| Death vs Spider-Man 2099 | |
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| Season 3, Episode 3 | |
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Death vs Spider-Man 2099 is a What-If? Death Battle by LakuitaBro01.2
Description:[]
Dreamworks vs Marvel! Angry at those who disregard the natural balance these two animalistic bladed warriors fight to the... death. Yeah we'll go with that. Will Death reap another soul? Or will Miguel be the first to conquer Death?
Interlude:[]
Wiz: Death, the physical embodiment of himself.
Boomstick: And Spider-Man 2099, the man in charge of keeping universes from falling apart.
Wiz: The natural order is a marvelous thing to study and should never be tampered with and these two today could definitely give you a few reasons why.
Boomstick: Whether it be destroying the universe for family or abusing immortality, these guys will let you have it with no regard for your own life. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle.
Death:[]
Wiz: Death is a natural state of the world. People, animals, plants, and more are born into this universe and the course of time eventually brings them to death so that the next line of those who live prosper off of who came before.
Boomstick: And with us being humans, several religions and mythologies made a god or spirit to personify Death. The Grim Reaper is a popular example, but there's also others like Thanatos, Anubis, that one guy from Castlevania, and Wiz after a single beer.
Wiz: Or Boomstick after not having any beer left for a week.
Boomstick: YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING DARE!
Wiz: Keep testing it and you'll see. I'll put a lock on the fridge again.
Boomstick: Y'know MAYBE I'll become a personification of Death just to haunt you.
Wiz: Sure you could, but you won't be nearly as imposing as the version of Death we're supposed to be covering right now.
Boomstick: Imposing to Puss in Boots, yeah. I'm not really one to be afraid of what is really just a big dog.
Wiz: Really? The feeling of being hunted down by the embodiment of death, who is in the form of your natural predator, and at every turn you see him in the background or even in your face at times doesn't worry you? It's exactly what he did to Puss and it could happen to you.
Boomstick: Well for one, Uncle Bob died five years ago so he can't go near me anymore. For two, Death left Puss alone at the end of the movie so how can he be any danger? Yeah he has the sickles and on a couple occasions he out muscled Puss but again he's just an orange tabby.
Wiz: Despite being a small cat, Puss is a bit stronger than you'd think. He's able to harm Shrek who in turn was able to survive Dragon's fire breath which melted straight through solid rock; enough solid rock for her to safely fly through with no harm done to her. Assuming Dragon is about 100 feet long that means her breath is hot enough to melt an entire building.
Boomstick: I could still probably kick his ass.
Wiz: Maybe. We are both pretty strong.
Spider-Man 2099:[]
Death Battle:[]
Spider-Society, Nuevo York, 2099
The headquarters of Spider-Society was quiet for once without the multitude of Spider-Men and Women running around its halls. The light above shined through the massive arcing windows and reflected off of the spotless floors. Of course a handful of Spider people remained in the halls doing busy work or just trying to pass time while their universe equivalent of New York wasn't in trouble. However the one Spider-Man who was about to have a whole lot of trouble was this universe's very own: Miguel O'Hara.
Miguel's room was darkly lit in comparison to the rest of Spider-Society. A whole range of spare parts and the like were strewn from the entrance hall to the main chamber and the amount of boxes and tables in the way would trigger anyone with claustrophobia. The main man himself sat perched on top of his raised platform, watching the same video he had been watching for years at this point now. In it was of him playing with a little girl; his daughter, in a time where it looked as if he was at his happiest. He kept replaying the video over and over again, staring cold faced at the monitor completely unaware of his surroundings. His holographic AI partner Lyla watched from over his shoulder at his continuously decaying mental state.
"Miguel... You should probably take a break from watching this." She said this as consoling as she could, but it seemed as though it fell on deaf ears for but a moment.
After another go around, Miguel turned off the monitor and sat down, staring straight at the ground as if in a trance. After a few moments and heavy breathing, he looked at his partner and sighed.
"It's unhealthy... but it reminds me of why I'm doing what I'm doing; no one else will make the same mistake I did."
