recalled the moment he used the Flux-Field Duplicator, but also applied it in battle by using it to strip Dexter of his weapons and take them for himself.
Boomstick: And even with Dexter's wacky toonforce durability, gadgets like Neutron's Cheese Ray and Molecular Atomizer could bypass this by attacking him on a molecular level, effectively negating it completely.
Wiz: In time, Jimmy's more versatilite weaponry and quick thinking simply overwhelmed Dexter.
Boomstick: In the end, things didn't turn out so gouda for ol' Dexter.
Wiz: The winner is Jimmy Neutron.
Trivia[]
- This is Alemon97's first solo outing.
- This episode was originally a collaboration between Alemon97 and Quauntonaut, until the latter decided to give Alemon full reign over the episode after several months of silence and Quaunt not making any progress.
- This is Alemon97's second favorite episode of his first season, behind the Nicktoons Villains Battle Royale.
- This is Alemon97's third episode where the combatants are rivals, the first 2 are Ember VS Marceline and Lloyd VS Vyse, followed by Huntsgirl VS Valerie Gray.
References[]
- Jimmy Neutron Analysis: https://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/post/51257324
Beginning[]
Which of these two smartest prodigy who created many incredible inventions will win in Death Battle!
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY&list=PLbEolmLPV2MhIGysyVi_q6_I_iprD54gk
Wiz: The Child Prodigy, a kid who have exceptional qualities that can match and pass of adult, from Mozart to Arthur Pascal.
Boomstick: And there some are known for building the most powerful technology millions years ahead of the future, and these two are the smartest in T.V show history.
Wiz: Like Jimmy Neutron, boy genius.
Boomstick: And Dexter, the mad scientist in Cartoon Network. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Jimmy Neutron[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLq2R22y3YM
Wiz: Four of the deadliest villains from different universe unite to take over all the universe, so we a team to unite to stop them and save the universe.
Boomstick: We need a talking sponge, a kid with fairies, a boy who can turn into a ghost, and the smartest boy in Retroville.
Wiz: And his name is Jimmy Neutron, boy Genius!
Jimmy Neutron: Gotta blast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iHRcJDegkw
Boomstick: Jimmy Neutron is a super Genuis boy who is the smartest boy in the Nick universe creating different inventions from his pet Goddard to solving complicated equation. He so smart that he have a IQ of 210.
Wiz: The average person have a IQ of around 100, making him twice a smart than an average person making him a prodigy.
Boomstick: You know, people actually consider me a prodigy.
Wiz: Really, for what?
Boomstick: Easy, I was the master of the hunt, I was so good I was able to kill a deer blindfolded. I can show you! (Leave the stage.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGgdX8Zw9A
Wiz: Well, Jimmy neutron while not a social person, he have create many different inventions to fight against the evil to getting into wacky situations. He have a rocket that can travel over at least eight times faster than the speed of light.
Boomstick: (Get into the stage with a blindfold with a bow and arrow.) Time to show my skill!
Wiz: Do you know how to do it, we are running out of intern you know.
Boomstick: Just make sure you don’t make a noise, now shoot! (But the clay target land on the ground with him shooting the arrow into Wiz foot and Wiz screaming.) Did I get!
Wiz: (Grunting.) Another technology that Jimmy make is Pain transfer helmet.
Boomstick: What it does?
Wiz: Let me show you. (He turn on the helmet to transfer the pain into Boomstick making him scream.) While he recover, Jimmy also carries different weapons from lasers to a laser sword.
Boomstick: Okay… (Getting out from the ground.) He also carries from one that can hypnotize his foes, one to travel through time, a hyper cube to carry his weapons, laser sword, and shoes that allow him to travel faster than eyesight.
Wiz: His fudge-bot can shoot lasers and have missiles.
Boomstick: But when in the corner, he can come up with a plan with a brain blast. Let me try! Think! Think! (Just Like Jimmy Neutron but instead showing beer.) Brain blast! (Pull out a beer.) Just what I need.
