| Devils & Dummies | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | 4/10/2023 |
| Written by | BreezingWinds |
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Description[]
Power Star Vs SMG4! These two parodies of the famous red-clad plumber Mario were once heroes of their worlds but were changed due to outside forces altering their personalities forever! Devil Mario Is a vicious opponent, but will SMG4 Mario live to eat spaghetti another day?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Devil Mario, The once hero-turned-destroyer of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Boomstick: And SMG4 Mario, The Idiotic plumber, and avatar of SMG4.
Wiz: The internet has had a massive impact on us all, whether it be starting your own business, Interacting with friends, or simply making a web series for us to sit back relax and enjoy.
Boomstick: But these two Mario-inspired parodies are on a whole other level, and I'm not just talking about levels 1-1. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Popup: Keep in mind that these two versions of Mario are entirely different from the original, therefore they cannot scale to him or the original cast
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Devil Mario brings Death Battles Destruction![]
Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom as we all know is always in some sort of danger every now and then, whether it be a giant fire-breathing turtle looking for a relationship, a mysterious shadow creature hellbent on world domination, or a wicked witch wanting to steal the voice of its young and beautiful Princess.
Boomstick: Wait is that last one's just The Little Mer...
Wiz: No, entirely different story.
Boomstick: Well one thing is for sure, they can all rest easy knowing their knight in shining overalls Mario is always on the clock ready to kick some King Koopa a$$ and save the Princess, not to mention he's probably the most upbeat and jolly ol' dude you'd ever meet, what's not to love about the guy?
Wiz: But what if one day Mario just... Snapped? What if this hero of the Mushroom Kingdom no longer desired to protect it but instead only sought the utter destruction and death of life across the world?
Boomstick: Short answer: we'd all be screwed, but luckily enough there's no need to imagine such a scenario because the Mario we're talking about Is exactly all that! And he's a bloodthirsty psychopath! Ok, well not so lucky for everyone else.
Wiz: One night while the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom was sound asleep he had a dream, or should I say nightmare, where he was attacked by a massive hoard of dozens if not hundreds of mysterious Boos while attempting to fend them off and escape.
Boomstick: With friggin Uzis! Who needs a fancy vacuum or proton pack when you can just duel wield against the undead? I knew my anti-ghost hunting rifles would come in hand one day. Try and turn me into your flesh puppet now you ectoplasmic ethereal bastards.
Wiz: But unfortunately Mario was eventually overpowered and subdued and once he awoke he'd fully succumbed to the twisted will and desires of these otherworldly spirits who gave him one goal, collect all the power stars across the kingdom and destroy any and all who stand in his way to bring upon the destruction of all creation, turning the once protector of the Mushroom Kingdom into its greatest nightmare, Devil Mario.
Popup: There exists a parody version called Power Star 4.5 that focuses entirely on a more comical tone of the usual dark and gory series, however, it is not considered canon to Power Star lore and will not be included in Devil Mario's analysis.
Boomstick: And with a name that bada$$ you know he's a dangerous and downright terrifying force to be reckoned with, he's killed just about anyone who was foolish enough to try and stand between him and his mission of collecting every power star that exists I mean, how could any of those Toads think they stand a chance against freaking Mario? Especially since, oh I don't know... His eyes are glowing bright devilish red! But ill give them credit for feeling ballsy enough to try.
Wiz: With the drive to become even more powerful and bring about the destruction of all life that exists, Devil Mario has all of Mario's strength with none of the mercy, he possesses superhuman strength, speed, and toughness, and most impressively, his hand-to-hand combat skills, with his brutal style of fighting he's able to effortlessly take down hoards of toads, Yoshi's, and even his brother Luigi who is just as skilled and strong as he in mere seconds.
Popup: While Luigi claims to have held back in their first fight, over time its made apparent that Luigi begins to fight at his full strength meaning Mario can compare to his skills and strength.
Boosmtick: The dude is so powerful he can casually create shockwaves that will obliterate pretty much anyone just by glaring, can punch Luigi so hard he sends him flying fast enough to catch fire, and can move around so fast that it appears like he's instant transmissioning around the place, oh, and did I forget to mention he's an expert sword fighter with a katana?
Wiz: And his absurd fighting skill is only matched by his agility, he's able to kill an entire room of Toads armed with swords and rocket launchers without getting hit once, can scale castles and jump high into the air without issue, and every time he and Luigi fought he's always come out on top, but if an enemy proves to be too much for even him to handle he can eject the Boos from his body to attack or even posses other targets, from an individual Toad to entire armies worth of them.
Boomstick: You'd think with all those ghosts bouncing around in his body that one of them would try and take full control, but nope they all seem to work in perfect unison allowing them to control Mario effectively enough to move him around with no problem. Do you think they debate on whose turn it is to take the wheel?
Wiz: It's more likely that the Boos work as a hivemind of sorts since it's shown that one Boo in particular is the one who likely orchestrated the whole idea so there's no need for any debating or arguing on who gets to take control, unlike some people...
Boomstick: Wha? What are you talking about?
Wiz violently twitches before giving a wide creepy smile.
Wiz: Oh don't you worry about them, they can get a little grouchy sometimes.
Boomstick: Uhhh... Ok?
Wiz twitches again only more aggressively this time while pointing at himself.
Wiz: Quiet you! We talked about this!
Wiz: Well you never let me have a turn it's not fair!
Wiz: Well maybe if you weren't so pathetic you'd get the chance!
Boomstick slowly beings to back away.
Wiz: Anyways with all that destructive power along with devilish spirits controlling him, Devil Mario proved to be a massive threat to the Kingdom, but his own physical abilities where not enough for him to truly bring destruction to the entire world, so when he gets his hands on a power star all hell breaks loose, almost literally.
Boomstick: There's a reason why he's so hellbent on collecting these things...they're no joke! Just one power star should have enough destructive power to level an entire building, and he's even tanked attacks from Luigi who was amped up by one of his own, and that's when he didn't even have one for himself. And after absorbing just one he easily cleaned his clock with no problem, and after both of them absorbed a star they could move so fast that their perception of time completely slows down that's at least around Mach 173.
Wiz: And when he gathers all the Power stars in the land he truly begins to live up to his name "Devil Mario". With the combined power of these stars, he's pulled off some truly insane feats.
Popup: the creator said that with all the power stars, Devil Mario could do some serious cosmic damage and even threaten reality itself however Devil Mario has never shown to have such a level of power.
Boomstick: He smashed the entire castle with a single strike, changed the color and weather of the sky, possessed hundreds of toads to bring him all the Power stars, and even moved all the stars in the sky without even trying! The actual stars in space, not the big glowy star-shaped ones.
Wiz: The average number of stars seen at night is about 2,000 while we can't take into account speed due to the rotation of the stars, given the gravitation binding energy of an average star like say our sun is about 5.693e41 Joules, this still gives us an energy output of at least 11.4 foe. For reference, one foe of energy would be the energy equivalent to a supernova.
Boomstick: That's right, with all those Power stars Devil Mario at his max could easily annihilate an entire planet and could potentially wipe out life in all the universe! With all that power he's pretty much unstoppable and pretty much no one could stop him from straight up killing everything. It's just a shame that he's pretty dame arrogant, to the point where I'm pretty sure he enjoys torturing his victims rather than giving the finishing blow.
Wiz: As a matter of fact it's that very arrogance that led to his downfall, as the Boos controlling his body let go of their grip forcing Mario to witness the deaths of his brother and the princess and the utter hellscape that was once the Mushroom Kingdom all caused by his own hands. In an attempt to end this carnage, he took his own life, driving his sword through himself and successfully preventing any further destruction to the universe ultimately ending his reign once and for all while taking the Boos down with him.
Boomstick: But let it not be said that Devil Mario isn't a complete monster, willing to tear anyone to shreds with no mercy, no remorse, and no hesitation, this guy is the closest thing we have to Lucifer on Earth.
Devil Mario: You never stood a chance to begin with, not you, nor Super Mario. All his attempts to escape my grasp have failed, just as yours to stop me have failed. And now... You will die.
