Introduction[]
Two tomboyish heroes who are introduce into a sport event , from Daisy from Tennis to Lola from Space Jam, they face against the alien invasion. Who will win in Death Battle.
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Paimon: There are few things more fun than playing with your friends in a friendly competition of sports.
Lumine: From tackles people in Football, precise shots with golf, and working together for victory in a game of basketball.
Paimon: But for these two Tom boys, they are created to play sports. Literally, and they’re few who can match their determination.
Lumine: Like Princess Daisy, the ruler of Sarasaland
Paimon: And Lola Bunny, the looney Pizza Delivery Woman.
Lumine: What better to talk about characters who enjoy playing games than the master of games than Yoimiya.
Yoimiya: Come on traveler, it not like I’m the master of all games, I just want to keep the children happy. But still, thanks for inviting me here.
Lumine: Look like another good match.
Paimon: Anyway. I’m.. ( A Sticky honey roast fly across the screen.) Sticky honey roast!
Itto: That will keep Flying Lavender melon busy for a while.
Lumine: What are you doing here?
Itto: Why I’m doing here, isn’t it obvious, how can you talk about them without one of the best players of all time. Yoimiya included.
Lumine: Well, seeing that Paimon is distracted for a while. Fine, you can join.
Itto: A wise decision my good friend. Now let get this show blazing hot!
Lumine: I’m the famous traveler, there Arataki Itto, and she is Yoimiya.
Yoimiya: And today we will find out who will win in Death battle.
Daisy[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGExhDv4_aM
Yoimiya: Everybody loves the game with the pasta loving hero name Mario. Wether it be facing against Bowser to save Princess Peach. I mean, he been doing it for 42 years. With a new game coming soon, everyone are ready for his next adventure. Well most at least.
Itto: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Lumine: Isn’t she talking about a certain person who can’t beat the first game.
Itto: Still no clue. Unlike that person, I have reach to the end, so I’m ready for anything.
Lumine: Sure you are. Well, Mario have save more than Peach in the past games. In the lands of Sarasaland, it was a kingdom full of different ecosystem and people when the land was invaded by the cruel creatures called Tatanga.
Yoimiya: By jumping into his plane, Mario defeat each foes in his path until he finally was able to defeat Pagosu ending the invasion.
Itto; With the day save from the aliens, Mario was able to rescue the princess from certain doom. But don’t let that fool you, she have a fierce will power to win in the end. Wether it be tennis, golf, or even in the Olympics. You can count on her for a spectacular game.
Lumine: Her name is Princess Daisy, the tomboy ruler of Sarasaland.
Daisy: Here we go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M7s6ZEIEHM
Lumine: Being created by Shigeru Miyamoto, Princess Daisy was introduce to Super Mario Land with the purpose of recreating the feel of Super Mario Bros on the NES. And with her iconic looks coming from Mario Tennis to be the teammate for Luigi.
Itto: Okay. She can play a game of Tennis. I can give her that, but how about a game Beetle Brawl. Could she match against my supreme skills at that game.
Lumine: Seeing that Princess Daisy have play all type of games from Tennis, Golf, Baseball, Soccer, kart racing, Volley Ball, and Basketball. And not even including the Olympics sport, so I’m certain she can quickly adapt to a game of Beetle Brawl very easily.
Itto: Well seeing that she just a fictional character, it seem like I wouldn’t able to face against her, guess it wasn’t fated after all. It a shame, guess she never have a great match against me.
Lumine: Whatever you say Itto, Princess Daisy can double jump in the air to float across the screen or wall jump for increase height to dunk any opponent.
Yoimiya: In each different games, she can summon flowers into the field with each one being able to blind the foes leaving them in a confuse state in the flower petals in their eyes. She can also summon either flower poms-poms to block strikes and hockey sticks made of pure energy when facing against Behemoth.
Lumine: Don’t forget about her zone speed where she slow down time for a perfect shot in a game of Tennis.
