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Dreamworks vs Toby Fox! We have a show down between the physical embodiment of literal DEATH and one of the most powerful and the most iconic Undertale final bosses! Who shall be the victor?
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Intro[]
Wiz: Every film, series, comic, novel and video game, couldn't go without a good, big, badass villain who will go out of their way to cause the hero eternal pain and suffering!
Boomstick: And these fellas are great examples of 'em!
Wiz: Like Sans, the punniest skeleton in the whole underground kingdom.... that was a terrible pun.
Boomstick: And DEATH, Dreamworks' thrill-seeking take on the Grim Reaper (aka Lobo). He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weaponry, armor and skills to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE!
Death[]
Boomstick: Death, it is inevitable, no matter how long you think you'll live, death is gonna show up beside you, eventually.
Wiz: And Puss In Boots figured this out, the hard way, as he, who self-proclaimed to be fearless, came face to face with Death.
Boomstick: He almost lost his last life immediately when Death nicked him on the head with his weopon, AND DRAWED BLOOD!
Wiz: Death, being literally, the embodiment of death, is immortal, he cannot age, and he cannot fall ill. He would survive a fatal injury that would kill any other individual, and he probably has been alive since the beginning of time. He probably doesn't feel a lot of pain, either.
Boomstick: That is a lot of years alone! But other than just being the Grim Reaper, he is creepy too! He will torment his victims with a terrifying whistle, said to make even the bravest person get shivers down their spine!
Wiz: And while after a target, he can choose whether or not he can be seen by other people. And when this is the case, they cannot hear him, whistling, cannot see him and cannot feel his presence.
Boomstick: Now, he may seem like your average gray wolf (well, besides the fact that he can talk and is bipedal), but he has incredible strength, he slapped Puss in Boots' sword so hard that it stabbed through a barrel and stuck in place! He grabbed Puss by the scruff with ease, something that no other character (other than Shrek) has managed to do! And did I mention that he broke crystals with EASE!
Wiz: Adding to that, his knowledge is far beyond anyone alive, obviously, as he knows EVERYTHING about a person's life and history. He'd be able to know how they fight, and will predict their most common attacks.
Boomstick: He is incredibly skilled! It is most likely that he taught himself to fight!
Wiz: Considering Death never would've had any trainers, as he had to have been around since the beginning of time.
Death's feats and skills:[]
- Incredibly swift, faster than Puss in boots (who, of course is a domestic cat, which is capable of reaching 48kmph/30 mph).
- Immortal, cannot fall sick, nor can he be poisoned
- Superhuman strength, could crack crystals with and without his weopons
- Teleportation
- Can roam while being omnipresent to other people while being physically present to another.
- All-knowing, knows everything about a person's lifestyle, skills and history.
- Defeated Puss in boots with ease.
- Can control fire, to some extent.
- Can walk into the wishing star without being erased from existence
- Is a very skilled fighter in a hand to hand combat, most likely self taught.
- Very durable, is able to take blows that would, not only critically hurt anyone else, but most likely kill them.
Death's weaknesses[]
- Can be too short tempered
- Although he won the initial fight, he was still physically avoided by Puss in Boots.
- Being in a physical form, he can be pushed over and attacked.
- Doesn't use more than two weopons, nor does he use his powers for any actual combat.
Boomstick: Well as we can see, this guy is NOOO pushover, he is a literal force to be wreckend with.
Wiz: Well, he is supposed to represent death, which is inevitable.
Death: I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theocratically, or in any other fancy way, I'm DEATH, straight up.
Sans[]
Wiz: Many years ago. Humans and Monsters lived peacefully.
Boomstick: Until one day, they had a massive war, it ended up with the humans being the victor and they sealed the monsters underground with magic!
Wiz: But out of all these monsters, the one who sticks out the most, is none other than Sans the skeleton.
Boomstick: He may not seem like much, but if ya piss him off, he'll send shivers down your spine! And also your sins.
Wiz: If the player's LOVE (Level of Violence) is high enough. It will trigger a fight. Sans will unleash his true power, this guy, can teleport, use telekinesis to slam you on the ground, make bones come out of the ground, and can use his most iconic weopon, Gaster Blasters.