Wiz: Despite for being a child, he have survive incredible heights to being experienced in sword fighting.
Boomstick: Well, he need them to fight against aliens, super villains, and pizza.
Wiz: But like all genius, he does have an ego to usually the inventions often get him into trouble.
Boomstick: Being one of the smartest, he is the boy who always have a plan to win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WX5dIeXLs0
0:37 - 1:03
Dextar[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebB1NxwGn6A
Wiz: When you look at this house, it look normal with a normal family.
Boomstick: But they’re a secret, a secret lab full of the most powerful technologies known to man, and the creator who invented all of them is known as Dexter, the boy genius of Cartoon Network.
Dexter: At last, my greatest creation is now completed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9ixtbkUZ8
Wiz: He started out being born in a hospital in Genius Grove being born with a very large head.
Boomstick: With the head that big, he better give his mother twice the gift for mother’s day, but what are there name?
Wiz: We simply don’t know, so the doctors study him to reveal that he is a genius that the scientist give him glasses to honor him.
Boomstick: Hey, that just like me, but instead glasses it instead a shotgun.
Wiz: As soon as they went home, he would create his first invention where to would lead to him building a secret laboratory to protect his machines away from his sister Dee Dee.
Boomstick: Fighting against his rival Mandark to protecting earth from deadly threats, he Carries the deadliest weapon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDDoyV-rXL0&list=PL6Q7F95WlDhFCPWnQli6qoBDw0KnIgwiy&index=28
Wiz: He wield his wrench that is two feet long that can reflect lasers.
Boomstick: Then he carries brass knuckles with his name on it to punch any fool who get to close to him.
Wiz: Why would a scientist need brass knuckles?
Boomstick: Why not, Dexter also carries a bird suit to fly in the air with deadly claws.
Wiz: Then they’re Atomizer that can shoot a laser beam powerful enough to slice through steel, cookies fill with chemicals to turn a person into a tentacle monster, or what about a monster potion that allow its wearer to turn into a monster.
Boomstick: (Put a cart full of Dexter inventions.) Let’s try some! ( Pull out one.) Animal Atomizer can transform any person into a random animal. Turn into me into a lion!
Wiz: Be careful, you don’t what you will transform into.
Boomstick: Please, I don’t have to worry one bit, so it time to transform! (Shoot himself into naked mole rat.) Aw man, that not what I was thinking I would transform.
Wiz: (Transform Boomstick back to normal.) Back to business, one can give him a beard that can deliver a deadly blow, Clone O Matic allow him to make different copies version of him, and hypnosis pen that allow the user to control whoever he want.
Boomstick: There still more, the gravity gauntlet allow him to control the gravity of his foes, one that can slow the target speed, invisible forcefield, and even dream wish-o-tron 5000 that make his dreams into reality that he sent Dee Dee into alternate universe.
Wiz: And his most deadliest weapon, Robo-Dexo 2000.
Boomstick: This giant robot can shoot rockets in every directions, can shoot lasers from its hands, and even fly! Wiz: Robo-Dexo 2000 is so powerful that it can destroy a mountain equal to around 50 Megatons of TNT.
Boomstick: He have survive deadly explosions enough to destroy buildings, was able to react to lasers, and even defeated aliens to his rival.
Wiz: But his Achilles’s heel is that he have a huge ego!
Boomstick: His ego is so big that he can make even Jonny Bravo very humble.
Wiz: With all that done, Dexter with his intelligent and deadly technology make him the deadliest boy genius around the universe.
Dexter: Ahhh, what a wonderful day for I Dexter, boy genius to be working in my laboratory.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWg0mD8RLs
The next Death battle take place in the biggest science fair of all time with the smartest across the universe being there to show who is the smartest from Reed Richards showing his dimensional transport, Miu Iruma showing a ray gun for the judges when she use the gun on one of the Judge that teleport their underwear into her hands with them blushing to her laughing thinking it was brilliant, Clemont checking on his machine with the help of his friends until its explode, Mei Hatsume shooting a net on its target, and Phineas with Ferb playing with baseball Launcher. In the far right, we can see Jimmy Neutron covering his machine with a white covering to getting ready to reveal his new invention.