Itto: Wait a minute, a power to slow down time. What about instead when playing a game of Soccer where she can punch that ground so hard that she can summon orange crystals all around her. Or she can simply summon blue crystal into her fist for a powerful punch. Who would pick were you just slow down time when you can bring giant crystal into battle.
Lumine: Well if that doesn’t impress you, like a certain Oni I know.
Itto: Wait a minute, why you didn’t tell me that you know another Oni. ( Show Yoimiya trying not to laugh.)
Lumine: With many of her sport equipment she will bring to the fight, Princess Daisy can use star or giant mushroom for the invincibility to crush any foes in her way.
Yoimiya: As one of the princess who join the Mario Party, she is comparable to characters who can knock away huge slap of stones with just her hammer to even punches that destroy boulders.
Lumine: Surviving being crush by thromps, burn by the lava, and a dip into the cold waters of Antarctic with the penguins. Princess Daisy can even survive a black hole to fighting foes who can use the power star.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:The_real_cal_howard/Mario--Power_Stars_and_Black_Holes
Yoimiya: While the stars look very adorable, don’t let it look fool you, it have enough power to create a black hole or over 20 Terafoes of TNT.
Itto: Wait a minute. If you add four, times 435, square root that by four times four, and times it by zero. How much punches would that be?
Lumine: About 6.7776547e+41 punches.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:The_real_cal_howard/Mario_crosses_World_5
Itto: Now that is a serious number! I can’t throw that much punches even for my entire life. And she face foes who can deliver those powerful attacks, no wonder she can fight against characters like bowser. The character who can hit a ship that can travel 27,613,380,812,510,300 faster than speed of light.
Yoimiya: While much characters don’t want to mess with her; especially with Bowser who was send into the horizon with that punch, a opponent can use her weakness of lack of fights to being very overconfident.
Lumine: But don’t call her orange peach because wether it be Soccer. Tennis, or golf. She will always have her eyes on the prize in the end.
Daisy: If it's beauty you want, then there's no need to prove it - Daisy is the fairest of all!
Lola Bunny[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITQNxX1BtDk
Lumine: Across the stars, there was a grey planet far with an amusement park called Moron Mountain, a place where you can the deadliest rides. From one that shoot lasers at you to others dropping you at great heats, so a place you shouldn’t be taking your family to.
Yoimiya: Yeah. With all the malfunctions and lack of creativity to the rides, I can see why the park is failing.
Itto: please, I can take all those rides without getting a single scratch on me.
Lumine: Sure… Anyway, the boss name Mr. Swackhammer, a greedy business man come up with a plan to make money by sending his goons to capture the looney tunes for free labor.
Yoimiya: Jumping onto their spaceship, they flew across the stars into the planet Earth to entire world called Tunes land. A place full of iconic characters from the Looney tunes characters from Bugs bunny and Daffy Duck.
Lumine: By using their wits, they were able to trick the aliens to a game of basketball for their freedom.
Itto: I have no clue what is a game of basketball, but seeing that they’re incredibly small and tiny limbs, I could definitely beat them all by myself. How could they be a great challenge to them.
Yoimiya: That simple, by traveling into a basketball game to steal the talent from the different basketball members as they transform into their form called Monstar. So not cute but powerful and weird looking.
Lumine: And including that the Looney Tune team aren’t even average in a game of basketball. They “ Borrow” Michael Jordan so that he could teach how to place Basketball properly. But will it be enough to save them from being slave to the aliens.
Itto: I would love to join them, but seeing it just a story… they need a second best player to help them.
Yoimiya: And who is better than to help them than a star player of Basketball than Lola Bunny. The new legacy hero of Basketball.
Lola: Don't ever call me doll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q_71srM7Ow
Lumine: But before there was Lola Bunny, there was Honey Bunny, from turning white to yellow and to look like him as Honey used to be his girlfriend. They were even planning to using her in the movie.