SMG4 Mario eats a ton of spaghetti in Death Battle![]
Boomstick: Ahhh the 90s, a simpler time of leather jackets and roller-blades, a time when comic books were still popular, and a time when people didn't get upset and threaten to cancel you on Twitter for mispronouncing their pronouns, and of course, a time of video games! My personal favorite being the original Super Mario 64 on the good ol' Gamecube, nothing helped pass the time better than hopping on platforms and tossing Bowser's scaly tail into a sea mine, Good times...
Wiz: However if you were to come across a very particular emulation of the game you'd likely find that the world inside is a little...Unordinary, hell unordinary doesn't even begin to cut it, it's downright chaotic, unpredictable, and mind-boggling random, you could even say its a little reta-
Boomstick: NO NO NO! You know what happens when we say that online! I still haven't gotten the last angry mob off my lawn.
Wiz: Even so, this is the world of SMG4, a universe driven by nonsensical internet humor known as memes, and inhabited by some of the most unique albeit sort of insane line of characters you would ever come across like the tomboyish Inkling now turned-human Meggy, the weird potato fish creature Fishy Boopkins the timid yet kind-hearted gamer Tari, the weird sentient sack creature and rapper Bob, and of course everyone favorite bringer of memes, SMG4.
Boomstick: And you wanna know the weirdest thing? Memes are apparently a source of energy that comes from these giant USBs called guardian pods that can fill a universe with some of the most nonsensical and mind-numbing humor to have ever besmirched the internet, and SMG4 just so happened to have been in one of those said guardian pods that crashed in the Mushroom Kingdom and filled the SM64 universe with said meme energy making everyone much, MUCH dumber. Jeez, remember when this all used to be a funny idea that two kids decided to make one day?
Popup: Fun fact: While SMG4's name stands for SuperMemeGuardian4, the original name SuperMarioGlitchy4 originated from Luke Lerdwhichagul discovering what glitches were and deciding to start a channel mainly about them.
Wiz: But When the Mario of this world went to investigate the strange-looking object he was struck point blank with pure meme energy, warping his mind and permanently transforming him from the brave, intelligent, and kind-hearted hero that we all know and love, into the selfish, gluttonous, and biggest moronic nuisance in the entire Mushroom Kingdom we all sit back and laugh at.
Boomstick: Moronic is underselling it, this dude is so unimaginably stupid that even a newborn baby would have more brain cells than he would he even has a literal IQ of 0, because of this he constantly causes problems for everyone, like burning down the castle on a day by day basis, blinding people with his disgusting naked Italian body, treating his brother Luigi like a punching bag, and I swear I don't think I've ever seen anyone more addicted to an individual Italian dish ever. Besides I'm more of a Tomato Bruschetta or Osso Buco guy myself or maybe some Panzanella if I'm feeling good.
Wiz: I'm surprised you know so many types of Italian cuisines Boomstick.
Boomstick: Well yeah, Italy is the home of some of the most delicious types of food to ever exist, like pizza!
Boomstick pulls out a slice of pepperoni sausage pizza and starts eating.
Wiz: Regardless, because of Mario's now more dim-witted nature, SMG4 saw a golden opportunity to make some of the most chaotic things imaginable and create countless and timeless videos across the internet having made over 600+ videos and counting, like Mario getting chased by a chain chomp, getting shot out a cannon into space, or getting his uh...Genitilia stuck in a door...
Boomstick: HA HA! Oh man, that one gets me every time, I don't know how anyone would willingly go along with his videos, you'd have to have some insane endurance to survive this guy's content, It's basically a glorified death trap. But fortunately enough for Mario, he's more than capable of doing so, even with the fact that he's lazy, impulsive, and weighs more than an 18-story building. Mario's physical abilities are surprisingly superhuman.
Wiz: Despite the Guardian pods alteration of his mind it could also be theorized to be the reason behind his absurd strengths, Mario can send people flying with a punch, casually uproot a tree, and lift and carry objects twice his size with ease, he's even sent the giant floating head version of himself flying with a single uppercut, said head was able to destroy the earth simply by floating into it a feat worth over 63 Zettatons of TNT and Mario has beaten it on more occasions than anyone else.
Boomstick: And despite weighing more than my ex-wife after a trip to a Golden Corral, he's also surprisingly quick on his feet and agile to boot, he's outrun tanks and Chain Chomps, dodged gunfire on multiple occasions, dodged a flurry of laser attacks from the likes of Sans and the Obama Prism, and once ran backwards for an entire day across the Kingdom without getting tired once. But that's still nothing when compared to the time that he got so pissed off at a crappy N64 game simulator about himself that not only did he somehow shoot fire from his a$$ and go Super Saiyan, but he also flew from the earth to the sun in about 3 seconds.
Popup: Mario has frequently gone Super Saiyin and even Super Saiyin 3 when enraged, while he's never done anything too impressive in this state other SMG4 characters have done the same so we can rightly compare him to them.
Wiz: We know that the distance from the Earth to the Sun is about 93 Million Miles away, given the time it took Mario must have flown over 11 billion MPH or 170 times the speed of light, and a more impressive feat was done by SMG4 himself who managed to run from Neptune to Sun in under 2 seconds making his speed feat almost 44 times faster than Marios.
Boomstick: But even still Mario has kept up with characters like SMG4 plenty of times and even overpowered and outmatched them in some cases, Like Waluigi, who at one point took on a powerful godlike rejection form that could overpower Master Hand, Meggy who's probably the most athletic and agile of the SMG4 crew and even Melony who could hold her own against SMG0 in her base, and he could take the force of 4 Guardian pods at once. But where Mario truly shines is his batshit insane Spongebob levels of durability and regeneration.
Wiz: That is not an exaggeration, Mario's uncanny ability to take damage and bounce right back from it might be the most insane we have ever seen, He's survived multiple plane crashes, temperatures ranging from absolute 0 to the surface of the sun, getting reduced to a skeleton, being shot at, tanked various blows from bigger SMG4 powerhouses like Melony, Meggy, Waluigi, and Master Hand, disintegrated from Steve's Kamehameha, and even survived an explosion powerful enough to send him from one galaxy to another which would be worth about 1022 Foe!
Boomstick: And even if he were to be hurt his healing factor is nuts, this guy casually rips/gets his head and limbs ripped off on a daily basis, can live without his soul, and even being ripped to pieces and can just reform back to normal not even a minute, we can even scale him above his little brother Luigi who was once blown into complete nothingness leaving only his hat and mustache intact. And he was completely fine in the next scene! And guess what? even if you were able to somehow fully kill this walking fat factory he can just respawn with endless lives thanks to his access to cheat codes. Seriously how would you even be able to kill this guy he's practically immortal.
Wiz: Well don't get the wrong idea, Mario is far from invincible even with his regeneration Mario has been threatened with permanent death before such as with his confrontation with characters like Lawyer Kong, Melony, and SMG0 whose power was a massive threat to the entire multiverse, and because of Mario's general laziness and low intelligence he often never uses his physical abilities to their full potential, so if there's a situation where he cant simply punch the problem away he carries a massive assortment of tools, weapons, and other various items at his disposal should he ever run into trouble.
Popup: Mario should also have access to the cheat code menu giving himself infinite lives and stamina, although he rarely ever uses it its still something he can access should he ever need it.
Boomstick: Oh yeah we're getting into some fun stuff now! Mario can access Hammerspace to pull out a wide assortment of different weapons, he carries a ton of different regular firearms like yours truly, the famous Waluigi launcher which can be supercharged by adding extra explosives inside, the Mushroom Morpher which allows him to summon a giant spaghetti saucer, and he wouldn't be a Mario parody if he couldn't access some of the og Mario powerups like the mega mushroom, the fire flower, and even the wing cap. And believe it or not, we haven't even scratched the surface yet.
Wiz: Aside from his standard equipment, Mario possesses Pokeballs that can capture and seal any creature he throws at, a Wiimote that can stop time and lets him pull a Quicksilver, a button that will make any random object into a significantly superior form of itself with just a press and if he needs a quick ride he can just flat out summon cars and tanks out of thin air, including even mechs.
Boomstick: He's even gotten his hands on the infinity gauntlet, you know? That all-powerful artifact that Thanos used to wipe out half the life in the universe with a snap? Mario just has that lying around apparently, wonder why he doesn't just use that thing all the time to solve his problems like the T-pose zombie outbreak or just make himself endless amounts of spaghetti? Oh right, he's a dumba$$.