Boomstick: Fat or thin, either one of these blast you, not only will you feel a burning sensation, but also it will, POISON you and DRAIN your health!
Wiz: And when this happens, it drains pretty quickly, and if you get blasted while your health is poisoned, it can speed up the process!
Boomstick: Surprisingly, Like Flowey, Sans can break the forth wall, and he knows about the player's past games and the route they had taken.
Wiz: Sans is incredibly fast, he can the send the player into many different attacks and was able to dodge attacks from the player while fighting. So much so, that the player died so many times to him because of his quick movement.
Boomstick: Well, I mean, If you only had 1 HP, you are not just going to let the threat just hit ya, are you?
Wiz: Speaking of 1 HP, Sans, although powerful, doesn't have a lot of health or strength. One hit can kill him.
Boomstick: Its because of his lifestyle, he mostly relies on junk food.
Wiz: Despite that, Sans still is definitely, not a easy enemy as his stats would describe him.
Sans' feats and skills[]
- Could dodge attacks while fighting.
- Can teleport.
- Was able to kill the player multiple times.
- Faster than the player who is capable of dodging Gaster Blasters.
- Can use Telekinesis.
- Timeline knowledge.
- Can poison his opponents and drain their health.
- Can pull bones out of the ground.
- Is able to teleport the player to a different position.
- Soul magic.
- Can summon many weopons and can use them in combat
- Can change to any attack method.
Sans' Weaknesses[]
- Has only 1 HP and can only deal 1 damage
- He is lazy.
- Can be killed with one hit, thus he is not durable
- Although he could hold them back, the player was able to make him tired and out of breath.
- Isn't healthy, mostly eats junk food.
- Doesn't have a lot of endurance.
Boomstick: As we can also see here, Sans may be a punny guy, but he should not be seen as a joke when he's pissed off!
Sans: Do you wanna have a bad time?
Intermission![]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all the possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!!
Pre-fight[]
The scene opens into the Judgement Hall, the camera looks down to point at Sans, who is busy waiting for the player so their battle can start. However, the player has taken a really long time to arrive and Sans is getting a little bit irritated and impatient.
Sans: Damn, what is taking them so long? Eh, must be struggling to defeat another boss, heh, dirty killer.
Suddenly, Sans spots a silhouette coming from the entrance, Sans gets up and gets into position, however, something is off. Sans starts to hear an eerie sound, it is a whistle, Sans never heard it before. Then, Sans sees two red eyes glowing on the dark side of the Hall, it's where the whistling is coming from.
???: Hello, Sans.
Sans: (confused) Wait, what? You are not them, they don't talk.
???: Oh, them? Nah.
The figure in the dark pulls out the player's Real Knife from their pocket and drops it on the floor.
???: They've been taken care of already.
Sans: What? But how?
???: That's not relevant right now, I didn't come for them, I came for YOU. (Pulls out sickles) Or more specifically, YOUR SOUL.
Sans: What are you talking about?
The figure comes out of the darkness, still covered by their cloak. The figure removes their hood and it's revealed to be Death.
Death: I am Death, straight up. And I've come to collect your soul that you owed me long ago, Sans. But EVERYTIME I collect your soul, everything is just reset, and you are alive again!
Sans: Listen, Wolf. It's not my fault, and I am gonna have to ask you nicely to please go away.
Death: I don't care who's fault it is, I already figured it was the human's fault, the fact still remains, you still owe me your soul.
Sans: Heh, whatever. I'm not going to let you take my soul, Papyrus probably wouldn't like that.
Death: Oh, Papyrus? Hmm... (pulls out Papyrus' red cape out of his pocket).
Sans is surprised to see that Death killed his brother and is in disbelief. Sans goes quiet for a moment before his eye glows. Sans is now enraged.
Sans: You will pay for that, Dirty Brother killer.
Death: Oooh, another brave and stupid soul, huh? Let's see how long you last.
FIGHT![]
Death charges towards Sans, meanwhile, Sans launches many bones towards Death, Death uses his sickles and breaks them all like they are nothing, and he is about to hit Sans, who was caught off guard, but he teleported away just in time.