Itto: But what? I don’t see the problem.
Lumine: It just that the character Honey Bunny look like Bugs Bunny was doing drag. While it fit for the character, it won’t fly in the movies.
Yoimiya: So with a change of her appearance and clothes for the movie, it was the start for Lola Bunny.
Lumine: As the years pass, she would appear in more in the series from delivery pizza to gods less than thirty minutes to appearing in the Looney Tunes show. But if you’re talking either the sexy or looney one. All of them aren’t characters you want to mess with.
Yoimiya: Being trained by Amazons from the DC Comics universe, she can break the law of physics with cartoon force.
Itto: To keep things simple, it powers use by cartoon characters to breaks those laws. From pulling objects from thin air to being able to teleport out from danger.
Lumine: Itto. I’m sure everyone know that by now.
Itto: And there nothing wrong about reminding them. You’re welcome.
Yoimiya: She even could survive being crushed, stretched, and even flatten into a pancake. What make her amazing is her wits in battle or the basketball court.
Lumine: Being able to outwits many characters to her advantage, she was able to outwit even Bugs Bunny, the same character who have outsmarted Batman.
Itto: Come on. How smart could this man bat could be.
Lumine: First off, it’s Batman. And second, we’re talking about a character who knows all martial arts and read all books who is ready for any situation.
Itto: Nevermind. While she prefer to use a basketball, she does use different weapons throughout the years.
Yoimiya: From a giant pizza rolling pin, a floaty umbrella, a giant swatter, sharp machete, and shotgun.
Lumine: On her moped, she can deliver pizzas that have the power to trap any person with the sticky cheese. It even sometimes comes with free garlic knots. All of it under thirty minutes or the world will be destroy.
Itto: While we can talk about her rest of her inventory from invisibility potion, dragon, and super carrot that grant her the power of flight. What better than her stats! With characters lifting boulders weighing at least around two tons. She can even rip metal from a robotic machine with her bare hands.
Lumine: And when the Roadrunner who can run at speed comparable to the flash, you know you’re a fast. Finally, with characters like Wile E. Coyote who is able to transform into constellation or .17 foes of TNT.
Itto: She does sound cool, but unlike me, she doesn’t often use her toon force like the rest of the cast and can’t burrow like bugs bunny.
Lumine: But that what make her even more dangerous, while some will underestimate her for the way she look and act, all will learn why few could ever match against her in a heat of a game.
New Looney tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6c-KyVJWnc
1:20-1:47
https://www.deviantart.com/doctormoodb/art/Lola-Bunny-dunks-to-Death-Battle-601216016
Pre-Death Battle[]
Lumine: With all that, it time to figure out who should…
Kuki: Itto, I know that you’re here!
Yoimiya: What you did this time.
Itto: It nothing, just accidentally bump into her knocking her food to the floor when I found this perfect beetle. You should have seen it, it look like a champ. But now excuse me, I better make my grand escape. ( Show Itto running toward the right.)
Kuki: Hey guys, did you see Itto here.
Lumine: Yep. He went his way.
Kuki: Thanks. ( She run after him with Paimon entering the scene.)
Paimon: Hey, what just happen?
Lumine: Just him getting into trouble.
Paimon: Guess it make sense for bull chucker, but right now it time for Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7gGacb8cO4
Hello there viewers, and welcome to the next Death battle, it will take place in the city of New Donk City for the next fight. The camera shows Peppino taking deep breaths after running next to a bus stop with Gustavo feeding his pet rat name Brick. The rat was holding an umbrella as a reference to,” My Neighbor Totoro.” As Peppino was about run for the next delivery, Lola Bunny dash pass all of them making them spin around leaving them dizzy. On her moped, Lola Bunny weave through the traffic without hitting a single car in the way. There is nothing that can stop her from delivery the pizza under thirty minutes from the long traffic, around the pedestrians on the sidewalk, and even jump over a hot dog stand.
Lola Bunny: Excuse me!