Wiz: Honestly though despite being dimmer than a 100-year-old light bulb, Mario has shown plenty of times to have some quick thinking knowledge, coming up with ideas and solutions on the fly for any given situation and his fighting skills can be compared to people like SMG4 and Meggy whos constantly shown to be the most skilled hand to hand fighter among the entire SMG4 crew he's even beat her in a one on one match up before, there have even been moments where its almost as if his stupidity is merely a facade.
Popup: Mario has had his intelligence increased vastly through specific means like the Smart-Boi-2000 and the magic stone, though he doesn't usually have access to these and will not be included in his standard arsenal.
Boomstick: And believe it or not Mario's stupidity can also work in his favor, like resisting mind control because of how dimwitted he is and he can even breathe in space just as long as he doesn't remember that he can't.
Wiz: He's beaten evil forces like the Bad Ztar, helped in taking down Waluigi, endured beatings from the entire SMG4 crew numerous times, helped in deafeating SMG0 for good, surprised attacked Melony and sent her crashing while in her fierce deity form, and every year when he and SMG4 fight, in the war of the fat Italians he's stalemated against him every single time.
Boomstick: It's no wonder that he was the perfect avatar for SMG4 to help keep the meme energy in the universe in balance. Although the downside to that is if Mario were to ever truly die the universe he inhabits would become corrupt and eventually be destroyed, and to be honest he's pretty much the biggest jerk in the entire Mushroom Kingdom, I mean really how does anyone tolerate this guy?
Wiz: Well even with his many MANY negative traits, over time Mario's attitude and sociopathic personality dwindled, his frequent adventures with the SMG4 gang have shown that despite his flaws, Mario actually cares deeply for those around him, showing despair when his brother almost sacrificed himself for his safety, compassion for Meggy when she was depressed, standing up for Tari against Wario, and willing to risk his life to protect his friends and family even when the odds are against him, perhaps deep down inside some of his original heroic traits and personality still remain.
Boomstick: But at the end of the day Mario is the most psychotic overweight Italian monstrosity you could ever come across, and if you happen to have a plate of spaghetti while he's around, may god have mercy on you.
Mario: Meggy, listen... I'm not very good at expressing myself. In fact, I'm not very good at pretty much anything. But what I do know is that I'm your friend. I always will be. And whatever comes our way, either now or in the future, know that no matter what, I'll always have your back. And we'll always be there for you too.
Prelude[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Death Battle[]
Note: This takes place before the castle was lost.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, it was a nice day today, the grass was a luscious green, the air was nice and crisp, and the sun was screaming at the top of its lungs Does it even have lungs? as it shined brightly in the sky without a cloud in sight, all while Peaches castle stood perfectly unharmed and not at all swallowed by a giant demon maw from the deepest pits of Tartarus, it was looking to be a nice normal relaxing day.
Well...as normal as it possibly could be at least.
Although surprisingly enough the inside of the castle was pretty peaceful for a change, a cyborg gamer girl known as Tari and the green shadow himself Luigi were both playing together with toys while the once inkling-turned-human Meggy was in the middle of an intense game of chess with the bearer of the fierce deity mask Melony, who was struggling to stay awake even as she was dominating the match all while Meggy stared intensely at the board planning her next move. On the other side of the room the dating simulator avatar given life, Saiko Chan was tuning her guitar all while Bob, a sentient rag with knife hands was standing in front of a whiteboard with a crudely drawn picture of himself surrounded by dollar signs and stick figures with hair and circles on their chests while the small sea creature, Fishy Boopkins sat and watched.
(Ok seriously? What kind of lineup of characters is this? I swear I don't get paid enough for this Sh**t.)
But in the top right corner of the room some noises could be heard from behind a door, inside was a man in a blue and white getup with features similar to a famous video game icon, the master of memes himself SMG4 who was currently working on yet another youtube video that was in the process of uploading.
Computer: Upload complete.
SMG4: "All right, another successful video completed! Man, what a productive day, I managed to get tons of video editing done and I've still got plenty of time for memes!"
SMG4 closes his video editing program and immediately the entire screen fills up with all sorts of MLG, YTP, and other random internet humor all while SMG4 sat with an expression of pure excitement.
SMG4: "YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"
However, the meme lord's enjoyment was quickly cut off as the sound of a door being kicked open grabs his attention, SMG4 winced for a second as he already knows it was the one person who loves to interrupt him the most.
SMG4: "Ugh, god dammit..."
From out the door a man in red overalls with a blue undershirt and an iconic red hat with an M in front loudly barged in, this was Mario, but this wasn't your average every day save the princess and stop Bowser kind of guy, instead, this Mario was the stark opposite (Mainly being a lot dumber), this was the Mario of the SMG4 universe, he ran straight into the room with a look of panic and distress on his face.
SMG4 Mario: "SMG4!!!"
SMG4: (sighs) What is it, Mario?
SMG4 Mario: "Something horrible has happened...its the most awful thing Mario's has ever seen in his life!"
SMG4: (sighs again) "Let me guess, we have no more spaghetti?"
SMG4 Mario: "We...We..."
SMG4 Mario pauses for a brief second for dramatic effect.
SMG4 Mario: "WE HAVE NO MORE SPAGHETTI!!!....wait, you already knew?! F*CKING....GENIUS!!!"
SMG4: ''Oh course I knew you- Oh for the love of...Mario, you're a fully grown man, can't you just go out and buy yourself some more spaghetti?"
Mario stands in place crossed-eyed for a second attempting to process SMG4's question, before finally giving him as straight an answer as he can.
SMG4 Mario: "Pingas."
SMG4: "Right, of course, don't know what else I was expecting."
SMG4 ponders for a bit before coming up with an idea, he quickly walks over to a large Minecraft chest with a massive sign above with the words (CAUTION, DANGEROUS MAGICAL CRAP, DO NOT OPEN!) All in a capital red font, but SMG4 really wanted to get back to his daily dosage of memes so he quickly tossed the warning sign away, and dug around the chest throwing random crap out of it for a second before pulling out a wand.
SMG4: "Here Mario, I'm not sure what this does but I'm sure if you wave it around enough something will happen."
SMG4 hands Mario the wand as Mario's entire head expands.
SMG4 Mario: "OOOOOHHHHH!!!! Yes! Mario can make endless spaghettis with this!"
Mario doesn't even bother to thank SMG4 before quickly crashing through the castle walls and running into the distance. SMG4 looks out the window thinking to himself if giving a retar... Er I mean, a mentally challenged Italian a magical weapon was a good idea.
SMG4: "Mmmm, eh, I'm sure it'll be fine."
SMG4 walks back to his PC as we cut to Mario running into the central park of Smexy Town
SMG4 Mario: Oh yeah! Lets-a do this!
Mario waves the wand around in a Sailor Moon fashion and points the wand outwards...only for nothing to happen.
Wand: Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word.
SMG4 Mario: "Hmm? Hey, cmon!"
Mario shakes the wand again repeatedly, but again nothing happens.
Wand: Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word.
SMG4 Mario: (groans) "F**ka this."
Mario tosses the wand to the floor.
SMG4 Mario: "Oh well, guess I'm stealing spaghetti from orphanages again."
Mario begins to walk away, but immediately he hears the wand being to rumble, he quickly turns back around and looks over the wand until it beings to glow and shoots a bolt of magical lighting into the sky, barely dodging it, the magical blast created a blood-red portal and from out of it a figure crashes into the ground kicking up a dust cloud around it. Multiple other things fell from the sky too, like broken castles, multiple corpses of Yoshi's and Toads, and even a still barely alive Luigi and Peach. Mario stares in shock and confusion at what was happening before the figure looked up and opened its eyes which glowed bright red with pure destructive malice, the mere look was so potent that it blew all the dust away exposing the figure completely, revealing itself to be non-other than the destroyer of the Mushroom Kingdom himself, Devil Mario.
SMG4 Mario: "Ho...Ly f***."
Devil Mario stares blankly for a second, before collecting his thoughts and started to scan the area, this place... This world was different, he could tell almost immediately. After he was done he stared directly at the Mario of this strange new world with a glare that would leave just about anyone frozen in their tracks, analyzing him, he looked vaguely similar to the Mario of their world that they had possessed to complete their mission.