Sans teleports further down the right side of the Judgement Hall and summons two Gaster Blasters and fires them at Death. However, instead of dodging, Death just stands there and he gets blasted by the Blasters. Sans holds the fire for a bit before letting go, the other side of the hall is filled with smoke and Death is not seen. Sans smiles to himself.
Sans: He may have been a bit lit, but these Blasters sure know how to extinguish a wolf's flame of courage, Hehehe...
Sans is about to relax before he hears breathing behind him, he turns around to see that Death was right there, Death swung his sickles at Sans who teleports away again.
Sans: So I see you have a bone to pick with me, still huh?
Death: Not, A bone, but many bones!
Sans: Then, I'll give you those bones, allow me to penetrate your body!
Sans teleports onto his Blasters and fires them and summons bones behind Death as well. Death grins and he avoids all the bones and he blocks the Blaster's fire.
Death: Those attacks were just sad.
Sans twitches his eye and he makes the judgment hall turn into the fighting menu, Sans turns Death blue and then he uses multiple attack methods on Death, using Blasters at all angles, bones coming out from all angles. Death gets hit by some of the bones, but the Blasters miss him again. Then, it's Death's turn to attack, he chooses the FIGHT option and swings both his sickles at Sans, but both attacks miss.
It's Sans' turn to attack again, but before he can, Death starts hitting against the square in the middle of the fighting menu and he breaks out of it, and then he selects FIGHT again and he swings his sickles multiple times again at Sans' but all still miss.
The Judgement hall goes back to normal and Death lunges at Sans with his sickles again, and Sans teleports away again. Sans turns Death blue again, and pulls him up to the ceiling, making him crack it a little bit upon impact. Sans holds Death in place and he launches 4 Gaster Blasters at him. But Death chuckles and he gets ready for the attack, he throws his two sickles into the "jaws" of the blasters, causing them to combust, then he teleports onto the third blaster and holds it's jaws shut and it combusts. Then Death teleports onto the back of the fourth blaster and aims it at Sans. The Blaster fires at Sans who summons a bone to shield himself from the blast.
Sans (In his mind): Damn it, this guy is good.
Death throws the blaster at the wall and it explodes upon impact. Death lands on the ground, back facing Sans and catches his sickles in his hands. He turns his head to look at Sans.
Death: You are skilled, but I can tell you are not going to keep up the skill for long.
Sans: Oh please, I'm still far from done.
Death: Well then, (turns around) show me what you still got!
Sans holds his bone in position, and Death clanks his sickles together and slams them onto the ground and drags them, creating sparks, and then, Death creates a ring of fire around him and Sans. And then he gets into fighting stance. The two glare at each other and then they both run towards each other as both of their weopons collide with each other.
Both of them fight each other like sword fighters, Sans manages to block Death's attacks at all times he can. Death then tries to go for Sans' head, but Sans blocks it with his bone, then, with his telekinesis, he holds Death's other sickle and throws it towards the fire. And with his bone he hits Death backward. Death grabs his second sickle and teleports towards Sans, but he teleports mid-air attempting to strike him from the top. He hits Sans' bone with a devastating blow, causing Sans to get knocked backwards while still on his feet, he is just a few centimeters away from the fire.
Sans looks at his bone and he he can see that his bone broke because of Death's attack. He can feel on his face that he starting to break sweat. Death continously scrapes his sickles on the floor while approaching Sans slowly.
Death: C'mon, esqueleto, is that all you got?
Sans: No, I have some more tricks up my sleeves.
Death's eyes glow bright red and he bares his sharp teeth. He throws one of his sickles at Sans, who uses telekenisis to throw it straight back at Death, who catches it in his hand.
Death is about to lunge at Sans again, but then, Sans' eyes turn completely black and he makes the entire arena turn black for a split second. Suddenly, the judgement hall is the Fighting Menu again, and Sans attacks Death with multiple attacks, throwing a random attack at Death for a few seconds before immediately changing into a different attack, not giving Death a moment to react to the previous attack.
Death starts to get angry and he tries attacking Sans, but each time he starts his attack. Sans just teleports him into another attack. Death gets angry and tries again and again, but each time, it's just the same ting, getting teleported straight back into another attack.
Then Death uses his sickles to tear the Fighting Menu in half and the Judgement hall is now normal again. Death finally teleports at Sans and swings his sickles at him multiple times, Sans manages to doge all of them, but the last swing, Death manages to rip off a part of his sleeve on his jacket.