People scream as they jump to avoid from being hit with each one yelling at her, and pulling out a map she read it trying to find the home location while being distracted.
Lola: Now. Let see where is the home address?
Being distracted, Lola didn’t notice that she enter into a construction area to build a new science lab to make men into giant monkeys.
Lola Bunny: If his house at conch street…
She pass many construction workers when suddenly she use a wooden plank on an oil tanker to jump over a pit onto a steel beam that was being crane into the air. Lola would have fall until the the steel beam connect a gap with her driving on like nothing is happening.
Lola Bunny: And I’m on George street…
And finally she enter an elevator that take her all the way down into the bottom as she drove off into an empty street as she put away her map.
Lola: I should get there with plenty of time, and look at that, no traffic at all.
Driving even faster, she race across the streets for her delivery when in the corner she is avoiding drivers from left to right as all of them scream.
Lola: Hey guys, this isn’t Russia! Drive on the left side of the road!
As she raise her fist into the air with anger, Lola Bunny crash into Princess Daisy car with both driver fly into the air to the floor.
Lola Bunny: ( Getting up from the ground.) Ouch, my head. I’m going to feel that in the morning.
Princess Daisy: ( Also getting up from the ground.) Hey buster, you just cost me the race. What are you even doing here, you don’t look like one of the contestants in the race.
Lola Bunny: Well if you want to know, I was delivery pizza to a customer when you bump into me. Now excuse me, I will be on my way.
She was about to when Daisy get in her way.
Daisy: Yeah right, I will not let you go away that easily without learning a lesson with a royal beat down.
Lola Bunny: Oh yeah. It look like more of a back alley beat down.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q_71srM7Ow
With the start of the battle, both fighters charge at each when Lola being the first one to throw a punch, and Daisy barely have enough time to block the strikes. Waiting for a perfect strike, Princess Daisy went for a leg sweep just as Lola jump over it. She was even thinking of a counter to take the rabbit opponent to the floor, but out of nowhere Lola was holding a giant swatter slamming it into Daisy head with a cartoonish noise.
Lola: ( Put the swatter on her shoulder.) That lump on your head look good for you princess. How about another one to compliment your face. You’re gonna need it.
Charging her attack, Lola aim for the top of her head before Daisy was able to grab her arm,
Daisy: Oh no you don’t!
Using all her might. Princess Daisy throw Lola over her shoulders to the floor as Lola slowly get up from the ground.
Lola: Critics. Never able to take a joke.
Daisy: You think that is funny. ( She pull out a sport bag full of different equipment where she pull out a golf club.) Just wait for defeat, nothing is more funnier than that.
Lola: Then En Garde!
Lola bunny pull out machete knife for battle, and both fighter clash with each other weapons with sparks flying in the air. Left to right, both fighters are evenly match up to Daisy using her double jump over Lola at a far distance. Using her distance, Daisy throw many gold balls in the air with a smile on her head.
Daisy: Fire!
Being so fast Daisy was able to hit each of the balls launching toward them with each one hitting her causing great pain. Taking out a frying pan blocking each one of the golf ball, Lola take each one step getting closer and closer for a perfect strike; however, Daisy was able to slow down time to pulling out a tennis racket for a deadly blow by a super.
Daisy: Let see how far you will be launch.
Using all of might, Daisy swing faster than lightening; suddenly, she spin around very dizzy to see that Lola have disappear and a tennis ball pass her leaving her confuse.
Lola: Ouch! Tough luck for her, with her being stomp by her opponent by one to twelve, ( Show a small screen showing another Lola Bunny waving at her fans while wearing a tennis outfit.) Even more tragic when said opponent only training is from country club. ( Avoid a tennis racket to the face, and the camera turn around to see Daisy pulling out a giant mushroom to grow her size humungous dwarfing the set. Camera pan to Lola Bunny.) Seem like she will crush the set, back to you Zeke.