SMG4 Mario: "Uhh... yoo hoo? Hello? Anyone in there?"
Devil Mario: "..."
SMG4 Mario: "Hey! Mario's talking to you, its-a rude not to answer back."
Devil Mario: "You...you look exactly like our host...yes, we can see now, you must be the protector of this world correct?"
SMG4 Mario: "Well, I wouldn't say protector, in fact just the other day I crapped so hard that the castle expl..."
Devil Mario: "We are on a mission, a mission to destroy all that lives and breaths, and we can sense that this world contains the power of the stars just as ours did...more power to add to ourselves and make sure our goal is all but easily ensured."
SMG4 Mario: "Wow cool story bro, but you see I'm in the middle of getting some spaghetti so imma just..."
Devil Mario quickly dashes into Mario with a punch that sends him flying into a nearby building. Mario quickly recovers, more angry than hurt.
SMG4 Mario: "OW!!! HEY! What was that for?!"
Devil Mario: "If you are the protector of this land, then you pose as a potential threat to our goal, and therefore you must be..."
Devil Mario begins to walk toward SMG4 Mario's location.
Devil Mario: "Eliminated..."
SMG4 Mario then saw the other Luigi and Peach weakly pull themselves away, but Power Star Luigi weakly said something to SMG4 Mario.
P.S Luigi: "I managed to use my power star to bring us to a random dimension in the hopes it contains someone to stop my brother...but I didn't expect to wind up in another Mushroom Kingdom...I hope you can end this nightmare...and make sure their ambitions don't come to pass..."
Fortunately for Luigi, SMG4 Mario was more then happy to comply as he helped Peach away...
SMG4 Mario: "Hey pal, all I wanted to do today was eat, but you've got me in a bad mood so now..."
Mario then began walking towards Devil Mario with his equally as intimidating triangle face.
"Mario's gonna do something very illegal.""
After jumping out of the debris, SMG4 Mario runs straight towards Devil Mario and hops into the air preparing a punch similar to a famous F-Zero icon.
SMG4 Mario: "Falcon!"
Only for Devil Mario to step to the side, easily avoiding it.
(SMG4) Mario: "PU- Ow...S**t! Mamma F**ker!"
The fat Italian landed on the ground face-first grunting for a moment, as soon as he got back up he turned his attention back to Devil Mario, only for him to have...vanished? SMG4 Mario looked around trying to find his identical adversary but felt a heavy punch to his back that sent him flying up, Devil Mario followed up by jumping high into the air behind the Meme avatar and delivered a right hook that sent SMG4 Mario flying back down with enough force to form a small crater in the center of the park.
Devil Mario landed right by SMG4 Mario and grabbed him by the neck and sent him flying once more with a strong punch causing him to crash into the same building as before completely toppling it, Devil Mario stared at the leveled building for a bit until he came to the conclusion that his opponent was defeated.
Devil Mario: "Hmph, pathetic. We were expecting more of a challenge."
P.S Luigi was shocked as he saw what happened...had he really just doomed another world?
Devil Mario walks away preparing his search for the stars while being fairly disappointed, he had only been in this world for no less than 10 minutes and its so-called "protector" couldn't even give him a decent fight-
That is until he heard a familiar voice calling him out from behind.
SMG4 Mario: "Hey stinky!"
Devil Mario turned around to see that his foe had not only survived without a scratch but was now sitting atop a giant Machine gun Turret he had pulled out of nowhere that was aimed directly at him!
SMG4 Mario: "Surprise motherf**ker!"
P.S Luigi was more then relived...this Mario wasn't easy to put down.
SMG4 Mario completely rained fire on the possessed plumber all while laughing maniacally thinking he had his opponent on the ropes, but to his surprise, Devil Mario wasn't a tad bit phased by this, he jumped, leapt, ran, rolled, around the massive wave of bullets without getting hit once! What was this guy's deal? It was almost like he wasn't completely human. Devil Mario stopped his evasive actions and jumped high in the air once more and aimed his feet directly at SMG4 Mario's location, SMG4 Mario couldn't aim the Turret upwards and had to leap off to the side leaving the Turret to be smashed to bits by Devil Mario, the meme avatar quickly ran up close to the undo-er of the Mushroom Kingdom and tried to attack him but Devil Mario weaved and blocked every attempt like it was nothing.
SMG4 Mario: "C'mon, hold still!"
Devil Mario granted him his request and stood perfectly still, SMG4 Mario put up his dukes and reeled back for a big punch thinking his opponent would actually sit and take the hit. Of course, that wasn't the case at all and Devil Mario caught the punch with minimal effort and returned the Fatso's failed attack attempts with a couple of strikes of his own ending it with a roundhouse kick sending SMG4 Mario skidding across the street.
SMG4 Mario struggled to get up as Devil Mario quickly caught up to where he was, looking down at the avatar with a face of boredom and anger, this fight was beginning to drag on and he hadn't even broken a sweat, yet this tub of lard kept getting back up, why?
Devil Mario: "You are persistent, but you are slow, weak, untrained, and unfocused. Just give up now and we will make your end brief."
But SMG4 Mario wasn't deterred by this, he hopped back up, widening the gap between the two, and showed no signs of backing down even if he wasn't the best at much he wasn't letting this random impostor, don't say it, get in the way of his spaghetti.
SMG4 Mario: "Hey. Mario may not be good at a lot of things, but one thing is for sure I've got one trick up my sleeve that no one else has...not even you..."
Devil Mario raised a brow at his adversaries claim, what could he possibly mean by-
SMG4 Mario: "DA POWER OF THE FLAB!"
As he said this SMG4 Mario flipped into the air and landed back down only with...No clothes on completely exposing his sheer Italian Manhood. Now normally seeing a naked person would be disturbing at the very worst, but this was no ordinary nudity, SMG4 Mario's body was so unimaginably horrific that no creature, Demonic or Mortal could bare witness to it and survive with their optic nerve functions intact for long. Devil Mario was no exception, upon seeing this his eyes shifted from their normal crimson-red color to a pure bloodshot look, he fell to his knees holding his eyes in pain as he screamed in agony, even dying a little inside both figuratively and literally. As well as the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens who were unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.
After putting his overalls back on SMG4 Mario saw his opportunity and ran up to Devil Mario and swept his legs hard enough to leave him airborne for a second, Mario followed this up by landing a massive kick to Devil Mario's chin before jumping above him and hitting him with a ground pound crashing them both down hard enough to crack the road. SMG4 Mario got off his dazed opponent and grabbed him by his legs and began spinning him around with enough force to whip up a small whirlwind until finally releasing while saying a cheeky remark in the process.
SMG4 Mario: "So long gay, BIATCH!"
Devil Mario was sent flying towards a nearby store crashing into the owner who was just about to close up shop knocking him out, Devil Mario picked himself up and shook his head regaining what sanity he had left after such a disgusting display. Despite what he had seen he wasn't about to let this assault on his eyes go unpunished and jumped out of the store, pulling out a katana and preparing to make sure SMG4 Mario's death would be as slow and gruesome as possible.
Meanwhile, back at the park, SMG4 Mario was dancing, celebrating prematurely at what he thought was a quick victory failing to notice the looming threat that was charging toward him.
SMG4 Mario: "All righty! Now that that's over, time for some victory spaghetti!
Mario pulled out a plate of spaghetti that he apparently had on him the entire time and was about to devour the entire thing but was interrupted by the swing of a katana, barely avoiding it as it sliced his lunch in two. SMG4 Mario stared down at what was supposed to be his celebratory lunch pausing for a brief moment and screamed up at the sky from sheer sorrow.
SMG4 Mario: NOOOOO!!!
While he mourned the loss of his favorite dish, Devil Mario wasted no time and drove straight through SMG4 Mario's neck, with a swift motion he tore his head off completely and kicked it away fully decapitating the idiotic plumber. Devil Mario didn't bother to relish in his foe's death and instead turned and walked to begin his hunt for the stars knowing that the only person who could get in his way was dead.
Or at least that's what it seemed like.