Carl: Wow Jimmy, there so many smart people in this fair, I even saw a Papier-mâché Volcano. Are you not a little nervous.
Jimmy Neutron: Please, I can built everything in this room before lunch.
Sheen: Stop thinking like that carl, just think what we can buy with the one million dollar prize, we can have all the ice cream and slurp we can have. There also buying all the Ultra Lord action figures!
Carl: I would want a pet llama, so I can pet every morning and every night, but what you want Jimmy?
Sheen: Yeah, what you want?
Jimmy: Well, first I would use the money for stocks exchange into multiple medical fields increasing the amount while benefiting society, put some of the money into my college, and if I have enough then we will take a trip to Retroland.
Sheen: Thats sound so cool! But what was that you built again?
Jimmy: I have create a machine that can solve global warming, the machine can be launch into space to collet all chlorofluorocarbons from the sky converting them into oxygen. So, that why I not even worry a slightest…
???: How dare you copy me!
Jimmy: Who said that!
???: Me!
Then it reveal to be Dexter who is walking toward them pointing at them as they look on.
Dexter: How dare you steal my idea, you are jealous of my superior brain that you copy my idea!
Jimmy: Hey, I didn’t plagiarize any work, the one who copy is who!
Dexter: Yeah right, I will give you a chance to leave this competition with all your limbs intact before I have to take it to the next level.
Jimmy: What that’s suppose to be, a threat.
Dexter: Thats depend on your answer.
Jimmy: Fat chance, I will not be threaten as I Jimmy Neutron… ( He barley dodge the Atomizer blast with it missing Sheen and Carl.)
Sheen: We be with you Jimmy!
Carl: ( Duck into another blast.) Yeah, under the table. ( Then ducking under the table.)
Jimmy: Don’t worry my compares, I will end it in a nanosecond.
Dexter: Yeah, with me defeating you.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftjC9-tsYtM&list=PLtpsbjL4MXII7Bgr4hL9RLpLudZXxRaDN&index=6
The battle start with Dexter pulling out a laser gun blasting at Jimmy as the people around him look in shock as the two fighters get in battle, and one of the worker called in for security as they fight. Jimmy dodge the laser blasts as he pull out energy puck launcher.
Jimmy: You call that a weapon, let me show you what a real weapon can do!
Jimmy blast a hockey puck out of his gun that the camera follow it as Dexter use a pillar as a shield as it get destroy, so Dexter jump into Friendly forest bear as its rise onto its two feet and roar at Jimmy. Dexter use his robotic bear to chase jimmy, but Jimmy was able to slid under a table to avoid a strike and was able to grab his jetpack from the table. Now flying in the sky, Jimmy was able to grab the hyper cube to pull out a ray gun that was able to freeze the mechanical bear in place with Dexter barley getting out from the mech. Without a weapon, Dexter is chased by Jimmy as he try to blast him with ice blast until Dexter was able to grab his wretch from his table to deflect the ice blast right back at Jimmy. Quickly, Jimmy just barley have enough time to turn around to allow his jet pack to take the blow making him fall into the ground. Wanting to take the advantage, Dexter dash quickly to hit Jimmy with his wrench when Jimmy pull out his laser sword to block the attack. As they clash their weapons, multiple robots design like cops walk into the scene.
Robotic cop: In the name of the law, put your hands in the air or we will use force if must.
Dexter: No robot can’t stop me! ( Pulling out a gun that shoot electrical ball destroying one of the security robot.)
Robotic cop: Then consider yourself under arrest.
The robotic security pull out their electrical batons dash toward the fights as they keep clashing with their weapons, and Dexter grab his Animal Atomizer from the table point at him.