Lifting her foot into the air, Daisy crush the entire set for a tennis game into tiny debris where she look for the rabbit. Seeing that the debris aren’t cover in Lola Bunny blood, the princess look around when suddenly she smell something very nice. But it was too late as she look up to see a floating rolling pin above her head slamming into her head multiple times creating limbs for each hits.
Daisy: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was enough time as Daisy shrink back to her normal self, and out of nowhere a small cloud rain on top of Lola washing away her invisibility potion away revealing her frown looking at the audience.
Lola: Let me guess. Won’t be fair for me to fight while invisible, guess to drag this fight even…
Before she can finish that quote, Daisy close the distance for a golf club to the head with many tweety flying around Lola confuse head. Shaking her head, Lola couldn’t block the many strikes from the golf club, and Daisy ready to end the fight by summing blue crystal to her hands for a punch launching Lola a couple of meters away. Lifting Lola by her shirt, Daisy is feeling her final punch with a blue crystal.
Daisy: Any last word bunny.
Lola: Can those words be a sentence.
Daisy: Fine.
Lola: It just that everyone knows that for a good joke, you must have a great punchline.
Knowing that she would try to pull something over her, Daisy grab something that Lola throw at her.
Daisy: Too late bunny, it’s game over. Wait a minute, why did give me garlic bread?
Lola: Well for the pizza you dummy.
Tricking her, Lola bunny was holding a pizza box as she throw it across Daisy face with the cheese blocking her vision.
Lola: Don’t worry, they’re plenty more where it came from.
With a switch out of nowhere, Lola jump into the air switching the switch to dump even more pizza on the princess to trap her in a cheesy trap. Princess Daisy try to escape, but she only pull on the stringy cheese instead.
Lola: And don’t forget the pepperoni.
With the battle about to end, Lola pull out a gun that shoot out sticky bombs that spell out Pepperoni on her. Daisy is frantically try to throw away the bombs on her but it was too sticky for her with the cheese not helping her. The sticky bomb blast creating a huge smoke, and in the center of the explosion was Daisy who was fine with a shine in her eyes.
Daisy: It not over, I will never…
But Lola Bunny slam her head with a giant hammer while wearing a hat and glasses with also a soda in her hand.
Lola: Lady. ( Take a sip from her soda.) The game was rigged from the start.
Ending the fight, Lola destroyed Princess Daisy head with a shotgun blast ending the fight.
Lola: Huh, That’s all folk.
Jumping on her moped, she is hoping that she have enough time to deliver.
Verdict[]
Paimon: Guess it show why always keep your eyes on the road for any danger, especially for him.
Yoimiya: Guess you’re right Paimon. This fight was more explosive than even my firework.
Paimon: A good compliment, but seeing that I just got her only knowing their background, why did Lola bunny won?
Lumine: Well that simple Paimon, While Peach was way more powerful and durable with the strength advantage. There was a chance for her to win, but you can’t win just those.
Yoimiya: Seeing that she was trained by the Amazons, it was clear that she was more experience in the fighting department, and when facing even more powerful opponents from Mon star to Goon Squad. She have experience fighting more stronger opponents.
Lumine: Next is agility, while bowser hitting that spaceship was impressive, Roadrunner was able to match to the flash who can run at speed of 52 quintillion times faster than the speed of light. Meaning even when Daisy Slow down time, Lola is simply too fast to fight back.
Paimon: When you’re fighter can beat you up without you landing a single punch, it certain doom for you.
Yoimiya: Don’t forget that with more versatility in her arsenal from her shotgun, a carrot that make her invisible to damage, spear, and even more when she can make them appear out of nowhere.
Lumine: And finally when she even out smart Bugs, there no reason that she could outsmart Daisy for a devastating setup for victory. Meaning as Lola avoid the attacks , she can set up a trap as she weaken Daisy.
Paimon: Guess it was a slam dunk for Lola Bunny.
Lumine: The winner is Lola Bunny.