Devil Mario felt a hand grab his shoulder and was punched away by SMG4 Mario's headless body! The vessel of destruction quickly straightened himself and looked in shock and confusion as the dim-witted Italian grabbed his head and reattached it like it was nothing. SMG4 Mario was back up and ready to fight as Devil Mario stared in disbelief, as well as Power Star Luigi who was hiding...how could he have survived that?
Devil Mario: "Impossible! You should be dead! What act of sorcery is this?!"
SMG4 Mario: "I dunno, I'm actually not sure how I always get it back on."
Despite his opponent's strange ability, Devil Mario rushed in for a series of slashes and stabs hoping to possibly overtax SMG4 Mario's regeneration, however, this time SMG4 Mario was on the defensive and actually dodged most of the attacks with surprisingly fast reflexes. After dodging another sword swing attempt SMG4 Mario grabbed Devil Mario's arm and slammed him across the ground a few times and finished it with a kick that sent Devil Mario away causing him to drop his weapon and letting SMG4 Mario grab it and toss it at him like a dart.
Devil Mario fixed himself before landing and grabbed his katana inches away from his face mid-air, storing it away for later use. looking ahead he saw SMG4 Mario run toward him inciting him to do the same as both of them prepared a punch that clashed and created a shock-wave that blew away debris and unlucky spectators in the area. The two plumber parodies power struggle continued until Devil Mario disappeared in a blur appearing behind the meme lords avatar sending him flying with a punch only to vanish again and appear right in front of him hitting him with an uppercut and finishing his combo with a haymaker causing SMG4 Mario to crash back down except Devil Mario kept up the assault by stomping on SMG4 Mario's body as he skidded across the ground increasing the pressure.
SMG4 Mario managed to kick Devil Mario off and pulled out a small pack of Tic Tac's and swallowed it whole, the sheer minty freshness caused him to hold his mouth until he shot out a massive gust of powerful albeit fresh-smelling air.
SMG4 Mario: "FUS RO DAH!!"
Devil Mario tried to brace and steady himself, but the force of the blast was too much for him and blew him away, acting quickly, SMG4 Mario pulled out two Bob-ombs and tossed them at the possessed hero. Devil Mario, however, still managed to fix himself in the air and kicked one of the Bob-ombs away, grabbed the second one, and tossed it right back at SMG4 Mario, who barely managed to dodge the explosion. Devil Mario landed and vanished again in a blur reattempting to catch his foe off guard, except this time SMG4 Mario poofed away as well in a cloud of purple smoke and did the same akin to an Enderman.
The two Mario clones kept up their teleportation, disappearing and reappearing all over the place all while trading blows with each other at speeds almost naked to the human eye. Devil Mario picked up that pace and started vanishing all around SMG4 Mario throwing him off guard until he managed to get in a lucky hit and tossed SMG4 Mario into the plaza of the town where several Toads, Koopa's, Mario Recolors, GMOD Model's and Yoshi gathered around to see what was going on while SMG4 Mario was dazed and tried to get back up.
SMG4 Mario: "Ooohh... I can't feel my a$$."
Devil Mario appeared near the edge of the town, looking at all the bystanders who in turn looked back at him and then back at the Mario of their world confused at the sight of two Mario look-a-likes. Normally Devil Mario would use this opportunity to slaughter as many people as he could, but he had a better idea, his eyes glowed bright red as he gazed at the citizens as they felt a strange force take control of their bodies. Soon the minds of almost every person in Smexy town were overturned by the sadistic will of the Boos (except ironically, other boos, who were confused as to why their friends were doing this) that inhabited Devil Mario's body as all of their eyes soon shared the same crimson red color as the Destroyer of the Mushroom Kingdom. Devil Mario pointed out at the identical Mario parody as he ordered his newly made army.
Devil Mario: "Take him!"
As soon as he said that dozens of Toads, yoshis, random Gmod models, and Recolors all rushed in towards Mario whose head shrunk down upon seeing the army of blood-lusted bystanders.
SMG4 Mario: "Mario just pissed himself."
As the crowd of possessed townfolk grew closer SMG4 Mario did what he does best...run away in fear. SMG4 Mario was almost at the town exit but felt something wrap around his waist, he looked down and saw that it was a Yoshi's tongue! Mario tried to pull it off but was instead met with a Toad screaming while flying straight toward his face and began attacking him.
SMG4 Mario: "AHH!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
SMG4 Mario managed to pull the Toad off his face but was immediately bashed to the side with a crowbar from a giant pickle in shoes releasing him from the Yoshi tongue.
Giant Pickle: "GET CROWBARD BI***."
SMG4 Mario was groaning in pain but noticed that several Mario recolors and even Princess Peach (the one from his world, not Power Star Peach) had him pinned to the ground.
SMG4 Mario: "Peach! How could you? And after I offered to cook you spaghetti yesterday!"
-Flashback-
The castle was currently on fire with the parts of the roof completely blown apart while Mario had crossed-eyes seemingly not caring.
SMG4 Mario: "Uh Oh, Spaghettios."
Peach is seen standing in place twitching violently.
-Flashback end-
Peach: "You're F***ed, you're just F***ed."
Devil Mario walked up to his struggling Italian clone and pulled out his katana and with a massive jump into the air and aimed his weapon down with pure murderous intent preparing a devastating strike. SMG4 Mario squirmed around trying his hardest to escape but to no avail, he closed his eyes thinking this was the end but snapped them open as he had an idea for once in his life. Devil Mario approached closer ready to end this bout, but in a totally unexpected move, SMG4 Mario opened his mouth which stretched wider and wider to the point where it looked like he could fit a whole car inside until a vortex formed in the center.
The vortex eventually drew everything close within the vicinity into SMG4 Marios Maw as he eventually began eating swallowing everything around him! Devil Mario tried to slow and redirect his fall but was unsuccessful as SMG4 Mario had completely stuffed him along with the possessed citizens and other miscellaneous objects in his mouth. SMG4 Mario held his mouth, recoiling from the disgusting taste of so many random things until he could no longer hold it in, and spat everyone and everything that he had sucked in.
Random Toad: "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
Eventually, some of the Boos that were inhabiting the townsfolk's bodies returned to Devil Mario while some were too busy in a fetal position suffering trauma from nearly succumbing to my barely disguised fetish.
Devil Mario: "You...you disgusting sack of organs and flesh! what drove you to commit such an act!?"
SMG4 Mario: "Hey! You're the one who's trying to kill me! But I'll admit that was weird even for me."
Enraged, Devil Mario quickly closed the gap between the two and landed a series of rapid blows to SMG4 Mario who barely had time to react while smashing him through several buildings, he then grabbed him by his neck and began pummeling the plumber parody multiple times and finally tossed him aside. SMG4 Mario was dazed for a second but quickly shook it off and pulled out a large orange mushroom with red spots and ate the whole thing. Before Devil Mario's very eyes, the once regular-sized SMG4 Mario grew until he was now the size of a castle! He looked down at Devil Mario with a cocky grin and raised his foot.
SMG4 Mario: "Bye-bye, BI**H!"
SMG4 Mario brought down his foot at full force quaking the area and toppling any recently damaged buildings, he raised his foot to look at his now crushed opponent but saw nothing instead, Devil Mario dodged the attack and pulled out his katana and stabbed it directly into SMG4 Mario's heel causing the giant meme avatar to hold his foot and hop around in pain. After regaining his composure SMG4 Mario tried to punch Devil Mario into the ground but his newly massive size made trying to hit a small target harder as Devil Mario continued to evade every attack while landing a few of his own damaging him in the process.
SMG4 Mario was getting more upset with every failed attempt but came up with an idea, leaping into the air he crashed back down butt first quaking the earth harder than before, this was enough to send everything in the Kingdom to fly into the sky, including Devil Mario who was stumbling around trying to steady himself but was unable to avoid being snatched by SMG4 Mario's massive hand. With his opponent caught SMG4 Mario increased his grip slowly crushing Devil Mario who grunted in pain, after finishing his torture method SMG4 Mario tossed Devil Mario into the sky and wound up a giant punch.
SMG4 Mario landed a successful hit and sent Devil Mario flying toward the direction of the castle, but soon realized what he had done and silently cursed to himself. The avatar prepared to stomp his way there but then powerup had worn off meaning he would actually have to run all the way back...fortunately he had his kart, which he farted out and raced back to Peach's Castle.