Dexter: Tremble as I Dexter, boy genius, will turn into a ferocious beast as you helplessly watch! (He blast himself into a monkey.) No, I did not want to turn into a monkey!
Jimmy: Make a machine that you can’t pick what animal you become, how embarrassing!
Dexter now a monkey have his face turn red and pull out Animal Atomizer turning jimmy into a hamster.
Jimmy: Not again! ( The robotic security try to hit Jimmy with the baton.) Ahhhhhhh!!!
Jimmy is running across the floor as the security robot chase him with Dexter using his wrench destroy each one, and Jimmy jump into a table as the robot destroy each chemicals Vials until Jimmy kick one that splash across the robot face melting it as he look at each one to mixing them .
Jimmy: (Thinking.) Lets hope this work!
He was about to drink it when Dexter was able to destroy all the robots jump toward at Jimmy with his wrench as they collide making a huge explosion turning them back to normal. Both shake their heads as Jimmy pull out the sneakers.
Jimmy: Let’s see you catch up to this!
Jimmy quickly dash hitting Dexter multiple times as he run around, so dexter come up with a plan put on his time expansion helmet to slow down time so he was able to fight back Jimmy as he put on his brass knuckles. Delivering powerful blows, Dexter was able to send Jimmy into wall and knocking the shoes off, so Jimmy use his wrist watch to shoot a laser destroying the helmet. Both run into their mechs with Dexter using cowboy robot as Jimmy use the fudge bot. Dexter then launch multiple missiles as Jimmy fly into the sky to avoid the missiles as he shoot lasers, and Dexter quickly run after Jimmy to use Major Glory Action figure to fly quickly to freeze the leg of the mech.
Jimmy: What the!
Dexter: Look like you are stuck, (Aim the missile at him.) Let me help you! (He shoot a missile destroying the mech with Jimmy inside.) Ah! I knew I was the better genius, time to gloat! ( He walk toward the destroy robot to grab Jimmy head.) Looks like I was ahead of you, wait a minute?
Jimmy robotic head: But mom, I have school tomorrow!
Dexter: A robot! (Crush the head with the mech.) How dare he fool me like that!
So, Dexter take a step when out of nowhere Jimmy was behind him using the hyper mega rust to destroy the legs of his mech.
Dexter: (Seeing Jimmy running away.) Hey, come back here!
Jimmy: (Jumping into his rocket.) Sorry, gotta blast!
He blast into the sky through the glass window as he trying to come up with a plan.
Jimmy: If I can trick him into running to a open field, then I can trick him by. (Without of nowhere Dexter inside Robo-Dexo 2000 start chasing Jimmy.)
Dexter: Come back, I just want to show you why I’m the best in the multiverse!
Jimmy: Where that come from!
The chase have started as Jimmy dodge each laser blasts that destroy any tree in it path until Dexter start shooting out missiles that one was able to hit Jimmy rocket making it fall onto the ground in the open field.
Dexter: I bet you thought you can pull a trap on me, but it was I who was able to trick you! (Jimmy pull out the hyper cube.) Not this time again! (He put on dream wish-o-tron 5000 to make the cube disappear.) Looks like its the end for you! (He aims his missile at Jimmy.)
Jimmy: There must be a way to stop him! Think. Think. Think. (He start to visualize his plan by seeing Dexter gloating that he is the smartest boy genius in the multiverse, a slingshot, the sick patch, and shrink ray.) Brain blast! (Pretending to be defeated.) Oh no, I shouldn’t have even think of facing you. (Open a compartment inside the rocket.) You have shown that you are the superior fighter.
Dexter: Yes, now you know that you are no match for me!
Jimmy: For my final request, can I see the person who is going to destroy me as he shown that he is the smartest in all the universe.
Dexter: I don’t see why, with this, they’re no way you can stop me. (He exit out of his mech as Robo-Dexo 2000 put him into the ground.) Now to destroy you!