"But torturing yourself over it isn't going t-" she started, but Miguel got up and walked right through her.
"It's kept my head on straight, Lyla."
The AI rolled her eyes in response. "If you mean straight as in straight edge as in edgy then yeah I guess it has."
Miguel suddenly stopped, his enhanced hearing causing his hairs to stand on end. Lyla noticed this and immediately began to scan his surroundings, but her scan shortly came up with nothing.
"Miguel there's nothing in the immediate vicinity, the threat is further out."
Spider-Man put his mask on and immediately ran out of his chamber. Spider-Society grew darker as a storm had gathered above Nuevo York, casting out the warm light that previously filled its halls. Miguel climbed up one of the many pillars that stretched across the room and looked around for any sign of life. Lyla once again scanned around the halls and this time her sensors picked something up.
"Miguel... I found something but it's-"
"-not showing signs of life."
Miguel's anxiety intensified as the whistling grew closer and closer to his location until it suddenly stopped all together. His mouth went dry and his heart raced harder than he could ever remember it had. Suddenly his awareness became greatly intensified and he spun around, coming face to face with a massive bipedal wolf with glowing red eyes. His figure was covered by a massive cloak and two sickles hung by straps at his side. His massive mouth was lined with sharp teeth that looked as though they could punch a hole through iron and his claws matched the description as well. The creepiest detail about him was the hair raising smile he plastered on himself.
"Hola, Araña."
Miguel immediately went into an defensive stance with his blades sticking far out from his arms. The sight of this wolf unnerved him greatly and he couldn't understand why.
"Who are you supposed to be? Kraven from one of the animal universes?"
The wolf bellowed out a laugh. "You crack me up, Miguel. You could say I am a hunter of sorts, yes."
"Well, you know us Spider-Men. We love to crack jokes in times like this."
The wolf began to approach Miguel and got very close to his face. The latter felt paralyzed and couldn't move as he met the red eyes dead on.
"Now would not be a good time to be cracking jokes, Araña. You've done something terrible and upset the wrong person."
The wolf walked past him and let his upper body press up against the conjoining pillar, his sickles plinking against the pillar as they swayed at his hip. His smile hadn't yet left his lips and now he was quite literally looking down at his target. Miguel was confused as to who this guy was and what he was talking about. He had never met a villain like this is his own universe and he has sure he had to be from another universe.
"What do you mean I've done something terrible?"
The wolf chuckled once more. "I'm sure you remember that universe you decided to fill a void for?"
Miguel began to grow angry at this wolf now. How dare he throw that in his face after everything he went through to make sure it never happened again.
"That was a mistake I owned up to!" he yelled, his fangs popping out in anger.
The wolf growled back, "Not to natural balance!"
Miguel backed down slightly at first, but the confusion made him even angrier. "What the HELL are you talking about?"
"The natural balance! Entre la vida y la muerte idiota!" he yelled out.
"What are you talking about life and death for?"
"Because it's. My. Job. Miguel. People die and people take their place. That is how things are supposed to go, but because of a little 'cAnOn eVenT" you ended up DESTROYING the entire thing."
Miguel began to realize just who he was talking to at this very moment. His eyes narrowed as he began to think of a strategy to take down this wolf.
"And so what do you want with me, lobo?"
"You are going to pay the price for that 'mistake'. With your life."
"So from your dark appearance, your angry demeanor, you taking your 'job' so seriously, and the fact you just look like it with those sickles, you're Death?"
"Right on the money, Araña."
With that Death leapt at Miguel, the latter reacting in time to kick him in the jaw and off of the pillar. "Lyla, start up the Go Home Machine, we're getting him out of here."
As quickly as he had fallen, Death climbed back up the pillar with his sickles and licked his lips, taunting the Spider-Man who stood before him. He slowly circled around Miguel and Miguel followed by circling him. Death clanked his sickles together in a circle over and over, taunting Miguel into making a move.
"This is gonna be fun," Death said to himself.
FIGHT!
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