SMG4 Mario: "Mamma F***ker!"
Back at the castle, the SMG4 crew were all gathered in a circle playing a game of UNO while SMG4 was in his room browsing memes as usual. Things seemed pretty peaceful until they were all interrupted by the sound of crashing that came from the castle's bowels, causing SMG4 to come out of his room to find out what happened.
SMG4: "What was hell was that!?"
Meggy: "Don't ask me. We were all just playing a game and then heard a loud noise come from the basement, It sounded like something might have fallen over."
Saiko: "Either that or Mario's just smashing things again."
SMG4: "What the-? That's impossible!! I gave Mario a magic wa-Err...I mean I saw Mario leave not too long ago, I think it's something else."
Bob: "WeLl SoMonE sHouLd pRobaBlY Go cHecK It Out aNd KiLl It Or wHateVeR, I WaS In tHe MiDdlE of wINniNg."
Fishy Boopkins: "Huh? Bob, you have more cards than anyone."
Bob: "YoU WaNT To OnE v oNe Me RiGHt NoW YoU liTtLe Shi**?"
SMG4: Look I'll go check it out, ok? I'm sure it's just Toad on a sugar high again."
SMG4 goes to the door leading to the Castle basement and enters as Bob and Boopkins continue to argue.
Meanwhile, SMG4 Mario was driving back to the castle when he saw Power Star Luigi and Peach on the side of the road, healed up after finding some Power Mushrooms. He pulled over and hopped out.
Mario: "Hey! Your those dudes I saw at the park! Can you explain whats going on?"
P.S Luigi: "No time, and I already gave you a brief one! I've seen your battle with my brother and you'll need all the help you can get! Can you spare a ride?"
Mario: "I gotchu fam! Hop on!"
Power Star Luigi and Peach hopped onto SMG4 Mario's Kart as he floored it and raced to the castle
Meanwhile, deep below the castle, Devil Mario is seen on the floor almost unconscious from SMG4 Mario's recent attack, he was battered and bruised and struggling to even get up. It almost seemed like he was about to collapse again completely until he sensed a familiar kind of energy, the power of the Stars was strong within the area, he could feel them close by. Even with his injuries Devil Mario picked himself up and limped all the way to the location of the Stars as fast as his body could let him. After what felt like minutes of dragging himself across the room he finally came across a door and opened it, there they were, all 120 power stars of this world inside one room completely unguarded and ripe for the taking, Devil Mario couldn't believe it. Quickly, he raised one of his hands up and with a swift motion, all the Power Stars in the room merged into one giant star and flew straight into Devil Mario's body.
In an instant, all of Devil Mario's wounds had healed up completely revitalizing him, as the power of the stars flowed within his system Devil Mario could feel it all, all the power, all the destructive potential, the power to rip apart any and all who come across him, in a bright red flash his eyes glowed even brighter with a crimson aura having formed around him, he had done it, he had gained the power of the Stars and was finally powerful enough to work towards his goal. SMG4, having gotten into the basement caught notice of the strange red glowing coming from one of the rooms and went in to investigate eventually finding who he thought was the Mario of his world, except more super Mario World looking, as he walked up behind him to see what was going on.
SMG4: "Mario? I guess that was you that was making all that noise, what are you doing down here, weren't you back in town? Why are you glowing red?"
Devil Mario didn't respond, he just stood there with his back turned almost ignoring SMG4 entirely.
SMG4: "Uuuh...Mario, did you hear me? You ok, bud?"
SMG4 reaches to grab Devil Mario's shoulder, but with a quick motion, he grabbed SMG4's arm and held it tightly to the point where he almost crushed his arm.
SMG4: "Ow!!! Mario, what the hell are you doing?! Whats wrong with-"
Devil Mario: "Mario, is no longer here..."
Devil Mario reeled back his fist and socked SMG4 right in the face causing everything to go black. We cut back to SMG4 Mario, Power Star Luigi and Peach as they were driving back to the castle when they noticed it come into view...but things looked different. The sky was suddenly blood red and all the clouds were frowning...and a red vortex was forming over the castle.
SMG4 Mario: "Uh...Is that supposed to be happening??"
P.S Luigi: Oh god...we may be too late.."
SMG4 Mario: "I don't like the sound of that..."
As the stupid plumber pulled up outside, the trio suddenly heard screaming and the sounds of crashing coming from inside, SMG4 Mario panicked causing him to jump back to his feet in fear of the worst. P.S Luigi told Peach to stay put as he ran after SMG4 Mario.
SMG4 Mario: "Ah crap!"
Mario ran up to the doors so fast that he smashed through them and reeled back from the look of destruction from the interior of the castle, this normally wouldn't bother him as he was often the cause of something like that happening, but this was different All his friends were each in terrible condition, they were all beaten almost beyond repair but alive and lying on the ground, some of them tried to get back up, and there he saw him... Devil Mario had his hand wrapped around SMG4's neck slowly increasing his grip causing SMG4 to gasp for air, too weak to escape but the meme guardian was able to turn his eyes to the side and mutter one word.
SMG4: "M...Mario...?"
Power Star Luigi quickly ran up to the scene. He saw his still possessed brother, and now he had torn up this other Mario's friends and home, and the power he felt emanating from Devil Mario confirmed his fear of his demonic bro finding the Stars of this World before he could. P.S Luigi's expression turned grim as he stood beside the idiot version of his bro. SMG4 Luigi and everyone else was shocked to see another Luigi standing alongside their Mario, but they hoped they would stop this devilish menace.
Devil Mario whipped his head around to see a horrified SMG4 Mario and his world's Luigi, they were too late, Devil Mario had all the Power Stars he needed and had almost killed all of SMG4 Mario's friends permanently, he unceremoniously tossed SMG4 to the side as they hit a wall and he turned to meet SMG4 Mario and P.S Luigi.
Devil Mario: "You are both too late. We have collected all the Power Stars of this world and and reached our full potential. Your pathetic friends tried to defend each other, but as you can see...they have failed, just as you have failed and now, you will all fall by our hands."
SMG4 Mario was horrified and admittedly terrified but knew one thing, this man, this demon, he had hurt and nearly killed everyone he cared about permanently, no matter how much he wanted to run away he wasn't going to stand there and let this bastard get away with this and stood his ground un-phased by the threat of this monster.
SMG4 Mario: "Listen, I may not be good at a whole lot, or anything at all really, but I'm not going to sit on my a$$ and watch you kill everyone Mario cares about, your strong, sure but I don't care, I promise you this though. (3:05) Marios gonna kill some Bi***es."
Devil Mario: "THEN FACE ME. ONE LAST TIME!"
P.S Luigi got ready to fight alongside SMG4 Mario, but the dumbass Italian put a hand out to stop him.
SMG4 Mario: "No...you've done your part, this fight's between me and him. You get my friends out of here and out of harms way, okay? Leave Big Red to me."
P.S Luigi realized this Mario was right. Even with his Power Star boost he didn't even compare to Devil Mario right now, he'd get obliterated near effortlessly.
P.S Luigi: "Okay, I promise I'll get your friends to safety. I don't know who or what Mario you are, but please, defeat and save my brother Mario from Boo's reign."
SMG4 Mario didn't understand but gave a respectful nod, showing Mario and Luigi's brotherly bond stretched across the multiverse. With that in mind, SMG4 Mario put his strength into his legs and jumped straight at Devil Mario as P.S Luigi used the distraction to get SMG4 Mario's friends to safety. As SMG4 Mario preparing to cave Devil Mario's skull in with a punch, Devil Mario's eyed glowed intensely as a red shockwave generated in front of him sending SMG4 Mario flying into the wall, ricocheting him off of it and immediately following up with an uppercut sending him crashing into the top floor of the castle and jumped straight after him, SMG4 Mario hit the roof and fell to the floor, and got back up slightly dazed as Devil Mario jumped through the hole and rushed at SMG4 Mario with a flurry of punches and kicks, SMG4 Mario tried to get in some hits himself but couldn't so much as Devil Mario would block and counter every attempt.