Jimmy: Thank you, for now I can use this!
Dexter:(Jimmy pull out his slingshot to shoot the sick patch that Dexter use his arms to block the patch.) Ha, you would you use your final seconds, now that is pathetic!
Jimmy: Are you sure.
Dexter: What you mean by that? (He look at his arm to see the patch disappear.) Hey, where it go?
Jimmy: Oh you see!
Dexter: (Now he is developing the flu as he sneeze every seconds.) What is… Achoo… happening to me? I must… Achoo… Stop you. (He try to think to erase Jimmy but instead he have a huge headache.) Ow, my head hurt.
Jimmy: Time to finish it! (He use the shrink ray to increase his height of a giant skyscraper.)
Dexter: Come on… Achoo… we can be civilized right!
Jimmy: Nope! (He Kick Dexter so hard that he launch Dexter into the horizon making a shine.) Now who the genius.
Verdict[]
Boomstick: Look like he blasting off again!
Wiz: This was a close match with Dexter having much more powerful technologies, more durable than Jimmy, and more experienced fighting. Jimmy carried the right weapons to win in the fight.
Boomstick: Have a rocket that can travel at least faster than the speed of light give him advantage of agility and speed allow him to keep his distance away from dexter and able to dodge the attacks.
Wiz: Much of their weapons can actually center each others from one to travel very fast, one to travel through time, invisible shield, and even some to control the mind of their foes.
Boomstick: But jimmy have way more creative weapons to counter against Dexter from demutation pill against Dexter monster potion, hyper mega rust against the termite, and many more than Dexter.
Wiz: And the major reason why Jimmy win is all about their egos.
Boomstick: Sure, Jimmy do have a ego at some episodes, but compare to Dexter who wears his ego on his sleeves is not really that big.
Wiz: Dexter's Ego have get him into many trouble multiple times that Jimmy can take advantage of it.
Boomstick: Remember, Jimmy have use his smarts against other super villains with huge ego like Dexter. And finally that Jimmy have come up with more creative plans to having the hyper cube allowing him to carry more weapons than Dexter. So in the end Jimmy was too fast, too creative, and have the better weapons to win in the end. In the end, Dexter could not handle the Neutron Style.
Wiz: The Winner is Jimmy Neutron.
Dexter Vs Jimmy Neutron Remastered[]
After seeing the comments, I will go back to add new information to see if Jimmy would win or that Dexter should have won.
Introduction[]
Two boy genius who are also the smartest across the universe will go head to head to see who will win in Death Battle
Introduction[]
Phosphorus: When in battle, what is most important in battle is not strength or power but instead intelligence.
Dark Pit: Come coming up with plans to figuring out weakness of an enemy.
Pit: Guess with my experienced, you can call me a genius.
Phosphorus: From a person who can't read.
Pit: Jokes on you, I know the Alphabet... Kinda.
Dark Pit: Whatever, and these two genius kids are the smartest in their cartoon universe.
Pit: Like Dexter, boy genius with a secret lair.
Dark Pit: And Jimmy Neutron, a smart child with his robotic dog.
Palutena: Guess it time for Death battle!
Dexter[]
Jimmy Netron[]
Pre-Death Battle[]
Death Battle[]
Verdict[]
Dexter vs Jimmy Neutron is a What-If? Death Battle by GoCommitDi, featuring Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory and Jimmy Neutron from the titular franchise in a battle between kid geniuses from rivaling networks.
Description[]
Dexter's Laboratory vs Jimmy Neutron! Two boy geniuses, two rivaling networks, and over hundreds of insane inventions that far surpass anything modern technology can ever hope of achieving. With an epic rivalry that has lasted two decades now, it has been a common debate on who's the better prodigy, but today, you'll see a definitive answer.
Intro[]
Patchy: Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are two of animation's biggest juggernauts, being around for over thirty years now and having a massive library of the cartoons we all know and love. For Nickelodeon, that's the case for me idol, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Potty: And of course, these rivaling cable networks have spawned the most iconic examples that the youngest can possess the greatest minds possible.