Sans picks up Death with his telekenisis and throws him to the other side of the hall, making him slam against the wall.
Sans is swearing like crazy, and he is gasping for air. Death lands on his feet, swings his sickles on his fingers and he grins.
Death: So Sans, you still "far from done?"
Sans: No, time for you, to prepare for hell, Wolf.
Death gets into a fighting stance, preparing himself for another attack, as Sans puts his hand forward to attack. But all that happens is a tiny bone approaches Death very slowly. Death steps on the bone, crushing it like it's nothing.
Sans and Death glare at each other, both of them can hear each other breathing. Sans is still sweating a lot. But then, suddenly, very strange things start to happen.
Sans all of a sudden sees him and Papyrus, sitting and watching TV together, then he is back in the hallway, then again, he sees him and Frisk at his old hotdog stand in Hotland, back in the hallway, then he sees the monsters escaping the barrier and entering the human side, hallway, Papyrus being killed by the human, Undyne dissolving into dust, then he sees himself all alone in Grillby's restaurant. Death gets himself into a stance.
Death: What's the matter? Life's flashing...
Death holds his sickles in place.
Death:....before your eyes?
Death charges at Sans with his two sickles, meanwhile, Sans is still trying to process what he just saw. Death gets closer and closer, and only then, Sans snaps out of it, but it was already too late, Death was just 2 meters away. He struck his two sickles on Sans's torso, with a devastating blow, and blood starts spilling out of Sans' cut.
Sans drops on the floor, lifeless. His body turns into dust, but then, Death steps on it, causing it to blow away, Death collects Sans' soul and whistles before disappearing.
KO![]
Boomstick: Whoa, that was intense!
Wiz: Yep, now, let's discuss why Death wins this battle. First off, it should be noted that Death is the embodiment of death, he cannot be poisoned or killed and most importantly, he does not have a soul.
Boomstick: Unfortunately for Sans, soul magic is his main power, so this fight may not even be as long as we like to think.
Wiz: Although, Sans has the speed advantage, this could keep him going for a while, however, he has his limits, he can only keep this speed up for a certain amount of time. Whereas Death can keep up his speed for longer. Wolves can keep their maximum speed of 25 mph (40km) for 2 miles, however, Death is not actually a wolf, he is a spirit, so he is likely capable of running faster than that and for a longer period of time. Not to mention, he managed to catch Puss in boots while running and even ripped off his cape.
Boomstick: Sans may have an advantage in speed, but Death is physically stronger than Sans, he was able to push crystals with ease, and he prefers a hand to hand combat rather than power attacks.
Wiz: These attacks would be rather useless against Death, as firstly, the bones wouldn't even penatrate Death, the poison effect wouldn't even harm him and the blasters wouldn't burn him either.
Boomstick: Keep in mind, Sans has 1 HP, and deals only 1 attack damage. Compare that to Death who could sustain walking into the wishing star without being erased and who endured attacks from Puss in boots without injury, you can clearly see who has the durability advantage.
Wiz: At that point, Sans would need a lot of Gaster Blasters and bones to defeat Death, whereas Death just needs one good hit on Sans to actually kill him.
Boomstick: Let's also mention, Death does not have the ability to get health problems, Sans is lazy and he is quite unfit. So Death has the advantage in health as well. Well, not necessarily as he is not a living mortal being either.
Wiz: Let's not forget knowledge, Death has been around since the beginning of time, he would know everything about a mortal, their lifestyle, experience and also their fighting skills. So if any attack Sans throws at Death is common, Death would know what he's doing and he'll dodge the attack. Another thing, Death would've been doing this since life started, so, he would have more fighting experiences than Sans too.
Boomstick: I guess you could say, Death bone-picked Sans in that fight!
Wiz: The winner is DEATH!
Trivia[]
- The similarities between Sans and Death is that they are both the biggest threat to the main protagonist, Sans is the hardest enemy in the genocide route of Undertale and Death is the overarching villain of Puss in boots: The Last Wish and the main threat towards Puss.
- Sans and Death both share a trait: having intimidating glowing eyes.
- This battle would be sprite animated.