Devil Mario caught SMG4 Mario's next punch, tossed him into another one of the castle's rooms, and began to blitz him by dashing around the place at untraceable speeds while dealing powerful strikes to SMG4 Mario. SMG4 Mario pulled out a fire flower and tried to hit him with fireballs, but each one missed, hitting a few Toads who came into the room to see what was going on reducing them to skeletons instead. Devil Mario finished his attack by tackling SMG4 Mario through the castle walls and into the outside field knocking out his fire powerup. Both of the Mario clones landed with SMG4 Mario hitting the ground face-first with Devil Mario on top of him. Devil Mario picked up his adversary and proceeded to beat him relentlessly without mercy, not letting up for a second, SMG4 Mario was smashed against, smashed into the castle walls multiple times, slashed a few times with Devil Mario's katana, and smashed high into the air with Devil Mario quickly appearing above him, punched him down so hard that he ignited and crashed into the ground like a flabby meteor cratering the center of the field.
Power Star Luigi only could look on in horror as he evacuated SMG4 Mario's friends out of the castle to his kart, which conveniently had a trailer attached. SMG4 and the crew were still incredibly sore but otherwise okay, their impressive regen and durability helping them. Two of his friends saw what was happening though and wouldn't just sit around.
P.S Luigi (in his head) : "C'mon other Mario, I know you can do it!"
Devil Mario stomped onto the still conscious but heavily beaten SMG4 Mario and grabbed his neck tightly, holding him up high.
Devil Mario: "Do you see now? The full scope of the situation you are dealing with? You were a FOOL to believe you stood a chance against us, we have collected more than enough Power Stars to reduce this world to ash and wipe out all lifeforms across it, and to start off...YOU will be the first to die...the first of many, farewell guardian."
Devil Mario increased his grip further and further while also relentlessly beating his adversary's face as SMG4 Mario fought as hard as he could to try and break free, but was too injured to do so, it almost seemed like the end for the once hero of the stupid Mushroom Kingdom until Devil Mario felt a small rock hit him behind the head, not harming him but catching his attention making him temporarily release his hold on SMG4 Mario.
Meggy: "Hey! Leave him alone!"
Devil Mario turned his attention to Meggy who was standing in front of the castle's bridge, she was exhausted and hurt, but was able to stand up but pushed through the pain, supporting her was SMG4 who was beaten worse but he was still able to stand, with the two attempting to draw Devil Mario's attention away from the Mario of their world. Power Star Luigi was running towards them.
P.S Luigi: "Stay back!! It's too dangerous!
Devil Mario dropped SMG4 Mario and walked over to the fat Italian's two closet friends and pulled out his katana, ready to finish off these two very minor interferences, as he approached the duo, Meggy attempted to punch Devil Mario, but failed horribly as he grabbed her arm, breaking it effortlessly and causing her to release a scream and drop SMG4, the sound of one of his best friends being hurt horribly haunted SMG4 Mario who, while still on the ground and far too injured to get up, looked up and saw that that the Devil of Destruction, was holding Meggy's broken arm. Devil Mario hurled Meggy behind him in SMG4 Mario's direction forcing him to watch while SMG4 tried to crawl towards her and SMG4 Mario, Devil Mario raised his katana above his head preparing to stab straight through Meggy's skull, this was it, it was over for her and everyone...until a punch interrupted THAT.
Power Star Luigi knew he might be killed off as well today, but he couldn't let a friend of another Mario die or let this monster succeed...he tried to fight, but the demonic plumber with his massive 120 x 2 Power Star boost over P.S Luigi's measly one Power Star was a telltale sign who'd win this fight. In the end, he was now in a chokehold, as Devil Mario prepared to kill both his Luigi and a dear friend of the other Mario at the same time as Devil Mario savored his goal about to be accomplished. SMG4 Mario's other friends were rushing to try and help but they may be too late to get their in time..but Devil Mario should have stuck with killing the Fat Italian first.
Simply because if it weren't for one thing.
Suddenly the ground beneath everyone began to shake, it felt like a sudden earthquake had happened but it was not strong enough to trip anyone, everyone looked around for the source of the shaking and saw that is was coming from SMG4 Mario Who was...glowing? Suddenly SMG4 Mario had gotten up completely fine as if he didn't just receive the a$$beating of his life and opened his eyes which shined a bright yellow. The debris around him began to float in the air and then SMG4 Mario let out a scream that changed the sky's color back from a red vortex spinning in the sky and sad clouds to completely normal as a golden aura surrounded him as his hair grew big, yellow, and pointy. SMG4 Mario's rage over this monster trying to kill his best friend AND Luigi, even if it wasn't his own Luigi had reached its boiling point...allowing him to go Super Saiyan! He floated midair, arms crossed as he glared at the devilish plumber who for once...was feeling fear for the first time ever, and you could see it. He dropped Luigi and backed up a tiny bit.
SMG4 Mario: "You don't. F**k. With Mario."
Devil Mario: What?! What is this?! What's happening?!
Devil Mario felt a tap on his leg and turned down to see SMG4 with a confident look on his brushed battered face and gave him an answer.
SMG4: "The biggest a$$ kicking of your life."
Devil Mario turned back to SMG4 Mario's location and noticed that he was gone, but felt a powerful kick to his back that sent him flying into the sky at supersonic speeds. The dumbass Italian looked at his friends and P.S Luigi, who all gave him a nod. SMG4 Mario smiled before he kept up to pressure and flew straight toward Devil Mario faster than he was kicked, soon Devil Mario was above cloud level now and only had time to look before SMG4 Mario delivered a furious flurry of punches and kicks finishing it with an uppercut and teleporting above Devil Mario and hitting him with an axe kick sending him back down, but he wasn't done and kept teleporting and hitting Devil Mario with powerful strikes changing his direction multiple times and appearing right in front to redirect him again and again. Devil Mario, desperate not to lose now with their goal so close to completion, recovered, pulled out his katana and charged it with the power of the stars and tried to stab SMG4 Mario but the super sayian plumber caught the powerful blade and shattered it into thousands of pieces with ease. SMG4 Mario ended his assault by grabbing Devil Mario and tossing him so hard that he flew into space and crashed into the moon cratering it.
Devil Mario: "No...No, No, NO!!! This wasn't how this was supposed to go!! It was over! We had won!! How did it all go so wrong?!"
In the center of the crater, Devil Mario was heavily injured as his red aura began to slowly dim down and his eyes flickering from red to normal colored, signaling that the real Mario inside was trying to take back control from the Boos, even with the power of TWO stacks of Stars he wasn't able to keep up with his opponent's newfound strength and fell to his knees while clutching his broken arm as blood trickled from his head and mouth, he looked up one to see that SMG4 Mario was floating in front of the moon and charged up one last attack.
SMG4 Mario: "Because you made the fatal mistake of trying to screw Mario over...and if their's a next time, maybe don't be a boastful A$$, it always leads too a villains downfall. Trust me, i'd know. IF you get a next time, and i'm sure as hell not gonna give you one...KAA...MEE...HAA...MEE..."
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
With one shout SMG4 Mario fired a gigantic yellow and blue beam of energy from his mouth that was aimed straight at Devil Mario's position. Devil Mario's eyes widened at the oncoming attack and for a brief moment, the red glow in his eyes diminished completely, the original Mario had regained control long enough to see his past action flash before his eyes, the princess who he vowed to protect with his life, the Mushroom Kingdom, the land he swore to defend from evil forces for as long as he lived then... he saw his brother who he loved more than anything how they would always go on adventures, stop Bowser's evil plans and go-kart race with each other, how he had killed them all, all the innocent lives that he had slain with his very hands.
In the moment, the faint sound of a 1-Up could be heard...but who was it for?
As the beam attack reached closer, he closed his eyes and held out his hands fully embracing his fate, knowing it was the only way to atone for his actions. And the only way to see his brother again...but he didn't know his bro was still alive.
As soon as the beam collided the entire moon was destroyed and reduced to nothing more than space dust. SMG4 Mario looked ahead searching for any signs of Devil Mario and after a while, nothing, no red glow, no sudden surprise attack, just space and pieces of the moon floating around, as soon as he was sure his opponent was dead, SMG4 Mario flew back down to the castle and powered down from his Super Saiyan form. He rushed over to SMG4, Meggy and P.S Luigi and checked up on them.