Patchy: Dexter, the mad scientist of Genius Grove (with an abnormally large head) who tries to keep his laboratory a secret from his parents...
Potty: ...and Jimmy Neutron, the boy genius of Retroville (with an abnormally larger head) who openly shows his inventions as a way of sprucing up the lives of him and his friends.
Patchy: I'm Patchy the Pirate, and he's Potty the Parrot.
Potty: And it's our job to analyze weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
Dexter Boots DEATH BATTLE! Out of His Laboratory[]
Patchy: Genius Grove is a suburban town near a bustling city, and it is populated by tons of...geniuses. So naturally, it's home to a certain boy genius, and that would be none other than Dexter, who has no known last name. Ok, that's weird.
Potty: His parents were happy to have their first son until his father became terrified at the sight of his large head. But it turned out Dexter's oversized head wasn't a problem; the doctors studied it and medically declared him a genius!
Patchy: After coming fresh out of the womb, he already began speaking, and almost immediately after that, he learned how to walk.
Potty: But most importantly, he built his first invention right after that. However, his older sister, Dee Dee, destroyed it just as quickly as it took for him to build it. This became a nonstop cycle until Dexter turned 7. He found a secluded area in the house located behind his bookshelf that, hilariously, was the size of an entire city.
Patchy: Dexter made use of it by turning it into his own secret laboratory, where he could dedicate himself to science without interference from Dee Dee. Unfortunately, this didn't stop her, because soon enough, she found Dexter's laboratory and has been pestering him since then. Man, talk about 'family is everything'!
Potty: But perhaps Dee Dee is trying to do the right thing? She's a social butterfly compared to Dexter, who shelters himself away to build gadgets for his own benefit.
Patchy: Ehh, nothing's wrong with being an introvert and staying indoors all day. Why else would we have comfortable recliners, flatscreen TVs, video games, streaming services, and junk food?
Potty: One, that's a dumb question, and two, I think a better question is...wouldn't Dexter's parents have an outrageous electricity bill? I mean, just look at that lab! You could power a whole island with that!
Patchy: Remember, scientists are always arrogant in cartoons. It's an unwritten rule. Speaking of power, Dexter actually does bring a lot of physical power. Dexter is strong enough to resist the gravitational force of a black hole that sucked away all of Earth's water and plug in the black hole.
Potty: He can fight on par with Dee Dee, who survived being practically crushed by the weight of an experimental sponge that eclipsed Earth after it similarly absorbed all of its water.
Patchy: Dee Dee also casually laughed off being in the epicenter of two planet-sized meteors crushing her! Jeez, just from saying that out loud, I think Dexter should start seeing her as a serious threat instead of an annoyance.
Jimmy Neutron Brain Blasts Through DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission/Roots and Bets[]
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Dexter and Jimmy are that both are iconic boy geniuses from rivaling networks (Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon) who are quite stubborn and possess large egos that tend to get the best of them. They have secret laboratories on their properties that are unknown to their hardworking mother (Dexter's Mom and Judy Neutron) and eccentric, goofy father (Dexter's Dad and Hugh Neutron). Many of their adventures tend to be due to their experiments going up or their experiments leading to the conflict of the episode. Both use their scientific advancements because they like science and because they want to understand and help out the Earth and the cosmos as a whole. Some of these inventions consist of a classic shrink ray, time-warping machines, an experiment that enlarged their head and brains (Dexter through the Collective Intellect Helmet and Jimmy through the Brain Gain), something that turned them into monsters (Dexter through the Monster Potion, Jimmy through the Neutronic Monster Maker and his Hulk-Jimmy form), all-terrain vehicles, suits and mechs, and even a robotic assistant (Computer and Goddard). They have also fended off multiple alien invasions and bested interdimensional entities.
- The fight would be animated in sprites.
- The track title would be Blast the Lab.