SMG4 Mario: "SMG4! Meggy! Are you two still alive!?"
SMG4 managed to pick himself up, pretty bruised hurt but otherwise.
SMG4: "Yeah Mario...we're fine for the most part, but what about that strange evil version of you? Is he-"
SMG4 was interrupted by a scorched familiar-looking "M" that dropped in front of him.
SMG4: "Oh. Well, that answers that."
The rest of the gang ran up to Mario, congratulating him for a fight well won.
Tari: "Yay! Great job Mario!"
Boopkins: "Wow, that was amazing Mario! What a show!"
Bob: "hElL YeaH MaRIo, WaY tO kiCk yOuR oWn a$$!"
Saiko: "Heh...not bad, plumber boy."
Luigi: "Way to go bro! Nice work!"
Meggy was able to stand back up while clutching her broken arm and walked up to SMG4, Mario and everyone else.
Meggy: "Heh, way to go Red, I knew you'd pull it off."
SMG4 Mario: "MEGGY!"
SMG4 Mario ran up to Meggy and hugged her tightly, hurting her a bit more in the process.
Meggy: "Ow! Mario, I'm fine, but my arm is pretty busted up."
SMG4 Mario: "Imma just so glad you both aren't dead! Are you sure you guys will be Ok?"
SMG4: "Yeah, don't worry Mario. We've all handled worse before this time won't be any different."
Then, Power Star Luigi walked up with his Peach behind him, still bashed up but fine nonetheless.
P.S: "Thank goodness, you did it! I knew you could...but, where's Mario? My Mario, not you."
The atmosphere changed as SMG4 Mario knew what had happened...he sadly reached down and picked up the charred hat and handed it to P.S Luigi, knowing that his Mario had unfortunately perished...
P.S Luigi:"...oh...I see...well, thank you for stopping him and hopefully freeing him from those monsters that possessed him...but if only I could see him one last time..."
P.S Peach and the crew huddled around him.
SMG4: "Sorry for your loss man..."
SMG4 Luigi: "Yeah, I know how much it must hurt...I can't imagine losing my brother permanently..."
However: SMG4 Mario had a knowing smile on his face...a sudden 1-Up sound from behind caused everyone to turn, there standing there, was not Devil Mario, but just Mario. No possession, no evil, just him. P.S Mario looked around and then suddenly saw his Luigi...the two Power Star Brothers ran up to each other and hugged alongside their Peach.
The SMG4 were shocked but happy at this reunion and looked back at their Mario, who simply smiled.
-Flashback-
Before the laser hit the devilish hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, SMG4 Mario had chucked a spare 1-Up at his other self, giving him a extra life.
-End of Flashback-
SMG4 Luigi: "Wait...but if that other Mario came back to life, then did the thing possessing him-?"
SMG4 Mario: "Oh no they died...their super dead."
This caused everyone to let out the breaths they'd been holding.
SMG4 Mario: "Well, isn't this wonderful! Now if you excuse me, Imma go get me some spaghetti."
With that said, SMG4 Mario walked off without a care, almost as if he had forgotten what had just happened to him and everyone else while Meggy, SMG4 and everyone else looked at each other and just shrugged, despite everything that had happened this was honestly a typical day in the world of SMG4. As the gang got ready to welcome their guests and sort out the problems that came with them, SMG4 remembered something.
SMG4: "Hey wait a minute! Where was Melony during all this?"
Melony is seen sound asleep in the basement of the castle, somehow having slept through everything.
KO!
Results.[]
Boomstick: "Wait...did that melon chick actually sleep through the entirety of that?"
Wiz: "Really? That's your question even after all that?"
Boomstick: "Well duh, would you be asleep while all your friends are getting their a$$es kicked?"
Wiz: "...Ok, fair point, but regardless, this was an interesting match-up, Devil Mario certainly proved to be a challenge to the spaghetti-loving parody at first."
Boomstick: "With his brutal fighting style and longer experience with battles he certainly brought SMG4 Mario a bit of trouble, Sure he's dealt with some scary opponents before but he's never dealt with someone whose method of kicking a$$ was tearing it to bloody pieces and violently as possible while moving so fast that you can't even see him do it, he's even beat his brother who was powered by a Power Star and just as skilled and strong as he was no problem."
Wiz: "And when amped up by the power of the Stars it only made things harder for SMG4 Mario, not to mention how his cowardly and often lazy nature meant that he never uses his strengths to their full potential which a fighter such as Devil Mario could exploit more times than not, but from there the meme lords avatar took every other advantage. He was much stronger, leagues faster, and despite Devil Mario having more combat experience, he was not much of a stranger to intense fights."
Boomstick: "SMG4 Mario has dealt with fighters like SMG4 and Meggy numerous times and has held his own again and again and even beat them at some point so Devil Mario couldn't rely on simply beating the plumber up a bunch of times, and while he could use the Boos in his body to possess other people to fight for him, SMG4 Mario has taken down entire groups of skilled Nintendo Ninjas before with no issue, so neither of those two methods would really work, even if Devil Mario tried to possess him, SMG4 Mario's so damn stupid that he would just resist it altogether."
Wiz: "And even if he were to deal any severe damage SMG4 Mario's healing factor is nuts, he's come back from being burned, disintegrated, stabbed, shot at, and even had his soul removed from his body and none of it phased him in the slightest, even if he lost a limb he could easily reattach it or even just outright grow a new one on the spot, and that's if Devil Mario could even hit him in the first place."
Boomstick: "Sure Devil Mario has moved so fast that time around him slowed to a crawl, but that's nothing compared to SMG4 Mario flying from the sun and back in just 3 seconds! That's over 111 billion MPH blowing any speed feat Devil Mario had out of the water, but wait a minute, what about all those Power Stars? with all 120 of them, Devil Mario could strike with the force of a freaking supernova? Couldn't he just overtax SMG4 Mario's durability?"
Wiz: "Sure. At first glance it would seem like the combined power of the stars could allow Devil Mario to overpower SMG4 Mario's regen...if it weren't for the fact that SMG4 Mario's biggest durability feat was much greater than Devil Mario's potential attack. With the combined power of the stars Devil Mario's Attack power would be a little over 11 foe, and as established before one foe of energy is the same output of a supernova, impressive sure but when compared to the time SMG4 Mario survived being blasted from one galaxy to another...a feat worth well over 1,000 times that it was honestly nothing that SMG4 Mario couldn't tank, so it's really unlikely that Devil Mario could lay a severe enough scratch to push SMG4 Mario's regeneration past its limits which he likely couldn't do even if he was strong enough as SMG4 Mario has regenerated form attacks from foes more powerful than he is."
Boomstick: "And if you think about it, SMG4 Mario wouldn't even need to get physical, with his far more effective variety of weapons and tools, He could seal Devil Mario away with Pokeballs, stop time with the Wiimote and incapacitate him, increase his already absurd strength with the mega mushroom, or even just snap his a$$ out of existence with the infinity gauntlet, this is basically the equivalent of putting a dude who's good with a knife against a giant living Swiss Army tool of death, or SMG4 Mario could just go Super Saiyan and beat the hell out of Devil Mario GG easy."
Wiz: "Devil Mario certainly put up a good fight and would prove to be a challenging foe to just about anyone, but against the overweight Italian plumbers, greater speed, sheer strength, and ridiculous durability, he just didn't have the Power Stars to keep up."
Boomstick: "Devil Mario tried his best to power through but just couldn't Spa-get the win in the end leaving SMG4 Mario the real "Star" of this fight."
Wiz: "The winner is SMG4 Mario."
Original Track[]
The track for this fight is "Spaghetti Slaughterfest by BreezingWinds. It would be a Hard Rock track with themes of both Super Mario 64 and Super Mario World mixed in with some lighter more comical tones to encapsulate Devil Mario's more gory and vicious behavior and SMG4 Mario's silly and stupid antics.
The title references SMG4 Mario's love of spaghetti as he is continuously shown to be almost addicted to it and Devil Mario's sheer blood-lust and desire to destroy and kill everything in his way as he always slaughters groups of toads and eventually his brother and the Princess.
The cover art shows a katana stabbing through Mario's hat and a plate of spaghetti with meatballs in a shape of a star as it glows with a red aura.
Next Time[]
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